Holt’s Final Battle with Wuntch - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

- Wow, that speech would have been amazing. I had to look up what a toilet ghost was. - Uh, yes, I took a trip to Korea just to research a new Wuntch insult. In fact it's been a motivation for most of my international travel. - Mm. - So you guys are friends now? - Uh, yes, it seems we have a great deal in common. - Well, one thing. both: Hating Wuntch. [both laughing] I read him the obituary I wrote for her, but the "Times" wouldn't publish it. It had too many obscenities. - And I read him my all caps speech. - And I loved it. It was like poetry. - Madeline smelled like dog crap. - Raymond convinced me the best way to get back at Wuntch is to make sure he doesn't get fired. Also I'm just gonna chisel a penis onto her headstone. - And I'm gonna watch. [both laughing] - Please take your seats. - Well, uh, time for me to go make a tear-jerker of a speech. - Hey, I thought of the best hashtag to post with my photo of the grave penis. - I'm not on board with that friendship. - Yeah, there's something weird about that guy. Hey, when did he say he got kicked off the force? - Eight years ago. - That doesn't add up. He said Wuntch sent him to guard the Ebola doctor. Wasn't that six years ago? - Yeah. - Oh, my God. Wuntch sent him to destroy Holt. - Good afternoon. On this sad day, I'd like to say a few words about Commissioner Wuntch. Madeline smelled like dog crap. I'm sorry. I--I don't know what-- From a sick dog. [laughs] Adam, what are you doing? - I'm showing everyone your true colors, Raymond Holt. - ...will not soon be forgotten Trick or Treaters will dress like her for generations. - Hey! - Diaz, delete all the videos. [glass cracking] - Deleted. - It's over. - Yeah, for you. Everyone who's anyone in NYPD just saw you for your true self. Your career is ruined, Ray-Ray. - Who are you? Why are you doing this? - I'm Madeline Wuntch's nephew. She sent me here to carry out the final phase of her master plan, and now it's all over. Wait, why are you smiling? - Because, Adam, this isn't the real memorial. It's all a ruse. - What? - Yeah, what? - I knew Wuntch had one final trick up her sleeve. I didn't know what it was, so I had to be prepared for anything. This whole thing was staged. None of these people are real mourners. They're not even in the NYPD. - You hired actors? - Worse. They're members of local improv troupes, and they did it for "the exposure." - This has been a blast, but we have to go start a flash mob at the Freedom Tower. Oh, check out our YouTube channel. - No. Sit down. - I have to hand it to you, Adam. You almost fooled me, but no other man could possibly have what Wuntch and I had. We were star-crossed haters. - Whatever. I still inherit half her estate just for trying this. - Cool. Who gets the other half of every child's nightmares? - I love it, Rosa. Great work all day.

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Id: gXE-LTKdNqA

Length: 2min 40sec (160 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 12 2020