Guessing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Characters (ft. Nem)

all right after that horrible train wreck that I messed completely up we're gonna we're gonna flip the table real quick and switch to one of my favorite things which is buff men screaming at each other to somehow inflict damage picture of Joe Joe from horton hears a who I mean that works everyone's favorite guy Joe Joe yeah look it's Joe Joe everybody there's Joe Joe he's Joe Joe he's Joe Joe we all came Joe Joe I'm out of here is this the Joe Joe it's a it's a white guy named I'll give you that much this is Jonathan Joestar nice he kind of reminds me of how old a little bit just kind of like the Cape in the blonde hair the fashion sense gets worse Don I also get kind of like a ringleader vibe like a circus ringleader why is he old on the bottom that's from part two he's nice I was gonna call him howls bro all right this is Speedwagon that lunar sounds like a joke no you want to know his full name his name is Robert Leo Speedwagon okay REO Speedwagon father this is like all completely different characters these two are around the same time these two are around the same time and this one's from he's wearing like lesbian mom jeans boots I'll tell you part two is around the world war two if part two is supposed to be like are in the 40s that is not how people in the forties dress she's not a normal person I'm just gonna call him crop top all right this is Joseph Joestar so another Jojo yep a lot of people are related in the show yeah it's like it's like Homestuck but animating everyone's related never say that again all right oh my god this guy is so gay everyone is so buff he's like he's like an anesthetic because then yatta like embrace your game is like I can see this guy doing that goes like 80s neon legging you should see how he sits down he jumps 50 feet in the air and lands cross-legged on chair oh my god that is so very ex so gay I love it I'm gonna combine Gaon's and Yana just make gay Yana de yada sounds like a plastic dish gatha this is Caesars Appel II Caesars app le that is also an extra name Oh is she a cutie I like how she has like like tit suspenders over her shirt hey you gotta you gotta keep those babies I like in check it's so hard to guess the names of these cuz they're like at least in my little pony like their names are like somewhat related to that yeah like [ __ ] money I'm trying to think of like a like a stereotypical like sexy name I'll go with like Roxanne this is Lisa Lisa you're [ __ ] kidding me her name is not Lisa it's like the most white suburban Nami this is where it gets weird yeah just a little bit in the beginning is kind is a little homoerotic just a little little is he some kind of like God kind of I'm getting both like a Zeus and Icarus vibe hmm you see Icarus Icarus no this is cars but okay no it's not yes it is this is just like David Bowie with knee pads look we'll get to David Bowie later I loved his elf shoes it is great shoes it's a surprisingly simple name blonde his name is do do di oh I was thinking I de I like the orange the guy behind him is actually his stand bonus points what's his stand name so I'm gonna call gold I mean that's the world isn't it was just the world I think this is like the original Jojo but like in a different outfit I mean it's technically jo9 the back was like Goku technically his name is Jojo but it's a different job how many [ __ ] JoJo's are there I like that he's so extra that he has to bail like one belt wasn't enough he needed two ones to hold his pants and the others to show off he looks like a train conductor if I said Jojo was an accepted answer you would get a bunch of these right give me a name his name is Jojo alright this is a Jotaro Kujo japanese joke oh he's from Japan but they go all over the world on the far right picture where does the hat start in the hairs that's the age-old question in the dojo Canada we don't know we genuinely don't know what is the stand behind him so it's not GU cool and if they're based on tarot cards I'm gonna go with death that is star platinum oh I had to include him what do I say about this guy I will give you one hint he is French like just you can see all the stuff - blonde guy wasn't like the epitome of gay this is the epitome of gay I'm trying to think of French names this his name is Jean Jean okay this is Jean Pierre Palmer if alright so I got the Jean Paul yeah that's why I did that so I stayed quiet when you said Jean again behind him what the hell is that thing looks like a mini version of the Iron Giant so just iron iron that's what I'm gonna call higher that is silver chariot ooh and he's got a foil of course because he's French that's a cool name he gives us a like a massive green man green man this is gonna start a group it's a green group noriaki kakyoin ooh all right and who's that piccolo behind him I was gonna pickle all right that is Hierophant green I would never have guessed that yeah well oh yeah let's see my second guess was just green I mean you know I got an a half of it there you go this is even more of a bottom vibe no actually I'm getting I'm getting kind of a switch also like the like his little this robot friend looks like a human whose skin was torn off Jesus fix that spaghetti it sounds like a poorly translated game Joe I can't wait to play fix that spaghetti he's got Viking colors so I'm gonna I'll call school okay this is Joe Sakai higashikata aka Joe Joe alright and who's the skinless robot behind him okay that is and this is the part where they started just using like music references that is crazy diamond nice new diamond confirms is he's gonna fix that spaghetti ignore the top left child Donnie is the best boy bottom right he looks like a pig he's best boy hey man pays gonna be good boys so there was a guy it's like named car it's just like straight up yes right so are you gonna name planes no I don't know what he's holding in the bottom right but it looks like a broom I'm gonna call broom all right this is broom this is Kwai Chi oh that's cool and who's the dapper number three with the mohawk it's also supposed shoot echoes we got like straight-up white panther here like you had some spikes you were asking about David Bowie this is David Bowie his name is Killer Queen I'm gonna call him evil mm-hmm you're on the right track his name is Pyrrha like killer ear all yoshikawa Kira his whole story arc is that he has an insane fetish for severed hands that's like like the the talking llamas like he blows up ladies takes their hands and takes them on dates and it gets him off that's his whole villain art I thought what fetish was weird i watch i watch all your shows me you got to watch mine too including the same answer nobody in my little pony has a severed limb fetish not yet I don't think there's a single straight person in this game oh no there's not there's there's I don't think there's any straight P P soldier it's getting me triple phobia I do not like his robot friend that's like the upgrade me but like [ __ ] go back like deer-in-the-headlight he is Italian Luigi this is Giorno Giovanni that is spaghetti peas let's talk about the the not deer-in-the-headlights one gold man it's the second time you've named someone based off of what material they look like they're made out of hay I mean Jojo characters have some weird names that is gold experience that's weirder than the name I came up with he's like slash colored I don't like it this a guy or a girl is a guy he's also Italian don't name them spaghetti or I'll kick you out you too much like a zipper handle for a dick yeah oh my god it's like everybody else are you telling name I yeah Ray Romano [Music] alright this is Bruno Buchi Lottie nice what's that guy zipper dick you were close I mean you were close to his English name is Angus name is zipper man but his Japanese name is sticky fingers oh oh what's TLC got that's that bad zipper dick are those tattoos reals clothes clothes that's so thin because nipples could get hard in a whippet I'm just gonna call him a fashion disaster he is or Diavolo but yeah it's surprisingly overpowered because nobody remembers anyone call his robot friend fishnets that is King Crimson why did you lick your lips give you a hint it's the main character Jojo be more specific I don't think they call it Jojo but it's like ja ja this is Jolin coat Kujo but what's its name bumpy it's got little bumps over it so that's stone free I'll give you one hint this is the gayest Jojo character did he just like break the space-time continuum with gay or what the space-time continuum he broke it for gay so if he can break the space-time continuum I'm just gonna cause guy god I mean this is Enrico Pucci he is a priest and and he is incredibly gay for do all right are you ready for the trifecta here all right the first one its ability is to steal stands thief that is Whitesnake the purple one is Whitesnake yeah I'll call that one bird-of-paradise because of the feathers that would be a cool stand name I'll be honest actually I want to rename it to abomination god damn it that is made in heaven like the green one it has like like suburban mom tennis shoes I'm gonna call this one green I feel you named khaki own green or you named them green man I'm sorry this one's just green already that is C moon C mood but not like sea like the ocean just the letter C it's alright all right moving on where's a monami mood they don't exist alright horseshoe he literally has a horse on whose name he rides a horse part seven is all about riding horses alright big horse race for that sole purpose I'm gonna call him my little pony this is you're gonna hate me this is Johnny Joestar this is Jojo also is a before we talk about his stand in the top left doing a tea pose and doing a lunge at the same time makes sense that is tusk tusk alright tusk is also ranked boots so I think this characters American all very just before we go on I'll give you one hint he's the President of the United States trunk George Washington John Smith this is funny Valentine what president funny Valentine and there's his stand right behind him kind of like trying to dab his looks like a bootleg version of divas like the rabbit symbol terrifying version petty-ass overpowered cotton-candy robot boy it's dirty deeds done dirt cheap dddddd otherwise known as d4c do you want this d4c in the American version it's a they couldn't use it so they named it filthy acts at a reasonable price [Laughter] thank you for watching everybody thank you for watching I am Batman M expla Nobby and we'll see you next time [Music] you [Music]

Channel: M.A. Splinobi

Views: 3,631,288

Keywords: SplinobiFORCE, MAsplinobi, Rose, Quartz, funny, comedy, Johnathan Joestar, Speedwagon, Joseph Joestar, Caesar Zepelli, Lisa Lisa, Kars, DIO, Jotaro Kujo, Polnareff, Kakyoin, Josuke Higashikata, Koichi, Yoshikage Kira, Giorno Giovanna, Bruno Buccellati, Diavolo, Jolyne Kujo, Enrico Pucci, Johnny Joestar, Funny Valentine, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, guessing, guess, nem

Id: DoJjxOW9QLk

Length: 16min 19sec (979 seconds)

Published: Mon May 21 2018