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hey I'm not su goth where the gang goes yo want this ready to rescue some mountains I am Aaron rescue simulator welcome so maybe new game so are we like what are what are we here us are we a st. Bernard with a little barrel or antibac I mean what are we men come on no no or this guy this minor league football player without a face mask oh the terrain is terraforming itself so this game was approved by Nintendo to be on its console okay this is a horror game wait what I just thought a thing I don't think it's a horror game I think it's an actual rescue simulator walk the rescue station it enter the market oh that's too many things to remember toggle over I hate these so much oh no oh no what have I done it's a first-person shooter but there's no shooties wait this is ours in there oh it's like activate I don't have to hold it I press it to change from run to wha oh why would anyone want to walk I don't know man maybe you ran out and energy and energy what the there's a kazoo she's just waiting there to talk to your errand just waiting so hard check this out watch this wait what's thrown button again there we go chicks that watch this oh it's Scarlett Johansson yeah it's like they had to pay her 40 hundred thousand million dollars to be in this watch so that's where the whole budget went watch this didn't work I mess it up completely oh [ __ ] is there voice acting with us no okay I am Maria Pia what alright goodbye I'll remember that boy this looks really good this is Carl oh my god oh my god that's incredible I mean I guess would you call everyone Carl is bound to happen eventually so that's quite amazing here in the high mountains we're trying everything to save the lives of people in danger you can use the ATV for rescue missions yet I guess that was supposed to mean you can't use the ATV for rescue missions yet I gotta get my equipment watch out Sepp she's right once you set the F out of here you're sapping my strength stop stepping on my lines oh my god we're calling this left and right how can i oh man if we could just manifest things I'd like to dragon dragon flies out of the st. Bernard's barrel I don't think it's gonna happen dude okay sorry sorry to crush your dreams man you just reminded me that every time can't remember if I said this in another episode but we went visited Stonehenge what is this a symmetrical so there's a st. Bernard on one end and it's a barn on the other and sorry to interrupt okay it's don't hinge yeah we visited Stonehenge and every time it would get quiet one of the members of Turk would be like dad what is happening right now I'm trying to get my equipment but I don't know where it is talk to Sepp I couldn't I couldn't read because they were talking so fast Sepp SAP get your equipment give me [ __ ] zap zap zap zap Zep tepi happy yeah don't get serious kids serious all right WX okay morning it's upstairs Oh yep just did something unrelated uh me me me they'll get like a Whitman ah nice great animation it sounded like a song called promise what this one yeah great boom bring your bag Oh braid the promise made yeah okay the band was called Victor and the song was called promise use the ATV yes fixed position I just learned all the Newt I gotta learn new controls it's ridiculous man all right I don't know someone's in danger I don't know okay we got a phone call drive around with the ATV to learn the controls drive back to the garage and get off the ATV you and you can handle it well that's fun huh yep these are buttons all right that we there you go I'm about to rescue some mountains baby that's in need of rescuing weight in order to get pumped up need a little music oh hell yeah [Music] Mountains is my job hey welcome WX okay we are here all day with you this is Chad okay boy this is fun can you pause one thing yep Chuck died here once more bringing you all that whoa wait is that an abominable snowman or is that a trade oh my god that does look like a creature yeah okay then okay we've got reports of creatures Oh take them out they can picture could you stop endangering the lives of people stop it stop you're a whack people with your scheme your ski sticks your ski wands I won't have it whoa what is this camera get out of here you fool oh I would've been so much better if you could just Babel flying boy this sounds good it definitely doesn't look like that ATV is just floating in space above the ice yeah I can't believe this was like uproot like somebody at Nintendo had to play this and be like yeah that's good yeah that works somebody danger wait oh I need to go need to go down the Mount oh there's other someone there's a blinking indicator oh wait isn't that where you just came from its where I just came from yeah I think that's just your your home base so I have a run with the ATV to learn the controls drive back to the garage to get the aid TV oh okay okay so then I can well what do you mean you just do it something hard about it it's another peaceful day on the slopes I can't handle it look at this Lee this is so exciting Shh this is pretty good stuff it's the thing I call that GC that good content allowing you like make it cinematic - it's like dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit Scorsese shot there I don't know yeah meanwhile at the side viewer you're going to miles judge attend the gym climbing a wall just straight clownin go with your colors and like hang upside down like that you look like spider-man driving a Jeep on I absolutely thought it was like spider-man look yes with the tutorial all right Ben we're gonna need you to crank the volume for that music every time we uh I got dis [ __ ] cranked louder than a muhfucka oh man oh no looks like I'm not comfortable with the controls after all cuz I'd really like to meet her alright turn off the engine I know those aren't them well whatever that's not the engine I did alright yeah yeah a mouse with the marker in the house man I'm good it's come for me we all succumb to the detects eventually I'm just bummed we don't get to like seal the terrible ingress yeah yeah it goes by too fast it's just what's like a European gamer I don't know connect the stretcher to the ATV just Engrish have to be made by someone of Japanese descent no or it can be any kind of like foreign language I think you'll be any custom language really thought sound stretches cuz I'd really like to connect them baby baby need a new name do new name Oh God you like running over here like we have to get this match alright where's my next stop drive to the accident at the ski track use signal lights and emergency siren do that I don't think that's the siren was a man on the back yeah you picked him up he's there to help wait can you should probably you should probably look at them yeah yeah where's that where's the help oh oh where yeah okay where's the siren button change item wait there's more there's more in people right Oh a TV control engine siren is Larry's been unconscious for hours go go go forward I thought I saw a weird red thing what I thought I saw a weird red flash up ahead there's a there's a yellow Vegas bridge no no I mean in the actual field of vision of the game there we go oh no a rival rescue team [Laughter] how are you walking all the way up this mountain this is ridiculous where's the ski lift signal lights in an emergency siren there's no one else on the track oh boy this person has been dead for a while I can't make it Oh mom was there where's the where's the victim right up there in the cabin they've been run over by that ambulance now what are you doing to the left what to the left there was a victim yes we're right there red red dye red dye no that was the that was the ambulance that was driving yes what do you think the images go in the same place you are oh that's not where I'm supposed to go really I think it's just a car okay I got I'm the one who does the saving okay ambulance is gonna beat me to the punch okay I'm the saver I'm the rescue boy I'm the one who saves [Laughter] [Music] right back after these messages cornflakes for that refreshing cornflake eat anymore we were just trying to get to the restaurant we don't have to go over here oh man all right up the stairs I guess supposed to do I guess so here is you can see it's our blood you park on top of a guy yeah okay all right we've done it so much broken bone sir we don't self diagnosis take care of the injured person use a painkiller syringe a splint and bandages from your inventory did we get this oh I don't know hmm sir we're gonna need you to stop rubbing your hands so we can get to the problem it's like should I use hands knife or gun put him out of his misery what is this syringe okay use pain killer syringe so that's that one you just shut off that siren look at everyone they're really worried for him is this a split this is split right yeah I have splints yeah there you go you just got splinted take my word for and then bandages yeah it's a cinnamon bun okay and now you are ready for the sarcophagus assume the plank pit all right put him in the stretcher oh my god no I don't want to hold him he looks heavy how are you doing today he'll be dead within the hour I just have you tried wait wait turn oh my god I'm looking at myself am i dead my experiencing all this a third person it's getting so excited like me you want to sit in the fun back chair oh look at the cozy yeah it does look nice what I'm like like knocking it around and what is happening did you just knock him off the thing man try to the hospital thing relates an emergency siren yeah I was already doing that great hop on get get on that's a load I'd say let's fast travel to get past the boring crap but the boring crap is the game all right back to the hole hold still there you go there you go you okay back there Frank Frank Radice time to chair [Music] Tippecanoe actually - I wonder we get yeah we'll be right here so word from my sponsor have you ever wanted to poop so hard that you could back to the ship introducing new poo pourri put that on the toilet seat yeah cover you your water with it and did it well the controls work themselves but like I have to catch up you see in that oh we totally oh my god oh my god all the intensity of really saving someone at three miles per hour they give you the they give you these different camera angles so you got something to look at it's like ya know bored I'm bored you like one second of interest oh it's new oh it's new not even halfway there dude oh my god can you give me a like right into the song yeah we'll be right back and that was Carl teal age with meat meat meat meat we'll be right back it holy Christmas you never turn Oh God oh yeah I can like all right that man is bleeding out in the bags do Judi Jeanne could do this [ __ ] Frank did you know this alright know it Carl oh hey that's Sepp that's with me isn't it or is that Carlos with me oh yeah I was calling you Carl oops no no no we'll be right back after these messages we now return to your regularly scheduled program I gotta go all the way back up there I don't know if you can make it up there of course I can let's go like Speed Racer he's a dear me I'm travel straight up a mountain cliffs oh my god don't worry Frank we'll get up to any Carl Ertz yep don't worry sorry I'm Carl no no no the other ones Carl oh dude I don't think you can get over oh I think this game might just be over no no try going down into the ravine maybe there's a shortcut oh I mean you're not that far [Laughter] [Laughter] no there's nowhere to go my stock did you just oh I like broke this game already oh no don't worry man we'll get you home safe doorman steps like you've killed us all like we're super loud yeah I don't know if we could get out of here it's a door we'll do it I've transported us to another dimension where we're very sonic boom prison oh man this is rough there's gotta be a cliff face I could get up [Music] this could easily be one of those Silent Hill games right he's like a monster comes out from behind the tree it starts like coming towards you yeah controls get stolen away from you we'll be right back oh wait you're almost back up there I know no I think I found the truth okay alright I think I found the truth don't worry we're already headed to a hospital I don't know oh my [ __ ] god look at the camera actually like response to where the sounds coming from so like it's like loud here but then it's kind of distant oh yeah pretty great it's it's though it's those kinds of little touches that make this game feel so alive I'm simulator yeah not rescue seriously I made it I made it back to the main road to the hospital and they said I couldn't do it I mean I did I certainly did who needs to follow the road anymore now that I've learned ATV mastery I think this is a bridge you have to cross now it goes the same speed regardless of what terrain I'm on so perfect I think it's a little slower when I'm on the path oh my god what is this yeah maybe snow bumps for safety they're like the cleansing lights disinfecting starting off disease oh you're good to enter I can quit band where the hell are we what the [ __ ] is this it's [ __ ] arendelle like was this very unclear Jesus why'd you build the hospital like all the way up here help me what is it parallel park this isn't where you're supposed to be oh [ __ ] sorry smile the park look good good work this guy has been dead for hours died from a broken hand no hypothermia this is if this man has been out exclusively for hours we are the twins who carry the bodies bring them into the Overlook he will never return all right drive back to the rescue station don't worry buddy we filled out your organ donor cards you're gonna make someone else okay oh my god this was nuts you did it I mean you saved a person yeah now I gotta go all the way back oh my god look at look at this look at the route I have to go through is it time for next time on game grumps I mean I don't know maybe I don't know I see like standing back there yes he is that he's just surfing unless you lost him when he stood up and got hit by the top of that tall he's got the disease the door closes well I really just have to go all the way back yes it's agony well yeah I guess this is it huh we've really done everything we could on this this is like this is like death stranding but without the good oh cool won't pick up speed right now yeah look at this oh yeah cuz you're going down huh I'm gonna take the long way out of the way oh yeah oh here it goes Mountain Rescue - oh I don't need the sirens anymore that's right or the lights now it's just a leisurely stroll hey turn all the music hey that's nice arise now that that's in my head okay I loved it it's like a spank bank but for music yeah I'll think about this a groove later well there truly is nothing left in this game yeah it's like I would like to go back and get a new mission but well here's a quick shortcode well next time on game grumps ah this was fun you know Matt I'll never forget this yeah certainly not something special let's see how this crash resolves okay whoa hold on okay okay okay okay we got hell yeah [Music] okay I'm sorry I can't all my brains over gone from the panel thanks for joining us this is amazing I have fun 92 we all have fun Thank You Aaron thank you goodbye [Music]

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 1,013,834

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, mountain rescue simulator, simulation, mountain rescue

Id: P6whlEZC9QQ

Length: 29min 7sec (1747 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 08 2019