Squid up? No, squid neutral! :0 OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo :) Let me spook you with these (: spooky tales :( that actually happened to me in real life. +> So back in the 1960s, I graduated from an art college ):> Sorry, Sen, you're not in this video. ):+ So during freshman year There's three circumstances that happened to me that made me believe that Something funky and something supernatural is happening in this dorm room. The first one's simple I had a guitar amp in the corner And it just somehow happened to turn itself on even though the switch is heavy as balls and you need a really strong thumb to turn it on So me and my roommate was kind of freaked out by that, but at the same time We're like uh it could be a technical difficulty, whatever So yeah, that was the first spooky thing that happened. Not spooky enough But here we go, so one night my roommate was gone. He was on vacation I don't exactly know what he's doing. Anyways, my friend wanted to sleep over one night Because his douchebag roommate was doing the dirty (you know I'm saying doing the dirty) Okay, he's not douchebag for doing the dirty He's a douchebag in general, alright? You, you, have to know him. He's a douchebag. ANYWAYS I was like yeah, whatever So my friend was sleeping on my roommate's bed while I was just on the computer playing my viddeo games You know I'm saying? So I was playing in mid-game And I saw this with my own eyes. My friend just slowly rises up from the bed like frickin Darth Vader like slowly rises, turns his head slowly, while I'm like feeding the enemy team by now, and I'm looking, he stares at me and then he says "It has begun." At this point, I start freaking out bottom in the middle my game So I'm just like "Dude, what you mean 'it has begun'?! Dude, dude, y- are you playing a prank on me? 'Cause this is- this is not cool man." I'm just like freaking out It's like "Dude. Why- are you actually sleeping?" Don't tell me you're actually sleeping and I, you know, I started making jokes and make sure he's not cracking a smile or anything You know, just to check if he is sleeping and then like moments later He started snoring and I do believe he was actually sleeping like I don't think he was actually pulling one on me Believe what you want to believe, but this dude was clearly possessed by an evil spirit And he was gonna spirit me away by telling me the doomsday date of when the world is going to end or he just pulled a Donnie Darko and just told me that I was going to die soon from the future That's how I felt like, guys But You know, it just freaked me out, Man. Like that's the most randomest thing to say when you're sleep talking and rising up to frickin say that like "it has begun" with the most serious bass What is that dude?? You trying to freak me out, dude?? So, just to be clear that he wasn't pranking me I approached him the next day, and I- I asked him first and then I told him straight up what happened and he started laughing and he was just like "Wow really dude?? That's really freaky!" And like he's either telling the truth or he's a really good actor and believable as FFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fudge from the Halloween basket and now it's time for the finale So, another night later in the year, my roommate came back obviously. We're both sleeping in our beds So my roommate is already fast asleep, and I'm, you know, trying to go to sleep It's like, you know, one of those nights, and it's completely dark out and I'm just trying to sleep, but all the sudden my bed starts vibrating like crazy like spastically hardcore So, here I am, laying in bed freaking out because I'm vibrating for like the past five minutes And I finally get up the courage to get off from my bed and be like "uh, maybe it's an earthquake" So I check, I leave my bed and then I touched the floor, not vibrating. I touched my roommates bed, not vibrating. I touch my bed Vibrating. Hardcore. Still, and I'm like dude What is going on?? Is my bed being possessed by paranormal activity right now?! I attempt to wake up my roommate, but, you know, it was obviously a failed attempt. That kid was dead, dude. And I was freaking out. I was like I don't know what to do So what I did next was I worked up enough courage to look under my bed to make sure there's no ghouls that's gonna eat me alive. I slowly just went back to bed still vibrating, of course, put the sheet over my head I'm trying my hardest not to poop my pants And I'm just, I'm just trying to think of what's actually happening to me right now I'm just trying not to poop my pants at this moment I don't even want to think. I was just like I just don't want to poop my pants And then obviously the next day, I told the story to everyone and everyone's like "Woah, no, I don't believe you" and the other ones were like "Oh, that's crazy. Wow, that happened??" All right guys, let's squid neutral this. Okay? I believe in ghosts, but at the same time, I haven't gotten enough evidence they actually exists I've seen- I've heard some things and maybe I've seen some things, but it could be my imagination There's so many things I could mess up with your mind to make you believe that some paranormal activity is going on But I want to believe it. I think I believe it. You know, it's a cool concept Uh, you know everyone has their stories, and I- I believe it. I believe it, guys But that, the things that happened, the three stories that I told you that happened, there- there could be obviously technical difficulties, that could my friend could actually be a really good liar or you know the bed vibrating maybe- I have no clue of that. That's the one I have no clue but Maybe like an earthquake only hit like my bed or something I don't know. I touched many things and my bed was only one vibrating, so who knows, guys? but anyways That is that. I had fun, guys. Like me, subscribe me Do me?? and I'll see you later, barnacle scum. Happy Halloween (failed attempt at a witch cackle) No? Okay. (exit music)
