I completed this extreme spike fall challenge

all right so we're checking out the only game that allows you to experience the fear of death 100 times in less than 12 seconds it's happy wheels i always love going out on my moped with my wife and repeatedly experiencing what it's like to get either shot in the face have a rocket up my ass i just realized in the end the only person that dies is my wife i should have said or becoming a single man man it's a lot like uh going to the store over here in florida i'm curious exactly what the point of this cannon shot was did i really win all i did was show up for dinner in pieces this poor guy looks like he's just happy to have a friend he's like i have low expectations for anyone who comes here to meet with me if you think about it consider what a gentleman my guy is he took his hat off before he sat down at the dinner table well he took his hat off and he took his head off well well well looks like it's bottle flip time y'all i love how it's just raining blood this this entire board just it for no reason there's just blood raining down where is all this blood coming from there's so many things here that i have to try and get first off i have to be able to say that i suck i'm curious if i win by doing it all right let's give a shot here to see where the hell we're supposed to go to huh well i'm a master of getting absolutely nowhere okay i guess i'm gonna have to go with the rear word yeet i am very very curious what to the moon means although i have something of an idea oh my god you do not win if you put the bottle in the wind area you just get your balls removed like a it's like a discount circumcision oh my god what the hell oh maybe my leg can make it into one of these flips all right we almost got the mlg we can do better [Music] oh yes i don't know what i did but i won and i won in the most amazing way possible there's little tom hardy's in every single thing i got it in the impossible as a human foot in the impossible party crasher okay what do you have to what do you have to do now normally you would say but gray you're stuck there [ __ ] i am we don't need legs where we're going all right and just do a little just gotta wwe break myself through the glass watch boom right there nice oh we're rolling now baby uh out okay still alive i have a shard of glass in my head and one going through my abdomen but that's okay i just lost the last arm that i had to make this work can you stop stabbing me in the face for just one second oh i'm actually gonna keep my legs i mean technically i bottle bottle-flipped my heart come on twerk your way off twerk okay i'm gonna follow my heart here and see where all this ends up at right you know what we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna approach this a different way go the back way yeet okay just you i had to give up one arm just to slow myself down nope there's nothing there but death okay i used my leg to break the glass so that's gonna help us out quite a bit see this this level using your severed limbs in a smart manner in an efficient manner as it were okay i can here we go nice here we go i got both legs up now this is look at this huh i'm gonna keep all my limbs this time all right now i just have to figure out a way to survive the balls does it how how how much of my how much my body has to get in front of the balls for it to do its thing oh sh i made it eat your dinner you ungrateful bastard i made it just for you i assume this is also going to have the opportunity for me to tell myself that i suck oh down the colon yeah if there's one thing i'm good at it's being pooped out all right land it on the jump go through the bottle flip knock over the bottles i assume i have to get over this wait for it there we go there it is is gray the best yes yes and i have a feeling i wasn't actually supposed to get over that of course it's yesen there goes my leg all right my leg didn't explode so i'm guessing this is an okay way to go down okay i made it all the way down here and i'm only missing one foot that's pretty damn good landed it knock the gut how come it's always a grey map when it's just filled with freaking land mines ow these maps are starting to get out of hand man i have pooped myself so many times at this point yes all right let's try this without the without the segway all right slide down here gotta do it slow though and watch out all right downward dog my way there goes mark now my balls yes i'm still alive okay i've got a sword in my wiener and i only have one arm but that's plenty the damn leg out of my way no no i'm bleeding out you [ __ ] okay still got all my all my limbs all right now stop here now everyone knows when you have a choice between killing the child and killing the elf you always go for the elf although i can't help but notice that there's a freaking land mine sitting above my head all right we're gonna go ahead and uh move slightly out of the way here yep that's what i thought so i have something of a problem here because i need to get past this and not hit that land mine oh my organ might be able to hit it that's a fantastic idea what the hell why are there random swords and [ __ ] flying through the air okay maybe maybe i can knock it down you what else we got here how much chernobyl stars would you give this map i don't know how deadly are they hm chernobyl stars i give it five chernobyl stars please let this agony end yay this is called improved harpoon it is impossible or is it okay okay it's pretty bad all right i have an idea use the balls as a deflection okay so far so good my pecker's like like iron like a marconi baby all right it it's pulling me by my wiener what the hell is that in front of me how much is in this board all right flip twist dodge okay parry thrust hey ho okay so far so good now i just have to deal with the 7 000 swords that are sitting here for some unknown reason there we go use a little domino effect no big deal now if i can come on now if i can just hit one of these what you want to do is oh oh don't get too close oh they're not real swords they're actually fakes ball survival easy motor speed one okay i don't like it any time the creator of a board tells me to be careful okay ball survival motor speed two this is what it's like being a sperm all right wait for it wait for it wait for it not yet not yet got it i have been freshly ejaculated i didn't even lose limb the line part one the dangerous line okay wow i uh i really underestimated how dangerous that line was okay god it's like a line of cocaine that has also done lines of cocaine all right how about if i just barely touch it there we go we're gonna touch it and then we're gonna freaking run go got it and that i was gonna say and that's why you don't do drugs this is a spike fall that has been said to be impossible literally impossible as long as i have my helmet there is no spike fault that i cannot complete first attempt second attempt okay this is actually looking really good how many colors are there yes so they put an invisible wall right before you get to the bottom a let me guess hold on [Laughter] got it me and the rest of my organs will sit here basking in the afterglow of victory yes spray your unicorn sperm all over me been a while since i did a rope swing shouldn't be that bad what the hell is this what the hell is this oh [ __ ] all right stick it swing it fall drop you have to get ready to eat yourself over here yeet okay fall down here what's happening oh my god because of this game anytime i go out and i see anything suspicious i'm gonna think there's a freaking cannon under it this is called watermelon fall i don't really see where the difficulty comes from other than the fact that it's incredibly satisfying to lawnmow watermelons nothing's impossible yeah this is called the test of endurance i think all you have to do is just repeatedly use your face to break these glass here well i mean technically i'm still breaking all the glass if i'm still pumping blood do i win i like that it looked like i was i was gonna say i like that it looked like i was pooping my own brain out all right let's try this again i'm gonna use my legs ready why does my head love exploding ha ha if i use my anus you can't stop me i'm still technically alive as long as blood runs through my veins okay if i use my severed arm to protect my face i think i think i finally done it i think i finally done it and now i get to get turned into porridge and now for the main event through the first cage through the second cage the third case and the new winner dead bodies here nothing's oh right the hell i just wanted to see if i could survive i'm using his body to hang from the ceiling i'm the only one left this is called gray impossible before you start gray i've been the biggest fan since the 2016 area if you play this you make my life way more easier and i'm sure you're going to make my life way harder thanks donovan all right so what makes this so impossible what'd that say now i'm starting to see where the impossibility comes from oh my god i'd like to mention for a moment that i'm massaging my child's head with my shin while half of my leg is holding my body up so normally i would say that this this board would be pretty difficult but luckily there's always a sacrificial lamb yeet okay i may have to i may have to eat my child a little early fly my son perfect got it anytime i start a board and there's just an arrow with one word die i know i've chosen the right board falling nope not today oh this is a choose your own death style if you didn't die go here i kind of want to know is there a little extra thing here hold on i'm just trying something come on squeeze your ass down there lady nice [Music] all right if i fall on my daughter got it don't mind me i'm just bringing all of this meat to the butcher shop ow i appreciate that if you didn't die there was an extra way to make sure that you died all right pass the falling over to the spikes just spin around until you go down oh i'm still alive oh press when ready never mind they're like depression-seeking spikes you can actually watch them move every once in a while when they haven't drank enough blood all right what else we got here up over here arrows what what is that what is that off the side of the on the side of the screen there's so many arrows that's broken the game but there's a giant ball over here all right i guess it's time to have giant balls bounced off of me now wrecking balls give it to me all right maybe i can dodge it oh oh oh i did it i just heard i think my daughter looked all the way to the end no one eats meat like i do i'm still alive joke's on you [Music] i i i survived the jet run how there we go and now to finish things off homing bombs but don't worry i have an idea here okay so first what you do is you break the glass oh [ __ ] wrong glass hi two survivors this time except well i'm a survivor but my head is up my ass now this is what yoga can do for you all right now if i use my juvenile like a glass punch that didn't work at all here we go i'm not here i was gonna say i'm not hearing any explosions i'm still alive i'm still alive all that matters in life is i was gonna say how well you could bottle run but i wasn't expecting to have a bunch of nixon's levitating in the air all right little tom hardy avert your eyes cause there's gonna be a lot of death nice nice hang on tight kid oh my god there's more [Music] and that right there is a victory and little tom hardy is drinking his own blood well everyone hope you enjoyed this episode happy week until next time stay foxy what's up

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Id: sJ0MaudqcsY

Length: 15min 42sec (942 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 13 2020