Flippin' RAW Thrills - Cruisin Blast

[Music] i hope you're in the mood for raw thrills oh it's about to get wrong because they're waiting for you in the lower left corner just sitting there waiting for you to discover yeah i have fire rothfulls should be starting anytime now it's gonna happen i know it is [Music] crazy [Applause] [Music] she's like wait are you sure you don't want to write different lyrics so they're like no go do it we only have five seconds no we're just cocaine everywhere record this song we already hit record [Music] [Laughter] welcome to cruise and blast i don't know one of the latest editions of the cruisin series uh of cruise in the world cruising exotica um which by the way my uh long-lost favorite pizza hut on route 22 new jersey always sadly gone used to have a cruising game as we've showed before and it captured all the excitement and wonder of it make the exhaust blue it'll be more exciting be more rawly thrilling dang dan are you ready to play this game let's do it man it was recommended to us by kyle carosa well he doesn't but he was recommended to us by someone who hates us no we're playing cruising tour look you can have a snake car that's actually a helicopter and i should not and a donut a big ass donut run donut look it's like donut yeah no donut no no donuts and i think well you should have ride or else that big ass donut wouldn't they destroyed your cars they don't want to destroy the world donuts on fire that is hard oh my god this is awesome carnival joyride and i should not make fun man i have had many wonderful memories uh playing cruising games cruising yeah cruising meow meow meow i have a hummer dude i want to be as fuel inefficient as i possibly can excellent i'll take one blast please no you're going to spend all the money you need to buy the unicorn what do you mean there's a unicorn you can race as like i already spent while you got the blast you stupid bastard you also bought a blast [ __ ] gtr what do you think you're a street racer get out of here aaron there's only one thing i want to be doing with my life right now what's up you're about to get some raw thrills right now all right remember all this i know it's hard to memorize yes tunes break all right oh view gas break drift and blast got it all right we're in we're in brazil oh my god we're cruising drift oh [ __ ] look at me spin yo this is better than mario kart i don't care what anyone says my dad said this is better than mario kart yeah he was right he uh he made nintendo he he is my father is nintendo invented nintendo 30 years ago when it started in 1991 [Music] look at that do you see that [ __ ] i saw it that's [ __ ] amazing look at me go i don't have time to be looking at your screen man i'm too busy cruising i'm already wrapped up in my own raw thrills [Laughter] oh my god terrifying how many blasts do we get uh as many as you can afford but i only bought one well then there you go okay does that mean one blast or just the lowest level of consistent blastage you have four blasts okay thank you that is all i needed to know i keep trying to treat this like mario kart where i have like a little jump no uh no aaron this is a good game [Laughter] they need to put this level in mario kart to the cruising level yo can the hummer be in smash bros oh [ __ ] with gino huh yeah they're like i know you all want a character who's made of wood and a puppet the hummer from cruises it's like what the [ __ ] yeah boy i'm in number one not for long oh [ __ ] oh yeah how did you do that blasted you got an extra blast and it won you the race yeah by 0.6 seconds well and then you said i wasted my weight because i was supposed to you got more money because you had more drift time yeah cause i'm [ __ ] awesome i thought you'd get more money for first place nope carnival joyride is all about drifting hong kong 2089 this is where the donuts are they better be on fire no we gotta unlock the fire mode [Music] josh get the [ __ ] out of here what the [ __ ] are you doing stop being behind me stop wow get away from me oil slick you need to start drifting dude uh i'm sorry did i not just end up in first place uh yeah but who got 1 000 more dollars than you i don't know we're currently we're in 9th and 10th because we can't stop destroying each other how about you get the hell away from me dude i'm [ __ ] blasting right now stopping barb's spinning around and [ __ ] stop stop running into me you're running into [Laughter] look at this look at this i'm drifting he's into the nose yeah i see it now i got a boost and you can't even catch me now is that right try to catch my towel what do you what do you mean your towel oh [ __ ] what do towels have to do with anything do the drift how are you ahead of me where are you talking about efficiently drifting what the hell is happening gotcha that wasn't money i drove into money yeah i'm still going to get more because i'm a drip the master stop spinning ah i'm spinning now oh my god i'm through the pirate ship oh my god i killed that guy yes look at me like your nose right in your butt ah yes and true to four yeah you got more money than me i know second place makes second place is much more lucrative in the first place i know it sucks how are you winning oh it's okay it's because we're night riders bro oh yeah what country was this bali nice i don't know malaysia what country what country will be producing the raw thrills uh our main export is raw thrills [Laughter] gosh oh that was a boost i'm in blast but i'm gonna be in first pretty soon you sure have mastered [ __ ] talking [Laughter] how do i accelerate oh my god i got trapped behind a truck dude that's okay not me i'm too busy up here this is the song this is the cruising scene is it yeah oh oh i got a key oh man you took the shortcut is that all right yeah you did how do you know because i watched you oh okay as i was also taking this need oh [ __ ] that looked amazing from my screen what that's it oh man i would have blasted a lot more if i knew that chorus was like 30 feet long jesus christ i thought we had like three more laps to go yes oh my god bro just watching like your car like fall into frame and then explode back up outwards why was that stage so short i don't know we've been like this game we've been playing for like nine minutes oh stegosaurus we're going to botswana dude oh my god where they clearly have living dinosaurs the [ __ ] this is gonna be the hard version this must be the raw thrills i was informed of the hard version of the stegosaurus is on fire it's the final race oh [ __ ] go look at these lafonts sounds like a a bad guy from beauty and the beast not so fast lafont lafont i must make belle my wife of course sir see ya i'm blasting over here your wishes might command the sword and hitting bonuses and you're right there it's like none of this matters no none of this matters why do you think i'm good at this this is the kind of game i'm actually terrible at that was just in the gators mouth zebras those are huge neighbors oh i got a key what does it matter none of this makes a bit of difference guys holy [ __ ] money i'm just hearing you be like no no no oh my god by a nose in the air that was .01 seconds are you serious that is ridiculous i don't know the game could process that much oh neon upgrades yes please you better get ready that's the only thing that could make this more rally thrilling wait is there more oh no that was a night tour complete oh man what an amazing experience what you want look at me i'm like a transformer in there you're not even holding the wheel here no i'm like t-posing wow my arms that was pretty good nice getting the cup thanks man or the trophy you get the cold milk at the end really over a jump for a backflip what okay what does that mean i don't know i guess we gotta i guess we gotta start using these race tips why would you wanna backflip seems like the worst part oh boy i'll show you all right it's time to do escape tour dude come on i don't want to do the the hummer sucks oh i'm going all the way corvette stingray really yeah i got a shitty chevy engine wait hold on there's more cars really collect keys and complete stores oh man but i want the [ __ ] unicorn me too we all do you gotta be the corvette okay don't be the corvette [Music] um oh stingray that's a cool car the 1959 cadillac el dorado a car made for racing if ever there was one hey man it's got a lot of weight that makes it good on the street oh yeah i didn't even notice it look at boy the hummer is [ __ ] so jacked i know i was using it that's why i was wrecking your car and exploding mid-air maybe i'll try the hummer this time just we can keep leveling it up wait what what what happened to the stats of the hummer oh my god yeah they're out of control were they not like that before no is it because i played as it yeah maybe because you leveled up but yours isn't like that no it is is it wait what [ __ ] well i'm gonna be the stingray because whatever i want something different all right you can be the hummer okay we'll keep jacking up the hummer it's almost like maxed out yeah it's pretty sweet but how did you win still i don't know aaron i guess you're that much better perhaps i'm just epic epic is this guy playing at the pizza hut on route 22. put up the picture editors thank you i wonder what that guy's doing now he's probably cruising probably just thinking or thinking about when he was crazy yeah thinking about the raw thrills of the pizza hut oh i [ __ ] up oopsie i'm gonna oh you missed one turbo thing and you are way back there i'm gonna vault over you dude oh i can't control this quite as well yeah dude oh my god that's awesome what happened what happened you can vault over people i'm gonna vault over you yeah here comes yeah boy [ __ ] awesome oh my god it's well through the tunnel oh my god i'm watching you do it it's insane oops [ __ ] sorry fruits i'm about to catch up to this [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah oops oh no i fell off the train now i'm feeling the pain whoa oh god where are we italy uh pretty sure it's angela darren judging by the many british flags and that we probably just flew through london bridge shut up okay i don't know anything about geographians [Music] [Applause] i can't believe the london eye is running amok through the city this is the best thing to ever happen to me this is so insane insane oh my god get back here no how are you [ __ ] whoa no [Laughter] so insane holy [ __ ] i'm going to shoot my pants twist twister terror going back to the states oh my god i look like arizona oh let's hit up the zona this game is [ __ ] loosening my bowels yeah this game turned out to be a lot more thrilling than i anticipated look at that [ __ ] silver car when you get the raw thrills you don't want that processed [ __ ] oh bad i still kyle you knew what you were talking about dude [Music] yeah damn you are so fast dude i'm so fast are you seeing how [ __ ] fast i am god damn it i'm a [ __ ] legend we stan who are you talking about you're talking about yourself from your own perspective yeah dude i'm vaulting over these police officers are you seeing how much i'm flipping i'm saying it it's really astonishing i'm giving you non-stop flipping i am serving you flips god damn yes one more flip yes i flipped right over your [ __ ] car you bastard flip oh my god this took our our our daily grumping session to a whole new level of intensity whoa this rain is dunion rings dude i'm flipping and it's not because of the twister dude you need to start flipping right now how do you do it this [ __ ] rules okay the drift button is r uh-huh and you use that to drift but if you double tap it then you do like the wheelie and then if you wheelie on a car then you flip dude hold on are we flying yeah not good [Applause] [Music] duh that was the most likely outcome [Music] what the [ __ ] is this are we still in england no aaron we're in arizona oh [ __ ] yeah holy crap dude what a mess we're locked into first and second place damn yo this is really something else stingray really suits you you're doing very well dude it's because i'm making all this air time now do you see how much time i spent most of the race airborne yes i saw that it was [ __ ] awesome you could race around the remnants of the rio olympics infrastructure i think i'm emotionally exhausted you know what i mean yo this is straight-up kazakhristo from speed racer what it's the it's the awesome rally race oh did you stop stop it boy you know it's so funny because like you blast through every wall you can use blast seemingly forever you flip over everything with no consequences it's like why even it's just go as fast as possible oh yeah that's just it i just blew up a cop dude right cruising set a cap i mean please aaron don't get political out of me there's a fault over here no less political game in the world get over here stop flipping but i want to flip though that's what i do huh oh there's a finish dude you flipped oh did you get it no yeah thank god the third race is always super short i got so much money though dude oh my god all right [ __ ] we're going to madagascar do they are there race tracks there oh my god what's that machu picchu this is ridiculous okay final race here we go dude i'm about to blast some crews in action dude if i end up in first and you end up in second we're tied oh [ __ ] i don't know if i can handle that just some guy on the microphone that's what it feels like perfect great job yeah okay outstanding [ __ ] [Laughter] felt like because i got emotional about that i went faster yeah it i mean it was all in your head but definitely i understand oh my god i flipped backwards and forwards and sideways you'd think they'd stop putting fruit stands on this of course well somebody's got to make a living dude oh my god i can't expect falling through that so many flips a rainbow [Laughter] oh god it happened jesus jesus please stop this i don't know if i'm i'm able to capture so much stimuli with my body i know this is really insane what is this what is this sandbar what is the meaning of this why do it back forward flip this is so weird my glasses are falling off my face and i can't stop dan did you know there's a break button all right i'll keep that in mind i'll keep that in mind when i'm plowing through fruit stands [ __ ] [ __ ] it up [Music] when you see somebody flip that's me yeah [Music] god there's just no consequences to anything i'm [ __ ] flipping non-stop no yeah damn it it was your final flip ship crap dude astonishing almost five thousand dollars from stunts alone yeah yeah i should be flipping you should be flipping yeah yeah abf bro if i had if i had any suggestion for you to up your game yeah non-stop flippage okay you gotta be doing the flip more look at me i'm like a cyber boy yeah until the lights come on and then you realize you're not even touching your wheel and then i'm a weirdo oh i'm actually touching the wheel yeah you oh you are i guess you're you're just better than me oh you got the gold cup yeah dude well done [ __ ] first first second first i want to play the ufo level that [Music] oh god i can't breathe yeah i know i'm devoid of all like oxygen in my lungs here comes the third [ __ ] st last one tour can you believe this tour each tour is 10 minutes yeah uh did you know that this one is going to have yeti adrenaline um a giant gorilla yelling at us you unlocks oh my god you got the police cruiser okay how how stacked is the hummer now dude we need to get more keys so we can get the [ __ ] unicorn okay oh it's an old corvette stingray hell yes i have so much money well then why not save it for the unicorn because the unicorn's probably i can make that money getting the unicorn pick a card damn it i can't seem to move all of a sudden well you're a fool [Music] help did the game freeze what's happening i think the game first i think i think the game first there were too many raw thrills holy [ __ ] this game is [ __ ] wild and buggy what's happening i think we're going to restart the game oh crap holy [ __ ] all right [Laughter] this game is crash it's not going to put them damp on our raw thrills oh my god what was the cruising before this cruising okay like cruising neat because they got cruising usa and then cruising world and then i'm assuming there were like five cruises we missed well there's crews in personal favorite yeah uh crew cruising wasn't there a cruising time what i think there was cruising time i that might have not been the name of it but like there's definitely one where you go back into the the paleolithic era that [ __ ] rules yeah it was awesome why aren't why isn't there a cruising collection come on let's see the [ __ ] storm tour done i'm ready what are you gonna race as there's a lot of chevys in this game yeah they really are they must have had some kind of deal look at this pink car this is beautiful you like it i'm gonna buy it dude buy it you have 85 000 we have 85 000 oh do we yeah that's we share the money oh well then yes right you are upgrades get your [ __ ] blast and let's go oh you gotta do level two in a car you gotta do a level two car paint oh dude i can do that oh look at this chromium action pink baby that chrome is upsetting it's too chrome is it though jewel [Music] that's pretty freaking sick it's so reflective you can't even see what shape it is yup we're doing it oh my god this is [ __ ] awesome yeah i'm gonna scream well turns out this game is awesome we can change our tunes with x too late gotta concentrate on the yeti adrenaline first race tibet yeah i believe so whoa vault i'm gonna vault yeah are you an eagle right now i wish what's the eagle what's the eagle though oh dude they stole this from [ __ ] disney yeah this is himalaya [Music] yeah dude you're seeing me [ __ ] dude i'm like a coin getting flipped up in the air dude heads or tails doesn't matter i'm going to win the race oh i missed the key damn it's because you flipped off me i'm sorry i pushed you oh girl oh my god he's just a guy okay well that's fine it's a lot less intimidating when you just see him standing there alone in the cold [ __ ] yeah yeah key dude we're getting the unicorn by the day's end by the day by the end of a hard day's work in the mines yeah of 40 minutes of cruising are we both trying to flip off of each other yes yeah that's exactly what's happening dude our double flip is just canceling out all flippage all right [ __ ] the lava oh no that's good my car's gonna overheat my car is gonna overheat do you think so in an active volcano oh you're right all right i guess it was just a burning forest dude i just [ __ ] massacred that guy i saw that yeah wow we dominate these courses now these [ __ ] guys have nothing on us oh my lord dude your stunts are going up well yeah i did a lot more flippy that time i'm loving it dude yeah i also am loving you like a mcdonald's mcgriddle to me you know what i also am loving it the least inspiring version of the mcdonald's song damn a lot of [ __ ] indonesia is that where it is i was just gonna say i wish we'd paid attention more in geoguesser oh yeah typhoon alley it's gotta be the best job in the world designing these stages they're just like i don't know [ __ ] yeti donuts whatever there's a tornado it's cool i see no difference in when i boost and when i don't it's an arcade game i changed the tune okay to what uh i changed it again perfect i actually changed it off the cruise in song which is a bummer flip how do you like that [ __ ] it's fine one step closer to the edge i'm about to [ __ ] flip everything you flip flip flip watch out bro i'm right behind you about to [ __ ] flip dude did you see that [ __ ] yeah i flipped all the way down dude there's got to be a point where the guy [ __ ] just vomits in the car i i'm flipping now i am the one who flips this is like the unofficial speed racer game like it's just kind of right it's like [ __ ] madness no there was a key [ __ ] i gotta look up a guide on key locations if you want if you want that corn dog mmm corn dog if you want the corn dude the la convention center oh no this isn't the part of the convention center is this oh my god it's amazing i wouldn't drive here though is this an anime convention yeah do i have some kind of dutch aquarium there's another tornado oh [ __ ] real original guys [Music] just let me vault just let me jump flip the whole race we're just [ __ ] like cobras oh [ __ ] oh that guy beat us oh my god dude i can only come in second that's my whole life you should go to the therapist about that i can't shoot my goo when i'm in first huh all right final race neon tsunami that's that sounds safe i think it's it's the same level as the last one did we already play this level but it was in malaysia oh this is just a loading screen oh okay yeah this is hong kong hong kong hong kong dude seeing those iridescent car like those two like neon cars right next to each other really awakened something in me has some like latent memory like sexually something about power rangers uh power rangers movie because the zords were like super [ __ ] shiny whoa yo this is bringing me back baby you to pizza hut and me to the movie theater yeah absolutely we are cruising cruising backwards in time could you stop could you stop dude could you stop could you not could you please stop to get aaron yes could you stop oh my god did you do it i think oh there was a hummer ahead of me we always forget about the short race damn is there always one short race yeah it seems that way all right last race i think oh back to england when's the [ __ ] stegosaurus level i don't know i wish that hadn't just been a loading screen you can play as a airboat oh my god how did i not even notice that welcome to episode one of our 38 part cruising jesus last series if any of you want us to play cruise and more let us know yeah cause i do yeah our lives are different now and [ __ ] the keys [ __ ] there was a key i missed it [ __ ] i'm so mad now i don't get keys i only hit fruit stands i exclusively had fruit stands [ __ ] that was a turn [ __ ] my god every single thing in this game like no matter what you hit even if it's a brick wall it's like that's three milliseconds off your time it's like so much content and then you look at the clock and it's been like two minutes yeah i know it's really crazy like i feel like this game has like 50 minutes of non-stop second to second content i know i'm digging it [ __ ] [ __ ] guy oh that was the flip of the century oh that i just did dude you went on the top yeah i flipped up there oh my god you're [ __ ] incredible and now in front yeah very young [Music] [Laughter] oh that was fast my god oh that's a bump that's a bump that's a boom [Music] huh just flip it over you i'll flip it over you nope no i won't let you i won't allow it got the key flipping flipping i'm [Music] it's like how could you possibly know what place you're in oh my god maybe you still won though god damn on account of your early victories let's see let's see we should have exhausted what a tour my hands are hurting yes well done aaron i'm the [ __ ] cruising blaster congratulations you're the you are the speed racer are you not wearing a shirt that's not safe you should be wearing a shirt are you nude i think you're too nude are you thinking are you nude i think you're fully nude except for your helmet no i think i have a tank top on it are you yeah i had no idea wheelie over at jump for a bad clip cruising for a back flip there's a rainbow bridge back flip yes call up your friends and tell them to play this game online with you there's so many more tours oh my god all right well maybe maybe another day what the [ __ ] there's three more levels dude that's a whole nother episode of content holy crap he's literally averaging one episode per [ __ ]

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 356,889

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, cruisin blast, cruisn blast, cruisn blast switch, cruisn blast review, cruisn blast theme, cruisn blast arcade, cruisn blast ost, cruisn blast gameplay, cruisn blast switch gameplay, cruisn blast switch review, cruisn blast trailer, cruisn blast all cars, cruisn blast nintendo switch gameplay, cruisn blast nintendo switch review, cruisn blast soundtrack

Id: tQ43NmdPAhU

Length: 35min 3sec (2103 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 19 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/aniforprez]

That

was

fucking

AWESOME

[u/Golod1289]

"Cruisin' says ACAB" this episode is incredible

[u/FireBallis1]

Watching Arin pull off thousands of flips within seconds and Dan still getting first place was hilarious. I really want them to play this some more.

[u/TheRisenThunderbird]

CRUIS-IN'!!!!

[u/Militree]

This was good chaotic grumps fun. I wasn't excited to watch them play a Cruisin game but boy was I wrong. Arin just endlessly flipping had me in stitches.

Nonstop flippage

[u/rawrimangry]

That was the most fun I’ve seen them have on Game Grumps in years. Definitely need more of this.

[u/RinneganUser]

There absolutely needs to be a Part 2

[u/NiPlusUltra]

This is one of the weirdest 'racing' games I've ever seen. The more I watch it the more it feels less like the cars are racing through a track and more like the track is being moved around the player's cars. Hence why Dan an Arin are always neck and neck no matter what happens.

[u/spudmonk]

That was great. The clown edit was pretty odd And I think the total time difference between Arin and Dan in all the races is less than 1 second total.