History Teacher Reacts to Cyanide and Happiness History Jokes!

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invention okay fire wheel [Music] [Applause] like he was the angry guy or something [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i was actually trying to it was be hilarious [Applause] they're still doing [Music] it made it it made it to modern history and they're like nascar in it oh my god um i don't think okay i have no historical backing by the way i still have a cough sorry um i can hear it a lot today i don't have any historical context that that was actually original deals i thought it was to uh to to you know uh to use for transportation to peel or have pulled by you know animals for transportation of trade maybe i was wrong i might have been wrong completely i might have to change this my whole lesson plans going forward okay okay settle down thank you all for coming i called this meeting because there's some seriously weird stuff happening in the cave of course i'm talking about this babies this thing fell out of my wife i didn't put it up there so who did was it you jeff you ever wonder like steve what they thought of the first child well i don't think it climbed up there on its own was it rival clans bunch of unfamiliar [ __ ] sneaking into our cave and depositing these squirmy-ass dum-dums up in our women at night and we murder anyone we don't know during the day with rocks that's right steve we bash them with rocks hard to sneak into a cave when your head's been bashed into a meat suit by a big-ass rock no offense daryl oh gosh daryl is it the sun did we make the sun mad is that why it goes away at night jeff do you know steve allen hmm maybe it's something they ate jeff your wife dropped one of these goofy ass wigglers what's she been eating that's wigglers mastodon well i've been eating mastodon for as long as i can remember and not a single drooling doofus has ever slithered out of my pee hole go ahead steve uh uh so my wife did one of those soft-headed goobers and we kept it and eventually it it was me but a small me and super stupid but with like my face and hair it's over there is it the sun alan it's always the sun you're a goddamn genius yes it's always the sun back in oh god they're gonna eat them bye-bye little me they're eating the babies okay daryl you tell the sun thanks but no thanks from all of us then come on back down first offerings [Music] and having learned how to defeat the tiny invaders humanity was free to flourish okay bye [Music] this is like a funny concept if you think about if like whoever had the first shy i i don't know i mean the first to explain children um like that that was hilarious though they're like did it come from the sun like a smaller copy of me and it's stupid that was genius yeah i'm putting this all into my history lesson my ancient history lesson i got to do [Music] the execution [Applause] i didn't even know they made animated versions what did he do [Music] i said it is never a dull moment [Music] wait i didn't mean to say that that's actually how most executions there were they weren't for political or religious differences back then stupid jokes poke signals okay he's brilliant brilliant form of communication in the old days good luck you know the lewd you know they know they were sending lewd messages teenagers in ancient times two feathers did you signal our neighbors about the approaching war party like i asked he's like no it's too late it's too late dude you ruined it come on [Music] call the naughty police on him land hoe all right pirates that was that was funny though that was really funny it's just like thinking kids are the same everybody's the same no matter what time period using whatever technology they can right to do the naughty things i guess all right uh we got some mermaids [Music] by the way where did like mermaid mythology come from it was a completely just made up straight out of fiction it was one of those things that was like a mythology and they made its way to books let me know in the comments [Music] it's like a really good swimmer there's the mermaids even though they're only human on the top and fish on the bottom oh gosh that was i did not see that one coming i did not see that one coming all right what was this one called did not see that one coming though renaissance man part one okay like davinci or what pope his dentures are in holy water blessed [Music] employee of the month [Music] i was supposed to michelangelo's brand [Music] michelangelo there's a lot of there's a lot of nudity back here like the renaissance artists like uh like like michelangelo in them um they were criticized heavily in their day for their you know showing so much like nudity remember they're inspired by ancient greek and roman artists painted prolifically with nudity and putting that stuff into like churches and all that was for its time again very very uh controversial and there were times like different popes that covered that stuff up if those ever heard about like the statues and stuff but they would put leads on the genitals and all that again they did that at different times because they thought it was profane [Music] [Music] the [ __ ] random sounds [ __ ] oh god hold on that's why he's a ninja turtle [Music] the apple we go newton okay isaac newton [Music] idea that's the theme i'm getting make out with stuff oh okay wait is that is there an allegation about that that that uh uh newton stole the like his gravity i need to learn more about that i don't know i'm going to create my legacy henry ford or [Music] model t oh what how okay so that makes sense that's how it happened so he got you know interfere got dumped on by a large car and he's like this is so heavy and uh and looks so complicated i'm going to mass produce cars for the common man by combining interchangeable parts and assembly line production we'll mass-produce them and it started though with it coming on his head okay got to change that bless my industrial revolution great deals on big front oh dude i love those big guys those why aren't they back why were those invented they're obviously absurd but i want one of the huge front tire bikes let's gonna trade it i want some big wheeled wagons [Music] the cutoff is oh no [Music] that's awful he cut off his back boobs [Music] four horse world's greatest detective thank you all for joining me here after my investigation i have to juice that's a murderer that could be no one of you but rather all of you [Music] doctor it was you who supplies the anesthetic that was then applied to madame magdalene's monogram have got jeff which was used to render the victim unconscious once the victim was wounded unconscious the rest of you proceeded to step the victim with monsieur baptist's knife each of you dropping something in your action monsieur pen madame rose your brooch monsieur jean ashes from your cigarette and once your lefou is your passport and now that i have discovered you i trust you all to turn yourselves in when the train reaches this station now [Music] wow murder suicide by the world's greatest detective you shouldn't have done that in the confines of the train what am i a detective [Music] don't give it away until you're safe okay if you know who the killer is cowboy funeral [Music] this one wheel guy you see this you see the big wheel guy in the back left yeah this one's for you you was the best during cow poke in this here territory whatever poked a cow black guy tic tacs attacks yeah on text was the best viking too see you wondering my bridge text tex was the bravest goddamn astronaut i ever had the pleasure of serving with you and the stars well i reckon it's time where's text what text back that's a viking cowboy astronaut cowboy funeral horse on fire the boat for viking funeral [Music] he's going to space okay hey when i die this is what i want to happen i want i want this i want this this funeral descending on epic eu space biking cowboy [Music] i will salute that the tragedy oh titanic oh it's jack and rose they're gonna show how he easily could have fit on the piece of wood that she was hogging us air hockey [Music] oh get her back get her back oh no one let's go oh they're getting into it oh no oh dominating it air hockey on the titanic 52-1 he keeps going jack [Music] flipping [Music] we got to remake the titanic movie now tell us your story rose take us meant the back of my life on that vessel a young boy by the name of jack i beat that [ __ ] 52 too [Music] all right this was a great compilation uh let's talk about it all right that was awesome that was an awesome collection i love this stuff i've been covering these uh these like collections of history jokes recently and you guys have really been liking them a couple family guy ones a uh simpsons one um this has been fun stuff so this was great too i totally had forgotten about cyanide happiness look at that back in like high school or college or something and um to see them come back and that they're making these these compilations or compilations and there's history ones i love that stuff it's so funny and so awesome anyway let me know which which one you thought was the funniest um if you want me to keep covering this kind of stuff let me know and i'm always in need of good like funny like funny compilations and funny history stuff i like to cover that too to cover a lot of the serious stuff of course on this channel but we gotta use history to you know do funny things as well so anyway you can let me know down in the comments or better yet come over to our discord server there's a link down below and come over hang out a lot of people that's actually the best place to get video suggestions to me because they get video suggestions channel over there and it puts it all together nicely so check that stuff out that's honestly the best way you want to get a video board server free it's fun links down below as well as other things my gaming channel other fun history things going on over there again thanks to upstart for uh sponsoring today's video and again 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Channel: Mr. Terry History

Views: 46,025

Keywords: react, history, cyanide and happiness, compilation

Id: MdxkOXezwdM

Length: 19min 45sec (1185 seconds)

Published: Fri May 27 2022