Nevermind we still had one left that was I (OM NOM) oh oh ew OH NO I didn't mean to eat it That's disgusting! Mean it was delicious totally not from the boy covered in slushy and like a couple hours old oh (Logo plays) Hello there you may be wondering Lauren, why are you so dressed up in a collared button-down shirt? Well, it's because I've decided to quit YouTube to pursue a new job and sub to my mom please And thus I have dressed up for my first day in order to impress people time to go to work Ah, yes job, simulator. I heart job. Just job in general not her job Just just jobs just people working. Oh my god job by museum curator Okay Am I supposed to grab this? Alright why don't you grab one of the job cartridges off the table and let's get started what's this I like jobs Me too. What do I do with this? Just gave me this like oh? oh god Uhhhh it disappeared! so we have an auto mechanic a store clerk a Gourmet, chef or an office manager well I'm not I'm probably not gonna be able to do all these jobs today in this one episode So let's pick one I kind of have experienced it already so I have been a store clerk in real life Kind of want to be a store clerk because that's the only job that I've actually had experience in real life So store clerk are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs I hate store Selection of convenience store clerk, I'm stuck For instructions take ticket when ready I'm not ready yet. Yeah, this is just like my old job Trash lottery tickets you know what I don't need to learn anything. I already have real-world experience That's what matters ha got it. Let's open up. This shop. You can start by cleaning up your counter I was gonna, but I I don't know where the garbage is there's a freezer Oh, I see hey Yeah ( Lauren makes The sound of Mad Skillz) It'd pull you that's a monitor. No I'm a security guard It got stuck right there, okay This button Okay, turn it all the way What the heck does that do hit the button all right how (Lauren is confusion) How do I do it that putt punched it I had to punch it, oh this is for zooming or turning There we go, okay take ticket when ready Got it. I'm a pro. All righty. Let's get to business. Here's your first customer. I miss them Oh, no. I made it. I'm the best. Oh my god. Oh Afternoon human, I would like to purchase these CHIPS. (Wheeze) CHIPS sure Triangles this is a great great brand ranch-flavored Triangles would you like these chips toasted just? Hold on a second we need we need to wait for it to toast oh my King okay your chips are good and toasted now. Would you like some ketchup on those chips? Yeah, yeah go no extra charge you guys scan these chips Can I also get one of those meat cylinders, please? Please a meat cylinder hotdogs are in the freezer make sure you eat them up at least a little bit, okay I can get you a meat cylinder ma'am and/or sir the precinct There we go okay, Oh ice pops Oh my god, it's adorable I can get the hot dogs at least so One of those I wanted one of those delicious old treats in there Yay Close the freezer go got this weenies. I just stick my hand in here. It says it says its oh No, it is no no no no no no no no Hold on Hold on. You know, it's making me nervous that you're staring at me. Do not stare at me while I do this, please Oh Oh God well, you didn't say you wanted it on a bun so you just said you wanted to meet cylinder so Cylinder here have three of them I did not pick this up off the floor this was in my pants Kids they're against there, that's there at him in the face. What do you want? Did you want ketchup on them? They're alright. Do you want the bun? Welcome goodbye. Please pay me Yes, I have to do it correctly because this game. Oh god. I can't close the freezer. Oh god It's all gonna melt mmm. Mmm that looks Acceptable hurry up and steam it so I can get evil baby. I gotta purge Okay Wait you can just hey. Thanks a bunch is that all you want to finalize a sale pull the lever on the register. Oh I Can't wait come on. Yes, okay? All right, here's your paper currency Thank You yay Now what Close the door Yay, don't forget to hand over the change. Here's your change many things Love dancing it like elevator music Okay, I'm ready gimme ticket yes It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers so the cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate the rapidly approaching obsolescence well hello oh Hi, what is this a nano blam blam? Oh GUI nano goodness tastes like science nuts and bolts metal and chocolate bar probably safe for humans What else would you like sir oh I didn't scan it stealing if You kindly oh yes much better, I'll take one of those frozen slushy delight oh crap I want one of these two sir the blue one right Hold on the machine ate your slushy this happens about 30 times a day Nevermind I've got oh no Yeah, sorry. Sorry sir hold on I will Fill this again. I like slushy on my hot dog sir Like it actually goes on the hot dog Don't judge me. I see you judging me all right, so now. I take this off the conveyor belt And then I do jumbo got it Technology's amazing isn't it sir. Yeah way to go back. Oh. I love the taste of sugar What what I did I'm scanning. Oh, you're very good at standing. No, would you pass it to me? I did I did already Okay Money, and here's some banknotes for you Human yeah, yeah yeah, ha Wow oh you know oh you want me to keep it is this the tip jar Big do, I put it here my tip jar Yay, oh, maybe I suppose put it in this Tips for me Tip tips for me. I know that's supposed to be for consumers, but this is a Twinkie oh It was it was delicious Yep, got it. Oh hello ma'am I'll take a paper copy of yesterday's news. I like your voice where's Yesterday's news okay. Oh no. Oh god. No Err. Ma'am oh wait There go and I'll take my daily lottery ticket as well Okay, I saw that where what here Yes, which one wait with one with lucky numbers. Just give me this one lumberjack great Oh, yeah, I'm feeling a little faint today dearie Think you could scratch that lottery ticket for me. You could use my quarter I tried to close the door with my crotch. I was like Not real Lord Yes, I won't be kissing nose upgrades today. Oh, I'm sorry ma'am was that a Minecraft That's like a minecraft character. I just charged it for it. Yeah. It's nice to be you lady, but give me your money Let me just like you a check for those oh Yeah, you're not supposed to write a check for lottery tickets BAM. Granny, bot that's right. Oh What a kind young human you are I know Lovely day. Oh you too. Ma'am oh? She left me the coin so many tips today. I'm just such a good worker. Oh God. I've got a broken no No, I'm talking to you business You got that dog already? Yeah, Oh hot dog no. I was talking not you I want some gum no not you escaped you. I want to buy some gum already Oh jeez this is your first job No, sir, yeah You just drunk today. All right. Yeah. Yeah, got it Wow took you long enough not you the other forget it you're such a nice guy Yay Tara help irritating the customer humans were required to smile and be polite Oh, hey oh You want a Nana oh god? You're disrupting my slushy time Okay, Nana Back now you stay here for a minute Deary mommy needs to use the little box room Don't you dare No no no here this was for me, but Doggie on it. That is not Shit, it's got sugar on it like Rach these they're so cute here I Wasn't right human. Sorry booth wait have you run along order Frank? I didn't scan the other ones your daughter took advantage of me Do you point to would you hand the human the money whoa? money okay here Hey, well due to my darling come back here. Oh, my hot dog hit the ATM and money shout out sweet You did the right thing they're human, just do whatever the customer or their children wants. I'm sure you always grab that money My boss was standing there the whole time. I guess he doesn't care what I do. Yeah well whoops He just witnessed me steal money too like well. I don't know take a coin leave a coin counts next one I haven't even been watching the security cameras oh Okay, hey This place is looking sick, but you know what it needs more Maximum energy branding. Oh, why don't you bring out that display and we can pump it up a bit All right Okay, yeah, that's the one let's match this thing out I got rid of the bathroom, so I'm counting on you to really push the envelope on this thing. Okay. Okay, you can Just hit that button and let's lock this thing Okay perfect Over here What I need something for cleaning Clean up here it passed me something anything. What do you want? Oh God Oh Newspaper oh God Yes I guess I can make this work. Oh yeah, that's the only sucker It's the only thing that you're gonna be able to get to work. That's out here. All right Much better, let's see this display human all right Can't good He likes my display and now we're on branch baby, boo peace out human Sweet bro ticket ooh. Am I gonna get next okay? Oh? I just got back from jogging and oh Man, do you have something to replenish my electrolytes yeah? That energy drink that. I just got oh and say this what is the rest of the store for if I'm doing everything? What is the rest of the store for yeah? Oh? God oh This uh this maximum energy stuff? uh looks new right uh It looks like you have to shake it and you shake it oh god I thought he was going to take that one There like this you like this alright that looks good hurry open standing I need a drink already oh :( They're paying for all of this alright alright, here's your money take it take it here your empty energy drink that I just sprade over you Oh I feel energized so Energized Heyy heh you oh god That was amazing next customer Universal Credit System some humans had more money than they knew what to do with and struggle to find ways to spend it Mmm. Hello human looks like I've got some money to blow Perfect stuff oh really Oh wait, no. You don't need more money that doesn't make sense what is this? Right no no no no, it's trying to Oh Watch out certs watch out Watch out sir watch out sir Okay energy drink Yeah, oh, no, that's cool, how about a couple more things? My famous oh never mind we still had one left that was Imeem it was delicious totally not from the boy covered in slushy and like a couple hours old Hot steamy gadgets you look like the type of guy that would like this. Oh, we're done No Thanks. Here's a bunch of money. Yes Thank you, nothing like a little retail therapy Make sure you grab their money. I'm not feeling so good from that hot dog I just ate off the floor just wanted to let everybody know not feeling so good hey There's your weekly delivery stuff in the shells and stuff Well there you go. You know the drill come on the gun rack magazine the magazine rack put stuff where it goes get it sorted What I can't understand you. What is this? Yes, man it's not organized, but it's up there hot sauce oh, this is a tip holder there we go Oh wow look at you. Go taking the box out. See you later bad mustache, man. We're not ketchup though I don't mind is there anything in there. I can have for free Hmm how about those popsicles in the freezer if we don't sell those by tomorrow. We're gonna have to throw them out anyway ahhhhh thats nice of ya lets be like no starve to death Throw these out if we don't sell them by tomorrow, they're frozen here oh I wasn't expecting actually get something I wasint ether To Change to what what what do you think this is here Wow thanks you're a real good person Is he better robust he's got to rob us hey, hey don't you dare rob us go oh, they're human Look at this. I've got a coin here For last surely you can do something oh Just give this about something preferably not something especially valuable pleser doing bisnes with ya Sometimes it was necessary to make special deals with customers like this to assure their repeated patronage I Don't want his repeated. Why did this just scan I want his repeated patronage. He was terrible He didn't give us any money. He just gave us back the money. We gave him. Uh yeah, so he just stole my hot sauce next customer Oh No see today's not your lucky day pal open that safe and give me all your chitta. Oh god This is the worst first day ever boss. Hello. You gonna call the cops no all right fine. Whatever is my birthday I care. I'll give you all the money you want hot dog - what's this? What's the code there? We go oh? There's actual chatter in here more of that sweet, sweet Jenna I'm gonna buy a new pair of shoes Later chump, you'll never catch me I don't really want to buy enjoying your cheese all right guys one thing. That's gonna be it for job simulator in VR I really like this game if you guys like it - and you want me to play the other jobs You know like gourmet chef being that I was so good during that Citizen burger disorder video you want to see that again Then make sure to leave a like There we go Mic on this video so that I know to do more if you're new to the channel make sure to subscribe I put out new Videos every single day and as always I will I can't do it. Oh my god. I can I will see You guys soon
