*Music* * Still Music* Harry: Do you want help? Draco(grumpy): Nooo... I can do it. Harry: Are you sure? Draco: I can do iit! Harry(to Ron): Yeah that's...that looks, that looks alright Ron(muttering): I guess? Harry: Do they.. do you feel like you have no blood in your feet? Ron: Ummmmm yeah, basically. Harry: That's perfect. That's exactly right. *Ron looking into the camera like he's in The Office* Ron: So, we're going shoe icing! Harry: Ice skating. Ron: Shoe, I-ice shoe?? Harry: Ice skating. Ron(unsure):Ice skating... Draco:Knife-footing Hermione: Definitely-definitely knife footing this is uhh terrifying Ron:So *why* do muggles do it then? You put *knives* on your feet and then you... Harry: No, but basically this is the closest thing they can get to Quidditch. Ron: Or slugs (??) Harry: I mean, yeah. Harry: Come on, Ron. Harry: Off you go! Luna: This is filming, right Hermione? Ron(scared):Oh! Hermione: Er, yes Luna: I haven't worked with one of these things before. Harry(in the background): So, you just want to bend your knees. Hermione: You're doing great! Harry: Ok, so. What you do, is you try to push off like if you have those fancy skates you lean forward you try to push off with your feet Hermione: I think the wind is doing this for me. Harry: *laughs*Yeah. Move into the wind! You're gonna be fine. Hermione:Ugh, I can't see anything. Huh! Dammit. Luna: Come on Draco! Draco: *shooing Harry away* I can do this! Draco(muttering): Go away... Harry: Don't step on the asphalt. Draco(proud): Look! Harry(being an amused, but supportive bf: Yep, you're doing so good. Harry: You're doing very good, come on Harry: No, that's not.. Malfoy no that's not.. You actually... You need to put one knife down and with the other one.. So you lean your weight on that one. And with the other one you push away, you push forwards. Harry(cont): Yeah, and then you let it go yeah and then you do it with other one, you lean your weight on this one... Yeah push forward with the other one. Yeah, good. Harry: Okay. Yeah, you got it! You got it! Harry: You're doing it Ron. Good! Harry(to Draco): It's not supposed to have sails. Draco: Then what's the point??? Hermione(in the background): I can't! Harry: You move- like this. Hermione: How's Harry doing that? Ron: I have no idea. Ron(louder so Harry can hear) He's cheating! Draco: He's using some kind of magic! Draco: Right?! Luna: Is there a spell for that? Draco(indignant): I don't know! Harry: Look, Malfoy, this is you. This is you *Demonstrates* Draco: Yes! That looks -it's really elegant! Hermione(here to help): Ice walking! Harry: That's not- Ron: Totally meant to do that! Draco: Ah-AH! All: *Laughing* Luna: There you go! Hermione: He looks like a dementor! Luna: Bye, Draco! Ron: *agreeing with Hermione* Luna(louder): BYE, DRACO! Harry: I shouldn't be laughing, but.... Harry(to Hermione): So, did you learn this in school? Hermione: I did it once or twice. I've never been very good at it. I mean, I haven't fallen over yet Harry: You're doing very well. Hermione: I did that quite a lot, actually, before.. Harry: School, like basically P.E. was basically learning how to do that. Luna: So, when do we start with the flips?Harry: With the what? Luna: With the flips. Harry: *laughs* Um 20 years or so from now Harry: Or five years, maybe. Harry(about Draco): I think he's, I think he has a bit left to go before we get to flips. Luna: Maybe. He's better in the air, isn't he? Harry: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah he has other good qualities. (Ouch, but also aww?) Hermione(in the background): Whaaahh! Draco: I'm doing it! Harry: You're doing it! Hermione: *laughing at Draco* Draco(grumpy):Quit laughing! Harry: Their laughing with you. Draco: Yeah, right. Hermione: Sorry! Hermione: Ahhh. Oh No! Harry: Luna gets it! Luna: Feels very natural. Harry: Yeah, right? Luna: Woo! Luna: You're good at this Hermione! Hermione: No! I'm terrible! Everything hurts and I'm afraid to fall. Just like flying a broom. Luna: We'll get some hot chocolate next. (to Ron) Won't we? Harry: This is- he's doing better. Luna: Maybe the secret is love. Ron: Oh No! Oh NO! Hermione: Oh! OH! How do we how do we- Hermione: Are you alright? Ron: Yeah. Luna: Are there teams for skating like in Quidditch? Harry: Uhh, yeah Hockey teams. It's kind of a little bit like Quidditch. You have, you also have sticks, but not brooms. Harry: Umm and uh, they try to score goals, with something called the puck. But some skaters, they just compete in like doing flips and jumps. You don't do flips and jumps- Harry: Okay. -you don't do flips and jumps when you, uh, when you do hockey. Harry: Go Ron! Harry: Huh? Why'd you stop? Draco(lying): I'm resting! *Harry gives Draco a lil' nose smoochie* Luna: He's running circles around you, Draco. Draco: Yeah. He's always done that. Hermione: It's so cold out! Hermione: Ohh, okay. That's slightly warmer, thank you. Harry: We should have brought our wands. But I'm not sure if the ice would have held. Hermione: No, I don't think so. We could have heated everything up, so we don't have to be so cold. Draco(grumpy):Yep. Hermione: No one saw that! I didn't fall, okay! I didn't fall! Luna: I believe you! Hermione: Good, because I didn't. Ron: Did you fall? Hermione:No I didn't fall! I almost fell! Ron: My feet hurt. Hermione: Yeah, mine too. Harry: Yeah, they usually do after a while. If you think you hurt now wait until you take the skates off. Draco(ultimate grump):I'm done Ron: Well.........I wish they would be. Luna: Woo! Good job! Harry: Yay! Harry: So, how are you doing? Feeling alive? Draco: Yeah. Barely. Harry: Have you have any blood left in your feet? Draco: No. Hermione: Would you do it again? Draco(proud): No! Harry: Aww. Why not? Draco: Unnatural. Harry: Well, you're flying on brooms that's not natural either. Draco: It's natural! Harry: No, the rooms have been hexed. Draco: Yeah! Harry: There's no difference- Draco: It's just natural magic! *Harry looks into the camera like *he's* on The Office* Draco: What?? It's true! Harry: Yes, and the skates have had a, not had knives added to them by natural- Draco: It's not natural to add knives to shoes. Harry(laughing): Ok. Draco: That's not natural. Harry: I'm not gonna argue with you. *Draco sighs cause he prolly wanted to argue for fun* Draco: Weird muggle stuff. Harry: It's just because you're bad at it. Draco: Noooo! Harry: If you were good at it, you wouldn't have any problem with it. Draco: I would need like two days. I will be the expert. Harry: Okay... Prove it! Draco: I will! Ron: I guess we're doing this tomorrow again. Harry: Yep! Guess we are. Luna: I love shoe knifing. It's great. Harry: It's called ice skating. Luna: Oh, I love ice skating. Draco: See? Unnatural. Harry(laughing like its the only thing he can do): That's mean, Draco.
