How The "Weird Kid" In School Got Expelled (r/AskReddit)

ass credit what did that kid in your school get expelled for high school he had just come back from suspension he had brought in a dummy grenade he picked up somewhere he stands up in the middle of class and yells he going to kill everyone then pulls open and rolls it down the aisle teacher jumps up and I was on the grenade without pause expelled teacher later became the vice-principal he drew over 1,000 pictures of dicks each on a separate sheet of paper and then proceeded to skip down the hallway during class and toss them all over the school when he was brought into the office they showed him a picture of him doing it he asked the principal if he could keep the picture as a memory went to kindergarten with a kid named Marshall who was always getting in trouble until one day they finally just kicked him out of school for spraying a fire extinguisher all over the room and somehow getting his own human [ __ ] in no fewer than nine cubby holes where we kept our lunches you have to be a goddamn roxtor to get kicked out of kindergarten okay so we were in the middle of class that took place on the fifth floor of our school and there was this kid who in the middle of class stands up goes to the window proceeds to open it and jumps off the entire class watched his terror and the teacher just stood there for a second in disbelief of what she had just witnessed in reality the kid jumped on a Ledge under the window as some sick prank to make us simply just suicide it he got expelled in the following week and we had to list it to our counselor for a week about why stuff like this isn't funny and why suicide is bad a guy at my secondary school rural Scotland built a homemade pipe bomb and brought it in to show his science teacher school was evacuated and a bomb squad from Edinburgh had to be called oh you he pulled his dick out and dropped it on this girl's back and he just wouldn't stow when I was a junior in high school the senior prank that year was to steal all the science videos from the office all VHS and record porn onto them at various parts then returned the tapes for years teachers would be putting on tapes about fossil fuels or mitochondria or crepuscular carnivores and 20 minutes in boom dick in an acid full volume science department finally gave up trying to find them all and just threw them all away the year of the prank the student who organized it was expelled because someone spilled the beans smoking a bong in the middle of the playground she pinned a girl against a wall and stared at her crotch saying dinnertime or I'm hungry something along those lines she was just really weird and I do legitimately think she was mentally ill there was a kid in the school who was notorious for not showering it was absolutely disgusting but he didn't exactly have the best home life so no one was really gonna say anything one day the kid sitting behind him decided to light the no showers greasy hair on fire it went up like a fireball and the smell that ensued would make an onion cry needless to say the kid with the lighter didn't make it through the rest of the day went to an old guys Catholic High School one of the teachers was trying to become a deacon or something and had to videotape himself hosting a service he taught religion so he used a class period to take his students to the chapel and record his service he had to go back to the classroom for something and one of the kids got up and began desecrating everything mock [ __ ] of the candles humping the crucifix fake sermons the whole nine yards the kid returns to his seat before the teacher ever gets back and all the students don't say anything the camera was rolling the whole time we had one kid get expelled for punching the vice-principal in the face the vice-principal later got fired for sexually harrassing the female students facepuncher was and still remains a hero I'm not even joking stealing water he threw a hammer at a student narrowly missing another student and launching it in the wall they'd been tossing plastic cutlery at him and he'd had enough honestly they were poking a sleeping bear because he'd made it clear from the day he arrived that he had some sort of mental condition that made him a compulsive liar but in the terrifying way likely told me directly about how he murdered his own mother a lady who regularly dropped him off at school sodor a lie with a screwdriver people at my school were very very dumb that he got expelled immediately recording himself jerking off and leaving the VHS tape in the app room this is a weird one preface this by saying this kid was on borrowed time he had a history of being a jackass but was a really funny kid so it's early junior year and it's lunchtime two people jokingly said to Kevin that they would pay him 60 dollars to piss his pants money talks and he stood up from his seat and within moments pissed his pants they recorded the event and the video was passed around the school maybe a day or two later he was cooled down to the office and was promptly expelled for whatever reason the kicker here is that the two kids never paid up their money until the disciplinarian forced them to pay Kevin instead of detention high school senior year he was the stereotypical computer geek slash pocket protector kid very smart generally quiet was nice but awkward he somehow found a way to access the part of the school's storage and network where teachers could save their files he made copies of thousands of quizzes tests bomb Serkis etc lots were from his app US history teacher but I was told he had stuff from most teachers he sold copies of answer keys and Exum's to kids eventually someone told the school administrators they contacted the police and while he was at school one day they went to his house with a warrant and confiscated his computers arrested him when he came home teachers were pissed every compromised test had to be remade hundreds of hours of work for his history teacher who had to remake all his lesson material for the year over again they threatened him with the possibility of being prosecuted as an adult that each file was its own felony and he was looking at one thousands of charges this was ultimately to just get a plea deal which was something like a lot of community service expulsion from that school and probation I think if he made it through probation it would all end up sealed or something threatening to bring his dad's gun to school to kill all the preps and jocks and also having a hit list in his locker it was the last week of eighth grade this kid named Damien threw a carton of milk at a Dean the Dean yelled Damien you are expelled he ran off and I never saw him again this kid wanted to drop out of school but his parents won't let him told the principal that there was a gun in the bathroom airsoft and once he and principal and vice-principal arrived at the bathroom and police were called he told them that he brought the gun into school put a porn VHS in class when he knew we were gonna be having a chill day hit the remote in his pants so the teacher was kind of freaking out don't know why the teacher didn't think of unplugging the TV he then turned off the lights and threw a desk at the teacher there was a super super senior at my high school each super indicates the extra year you stay at high school so this dude was already in his sixth year of high school I was a freshman when I met him I was a junior at this time I'm referencing he brings a shuriken during lunch he demonstrates how he was learning how to throw one he throws it at a wall and it just bounces off and lands at a different lunch table fortunately no one was harmed unfortunately for that dude the people at the table got very upset and yelled loud enough to get the school security guards attentions yes we had school security guards the next week I hear he got expelled I would see him again as a super super super senior during my senior year the worst part is I don't remember seeing him during graduation a kid in my high school brought an airsoft gun in his truck on the one day of the year that my school decided to perform a modern I'd lock down which is really just a different way of saying we are searching your [ __ ] for drugs so he gets called outside to unlock his car so that the police can further analyze this obviously fake see-through plastic toy gun and what do they do payday fellas we got exactly what we were looking for poor kid got expelled I will never forget sitting in chemistry with the windows open at the front of the school when he drove by in his truck screaming F asterisk ck high school's name his adopted mum was a seventh grade teacher doesn't really mean anything but just an interesting bit of information implying God wasn't green he went on to be a core member of valve so it worked out one chick in my school gave weed brownness to a teacher he made an effort to get in shape he joined the gym slash workout slash weight training class that just happened to have a lot of the football players in it he was constantly bullied by a few even though the more respectable players stepped in a time it wouldn't stop after two sweaters in two days he brought a knife to school cue the third swirly he pulls a knife and they start expelled nothing happened to the bullies right after the Virginia Tech shooting one kid wrote that acted day in a bathroom stall they gathered everyone into one assembly which was the stupidest thing possible and placed the school on lockdown the kid didn't have a gun or anything he just wrote it because teenagers and impulse control but we made CNN I have a second channel called many HD where I upload even more Oscar edit videos check it out link is in the description [Music]

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Length: 10min 16sec (616 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 02 2019