He Tried To Flush Himself - KIDS ARE FRICKING STUPID V28

my son saw pictures of my fifth birthday party and asked why i didn't invite him i know there are no dumb questions but what is the dumbest question someone has ever asked you is bathroom vandalism like a popular trend right now my five-year-old drew a picture of a well and out charmander [Music] so seven-year-old me went to sleep at my grandparents home for whatever reason i wanted to keep my grandpa's flashlight in my room then 7am the next morning i went to wake my grandparents with said flashlight my grandpa thinking i was a thief pulled his old service pistol out of the drawer not loaded of course and pointed it at me and realized that stupid me was standing there smiling with his flashlight poopa popper [Music] when i was in sixth grade there was this really pretty girl in my class and with the kind of confidence that i could have only missed it in the sixth grade i decided i was gonna try and flirt with her now for context my favorite food at the time was peanut butter i love the stuff and so in one brilliant moment i asked her if she was made of peanut butter some kind of attempted a compliment comparing her to something i really liked but what my 11 year old brain failed to take into consideration was that she had brown skin i still cringe when i think back on this when i was younger i didn't know how people got the movies onto the vhs but my hypothesis was it had to do with the name on the side so i wrote the cheetah girls on a blank one and sobbed when i couldn't get the cheetah girls to play on my vcr on a blank vhs i told him to unroll it like tape that's why it's called bubble tape today i learned i'm raising a monster there's this one time that i sent my gmail account and password on a clash of clans chat box because i didn't know what asl age shreks and language meant i was 11 when that happened i know y'all have heard pineapple on pizza what in god's name has my child done been on calls all morning my daughter brings me this lunch unprompted right at noon all you had to do was close the door her future is pretty dim child crying me what's wrong child i want that stick me the stick the other child is using child i really want that stick me i think it's being used right now let's find another stick child i can't later after new stick is found child okay but all i can think about is stealing that other stick seven year old i don't want asparagus me it's not asparagus it's green licorice she took another bite i just mopped my floors today now i have icing sugar all around my house [Music] found this on the table in science class my dad kept an m1911 in a box inside a storage room which was off limits to anyone but him one time i went through his stuff and found the key naturally i grabbed the gun and imitated what i saw in movies gun off safety with a chambered bullet fingers on the trigger and me waving it around looking down the barrel etc somehow i didn't end up blowing my brains out with it he later noticed prince on the gun and my older sibling got into a shiz load of trouble because he didn't realize i was capable of it i was like six or seven at the time kid trying to flush himself the frick did you get a tomato [Music] when i was little i thought that when my dad was at his job he was in our dishwasher there was a piece of clear plastic by the detergent dispenser that i would stare into hoping i would see him walking by eating crayons kid locked himself in a spring based locker so the teacher had to unlock it [Music] my seven-year-old daughter made dessert today it's juice ice cream honey and a brownie when i was seven or eight my summer camp went on a field to jupiter florida i thought we were going to jupiter the planet and assumed we drove over a bridge connecting the planets fun fact i went to one of those trampoline parks up in colorado and what was neat is it had one of those styrofoam pits with monkey bars now i've never been good at those monkey bars i've never made it past the second bar now i decided to try to climb across the bars and get across the pit i immediately got stuck on the fifth one and i was gonna fall only problem there was a kid under me i yelled out to him to move but the kid didn't so my arms got tired my nine-year-old body fell on his he was crying and ran off to his dad the funniest part his dad hear me and was yelling at the kid on why he didn't decide to move out of my way 99.99 can i have the new battle pass my 11 year old cleaned their toilet and had an interesting take on where the empty rim block went [Music] when i was four years old at one point i was obsessed with the movie mean girls and then one day my mom caught me quoting from the movie saying this girls is the nastiest skank i know she is a fugly [ __ ] do not trust her as a kid i always thought country music artists tim mcgraw and faith hill had a side hustle publishing the textbooks i was issued in grade school turns out that was coincidence and kids are freaking stupid i'm not tired i'm not tired i'm not tired every night [Music] talks about death a lot tonight i had to explain to him that video didn't actually physically kill the radio star my nephew who's around 10 came up to me one day and told me that the alphabet must have been written by an american guy because it doesn't rhyme when you sing it with a british accent he also tried to make money off of the school fundraiser by selling the chocolate bars for two dollars instead of one dollar and pocketing the extra money he was planning to go through with it too until we found out and told him that's illegal an oldie but goodie subject student issue detail threw up all over his chromebook on the e-learning day mom cleaned it up but now the power button won't work he also was having keyboard issues prior to this all of this keyboard letters did not work so i just failed to calm my seven-year cousin down from having a meltdown don't know why she is but when i ask her why all she says is i hate being seven when i was in sixth grade i often felt a tight feeling in my chest being a kid i use that as an excuse to leave school in the middle of the day so much so that one of my teachers asked me if i had asthma i said no so he automatically jumped to the conclusion that i was faking it turns out i was just anxious all the time because of a teacher but i didn't recognize the squirrel trapped my neighbor's eight-year-old niece put out [Music] warning our content monitors have determined that your behavior at roblox has been in violation of our terms of service we will terminate your account if you do not abide by the rules reviewed april 2 2018 7 24 16 a.m moderator note do not harass other users do not say inappropriate or mean things about others on roblox reason harassment offensive item outside you please abide by the roadblocks community guidelines so that roadblocks can be fun for users of all ages you may reactivate your account by agreeing to our terms of service if your eggs crack when you are boiling them figured out a solution band-aids are the duct tape of the culinary world i just went to grab one and didn't realize she had fixed a couple my little cousin said his tablet does not have mobile on it why is this comment has people coming in just a second those people are fricker poo poo i want to add to your reason that it isn't even just infant and toddlers pose a risk too i was just like opie and wanted to wait until my daughter asked for them she was around for when i took her to get them done explained that it would hurt and made sure she wanted them everything was great and she loved her earrings then i get a call from her preschool that she stuck the earring back back part of earring up her nose and they couldn't get it out by the time i got there i could no longer see it and made a pediatrician appointment which led to x-ray and an ent appointment because the back fell into her sinus cavity same day surgery the next day to remove it and a huge pita process because of this i asked her why she stuck it up her nose and she said that she didn't have pockets and didn't know where to put it when it fell out needless to say she doesn't wear earrings anymore she is now 11 unless it's a special occasion so so which way is the bake sale when i was young at the train stations the high voltage signs always looked like a sun attacking somebody in my opinion when i was being babysitted at the age of four or some i kept repeating if you touch it the red sun will burn you and you will die everybody was concerned until i pointed at it i made you a quilted grand mars on her sewing machine on this day seven years ago just joking brian judge you look like a nerd caitlyn can i take the cake to homecoming kid thinks they are a fire mage much intelligence [Music] fun personal story when i was a dumb kid when i was a kid my late mother and i would often visit my grandparents overnight they had a pantry in their kitchen one day i noticed a huge container of powdered chocolate i decided that night to make my move i waited for everyone to be asleep and snuck down to the kitchen grabbed a big spoon went in the pantry grabbed the container opened it up jammed the spoon in for a huge bite and shoved it in my mouth yes only i was unaware it was baking chocolate y'all i was utterly defeated learned my lesson the hard way oh my god wubsy that you turned the voice choice 3000 to opera mode you you stupid yellow walking boy that's it i'm calling the police hello is this the police yes wubsy just caused damage in wazilberg because of the voice choice 3000. can you arrest him and send him to court okay that sounds great thanks bye-bye they are coming for you wubsy i was visiting my elementary school teacher we are in the same building my school is kinda big and then this kid came along and drew this what the frick life is super tough when you can't pick up the book you want because you're sitting on it kid causing a traffic jam at legoland just watched a kid in my apartment lobby get excited about seeing his dad outside run face first into the glass panel and crack it [Music] due to a stupid tick-tock trend kids at my school have been vandalizing our school bathrooms now we need an escort 2p soap dispensers and a hand dryer has been stolen a stall door was also taken off its hinges and vandalized my generation can't think for themselves [Music] as a kid i only ever saw pepperoni on pizza with mushrooms peppers and onions somehow i assumed pepperoni was a vegetable i mean it's called pepperoni makes sense never questioned that thought one day in high school a friend who is a vegetarian forgot her lunch i offered her a piece of my pepperoni pizza she said no thanks you know i'm a vegetarian very funny i said i know it's pepperoni you can eat it this went back and forth with her getting progressively angrier because she thought i was playing a dumb prank on her and mocking her choice to be a vegetarian until our friend group finally realized that i am in fact an absolute idiot and genuinely thought pepperoni was a vegetable they still bring up this story to me 10 plus years later laughing about it i remember when i was six i got a hold of my dad's id and it had an expiration date spent three hours crying because i thought that he was set to die on that date he asked me why i was crying and i didn't tell him because i was scared he was gonna cry as well when i was four i peed in my toy box i then proceeded to cry to my mom cause the box smelled like urine so our three-year-old used this vent 2pm the vent was sealed in when the floor was done could anyone recommend a service or handyman that can come get us access or clean this out it's the devil's breath when you turn on the heat or racy a little bath behavior concerns school messenger as you may or may not know presently there is a popular tick-tock challenge that encourages students to vandalize and steal items in the school it is called the deviously challenge unfortunately students here at somerset alien have chosen to participate as many as eight soap or hand sanitizer dispensers have been stolen or placed in toilets in our restrooms the splash pads and urinals have also been stolen please know that these are very serious offenses and are considered theft destruction of school property students who choose to participate in this behavior will be disciplined in accordance with our student behavioral guidelines consequences may include suspension possible criminal charges and financial restitution in addition students who record post or share videos of such behavior may also face disciplinary consequences please discuss this with your students these types of behavior are not who we are here at somerset alien to who we aspire to be we appreciate your assistance in curbing this destructive behavior to maintain our focus on teaching and learning somerset alien to administration my daughter insists i hide behind this tree while she counts to tend to play hide and seek every time [Music] my son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming mine my daughter is crying saying tj is stealing my air they are in my bedroom on a saturday morning is that you cousin it my daughter just ran to me and said it's spicy after eating this [Music] students are barking acting like dogs at northern kentucky middle school [Music] who was america's first president america's first president was jetty images when i was in fourth grade i wanted to write in my diary with a secret language that no one else could read i decided that the language was going to be words written backwards with each letter slightly modified to look a little different than normal that already sounds a bit dumb on its own but the really stupid part was that i had trouble coming up with designs for some letters and i would write different designs for the letters on the blank spaces on papers during school one of the letters i had difficulty coming up with the creative design was x my mom had to be called in to ask why her daughter was drawing swastikas all over her worksheets this is too good not to share tonight easton brushed his teeth for eight seconds tops i told him to come see me and then broke the news that i've downloaded a new dental app called blacklight that shows places that weren't brushed well enough i shine my phone's flashlight in his mouth and pretend to see plaque i now need a copyright solid investor and tech guru that can bring black light to fruition remember you all heard it here first my revised santa list for christmas mike jr blacktop 3 ps4 hoverboard golden watch 29 3 golden chains my 2 year old is a beast when we are playing hide and seek this is why you don't let cousins touch school computers he tore a page out of his favorite book and awoke the concept of instant regret i used to call myself a racist as a kid because i thought being racist means you love all the races just like a scientist loves science this is the breakfast that i made for my mom when i was five chunks of butter and not enough jelly to mask it yes she ate it driving the kids to school me remember to eat all your vegetables they'll make you began strong my five-year-old daughter daddy i want big strong nipples me 10 years old and staying with family over christmas room i'm staying in has thin walls that reverb when you touch them hard enough get mats of farts from christmas lunch later that evening decide to press my ass to the wall and let loose entire wool shakes from my bra room feels like it's echoing my fart for a good few seconds after i'm done keep doing it every time i need to fart because i'm mesmerized it's been a few days and my family have asked me if they have heard any strange sounds coming from my room say no but keep doing it night before we leave i'd get a massive fart built up in me press my ass to the wall and let loose didn't hear that my uncle was in the hall when i did it hear him shout what is that freaking noise as he enters the room sees me pants down ass against his wall moments after i ripped a fart that would knock down thor himself he tells everyone in my family still get called walfato until this day i was a freaking [ __ ] kid before i do anything i ask myself would an idiot do that and if the answer is yes i do not do that thing dwight this motherfreaker in my school tried to pull a devious lick in which he stole a soap dispenser toilet paper dispenser paper towel dispenser and a clock from the boy's locker room he got caught and now has to pay i wanna buy a line on the internet and have it eat you my four-year-old son when trying to avoid having his teeth brushed he wants to get on the bus the bus on the tv second tv in a week first my 55 inch my 14 years decided to throw a gumball through it and now this one that no one knows what happened to it i also found out that need to pay 3 000 for my kids teeth this week is it over yet you're embarrassing for real like stop for relief guys are going to make school worse for us so basically if you're stealing or vandalizing the restroom or anything you will be expelled and the cops will get involved they are currently planning our closing all the restroom beside the ones in the 100 and planning on taking away our 10 minutes passing time so i hope it was worth it y'all we can't even use the restrooms once when i was little i was playing outside at my grandparents house but i had to take a dump so my big brain thought i could poop outside and have them think it was the dogs right in the middle of me pooping my grandpa saw when i was like 10 i had a neighbor who wondered what would happen two worms if he touched both ends with a cord plugged into the 110 volt wall socket after seeing what happened to the worm he then touched that same cord to his tongue spent an hour with a five-year-old today she told me that she learned about vowels today at school and that her favorite vowels are p and h the whole list of vowels went u a p i h some tick-tock idiot stole the soap when i was a kid i thought the solitaire logo was a little robot and not a pack of cards [Music] am they okay they're waving at the tree and talking to it sis made a snack all by herself for the first time oh boy it happened to me was only a matter of time kids cut the screen came into my car and poured pen is everywhere for the devious lick thing i hate tik tok i'm using my mom so can i do my mom's age or mine beluga police cat avatar roblox update villager freaking cat beluga when i was three i decided to climb a 1.6 meters bookshelf 5 foot 3 inches not surprisingly the bookshelf fell on top of me almost crushing my skull now i have a five stitches scar at the top of my head remembering the time i killed my balloon one time back in first grade i had gotten this green balloon from somewhere i don't really remember where i got from when the end of the day came rolling around the corner i was blowing the balloon and it popped in my face and i started to cry like ugly crying snot coming out the nose and screeching like a lunatic i was still crying when my class got outside waiting for our rides to come while i was waiting i decided to bury my balloon in the dirt and grass using a piece of broken glass as a tombstone while singing a song well i mean i tried to sing bud since i was still crying really hard the only thing you heard was six sobs and mumbling but yeah r.i.p green balloon apparently he wanted to cool down his scrambled eggs yesterday much to think about [Music] when i was a kid i thought it was diarrhea of a wimpy kid i can't be the only one can i yes let's do the famous tik tok trend after a family vacation me and the mississ decided to surprise the kids to some mcdonald's my three-year-old gasped and shouted picnic house cause he didn't know the word for restaurant or mcdonald's i really like playing with my friends i don't like my sister what i learned my teacher's names got his head stuck my kid by the way when i hit a 11 year old kid with a stick parts for when i was very young six ish i saw a cartoon where they use suction cups to climb a wall so i decided to go gather all of the plungers out of every bathroom and try to climb the living room wall my mom vetoed the idea and made me wash my hands several times and then take a shower one time in first grade our teacher showed us a black and white photo and i asked if everything was black and white back then she for some reason said yes everything besides the people fun fact speaking of spontaneous combustibles when i was younger like third grade or so when i first learned what spontaneous combustion is i thought it was just so cool for some reason lol and told my teacher that i wanted to be a spontaneous combustion when i grew up lol i was at spanish class and the teacher said to name common spanish last names and one of my classmates literally said casa grande a lmao so i had to take a shirt to my son's kinder school because the girl he sat next to on the bus brought homemade slime and the container opened it's also picture day i say what the frick a lot but i found myself philosophically asking myself what the frick for real this morning [Music] i'm stupid as frick last week i went to aldi with my mom to buy stuff i found an aloe plant and took a piece off to keep it reminded me of the one time i drank an aloe drink i remember it tasting good so my 15 year old dumbass decided it was a good idea to lick the plant it left my mouth burning and it tasted nasty i was spitting all over to get the taste out of my mouth there could have been chemicals sprayed on it to keep it fresh so i could have ingested something toxic that's so sad seeing an animal that looks almost like a human crying humans are animals too man it's normal don't try to reply me mean or i will make you quit from your religion as i did to other people omg this lucky 100 minecraft video by scooby craft me because you created it yesterday i was in the shower i told the other night to draw what he was scared about here he is dead with both frank is looking over him he said it didn't make him feel better i told her she couldn't go inside the dishwasher i teach piano for a living and my last lesson was a little four-year-old guy after the lesson wrapped he asked do you guys have the chili here all of us standing around were kinda baffled not sure what he meant by that after a bit of confused back and forth we finally worked out that cello was the word he was looking for bootiful where are you i'm coming shut up you've had 15 minutes to walk here dumb ass kid crawls under seats [Music] when i was a little kid i thought the michelin man was called so much there was an ad on tv with the family driving in a rainy street and the tagline was because so much is riding on your tires this was referring to transporting your precious child and aimed at the parents understandable since they are the ones buying tyres despite this young me instead pictured the michelin man actually riding on your tires and spying on you the tagline became a threat telling me that the michelin man was always with me always watching i was a weird kid so did you learn what kazo means isn't it like shiz or something it's d anyways kazone means big d obviously since you add one lmao and kazoto instead is a punch okay well the kid i'm babysitting keeps asking me to give him a caszone when fighting and i don't know how to explain him that he really shouldn't ask for a calzone it's getting quite embarrassing once when i was five in kindergarten my class was learning magnets the teacher wanted us to see what is magnetic and one kid put a magnet on computer it showed a rainbow look and the rest of the class put their magnets on then the computer screen was rainbow forever when i was a kid like i was in second grade i grabbed a stick and planted it the next day i proved my mom it has been grown a little bit but i didn't know it was taken away she wanted a chocolate muffin and only ate the bad part [Music] what was once a chicken salad sandwich with friends well i like ntr cause i'm clearly a sadist so i'm good ntr is too good not gonna lie better than vanilla that expression on your face when a girl ntr's you priceless boy aged nine needed major surgery after tick-tock magnet trend so they stole the freaking hooks on the stall doors [Music] like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks you

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Published: Sun Sep 26 2021