This Floor ONLY Had Quality 4 Items:

okay gaming open open we already have hearts which is good so I think we're just gonna AFK here and just die real quick the way they reworked Lazarus I love by the way I I love playing Lazarus now ever since whoa okay hello beautiful ever since they buffed him and changed how he really works like uh it's just so much better freaking's body should definitely be quality for I don't know I don't agree with that but I don't disagree I would not blame you for saying that well bam uh jumper or tear Detonator I mean ooh I'll take both to a Detonator plus I have uh you know Cricket's body it's gonna go crazy all advantages we have a key luckily so we can go to the downpour this is looking like a crazy good run any kind of Health to supplement me when I try and suicide on the sacrifice room this might get a little scary I'm still gonna do it don't get me wrong I'm not gonna hold back but it's a little bit scary blind bursting sack I would have preferred Nancy bombs but it's really not a big deal so let's just do this let's buy this any reverse no we got a joker oh [ __ ] okay okay but by the Joker or sorry this alert take the Joker wow that's a lot of damage leech is done HP perfect we can now potentially get an angel room item holy moly then I get the angel and we have a heart there okay yeah yeah we can we can so we're either gonna get a ton of money or a ton of Soul Hearts here and we're gonna guarantee ourselves two key pieces uh therefore giving us uh Mega Satan guaranteed I've never yelled so loud I am so sorry to everyone's entire ears oh my God I almost died I mean if I died there I would have ended stream immediately I think I I I think that would have been Fair give me soul Hearts all right that's fine whatever I am so scared of spikes I don't want to play anymore I'm terrified give me this heart before I even think of collecting these coins next to this Spike what's in here oh my goodness gracious me I probably I don't know I mean like obviously wow is this oh my God I really want diplopia but I also really want tear Detonator but also I really want the coffee this is a birth row okay that would have been sick I could use the Joker right now technically because I'm probably not going to get a deal uh and then I'll take the flopia with me I I might diplopia the lovers card God I don't know there's a lot of possibilities here let's do this we have to guarantee ourselves a secret room for the floor I'm not even gonna mess with those pills uh I need a key to go in there we have another bomb for the other secret room there's a lot of play making to be made here you have to remember that we also have sacred orbs so these playmaking things matter so much more than they usually would ever and then I'll discover the mirror World maybe I'll get like 10 more cents somehow and then we'll decide if I want to take the with me but I'm definitely taking that lovers card that's for sure okay we didn't get it that's to be expected I'll use the Joker right now we got nothing uh actually do I want these items contract for Mirror that's uh that's a fair play I don't know this could be an incorrect play but I I've locked myself into double key pieces already so I don't mind perfect money now here's the real question do I take tear Detonator with me or do I take diplopia in the hopes while that's really good that I just get the fattest reroll play of my life and I think the obvious answer here is I take the flow I Gotta Go full on Gamble mode nice that's really good I would have taken um rotten baby if that was the case so let's go buy Diplo and I think we're good to go you don't I didn't leave anything behind right chat let's go I think I got it I mean I don't really have money anymore to be honest with you and sprinkler is kind of mid but you never know right like it could be spin down right here okay wow that's good oh my God uh could be here I think oh excuse me what is going on I don't even need the Lover's car dude let me let me go to find my shop there could be a blue map in the shop I don't know obviously we're taking spin down with us I'm gonna use Diplo some place on this floor we don't know when I don't think that there's a crawl space here I think I need to unironically walk out and find a crawl space that's a little unlucky but it's not a big deal there you go and I'll grab my lovers card again blood bag Diplo oh I got a black market too okay we have stopwatch and we have options and we also have it this is so insane Diplo here oh you guys are so smart I was about to spend all of my cash Moolah you're right we we definitely Diplo here 100 we Diplo here let me uh not do it just yet though we might be able to find more things that I can bring into here to Diplo you know what I mean this is an insanely good run okay is there a blue map in here no there's also this this is what I wanted to check out because I didn't know if I wanted to upload or the other thing oh my God no way this is super throw yeah me worry there all right uh we will Diplo the black market then Shadow wizard Money Gang we love casting spell so we go boom and then I'm gonna take spin down uh check if any of those have good spin Downs I know for a fact they don't but I might as well just see okay now that's sausage but nah muted spider holy moly that's close to rock bottom too well obviously we're taking this we gotta take normal options I could take a sausage but I don't think it's that necessary we need habit do I go for a rock can I even get a rock I might be able to get a rock because I have habit now it'll take you just because it's literally free let me play the blood bank a couple times and try and get some more rolls I might be able to get Rock Bottom hopefully this blood bank doesn't pay out at like a really inopportune time this would be terrible but we also have a double beggar which is why I'm not really freaking out you know what I'm saying uh also I might as well check this oh hey cool epic this is useful thank you like these two contract for below is going crazy right now I have to do a bit of thinking but I think we can basically guarantee ourselves a rock bottom if we try hard enough here I think we hit gamer mode just now we might we're also gonna get mutant spider and and monstros lung what this is like the best been done I've ever had wait a second you have a battery in the shop oh poor friend oh there you go yeah I think we just win the game right technically wait a second I can turn this into almond milk right after taking Rock wait a damn second hold the phone dude what is this entire floor also uh we did a lot of redrawn emotes I think the pogi emote got redrawn so it looks a lot better now what was my first job I was an assistant veterinarian at a pet hospital okay so we take how should I do this I know I have a revive but I'm thinking about after I revive I don't know if I would have enough why did this turn to one Red Heart by the way oh wait what the hell it just wait what well I think everything kind of just fixed itself huh maybe when I played the blood bank it updated it's I don't know whatever it fixed itself pretty good you don't have three Soul Hearts anymore that's why okay that makes sense so we take this gain a red heart and nine lives so we literally win the game at this point I'll take monstros lung spin down that other bad boy uh and we should get almond milk rock bottom and then we uh GG from there right we die real quick no big deal we're gonna take this lovers with us just because we need to use at least one of these unironically we do we'll put it in the secret room I don't expect much but whatever you might as well just do it yeah what if thank you okay I don't think that was supposed to happen but we got it hey remember that battery we were talking about earlier remember how I literally played the floor it's stupid perfect and got everything ever possible in the correct order well oh we got present too and then when I put down this present it's gonna give me uh I don't know D Infinity nope okay that's that's just a little mean all right we'll take chaos I'll take the lovers and then we'll go Gigi High pile I know you're like thinking that maybe this is gonna be a fair fight but I'm gonna be real dude it really is not oh what is that for what reason was that there oh my God there's an incubus I can't I literally physically can't though that sucks um I don't even think spending a life would be worth it for glass eye yeah no it's not worse we'll just go I well I mean what a floor right what a floor do I want restock I'm thinking no I'll just take this for Tears or that wouldn't have done anything but it's whatever it really none of those would have spin down anything cool uh Holy Light might be cooler that I wouldn't do anything because I have Brimstone yeah I guess we'll go for Holy Light oh that is true as well by the way technically uh lovers really wouldn't have done anything from now on I should have used lovers on the last floor because I picked up chaos so I'm just gonna do it whatever I'm dead oh no wow I mean that is 20 20. but it's like insanely expensive to the upmost degree like what is that you're trying to break my bank account what a steal yeah I mean host Hat's really good and I'm considering taking it just because I do have a low Health build but this low Health build will not be low health for a very long time I promise you that we got a planetarium too I'm so like sure I'll find some kind of I don't know what the hell I'm so sure I'll find tinted rocks or something I don't I've made the correct decision I think this planetarium will have nothing ah give me a whole car that is something scapular is cool I suppose we'll use the sun card for mapping and then we'll clear out the room very epic hey we got flight hey we got more lives now it takes Life Soul heart as well huh um we do have a couple rolls now that I have flight there's a battery there I don't think I have much use so I'll just take this the link we got seraphim as well okay that just gives us uh stuff I guess Hearts appreciate it there you go key moment thanks something that's mid and doesn't really roll into anything crazy either I'll take this that's way better jacket uh wow wow wow wow wow oh my god wow oh my God oh my God all right no that's cool give me the what I don't have it unlocked I forgot I'm not used to that feeling what the hell oh yeah nice piece too let's go Yes actually I don't think this is that bad I want to buy this reverse card but not yet because I could get tiny planet which would be kind of cool what's in here Mom's purse not a bad pickup I'm actually gonna do it could be good uh yeah I guess make it weirder crane game I don't need you I appreciate you but I don't need you I'd much rather buy a tiny planet yoink dude you are insulting me so much I hate you that not only did that happen that's the second time that's happened where like I rolled past something and it showed up like seconds later uh we take tiny planet here I didn't even go in here did I oh Mom's key oh I did go down here I can't buy mom's key that sucks I wish I could I'll buy this judge wow um and then the rest of this I mean there are golden chests I could open but I don't care too much let's just go toothpicks toothpicks toothpicks wait I have chaos oh sick goodbye to Mom what an insane run we gotta go down right yeah we're going negative moment crampo drops nothing oh he gave me cold no way thank you use pills you have Rock Bottom I'm kind of scared of error rooming like what what is a pill gonna give me tears huh besides option why do you have four pickups every room because not only are they getting optioned I have contract from below this is a very broken combo all the combos that like make it so that you can pick more things from your room clears are so stupid contract From Below options and broken modem that is the three God combo if you get any combination of those two your run is done for like you win the game that and humbling bundle yeah it lives is done for there's a delirium fight for me but I don't need that I think we just go straight down right I mean we don't have hush we don't have anything else to do we're kind of just vibing I do want to Stack Up on money because I have a reverse judgment and I'm so definitely going to use that in the dark room starting room are you playing a controller keyboard I always play on keyboard no matter what I don't know how people play on controller it makes no sense to me one two three four and five because I have stopwatch perfect not like it would have mattered the Fallen kind of got obliterated that's just how it is sometimes buddy I'm so I'm sorry you're dead Okay so we open Mega stand check these out dumpy we always gotta check what the the spin down is gonna be as well don't forget about that compound fractures whatever satanic is cool but not that cool Spawn the Judgment down here I'm dancing oh oh my God there's a godhead there's a teeth oh my God okay hold on wait a second this is a nutso one you gave me Cricket's head another Brimstone a parasite and a godhead don't forget we have jumper cables as well so we are getting a lot extra rolls than we probably should on top of the fact that we just have habit that was this run right like I got jumper cables on this run I'm getting like Placebo or something I I can't think anymore this runs too not so for me all right take godhead it really wouldn't do much it would be a 0.5 damage up I guess it would be homie sure oh yeah it does it does cool things actually because of the parasite okay looks like we got another brimstone very epic Leviathan to make up for the fact that we lost Hearts you shouldn't have Steam Sale uh I'll just take it because I don't know it's a funny item Mr me I literally didn't need to go Angel rooms I found Mr me you're joking take in for me and then I don't know I'll take an HP up for stats as if that's even doing anything we have the brim that covers the entire room actually what a God run I don't understand why did why did this happen I die it's all orange watch me drop a knockout drops you know it would happen anyway we got Pandora's Box unlocked which is something we really needed the spider gets the kill go get him blue spider yes if you didn't know when you beat the lamb really fast uh for some reason like when he does that animation where the head just gets separated that head stays at like one HP you have to actually hit him again so if you if you kill the land really fast and then don't shoot he won't be dead even though it looks like his health bar is down no way I cannot believe it there's just no way holy moly and be algebra it's just white oh please give me delirium I do need a delirium kill for this character please Mega Satan this is the one time I'm actually truly begging I actually do really want it what a nutso run let's see how fast I can really kill things like if I just hold down the button because I have infinite brim due to almond milk here we go look at that melting damage entirely destroyed on all accounts and then I'm gonna spawn delirium and scream yeah we got some fat Lazarus unlocks today doesn't this unlock compound fracture no wait does it I don't remember with it this guy can't be delirium it's Mama gerd Mama gerd gives us Max intoxication greatly appreciated truly oh I found you goodbye where are you I look more like delirium than he does I'm more just like white all over the screen than he I don't even know my game crashed no way please don't tell me my game crashed for real oh we're good very good there I thought Mama Gertie right and then I was like oh my God the max intoxication and then I headed to the right and then I went over here and then straight up and then there's delirium okay hi I'm gonna hold down the button for like three seconds and then stop it was such a random crash too it's not like I was lagging it was just like oh crash you're done four I might die actually because I don't have health sci-fi bot fly should be enough okay there we go that was close dude we almost threw it all away due to game issue GG foreign [Music]

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Published: Wed Jun 14 2023