High School Teacher Reacts to Students Being Smart A**es

hey youtube i'm mr terry high school history teacher welcome back to another history teacher reacts video all right today i'm hoping for something a little bit light-hearted because this video is called students being smart asses all right i have a sense of humor as a teacher and i appreciate my students that have a sense of humor and i'm hoping we can get a little bit of that because hey school interaction interactions don't always have to be just down to business because humor is a life skill too all right this original video link is going to be down below check this out it's my channel called memelian and it's a couple years old it's over five million views so i'm hoping we got a good collection i'll let you know what i think of these jokes hopefully you might think it's entertaining to see what a teacher thinks of students being smart asses all right let's get started [Music] [Music] all right i already see we have a humorous situation we have some kind of frog head looking thing on like a rottweiler or doberman body oh gosh where is this going here we go like the video and subscribe right now or froggo will be in your room tonight do not write your essay on this page your essay classic classic he wrote your essay bob has 36 candy bars he eats 29. what does he have now what why would you diabetes mom has diabetes true true i don't know there's a part of me that would love to write some questions on a test usually history questions don't have these like real world problem things like like uh story problems and math but if i was a writer i would totally do this kind of stuff and uh i think that would be funny but who the heck is writing somebody eating 29 candy bars i think that's a great response good job tc hale right examples i have an army we have a hulk that's that's not even creative is the best lame joke i'm going to give i'm going to give we're going to keep it simple i don't want to go through a huge numbering system we got thumbs up jokes and thumbs down jokes your essay when you wrote your essay that's like mid-tier that's kind of lazy um the diabetes that's definitely a thumbs up that last one no no thumbs down not funny to overpopulation support your argument with examples okay good question the hunger games okay 100 years from now i will be 107 years old i hope someday that i will own 100 footballs and 100 bills i never wish to earn 100 ponies or 100 unicorns 100 years from now i hope to be dead really that's just like pessimistic for a kid that's what seven years old he's like i just hope to be dead you know what i i feel you i feel you but i'm gonna give you a thumbs up on that one all right math problems are the best ones what is that that mean lady that's like what didn't know the math problems that he or she didn't know the math problem so they just drew like what see i i appreciate it if you're if you're all right if you just can't do the answer and i would love if you tried on your test but if you're not you might as well do something creative and funny to make some kind of impression i appreciate the attempt because it leads an attempt at something even if it's an attempt at humor let's go for it of the week directions write as many words with the same pattern you see k truck buck tuck f word if i mean okay if you are writing this question how are you not assuming that if you're going to be graded on how many you can do somebody is going to put the f word that is just i just think that's that's evil if you're not going to accept the f word in this don't write this question so i hope this person got full credit what [Music] i hope that person got there is the answer what is the question please write a square over b square wait wait wait wait wait wait chin please write a square over b square okay that's like somewhere in the middle that last one was up up this is like it's a little bit lazy it's a little bit late please write any overall comments about this course or instructor not covered above if i had teacher of you live i'd spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity got him that is a pretty rehashed joke but it does make good sense in this i've heard this joke many times but it's pretty good based on if that person had never heard that joke before or whatever i'm giving it a thumbs up construct a banana car he wrote his own question take this test oh sorry if you don't making this attempt i i don't know do you let this kid retake a test you gotta at least if you if you are playing saying that you want to retake the test you better try to make a rectangle you at least know what a rectangle is right mr banana car but i do appreciate the banana car there that's mid-tier [Music] write a new ending to cinderella oh okay more and the prince and cinderella lived happily ever after i like this two years later cinderella died of a phillips foot two years later cinderella died of athlete's foot of all the things i would i would i was like the last thing i was expecting of this you sir or ma'am you get a thumbs up 07's salute for the death and the the the cinderella you died of athlete's foot you deserve a salute there you go that's pretty good oh no hello it's me i was wondering if i could get a grade above an e [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah props to the teacher props to the teacher for appreciating the dolphin man or the man dolphin props to that teacher would i go to this far as me teacher i'm not giving everyone points for that but maybe i give this guy a shout out i don't know well done subtract 30 minus 20 equals 10. true show your work 20 plus 8 equals 28. i used my fingers i mean show your work like how else do you show your work if it's like a long division problem i use my fingers i i think that works i i would give it to him how else are you going to show your work i don't even see it's a joke i just see it as an answer to the question it's not going to get cat i worry about my kid i see my cat i'm sad when i don't see my cat my responsibility is my cat [Music] how would you make a marriage work tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a dump truck [Music] where the kids think of this stuff like i can't have too much to have heard that before it's a little kid looking like a dump truck i sure hope this is not something this child is hearing their parents dad goes in and there's a fight and he's like oh yeah karen you look like a dump truck top tier top tier joke solid solid marriage right there choices example i argue with my parents inference this shows i am gangster okay now arguing with your parents as a gangster come on you gotta argue with something else that's just lame everyone argues with their parents thumb down jokes you see she's getting angry you felt that feeling too describe a time when you felt really angry alright what it depends on when this was if this was like in the 90s maybe early 2000s i'd give it this could have an array of thumbs down to thumbs up okay about how old is your grandfather 55 500 dead that's all you think of similar things similar between children and adults one likes to drink wine like one likes to drink juice and they both happen to be human not wrong technically not wrong grace well done girl [Music] brainstorm verbs what do you like to do with your friends and family i like to move it move it i like to move it okay to move it move it i like to move it draw a picture of what you will look like in 100 years in 100 years i will be in a casket warren r.i.p yeah what okay what on earth why would you write this if this is a real thing why would you do that of course if you're 100 you're probably going to be dead do they want to just to draw an old person if that was the case i would do it like 80 or 90 not a hundred so warren you're just simply answering things this isn't even a joke this is just realistic the diagram below best illustrates [Music] theory of evolution b darwin's theory of evolution c r malthus's principles what kind of a lot of those real theory about past changes e giraffes are heartless creatures no no because the the tiny giraffe he couldn't reach so he's not going to survive the tiny giraffes aren't going to survive they are going to be selected by nature to die out darwin this is what he would say this is why there aren't the small neck giraffes they can't survive i mean unless they have a social con construct for the giraffes that they can pull down the leaves and give them to their little ones which i'm sure would happen if it's a mommy and a baby so i don't know is this the baby giraffe or is this an adult draft with a small neck i can't say it but either way giraffes are heartless creatures no matter what thumbs up do we call the science of classifying living things racism [Music] not wrong before you read some atoms share electrons and become more stable describe a situation in which people share something and everyone benefits communism ayy [Music] that's just lazy that's just lazy it's not creative enough calm down still reproduce with only one testicle no girls don't find that [ __ ] nice try see i can i can appreciate that humor thumbs up i mean i think you could still i would want to get the point anyways i'd say yes you could because there's enough blank blank blank and then add that at the end that's what i would have done so you can get the points and make a funny okay i like that he got a half point of a chinese immigrant in 1870 and write a letter home describing your experiences it sucks your contributions and experiences in the west [Music] oh my god okay we're ready chinese first off is this like some kind of mandarin or chinese second off what does this say i want to know i think this is brilliant thumbs up [Music] fill in the solutions directions read each of the problems and come up with a solution for each one problems you fell on the playground and scratched your howie solutions get up and deal with it i agree thumbs up you man fought the fire the muscular hot firemen fought the fire quickly [Music] would you rather be stuck on a street all alone or with one person you hate why i would rather be on an island with someone i hate so i have something to eat that is not a bad answer that is that is smart logic right there thumbs up right [Music] so i wonder i want your feedback on this is this somebody that's truly just trying to be funny or they truly don't under understand the math concept if you do this stuff i want to know because i wasn't creative enough to do this i don't think when i was a kid uh if you want to call creator but i was wasn't that ballsy to do that kind of stuff i wanted to get the answer right so tell me there because this is either someone being quite dumb or just an edgy edge lord featured comments ooh what do we got weird name me has depression mammalian you picked the wrong house full if you want to be featured in the next video use hashtag dangerous [Music] how many days are in a week seven how many months are in a year twelve seconds is this number even or odd 68 even how do you know because i'm smart [Music] i'm somewhere between mid and up up up thumb that's just arrogance right there we'll just go ahead and give him a thumb up it's all right of course tony practices a piano 20 minutes every day it's not a cause effect he is a big [Laughter] nerd amy has 30 pennies which child has more money bobby how do you know show your thinking [Music] wait was he saluting your thinking is he doing what we do in our community [Music] just for that alone that's a thumbs up absolutely trip homework what was your favorite part of the show trip homework no favorite part of the show but i like the bus ride draw a picture of your favorite part the bus dog [ __ ] 10 words i can spell writer 10 words i can spell right r octopus 7 2 mid a pig is a pig until it becomes a bacon heck yeah hurry what tennis what where hate i don't get it explain write an example of a risk this no lazy miranda can't see anything when she looks down her microscope suggest one reason why not she is blind [Music] it's making me cough but laugh she's blind she can't see it's [Music] where was the american declaration of independence signed at the bottom extra credit they're not wrong mid-tier though what is the strongest force on earth love [Music] tapeworms we gotta appreciate [Music] ugly ugly [Music] marcus is the strongest kid in second grade like that he used to lift 12 pounds now he can lift 97 pounds oh how much more can he lift now marcus is on stairway yeah exactly good point what is the definition of p e m d a s m dash please excuse my dope ass swag wait these excuse me thumb [Music] yes please not clever the first cells were probably teachers writing tests you need to assume these things when you write the test already said it you need to be more careful if they make it funny you might have to do something i know it's inappropriate but you walked into it very lonely to convert from kilocalories to calories you remove kilo how many autosomal chromosomes exist in an embryo that's a secret what is pc this is just used to analyze stands of dna pretty cool rabbits see me after class mid-tier you've been visited by thinking monkey you will be blessed with good grades and smarts but only if you comment what you're thinking monkey thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos all right i want to know what your favorite was let's recap one all right like i told you at the beginning i can appreciate some student humor humor is a life school life skill at school and it can take you at least somewhere you can be funny and it makes you more likeable that way nevertheless though i can appreciate that and there was some good creative stuff especially because a lot of those seemed like they were from like elementary age school kids where it's like i don't know if they're actually being a smart ass or they're just being literal either way it i think it makes it even more funny especially when they're young and i applaud all the young kids there if they were showing that kind of creativity at that young of an age you're going far kid all right hopefully you liked what we're doing here um again i'm mr terry a high school history teacher i do lots of history videos out here but i've also been reacting to historical jokes and teacher related jokes um here's the videos ending i'll try to put some other videos you might like if you liked this video original video link was in the description you can check that out support the original creators and with that we'll see you next time bye [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Mr. Terry History

Views: 600,745

Keywords: react, history, teacher, jokes, memes

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Length: 21min 4sec (1264 seconds)

Published: Tue May 24 2022