So I Installed Half-Life Google Translate Edition...

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Mod for those interested: https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-google-translate-edition

I'm not the modder, i just ran across this and died laughing

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 3 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/omega552003 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Jul 08 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I stopped playing because the weapons are all messed up. 1 star

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 1 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/realvolker1 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Jul 10 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies
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so this is half-life google translate this is what happens if you run all the text in half-life through google translate so um we're just gonna it's a new game um i read the story and wished to push the book uh sure did hi welcome black mesa okay how long do you think this is gonna take safety before it becomes a black piece of research the very personal in his hand oh there we go didn't take long in an emergency passengers must remain seated and wait for further instructions wow that made sense it's convenient to get off the bus you must first remove the disabled i don't support that message avoid having someone to make a significant contribution to the friend or family member in niger was the purpose of suffering she was confused by that sentence the voice actors having trouble comprehending this [ __ ] out the door i beg you and wait for the security officer to identify please please stand by the door i beg of you please safety you're not gonna kill the [ __ ] at least stand by the door hello this is looks like there are slope okay i'm not gordon i'm cicero not quite sure why but all right hello mr freeman i had a lot of messages for you but about 20 minutes ago there was a system crash and they were always trying to find my files this isn't as bad as i thought it'd be a security system i was expecting far more gibberish if you can do it now i can do it yeah okay uh you think i think okay the scientist small talk hasn't fared quite as well as barney's introductions of philosophy yeah napkin story napkin story what the [ __ ] was that line originally how did it end up as napkin story what the [ __ ] happened there what does our device do i haven't decided yet [Music] that's what i want to hear that's what i want to hear as i'm entering the test chamber okay this is going to go well that conversation filled me with confidence blast okay was that is that a euphemism uh i wanna know what language did this because this is hilariously bad like oh those sorry i can't believe i i didn't understand those clear instructions of course cease to begin to rise up makes perfect sense i'm sure that cicero now contemplated so come here definitely contemplating what you're saying man definitely contemplating what you're saying scroll down for a setup based on standard product manufacturer analysis okay that was butchered beyond belief what the [ __ ] was that supposed to be do you huh what are you doing in this conference hey that's it go too what are you doing huh that's a good question what am i doing why am i playing this cicero you are still alive you don't need to use the scanner i'm not sure how to come to the knowledge be ready to assist to establish a fruitful and unwind wow that was a lot of big words um i have two i'm not sure i understood though oh wait what oh they've done some [ __ ] [ __ ] okay there's more than just google translate going on [Music] oh yes indeed good shot okay so apparently the hd models have been [ __ ] this up uh i oh okay uh anyway getting back to it oh barnacles are straight up invisible that's a good change i like that change oh that's not gonna be annoying at all where do you see these oranges i want to ask this person responsible for this matter oh this is this is supremely stupid i have played many stupid things but i think this takes the cake and i love it who is responsible for this dispute what i don't know you tell me man you tell me um oh the grenades are crowbars and the crowbars are grenades oh this isn't gonna confuse me at all i'm glad you need it fish scientists how don't insult me like that why are all the barneys so excited to die [Music] oh yes the sweet release of death oh hey sir well i will embrace you okay nope nope nope cursed [Music] hello sir hi good work thanks i don't think so oh well [ __ ] you too what oh quick quick psa our success may change you agree you're old and wrong is this the right way don't laugh oh i'm sorry i'm sorry but what you said was very funny everyone take a look oh [ __ ] the soldiers have changed as well do you want a reservation what time could you get me in okay that radio is important i have to go get that radio wait where are you where are you why can't i hit you oh god damn it there have been many changes yes the most important one being my ankles are now absolutely [ __ ] so this is black mesa not a bank the dark age has been found it was lost for a little while there but now now the dark ages is back we found it don't know where it went but it went somewhere for a little while i'll never get old uh free apparently these boxes are free if you want to come by and pick them up 25 black mace away they're free boxes good for storing stuff [Applause] basic requirement huh that's problematic because it's a basic requirement i have no [ __ ] idea what it is what the [ __ ] is ba hazard googled it it's not a word then how did it get here i'm getting to feel like these guys may just be taking the piss yes oh my god i am this [ __ ] sickest i am the sickest [Music] how oh come on i threaded that [ __ ] knee that happens i sound confused he was just as confused to see me as i was him [Music] okay those marines are just uh practicing their dance moves all the other marines scout ahead hey you be unconscious no be conscious sorry to disappoint [Music] [ __ ] turn it off all fried green signs are important grading slides are important yeah gotta learn about my car safety position in position [Laughter] [Music] hey soldier what what no oh no the grenades that look like shotguns i thought were shotguns you can understand how i made this mistake all right that's my bad should have realized that the shotgun that looks like a shotgun wasn't a shotgun [Music] oh [ __ ] i didn't keep fighting i can't keep fighting can't laugh oh [ __ ] okay okay can't laugh congratulations to the [Music] department good job guys good job don't know what you did but congratulations you deserve it push these crates no not shared jolly oh he was disappointed it wasn't his favorite 80s pop star damn it every man foam they say zero was zero does science work do you think that's the reason what is the harm yes maybe all i know for sure is that i might make fun of my friends they killed him yes and the price paid 12 cleared oh there's a there's no worries having a deep and philosophical conversation out there does the science work does zero equals zero oh ask asking the real questions i just have to dodge them i just have to dodge them [ __ ] barnacle [Music] no no the injury is bad it's not great nothing about getting injured is great hev suit you're right about one thing that the weapon definitely looks poorly textured oh oh it shoots mini gogs okay that makes sense i guess kind of not really but you know warning progress and time may not be the same how deep and philosophical wow that's something you'd see in [ __ ] aperture labs not at black mesa oh message to you take care of that take care of what bonnie take care of what who oh no he is famous i am convinced that the lab scientist and maybe some place to hide you will find a partner and experiment uh okay can you tell me again if we've hired any uh female scientists recently last time i checked this this facility's staffed completely by old white men um i don't really want to experiment with them that doesn't sound like a good time okay nope look just because i wanted you to follow me doesn't mean you were my partner i want to choose eli think he'd be a good cuddler what is right [Music] that actually kind of fit this mod is [ __ ] brutal what the [ __ ] guys um guys come on i'm not here to hurt you but guys come on please eli okay i'll do the operation i guess not like there are many other people to do it now this is you and me you want to get out there you go why are you running from me what did i do wrong where are you okay nobody wants to experiment with freeman apparently i need to interrupt your panicking script with your opening the door script run run little [ __ ] no no no no no [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yes this way shoot him and get another scientist the other one's killed themselves i don't have any other options i'm stuck with the last dude and he doesn't oh [Music] what am i supposed to do here it just [ __ ] killed itself it literally would rather kill himself than experiment with me oh this is high school all over again [Music] oh even he doesn't want to experiment with me wow god this is doing a number on my self-esteem people merchandise um do you mean merchandise of people or um is black mesa complicit in the slave trade um save this industry oh [ __ ] the marines are complicit in slavery as well no don't save this industry it's a bad industry people are not merchandise oh hey okay rock launch damn oh [Music] um right well that problem fixed itself uh works for me right let's just continue where's your crowbar don't worry don't worry it's all good save here completely unrelated to what just happened oh wait um they he jumped the gun there a bit now let's see if the boys can be upset they look good in my trophy room [Laughter] barney's trophy room doubles as a barn do you have everything [Music] all right that line is is that all you've got i can completely understand how that turned down you've got everything the lower back is complicated sure is get out of here now uh who wants who wants to drive who wants to wants to take us to the hospital do not remember difficult the person that was riding that side had uh had some memory issues um i was supposed to put something here oh no i don't remember it's difficult sorry but if you are right there is no harm when we found out you were here we pulled on a straw to see what would happen to you of course i'm pulling something uh rheumatoid arthritis is over however you can start higher don't tell them but i know you're not just a man um okay i felt like that dialogue had a lot of um pent-up sexual tension behind it cicero fry man maybe my maybe my name tag smudged maybe when i when i stuck my name tag onto the [ __ ] hev suit it got smudged a bit hello sis uh cicero fry man is it uh are we still involved in the investigation yes they are you are against words no problem yeah i am a pacifist but i'll take the gun you know might be useful oh what was that about animal glue [Music] you're against murder no problem yeah got this far by talking my way out of these deadly situations [Music] hello how are you okay pump and shutter on oh no oh no [Music] oh [ __ ] i have to turn on my mom and then sit here nearby oh [ __ ] oh alternatively i need to look for my mum and seek care nearby that's how i'm going to interpret it why are you standing there i'm really serious sure up buddy definitely not a joke not at all excuse me what's your name youtube comments hey buddy through your nose barney uh wait wait where do you smell uh actually you know what don't answer that don't you know we just get up nope i haven't asked let's hurry good on your laptop good on you lambda oh they grow up so quickly i hate to say johnson but if he can kill you wait what who is johnson and why is he gonna kill me he was going to kill me uh who's johnson and why is he killing people when you come here i know all these things are more than others if you're not clean enough take it home okay i smell i need to go home got it um to be honest i'm much more concerned about this johnson guy hello hurry up excuse me it's cicero and i will take my goddamn time if i want to is that johnson is that johnson who won't kill me if i'm not clean and they're right here's a bit of a dick sick jumps hell yeah oh this is gonna be good let's kill this [ __ ] what the heck okay i like that change oh oh i was not expecting that hey gus how you doing little forklift guys oh there we go got it and now we deal with the forklifts oh my god there are a lot of there are a lot of forklifts okay mini gases okay i need a grenade and by grenada i mean crowbar by crowbar i mean grenade oh wait these guys even attack me no they can't they can't attack me oh he's just gonna follow me wait i can have a little gus companion hell yes come with me gus we're going to go on adventures together or not or he's going to stay up there oh god damn it what did i do what i did something and he's not a fan [Laughter] just wants to make that point very clear just because you're not alone cryptic is evidence you're nilan no i'm i'm cicero i think you got some wrong information suited for the hands of the public liberty i have taken in a body just leave the speech of nt cicero many governments have to choose this world i think i think my name tag has gotten more smudged than it was before you have proven yourself to be a great people art and what they do and not wait until it corrects your destiny is not that difficult if you are interested because they are taking steps to the door do so if not well i give you a chance to fight after more frustration it just doesn't stop i've got got a clear choice i've got a clear choice here i have to weigh up the way up my two options either i choose to use or i uh do something first option first option wasn't clear actually if you choose to use i choose to use exposure to cicero i'll go g-man wants to be around me uh freeman status married penny [Music] i think i think g man did more than just expose himself to me um it's half-life it sure is congrats yeah uh cicero and g-man together forever [Music]
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Channel: A Jolly Wangcore
Views: 1,933,322
Rating: 4.9407167 out of 5
Keywords: Half life Google Translate edition, Jolly Wangcore, Half life funny mods, Weird half life mods, Half life 2, Stupid Mods, funny half life mods, jolly wanker, So I installed some mods for, So I installed a mod, Half life 2 mods, Half life 2 funny, Funny half life 2 mods, Half life, So I installed a mod for half life 2, Google Translate, Text to Speech, Cher
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Length: 25min 17sec (1517 seconds)
Published: Mon Jul 06 2020
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