HECK | Bear Simulator

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to bear simulator the game where you can be the best bear that you ever wanted to be and hopefully live out your life and find salmon and hibernate a long time and then attack an oscar-winning actor when he's lost in the woods as a fur trapper that's a topical oh my goodness am i standing on my hind legs oh this is amazing oh this is incredible I I honestly don't know oh right I got an achievement I am do bear I am bear I am Baron I am swipe Klaus what is that over there oh hello common grub yes please I snapped on the common grub wow there's nothing like goat simulator this is actually honestly truly me as a bear and it's pretty incredible oh it's so delightful food yay oh is that a Paul or is that berry red apple nevermind I was wrong on both accounts this is legitimately just a bear simulator uh I have a feeling that things are gonna go weird ah the noble bear stalks his prey the common pond duck let me get down and crawl poison you'll never see me coming you'll never know ah I had you I was gonna swoop at you don't soif away oh I lost my one chance to make a waterfowl friend okay a mark left by it I thought that said goober at first never mind ability smell one required well how do I get smell one oh that's how I could smell 100 duck dip dive dodge and duck oh my goodness how do I get Wow I need intelligence of eleven is that what a Wow oh my god it's legitimately bear simulator this is incredible reach for the skies how do I do that oh okay apparently bears I uh this has got to be the dopiest looking bear just walking on his hind legs with paws outstretched but you know what I'm not gonna question it because after all oh hello I didn't know that I was going for a dive it's not giving me a lot of instructions I mean I can only ponder that I need to do what bears do which is fine food find a mate Maul someone in the woods and then snatch picnic baskets put out forest fires I honestly don't know how it bears tube in the woods besides poop and I'm pretty sure this game wouldn't have me poop everywhere would it hello 25 intelligence needed to eat I'm too stupid I'm too stupid to eat this well I can't fit my jaws around it's just too too much for my mortal mind to comprehend oh my poor bareness what is this what even maybe it's too stupid well I mean if I was stupid I would eat the things you're coming from night ahh Oh Oh who's what now I defeated the dreadful pawn duck ha ha ha I gained your swim powers apparently I don't know how that works are you a bun bun bun bun got add I died get ready you better run run you better run oh you better run run bun bun yeah yeah I'm trying too bad at you ha ha ha tan rabbit has been defeated defeated the demoralizing Dan rabbit what did he insult me as he went along I'm no tortoise ain't gonna give me oh I just ate them all in one gulp this game is literally not figuratively not silly-billy like a lot of other simulator games this is legitimately like gyro bear simulator right here there's been an odd number of requests for me to play Euro Truck Simulator and frankly I don't want to spend 12 hours driving a truck all the way across Europe hello hmm do I get to devour some humans some humans their intrusion oh hello Oh another bun bun is he gonna get away no he's not it's definitely not oh those sound effects well sorry buddy but uh the faster apparently is a bear and I'm going to win I got a claw upgrade cool oh wow it looks so much different than the last one I can only assume into the flicks twice more dim someone just left a veggie pizzas a new higher bond oh this is very fortunate for a bear I hit a couple slices of pizza oh okay well this makes life a lot easier if I just steal bear cub spotted in area no signs of larger bears is present be cautious and do not travel alone I'll keep that in mind I'll let my other bear friend know there's a missing bear baby hello I'm undone you better keep keep your hand right where I can see them cuz I'm keeping mine right up by my face tonight murder is the intent and whoa hey hey come here you come here hey hey hey come on hey come on let's not be ridiculous here friggin can you can you not you bill bun bastard where'd you go oh you're stuck by the river oh that was just sad that it was a fight right up until that point when he realized that he couldn't swim police warning recent reports of unidentified people or large animals sighted here please use caution report any suspicious behavior to three well uh did someone draw boobs or eyeballs they're remarkably similar Jax party house jack god damn and I'm trying to have a good time here being a bear stop partying open everyone no fishing from the structure no alcohol will suck it no open fires of barbecues and no firearms or dangerous weapons I'm bringing my cat please King up Woon leaving oh I don't want to kill a cat what's that in there I don't want to murder a cat Oh No yeah did someone leave another pizza out here oh my goodness they did hello cheese pizza was that say huh uh what I learned in boating school is oh that's reference to SpongeBob correct so depop thick and chunky just what you want from a gravy soda ah mix beverage it's just what the kids put out like you know that game you play when you put everything on the table into one drink I lost my Rastafarian hat how am I supposed to jam now if anyone finds it call me I think I lost it at the beach oh I'll help you out on that one mark left by a pig are you sure are you sure are you a hundred percent sure are you just being insulting to all humans all right couple slices of pizza more gravy soda for no particular reason and what else Oh a hot top yes too bad you can't enjoy a baseball game without freaking everybody out oh okay I think this game is getting a little more to kill us now oh no I'm so adorable oh my goodness I am bestbear you have app come back here I want to get you I need your water fowl in my belly is gonna say but that'd be a little weird never mind oh what's this it's a dry grub you give me intelligence do I get a nose upgrade yes I get another ability oh how do I get down there do i smash through hey yeah okay I don't know how to get in there but I found a dry grub and I do have smell one so if I wanted to I could go back is that gravy soda oh yeah it's gravy soda great got the mixed beverage of deliciousness I'm gonna go see what's in that weird complex over there oh no public stay out NP no problem come here ha ha chicken butt ah why was there just a chicken sitting around here girl ate it up please these don't give me intelligence but there's gotta be something else around here hello is this how are you why their dead body around here is there flies hanging around a corpse that I should be worried about how am I gonna be implicated for bear murder I mean I swear I didn't know leo who's just trying to film a movie in my woods I was just trying to help I was giving him a big encouragement hug about those Oscars yeah yeah okay all right think I spot another grub over here oh no that's a marking I don't know if I can smell that one damn it smell to my smeller just ain't good enough hello tee-hanks Oil Co I don't know what that what is I don't a thermos absolutely oh there's a okay I guess we're moving on I don't know okay oh there's a lot of smells around here smells that I won't be able to smell how old I be able to do anything that's why an alligator please come below the platform for a special guest dinner you're invited Ali Ali Ali alligator alligator oh okay oh by a gopher terrible about that dinner invitation friends I believe the alligators a foul intentions go for Mary okay oh man where were people just rubbing their asses all over this to spread messages guys I was invited to dinner by alligators I think they welcomed me as one of their own great spelling they're Donald Duck you're doing fantastically hello we're gonna fight oh oh oh oh oh I didn't know if I was supposed to fight you I did how was I supposed to know I've killed everything up into this point wow you are murdering me we'll all my goodness ha ha why is my right hand not hitting aah close one no I was out him am i dead I was dude aah I got knocked out but a mysterious force wreckage good me I'm back at Maidan this ball I had that my right hand wasn't connecting this is a load of bull zero out of ten on this bear accuracy for its swiping mechanics it's a load of crap and I would know I'm a bear I produce Oh's okay ah gotcha it's y-q right yeah let's go whoa hello hi uh bro I don't want to mess with you but I'm just gonna eat you up okay you stay there though okay goodbye sir be careful friends I think a bear lives here hey I don't take too kindly to that go for Mary oh okay I guess we're gonna upgrade my bear bed to get bear better bear night to sleep cuz the one thing my bear worries about is his lumbar support when he's sleeping he needs a he's a huh tempur-pedic mattress so he kids a Big Sleep shut up everybody I'm try I spent the weekend with Wade the puns are coming no matter what hello ru you're nothing I should just move on because there's a brand new area with lies actually honestly it's delightful in rather gorgeous but I'm wondering if there oh hello is this bear the militant Mary gopher am I about to storm the gates of it or maybe there's another dead or something I mean that seems like a zombie apocalypse type barrier or something for a river maybe there's a dry riverbed oh hello who are you what is going on oh my god that's gorgeous except it's not oh wow civilization is legitimately like a standoff it's for a war excuse me I'm just gonna go around the barricades Barry effect AHA barricades get in ha ha there better be something very watch out for wolf boys they cray well I'm just gonna take a few minutes to process the understanding of that what is this that's stamen there which was totally bonkers hi how's it going no trespassing top-secret military research compound use of deadly force well good job telling everybody there's a top-secret compound at least you're gonna kill them before they actually get away with that knowledge smell be careful friends this whole area omits a bad or odd really it's the menacing fog slash dust storm called dust valley well I was right on the nose that one my keen bear sense is getting to me ooh can I read this nope wolf boys wow so the wolf boys do the wolf boys walk on their hind legs and shoot guns at my face because that would be the only threatening thing here oh hello hi oh it's a wolf boy he's rabid he looks like a Corgi oh God oh ah he's too time run run well I got one else oh sorry wolf boy I wasn't ready for you oh my god no oh some tells me I shouldn't have done that well I got knocked out but a mysterious force rescued me well I think that's it in this video this is oddly fun like it takes itself just seriously enough to be a reputable bear simulator which is what I've always wanted out of a gaming experience but yet it has the delightful lightheartedness of a true experience of bareness that I believe all pairs have so that's all I'm gonna do for now little even has weather simulation how incredible this game has it all so thank you everybody so much for watching you can find this game on Steam uh I really have nothing else to say about it so say words for me let me know what you think of it came in the comments below and thank you again everybody for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye Oh okay big balls big blue balls priority alert one big blue ball alert

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 5,591,966

Rating: 4.9552507 out of 5

Keywords: bear simulator, heck, bear simulator markiplier, bear simulator gameplay, bear, simulator game, simulation, markiplier, funny, funny moments, bear simulator funny moments

Id: gNB9Q-Y4AwY

Length: 14min 25sec (865 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 29 2016

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This game is the spiritual successor to Enviro-bear 2000.