I BOUGHT TOBI 28 PRESENTS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

all right welcome back to another main channel video that's right i've recorded some the last couple days i've actually recorded another two they'll be out soon but i've also been doing the freezy five challenge which if you don't know what that is it's drinking water maintaining healthy eating cold showers which i do not enjoy there's also reading a book and i'm reading mike malak's book actually really sick and also exercise but in the past my birthday other people's birthday toby you know toby this guy he's done videos where he surprised people like myself with gifts for our birthday oh i think i brought you these little vision socks let's go so i got some presents for toby myself and uh yeah we're gonna wrap them up we need to go buy a pair of shoes for him as well and then head over and surprise him for his birthday yeah all right so we made it to the shoe shop and uh i'm not gonna lie we actually tried to get toby a pair of these bad boys but toby and his big feet they don't have his size so go for these these are sonic they're reflective as well like this is something toby would wear a lot and like something he'd actually look forward to wearing not something that you know i i don't know when he would wear he said from whatever you get free token when you buy something so uh this is to hopefully get toby another present all right i'm really bad at these by the way all right that's about right come on come on come on i'm really fluffed out bro okay bye all right so we're back i'm not good at wrapping but here we go i didn't go for the standard this time in terms of like normally whenever we do these videos one of us ends up with like a watch or um a new iphone or a laptop or something like that i went more apart from the shoes i went more random i have to go this way might need your help that doesn't fit huh see i wish i'd bought everything off amazon could have got everything gift wrapped this is long all right we've wrapped about five presents or so like a bunch of these little little things here how the hell are we gonna get all this stuff there yeah how are we gonna get to the cab we'll deal with it when we get to it last five this paper's like really as well it's probably like paper paper instead of wrapping paper this isn't sexual don't take it like that see that's the difference there see how it ripped that's how you know if it's good paper or not [Music] all right last one that i can be bothered to do i'm already losing the the will to wrap this is this is extremely long look at this is awful i hate wrapping certain things just give me a normal box and i'll be happy i'm pretty sure that is like a very stan yeah this is a standard box is it sorry it took you about 25 minutes to cut that tape i don't think toby's going to be too fussed with how nice that you do it i think he will toby's a man of intricacies yeah no this is this is horrible all right now we're finished somehow we have to take this with a cake plus these boxes now these are the the difficult ones but we can manage we can definitely manage this somehow what do you mean we you're helping oh you think i'm carrying all this on my own all right so i'm here with the birthday boy birthday man birthday man he's now 34. single grand mars reveal yourselves no don't do that i know you don't like alcohol but this is yours to open i mean it literally says fragile right there it's a bottle of champagne we got you a bottle of champagne look at that it's bubbly i mean i figured i feel like he's figured out that this is a cake by now see that though we'll move on to something random this one i don't know if you'll like it frame photo of us we don't actually have many pictures together we have a lot of pictures we don't they're all on my phone am i [Laughter] conscious a lot more underwhelming than that huge picture this is something a couple of your friends enjoy that i thought was a way you could enjoy it too it's an edible anus because a couple of a couple of your friends enjoy you know ask are you included in that what [Laughter] who wrecked these that was me impressive i told you he knows his interest kisses i messed up the word oh it's a pen a laser pen it's an expensive pen look how small it is bro and it works fun hello you can actually hide that like behind an ear and then you just start buzzing you're like [Music] i was just telling people today how i always get given these uh snickers told me to run why did you say it like that toblerone you said like tobalarone probably larone that's the biggest one [Laughter] also do you know that there's a beer right there yes most people don't know that i feel like you gassed yourself up a lot for them you know and they they ain't amazing it's led lights for your car i need more of these oh he already has loads no because basically you know the car you know you know in my car it has the leds already but it's not it's not really like there there's no real presence that's what i'm saying now i was like yeah there's no presence in this car pops it's totally the rainbow oh it's a mini me did i get to build it myself yes i didn't know if you're happy building it yourself or not it's hard that's half the fun sure i'm very spoiled first things first because it was meant to be the first president from simon now i see why you messed up it it's hand sanitizer we were meant to use that first it was meant to be a thing we wouldn't have hand sanitized our body we're just there like you need this for the future little rapper notebook this is a5 simon i told you where i wrapped my box he does write his bars on a4 so i did mess up but i thought you know what if i just bought you a4 i felt like you know this is more personalized here you go this is sambucus there's a note this is sambuca simon what does it say do you hear that sound [Music] [Laughter] beat me and i'll do a shot if you beat me at this i'll do a shot what right here right now it's a shooting target game you ain't got this ready ready ready wow see that yeah watch this bow didn't move he didn't even turn the camera he didn't bro he did a big he pointed everywhere well you moved him yeah why he's not as good as you as i said beat me and i will do a shot but we only have five shots five shots five shots of these you go first how many are you gonna hit missed why would you say that because you're gonna miss oh how's it done i didn't aim i was i was playing around all right cool cool that one's a free one i'm gonna hit every single one watch me not hit one of these by the way bro it went underneath it oh it went underneath other than it looks like this bro what i'm not gonna hit one of these no you said first one no effort like this look what's up i hate you i don't want to sit next to him yeah i was staring at the camera yeah what that was kind of cool that was kind of you well yeah because i was looking at it it's easy when you're not you have longer arms closer all right arms like this look at my arm back here then yeah yeah i hate you what what oh all right so i don't have to do a shot thank god all right you throw poos at each other then you have to try and catch it on the head put on all right i'm gonna do this this is sick did you get them all fast oh no oh no i'm the at this [Music] you're the hottest guy i know from simon i don't know why i wrote that you're hitting on me bro it's hot sauce but it's from all over the world look at that exotics my own ruins give you a tenor if you finish this model yeah but impossible tender bro and a shot of sambuca oh a song all right another another little one little funny one because you are piss-poor at football it's gonna be one of them urinal target things you know you put their little targets in the urinal so the men that can't aim oh okay [Music] now you see where the puns come from yes damn it bro i don't even have a urinal i think it fits in the toilet as well let's try oh why are you filming one on toilet sorry bro why was i in there just embrace it just embrace it bro no not like that it's a road rage book but look it has like coloring in and mr dingling can't find his keys though you have to help mr dingling find his keys i'm not helping anyone's mr dingling uh this was a little bit better it seemed cool to me nasty it's not it's not just a football it's a smart football so you you download an app and it can give you stuff like challenges and it can track like how many kps you do or like you dribble into the circle on the screen like the video i saw in it looked quite cool and i was like oh you know what he's piss-poor at football he could use this simon that's twice now you've made that joke i'm starting to think it's not a joke it's a joke where you going close your eyes all right keep them closed this one i don't know if you need it but i know you like something to do with it and it's not wrapped so have a look it's a juice extractor for apple juice oh my own juice makeup so now you can make apple juice oh the next one you might i don't know if you're gonna like it it's okay you've done enough it was it was a bit bigger than i thought close your eyes again it's a it's a giant i love hanzo so much man oh hey this is so cold do you know how sick this is i hope so you know our sickness how much was this okay it's a crap look at it he's a size 11 bro he likes it i don't know if you're going to like this i'm going to look at this it's quite big i thought you know what maybe it's just an annoyance maybe it just takes up space we've got five left five left but i felt i feel like six left six left why are you doing that what are you doing right now all right toby i feel like we've spoken a lot about like shows from when we were younger etc you know like stuff that we really like you you've always mentioned one show in particular the simpsons that is not what i wanted you to say the other show that you always mentioned corey in the house do you remember how much glory is it's not that either is that what what's going on all right now obviously you're a big fan you know so yo toby what's up man it's your boy kyle massey from cory in the house man i heard it's your birthday he turned into big 36. let's go he was a big fan of corey in the house where corey is in the house man i heard that you short you need to grow man you need to go ahead and get some knee surgery whatever it takes man let's go ahead and get you up there just a few more you know what i'm saying like a foot or so but anyways happy birthday man happy 36th for you man kyle man peace you couldn't just let me have that one nice thing [Laughter] you know what it's still better than the one harry got me that's true run the clip hi toby well harold tells me you're going to be 29 a 29th birthday something to celebrate the big one comes next year once you're 30 you can't even pretend to be young anymore so i want you as a keen football fan and a season that is coming to an end did you watch the thing about jack charlton the other night there was a documentary about the end of his life um and i i was so moved by it um i bought the jack charlton autobiography and you realize you know back in the 60s 70s just how physical just how tough football used to be then it's a little bit softer it's a little bit easier now than it was a thing back in jack charlton's day so look i want you please to go out and enjoy your birthday as best you can but even more importantly i want to thank you for supporting me believing in what i was doing backing the brexit course and hey toby we're going to put the great back into britain aren't we happy birthday i did not vote brexit so just clarifying that let's go with this one it's a man united shirt from the heroes it's beautiful look at it that's sick do you like manchester oh this is so sick all right while we're you know on a roll this is the start of good presents we got that was five good presents we got you some shoes i know a couple man gonna be jealous of these ones these ones are sleek they got a new shoe smell really because john tried them on [Laughter] a basketball jersey from my favorite basketball team for boston zelda x kemba wall plaza [Applause] all right the penultimate present you love that work most people just say you know the final one when they get to the last one well i do say that yeah but you stay talking i am not a lord who's the lord ladies and gentlemen toby is now a lord nor this is the final present did you just kill it bro i heard a noise i heard a hiss it's just bubble wrap ah i got it bro don't do that to me i heard it was that oh damn it's whose boot is that oh this is so sick thank you simon for real thank you happy birthday to you happy birthday to well um that is all of them as i said there actually was one more but it didn't turn up so what was it uh it might arrive in the next day and if it does i'll bring it tomorrow all right hello toby uh your final present arrived uh so i thought i'd just kind of show you it basically um yeah i don't know if you want it i was actually going to say can i give it to talia you ready i love you simon but i don't think i can own that so i could give it to talia you can give that one to them [Laughter] all right toby said he didn't want his final presents so you get it oh okay okay yeah you ready okay close your eyes and put your hands out no no no no like like you're gonna hold something like yeah like that okay okay wait [Laughter] you're welcome happy birthday toby but yeah which was your favorite hanzo really i thought it would have been the the toilet the target what are you holding bro like this yeah are you not like that i'm more like come on where the tweezers are come on please work one all right well that is it for today um as i said um make sure you subscribe i need 10 mil subs to beat tommy so please and also subscribe to toby hey listen tommy didn't do this for me so i don't know why you thought i stopped him he went to vick's house and called him short see that he's different and he called me a he said he did an impression outrageous in it i like you though tommy i don't but 10 mil simon subscribe all of that all of that thank you for watching peace

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Length: 22min 19sec (1339 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 20 2021