Harry - They're a bit late. Hermione - Yeah, I wonder why? Harry - I don't. Hermione - No. Me neither. Draco - Are they really that hopeless? Harry - It's ... well they have every opportunity they can. They take every opportunity they can to ... Harry - Not shove it in our faces. It's just more like because they can ... Harry - They won't hold back, I suppose. Draco - Sounds like shoving it in everyone's faces. Harry - Yeah. Hermione - Well, you did say you wanted to spend more time with Ron together. Harry - Yeah but it's not like we can spend time, like honestly, together when Lavender is here too. Ron - Come on. Here we go. Hi guys. Sorry. Lavender - Hey! Lavender - Draco, Harry (Harry - Hi.) , Hermione. Hermione - Lavender. Lavender - Isn't this kind of exciting? Lavender - Like all being in detention together. Ron - Oh you haven't had detention with Dumbledore before. Lavender - No, no I haven't. Ron - He's not here. Harry - He's never here. Lavender - Well, what do you do?
Ron - There's a note. Harry - We'll see. Hang on. Ron - Ah, it depends. Harry - Do you wanna? Hermione - No. Draco - What he feels like. Harry - This is a note where we get the instruction for what to do, and then we have the camera over there. Harry - So he records us and then he checks it so we are doing what we're supposed to. Ron - Yeah. Lavender - Sounds fun! Lavender - At least I'll get to do it with you, Ron-won. Lavender - Oh no. I got lipstick on you. Lavender - I'm sorry. Harry - Okay, we're gonna watch a movie. Harry - Umm, we're going to watch a movie. Ron - It's a muggle movie. With moving pictures. Harry - Yeah. And he says "I hope this is informative for you". Harry - Okay. Draco - It's not another scary movie, is it? Harry - What are you, scared Malfoy. Draco - No, it's ... Harry - Okay. Draco - Just watch the movie. Ron - Yeah, they saw one about (Harry - About witches.) witches and we all saw one about family, I think. Lavender - That doesn't sound very scary. Harry - That depends on your family. Harry - Okay, let's ... get started ... Ron - He's blind. Harry - Are there blind witches and wizards? Ron - Yeah, of course. Lavender - Speaking of, why haven't you fixed your eyes yet Harry? It should be so simple. Hermione - You can't magically fix someone's eyes. Hermione - You can't mess with the eyes. Hermione - It's a gateway to the soul. Harry - You should not mess with the soul. Ron & Hermione - No, you should not mess with the soul.
Lavender - Oh, whatever. Lavender - Aww, that's so cute. Ron-won, if you ever turn blind, I will be the best girlfriend to you. Lavender - I would help you with everything, just like she does. Hermione - They're just friends though. Lavender - Can't you see the chemistry? Lavender - Hermione ...
Hermione - Friends can be very supportive as well. Ron - Aww, that's really nice of him. I mean, they don't really know each other yet, but he's so supportive. Lavender - See, they are in love. I told you so. Draco - It might be one sided. Lavender - Guess so. *Lavender gasps* Ron - What is he doing? Ron - Weird... Hermione - Well, this feels familiar. Harry - Well, no. It's not really like that though. Hermione - Kind of is. Ron - Yeah, I mean. We're together all the time. Harry - It's not really the same though. Ron - Fine. *Lavender gasps very loudly*
He said it! He said it! Draco - Shush! *Lavender gasps very loudly* Lavender - OH MY GOD! Lavender - That was such a cute movie, guys. Lavender - You see that, I love gay people. I would love to have, like a gay best friend. Lavender - You know what if they were like gay people at Hogwarts? Then we go shopping, like go to Hogsmede and stuff. Draco - What makes you think that anyone would want to be with you? Lavender - No but I love them. I'm so supportive of them. Lavender - They're so fun. You know, they have a good sense of humour and stuff, and they know how to dress well. Harry - Not all gay people are the same, you know. Lavender - You're totally misunderstanding me. Lavender - What I mean is that we would be, you know, good friends ... ... because you know ... Lavender - We could give certain makeovers and stuff, like we paint each other's nails. Hermione - Gay people are not just your fetish, Lavender. Lavender - Oh my god. I feel so attacked right now. Ron! Lavender - Why are you silent? Ron - I guess some gay people might like makeup and stuff but not all gay people. Ron - They're just dudes who like dudes. Draco - Yeah, I'm done. Bye. Lavender - Oh my gosh. Did you just see that? Lavender - I bet he's such a homophobe. Ron - I think it's just because you're objectifying people Lavender. Lavender - How could you say that? I'm your girlfriend. You're supposed to be on my side. Ron - Yeah, but you are objectifying ... gay people. Lavender - I can't take this anymore. Ron - Honey. Ron - Lavender! Hermione - Well, this was a fun half hour. Harry - Well, I kind of liked the part where Ron tried to stick up for something. Hermione - Yeah. Hermione - Maybe there's hope, still. Harry - Dinner? Hermione - Yeah. Subtitles by Niamh Spencer.
