How I Unlocked Mega Blast

all right let's try this let's get this done Jacob and Esau a moment they are strong early games late game they get kind of a hustle wow I got a double item room that's lucky uh let's just do actually let's switch this up let's do this because uh Esau needs more Health a haunt fight with Jacob and Esau is actually kind of tough these guys struggle against the haunt in my opinion because of the hook box moment oh like how was I supposed to dodge that that's okay it really doesn't matter for early floors what matters is later on we gotta get Angel room so we gotta find Soul hearts on is done for we get a damage up sure we give it to Esau I can't touch that heart I think it's too over the thing I can really try oh and then we'll go that was a little bit nasty by me okay we have to really not get hit here I might even put Esau in front just because he has a soul hurt protecting him and Jacob does not because we gotta spawn this devil not because we want a devil but because we uh want the angel let's put Esau in front and just keep moving forward we should be okay and we have damage we have tears I'm getting hit that's it but Esau got hit that's okay we're fine that's what we're planning I did find my devil room fairly early don't get hit here it's gonna be kind of tough this room's impossible how did I not get hit holy now I just gotta beat the boss good damage I have no bombs for wormwood that's all right don't even worry about it terrifying terrifying I'm dead I should I should have gotten hit I did it I can't believe it that should have been the end for me actually we are a little lucky perfect give me a key give me a key yes I don't even need a little shop anymore actually I might as well we could blow up the keeper and this same time and new nothing never mind we'll go I suppose I might as well pick this up I mean it's not useful to me but I uh might as well holy and a random light item that is Aquarius these are just good let's put Esau in front just like last time so if we have to take damage hopefully it is Esau taking the damage you want to save up money as well that I hear I'll give you saw this we don't need the ankh um because money will give us a ton of damage so much that I'm willing okay willing to do this I was going to blow everything up but now I'm interested I don't need King baby oh my Lord hold the phone who has more luck is it normal Esau that has more luck I really want the blue map too I think normal ESO has more luck right naturally I guess they have the same luck right now it doesn't really matter so we'll take this and we kind of have a Synergy going right away oh to fight the boss oh I felt it coming okay that sucks tough it was a low chance to get an angel anyway let's just work on getting Soul hurts we'll try and farm for four more cents and then we'll be able to also get that Soul heart and then we should be able to land ourselves an angel on the next floor we have a curse room which gives us access to that for free because this is downpour too meaning we have flight on command so what I'm going to do I think is get the tinted Rock in the secret room at the same time because the bomb for the secret room is next to a golden chest well not like that matters actually I have flight oh that's actually way better hold on so let's do this and then this and then leave perfect we got a soul heart for Jacob later we got a ton of pills which I'll just do I guess wow wow wow oh my sweet let's go treasure moment contagion is cool um it doesn't really matter who takes this I suppose super bandage awesome double White Fire double death let's go to the curse room um you know what this actually is not the worst in the world I can use one of my mantels to touch the this okay I was gonna use the other mantle to walk out but I I did it perfectly so it's all right wow contagion moment the more floors we do the better because we wow we'll get more money which will give us more damage which will make it so we can clear rooms more often and make it so we get more Angel rooms this is actually a really good run and like comparison to the Jacob and Esau ones that you really could have the items that I I have landed so far Jesus Christ I'm playing with the devil currently uh this is actually a good I like this so far in fact we can even do something like this is there anything decent uh I know my pills are just good in general so I don't even know if I want that it is on sale though so I should take it anything extra Deep Pockets yes please and then maybe a little bit of a blow up moment I will try to get humbling bundle but a nickel did not spawn so I don't know I will definitely try though isn't options question mark better uh I think as an item yeah yikes I might die but I think that humbling bundle will pay out more for me damage wise because I have money close power I'm dead by the way that's three cents I got it I I refuse to die now actually very nice yeah I think options is a better item overall but humbling bundle will give me more value because I I have the capacity to get 999 coins with money equals power and I want to kind of build into that you know what I mean we did get the bond that we needed for the potential Angel room which we are definitely getting and I'm not coping a Rainmaker uh Jacob and Esau is unironically like not an easy fight if you get hit by Rainmaker as these characters don't don't beat yourself up it's very much a fight designed for one length of character I'll pick it up with Jacob I don't know I got good stats actually we can go in here for one bomb if you place it correctly which I didn't I guess I'll just go then blood bombs oh oh I forgot how blood bombs even work I just consider them an HBO it's not a big deal it's okay if anything I need to make sure that I have no damage on this floor so I can guarantee ourselves an angel should I do this I think I'm gonna do this this is gonna be really tough because I can't tell where I am oh I can officially confirm that I do not uh agree with my decision making there there we go humbling bundle Keeper's head is going crazy we're immediately just getting a ton of money and there's Deep Pockets doing its thing we can blow this secret room up as well as that mushroom we got a heart Epic got a range down but for Esau it's a ranged hub damn I didn't know how goaded blood bombs are dude I should be using these I have infinitum bombs can you use the invone frames from blood bombs to open this chest I wonder you can so worth more than enough to go in here and get pill baggy I don't think that's worth it I don't really think pill bag is ever worth it even when you do have PhD not to mention only one of my characters has PhD pay to win is interesting too though I I should probably take that and with the amount of money I have we're good now we can unlock everything uh I think there's a way you can it's really tough but you can get every single one of these mushrooms with two bombs So in theory if I'm Jacob and Esau I can get all of these with one I just have to be a precise nice nothing that was actually kind of sick by me though that was a little precise kind of proud Angel yes give this to you because you need a soul heart heal wow I mean I suppose I do need an active item sold heart no okay I need to protect I need to protect Jacob dude he is struggling okay we have a gluttony fight I'd like the less than three so I can give that to Jacob because bro is uh kind of struggling on the health front hey there you go there you go dude we have blue map thanks appreciate it sometimes I forget no I'm not doing that no no no no no no no I I like I like shot of glass even though it's controversial I like chocolate glass for every other character except Jacob when you saw specifically oh hello beautiful uh I'm not gonna use the bombs I don't have enough speed to get in there and get out so let's just touch this and get the key piece and then we'll try and go for the seven so hard and now we don't need to fight the second Angel since we already have one key piece which is perfect we do have 170 coins with money equals power Esau is going nuts oh this is gonna be a hard fight this is gonna be tough I'll try plus we got like the worst active item ever 12 room charge to spawn in a boss that lasts like one room I don't I I'm kind of good I'm an idiot classic what do you mean classic dude beta win um that's just a decent item nothing crazy boom Purity hello beautiful you gave me a goddamn straight up which actually isn't bad I have 200 coins by the way I don't know this is kind of nuts you can blow up this keeper and go into the curse room and not blow myself up for once started spiders spiders Soul Hearts oh my God epic actually unironically saved real potentially hey Matt you like OverWatch right thoughts on the PVE Fiasco the fact that they're charging 15 to play the PVE which isn't even the full PVE that they promised and I thought that I would play it for free because I bought the watchpoint back which is 40 bucks but there's still making me pay money I hate it I kept deal chance I can go in here technically as the key piece that's good that's just I mean that's good you and then you probably not correct but a little risky who cares let's go for it surely I'll get a magic mushroom right and it was never real okay that should be a lot easier for us depth too no problem we should be able to follow star Bethlehem and there's a secret room I want to go in this Direction first we're just gonna clear this out really quickly and then we'll follow the star boom crane game I know I'm gonna waste all of my money here and I don't care always gamble really Spiderman's worth it golden teleport 2.0 yes absolutely get me out of this delirium what I'm I'm losing all my money and now hopefully I get the Eternal D6 in like one try thank you that's more like it and then take this take this roll moment Ludo yikes no no no I'll do this though don't take Ludo by accident please treasure yeah you see like I don't really know how I feel about that I will roll it I will get a way better item hey you just started Bethlehem I haven't seen you all game dude I've just been seeing you inside the boss rooms going too fast for me we can actually take both of these may as well what's in here guppy tail that's worth I mean just like without be honest Shadow Without I'll take this and then buy I don't know how much I want to commit to like the whole uh teleport 2.0 thing because this is a scary run I'm four hits away from death I'm gonna wait for this to go in here I should nuke the boss it's a flight item probably just Gonna Roll It HP yeah that is the most terrifying enemy I've seen in my life holy seeing that guy slowly turn around and aim directly at me I I uh my heart sank this is the incorrect way to do this room never do it that way always stay up there I'm a bozo oh I kind of want to do that oh I kind of want to do this Yara I take Yara with me oh that's a crampus fight well I either get lump of coal and I get happier I re-roll into Brimstone and I get even happier there's two outcomes here and it looks like it's the first one let's take you use you epic wow what is this room okay sick I mean I have infinite money eating so I kind of uh it's definitely rigging but I just don't feel the rig today you know what I mean like I don't I don't think this is a rig day I think I go with the error rooms teleport 2.0 and I go for just normal rerolls from Eternal D6 that's good we give that to you that's also good and it's almost spun so sure chaos fool yeah if you didn't know if you get items in the error room it's always chaos it could be anything lots of friends time to waste 700 all over again just because I want an item that doesn't even matter to me never mind I'm lucky today what I don't know how I feel about that I don't know how I feel about taking that item actually also sitting at 14 base damage just by pure money is kind of good I'm not gonna risk that am I anime enjoyer I don't watch anime but I have an appreciation for anime and its art form I think it's super cool and I think the culture behind it is sick but if you were to tell me do you watch anime I would tell you no I don't my favorite anime is Dragon Ball and that's basically all I've ever watched so that's like my level you know what I mean like I like I like Goku Goku's cool oh hi look you need luck because you have apple and you have all the damage in the world there's my Star of Bethlehem once again just kind of gaming I'm gonna break my way through here Minecraft style and just touch the buttons uh it's kind of hard you start Bethlehem on the Liz fight because she's like directly on top of it but I can try there you go we got a deal it's nothing should I take it yeah of course why not excuse me this was so worth it this turned out to be a really nutso run I definitely had to min max and try for it but that's also kind of the fun of it you know Jacob barisa is not just a free win I'll re-roll everything you really gotta try I feel like I accomplished you know I'm I'm sitting at 334 money moment Triple Nickel moment holy moly I will now spawn an item it's four little forms actually who gets that one who who guessed it Esau got hit by littlehorn I'm forever shamed the moment I touch that button who in there who in there like mine was like oh you know what he's gonna touch the button and it's gonna be little horn you know I'm just gonna go Sean's getting a bit too scary for me and I know my error room or my star Bethlehem went this way so I know it's the bosses this direction bro is so slow look at my tear rate what is this uh I will go here just because my secret room is only one room off that's worth it but the rest I'm just gonna go later well thanks to Star Bethlehem making it so I could skip the entirety of Shoal and says it's good to know hey we can see our dark room three and four kind of missed timed it that's okay if I stand in front of Starbucks then I should be nice and good ow we're good okay Yara don't forget because I always do and says don't forget because I always do what am I gonna get boom sure I'll kind of mid oh I like that amount of flushes whatever that's kind of good that's also Leviathan technically that is a god item I could go for the big risk play before I could just go fight the boss ah yikes I don't know dude let's go down one room because one room equals uh two secret rooms and that's definitely worth it I'm a little on edge here I mean this is not supposed to be easy right I gotta go beat Mega Satan this is whatever this is whatever do I have Leviathan here no I don't do I this is probably wrong but oh my God everything re-rolled perfectly and I got chocolate milk wait that was so worth it what this is spun okay I gave it to the wrong person should I just go I might be able to beat him that will not happen what I will do though is I'll take this and then I'll just go oh this is tough this is hard this is hard this is gonna be a hard fight I actually have to focus there is no cheese there's no I'm op I just gotta go I have a 20 Tiera high damage build but at any point I could die star bethlehem's gonna carry me just try our best nice mini boss fight's gonna be the hardest careful nice Pride couldn't do anything listen for the sound cue for Mega Blast Angel's done for I think we're good the damage is crazy good it's more like if you do others make a blast if he does a bullet pattern I can't really Dodge you know it's mainly Mega uh Satan 2 that's gonna be tough here because Mega Satan 2 does bullet patterns only and I kind of have a double hitbox moment going on yeah like here uh yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna group up a little bit and just hope that I'm good to go what is this okay this one's easy thank God he gave me a little bit of Mercy go back into the Star of Bethlehem and then one more phase no he's just he's just gonna AFK and give me the way nah I don't care I just want makeup blast let's go it should this should be the unlock illusion baby and yes all right

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Published: Thu Jun 15 2023