Minecraft's Portal Gun Mod Is Stupidly Funny

we installed the portalgun mod into minecraft this meant we could teleport through anywhere in the map throw mobs at people and so much more stuff this was honestly hilarious also guys guys most people find me annoying at first so if you don't hate me then please consider subscribing it's completely free and you can always unsubscribe later enjoy you like guns yeah i do open this you ever see you ever seen this oh wow that you just looked good why is there just a pair of long fall boots in there oh god oh god i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment [Music] [Applause] hey dory i'm i'm coming to help oh traveling with these things is a pain i keep missing i mean i never miss turbo so this isn't a problem i have i or you never miss you sound like a guy that misses i missed quite a lot what do you miss my family oh for context uh tubbo's family was brutally murdered last last night yeah yeah where are you portal come through this portal should be right there okay yeah what's up man i don't happy oh yeah i'm come on okay oh oh what the what are you [ __ ] doing i'm really trying i'm not figuring it out i know listen i know your parents were murdered yesterday and that's a lot in the carry but you gotta get over here man look at this i should i get high wait hold on you can get high you place them next to each other and you just you just go you just go and go oh phil schlatt's got me high again and then and then you shoot kick for flying kicked for flying sorry about your family by the way they were yeah it was they were murdered last night and i honestly i sometimes i can still hear him you know i get that and i have parents were actually murdered uh two nights ago really two nights ago yeah two nights ago wow two nights ago damn i'm gonna i'm gonna kill an enderman oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] [ __ ] oh wait oh wait oh zanderman fighting me with jokes on him i can teleport too okay i'm going up i'm going up i can i can sense destiny for that i'm sorry do your little kitty game the guys with the dead parents are gonna get it yeah we're the dead parents his parents were actually murdered two nights ago yeah my parents were murdered two nights ago how's that huh we're the dead parent platoon guys i'm still alone i'm alone says a kid with two parents guys i'm an impressionable young teen looking for a leader and currently i don't have one well uh my parents are dead phil yeah do i need to kill my parents no phil you know what you know i've got the brute strength the brute strength to get the job done get to get the job done now now i'm no anti anti-portaler however they seem to be causing more more harm than good you anti you're anti-portal they no i'm definitely not anti-portal you see you seem like you're anti a lot of things i think you know what i mean am i right in the when when the nhs handed you that vaccine you went no no thank you i have been the most pro-person you see uh phil was just telling me about his reasonings for being anti-vaxxed can you believe it oh phil you're anti-facts too no no oh my god holy [ __ ] i feel like i'm no longer anti-portal they just saved me you dummy whereabouts did you go like you said you went underground yeah i'm underground i was looking for diamonds because going underground sorry sorry i do i'm sorry the re you keep breaking into song and dance that's why your parents got killed dude that's why they i'm sorry to tell you this how did your parents get killed i actually told them to invest in uh this cool cryptocurrency good safe like paranoid yeah save the parents little did they know it was a scam i dumped all my all my holdings and then they lost the parents they lost their entire retirement fund then what happened and then i killed them phil this whole time i felt very lost without a leader i just want a leader all right well uh killing your parents to join a group probably not great number one no it is great you just don't realize it yet because you're old wait phil philly phil yo no it's me it's me it's that yes wait let me check i'll make a rule for you to puddle over here wait yeah make a wall make a wall okay here's a wall here's a wall get over here the bottle's on the wall slap okay what the [ __ ] phil yeah yes oh my god look at that i think we'll stay up here yeah we're going to stay up here guys stay up here phil look look phil i picked up that boy guys i've got a gift for you all this guy's my parent hello father hey guys how's it feel that i have a dad and you don't that is just rude hey oh dad i love you so much you guys celebrating father's day this year this is really really this is amazing any reason why not this is like you're making fun of a tragedy send them through that portal i want to say hello to him my father he's a good man he has a law degree be kind to him he's been through a lot ever since where did you get the job well done have you guys seen my dad phil they murdered my father my one and only my beloved my beloved father father dearest is dead long live the quit what do i do lizzy father is dead why don't you guys respect me i'm just a guy with a dead dad tell him about tell him about the you know you know the significant other if you will how so tommy we'd love to take you up on this offer but we're gonna need to kill your mom too yeah we are gonna need to kill her yeah you're gonna need to kill your mom we we will we have knives it's going to happen regardless uh we just thought we'd run that iu real quick just want to make sure you're okay with oh there she is oh well my mum wow that was actually the zebra so you're all right what do you want from me i came here i came here with the plan to kill phil and now and now your mom and grandparentless hey guys look at this guy [Music] you just fall short i don't want to fall short every time every time everything you do for me you for sure where's the part like that well it's here but i have a slight problem a bit awkward to access and by that i mean completely impossible you do it oh yeah what the [ __ ] have you done wait phil i forgot to tell you they stole my no fall boots because they don't believe in them do you hear more lava i hear more lava oh no no no no no no no no think of zebra no oh [ __ ] wait there it is look who's here look what the puss dragged in what do you want what do you want one of your distant relatives just murdered us uh a lot of this stuff fell into lava yes like your gun's gone my portal gun is gone it's [ __ ] fun can i have those no full boots of yours hey stay back buddy i don't want to have to you know defenestrate you or anything come on look at my friends hop down hop down this hill hop down oh okay it's coming right after no no i need my guns [Music] talk to my monkey cluck [Music] we cannot show them this they simply just wouldn't be able to comprehend they would start like they'd start shaking and then like vomit a lot so we we just can't i'm i'm gunless you win some you lose something you win some you lose some you're winning i think you might just be about to lose some uh i don't think we will be losing any because um we don't have that many toulouse what yeah we've got nothing why did you just break my portal we've got nothing left to lose we've got nothing to lose yeah we're not going to be losing enough oh thank you phil there's a reason i'm known as tommy sneaky let's get out of here let's get out of here we're we're being robbed right now oh time to go yeah time to go flat time to go what [ __ ] you [ __ ] could i borrow your gun no no please no i don't promise i'm old enough no i don't think i'm gonna do that what were those jump pads that those [ __ ] used man oh yeah the launch pads they're pretty cool right no the ford dress fell oh [ __ ] but we've got the boots all right i'll go meet you with i'll go meet you in boot town go to your house oh either get a gift it's a gift you have to be inside you have to be inside can i please just have my gut what the dog ignore that inside the house hey i'm in canada [Music] what do you mean the moon [Music] look at this yes it's a ride i'm gonna use the biggest brain plays right now i'm gonna use this portal to de-load the spawner when this there's a really scuffed spawn here we go perfect oh dude this is the play all right we just pop through here we just chill for a second let's play catch with a dog that's not a dog son what the [ __ ] toby look at me hey look at me in the eyes oh [ __ ] now he's trying to throw groupers and [ __ ] he's throwing creepers that's a cool little thing you got there bro what is that oh [ __ ] i killed it what is it give me that oh [Laughter] [Music] he's gone crazy it's what twitch streaming does to you all right it's behind us now okay we're like 2021 twitter users here we go [Music] guys you know you know down where are you guys how about my companion cube in the [ __ ] lava hey guys tommy don't go through that portal why you died let's go place it phil place it can you get rid of the [ __ ] blocks in the pool no place it so that was like the [ __ ] god if this breaks it i can't place it yeah that one there phil you've missed a spot yeah oh whoa look how many more towers there are who knew killing your parents pays off in the end [Music] he's joined his parents oh god so i don't think you're going high enough man oh there's a minecraft kick for flying fill some minecraft left his wife sorry i said that wrong she left him wait oh sorry i'm doing this i'm doing this all right i feel like i'm at the lunch table in [ __ ] middle school she abandoned him and moved to the states he feels alive he left him because he could not meet she left him alone oh my god oh my god oh i'm gonna stop pitch shift don't you start [Music] thank you wait how did you hear another one [Applause] i hate this i've never heard it a bit so bad if you want to say something cool yeah all right here we go wait wait schlatt wait were you just on a call with your mum wait schneider yeah no belzer yeah no the wife gone oh wait wait yeah yeah you still i got parents bro no no no i think he's still got parents king i don't have parents i don't know i just called your mom i heard it i know i'm not sure you're on as much king [ __ ] as i thought you might have prior be i don't have parents i have a plan i have a plan and it involves you standing on this blue thing okay now go to that tower go to the tower [Music] [Applause] i'm using the grab option on the portal gun to literally just build a [ __ ] staircase into the side of the obsidian towers now this is how desperate has gone this looks like a jenga tower holy [ __ ] are you out of blocks yes why are you just mine and stone no wait get behind me get behind me get behind me all right let's get still setting up a wall of turrets for this crocodile holy [ __ ] phil yo [Music] his parents were right he was a failure wait really

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Id: d7d8UueL_tw

Length: 19min 45sec (1185 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 13 2021