Hearts Of Iron 4: CAVALRY ONLY - STALIN'S BIGGEST FEAR

oh [ __ ] dude who touched my elongated wiry pieces of pasta hey poisoned good hey boys and welcome back to the ice ro productions channel where we do backi and wonderful things like tanks only meme equipment only and today the very much requested cavalry only who would you look I barely 2000 subscribers away from doing the 49 videos so make sure you hit that's a bug to watch me your favorite youtuber at along with your other favorite youtubers boku and Alex a Rambler and drew Turner will go play some fortnight of course if you if you still don't want to see me play fortnight 20,000 likes and we'll play Club Penguin its test point there's only one country you could really play us if you're planning on doing cavalry only and hearts of iron for a country which has a long history of being mostly cavalry and having a successful cavalry amount in their history of course so they're a bit [ __ ] in the game so I'm gonna do China is now a chipping chipping Jim you got a cool name but on earth a just go [ __ ] yourself oh I'm a wolf Japan so is Russia apparently I don't even know how the [ __ ] that happened so the point of this video is of course if you can't read use cavalry only and as you can see I'm already off to a very good start because the Communist Chinese actually joined the Comintern which has made this first more incredibly [ __ ] easy oh my pretty horse is feast upon your enemy again their power it's probably the quickest war I've ever had as China with Japan which is just great for this [ __ ] road but I think for the most part will only be cavalry only in the unit I'll allow artillery and stuff like that but no infantry and no armor you know this whole having more than one China thing it's not up my alley if only there was a word for a new policy that could use to reunite all of China Oh Mary hurts me so much when I have to take you out but my horses they need to graze upon your flesh Oh guess who's declared war that's a [ __ ] communist Chinese thank you I still have my non-aggression pact with Russia from the watch Japan so that didn't go as terribly as it really could have but that's that's opposed to China actually unified right there except Shanxi who decided to become a Japanese puppet so you just have to have your own little way don't you Shan Xing things in China are great was supposed to be a big old industrial power in the future not entirely sure how we manage that though when we have literally no resources whatsoever could it possibly be that heart of mine Falls resource allocations are a bit [ __ ] uh as Germans go straight to war the Soviet it's not entirely sure how well they're actually gonna do this is why non-aggression pacts up I think it's time for us to have a little war too you see the West has this thing called tanks but I got the better idea how about we strapping artillery piece to the back of a horse and no not not behind it on top of the horse now I'm not gonna say the Russians aren't prepared for Eastern hordes coming from the Orient on horseback but I think they might be on to me just a little bit yeah I know think the preparation was I don't think it that by the looks that the fat buy horses are absolutely trampling over them yeah the Mongolians didn't do that great against me either but the guys [ __ ] up at second dinner Oh gross what the [ __ ] the Germans went ahead and sent me this Oh what is this makin a great war tank G mechanized horses dick this is disgusting and sacrilege I'm gonna have to put this somewhere no one's even gonna remember where it's come from like this River by Tibetan you know even though I'm forced to be on free trade at all times because they're there now I'm poetry I get the feeling I'm still gonna have no [ __ ] resources let's give it a shot anyway free trade no more I'm not under the Western imperialist thumb anymore and I got some steel Oh Jake it there's only one thing on earth that I want to do before I pass and that's to make sure that I encircle this entire stack of Soviet units that for some reason just won't get out the way ah mission accomplished and now it's time the second breakfast it's sort of Tommy this is what My Little Pony would have been like I'd be all over that ship well loss goes down and I plan on stopping once I hit the German lines but I do technically have to start to do the peace deal and stuff like that I just cut out my hands guys yeah I can't I can't do everything an excellent world has been created from the ashes of world world to it you mean what things happen that's what I fought to bet yeah first surrender or else I'll send in that weird-looking horse I've kept by the river the whole time tanks guzzle oil and fuel I kind of also have a fuel requirement for my poor old horses and this one's a bit more sustainable you know I was really not expecting my cavalry to do this well but apparently ditching cavalry after World War one was the biggest mistake we ever made Oh weird [ __ ] happening right now Chinese men on horseback have arrived from the east and a pillaging Europe and Germany re broke through the Allied lines and retook seven France that doesn't seem sustainable Germany yeah surprisingly that wasn't sustainable at all Jerry I think you just sped up your defeat their benefit development though we won't have to just be in Spain to end this war butter Japan's come back for round two apparently and clearly they didn't learn from the first [ __ ] time asked Russia I still got a peace conference just not with Japan ah now Europe is saved from the Nazis and now can have a nice part in my new Chinese Empire where we'll be harvesting all these Germans for a nice sustainable meal for my god damn horses although I feel like I could get some more fatty meat from somewhere Oh slightly worried about having to cross the sea with my horses but apparently America's got it covered because the time I get there Japan's gonna be a big pile of ash yeah I didn't really have like any big part in this war but youyou know I feel like I'm still just gonna go ahead and take a bit ah piece of piss Japan China Europe we've got Peter second how did you get out of that [ __ ] peace conference Mercer Lanie we're gonna have to do something drastic so he thought I never wanted to do we're gonna have to add oh I have a good front margin muscley knee has gone away with too many things to go on punish it it's time we send in the legions look the [ __ ] oh no we can't break through those Italian lines even with our new editions of oh wait no mines will break we're breaking through and by the looks of it were yeah we're kind of breaking through quite quite easily I guess this whole modern tanky self-propelled artillery isn't as bad as I made it out to be alright but just you know it's a horse's do most of the work here ah I love Italian food Oh God my horses are stuffed and sir why hey guys I gotta take out the Spanish next Spanish people taste like whoa I'm a crazy guy look at all my crazy arrows going into the Spanish homeland geez I oh my god I'm equipped for winter and if that's gonna co2 well it's paid horse people okay okay so get this one a million horses turn up at a Spanish bar and they start eating people it's not a joke it's actually quite an epidemic well the axis B team didn't last that long because they are now part of the great Chinese Empire it's slowly being part of Chinese empires which it is being part the Chinese breadbasket well I was gonna go invade the Allies but I realize it's 1949 and for some reason I just keep playing really late in these [ __ ] games and I I just I literally can't [ __ ] do that it's so infuriating to fight the AI like so late game they just def stackin way too much equipment Hey look the tanks still here it's technically been here for like five years now maybe one day you'll find an enemy not really I'm never gonna open this safe again but yeah this is a fun game it didn't really turn out to be with that much of a challenge because horses are actually incredibly similar to infantry don't we have any downsides so it was basically just an infantry only game which basically already dead but it was still fun nonetheless I hope you also enjoyed it and feel free to of course leave me more suggestions on any more weird or wacky challenges to do I think we've done quite a few now I don't know how many are really left equipment-wise but if you can go you can think one guys feel free to let me know of course hit the sub button I completely forgot about this hold on let me show you this cool thing and now we got a chance to use this but basically you can click on provinces and you can actually hand them to other countries now so cool mod they should be at the top of the workshop if I don't link in the you know description so let's forget but they go you just do that and look bang now the US owns it Spray cool I I might try to do some like weird scenario setting up with this I was gonna do something in this video but I completely forgot I even [ __ ] had it installed but uh yeah that's cool mod there's like cool new mods coming out now that they release the mob tool so I'm still looking forward to those saying oh yeah see you guys next time leave a like hit the subscribe button leave a suggestion leave your wife and kids

Channel: iSorrowproductions

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Keywords: hearts of iron iv, cavalry, horse, horses, divisions, organisation, guide, walkthrough, playthrough, hearts, of, iron, four, meme, funny

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Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 24 2018