He Keeps Lying

I talk about a lot of worthless nonsense that I just find Goofy and entertaining but what I'm about to talk about today what I'm about to start yapping and blabbering on about has to be a new gold standard for the most trivial this is more meaningless than a filler arch in Naruto yet I can't help but care about it like my voice is cracking cuz I'm almost embarrassed that I actually care I read about this like right before leaving the gym and for some reason I thought about it the entire dve home so I got home put my Sketchers down because I'm one of the few people under the age of 60 and over the age of n that wear Sketchers and I just marched up here I'm like you know what I need to talk about it so it's about Dwayne The Rock Johnson I'm sure all of you know that name he's one of the biggest celebrities in America I don't think you could find a place in this nation that hasn't at least heard of the rock you [ __ ] Narnia probably knows about this guy he is huge and he recently posted an Instagram video that seemed innocent enough on the surface but if you dive a bit deeper it actually gets quite nefarious it's about his supposedly first time trying In-N-Out In-N-Out is a fast food chain I'm sure a lot of you know that it has like a cult-like following people love in andout they fight tooth and nail for the honor of In-N-Out like when I've tried it and I thought it was fine I didn't think it like changed my life or anything it didn't make me more attractive or taller it wasn't a GameChanger but it was it was fine food but some people go crazy for it and Dwayne The Rock Johnson apparently just tried it for the first time let's see what that looks like I don't want to let the audio play cuz it's just dmca music and basically the whole video is him going to In-N-Out drive-thru and people just going crazy to see the rock this is supposed to be his cheat meal with In-N-Out and it's his first time ever trying it he's going to see what all the hype's about but basically the whole video kind of plays out like Auto falatio it's the rock just sucking his own dick like hey you just call me handsome I don't speak Spanish is that what you said to me that kind of thing then he makes his order here he gets like his big meal it's just complete throwaway garbage here there's more empty calories in this video than there is in the french fries that the rock is buying here the video is honestly less about In-N-Out and more about just the rock being famous like this whole video is just the rock showcasing he's famous and filming people's reaction to them seeing him and all of his benevolent Glory he is an angel and he is blessing them with their pres with his presence he couldn't even be bothered to do the bare minimum of eating the meal on camera so we were denied a rock mukbang what a shame but here's his caption my first ever In-N-Out Burger experience rolled up in my pickup and tried to be cool AF with my order and then emojis for car and sunglasses God but I didn't know the lingo didn't know who to pay where to pay I didn't know [ __ ] what do you mean you didn't know the lingo you just place an order I don't know why he's pretending you know it's not like this is complicated jargon but I'm a quick study loved everyone's Positive Vibes and their holy [ __ ] it's the Rock Energy God he just can't no one has the Rocks dick in his mouth more than he does like good God goodness gracious can you smell what The Rock is cooking it's his own wiener oh my Lord his favorite meal love the grub and love how everyone in the Drive-Thru looked at me like I have three heads when I gave them a tip thank you In-N-Out for being awesome I'll see you down the road so it clearly reads like it's supposed to be some kind of promotional thing for In-N-Out here and it's all just standard celebrity trash but this is the third time he's done it he keeps pretending that he's trying in- and- out for the first time every couple of years why why are you lying about that you could just say like I love In-N-Out so I'm going back to In-N-Out let's go can't wait for more In-N-Out why does it always have to be your first time we know it's not so there was two articles written about this like why does the rock keep lying about it and I have no [ __ ] idea why would you just keep lying about it being your first time going in and out the other two videos are still on your Instagram page it makes no sense to me it's like the weakest lie ever I remember when I was a child child I used to do lies like this for April Fool's Day where I would tell my friends that the Buccaneers quarterback Brad Johnson was retiring and they'd be like is he really and I go nope I got you it's like what why are you even lying about that it's so lame is history in the making it is Sunday night approximately 11:00 p.m. it is cheat meil Sunday for all of us around the world certainly for me here and the reason why this is history in the making is because this is the very first time that I have ever tried an in Out burger or In-N-Out fries or anything from In-N-Out for that matter now I've picked up some In-N-Out Burger before uh through the drive-thru a few times for some buddies of mine I've never tried it so this is a first that's such a convenient excuse I've been through the drive-thru but I've never actually eaten it I've only ever picked it up for other people that's the that's like the Timeless classic of oh no those aren't my drugs I was actually just holding them for a friend now he has a post from 2017 once again through the In-N-Out drive-thru but he doesn't have any evidence of him eating the meal so I guess I can't say beyond a shadow of a doubt if he tried the In-N-Out meal when he bought it for the people in his vehicle I would wager a guess that he has because he keeps pretending like he doesn't even know what the [ __ ] in and- out is practically he doesn't know how to go through the drive-thru or how to pay according to his most recent Instagram post so I don't know if the men and black keep coming around and neuralizing him every time he eats in and out so he forgets entirely or if this is just the weirdest marketing idea ever don't really get it but I have said for about five or six years now that the rock is the fakest celebrity in Hollywood I I truly believe that I grew up a huge fan of the Rock in the WWE he was probably one of my favorites not up there with Kane but pretty close he cut the best promos and to this day if I had a nickel for every single time I said can you smell what The Rock is cooking or if I imitated the people's elbow man [ __ ] I'd be able to own In-N-Out by now like he had a big impact on my childhood but as he made it more into the mainstream Consciousness and as his Fame grew I feel like his soul kept getting chipped away at Whitted away and now he's just this husk this hollow shell that PR firms speak through like every time he tries to vocalize something that's supposed to resemble his own thought or opinion it feels like the most preak [ __ ] ever like all of these PR suits are just using him like a [ __ ] Fleshlight like this puppet of ventriloquism act where they are walking through the rock what really cemented that for me was when he went on Joe Rogan recently I haven't listened to Rogan in quite a long time but when The Rock was on I was very interested to see if he would finally come out of his shell here and actually speak his mind and he barely spoke at all the whole episode was mainly crickets like he barely engaged with anything because it seems like the Rock Only vocalizes what his team allows him to like it has to be the most filtered responses and statements imaginable he's just so [ __ ] fake and this In-N-Out Madness was just a cherry on top of it another thing I'm getting way off topic now but another thing with the rock that always rubbed me the wrong way since it happened was about a year ago he was a a brief guest on Jeff keeley's Summer Games Fest so he was there to promote the Black Adam trailer but Summer Games Fest was supposed to be like a celebration of games and talking about all of that and The Rock sent in a video that he absolutely threw together in like 30 seconds but he couldn't even go through that video without plugging his own [ __ ] drink like come on you're already there just to promote a movie and you're still going to promote something else as well he only has one mode and that's sales mode that's it he didn't engage with the community at all he couldn't even pretend to care about Summer Games Fest or Jeff keeley's production or really gaming in general he just can't even put on a facade that he gives a [ __ ] about anything beyond just selling himself like even in this In-N-Out clip that I showed you the second one where he pretended that he you know trying it for the first time let me show you how it actually ends check this out they're called double doubles loaded with lettuce tomato onion pickles and cheese of course we got fries here at this the fries are good so we're off to a good start now the question becomes I have the one and only teramana tequila what is is going to pair best with yeah you know what I'm the founder of terman so [ __ ] it we uh we make up the rules so with Blanco and Reposado here we go ladies and gentlemen what a pleasure this is um my very first In-N-Out Burger that is a good combo here we go yeah he couldn't even eat a meal without plugging his own [ __ ] that's all he is doing anymore he just says what his PR firm wants him to say nothing else never doing anything that even resembles like his actual personality or his actual thoughts and then he is just constantly selling his own products and selling himself that's it like that is so [ __ ] sad so yeah it just a really weird thing here that he keeps pretending that he's never had In-N-Out so every year or a couple of years he'll be like I'm trying in and- out for the first time in fact he I'm pretty sure he even ordered the same exact thing last week as he did in this video from 2022 the one I just showed you I'm pretty sure he made the exact same order as well so he's probably a regular at in andout like he has his order down to a science I just don't get why he keeps pretending for that but I'm also not surprised because he actually is just super fake across the board so yeah just wanted to talk about it a little bit a super super meaningless topic that I just got passionate about that's it see you

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Length: 9min 58sec (598 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 30 2023