I Catfished My Friend（Animation）

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himself i've been trying forever for many many years i've come to the conclusion that women just don't like me i and i try and i try and they just hate me i'm the worst why don't women like me who's boy what what appear in the tent scene we are witnessing here uh okay um we're gonna have to work on this one boys after that night every time we hung out together he had this depressing aura around him he wasn't fun to hang out with anymore and he just looked dead inside like he gave up like dude this man got rejected so many times his armor durability stats were completely destroyed this grub was back to level one peasant gear move forward a month later and it seems to be getting worse like i had him in a painting class and each time he brought in an assignment his art seemed to be getting more and more darker okay this is getting too sad we gotta do something now i gather up the boys all right what do we do i say we can't fish him what yes that's right we knew he had been actively using an online dating website i mean he doesn't hide it and by lord golly g did his profile make his cringe to look at but you know it's okay we homies whatever man all good we'll we'll just work with what we got let the catfish operation commence first step make a fake profile now he's a lovable goofball and he's really dumb but i still have to make it convincing you know you know i i had to make her look enticing not unrealistic i can't just make her a supermodel you know with the professional lighting and stuff no i gotta use mostly candid snapshots of real life a few group pictures and if only creeps will have this much time on their hands are you in love with him or something sen this is for the greater good my bro's in trouble he needs his confidence back in a 30 minute time span i have received over 80 new messages i can't believe this that quick is this what it's like to be a girl why is this so unfair dude like like i'd be super lucky to even get one match with my real profile but 80 and a half an hour that's insane my curiosity hit me hard dude and now i needed to analyze what techniques these dudes be pulling while sliding in the dms because for once i was on the receiving end it was a whole new world half the dms i received were either a shot of their abs or them sending me a winky face must be the male dating site meta or something some of the pickup lines were so bad i had to reply and roast them like i even got a taste of one of those nice guys where you reject them calmly and then they proceed to turn around and go ape squid on you overall to no surprise most of the dms were god-awful but there was this one guy who was actually super charming had great looks and provided perfect responses i was so swept away dude like i swear i thought i had the doki dokies in my kokoro for a second but only for a second chill anyways lots of shirtless men of all various sizes cringe angles embarrassing bios bad pickup lines thirst drier than the sahara desert like some of you guys seriously need to work on your game bro you're one to talk so here was the plan i initiate the conversation i give him words of encouragement and shower him with compliments call him cute a couple times described that i would want to date him but then claim that i have to move to a different country as an escape plan so he doesn't get too attached after i've successfully escaped i'll delete my account because i already feel guilty doing this as it is so didesa will become a memory of the past you can't just give him compliments as a friend like a normal person listen it hit different when it comes from a girl okay you wouldn't get it yeesh girls hi just wanted to send you a message because you're cute i also think you look cute yo this boy can't even speak english do you like anime oh come on dude you can do better than that don't make that your icebreaker i think i've maybe seen a few i love weep girls who watch anime do you watch naruto so this is why he can't get girls oh yeah i think i heard about it from my friend hmm all right buckle up we're in for a long one [Music] i had a blast talking to you he you seem like my type and i would totally go on a date with you winky but unfortunately i have to go back to school soon it's all the way in london i'm so sorry that we won't have a chance to get to know each other in person okay but it was really nice talking to you you're a great guy and i'm sure you won't have any problems snagging girls also work on your grammar a bit girls like that okay bye love the next day he approaches me and proceeds to brag all about how he flirted with a beautiful wonderful perfect girl online even letting me in on all the fine details showcasing to me this once and forgotten confidence he had in the galaxy far far away ago meanwhile here i am sweating my balls off and trying to pull off the most oscar acting performance of my lifetime buddy that was me i am that girl yo that's crazy dude i told you you still got it man now all you gotta do is just apply it to real life and you're good dude have i tricked my friend into thinking a fine fit bird was actually into him yes was the thing i did technically wrong yeah probably have i given him a huge boost in confidence so much so that he found a girlfriend of his own a couple weeks later hell yeah and to this day many years later i have never told a single soul about this catfish story some of you out there might be feeling a little low in the confidence meter but trust me you don't need me to catfish you dude you got this you a cutie man trust me and i'll see you later you barnacle scum

Channel: Daidus

Views: 2,501,125

Keywords: catfish, internet, daidus, animation, anime, cartoon, sen, college, friends, squid neutral, squid up, eating, drawing, draw my life, secretly, orange hat, funny, relatable, experience, nostalgia, slob, animated, fat guy, blue outline, introvert, extrovert, animatic, art school, bro, bros, online dating, girls

Id: UB_3uDniiU8

Length: 9min 35sec (575 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 10 2020