I Built A Boat, Then Sailed The Ocean...

jack do you know where we're going today jack no you just haven't told me you did not tell me what we're doing what a boat jack what do you mean you bought a boat i brought a boat look at how sunny it is i thought that's irrelevant why have you bought a boat because it's good weather it's good weather it'll be good for morale what are we doing with the boat we're gonna ride it [Music] i don't even know how to sail right jack here it is what do you what do you think what do you think it's what do you think of my back how is this bad boy you buy a used boat this bad boy cost me 50 quid on ebay you bought a bot on ebay yeah is that edition hi it's me my merch is out right now okay literally right this very second my merch store has just gone live when this is published it's limited edition and once it's gone it's it's not coming back it's my first official merch and i'd really appreciate it if you guys went and checked it out it's it's cool look at it and i i swear it's comfy look look it's got metal tips on the end of the strings because it's annoying when they fray exactly also we're coming up on 2.5 mil and i'd really appreciate it if you guys could check if you're subscribed because i'm doing dramatic hand gestures to emphasize my point thank you onto the video why this boat isn't even built yet you know how to build a boat you nearly fell over as you said i don't have any faith in the fact that you can build this boat why did you buy a boat that wasn't even built yet connect the poles to the poles there's only one pole oh no there's two poles okay he's but what if you do it wrong um we die how are you doing tobo i can't believe you're making me pull this off someone's got film i'm just i'm putting in just as much effort as you right now you know you are literally the laziest person you look look at us the two men just you know putting an equal amount of effort into this vlog what are you doing this is poll one this is the first pole we need how do you know any of this what can i say i live by the sea he just brought like a random part of ebay yeah i know how to construct this i'm tubo i know things he's just making things up he's making things up i am i'm literally just making pizza i don't like the fact that your our life depends on you making up how to make this boat look see they fit together now i have a long pole i turn my two poles into one big pole put on the slideshow i'm jacketing up so i don't drown when this inevitably sinks you know if we do sink would be so small i'm so glad why did you get a small ones because i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm stupid i'm i'm a little stupid guy i'm fitting here because of my big muscles tomorrow i'm too big for your big is the muscles oh this is hold on i know that one fine hold on guest appearance i spent my money responsibly lonnie how are you he's got a good one how likely do you reckon he is to actually be able to build this how likely am i to drown today be honest with me um good chances of what life or death that doesn't you didn't this does not seem like a good investment what are you going to do with this after today to france hey jack how's this going you doing all right yeah i'm panicking but you know other than that just remember okay if you die i'm in your will what i didn't write or well that was your first mistake okay jack you're ready for what we're gonna say a lot this is too you realize we're not we can't sail here this is concrete look at our glorious pink sail manifold it looks a little bit cooler now but it still looks uh-huh unsafe it's unsafe but it's muddy um we're trying oh oh you ready you ready you ready oh no i missed it shouldn't screech that right no it should not it should not make that noise jack jack jack what stand still i'm gonna hold it i'm gonna go i'm gonna don't do that no i don't okay so we need to tie a figure of eight jack do you know how to type so you know we make a head we strangle the head and we poke the head in the eye and then we get a figure away why is it so morbid you know it's just string man you didn't have to make it like that like death on the tub of shadow oh god hey hi we're moving this boat now i'm holding the boom so we don't knock out members of the public you've already messed up you've you've already going wrong i've tried i can tell you know it's not good enough but it is it is something you know that's that's that's testament really so where do we go oh yeah that is yeah that is quite ideal really you be careful you don't run into small people in the water anyway should we get in this boat now um yeah do we want to waterproof up all right say hi to the nice waterproof people jack you're waterproof now everyone well done wow yes i'd assist you but as i said i'm filming oh it's cold on my feet it that is actually freezing okay oh my clothes are going to be cold oh wow there's weed of the sea what's on my face hold on the boat don't let it just go you got the troll oh my god it's freezing yeah i i warned you we've still got the treasure finder wait what interesting i've got to do stop it [Music] it doesn't feel very under control the way i'm moving i don't feel very confident in getting it you're very likely i don't feel very yeah because you're in what oh i'm sailing away one of the wheels came off yeah we made a real meal out of this [Applause] he thinks we could be doing better i think that's fair everyone could think that all right everybody now it's now the time get in all right all right go go go go run up put it down and then you head fast into the water [Applause] there's a thing between us we've got the boom in the way but so this is how we sail we just swim yep yeah they gave us the thumbs up bye-bye they're doing well i think france we're not going all the way to france what do we do now pray to what oh god you know say your final goodbyes why because we're going to die what are you doing turning us around cause we're heading we're heading into we have not moved at all by the way what's the sale for by the way if you're just going to paddle it's for luck okay go up there okay so anyway how long does it take to get to france you know 20 minutes on a on a on a train how would you get the train across this we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna just go through here because we where why you that you are you're creating unnecessary danger but like these we could kill these people we could we could and you know that's just part of the sailing line why are you leaving hiking out that's what this is called it's called hiking hiking out i'm also gonna hike pop up with the fight i'm hiking you're hiking me hiking let me let me let me film you're hiking we're going quite fast you know we are going quite fast actually this is we are now moving eta france eta france any second now i see them the french i see them i see them in the distance i see bonjour monsieur come on tilly civil play what he said i don't know any french do you reckon we could go to russia i speak russian do you yeah sailors to russia you know what jack you can drive how do i i don't know how to drive i'm sick of this [ __ ] jack god go on take that take that no i want to drive but you just do this right yeah yeah you're doing the driving now you know what you're on the wrong side you're on the wrong side you've got to sit on this side swap sides again and then pull that big rope in the middle that big rope in the middle in the middle [Music] [Music] you're doing great jack you're doing great okay okay yeah that's good that's good that's good okay you do that again we're gonna turn and then we're gonna be into the wind are you ready are you ready okay we're about to catch the wind jack by the phone get ready do we swap now yeah yeah the you're doing actually really well look at me on the natural you're trying really well i know the water like i know i'm a fisherman you know they teach you these things i i witness the fish and i go this is how they swim this is how i swim they're fins i studied them you studied the fins i studied the fins like one would study the blade look at those rocks yo you know what for a 50-pound boat this has done us well this is actually not that bad you know we're sailing it's not like the water just cleaned out all the grub yeah i'm a little bit wet yeah get some bleach on this bad boy we'll level up oh you're catching the window we're catching the wind are we yeah we're gonna start zooming pretty quick give me a reaction image do a reaction help girl i'm swimming out to sea help girl i'm on a boat all right your turn drive and film drive and do both ah hello the people i'm filming and driving no flipping around on me oh i guess i'll film tubber i'm sure you're all way more interested in that top our viewers hey tips fedora hi you did that what do you want to name our bow yo we can name them like name boats [Music] where are the bees why do we not move why is we just jack we're drifting far out to sea no we just won't move anymore i can't get it to move it just we're still the wind has died the wind's gone and we're heading towards the rocks i didn't really even think about how we're relying on why is that guy what he got he's got where's ours we're stranded [Music] they're teaching him oh we're zooming no we're picking up wind yo i hope we don't i hope we don't capsize why would we capsize i don't even know what does that mean it means we're going to tip over jack jack who says the manifold can swim the man hey jack i'm gonna tip this boat why would you do that i'm gonna tip why stop it stop it no stop stop stop stop i don't know he just started tipping the thing oh my god why the [ __ ] did you do that what can i say i'm a bit of a natural anyway if you did like i'm freezing if you guys like the video please please do subscribe because um we're coming up to three mil so subscribe bye

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Length: 12min 57sec (777 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 27 2021