H3 Podcast #15 - CNN Blackmails Redditor & SoFlo repays Joey Salads (Top Of The Month)

welcome back everybody to the h3 podcast today we've got a slammin hot episode full of memes and goofs and gasps and laughs everything on board we have so much to get to because today is top of the month which has turned into one of my favorite kind of episodic series here here with Ella Klein in the house went out Fila cleaners but up periods it's kind of nice just to have an episode where it's just me and EULA yeah there's many guests waiting a break we need a break I just want to get to know the person right in front of me this whole time you look fine the real superstar I mean we've had some we've had some big guests on the show but I mean compared to a look line yulik liners in the house they're really all pale in comparison how are you doing today EULA I'm good I decided not to wear I had today this is a big day for me so please help me be strong here we no hat no hair comment you guys why do you why do you want to wear a hat so bad I don't know I just like it gives me like more cover so I'm more like in character and on myself Oh interesting like so psychological you want to wear my hat now I haven't had what I just no hats today guys this is the real genuine experience no family bit no close family baby no close family day my friend isn't no happy today our show is sponsored by me on dates you know them you love them to make the best Audis on earth guys trust me more on that later and naturebox last time we spoke about it we ordered some snacks at this time hold your suspense we've got the snacks ladies and gentlemen and we're going to eat them and all of you at home check check on there you see we got smash check under your seats everybody there's a boxes won't that be the best show ever there's just like candy peanuts under everyone's seats maybe sometime in the future we'll have that technology just to beam random objects into house Amazon will get that Amazon got him a lot they'll start like beaming like dead bodies and governors houses dreams on Oh pride delivery it's like Amazon Oprah it's the check on there you see it it's already there I love that me and John were thinking about doing it Amazon yeah back when we were living in New York me and jontron were really close to making a show together we put so much work into it yeah and then it just didn't really it didn't really work out but we had one idea for a sketch that I thought was really terrific yeah we were all kind of like thinking about it together there was some funny stop it's a good [ __ ] there it was me you I don't know if we should say because maybe we'll still uh it was pretty involved like I don't know you need a big budget I don't mind talking about but it was me you maybe John doesn't want us whatever John come at me Doug I'm come to LA dude come beef with me guys ghost town dude he hasn't made a video in 8 months he's not even a real person anymore jontron who run this is a crawl out you gotta come to LA common de-spawn cast he's going to come on people have been saying when it's John trunk come on the pockets he's coming on the podcast you just need to come to LA anyway it was me John Zac aka psychic pebbles in Gila we were all working on developing the show together and the sketch was like all the different layers of services Amazon provides yeah so it was like Amazon Prime I was like Amazon now Amazon now right now play on Amazon yesterday yeah I don't remember all the details Amazon yesterday was like they already know what you need before you know yeah and yesterday they already put in our territory outside like using an existing for getting crazier using super invasive algorithms probably not that funny to detect your mood Amazon already decided what you didn't know you wanted yesterday today and then there's like someone creepy just following you oh yeah there's people like spying on you and [ __ ] like taking notes like hell of creepy but you're just like you're cool because they ended up selling you what you wanted there was a part where we like shoot stuff out of a cannon yeah oh don't know this about funny honestly yeah a little bit Looney tune speak to the podcast into your reaction videos eaten Wow you act like you weren't involved I know how you look I just got reclined I just got declined by yielded the decliner you know what I want to talk about before we get into the top of the month by the way top of the month for those who don't know is when we essentially put aside stories videos all the top goofs throughout the month that I think we could have a great conversation about and we just go at it I've got a huge list of super interesting stuff to talk about here and we're going to try to do it every month I'll see I get our idea for this show that I want to build to is like I want it to be more of a show than a podcast and I want to get there eventually so like we'll have different segments say every episode it starts with 30 minutes where we talk about news segments and then the guest comes on for an hour or two hours or whatever and then they leave and then we keep going and maybe then maybe we take calls from you guys right how about that yeah or we have different segments we can have Joey selves come in and put his down dick and a hot dog butt or whatever like I just want more stuff going on it's gonna be a lot of fun that's what I'm so he's trying to fix his image not to but Julie you always like my already honorary guest of this podcast I feel like so that that's that's the concept for top of the month that I and I think it's going to be a lot of fun before we get into that though there's something that's been on my chest oh we need to change the title of this I changed it what do you mean it says top of the month oh really someone said it still sends video again so we started it so I was talking to Dan about that I got this startup yeah or yeah yeah whatever we got it but it says top of the month now which so before we get into all those stories there's something that I've had on my chest for honestly a long time and I want to talk about it get it off my chest do you know what it is No [ __ ] roasted peppers Oh each section roasted red peppers they put them on sandwiches they put them on steaks they put them on every [ __ ] thing these slimy little noodles you're gonna talk about their lawsuit roasted peppers why would I talk about the lawsuit is way more pressing there's way more immediate you I mean seriously who doesn't pick those off the sandwiches or at least like at best you carry that I never met anyone that likes this shot one person alive likes that garbage maybe bell pepper raw mine loved it but they're like let's take a delicious vegetable let's roast it till it's like a soggy worm and then put it in a sandwich let's let's can it let's put it in the fridge so it gets even soggy ER loses all of its flavor yeah I wanted to taste like someone took a [ __ ] [ __ ] in your mouth and then let's put it in a sandwich and literally nobody like who like honestly who among us likes roasted peppers this is nobody this is my plea to the world please with the roasted red peppers get the [ __ ] out of my life I can tell you guys why he's talking about it because maybe yesterday or just today before I ordered a caprese sandwich which like it's my favorite things like the simplest best sandwich in my opinion tomato mozzarella cheese preach basically that's all you need and it's already the best sandwich a little maybe a little pesto fine if you're lucky if you're fancy but then I got it from this great place that we really like to banana see no farms are you name of Balaam name immature mobula named ma Manistee no farms in Studio City name um hmm well I bet it's a ok let them know let them know the world doesn't change you unless you own it alright so they put be the change you want to see in the world he listed bell peppers in that sandwich and they ruined it it was so bad I mean usually I'm a fat [ __ ] I'm a gluttonous monster right and usually I'll eat anything so he was like and then this is what happens because I know not to get that Garvey I'm obsessed like I saw like Oh rest of it I'm not getting that garbage but he or she doesn't have the the ordering instincts that I have so what ends up happening is I ordered the delicious sandwich and he listened over there not eating so I'm like okay you want my delicious sandwich and I'll eat your garbage and she's like yeah obviously so I give her my delicious sandwich and then I'm stuck over there picking the roasted red peppers off my [ __ ] end up eating the sandwich with a fork unbelievable what else I don't want to know have you want to get that off my chest for a while so thanks guys alright thanks for tuning in for that I appreciate that so next up the next thing I want to talk about is the ghost Malone okay so a couple days ago we posted the ghost hunting with post Malone video and then we removed it and I guess a lot of people been asking why so I'll just address it mm-hmm basically awesome like after we finished shooting Austin had a knife and he was super upset at me and he started threatening me mmm no that's not what happened well okay first of all the main reason was because it would just was like off-brand it was a really shitty video and you just wasn't I really liked it it was YouTube was going to suggest it to people and it doesn't really represent the channel while it's related this shitty but beyond that the reception to that video was really confusing to me everyone thought that we all hated each other why would I post it and like everyone thought that Austin was mad at you I was mad at you you remain I wouldn't want the ELA I was yeah okay so I just want to say like we're never really mad at each other especially if you see it on video we're all joking with each other yeah people who are saying that I was super rude and Austin was angry at me and they never wanted like he would never hang out those like it was it was really surprising because it was light-hearted joking clearly if there was actual beef I wouldn't have posted the video I mean yeah I maybe I could see me that I was annoying in it I can see that I can be annoying but that a little bit what did you expect you send me on a ghost hunt okay this skeptic I'm the [ __ ] professional hater you guys paid me to hate and you send me out okay Austin built it up in it like it was this spoot like this was like the scariest place on earth do you know we when we were walking around it was a beautiful trail there were trash cans public trash cans right there this is a beautiful public place and so was it was not spoon I'm not going to walk in silence for 10-15 minutes I didn't get spooked when a [ __ ] little lizards you know rattles by I got to keep it real if that's annoys you I'm sorry I think my my my opinion about it is that it just wasn't working so the way we presented it to people it just wasn't a good video so they start to criticize you know for different reasons but the real reason is that it just didn't fit that's why we took it down it's not like you can't shoot it like that it just doesn't work like the way we edit videos on h3 I think it had to be edited down yeah and shoot it in that because you know there's a lot of dead air yeah Harkness it was just so whatever into but forget about it the reception did kind of made me feel bad because people were [ __ ] hatin on your boy Ethan here I'm like what the hell did I do I was trying to keep it real for y'all but if you what I did I did get a little spook towards the end yeah but I mean if you guys want to watch me walk in silence for 15 minutes then I can make that video for you very easily no problem I'll make one tonight in my room I didn't have to be there you won't see me at least resilence anyway a lot of people did anyway I just get that out there but for the most part me and Austin are still friends very much we love each other he's one of my dear good friends and also people were like Austin said Matt should I hide my mess people were thinking too awesome because there was a police helicopter above we were getting spooked yeah and he says should I have my knife because Austin being the sweet young man a wonderful young man he is thinks that knife so the ultimate defense again ghosts so he brings a knife so the [ __ ] goes down with the ghost he could apparently stabbed the go to the knife so he's like should I hide my knife and it was like oh [ __ ] post alone smoking meth I love you guys but goddamn alright let's get off that [ __ ] you guys happy now [ __ ] happy Jesus Christ right sorry uploaded ok no I'm not real but she's dead forever in here there's not a bad video that's it well here's the the most annoying part for me is that Austin was the one yeah telling us to upload it I won will be finished that we're like this videos garbage not usual maybe I watch it I wasn't even going to copy the footage to my computer right it took me like two weeks until Austin really insisted to you every day he's texted me worse than those footage dude I want the ghost footage so he is the one egging me on so please go blame Austin don't care so I'm just kidding no but ok but he's a sweet kid he's the best but he's the one like you'll post this footage and then I post it and I was like even such an [ __ ] leave poor pup's posting alone alone he's never gonna hang out with Ethan again he's a no I'm like [ __ ] no justice in this world life's a struggle you guys don't ever [ __ ] don't ever listen life's a goddamn struggle alright so let's get back to the show alright now up next I'm I'm not [ __ ] around you guys I told you this is gonna be a meme filled episode and I'm and I fulfill on my promise every time to you in the last episode we had so Flo Antonio along if you remember and we brokered the peace between him and Joey salads so Flo had promised to deliver Joey for sponsored spots on his world famous so Flo page for sharing for shares hmm I love when they're talking like I don't do share for share I love hearing share for sharing a business setting usually it's like dick pic for dick pic something yeah it's really it's a joke it's a joke share for share but I love that that's actually used in professional setting so what I thought we do is I need to check in with Joey I want to know if so Flo made good on his offer so I'm going to call him up right now and I want us all to you know do this together Joey's such a great I loved him so much on the last so you plug their me wait and see if he answers I loved him so much man yeah he needs to be a permanent fixture of the show he's such a legend okay Joey can you hear me all right you're live Dan how's it sounding there Dan can you hear Joey oh [ __ ] it's not working all right I'll put you up to the mic should I put it up to the mic so Joey are you there yeah I'm just going on the bedroom oh Jesus Christ Joey what does a number are you doing what do you can what all right listen up I got a check what last week as you know getting here me going what's happening dude yeah Gallagher's crush from the pole okay all right oh my god so last week we spoke to you about brokering a peace with you and so Flo and I just want to update I want to know if so Flo made good on his promise to do a share a share of a Joey salads video he has I got oh oh nice Wow two shares out a few more hangers already dude that's [ __ ] bad-ass and how how did those fare for you were those like fruitful for you what is it what hold on I'll heat the convo real quick because it's the first one no problem but the second one I told them to do it though on the day and hit it at night uh I think he owes you another share that's not cool ganya no share wait would he would he do it at night specifically just because it's less value of course you never know you never know what well anyway everyone knows that everyone knows it's not the same I texted him Tuesday at 9:00 I go can you share this one today I text him at 9:00 in the morning she texted me at 9:00 at night yeah is now a good time I go no Kay you can live in the morning he goes yeah I go thing the next day I text them at 2:00 I go did you forget don't forget to share it he goes yeah I can now I go thank man and then at 5:40 IX we would be shared it at nine o'clock you sent me to like wow what did you say eight hours yeah what did you say I mean I didn't say anything I max for an extra share now you say do you like one more night share and I scenario thank you nitrate is equal 1 Hornet tree right yeah I'm with that do I need to get him on the phone and broker another share for you now y'all gotta go alright thanks for the update I think that's I think that's wonderful I'm gonna keep checking in on you until your debt is fully paid so so essentially you've got one and a half shares in the end of tank out of four yeah pretty much I'm gonna make sure you get that that extra nice share it's only fair oh yes thank you all right we share that all right Thank You Joey well alright god bless you take care goodbye is this the best [ __ ] show or what this is the best show we're talking about so Flo shares we're talking about Joey Sal's getting a SIL cloture I love that it took him 48 hours hey he's getting them though by the way that's such a so for thing to do just bounce for 40 though the night chair you kidding me I mean the traffic is not the same no you're right but I'm wondering in his head is he like crunching the numbers where he's like I already have three shares today I'm getting paid for Joey goes to the night or just like [ __ ] this guy nighttime I just think it's like well I don't want so many people to see it so I'm just going to do it at high it's gotta work well that's not going to fly because and I brokered this piece my reputations on the line so he's getting four-day shares yep all right we're on to you so Flo should be alright let's move it on so that's pretty good making good progress here so next up this video monitor this video shocked me you guys so my name is Zhanna oh [ __ ] she's wait what Mac I didn't realize what the [ __ ] is this video it's got like weird me and commentary oh that's not the right one yeah that's not it how does this the link I got where no I can't hear it boys let's see it god I can't stand when people do this computer voice man [Music] humongous so you guys remember humongous it starts when he exits a town hall and this lady is aren't what's her name's aren't honor xarna gets in his face and stress climb a token Mexican and that he's killing the community and gets all triggered when he drops his humongous show the question I always had was what happened in that Town Hall they got her so triggered because she came out immediately hating him and focused on him so we finally have an answer to that question yep right here we've got the video of the town hall meeting which is fascinating do you need me to find it City Council let's see I don't know what the hell I got here let me find the original video I think this is it I was on the subreddit name is Rudy here it is yes so here it is guys so it starts with Rudy giving his testimony if you can't tell huh jr. I live in the north end crook and you turn it up that moved here 1969 grew up on 100 turned out Marv nice area I am totally for a safe learning healthy environment in the north end I pearl precinct I believe it's a positive move in our public safety north of the Ship Canal I have plenty of people that supportive of all different backgrounds of the north end where are they shut up you didn't come with a mob of people yeah you didn't come seriously they came with a cult so the story is that in Seattle they're thinking about adding a new police station in the North Precinct of the city which apparently is our urban more dangerous drug reload place the police station is very expensive and humongous came here he spent his time to come participate in democracy which made people say they can't do I mean who among us spends time to go to City Council nobody that's like someone who really cares about their community thank you that's true pretty much no but I was a DJ Colin nobody nobody so he's here spending his free time and he's saying I think the police station is a great idea because I trust our police they saved my daughter well as he'll say they took my daughter off the street because she was addicted to heroin and they helped me a lot and I personally think it's a good idea which is a complete you may disagree with them but it's a perfectly defensible point so let's see how they respond to him I'm here I'm here no no interrupting the other speakers please I want to say this is I want to thank the North Precinct for getting my heroin addicted daughter off the street and bailing her an opportunity to get well is she white what the [ __ ] oh my god seriously like what does that matter what did what does that matter I don't know it's just insane the police help my daughter get off the street was addicted to drug yes but was she like how is that the first question the you are you're gonna ask her what any interesting him yeah like why are they blaming this guy his experience was good is that not an objective reality okay it's insane but I love dislike what's the implication that a white life has less value than a my I do no idea why would you even ask that I guess what okay so if I can try to sympathize empathize with their position is that minorities in that precinct are targeted by police more targeted by police so they're like yeah of course you know they help the white girl but here this is the great irony this is the best part listen to this Tina she's Latino she's not even white humongous is is Latino it's just so gross to even have that absolutely and absolutely wide know she's with like I don't know it's so gross absolutely look there there's low lower class white people someone who needs to get off the street because of drugs it doesn't matter if they're white or not no no it doesn't but the ice I love this twist that ends up she's Hispanic it's like [ __ ] you hey hey hey she is a Hispanic Latino Chicano were proud of our heritage such a I love this guy house is sick what a smooth [ __ ] man he's such a graceful oh he's a hero by the way little aside I've been speaking to Rudy about flying him we're going to fly him out to LA we're going to put him in hotel we're going to get him a guest on this podcast I talked I've been texting with him he's super down he's super excited so we just need to figure out was the best time to get him out here but honestly in my mind I'm like what happened in there because maybe he was inappropriate and now seeing this he's fully vindicated fully and completely vindicated yeah he did nothing to deserve that treatment they were hostile from the very beginning yes I want to say this right now I respected you when you see sounds like you are coughing yes like well is that is that not the best triggered sound ever like that's an actual library right now I respect you when you speak it sounds to me like you're coughing there in the background my friend says this world we live in all truly bizarre people and things to behold oh my god you burped like I was going crazy I bet it's itchy my throat we have it is we yeah I think Ethan got an allergy or some [ __ ] Oh bye alright listen to you that's like the social justice where your mating call someone needs me she's calling in reinforcements yeah there's walk there's buses of like blue haired what is that a massive frame so it should Justice where he's being bused in to support sex in this game I'm playing there's this one game where they do that where they scream for reinforcements step 5 we're thinking about we want to make a HD report where we talk about this and all there's no so this is like this is a great stuff this is actually good material to it'd be great to make a sketch where you do like that social justice warrior made in Colin you have like reinforcements coming in [ __ ] should do a whole casting call with Craigslist people there is what they keep going several interruption I'm going to allow him a pretty things like what am i dealing with yeah they're not even letting him talk he's just and I listened before like well you can clearly understand why after coming out of this he's like my name is Hugh mangas which is honestly a really nice way of saying [ __ ] you yeah and to wrap up his comments I need you to wrap up your comments though because I'm trying to see on climate why it's my what I have to say doesn't matter because I live as a bi really seriously what matters is is what everybody else has to say we support this precinct we think it's important investment for public safety in the north end thank you thank you what are they doing off-screen Rudy's looking off the screen and like pure shock in the sky and you can't hear anything I can only imagine she's just like got her badge out or something crazy my name is Anand Joshi I am here I can't even listen to her talk like thee you know it's given you listen it is like the there's so much self-importance and delusion in her every word she says she thinks she's walking with their King to support blacklivesmatter I'm here to speak to block the bunker the fact that there is even a soul to give what is a corrupt murderous institutionalized gang 160 million dollars is outrageous it is mirror they are just a few bad apples because all of the other apples around them speak for them and protect them why are your apples this apples metaphor is going pretty deep apples don't wait why are Apple speaking it's a very extended metaphor I don't know why you gotta yell because she's Martin Luther King she is changing the world what are you doing [Music] defense is your company alright I admit that there's problems with the police department like a lot mm-hmm you know what does she want she want to abolish the police you want to kill all them I'm not sure I did yeah I don't really understand the full argument here well they're just saying don't open the new precinct but the way she's talking is over yeah just the way they beheld phul the dialogue they're having is like there's no such thing as black and white I believe in this this is the only way it is all cops are bad all these talking apples which apparently she also has this mentality of like I'm just going to start yelling until someone kicks me out we that's right and then it's so she can be oppressed too I'm going to start disrupting this public hearing as much as possible till I get kicked out and then it's oppression I love if they just left her there close to like close the lies lock the door and for these messes that a big people and make them harmless this money needs to go to people we need housing the people need to do - people need so her argument is that that money should be used on other community projects which again is a defensible fair position but this is not a productive debate this is just a straight-up trigger warfare it's just so amazing - to finally have this footage oh my god it's so insightful because I always wondered yeah there they are there's a cause is Jackie is Jackie lemon here that's Chuckie Levitt in the house so anyway I thought that was absolutely fascinating um looking at young Lyon musk who's here looks so crazy well what can we watch wait does he not have more hair now than he did I just got recommended this documentary about young Elon Musk in a 1999 documentary about millionaires and he looks horrible he looks better now yeah I almost creaking my god you look like a bunny he looks like a little child in a man's field it's seven o'clock in the morning it's 7 o'clock in the hooding come on musk anxiously waits for his golden payoff his prize for paying his dues in the valley all right when I was Lucy yeah I just wanted to it look like anyway I thought that was absolutely fascinating I I think we'll have to make a video about that because it's just amazing and then we're gonna have a Rudy here to talk about it it's going to be a wonderful full circle and by the way Rudy's doing great I spoke to him recently said hey Rudy how are you he said I'm doing great thanks to you guys all of us he's like what a [ __ ] legend him he honestly handled himself like and with pure class race in there yep yep yep humongous blessed next up living moving right along you guys maybe have seen this on Twitter I was talking about on Twitter Logan Paul and studio71 yesterday I was cooking breakfast and I got a notification on my phone that our two videos about Logan Paul got claimed mm-hmm by studio71 and I was like uh-uh girl no you did not can you believe this shit's still going on I do believe it oh my god like so here's the best part the irony of the situation studio71 is a MCM that used to be called collective and they did literally the same exact thing with prank invasion yeah except they could we were much much smaller I think we had like 200,000 subscribers when it happened Oh was it um it was prank evasion and they took it down no it was full screen that took it down oh [ __ ] you're right oh god I'm right it was a whole situation so a full screen took it down and we were at the time with collective and collective instead of being on our side started to tell us that we should actually keep it down remember wasn't that yeah there was there were they were like bullying us from the inside yeah and they lied to us and we ended up signing this contract and then they were like sorry you signed a contract so those guys are such leaves bad so there was a whole situation with them so great guy collective made ela cry yeah they essentially I just would never taught they're great guys seriously that was like my first expanding like business people and one like love them dish in the industry I think you must hate them but yeah I probably more than anyone maybe my lord well what happened was we said we'll join you but we need to be managed which means that we're excluded from the Content ID system because we make reaction videos which are fair use but if they get automatically checked and it'll be a lot extra work for us and so they said yes we'll give you managed partnership and we sign and then all the sudden were not managed anymore and they don't tell us that so our videos start getting claimed by the automated system we're like yo what the [ __ ] and they're like so and we decided that we don't want to give you manage or there or there was like a misunderstanding also where apparently the guy that was handling I didn't know what manage me is like I tell you I thought managed means that I'm your manager and we're like are you working in the same business because managed is not that no he does and then we had a whole conversation with the whole team and they're like look store you got to grow up you signed a contract so now you're stuck that's basically what they said to us that's exactly what they said even worse I'm gonna war is I don't I said okay fine you don't want to manage our channel just release us from the contract then because we signed your contract them and they refused they're like no it's time to grow up your handle you sign a contract and ela was like crying because we were so trapped and our channel was so [ __ ] with them and he's like he did it he wouldn't do it and I I've never encountered anything that dark and ugly and just inhuman before and then I heard like I was I was speaking with another person with them and they were saying that collective someone from collective who managed us when we were with them was telling him not to collaborate or work with us because we're bad news yeah so within the organization they're telling their own agents not to work with us because we're bad news the guy who made Allah cry so moving forward the reason we're talking about this is because somehow maybe like a month or two later all of a sudden they're called studio71 they changed their brand name guys and it's all great we're not collective anymore the slimy douche bag because auditorium CN you know how we got out of that contract because Ethan made a tweet saying something about like I don't know what you said something about how they were handling us yeah and then as soon as they saw the Twitter they email that's okay we'll let you go now no way that they said if you erase the tweet yeah and sign this paper that says non-disparagement then we'll let you go and I'm like I'm not signing that that's why I can talk about it now I've never talked about it but it just came up now so yeah so now they're just called studio71 and let's just forget about everything else they've done because they have a new name studio71 baby it's jazzy it's fresh the seven and the one making arrow points to the right because you're going to be going that way when you join us skyrocketing in the stats so we when we saw them claim our videos again like we let's go mother [ __ ] it was beautiful you can tell why this is that this is rough anyway look anyway they're to be fair I tweeted out to studio71 Logan Paul and immediately they got back to us and immediately they resolve the situation and dropped it there so as to be fair it's just funny that they're still doing this [ __ ] and I'm yeah is there no oversight like they're just like claim yeah and if it's and you know if it's a smaller channel is just like your have you have no recourse you there's nothing to do so they end and and total fairness they Clinton they cleared it and drop it and like the matter of 30 minutes and Logan Paul tweeted out you good bro I don't know I mean I assume it was meant to be a condescending mm-hmm you good bro basic anyway I was like dude I recommend checking with your network before they start claiming videos on your bass yeah it's so sleazy like dude if it's not a full reload you have no right to ever do anything with that video and I hate this [ __ ] move of claiming it it's my opinion is if you're going to claim it you might as well just take it remove it unless [ __ ] dance [ __ ] because this claim is such a passive-aggressive little [ __ ] s plate because it's like you're censoring them by removing their money but you're not making it obvious because you're not doing the full takedown which would show this video was removed by collective it's like such a bitch-ass play it's pathetic yeah and in this day and age after all the [ __ ] we've been through these big networks having [ __ ] changed one bit anyway in fairness they resolved it immediately but if we were a small channel we probably would still be getting pricked on studio71 collective those guys are real sleaze bags let me tell you next and I love back in the day they're like if you remove the tweet will let you leave the contract yeah like what happened all of a sudden all of sides okay okay now we've got some leveraging really you want to do a trade out of prison [ __ ] em seams are a nightmare there are some good ones out I'm not gonna I'm not going to curse all MGM's there are there are some good ones I'd like 97% of them what does the truth is it really depends on the size of your channel if you're a big channel all the m stands are going to be pretty nice to you yeah back then we had no one we were smaller which is why we're so scary because you have no one to talk to and you're just stuck in that yeah and that you have no way to live like they can drop you by anything by the way is that so [ __ ] back then yeah is that so [ __ ] back in the day when that happened and MCN can just click a button and drop you regardless of anything you've signed but if you want to leave you have to beg them and plead with them to remove them remove you and in that case they said [ __ ] off no and they just have to click a button like how horribly structure is that ie ie oh by the way thank you to everyone subscribing on Twitch prime twitch prime is one of the greatest things of all time you can give us money for free that's right for free I love twitch I'm not official or Amazon I love twitch and Amazon I'm not sponsored by 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that why how are we gonna get sued I'm that scared now from losses yeah I know I mean we literally guys everything I said was my opinion yeah it's my experience of that story nothing was facts okay so definitely relax I just made it all up okay look that's what a joke that's what happened all right that's not defamation if it's what happened this is my recollection of what happened in this case they were fair they admit it was a mistake they even said that it was erroneous in an email to me and they cleared it up fast so that was great to their credit and to Logan's credit they cleared up very fast I'd like to believe that they would do that for a smaller creator I'd like to believe that and I hope that this was a learning experience for them going forward to be more cautious and have more places before claiming a video that being said no I'm kidding I won't go there next story this is one this hot hot hot you guys to CNN blackmailing the blackmailing the Nemer on reddit who made the Trump wrestling the CNN logo this should blew my socks off you before your socks off I mean I was just truly shocked by this story let me pull it up so as you guys probably know it was everywhere in the media Trump tweeted out this really obscene let me see if I can find it I want to show you guys where is it not there no it's just a picture of it we trade Trump CNN Wrestling gift I mean in case you haven't seen it let me let me show it to you here it is so Trump tweeted out this gif steve-o said you bet I'm alright thanks for checking I mean let me check on steve-o before the show started we were watching steve-o had a livestream on Instagram and he was like his face was all burned yeah and we were like what the [ __ ] happen to steve-o but anyway he said he's alright god bless you man [ __ ] you know um what's his gift how do you find gifts they want not to find gifts at a gifts work does anyone know how to work it here we go hello Internet hmm well I ever want to have sinned it probably anyway wait I gotta find this is ridiculous what the [ __ ] how hard is it to get a gift I think those are it's supposed to work it's not though this is just an image here it is I think well this is embarrassing that I can't get this knock DNG oh my god so give the give the preface you let me see someone found it can you tell the backstory while I look for this the backstory yeah so um Donald Trump the President of the United States of America tweeted on his Twitter its Dylan as to it I think I'm getting there I'm okay he found this great meme it was a gift and he just tweeted it out could I have anything I don't know why I searched and I can't find it how did you find it so fast someone link okay here it is for the holiday Christ I here is [ __ ] me hi all right about to have a panic attack good right here's the [ __ ] gift for Christ's sake so he tweets this out which says fraud News CNN fnn fake news network all right I'm going to open it clearly avert has six hundred thousand legs three hundred fifty thousand retweets clearly and it depicts him from the wrestling days when he tackled Vince McMahon and punched him in the face may put CNN logo on Vince McMahon's face clearly a very distasteful thing for the President of the United States to tweet out clearly a very inappropriate thing but a bit of a meme to not I mean it's kind of a an interesting time when a sitting president can tweet something like this out okay so CNN got super butthurt about it but when it happened I'm like cNN has the high ground now like they'd just be like that was super unprofessional you the president grow up and they move on but that's not what they did they were in the high ground in my opinion I was like you know good for them now look at now look at this ship how CNN found the reddit user behind the Trump wrestling gift so they start digging into where this gif originated and they says to the kid let me pull this article open it's so weird because I just don't understand why how is the guy related like why does it matter who is the guy who made it so this is this is yeah so they says CNN is not publishing his name they says his reddit account Han [ __ ] solo there's something playing in the background oh this is [ __ ] odd yeah because he's a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology showed his remorse by saying he was taking it down all the spending post and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again in addition he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same so they get a hold of this guy and they make him apologize for making a [ __ ] meet like let's okay let's get over the daxing that they says they says CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change what I don't understand it doesn't work for the president he just made a meme on the Internet it's so pathetic it's so pathetic when I read this I'm like I can't be understanding this right yeah an ad when after a Reddit user for making a meme who okay before the president tweeted this out it was completely innocent so like how was he how was he responsible for the president he doesn't work for the president and then they make him publish this pathetic apology listen what they says about it he showed remorse by taking it down and he said he's not going to repeat this ugly behavior again on social media it's a [ __ ] silly gif and then they start talking about how you made racist post and stuff like the same thing that happened we can bond right like why are you doing it doesn't even matter who the person is why I even start going there it's not relevant at all it's so pathetic and like before this I was kind of defending sin and the way the president treats CNN I think is completely unprofessional unwarranted but after this I'm like this is so pathetic it's just a guy on the internet making a joke and now all the sudden he's on trial like who cares if he's a racist piece of [ __ ] it's just a meme like I don't see why he should be on trial at all yeah if anything judged the president he's the one who shared the gift but the guy who made it it's like like he was posting racist comments and jokes on I'm going to hell for this which if you guys know anything about that subreddit it's there and it celebrates really horrible things and really horrible behavior as like a meta joke whatever if you're offended by that whatever I'm not here to judge that content well what it can even if it is full-on racist disgusting person yeah what does it matter doesn't matter he doesn't Trump didn't Commission him to make it I was so blown away by this you guys I I'm like man I can't believe what the shoes come to and they like stood by it they put it on the front page proudly and I'm like CNN is blackmailing someone who made a meme because it I'm just I just in shock next story so now now everyone's making CNN memes and honestly rightfully so they barked up the wrong tree I can't believe that they thought that was a good look for them they have the high ground just be like now super unprofessional mr. president yeah we're going to keep doing the news to like this but hurt like soccer mom does that make sense they're butthurt soccer mom what's a what is this all come online well a soccer mom there's there's somewhere in there it makes sense okay somebody think about that and let me know how it makes sense all right let's move it on that was really shocking to me though I couldn't believe that [ __ ] alright what else we got Ellen gasps caught stealing we have a lot of shoes she was down here oh my god we have so much stuff you guys there yet Lucas your coab yuck I wish here's a great one one of the top a real top of the month for you so Ellen did this segment on a show where she catches on hidden camera one of her guests stealing and she handles it in a way that is really quite cringy and hard to watch but art is ethic look the show 14 years ago I said this is going to be like a relationship and the most important thing the foundation of a good relationship is say it with me separate thermostat okay that trust right Trust is very important so before the show I put out some Ellen products with a sign that said only one per person and I just wanted to see how honest my audience was you know because it turns out you're very honest very very honest we've set up have you guys to know and dance by the way unbelievable let me tell you that lady can dance but how do you not sure was the real Ellen or the fake one mm-hmm you know no I saw the fake know that she sucks she doesn't she can't [ __ ] do [ __ ] like ellentube it sound like a porn site yeah good like it's got a watermark on this it says Alan - it sounds like we're people like like Ellen parody porn we're like people dress up like Ellen and then have lesbian sex or something or they like try having sex with the man for the first time that she likes it but she didn't realize why is this 70 town we got the joke maybe and maybe in one episode like yeah she's like look under your seat and then there's like a sex toy there and then turned it to a huge orgy no she doesn't get the look under you see that's Oprah well she does it everyone does it look under see it's that one - Beulah this is my family LT was a dirty dirty place guys now I get sued by Owen we're getting sued today wherever mine CNN oh my god we're just going to leave the country of that like give up be an American like people who collect and what do you call it tickets like from there you know how some people I wonder car like a million tickets they just gave out right right we're going to be like that lawsuit yeah yeah yeah another lawsuit fine Marty and debt like fifty million dollars just another parking ticket you should applaud yourself that's really it's really tough to because you know nobody's watching you don't think so we set up hidden cameras just to make sure so watch how honest this lady is right here watching the videos do you think it's fake I mean III wouldn't I would not doubt it for a salute split second I tell you why the way they're it's almost like they were doing it for the video that's roll is gonna say is do they probably wouldn't know like no one would say that though if it was real bill just say take another one for my girlfriend but they're with their friends they're having a great time I get the feeling that it's fake year then you're probably right I was going to say it's watching these like run women like freaking out over Ellen merch is something to behold here's a hat this is al-anon it's not that big of a deal you guys I wouldn't even recommend wearing that in public but what do I know so she's warded it pretty sounds inside so you put that back and you weren't going to take it and you own it so I have the Hat for you that's the way I got the story was that you it's getting there boiler alert okay I guess I shouldn't watch yo get back sorry spoiler alert okay that's for you for being honest you don't have to buy it now look here's a $10 merch shot congratulations hit that that's so amazing I mean any and you could have taken more than one thing and you didn't except for these ladies right here [Music] okay I'm gonna go [Music] oh there she is oh so this one it gets really really rough okay [Music] [Music] so so these girl I guess what happened was Alan said as part of her social experiment she's a YouTube prankster now she says to our audience over you can have one free item so embarrassing that dude thank God so this okay does the does the punishment fit the crime I don't think you know yeah I don't think so either so this one girl who's in the audience now and she taped her under in secrecy took like an extra pin I can't imagine that pin cost more than five dollars no and so now she's got her on the camera showing her crime and humiliate people watch Ellen like 5 million people yeah so you pretty much ruined I mean kind of ruin at her like I was so quick to say that it's got to be fake because like what's the I don't know maybe they need their permission right well no no no they get their permission because her own words well before they they sign a release when they go on the show cuz they're in the audience too they sign a release before they even enter the building they all sign releases hmm definitely that's so embarrassing so like yeah so let's let's measure the crime and the punishment here so she's here being absolutely humiliated not just in the crowd but to everyone watching that's five that's million everyone who knows her is going to see this [Music] then she goes back and she returns one of her stolen items and in which is it on fire well she didn't I'll go an additional item yeah it shows some character like she didn't steal any more I mean I was like this [ __ ] stole one of my hats and now I'm gonna ruin her life can you imagine like she's in your employee or you're dating this girl and you're like this this I mean I don't know that she did do that I'm very conflicted on this but let's continue this has got to be one of the more I never and I uncomfortable things I've ever seen on television like I don't know where she gets off with this moral high ground - it's like this woman probably makes twenty five thousand dollars a year yeah Alan's a billionaire and she's she's sitting up there educating people in the morals of not stealing a $10 hat and you're like listen in her mind I'm kind of okay with her being like this is a billy this is they make so much [ __ ] money I can steal a hat and nobody cares I get paid a thousand dollars a month [ __ ] it oh yeah it's not that crazy it's not like she stole a car I mean there's different levels of theft I'm just coming you know it's just that's not cool so what's so embarrassing it's on her it's so over the top and Ellen sitting up there like the judge and jury she's like George Washington the white power powdered wig it's like that you're a billionaire what do you know about poverty hello hi what's your high sister couldn't come so that was her souvenir yeah yes our rowdy people sisters couldn't come so what is your name Nancy Nancy saw I'm Nancy what do you think about it a bit my disgust at it makes me dislike Ellen yeah it's not cool I don't know like it's just a hat all this unmerge hat of March like all the sudden you're in the show and then the cameras on you and Ellen on television when the most popular shows in America also like interning you in case your boss didn't realize you just saw you on TV what's your name yeah what's your name where you live can I get you Social Security number do you mind if I send this to everyone you know so uh look I like that you like the product so much that you wanted to bring one back for your sister but um now when you go like to Costco or or you're the kind of person like when you go trick-or-treating and nobody's home you don't just take that you take the bowl you just walk away no no listen I I really she's actually the type of person that would like cheat on your spouse your this you're the type of person you're the type of person that if keys were in a car you just get up and take it right the the stuffs were there for free right so they were like supposed to take one yeah it's so not the same as stealing from Costco not even not even close also she took your merge hat that's free promotion for you if your sister wears it on the street it's like shut up it's your merge she should have stolen yeah of course well that's just let's say that still is wrong let's acknowledge that right away but Ella and so grow your billionaire ass off that [ __ ] high horse you give you faced elf looking dancer I don't get Alan I'm sorry I just don't get Alan I understand the appeal I don't think she's funny I don't think she's charming I'm sorry I don't get Alan what about Lucas yaqoub yuck I find him more interesting than Alan but it's his dream to be on this show well he's got to do a start stealing [ __ ] I'm sorry that's embarrassing and everything but you know let that be a lesson to you cuz you think you think nobody's watching you and you just need to be a good person just because you want to be a good person you go sit in that Ellen jail over there right now this is so [ __ ] [Applause] yo kids this is so fun stuff back there come here this is still hard to watch he's putting her and it's fair on the stage I made like a grade for section to it what's your sister's name I know that when you when you feel better I'd like shavers and your back yeah I just felt about you got the Korean shivers we need to get the masks in here the whole hazmat suits Anna got you in big trouble [Music] so they they not okay I guess Alan maybe thought it was just like a playful haha funny thing but they loved this clip so much they actually upload it on her Channel I thought I actually think it's disgusting I'm horrified by this it's got time nine point two million views that's like that's a large percentage of the whole of American population now knows oh comments are disabled Wow way to be brave Alan you know what [ __ ] you Alan if you could have pulled this [ __ ] you don't disable the comments you take the heat for it seriously I got beef with Ellen now this shit's out not cool and by the way I think that lady seems like not that good of a person not even like her I had a bad reception of her but that's being said I don't like anyone involved in this video [ __ ] me that is so stupid we could all be creamed Jack I know I just like it everyone's spamming the cringe loco and uh that is seriously so [ __ ] up I don't get Alan look at her this is her logo she's like hiding and crawling you ever watched a long segment I watched and I'm always in disbelief like why why what is this why I don't know Eli you're a woman tell me why do people like Ellen what do you think that all women either while I explain it to 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is so close to making jello it makes me wonder what has been in the jello all these years anyway so let's watch the video so when he gets out of court this is what happens during a one of his court dates [Music] so beat in the muck get in the mind of Bill Cosby if you can it's walking out of court if you got something like that he would do and in one of his shows or something it's not it's from an old show called Fat Albert okay his slogan was hey hey hey so it's doing a meme but a little bit of a bad timing a little a little bit just a tiny bit so get into the mind of Bill Cosby if you can he's coming out of court people are asking him a day you know do you have any comment you raped everybody everybody spit rape and then his mind the appropriate response to all this is hey I don't know if he's lost it was it funny maybe it's funny nothing is really funny in that situation yeah there's not much humor left there honestly well Chappelle had a great what was Chappelle's want was it Chappelle who said he rapes but he saves yeah well in his Netflix allyship I could throw that up if you guys haven't seen Dave Chappelle's Netflix special you gotta check it out he has a great bit about Bill Cosby he rapes but he saves does the rape outweigh all the good he did for community sorry to say he rapes but he saves and he goes hey hey hey so he's still trying to entertain the people yeah oh god its next the whole Bill Cosby thing I'm fascinated by he let you stop trying to stop trying to get me to go you probably should because we have so much talk well but I got to talk about Bill Cosby that guy is fascinating he like was such a huge advocate for block rights and advancing the black artists in the community itself that's what they suppose yeah and but how do you as a person live with that duality of like I'm he's super high every time he talked it was all from like the high ground a moralistic high ground like I'm Bill Cosby I'm doing all this great thing for the world how can you on one hand be that person but at on the other hand just be raping people like crazy it's complicated in the world people always go people are messy this is the common OS people are messy and life's messy it's like yeah I accept that but you're I mean you're raped you raping people like you mix jello it's a tricky question does the good he did outweigh great go ask someone we're not well by psychology to tell you about that is it possible to separate them to be like the good the bad was good the bad was bad we don't need to mix them because he as a as a person he's a piece of [ __ ] I don't know because this [ __ ] is insane it's not trying to rape someone you got to do it once it's pretty rough something is like whatever I don't know what's going on in his mind I don't think I you know if I screw down figure that out yeah because you know like he raped one person it's like man that that was good bad or good or whatever but I like the 30th one he's like I'm getting pretty good at this rape thing I wonder if you like streamlined it I don't like talking about it it's too heavy you don't talk about streamlined rape no I don't like a McDonald's hamburger alright let's move on he was getting uncomfortable about Bill Cosby well if you're getting got a problem to do that you have a serious problem obviously it's fascinating alright you love you sorry accept my apology I'll leave you with this what's that haunt your dreams Gila moving on to you I have only this to say ela hey let's move on this one I hate to watch it but I have to because I'm friends with jesse wellens I love the guy I actually really like him he's a really cool great guy but he recently jesse wellens from prankvsprank on youtube you guys know who he is he was hosting an event at e3 this year and this has got to be one of the most brutal cringe things I've seen in a long long time but it's so fascinating and great to watch me open this up when I'm done good ok so I'll give a little back story I'm gonna hate you for watching why is he gonna hate me he made a video about on his channel I have to acknowledge it yeah wait this one's missing the beginning let me see if there's a better version ok yeah this one's better so I'm sorry getting this turn like look at this tournament it cracks me the [ __ ] up so what he said in his video is like him he thought he wasn't on for another ten minutes so they're like Jesse you're on and so he wasn't efficient whatever he was even ready yeah I thought the term when I first watched he's trying to be cool but he's just a deer in headlights whatup guys thank you for having me ei if you guys don't know who I am I wonder if he was almost like what up pants well that's his slogan is the what up peeps yeah and when me and and we're making a parody of YouTube vloggers we said what up pimps my name is jesse wellens and now I can't stop saying it I am a YouTube creator so I am here to talk about need for speed wait this is anything a little bit payback if you guys didn't know Nicci payback oh god don't do that I didn't just play the clip I'm bung yeah it's great good but I also decide I mean YouTube creator defeat hey this is so brutal yeah I'm you feel traitor I'll set aside coming out and then what is he he says his name and then introduces him from a different name it's really funny I got my blue mark his executive party out here he is the producer of the game Thank You Nick my boy mark is good Thank You Nick that's my favorite and then he'd like shutters on it so it's like Thank You Nick I love Jesse what happen though I didn't want to is we can walk nation about it well I can I can I can defend them pretty well I think the reason why this is so fascinating to me is because I see myself there I know I may do like I can see this happening to me oh yeah it's way it's way too close to home like we recently did the livestream care star breeze in the I didn't for the announcing the payday 2 DLC which I'm very excited about by the way we've been doing voiceover for that it's been really fun he'll has been mm-hmm just to go on a little tangent we've been doing voiceover for the DLC payday 2 they're adding me Neil as playable characters it should be coming out in a couple months and ela has been hailing it on the voiceover it was really hard for me first and then they brought someone like a voice acting coach their cylinder held me they're so nice and it was actually really helpful really either was like listen I can't because we went and did it once for trial and in all fairness like you couldn't get loud and you you were had trouble like I had no when we got into this whole thing I had no idea what it was actually going to be like actually we have to do like 300 pages of lines like we have to do like 20 hours of studio recording of voiceover and you need to yell and like being in character so so at first they're like ela was like listen she was feeling really bad she's like I don't think I can do this and she wrote our contact there and she's like if you want to cut me and just do ela or just do Ethan I totally understand and they're such gracious great people they're like they're like [ __ ] no we're including you ela kleiner for life and they got her a voice coach yeah an acting coach and they've been doing sessions together and we went in yesterday for voiceover and he'll it was like crushing it all like holy [ __ ] I was so impressed it's pretty cool though I'm just I'm really excited for that to come out it's gonna be a ton of fun I can't wait for that anyway back to this story so anyway I was saying we did a stream for them we flew out to Sweden and did this whole big live stream we're mean Eva were guests on there and I was so nervous that OH cause what happened why does idubbbz get away with it but I can't he's not sitting here I don't know what's up where's Oh guys hey sorry sorry I should have apologized sooner but I thought that I was going to this was going to be me on that live stream and there's something horrible horrible I've liked here we're in our studio it's in our environment yeah you know but there it's like in their environment and you're talking about [ __ ] at least I didn't have a script the script if I I can't do scripts I think my dyslexia like any time like we did that video with Vsauce yeah oh my god you guys I'm so [ __ ] dumb like we did this video with Vsauce and I had like three lines first script and it took me like an hour it was so brutal to get it right I got it right at once and I don't think it was very good they're like ok coke a good wrap it wrap it wrap it oh my god I can't do lines so anyway my heart goes up to Jesse yeah I so bad but he was saying essentially like he was super nervous about doing it from the beginning the teleprompter was all messed up it was unsynched and it was different from what he had rehearsed and then the best part is like the beginning just kills me like look at this can you imagine like Jesse Jesse you're on and he's like what what up what up guys thank you for having me EA if you guys don't know who I am my name is jesse wellens and I am a YouTube like and he's like playing it so hard like I hope that it goes sleeper so I am here too alright we'd have to watch this again or do we know anyway my heart goes out to you Jesse hey guy what a haps we're actually hopefully gonna do a collaboration with them soon we want to do a lookbook we're like all these looks that I've done all these goofy ht3 memes because Jesse actually does like serious lookbook videos that are super well shot editing super talented filmmaker so we thought it'd be funny to have that professional style filming and editing but with my looks instead of like an actual song yeah hopefully we can do that soon he'll be great what do you want to watch sting embarrassed by cover dude gets caught breaking in that was amazing this is a good one you wanna watch out let's watch all them [ __ ] it we agreement so man this one's pretty brutal so Pierce Morgan is on I don't know really the back story here but he hosts the show with Susan Susanna Reid and I I guess this guy's must be pretty annoying because it seems like everybody has had it up to here with him and well this is just a great moment we agree when people start banging on about politics on Facebook I really annoys me I've had to unfriend the family members because this is how I can't but please I need some respite can't you just put a picture of your little kid so having an ice-cream yeah when someone just keeps going on and on and on and you just need rest sigh and a break and you just wish you can see from them and but you just forced every day to listen to their views I know exactly how you feel she's talking about him and he's just like what's aw [ __ ] Tobin it's awesome look at for the best part there because it seems like a meme right and I love the camera work they keep getting those like a Mickey thing closes of a spade response can't you just put a [ __ ] and when she finished they just moved right pasty he didn't even say anything about it so I think he was clearly very butter during your little kid having an ice cream I don't know the hands they have banter a lot so who the [ __ ] knows yeah I'm trust anything I see on television unless it's on shark tank I buy everything there I love sharks hey can I talk about that as a my new obsession the best show shark tank you expect it to be really stupid mm-hmm but it's amazing it's so good and I love that there's no like fake drama they don't try to make you cry every time sometimes every time like some you know someone has a sad story they let him say it and then everyone's like I'm out yeah but it's real it's actually like the real reality show where they have these investors and they actually have their money on the line that they do look back on people and see how the deals are doing it's fascinating it's like educational it's dramatic it's oh I love that show I didn't expect to check out Shark Tank everyone is probably already like we're late to the game we just started watching it for somebody I feel like I'm like talking I just discovered this new show shark tank have you guys heard of it every time I cooked something lucky I've been watching appears yeah I don't watch TV I don't know what's going on there have you guys heard about the show Seinfeld I just discovered it have you heard of Seinfeld surprisingly funny show all right next up this was great so apparently stink you guys know the the rock musician he's being honored in this ceremony and they have this performer playing the song fact his famous song back to him every step you take and it's really an awful version I'm surprised that that that this is who they got for this and you can see sting as [ __ ] hates it you can't even hide his disgust it's pretty surprising [Music] what's that finding with a good time [Music] it sounds pretty bad some very amateur every breath you take every move you make every bond you break every oh I'll be watching you I mean it's like pretty amateur it's not that bad honestly it's a little goofing to begin every shuttle ding reaction what kills it does every word you say but every game you play every night you stay I'll be watching oh my god you can't even hide his suggestion like you think and they're zooming in on it they're making it so much awkward anybody what you think it's his awards ceremony so you think that he would be on at least like smile and play along so imagine how much this cover is actually discussing him he looks like he's actually in pain he probably is [Music] but everywhere everywhere you see value-free I got that now just listen the thing is in having them you take I'll be watching you [Music] get all of this my my you have to tear you doing [Music] I love this slow zooming pan they have on his leg all right laughter that should resting wrist people are saying oh is that cart guitar player blind I don't think so he's just one of those cool last folks with classes dude gets caught breaking and this is a classic this one is not from this month but I haven't talked about it yet so let's go have you seen this Gila you're gonna love this no it's called - dude gets caught trying to break into his neighbor's house who was watching the whole time you imagine people are saying that is blind and we just made fun of him I didn't make fun of him for being blind what just good someone's blind you can't talk [ __ ] on them also I'd even pile it on him read oh my god he's blind you can't seem to even talk about him God forbid anybody has some kind of disability well I have no idea I don't know leave me alone leave me out of this I don't care if he's blind dude so you sucks at playing guitar you can be blind and good and playing music I'm not saying that if you're blind you can't play music good you could still suck at [ __ ] is that a revelation a war is I'm not bad all right let's watch it [ __ ] that blind guy why did he see why don't you see idiot work on your vision dum-dum before you pick up a guitar I hate blind people right EULA I was trying to watch this by the way I wasn't doing anything the problem throughout was doing anything I promise look at this [ __ ] guy's faded this is the kind of guy he looks like he was breaking into like sniff his underwear or something he's not you didn't wanna steal anything you just want to give us undo this no thumbs I wasn't you know I wasn't you I wasn't I wasn't question I was trying to cook into you like this more the most pathetic video this spotted guy man get Michael if I don't stop trying to [ __ ] have much more to do it on I swear to god dude dude I was not bring in your house dude we think he was breaking in to steal [ __ ] or to smells underwear finally smell I know that's what I think too cuz it's his neighbor like you can't steal [ __ ] and go next door that is so weird do you think he was there smell his underwear jizz under his pillow I don't know but I think it was up to something weird definitely up to something weird he wasn't after monetary gain he was after weird sexual gratification that's my hunch I was in dude he says just excuses if they confused was that his lock was [ __ ] up so he was troubleshooting to learn how to fix his lock on his door really that's what he said yeah nothing crazier helps to hear me did you hear me do my doorstop number I was trying to [ __ ] get another door follow me how to do it and I'm sorting out with a song at Ranger house my mom talked to my decision it's like laying on the ground I mean this is a special kind of video yeah a special kind of Ville you don't come around often we need to cherish these moments footage from the people to him on the ground please just get up and leave Doug Doug do you hear me remember I told you their name break my Scrolls about that us about that for video where is Ellen now can we get yet there is contood alright house one any call material you have anything add no the special kind of video does not come around every day mexic okay this is a great one mexican smash face and cake meme is what I wrote I have a great story that goes along with this so apparently Mexicans have a tradition that when it's your birthday you smash the person's head into the cake as they're singing really yeah that's what my dad told me he they lived in Mexico for five years and I have a story that corroborates this so they have this tradition that they smash your head into the cake are these people Mexican am I an [ __ ] because that were weapons wearing a headscarf oh my god they're not Mexican oh [ __ ] loser what the [ __ ] oh my god alright I apologize you just wanted to tell you a story I'll tell the story spill but ok [ __ ] me I apologize Mexicans are not represent every race in the world all people of color are not the same Christ that was embarrassing what I thought I had to Garbo's like I'm a white guy I just became a white guy officially alright whatever ah [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] friends like visa let me let me shove my friend my god the cameos yeah I just thought about it Wow like that's like a lot of fire imagine if you didn't he would what the [ __ ] what friends like these who needs enemies having a laugh Allah so anyway here's my story okay my story about Mexican still stands all right let's just pretend these were Mexicans for the sake of the story does that work can I do that mmm okay these weren't let me have a sip silly so when I was like five I was at a Mexican restaurant and we went there for my dad's birthday and my dad being the [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] that he is yeah can you imagine doing this to your poor son we go to this Mexican restaurant and it's his birthday and when we get there he says it's my son Ethan's birthday hmm so when we finish eating all they all come out and they bring me a piece of cake and they're singing to me I'm a young kid I'm confused I'm like it's not my birthday so he was just pranking you he was pranking me but here's when it gets weird we're uh when they're done when they're done singing they had me blow out on the candle it's just one candle not like a scorching inferno like we saw here and they shove my face full power into the cake they who the server's the waiters no way I swear to God and then I wasn't prepared at all who the [ __ ] prepared for that it gets in my nose in my mouth I'm choking and I puke at the table and I'm crying I'm bawling my eyes are not puking my mom runs me into the bathroom I'm a young child I my my dad fought to be fair he didn't know that happened the waiters just did that to you they shoved into the [ __ ] cake and I like inhaled and then I puked on the table as one of my most transformative childhood memories like okay do you always pick on the cake yeah all over myself oh my god like clearly he didn't know that they would like what I have restaurant it was a really big popular restaurant in our town center oh wow it's at a business now make sense they shoved one too many faces in case but I don't know I still give my dad shifts that more like they give me [ __ ] for that people are still getting [ __ ] for that to this day that has nothing to do with the people in this video in any way at all okay let's move on next we need more icon to anymore - which icon we need like a and sound for like now oh you're so true Dan I want to get a soundboard where we get like slamming Bradbury's and necks so like you can you can be like the audio engineer are you up for that cool oh yeah I want to get weird and wild with the show we can step this up to weirder parts Ethan hates blind guys thanks guys plus one the name of this episode I just saw someone post that in the comments all right let's move it on dude goats caught breaking in Mexicans scratch out Mexicans people smashing face and cake me too late so this Instagram model that we've been talking about recently wasn't in Christian burns yep a keemstar god bless his soul posted a video of him trying to stab someone I'm getting a little concerned about this guy I'm thinking that we probably shouldn't make fun so he clearly is very unstable person mm-hmm which makes me content yeah we shouldn't watch this video regardless we're gonna watch the video but keep in mind that he probably needs help this isn't like funny at this point but he's in this house with all these [ __ ] boys mm-hmm the people in this house are incredible I haven't sinned as are you serious you know so let me just play it anyway the stories he's trying to stab someone in this house that they're all sharing [Music] telling you it's like the real world with no cameras drop the knife who are all these people Wow what happened like beyond creation trying to stab someone like how did we get all these people in the one house this is Los Angeles in basically one short video okay christ almighty that's crazy so the dude is a little unstable yeah he's out there he's trying to stab people it's not cool give him a break I think give him a break he's a meme with a knife name is one thing but a meme with a knife it's a whole different ball game should I keep watching it nah thank you Andy I get the idea again who's [ __ ] no so go easy on the poor why did can't start wit it it came started he's a garden gnome what connections all over the place this one's fascinating polygon article about Anita sarkeesian you guys all know Anita sarkeesian I actually didn't know her before historian really so she's one of the most prompt this New Age very prominent feminist and I've seen some of her videos called feminist frequency where she talks about how video games are misogynistic and I am NOT extremely familiar with her work and all fairness to her I can't I don't feel well informed enough to make a full assessment of who she is and what she does but I asked you in one of her videos where she's looking at like hitman two and she's like showing a clip of the main protagonist walking through a strip joint and like she's like this is obvious that there's sex toys and that the character can do whatever he wants with her and she shows footage of the character like assassinating strippers and doing all these horrible things and she's like this character this game is super misogynistic and promotes really dangerous rapey behavior and then when you actually play the game you find out that you lose money you you get penalized by hurting the strippers in any way okay it's a stealth mission you're not supposed to kill the strippers that's not the objective of the game that's what she made it sound like so she really she's not very honest in this interview and so recently what happened was this guy sargon of akkad again not super familiar with his work so I can't make a judgment call about his character but he was sitting in at a panel at VidCon about what was it feminine or women on on the internet or something she was having a panel write about women on internet and I will say this I'm not talking to the panel itself I don't I don't know what they were talking about I think that women do have a heart on the internet so I'm not gonna like attack that but I mean like but this guy's are gonna cut who she's had beef with in the past was sitting in the front row and she says some [ __ ] like she says he's sitting there and I mean he was just sitting there he didn't say anything right he didn't say nothing I can see it obviously like there's obviously been beef between guns and any sitting there it's probe on her panel yeah it's definitely provocative but he didn't say anything and so she calls him human garbage with unprovoked she said some really horrible things where was it I can see let me find what she said to make actually Anita sarkeesian um what was his name Sargon Sargon of Akkad oh yeah and apparently there was something with boogie 2 with her oh yeah man you know there's a video of it for some reason I can't find it she honestly seems like a really rude person based on my I'm really kind of rude Mead person but to the best of my recollection she says something like cumin garbage like I'd like to talk about this but there's human garbage sitting on the front page on the front row not willing to engage him and just being super rude and not having a fruitful debate just being extremely rude and she was also super rude to buggy who apparently did uh was on stage with her and he said something that she didn't agree with and afterwards she was like that was super inappropriate and got like triggered by something completely the sweetest most non-confrontational person in the world so anyway polygon writes this article about the situation that I found was really saying I need to sarkeesian is astounding garbage human moment feminist speaker hits back at trolls and haters so this is polygon which was kind of interesting to see how the media covers these kind of things because it seemed like a they shared the blame I would say they shared the blame in the situation he was provocative she ultimately did not take the high road she was committed I think like if someone does that you got a just shot and you know you got to shut up and take it and still have your panel yeah I would be like hey welcome I hope you can have a civil debate yeah I'm glad you're here let's let's talk about this right so he was prerogative but she took it to a really unproductive and rude level so here's how here's how polygons covered this a faux camera is trained on Anita sarkeesian as she prepares to speak on a panel and footage later posted online the camera wall was slightly ok I don't need the [ __ ] colorful language some what happens after so many public appearances circadian has grown accustomed to speaking in front of a few hundred people but but but today she feels a certain intimidation crowd of her most ferocious critics including youtubers sit together in the front row their forms their phones pointed at her the camera carefully follows her as she acknowledged is her co-panelists and she checks her surroundings then she looks directly into the camera she looks at the man holding the camera sitting in front of a row carl benjamin is a british youtube personality let's get on with it he's made me I'm just gonna read the [ __ ] Carl Benjamin that's sarkeesian I assume as a British YouTube personality and was late 30s he has spoken Sargon yeah he said Sergei oh [ __ ] that's rough he spoken about sarkeesian and her work some of it some of his videos are thumbnails with ludicrously photoshopped images of sarkeesian at the time of writing his twitter page is bannered with pictures of sarkeesian bedroom has made his name dismissing her feminist documentary work such as tropes vs. women in video games that's when I was talking about where she was super dishonest with her analysis which details the cultural bias and video games he is a hero for many of the hate group such as gamergate a rough assemblage of misogynist racist conspiracy theorists and white wit ring ideologues who have spent years harassing sarkeesian and anyone who publicly supports her work that's so ridiculous like you can't be a critic of gamergate or you're a right-wing harasser yeah that's the new thing though that's the reality now you're criticize anything about your all your all pride it's your with us or against us I don't I think he is right he's like I don't know I can't speak for him he might be but he might be all right but his criticisms of her from what I've seen seem to be somewhat defensible valid points anyway I don't know haven't seen her stuff anyway but this is definitely what's going on here where this really progressive like radical left their super anti free speech and it comes to the point where you can't even like this is what we saw with humongous if you they are incapable of having a conversation if you're against them you're the [ __ ] enemy and you're a racist misogynist it's so unproductive it's great man so most of his YouTube videos follow standard reactionary protocols the his mouth froth the content reserved for feminists a hot topic for men who feel afraid and threatened by progresses nice editorial dum-dum do you hear that no he says his most frothy content is reserved for feminism a hot topic for men who feel afraid and threatened by progressiveness who they dismiss as the regressive left well that's really such a broad brush yeah I'm not familiar with this content but I feel like they say the same thing about me yeah it's true whenever we're criticized social justice warriors or say social justice warriors than people think that we're all pride just articles too long that I knew I do serious yeah I don't my problem is that I don't know either of them this is way longer than I thought holy crap anyway that my my my reaction essentially that but I did see the clip or she called you super river bridge and it seems so done like if you wanted to be taken seriously then still have your panel and let him sit there and let him be the you know the dumb dumb who came to annoy exactly here well okay this is a big long article but here let me at least read how this ends when confronted with the consequence of appalling behavior those organizations that hosts abusive activities including VidCon YouTube twitch and twitter offer little more than pleasantries and useless palliative they are ignoring their own urgent duty to show some courage to fully confront these awful displace of bullying if individuals like Anita sarkeesian can stand up to such aggression why can't these huge and powerful organizations get [ __ ] real alright that's all at the same [ __ ] this [ __ ] oh no I don't know I don't know what not you're right I don't know enough about it but that approach that like it's up to Twitter YouTube and VidCon to protect to shelter I saw what she said on that stage it was very rude all right let's move on to [ __ ] this [ __ ] this is a great one this is an oldie and a Goldie so these guys is a mega church pastor and he got into some hot water because he used church funds to buy himself a private jet to most people that may seem excessive but he had a very good excuse for why he spent Church money on - on a twenty million dollar private jet and this isn't one of my favorite videos so feast your eyes well first before I read the script Amos chapter 6 brother Copeland I was flying home from a meeting and I had come out of a glorious meeting I just found me in Creflo Dollar would preach II had a glorious meeting so I was for lack of a better way to say it I was spiritually hot people were saying touched and blessed God in the plane that God so graciously gave us we flying home as I was going home the Lord real quickly suggesting do you like your plane you know I thought that's a hard statement he gave us I agree it's odd at what point like these people are insane I mean they're criminals he's talking to God about a jet like if your God is so [ __ ] thing that he cares about airplanes that is a weak-ass God listen to this ship well certain memory said do you really like it he's like playing game well you like it yeah I like it do you really like it I'm God the all-powerful and I'm going to spend my time talking to you about your jet is not comedy well it is cup sorts and I thought well yes Lord he said then he said this so that's it I didn't know how to handle it but man what what he said is likely where I kept my I wanna and you gonna let you fade stagnate and when he said that that shocked me I'm like whoa wait I literally unbuckle my seatbelt my plane I stood up my pilot's look what I said do you need something that's no no I'm talking to God right now they picked me went back to fly I said a lot I don't think I was letting my stagnate he said so this is all I could ever do I said you want that you you trying to tell me something he said go to the Book of Amos so if you had the Book of Amos I want to read the script yes or second this is great this is amazing some beautiful mind [ __ ] out of God he's like listen you guys are all angry that I spent twenty million dollars of church money on a private jet take it up with God I know there's no way to verify this but trust me God told me he told me so God said by private jet in her listeners he gets it gets better you could have done that on an airliner no sir no way stand out and say what you say law no okay no yes and the guy said no listen what the hell he think he's doing dinky doo can't do that hell no you can't do that I love that also to talk to God apparently you need to stand up and do this oh and I go they're both like helping each other here oh yeah they're both in on the comm deep in the con okay so God like he's like you can't ride coach and talk to God you can't sit there like this you need to do this get real look at these [ __ ] lunatics these guys are mixing some jello if you ask me you know what I'm saying alright bring another lawsuit I'm just saying a joke what what did I I didn't say anything this is so important and those are visitors that are just now coming into these things in in the first plant you think that guy dies is here yes his face looks like a [ __ ] football Christ man this is the low of the low two old [ __ ] peddling religion to get rich justifying buying a private jet like my god do they even believe what they're saying he's wearing like a Gucci shirt so yeah I don't know I don't think so yeah I think at this level they're just full-on self-aware con artists like there was this know about people who do stop believing they're on they drink their own kool-aid so one of the most classic examples that to me was so eye-opening Randi the great long time ago there was a huge mega church pastor and he used to do these feats of miracles where he would take out someone from the crowd and he would magically know their name know what was wrong with them he would be like God is telling me there's a Jessica in the crowd and you have arthritis right and it was like spectacular people were coming into like this is amazing this oh the thing is flashing the camera mm is that a battery issue yeah hold on one sec we got to change the battery on one of these cameras all right just hang back chill back we changed the bat you're on the white shot Dan okay cool well that was good that's good that indicates yeah chill back Pat's face almost ready for you that's a message from God telling you to stop nope that's just the camera so anyway back back to the story so they're like this is a miracle this is miraculous this guy's doing this mega mega churches there's thousands of people there and somehow he knows the name and he knows the [ __ ] the illness that people have it's amazing and he is taking tons of money he's selling God to all these people thousands of people in the crowd tens of thousands hundreds of thousand people watching on television mm-hmm donating millions of dollars so Randy Newman is like this is fishy Randy Newman dusted him Randy the great right not Randy Newman I think that's the musician and you the great Randy Newman's also great but the wrong Randy Randy the great the musician my mug magician so he's like this this is fishy so he goes to the mega church he Scotto with a professional with like a radio scanning device and sure enough he hears in the radio waves his wife in a earpiece saying mrs. baba ganoush 32 years old has arthritis in her left arm they had a hole now I remember I spend into the documentary yeah yeah so was when they come in they look at their idea or something right yeah they do like pre-screening so they take the information when the people come in they says tell me a little bit about yourself and they find a good one they feed the information to his wife who sits in a van outside and talks to him in an earpiece it's crazy so when you come to the question of like are do these people believe this at all or they just straight con men and that case one of the biggest examples of one of these megachurch guys was taking millions of dollars from vulnerable people was straight-up a comment here's the craziest part they also believe they also they start to believe that they help people because they're like yes sure if it helps them then what does it matter if it's real or not that's what you like that's what these like cold readers are like yeah but I'm still doing something good that's [ __ ] the aircon here's the craziest part I don't believe that that pasture ever went to prison and now like 15 20 years later he's back on television and people are still [ __ ] believing in him can you believe that that's great so the question being are these guys caught I mean yes I think they are con men I think like who the [ __ ] can be a man of God and drop 20 million dollars in a private jet 20 million do you know how much good 20 million dollars can do no never had joined Randolph yeah good could do me a lot of good anyway Oh Jesse and and and and I and and others teeth more and creflo and all of us they the world is in such a shape we can't get there without this ice we got to have this we would have the mesh that the airlines are in today I would have to stop I'm being very conservative at least 75 to 80 more like 90% of what we're doing because you can't get them here it's impossible so we we had and this was such a good illustration I just the villain impressed me that's why we're on that airplane we can talk too hard Oregon we surely it's when I was flying for Oral Roberts the brother do Eastmont my boss on the airplane he should not count official sanction to that fruit just that financing that that fake fruit on the table and so that's in a [ __ ] symbol right there just like shamelessly obviously just trying to call up with excuses or whatever it's funny this is the bottom barrel of humanity there's fake fruit on the table these are like fake the freaks the fake fruit humans spent a long time I'm having trouble talking but this to me is as bad as humanity gets [ __ ] these guys dude Christ yep it protects the anointing on the brother Roberts and he said you keep your mouth shut don't talk to him unless he talks because when he's on a meeting he doesn't talk to anybody but God now all used to flyer lines right but it even back there in me it got to the place where it was educating his spiritual for coming up to him he had become famous and they won't mean to pray for him and all that you can't you can't manage that today right this dope filled world I get in and they're getting along too with a bunch of demons like oh my god demons just calling your own your own contributors demons a long tube with a bunch of demons it's like he's describing his penis does it kind of a good name right these guys are [ __ ] losers how do you live with yourself at night it reminds me of this Bill Hicks joke where he's like these people who work for like baby food companies and put like poison into save five cents they don't they have no conscience he's like what'd you do too hot what did you do today honey I put some arsenic and baby food save save five sets and go to sleep like a baby you guys sleep like these guys sleeps so good at night I bet you I don't know about that on their golden pillows oh I bet you these guys sleep great and I bet you they mix yellow till they mix a lot of jell-o and doughnut I do not know about happy he was my attorney what maybe yellow why all people love jello is easy to eat it's soft on the teeth what's wrong with jello deadly and and he works on your heart it really does so anyway I wanted to make that clear so the devil can't lie to you and say see that and breakers been and all that money there's been the devil devil only the devil would criticize me for wasting twenty million dollars a [ __ ] jet so I can't sit in a log tube that bunch of demons get real you football faced Gucci when jello mixing piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] you'd you old ass [ __ ] your dyed hair how fake can you be what's wrong having gray hair you dyed your hair black you fake [ __ ] you're faker than the fruit on your table I have nothing but honestly just hit hey mags I still ain't clicking on that next [ __ ] this guy there fat cats right now no we're not we have business dude listen I could scratch my flying itch with my little single-engine open-cockpit airplane I just come home fly around in that scratch my flying it that doesn't have nothing to do with that but when we're in weird sole business here right we got a dying world around us Jess we got a dying nation room that's right talking and we can't even get their owner than you can't let me give you an example for I read the scripture if something said why do you need an airplane it start out about a couple of weeks ago I was in full fourth I preached on a Sunday a Friday night into Saturday I was in full with preaching by Jerry Savelle Sunday morning I was in Bop Jimmy Jimmy oh don't tell me he just said Jimmy Savile it can't be but not some people said why do you need it every Hill creeps me out how white his shirt is that's not that white it's white man because it start out about a couple of weeks ago I was in full fourth I preached on a Sunday a Friday night and Saturday I was in full with preaching by Jerry Savelle Jerry Savelle Oh Jerry jimmy savile is a very prominent serial pedophile from here that would be the cream on top Sunday morning I was in Boston Massachusetts Monday I was in New Orleans Tuesday I was in Chicago Wednesday I was in Raleigh North Carolina Thursday was in New Orleans Friday was in San Antonio Texas Saturday I was in New Orleans Sunday I was in enough making it up I actually have a delta captain that lives close to my house I brought in my schedule I said can you fly this he said no and I wouldn't if when do you sleep we're about the fall here playing airplane oil and grab it see ya now when God is speaking this to me he said so this is all I could ever do in a way if they were like honest but that's just what I was thinking just say that you have a crazy schedule you're going to be yes somewhere else everyday that's better that would have been actually kind of fun but God told me do you like your hair plain I was on the airplane colic deal like this airplane that link diminishes their God in a way they're like why would you cheapen your God like that mm-hmm God doesn't talked about airplanes dude I'm thinking all right enough of these [ __ ] limits okay MRSA these jello mixing [ __ ] next I'll man there's so much left dj khaled gets booed offstage actually I'm gonna wash through this video but i IE r dit Oh got removed she there's a mirror in the comments when she so apparently dj khaled did a set I don't know where was it in Coachella and oh my god I got removed I'm have to find oh he did a set ash oh so he did a set at EDC which is an electric music mm-hmm festival and he's just doing it dj khaled thing and everyone sterling oh yeah Wow nothing can stop me oh my god sorry dude allergies are kicking my ass dude oh that's go everyone like together brooding well what happened oh my god where's the tissue I gave you bald me too Oh die turn somewhere else I want to give them a look no thank you you got a duck out of the way you're supposed to cover yourself when you sneeze you do know that oh my god my whole face is so itchy I get this itch in my throat it makes me go of the wild ride [Music] well they did what happened I feel bad for him I think people just didn't want to hear dj khaled at EDC they're there for for electronic music so but who booked him wisely there that's the question that's the Rope also I think what part of the problem was like he would play a song and then everyone will get into it and then he switches the song like every 30 seconds that's what I think that's what they're keeping the counter in the bottom left because he switched the song every 30 seconds and you don't get a chance to enjoy the music oh you know we're done so now he's over 50 30 songs 30 seconds he's not the performer he's just out there screaming and playing a song it's not a great set this whole thing seems like such a fail oh yeah I mean my god Tara why Sidra this is another good set sang it there's honestly nothing worse when I see a musician's musician on stage with a sing it and it's just cricket somehow I feel like they don't know because they always go on with the smiles and stuff they've got a note right that the crowd is cold yeah I don't know okay I don't know I guess they just like they have their dis routine that they're used to do is they do the same but when you're in a festival not everyone is your fans definitely see how bad you get the 11 songs in four minutes all right at this point [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right yeah I totally understand why was it good that's a disaster right there my friends ouch what is this Israeli prank invasion hmm oh god voice is unbelievable I think ela found this where'd you find this so I'm going to recommend it it to us somewhere I don't remember where good guy this is stuff prank invasion has made it to Israel he's in effect he's like a virus he's infected every corner of this earth but I miss him this is so tough to see that in Israel like that means it's probably like all over the world oh yeah if it made it to Israel tomato everywhere so this is the Israeli prank invasion if you laugh we kiss either you're gonna have to do commentary going up to translate how much of a machinima what's that voice in your own voice mmm it didn't hey baby if you laugh weekend uh what a Pam did today that can be ocular on in your smoke a stogie a sham come on really please subscribe my family Macedo well yeah some things don't change wherever you are creek one wanted to get married on what's he going on about why is there blur on a show yeah oh they did it too early it's early so you can't make them laugh is gonna kiss them is he going to take a letter some [ __ ] I'm gonna [ __ ] lose my mind if you take alert hey - MA - ma diss me an EVO tell a tiara mr. Kinnett remark any res no macho muda name is Mikayla chica Denis simioni is Brahma miss Hartigan embarrassed Ababa throw hard to Hamdi I'm D so let me get so he said hey baby you look cute mm-hmm I'm hottest I'm checking me out dad I just want to play this little game we do cuz you look cute looking for a quick [ __ ] yeah she's everything you want us to go - okay are you okay I'm nice and then if you go Salameh how's he gonna collapse okay eggsy okay her face isn't blurred for pizzas they got exactly they're like Chris just completely it's a complete copy of Chris that's crazy well this is kind of a brilliant play because it was very successful here you transport it to Israel and Bob's your uncle you're being assassinated by conservative Israelis how many of you does this home see 400,000 and lots of like let's all baby that's a lot for his room its girl that's like [ __ ] 50% of the population isn't okay Sheikh got in that was so slick here's the thing about in Israel if you didn't know why she would kissing like that Tellem you look you're telling me that's right like you like especially in Israel someone will just kiss you that's what I'm saying more like will slap you people are more conservative more not great everything they're more they don't say that you don't touch me yeah Israelis are hard people so the fact that he's trying to get little kids in Israel deals like people will die people will die if low kids start doing this in drill there's going to be a whole bloodbath and that country is on thin ice as it is we don't need all these crisps prank invasion memes running around Israel World War three I'm telling you this is ground zero right here are they even kissing the food sorry you get tired yeah we get it sad it's a sad day for but it's actually doing really well sad day for you Israel like it guys if you ever want to know how to make a girl laugh here take a look look I mean mcdoon in slow motion this is important so we can study this because kisses are all but in life that matters if you can't get kisses then your need to get out allocation now watch closely he's studying oh goes in quick lightly touches her side bounces out point at her give her kiss me Dom carmely ya ain't down comb you've got to put the hit on the shame on you alright let's keep it going we're getting close then I'm exhausted how long we've been going almost three hours oh we can end it let's keep going let's finish the list okay guys how y'all doing yellow are you okay you seem tired mm-hmm Justin you gotta help me out here and what are you are doing I need some support you sitting there you're Low Energy how about soda pop I have a coffee hello I need you jab I need to supply need support here I'm low-energy Jeb can I do okay well we can end it there's there's so much more that I want to talk about there's actually there's four more that I want to talk about to be specific can take a break and come back I guess we could do it next time or take a break this is turn into a complete nightmare I'm glad this is at the end because nobody gets this deep into the video like maybe 5% we should just if you guys if anyone watching this got this deep into the episode just type something in the comments so I could do a survey something that no one ever typed like Kermit the Frog Kermit the Frog titty [ __ ] piggy type in the comments - Kermit the Frog titty [ __ ] piggy on YouTube oh I want to know how many people actually watch this beep if you're Israeli type in Hebrew you don komedi and your life kid just type his name just I now know so all y'all I can't wait for all those comments to be in the and just completely to mystify everyone else serve at the Frog clinic [ __ ] piggy with like a thousand up hugs you never just like why but we'll know we'll know all right so I think this is it this I mean yeah this is very much the end two hours is a hard wall once you hit two hours you a kind of downhill on the energy levels now I'm at three hours and now I'm just thinking about Kermit Eddie [ __ ] piggy are you also thinking about jello I'm thinking about mixing some jello and giving it to you I'm Kermit the Frog should we well I have four more can we save them for a very fun experiment for next time let me see if these are evergreen yeah these are evergreen so I'll save these for next time all right guys I hope you had a fun time this episode thank you so much for joining us mm-hmm was it was a holler thank you everybody for supporting our sponsors for subscribing to Amazon twitch Prime or subscribing all together or donating remember you can subscribe for free if you have an Amazon Prime account you can look at the twitch give us a subscription for free every month it's huge it's amazing so the joy it's been an honor to be here with you guys may you find the private jet the gods suggest into you to have so you don't have to be in a long tube with Devils a long day long you had those guys said along to with Devils on ironically people always come up to you is just calling everyone and everyone not only that he said people on the airplanes are coming up asking me to pray for them and then in the next sentence she says in a tube with devils who [ __ ] [ __ ] you I want spamming by in the comments all right you guys are the best thanks everybody appreciate you love you this was shocking a month stay tuned bye dog Kermit was it Kermit titty [ __ ] Pig you already forgot yeah I'm tired you guys will figure it out alright and dad bye guys my

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,332,167

Keywords: top of the month, soflo, joey salads, cnn, h3h3, h3h3productions, ethan and hila

Id: GSZYeL84t90

Length: 142min 11sec (8531 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 09 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/super_toker_420]

I love Hila and how she's becoming a complete baller lately

[u/Ashmic]

I was worried when Ethan said he had to talk about something serious then starts talking about roasted peppers lol.

^{I like Roasted peppers....}

[u/Sway212]

Kermit the frog titty fucked miss piggy

[u/[deleted]]

I feel so sorry for Miss Piggy.

[u/drunkenstyle]

That bit they did about the Sting cover, that's Jose Feliciano performing. He's a legend in the jazz scene. This is him at his best.

This is the sample of that song that many of you fellow weebs probably recognize. I can't really explain that Sting performance though.

[u/Adossi]

The ghost malone video seemed to do really well with the likes/dislikes ratio... and it also seemed to be received well in the comments.

Where did they see all the negative feedback? I don't get, I actually really enjoyed that video and they seemed to have fun :/

[u/anonymilkshake]

"JonTron is coming on the podcast, he just needs to come to LA"

😐

(I'd rather he just stay in New York tbh)

[u/gametray]

Hila the deKleiner

Hu-a-mongous

[u/DerFalscheWoldemar]

I really like this Top of the Month format, even though I have to skip some of the stuff because the cringe is too strong. But Ethan should maybe read up on some of the people, like Sargon, before talking about them. That dude is actually a terrible person, as are many "youtube sceptics"