How To Be The GREATEST Office Worker EVER!! | Job Simulator VR #2

so as a lot of you may know before doing YouTube full-time I worked an office job for years and I thought I didn't have to go back to being in an office job anytime soon but some of your comments are just so mean and I feel like I'm failing as a youtuber so I'm going back to being an office worker right all right well you guys asked for it I'm going back to my office job oh you guys made me do this I blame you no more YouTube no more making videos hello human I do a simulation of office worker and it's pretty accurate actually take a look at this board for instructions oh okay take paper when ready let's check out what we got going on here well we got our happiness ball you know to remind us that life isn't all terrible and windowless and sad and making you wanna kill yourself you just see this you just stare at this happiness ball and you'll forget that you're in a cubicle where you can't see anybody else or do anything I also have a super ancient computer two weeks what puts in two weeks don't Forge oh I got a spare happiness ball over here thank God the only thing keeping me from jumping off a bridge all right I hard job no no coffee well I guess let's see what we actually do here [Music] that's the office theme song you know the office the greatest TV show ever made that's what she says alright well let's see what our work assignment is now get to work we traditionally start their day with Oh doughnuts the day just got amazing ha I get to pick which one I want oh my god I want the blue one with sprinkles it's so pretty color can't you all of them um mainly supposed to get the coffee this is all for me right I don't need to share with anybody yeah yeah yeah mind your own damn business sharing um these are all of my doughnuts all right you guys don't get any Oh keep they respawn I can eat doughnuts indefinitely I take it back this is the greatest place to work ever Oh fine Sharon you get your precious doughnuts let's take this really depressing looking bug where is my coffee oh here it is that's how I always drink my coffee every morning oh do I just get these for the rest of the day sweet what's this mug say world's most average worker yay that's me what's this a serious business Inc great all right what else we got no you're ready to start your day is time for future wake up computer ok press the power button peter is the most important facet of the office with humans and safety being a close second and third Oh my boss is gonna be watching me the whole time again darn it Sharon do you unplug my compute where is Sharon yeah damn it share and hope that hates you me keeping the computer plugged in while it's turned off is not gonna use that much power sharing you'll pay the power bills right yes get it Sharon just for that I'm gonna use all the power I'm gonna use power I don't even need to use turn on this turn on this oh yeah welcome employee please type your password I like to Keys 1-0 what share it shut up don't you'd better not be calling me I'm gonna get employee of the month how do i lock up the mouse okay logging in oh my gosh communication all right email yes yes okay shush Sharon nobody cares dial your own line zero stop calling me to do it yeah no wonder your husband left you or what do we got oh my god sixty five thousand messages I'm the best worker ever boss I'm getting employee of the month not stupid chair in next assignment here comes supervisor yes it's my job look busy you give me the job human assistant assistant to the supervisor oh my god it's like being in the office so effective immediately I am promoting you from assistant to the regional manager to assistant regional manager good job human like climbing the ranks and here comes boss bot looks like he's got more work for you Chad I know you wanted that job promotion must be pretty bummed that I got it with my amazing dancing skills and work ethic sucks to be you Sharon so you assistant to the supervisor not assistant supervisor assisted to the supervisor that's what you have an assistant regional manager yes it is assistant to the regional manager same thing no it's not it's lower that's close all right who needs the assistant to the supervisor hello human so I'm here to give you your first task of the day oh it's on board resumes and fine to bounce to hire sweet thank you for giving me this super important responsibility on my first day you heard them make sure you pick the best BOTS for the job I will can we fire a chair and my are to fire people too can I can i fire stupid Shannon Sharon Sammy want to see your name right champ Sharon hmm this is the guy that robbed me last time skills being sketchy well that is super important cooking books acquiring cheese oh god I want to be this guy's best friend driving cars well he is a serious candidate how many people do I get to pick hipster bot founder a font snob club brewer artisan grape juice limited Safari bot leadership navigation pretty good moustache human watching rather all winners definitely this dude he's like my number one hire can't wait for you to be my best friend in the office happiest day of my life hey you're welcome do I hire all of them oh my god I could hire more is this your twin brother array me I mean her right us what a team we are except you Sharon ah got it have you seen the latest sales report programming these numbers I will save our company boss don't worry um that sales we've only made five hundred $60 we have spent a lot of money on hot sauce and staples that sounds about right boss all right I'm gonna say we've made don't lay I'm gonna fix it I'm gonna fix it boss I'm gonna fix it perfect look at that I saved the company oh my god burning book our totally legit revenue book here you go boss don't take it's right in front of you Wow you cook those books like a professional gourmet chef oh yeah next task oh my god there's something on the bottom of this mug it's time for lunch you're here forever vending machines oh yeah wait a second there's something going on with this place since you're here forever I'm very concerned boss my here is my will well I guess that's not important because what is important is food no money he's giving me money what a nice boss money Oh too many good choices but I want the pretzel looks delicious enjoy your meal human this is my lunch that says it I mean hey I want it now I'm not oh I thought it was a soft pretzel hey coworker candy bar Oh Jeffrey you're so lazy what do you want P okay looks like it's stuck sadly this was coming with early generations of robots what I am punch the bejesus out of the machine Oh machine you'll go get em oh there you go Jeffrey you're welcome find out the best way hey Sharon peace offering I'm just kidding it the note that says how much I hate you next works I'm in hey go worker over here get on your computer and check out these hilarious pictures Sharon I hate you and your manly voice Sharon was like God not peace out then where am I supposed to do Sharon what did you send me how did you get my email I specifically told everybody not to give you my email dad I hate you Sharon what has you fired new employees then fires you hi Sharon you're so funny cancels 4:00 p.m. meeting Chase's robot Mouse asks for money and a date in the same work email not sure if I hate my job or just hate boss bot hate you Sharon can somebody please move my desk away from Sharon and her man voice where we got next Oh what is hello human I'm looking forward to your presentation today Oh business wants you to do a presentation we need to make some slides time to learn about an ancient human technique called winging it yeah try using this program in your computer all right Sharon shut up let's make a business presentation great choose blue yellow and purple select title motivational provocative provocative let's stir some stuff up are you good enough motivational you can be good enough adequacy in you now let's do provocative yeah professional cheesy oh yeah visual cheesy deceitful cheesy actually now let's do dramatic right after defeats the seat full call-to-action job more in conclusion you may be fired after lunch yeah go I want to I want to watch it oh yeah oh my god the whole office is gonna watch it Sharon especially you watch this made it special with you in mind so you're ready to go through this presentation yeah use the bun to go through your slides yes oh my god so much power a power-hungry what is that official Pal dot clicker okay are you good enough jeez I know isn't it trees a hundred percent real your back chair did you see that business it was very business you're right Sharon mate I hope you saw that I'm gonna try and make three-pointer whoops howdy neighbor what mustache man oh my god I need to keep throwing things oh hey no tired oh my god no no Trudy's F trees yeah it trees Jared hey Jared hi who else we got Hey oh my god mustache man you're everywhere right next job assignment a human bot number one zero one one zero is retiring tomorrow we wanted to give them a parting gift everyone's pitching in why you give me something you'd like to contribute time to party wait is that Sharon is that Sharon retiring oh thank god I've never been so happy in my life here give her this to show how happy I am that she's leaving us oh how thoughtful I'm sure they will appreciate it do you think you could type up a quick card to go with this I don't get a lot more versatile sure I have some kind parting words for Sharon bot remember you are expendable the company is not Wow besides motivation I'm gonna exit out of that go to words do a haiku I enjoy my work the cubicle is my home to live is to job not yeah give that give this to chair is good hand it to me I'll handle the rest thanks for helping you I no problem God is five o'clock yet I go home things aren't going too well take a look at these employee evaluations this is me trying to rub my hands again together guts Sharon maybe trying to retire but we could fire her first him/her I don't know shows not gendered whatever I'm very confused she's Shannon or Sharon or man or woman I I don't know I just hate him whatever anyway if I can fire them before they retire then they can't collect retirement oh my god it's my stash guy Oh some fancy guy Oh Sharon isn't one of on both making a big mistake boss old-fashioned southern embellish and elegant sketchy and shifty well this is my office best friend so I'm kind of being biased but I can't really I can't fire him I can't do it my stash man I'm sorry sorry moustache man I'm sorry moustache man sorry I gotta fire somebody else well I guess it's gonna be elegant guy you're rich enough to afford a monocle anyway you shouldn't be working here yeah sorry what's next the water cooler hey co-workers would converse around the liquid dispenser okay Sharon coming in seven two got fired man that's notable hey Bill you see the sports event on TV last night it is pretty touchdown Sharon behind you guys all right it's not I mean I don't like you guys but I like you more than sharing which is not saying much there we go get some good old water there oh my god I'm so bored uh I'm supposed to show photos what do I have photos of I have children photos I do have a cat yeah here's a cat here's me kitty luck it like look it look it kitty picture I can't reach my any picture oh well I'll get it later yeah hey look I've got some papers I need you to shred it has to be you for legal reasons oh my god really want to get into it here just look in the case shred everything just get rid of it I feel like I'm about to do something illegal yay oh my god oh it's it's the book I made time money you want me shred money alright well pull the start that looks sharp can I throw other stuff in there like sharing these books yeah my breathes vibrates look at this boss not a scratch on it boss you picked the right employee all right giant spikes don't even affect me I'm so awesome all right fine I'll just read all this Oh God I mean do we have to shred the money is it thank money oh my god it's blowing all over our employees over there Oh see here's the other thing I just found out that for insurance reasons you can't actually have this much stuff in your cubicle so what you're going to need to get rid of some of that too oh my stuff all right what do I get rid of so you could take this Oh God you can take my phone if you want Oh another one spawned new job alright that'll do really off the shredder when you're done oh just the postage you just wanted me get the potion notes ready on to see here oh don't let that get away oh god I feel like I'm gonna be out of a job soon let's just keep going hello human I am CEO bot oh here's the thing boss bot needs to go away for a while you've been doing a really good job so I'd like to offer you a promotion yeah two promotions one day this is beautiful now make a wish and blow out the candles what's this but I did speak oh my god I'm so talented yay oh my god I can have one wish in the entire world I wish I wish for terrible things to happen to Sharon human for you what there you go human I got you a present who did it Sharon threw that thing at me I know because I gifted it to her you work hard go home nah we're working hard forever right forever all right if it was up to me though none of you guys would be going home ever are you Sharon I doubt which one she wants work is over yeah I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday Oh Jonathan worse there you have a human I hope this has given you a better idea of what it was once like to office worker it was exactly like working in an office to the museum if you want to I'm just be hanging out here while you do whatever you want ah I'm gonna make out with this the blue moon doggy mm-hmm love you balloon doggy love you you are my life now balloon doggy you that Sharon balloon donkey loves me no no all right guys well that's gonna be if poor job simulator office worker I know I still have two more jobs to do MasterChef and auto mechanic pretty sure I'll be playing the rest of them but if you want to make sure that I play the rest of them make sure to leave a like in the video before you go subscribe if you're new to the channel I put out new videos every single day and as always I will there we go see you guys soon except for you Sharon height you

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Length: 21min 49sec (1309 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 11 2017