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sacrifice room boom treasure room Go technology that's just straight up good A Woman's Done For we get booster pack I always like to hit this item because of reverse cards rules card is uh dust useless Joker and I have a higher fin we'll take the two diamonds with us we'll just use the joker now might as well and all right if you're gonna give it to me that early then I might as well I know I might as well I might as well I might as well do something okay downpour one come into cure metal plate no thank you oh my God oh my God oh my God what what is that what has happened to me this is awesome this is so good a poly knife Tech Giga speedrun moment oh my Lord um I never remember what this does Loom and Beyond replaces all coin and keys with bombs Hearts pills and cards I was dedicating today to play Isaac to roll secret rooms because of as of recently if you guys haven't watched the recent videos we've been trying to roll secret rooms and they've been they've been bozoing me man they've been not giving me anything I've been rolling secret rooms for 20 times straight that won't give me anything so I was like I'll play Isaac uh but nah just give me everything good gust is also good yeah it's like now our health is not good no lies about that not gonna say anything I'm not gonna pretend that my health is good however we're fine because I have Pauline Heights coming here pills are you a wizard that's nothing Health up is incredible range down is good to know so I don't take it anymore we got our health back right after I spent it on Bloody gusts so it was basically net positive I don't know if I want to do that but what I will do is I'll go in the closer I don't care if I get low who cares nice money I'm gonna wait as long as possible before I use this two of diamonds not to mention uh bloody Gus will Puck a couple times for walking in that curse room if I get even just one bomb that'll be great or just sorry I forgot that I could do this I will never remember guys I'm so sorry anything in here no there really isn't no but that's okay I just wanted the deal chance 2.5 I know it seems small but I swear to God it actually makes a difference and it's just one bomb goodbye uh experimental probably take and for a Babylon do this get four Babylon products maybe you'll pay out with something no okay well we'll die we take this we die we respawn with double the amount of damage that we had then we'll take this HP up no like oh my God my damage is skyrocketed 40. uh should I play this demon maker a bit more I mean if he pays out I can roll it into devil room one and a half that's as far as I go Queen of Hearts well I don't have hearts so I can't do that that would have been awesome all right comment here lead pencil it's fine but it doesn't work too well with the knife no what what is that Melody I didn't even see it fine when it comes to health I broke the mirror what was the last time I broke the mirror I don't think I've ever broken the mirror on this channel because I'm just a little taken aback by everything happening sorry because sometimes you just get lucky 99 bombs are you joking absolutely what oh my God there's a mystery gift if this rigs I'm done I gotta find the secret room immediately I probably I think now I I look for a secret yeah Wheel of Fortune hierophant we'll blow up all of these maybe we can spawn another pedestal low chance but I might as well anything helps I'm so serious I I don't even care not being concerned if you want to give me something crazy I'll take it Isaac's tomb is decent it's okay you know it's like my opinion I feel like it should be better I feel like I don't get a lot of items from Isaac's tomb roll socks the socks has been showing off a lot more recently and it's been pissing me off my Lazarus is cool well if we have a 506 D6 charge and we're about by the way but the boss I might as well try bald part is not bad this will give me a little extra excuse me I can't oh I'm dark Jews that's right no I probably should have no I shouldn't have rolled that it's just it's a bone heart why not it's cool it shows up and shows up what I'm interested in is this key bum he is good don't anyone tell you he's not good it's just that he's frustrating when people say that a key bomb is bad if they're experienced they know kibong is good don't get it twisted it's just that he's frustrating because sometimes he ruins things I don't think I have any more batteries so I think uh I think we just eat one I can't get any more charges right I can go in the first room maybe okay back at it again with the crispy Kreme that being said I did get the deal on this floor which is nice I didn't have a roll for it I don't think there's a battery in here so the best I can do truly is just to leave card reading of people dogged on me for not taking this item uh I feel like it's like whatever I mean it's it's okay but it doesn't do much like I'm gonna fully explore anyway a higher for card cool uh I think I might have enough rooms to clear for another roll so we'll see what's in here and roll it if I need to I will not never mind oh my God that's a good item this is awesome more damage coming here Abyss I'm dancing I know oh my God such a good item I have the D6 don't even tell me that's a good item satanic a little late but the amount of quality force on Kenny it was a knife poly Cricket's head the abyss satanic Lord and the quality three items I'm getting are crazy good Tech the Jacob's Ladder like what pyro this is just an unnatural gameplay for me I'm gonna need to drop the no trinket because I have a feeling this key button will take away what little keys I will end up having [Music] modfly cool well I don't have a spin down die now otherwise I would have been sick I guess I'll just roll that I mean it's a three item room roll that's just good you can also check this out mystery book oh well roll little brim okay well you've given me two three conjoined so sure I'll do it I have to take this roll yeah uh um I uh don't know how I feel about that listen D100 is cool and all it's really broken and stupid good but not today not today we'll take the Celtic cross from the D100 just not today Zach more Tech Eternal heart's good uh this is conjoined as I say wow all right the the most technologically advanced knife you've ever seen now I would like to buy this battery and the 4.5 volt but I'm gonna buy it after I get a charge we'll check the deal that I might get it's gonna one not two so we're good to go and this is just a little damage check to show that I have seven billion damage seven more billion power uh okay here's the thing I do want to take succubus and I was about to you saw me hesitate just then but if I take it I I can't even roll the other items because what what if this is a god item and I can't take it because I'm lone HP well because if so isn't this like God Synergy I don't know I imagine old capacitor just stops the 4.5 volt but I need to see this in action guys it doesn't wait hold on I I do I have this right old capacitor prevents active item from charging but now I also have a 20 chance to spawn a battery but it doesn't prevent my active item from charging because I have 4.5 volts so I just get more batteries this is so good A little uh mini Synergy for you guys to know in the future Rune bag that's a must take Champion I'm broke man holy I'm sorry what I don't understand why that happened at all I'm happy I just don't know why Anarchist I guess this is what we roll because there's nothing else to roll euthanasia is great maybe it's fun pick up skeleton key then open these two chests just a bunch of bombs add a damage up now that's what I'm talking about damage skills super good which is why it was kind of painful to see the succubus go away but I couldn't risked that at this point no we I I thought I still had the trinket we're fine we're running the old capacitor down but she's gonna get one shot but then like one frame too I have Perfection by the way holy Cole I've learned has done nothing with knife I learned this recently roll oh God maybe I should have saved it for the boss I don't know that's kind of a risk either way we'll take uh devil coming here candy heart yeah I probably should have rolled this so what I can do though is watch take this we'll put it back down and we're gonna charge our D6 constantly and continue to roll the unicorn horn over time [Music] hair give me oh what is this what is this what is this what is this what is this the coolest knife run you've ever seen holy water that's so good but it does nothing for me at this point blue baby's only friend at sure and says we'll take uh Perfection yeah and we'll take Perfection we'll go down we'll fight hush as well goodbye it lives come through here there's the last devil I need it's and and yes all right yeah we have three keys just enough that's a tears up over there let me check this first because maybe I can buy a key I cannot all right what's this school I'm sorry did that turn into a soul of eating okay I'm back and I just realized what happened I just remembered what starter deck it does it removes pills so when I came back here I thought this turned into a soul of Eden which it did it's because the pill turned into a solo view which makes way more sense to me uh I don't need this because I have uh starter deck I don't need that either though come huh yeah honestly what corner but quorum's more useful to me here uh that's a speed up or maybe I don't know card I just gotta make sure that I have four keys by the end of this oh my God ah what happened to him you guys see that he just burst open until like a sack oh my Lord he just turned into a just a black tear explosion and actually got eviscerated gigafast hush fight look at his health look at this up right here right here watch watch boom Oh My he's already backed down you don't want to come back up buddy I'm telling you don't do it don't do it you messed up lord soul of Bethany sure will take uh I guess I do have a D6 charge from doing that because of 4.5 so we roll all the tar it's okay and it will go up we'll use answers on not the cathedral don't go up a down Shoal done easy peasy all right of course lost as long as it's not blind demo does nothing for me unfortunately I love Damocles truly I do but it really doesn't do much it would only do something if I killed a mini boss and it spawned a pedestal so goodbye well avadon these or whatever roll again again these are whatever we'll just continue to roll every single direction is filled with a knife and some kind of oh my God there's a year secret oh my Lord you are such a tease dude it knows what this I swear it knows what it's doing it genuinely it knows I mean it gives me a Yara right I start with the D6 and it gives me a restock machine it just knows any way to spawn an item in here this is fun I'll take it closing in 100 damage if I get one more it should be uh in the clear hopefully I'd like to hit that day guys hey I can see that's useful room bag a little bit clutch today nothing crazy but it's useful well I saw a reverse card guys don't freak out because it could be nothing dang I thought reverse psychology would work well again nothing wait can't you use this to open the mega Satan door do I even have the help for that I don't know if you can use that to open the mega Satan door well I I guess I'll try I mean sounds fun I'll be down to one heart if I do this this is maybe really stupid uh listen I'm not gonna do it just yet we'll do it at the very end to see if I can pull it off we'll just continue to roll for now I'm looking for at least one chest by the way just one not a lot it would help out a ton so I could uh use my era oh I can't open the rest I don't even care wait doesn't this heal me I care now wait so mutant actually ended up showing up oh my Lord mutant spider actually showed up you you have broken me video game you have truly broken me I have Stockholm syndrome with Isaac thinking that this guy's actually gonna pay out yeah that's what I thought man okay let's try hurting myself I don't know if this works but mutant spider oh showing up nah it's beautiful I actually had a perfect use for uh does this work oh my God we got to do one last thing roll these maybe knock out no no we have one more roll and then that's gonna be it the amount of times I flinched at that blue fire by the way nothing all right let's go let's put our damage to a real test not to mention we have quad shot boom I imagine I'm one-shotting everything genuinely everything every single phase nothing will live I've just blasted by a three phases in one knife throw this is ungodly damage I'm very curious to see how much I can do in one and one throw right here we'll see oh my God it was half it was 75 of his HP wow all right GG no delirium today incredible run bye-bye foreign [Music]

Channel: Lazy Mattman

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Id: Owkjj-BfFAY

Length: 15min 10sec (910 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 18 2023