Holy Moly Comedy Show 42118-Tony Tone

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] that's what they use nowadays DJ it's all about the mouse I grew up in two days and they had two Technic turntables wax album that's old-school 46 years old and he's back to give it up DJ laptop how about that DJ technology detail lineal how about that yeah they I did not know Baby Gap made pinstripe suits that did not know that oh yes oh look he's just showing on the top of these jokes there's more balls for trophies [Applause] oh my god I've never tell a large SUV they thank you well he's got a whole lot in his truck that's me just having fun before recording for the kid we think pastor Terry for the 1st April allowing us to spread the gift of healing that's what laughing is to give to be giving ain't laughing good for the soul is so Satan does not want to see right now cannot stand to see us laughing that means we are happy Duncan laughing that's right so every time you laugh you're denying Satan that's what y'all doing so me I'll still can't laugh I thought it is me you can't laugh like you want to bless you you just broke understand this part of laugh when you broke is every time trying to laugh a different beauty pop up in your head could you lay around don't you it's a phrase that lower no one's looking down and get your pockets to receive justice a mysterious way this is very mysterious right now I [Music] uh I've been in my room for a while I love traveling around the country doing this man making people laugh I was in Las Vegas all last week for a title week working at uh and I don't gamble that's not my thing I don't get much like entertaining because it's great place for entertainment I was at the MGM Grand beautiful comedy club inside the MGM Grand right there on the Las Vegas Strip man and they asked me to stay ahold of the week I said and I have kind of hold the proper store that's been converted into it Church I need to go and before my man right here on Las Vegas Strip would have to be performing next to a flea market to boots I know there's 600 people in the audience now like 50 a song I like this 50 I'd like to perform in secrecy sometime I need a small test review tries to do jokes out on yes let me see bouquet dress this chairs tonight this off you'll have a good time you know maybe having a nice they trying to keep that the - look we got you the nice hotel get you the Presidential Suite hot tub in the room flat screen on every walls and don't think you so I wanna you know they have hotels to flourescent st. Louis area I will take your name on hotel I'm stand-in let's just say I got super 8 reasons why you see the hotel we oh man - view the hotel you really want to be in the very next door the double go nice and happy they get a real food they buffeted you know confident breakfast on the what consomme they eat a hard-boiled egg and bread luck is on that's all we got we eat about four words about the kindergarten for number three come on down to the shoulders holdin hands I'd love the trouble of the ball but I checked in my whole hallway smells illegal I'm on another smoking for my sake here I got do believe I have a meth lab right next door to be been hearing suspicious lots of the night oh it gets worse man I got some of the oldest furniture it mom - I got frontage from eight different hotels and I'm no longer in business I know what your trouble I walk in a song for model Zenith see this last thing ever heard the words in it we got some young folks into some believe Google what the world is a sailor is that CEO CEO and what is that for model things that's all those who write their oh man TV wait fifteen hundred pounds it took your father and three oh three active it out does that sound you don't have you stuff make you talk heavy you can paint that on a wall like you do today CD you pour your whole house down as you want me to my house like a phony war believe it boom I don't see them everybody had one grown up with no technology back there was two big knobs on it you until the VHF not it's not like some rails tell me what to go change the channel [Applause] [Music] [Applause] there's no tip support back in the day because we were texting boys we can fix any game that day with some duct tape and a butter knife that case you had a tool belt with nothing but duct tape and a butter knife that's right what need fixing what need fixing I'll fix it right down to the duct tape and they may occasionally try it now try it now the TV was huge you didn't even throw it away he was durable that slide away when it burned out you just put a table put new stuff on top with TV it's right in the brand-new 19 inch flat screen graduation photos reality so long way I'd let it warm up that's when I was on his way up you come on in the morning have a little line in the middle over a few minutes look like a lazy eye when I time to pull the Oakland TV sign it back off and [Applause] [Music] [Applause] to be signed on with the bed we were a will restless society back in the day that's right we were happy that's why I'm so irritable down your wrestler would go to sleep keep gonna sleep your phone you're scrolling your phone on my TV stay on all night you up you up academic that's rest TV was huge man I was funny too man that's well we laughing that's what's in my room right now they got another bolt everything down to like you want to steal the stuff not those cheap motels do that hey why would you bolt the dirt remote control to the nightstand that's right hey and then the battery Speedweeks minute wrap the whole night stand up to the TV it's refused to touch that TV that's how lazy we become as a society right oh my god they pump stuff down the bathroom was terrible took a shower came out nasty the theater forward in how do you have musty soap I keep mice no I don't plan on day wow that's what you've been here she will be touching go ahead man support nobody want to be that one black told you you see one black why do you have that something that's a totally different experience use a one Pat talking about when it comes to that time you say one world for white and with the 30 rolls so like I'm using the Box book tell you man it's life on the road as we go through bit I love it though love the audience I've been doing it for years now for 20-plus years I've been blessed to be in the game in a comedy game I'm starting to know each other on your college that's right I was feeling I said there's a big left enjoy it I drag you right goal of driving loved right that's what I do I can't stand flying I do now I'd like to fly and also people said what really short a lack of faith look look no II read I am honest I gotta improve on it but it's like a freedom of I'll try but you got no options you know what I'm not the rust everybody anyway but I post beam into Russia no pcs what fine we'll get there you know people say more people dying auto accidents they do an airplane crash yeah that's true but I've talked to a lot of people's been in an auto accident you've been auto accident in a plane crash yep see exactly one day one person down street in a cemetery new season might come up with a pulse branch interview bad you should have seen that thank God I held my secret I was back home at the area 35,000 feet of power tomorrow you're right I don't like flying they do charge you for everything oh it's a ripoff value that's missing see people my age and only on oh yeah we know I was back today he wasn't a big ripoff carry all the luggage it whatever weight you want it just checked it and they want to charge you for the conversation you have an account maybe $10 for the speaking fees making me think every morning I do not like to fly they treat you like an NTSC if I should just tag our ears and practice how you feel take your shoes off drop I'll Drive you you drive you have more freedom and you see more stuff you know sometimes scary driver though it is driving as this challenge is to you know space has a black person you know I think you know we just we got own confidence in the world you know we ride on the Bates Interstate 70 no I think you're fine I'm 59 your eyes good that's what happens you know then your GPS starts setting you up you GPS start make you feel like the black Captain Kirk you start Bogor know like you've never been before you know Sam you know taking out that be passed on to them secondary highways I said black and white highway 412 highway 13 yes I hope the people start changing stuff in this damn video I got to use the bad thing you better hold it you better hold and tell you we will stop in this town no we do it nobody gets worse start hitting the routes in Oldham County roads right no more and no numbers and alphabets route h-o-o-orse baby even give me a video tv essential slave we'd best to recalculate speaking backwards they don't know we freedom again that's somebody car here's beginning evening [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that is not the Facebook match the boys see what that makes here excuse me sir what did you order [Applause] [Applause] they might have been nice people have dog this less scary very mature assuming I'm sorry stuff happen when you travel with me and once I couldn't jump could drop a hit in there because my car was ranking let me have it now right that's all right if you do there's a silver lining in everything you would not get carjacked they say whatever yo see here see here pull up next pile in raggedy car you look at you like you're about to eat big car you have been hit enough it was like that my car was ragged oh man oh my god oh it was terrible finally I treated me I couldn't leave a tree they need all the best of the deal oh this is a deal win another tree in my car you crazy right now there's a whole different possible people would get credit together beeping it ain't too sure you know don't even don't even possible you ain't too sure look at every face it walked by their office I mean it's missing the financial look in alright Tony got your paperwork and wait for the lip down that little dragon tail you Oh 2005 BMW x5 tomorrow was terribly I mean you know it's gonna drive it to the to the wheels off I got [Music] [Music] [Music] dragon eBay about daddy I started traveling to those wrecking cars people know about me cuz I I got handed that hand-me-down car you know a brother brother hand-me-down car your father in the grandfather one to keep in the family think it needs helping everybody out you know thanks but no thanks you know thanks for the blessing but no you know I belong to trouble as a kid come all the way up walk you see that car I've been hill club you grew up my first caller Oh 1968 Chevrolet Bel Air something I might not know that look like go to the offense Sounion is right next to the Titanic it's a little bit longer slightly heavier took my nothing sexy my back car they had a bucket seats back in I like today those bench seat from the bed seat the whole family sitting on the bench seat sin that shoulder shoulder that's right just bouncing on a big like a mattress right yet be coordinated as a family it's a non-fan 100 people know my back in the car finally how rad New York are is until they get like oh cool [ __ ] call enough up here they get cold right see when he's warm he's just trying to go [Music] [Music] if you don't have at least one raggedy car and they may move we all get that one regular car neighbor right but it may move the years right Oh Charlie that's right old trying to be good they move either same raggedy car you don't want to write it strong as a mechanic you ever notice mechanic's never have a new car the year they graduated mechanic school that's the same year Carnahan Charlie graduated in 83 at 83 plus right and that cradle to it right and boy that car everyone car and investment second serve as an alarm clock done everyone for the same time Charlie gotta be ringing in 11 we read your card be given extra early right now fact you can land a bed you take it [ __ ] like you any wine W ticket best white why up idiot Betty go get Starla fifth charge of some why why well yes it took eight what's gonna take a fighters time you pull deploy struggles right you need to try to come at the house turn already baby another quiet about a regular car just open the car door sounds like a disaster right you always take at least two or three tries did the real struggle began right [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] now this is me know charlie is fed up with the struggles right here I smoked the neighborhood I think the car makes it easy trying even on this sauce bite man I think believe that's the same car that don't come off right away once you do get it strong is it work raggedy cars thank you thank you [Applause] you reminisce a lot as you get over to R and RIT meniscus teams will battle that bad I don't think the easier now I'm not a huge fan of technology it's okay but most party good to me he's got more cons and pros if it's me it's a just an easy - too easy makes us lazy - yeah we confused loves regular lazy lazy with luxury right ain't gonna do nothin picking up 10 pounds a week [Music] start patrol boat patrol first that was it that's when you started digging it's not so I'm sitting over there time to get them kids ain't around patrols right we got a gator on the troves I do would come change TV and patrol right then you get older things change you love some sleep you realize the true value of a nap and get a little what they look at the sea they come home to sleep I don't like it I don't blame you we've never got to see the day you were clapping for sleep man we were kids that was punishment w the kid write your own app uh-huh come on straight home you want to be in a no TV no dinner or nothing and you grow roll the dough with driving on man you ain't getting on TV all day go ahead bro come on go ahead take a nap now man going out that room I'm serious you do you have a beer when she told me no you sit on the side of the bed scratching complaining like 50 [Applause] stop thinking about people you can't stand at the workplace once again we listen man Stanley gonna be there Stan Stan but you know the police no sick days sleep loss of sleep man all the husband's out there looking old as a man you start making decisions hold the cup see nothing right now you're gonna beat you brother see you see Bali where we get older them young Jitterbugs a young younger walk across town it's right that's fun shame they thought you see the day you'll help me creeping along try not go with you [Music] [Applause] if she can wake up now I think wait sometimes life is not right right life is so back in sometimes one of the times two women but yeah we tell you older than one would be all frisky on we had slowed down oh let me give appeals [Applause] that's what I marry people from many husbands right the husband baek-moo you George how it is example I turn 40 60 Michael turn 47 my last birthday my buddies with my family cheese they get you and Google man won't lemon is where exactly 46 who is the COO we need you late teens early twenties [Applause] it's true that's like life without being too graphic it's almost a pleasure to see each you know always a blessing to see you man people always get caught up in complaining about money with money always about money man I appreciate well you see the icing is buddy hate I hate them yes money man did it man let me take pictures with a bit nothing because I appreciate one two three all right so I appreciate life and life babying it like you do it you know I just think this is what I like to do man make people that haven't enjoyed life you know you know why did you get older you you complain in fact they go up we start to turn into a very own parents don't you see that that you turn to your own folks it we also have you complain faculty we start all-star look like this all time [Music] [Music] [Music] your apology your favorite recipe something said it tonight no good will come here with the church oh no how is it that's our favorite question now you know but now we know the deal of money is we know that it's a kid I know I was eligible back I'm willing hanging out the key every time we went into a store we saw some toys give it a start we had no money you can a person kind of bad you're gonna burn anybody and anything for this bill money people the first side dude bill is now he said dude sending several letters to your house something always come before the check time these bills they look the overhead down right no as far as we tight you got a real plan I was a little movies a day America didn't get approve that thing that's how expensive the movies that become to people [Applause] you trying to bargain yeah okay distel enough military I was into salvation on the ring that Bell you sir Stan oh my god really break your pockets in cooking no no no cheese cheese cheese thank you I try to cut a deal some nachos down on that Chris Rock front of you we don't want to get you suck you thinks gonna get the like $5 for the nacho cheese what in the world [Applause] [Music] that's why I bring my own stuff to the movies that's right this time Christopher that's right that's right yeah boy doing it be in church when you have to do it - really you gotta cut some corners man we all stop that's a that's one of the reason why they start to search everybody bag now they've noticed the decline in concession sales and but for the people fourteen dollars for small Pepsi you know ten we also have them on a Dollar Tree wall breathe yes you better get what we need here bill you get all you need a pamphlet another movie is too expensive that's the scary moment I mean they then living life on the edge like you're trying to sneak drugs past customs you'll see you want to miss it it was just one president what we did when outside food of rehearsing you see the movie I got a bag of gummy bears my sock you see my wall these gummy bears but you make it in there you make it even all your snacks walking in late outside the bag of snacks cause he'll cheer you you really like you look good that's right go bears to read knows everything you excited how are you hope goodies little treats in there you are snack smuggler just reach out you've accomplished some stuff you realize this people up and that's mistake it food to the movie theaters for a very long time letting wave and then we are we got a little gummy bears and to read those in there you hero for you know wait maybe they gotta eat the food in here okay dude on the grill was that down no you all right and you were going to the movies though I guess my favorite pastime especially now especially go right Armel DC kind of my action movie nerd superhero stuff Marvel DC you look both movies right you know they finally came out with the Justice League which is what I remember as the Superfriends Oh fun the Super Friends only with this and the Justice League was that duties to narrate episodes every other so he said the same thing [Music] Baga the Legion of Doom Luthor meanwhile crank me up I enjoyed it can you say father Sonny was take it off at the house of the Lord the Saints black pampas prodigy dude walk under forever champion both when I was a coal act award coal that beats like the the nude is embodies the characters right dizzy I'll always be disabled but Chavez it's definitely coming up quick you know Sammy yeah it's just I thought you couldn't change Brown is my country my brother my sister would not let you come here and take really my Mississippi that's how good he is it's better and glancing the James Brown [Music] Oh Oh and transformers that's another one of my favorite transform and I'm gonna be kid you always seem right now transformers you know oh man they got it right - they're gonna read you know watch so impressed with that franchise I was able to make a vehicle transform into a robot convincingly see technologies really just out of this world now as for our movies I got my own they got it right because easy to do the vengers through the spider-man Superman Batman but to make a vehicle translate to the robot convincingly uh Santa see there's my old eyes and they got it right cause you know I didn't know how you got a record II didn't that's a pump in his prime oh you don't know Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots he's one of the favorite ones haven't bumblebee right um if you're out there trying this opening scene this introductory scene in part one it's a big shiny 18-wheeler coming down that big busy Boulevard high being the one cars let's move down this way making room for Optimus Prime this is the introduction he's coming at me wrong if you want to or Sam one of the characters everything bumblebee stop lubricating the man taking the kitchens up bad ooh get out of the car I'm right there they got it right now indicate bumblebee the voice of Katt Williams out to be boots on hold we must attack right now you know my big time and you couldn't get the ladies get all messed up painter now where are you gonna make me a Camaro I said with an Eldorado it is big until you take in the fool yes yes yes yes [Music] so be able to black because you let that the person is some you plan because that you can't Williams without cursing how'd he do that person so no cat wins yeah yeah you know you can do it without person oh yeah movies love the movies man love traveling around watching movies watch movies at home so anyway before 2040 got any questions I do that sometime you know this is this beautiful magnificent deception my high right here this my I will say oh man talk all day was a kid know there's a kid over talking all the time snatch me from here with totally you know the owner they got ears all the class found in school up in class now I would I grew up in one of those families listen to Richard Pryor albums every weekend yeah I know rich brown was another one he still he's the king of secular comedy anyway you know Sam and he did this thing he one of the few comedians out there that really exposed all his being on stage right I think's a lot of courage to do smoke my mother mom Lisa listen to rich briar from every weekend there's Sydney to my room I was in room and I was in the next room over they said go your room like sound didn't travel it's already day I'm right there deep down I would ever think about the curse words went to school already not good school walking in late mr. Llewellyn doesn't realize it's a little bunny late see me to the office again you know but no tell these man so besides me you know love music me you hurt make up into the old school also I don't even remember that's not like you can groove me today right I see today you could brew the music it was second or do still sector but it was fun good good harder they keep you take the rack will smell a face if it doesn't in here yeah y'all mean words you don't say it nobody got shot women were called derogatory names no racist stuff here about 17 good time in one room old house party you know you know really good you can play it in church I wouldn't go away that had you not been in play miniatures write some music back they pass it come on today the tens together for me pastor Tony Parker now we can always flip the works with everything music now today I can't get into that stuff it is just oh it is so counterproductive you know the main it is you can't tell me nothing positive they rap about you know how appreciate if they were having some positive you don't say we will conscious back in the day right I mean you know sandy I mean you know even before our own food what I always will be hip-hop in an 80s head you know James Brown apartment gate tells everybody what's going on right and we communicated that way now look don't get me wrong there's no brand of music that gospel music in church you know the music for God but it's socially music back in the day they were keeping us abreast of things we communicate they were conscious not even wrapped in rap started they can't make a fight the power we gotta fight the powers that be self-destruction you had to go self-destruction that song is very relevant today very real right if something think about it yourself now this new stuff [Music] the world they face what is that normally it was in some that was on it they say the same thing almost kind of old now same thing you go to a studio and way studio time for read one thing y'all gather round this will be a hip I said what she wanted actually clothes just to write the same line it's a [ __ ] man can't get into it you know we didn't even need music what do you use a bit of the turntables nothing all we needed was a live microphone and our mouth primarily us fellas cuz we can rock the whole party when I'm out just grab the microphone and take the whole party with [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] we party we don't cause trouble we don't have a body we're just [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] no drugs nothing only good time mm-hmm these have changed their save a start reflecting a lot of little kids we had fun went outside to play gives open outside of the wall again technology I got a little nephews cousins 20 all the mail to Cal yeah one little female cousins run around the arrest of all boys young boys - and at the most influential stage so I always have following trying to have fun that I'm that one of your favorite uncles I like to wrestle with them and I've been playing around with everything trying to get up inside we saw empty field the whole town with the field football Cup football right sometimes it wouldn't always it won't always good to play on the playground you know sometimes kids won't be first evidently first first something good to be first of the kid I learned it listeth real good one day I was born good seven years old or something when out there BAM nobody's on the playground get my slack more first not realizing her son have been beaten for three hours [Music] you're gonna meet just this little that's right how wait to mix them looking when to go outside go so we playing outside you tell the kid to go outside now yeah recess they'll burn no calories if you've nothing back then they really had one little fat doing they would I think I want skinny do [ __ ] what do kids doing eating each other he take a head count somebody visit five-year-old 275 just breathe breathe [Music] shadow stress of a six-year-old ma'am today we're close specifically for outside didn't wait time fair say going it really what close three years ago oh good way to get outside to play video just wonder we just made up stuff to play just happen to be out there yeah could make no sense at all everything it it or tag you're it right we just gonna get to make it right goodnight no system think about it it was all psychologically that's what so I just touched you said use it you believe use it nobody knew what it was you just knew you didn't want to be it that's my touch you and say you it you'll run to the ends of the earth to be hidden even today you'll upset to the point of Tears what is wrong with you why are you crying let's roll baby I'll pay the game income on a house be ready within it even it's a 73 when I get away from me Oh fun we're oh man I'll tell you I'm 46 I'll play the game tonight so then we leave us anything's coming out you ready today st. Louis police look hey chief that disturbance looks like a policeman hit everything oh my god a citywide damn it it'll make news but that would be some good news to look at they can't didn't say those they need to grow up but they have a flaw that's right past I have a fine I'm fine kids it was fun though until it came time for the spanking so better yet be teased Yeah right yuck out of two that's right Kate Kate spirit rock can't spare society society now they're all about sparing the rod these kid whose name I'm going to school shooting everybody sad right yeah that's crazy isn't he tail if you can see how kids ain't getting spanking and beatings like we used to but they work around their pants around their knees and ankles now in a right path will harder to be undressed hey what my pain is all down there already on drips I can't stand it either he's dead over sad stuff here's my single cross between to speed up [Music] yes it's right we really get raised by the village definitely the most traumatized is thinking was the one you got from another kids parent oh we're at all of those troubles happily this never coming it is you never coming you had to do a son you were supposed to like climb the tree some awesome day mama miss Evelyn hitches you know I am miss Evelyn 1402 dancing room [Music] maybe you put these the beaches hometown on a roll bone she get a bit too much into it one of them falling up man you still roll an SPG two years tech support [Applause] oh I saw you in a public speaking that Hamid whooping now the regular theme back today to hopefully whip it sounds like a feels like a spanking of these in the park we dragged down street back there they arrived finally you can either bust apart mine always happen at the grocery store on a crowded Saturday morning people three I overheard my head expected he can do it or we didn't find me crying a previous Alcorn going down my face yeah I'm crying to get nutrition obscene I'm gonna tell you why a lot of us got the grocery store spanking this because all of us want to be big boys and big girls and push the grocery cart all by ourselves that's one of the best feelings of Independence what as a kid you miss Ronnie hits your father in the back of the egg too many oh that was a guaranteed beating right there guarantee right you want some cereal come on I get some cereal they said Nancy - we have a spanking going on five get there now she's caring about that was B that's me I must think it's lasted longer than it really should have I didn't know it was prolong in the spanking but you know come on you know fellow survivors unless we start getting testosterone in our bloodstream you're maintaining no testosterone that's we do some strengthening muscle tone start getting facial hair yes right that's me your grandmother's on my team mmm-hmm Stan you sneeze yeah oh yeah yeah I'll smell myself this day coming in spanked me I'm like you know what I'm gonna take all the links is your stop your soul - for the first few weeks [Applause] you pull the pins not the lamp in your face Lord Jesus don't let me laughing this boyfriend's face missions ever since that last night [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] we do not make that worse for me I tried to run but then and the rose this time boy y'all be miss man you know we do it with that that's your buddy but you know we didn't know any pennies kids we just knew we were young man is before me people not realizing was only like 29:38 I'm full of you but when you six seven eight that's oh oh my god fluid on my knees I'm fast like things we did know as kids we didn't know that long ladies way better than short legs you know weeks 50 steps it's a fine no time hard on a corner will be finished stretching she pulled a strap down my wig oh boy liquid you took off this ended up being the longest beating I've ever had in my life from the first step I made it seem like everything just turned slow-motion didn't matter where I ran it did about how hard I ran that strap happened in my foot I'll never forget it it was a cold cold December Sunday football I felt like a running back in an NFL field [Music] [Music] [Music] take your soil it's NewSpring church say in this dealership resume of all of you still getting to the audience cover Brittany I love you all and thank you [Applause]

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Length: 72min 56sec (4376 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 24 2018