Guessing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Characters - Part 4 Edition (ft. Nem)

ladies and gentlemen welcome back to guessing jojo uh we're gonna be covering uh my favorite part of jojo uh part four diamond is unbreakable or uh diamond is not crash or duane whatever you want to call it thanks i'm here again with them because who else would i be here with so we're gonna we're gonna jump right in you have never seen jojo still just jumping i can't and i can't wait for the comments to tell to be upset with you that you didn't watch jojo yet so do you remember any of these characters names that's kira that's koichi in the middle is that joseki in the left yeah you got them all right as i found out people get upset with me when i pronounce it josuke because the u is less pronounced so it's josuke although zack told me in the dub they pronounced it koiji and then that's yoshikage akira do you remember any of their stans i only included the one but killer queen does harry find green jolenes or is that a different one no that was a green man is his higher fan green no that's green man's that's green i know i know it it's like around here somewhere in my mind yeah maybe it's echoing around in there and i don't remember just let's go here he is the boy uh i've seen memes of this guy i have a meme of him saved in my phone he is a chaotic dumbass he's he's stupid loves punching things almost as much as he loves his friends that's like bartolomeo so with the sides of his face like those scars they're on hinges and he can just like he also has two belts yeah one's for holding up his pants and the other is holding up uh his his uh dick what's his name it's it's you better thank me that's his name this is okiyasu nijimura uh he is the stupidest good boy we love him uh his stiller and ran the the the tires on his shoulders are like blow up they're the kinds that you just has like the little nozzle that you did yeah what does that do it just wears them for fashion then what does he do what does the stan do yeah that's just a fashion every morning he reminds you that you are loved and that you you can do this every single morning he gives you moral support and that's it there's actually a stand like that in part seven really that all it does is give moral support oh i want to stand like that uh this is the hand uh basically swipes with his hand and it erases things the ham or zahando i should point out there's spoilers i have i've seen art of this guy before he licked a spider before in the middle like the yellow silhouette of his stand he's he's um one of those pancake artists he makes it out of like pancake batter it takes a while to summon the stand yeah he has to make a whole pancake and his his head is a waffle and that's why it looks like that so this is a breakfast man deliveries his stand is waffles with a zxd oh god okay so this is rohan kishibe his stand and what makes it one of the most overpowered stands in jojo is the fact he can turn anyone's face into a book and learn everything about them and he's able to write in information and make it fact that's really eop they could have nerfed him at making him a dumbass no he's incredibly intelligent okay well because he's the he's the self-insert of the author and this is heaven's door am i looking at the flower or the cat both don't know why but i get like vaginal vibes from that nice um that's a [ __ ] plant you're looking at i am gonna say that these flowers are this cat stand this cat can create flowers that you know because a cat doesn't really think about much other than food all these flowers do is feed it and that's it greg good greg there he is greg creepypasta eyes well i'm gonna name them [ __ ] petals one two and three uh so this is tama the stan's name is stray cat all right a child what is that is that the cat flower right there why is it horny i'm sorry i'm not an expert on on cat flowers with tentacles horniest and how to gauge that this looks like if cara from undertale was in jojo look at his little shrek vest is this the the hayato kid that he was like yes it is he got it you got it from a meme dog that's what you got out of this yeah i mean i also like her she's a cutie pie as well i see i see pink you sure do um she's one of the the plot drivers for the kira arc okay oh does kira kill her it's bad times that's okay that's okay well i can still see her right here because she's not real um i'm gonna say her name is strawberry dead cake because she's probably dead why all right this is remy sugimoto okay and she is a ghost so we still we do still get to see her in the show yeah she's still in the show like frequently but she's a ghost i like she's a cutie pie have i seen this guy before it's a stinky boy he he looks like the big fat guy who eats yeah but like smaller both of them are just like put off as normal human beings by the way they're never in any way described as different yeah really not a fan of that head like it's not even hair it's very clearly flesh his stand is just bees no not the bees he's so gross his name is thick boy okay and his stand is called harvest don't trust him he doesn't have all his teeth how old is he like i think he's i i don't think they ever said cause like koichi is the same age as josuke which he's a big goblin energy big no manage this guy's really hot he looks like lotor um he also looks like um legolas so it's the slick back hair you're referencing well and the elf ears and and the little white hair and i just try to replace the letters with the first letter of elf with the first letter of earrings i like his eyes i i like this guy is he a villain no oh no okay you know i'm a villain [ __ ] you know what that's your first piece of merch right there you know i'm a villain [ __ ] but he's an alien we don't know if he's an alien he says he's an alien what are you going to call him what are you going to call him noodle hair man noodle man because his hair looks like noodles and i want his new oh my god this is mikitaka hazakura uh yeah his ability is involved in on the right he can melt himself and just form it into whatever close i mean he can transform into anything as long as it's not more powerful than him and not too complicated it's called melty boy his ability i keep calling an ability because it's never confirmed if he's a stand user or not okay it's part of it it's either he's an alien or a stand user and it's never confirmed which uh his stand name is earth wind and fire also if he hears a loud noise he breaks out in hives he says he's allergic to it what a what a mood i like him i know oh i like her too you know in the far right picture i just really want her to beat me up does she have a stand yes is it the little flower right there well you'll have to guess well i'm gonna say that her stand is in the form of that little flower then it peels off like a sticker and then materializes so it just has a big flower because of the little rose in her mind naming her rosalia that's her stand her stand is a rosalia just name the same thing so this is yukako yamagishi it is called love deluxe is his name speed okay speedo king that's what his thai says it says uh i don't like that his stand is like unwinding itself you'll look on the right picture is that a foot yeah what are you saying he transforms into feet his stand every single layer is a foot and he transforms into a person okay so his name is fruit by the foot foot by the foot and his name is speed okay speedo king's fruit by the foot oh god i'm like that together okay so this is yuya fungamini and his stand is highway star his side is dick-shaped the feet chase you like disembodied feet chase you at 60 kilometers per hour exactly that one person who can like turn into a plane or whatever has a plane stand planes go like 400 miles an hour so they can beat those feet [Laughter] everybody beat your feet this is bastard man yeah apparently he has lock powers i guess that's where he puts all his cigarettes it's it's like a lunch box that's it that's just like a little a little pop box his stand power is he has a lunch box this is stinky bastard man yeah there you go lock and key so his name is tamami kobayashi his name is tomato and he's a filthy piece of [ __ ] and then after he's defeated he becomes protagonist okay diu is like the steven universe of of jojo like almost all the antagonists become allies and mlp is the same way that's basically the entire plot of season 9 of mlp his stand is called the lock well the one i'm not gonna get any more the one on the left looks like edna mode he's pointy many buckles this guy is definitely the in cell he's the one who's like although those women as women we live in a society gamers rise up society stand is the wood man toshikazu hazamata i don't know how you're expecting me to guess all these names when i'm that's why that's why i always get upset when people are like oh they didn't even try it's like what are we supposed to guess it could be literally anything and i i don't really know a whole lot about japanese names his name is spaghetti pizza his name is takeshi midoriya and his stand is called surface soft this is a pure man yeah he looks so soft i love him i want to give him a big hug i want him to meet sanji they would be good buds i really can't tell what that's supposed to be it looks like tomatoes that are also caramel apples that are also like cucumbers that are a screwdriver his name i'm just gonna give him something simple mr cheesy [Laughter] and did you name the stand i don't think you have i have not i just noticed their little gloves they have little punchy gloves his stand is many vegetables this is pearl jam like the band yeah no i'm i know pearl jam why would a stand be called pearl jam it or pole jam in the animation which is also the name of the strip club in mario no maybe it's called pearl jam because like jam never just lost it on an air guitar for like two like less than a second but it was like an intense second there's not a fan art of them together and there needs to be i you can do that you're good at stuff [Music] that was the gayest [ __ ] i don't know well i was gonna say something i was gonna say something in the mid-sentence i forgot what i was gonna say yeah you're lost not her you're lost in the in the cryptic titties yeah her stand is just bones and titties bones and titties does a rocky just have a thing against wearing one belt i don't know i think it's like that's what he thinks fashion is she looks like a character who's like very full of herself what would a character that looked like this do for a living she looks like a dancer no she's a manager at um a tj maxx down the street this is karen she is the manager now i don't know maybe you should name her elizabeth that the comments sure want you to i'm looking into the camera right now you can't tell linda linda this is linda mcmahon no it's linda mcwoman her stan's name is basketball so this is ayasuji okay uh she is a beautician her stan's name is cinderella is she a good guy or a bad guy like i said part four is mostly like either bad or misunderstood people becoming allies okay except for kira is this an an invisible baby is that the hangover baby on the right yeah this is the like the ghost of a miscarriage or something christ like in the middle one it's visible but not the eye sockets oh that's because they put makeup on i don't like this baby is that the whole gimmick is this is an invisible baby is that your final answer yeah it's whole gimmick is that it's an invisible baby you are correct in the english translation the stand name is invisible baby it's a ghost rider but as a baby but yeah there's a funky baby their stand is called aktung baby this looks like um john but uh like american instead of french he's got three belts his he has no stomach it's just a portal to the ocean what the hell you reach under a shirt you just feel water and it just keeps going and you're like what that's sustainability he has a portal to the bahamas he has to keep his jacket close at all times because if he opens it then the ocean just spills out and he melts [Laughter] he wanted to stand so bad that he went insane and so he took all the little green army men toys around his house and he convinced himself that they were his stairs meanwhile his real stand is the ocean inside of him i like that that's a good idea like he has an actual stand but he hasn't realized it yet he thinks it's normal but he wants a stand so bad because he can see other people he doesn't realize that's a stand exclusive thing that so he so he makes his own stand out of toys and he has like two remote control helicopters flying around him no ocean man he gets music reference like the joke aside what what's his stand called he has named each individual one because he doesn't know how stance all right go with the room andy bartholomew candace uh tyrannosaurus and uh [Music] and especially with ones with multiple but they all have one name and so he was like these are all individually named all right uh this is keicho nijimura this is okiyasu's older brother which is why he has three belts uh his stand is the army men behind him he uh they're called bad company which is why bad ko is written on his collar or worse company in english wait so and then he died is he yeah is he the dead brother yes okay um look at his [ __ ] sand and it has a dick yeah at first i noticed the beak and i was like hey a weird bird stand oh there's a dick it's cause he's happy to see him he feels like he came out of an nsp music video dinny blow shot that's not his name it's not his name he cut the pit in what world is blow a synonym for sex well what other words would you use intercourse daniel intercourse explosion that sounds like like aaron's important voice 80s hair and his stand is bird dick bird dick um this is akira otoishi his stand is red hot chili pepper all right you know i'm a villain [ __ ] so i still like him um yeah his stand also has some nice dsls he doesn't even have eyebrows he only has the brow ridge his stand is like the size of a toddler that's weird his name is uncomfortable dad sure hope not because he looks like someone's dad and he makes me uncomfortable what to stand and what's it do his stand is i can see it that's gonna be a lot of editing well you don't have to edit the text like that you just got it [Music] power is that it can see because it kind of sucks so this is anjuro category or just angelo and his stand is called aqua necklace that's kind of cool and it has the ability to take the form of water and he can enter ocean man's stomach is this a boy yeah okay i'm gonna call him bug boy [Laughter] he's being birthed from the cabbage rock as he looks like a rock he looks like like evil hood [Music] so this is ken oyanagi just ken ken uh and a stand is called boy two man or in english just boys man man which sounds like a ytp boys man man it's on your hand this is bug boy i think that is vegetal he likes to live on the edge by just swinging on electric towers that is where he lives he lives in an electric tower yeah that's why there's plants he's he's totally self-sufficient and he grows his plants with his piss he recycles but you have to use your pe and just let him die his name is chemotherapy oh god we just hang my balls are his prosthetic balls after he had to have him prosthetic ball [Laughter] okay so uh believe it or not this uh this tower is his stand okay the whole thing okay [Laughter] oh my god my face hurts because it sounded like like like an announcer announcing the name of a racehorse coming up on the number six prosthetic balls this stan's name is useless piece of [ __ ] i there are so many videos i agree with like like i think this has been used in so many like worst stanza and jojo lists so this is toyo hero kannadaichi okay uh i he we don't know his real name because that's not his real name that's his alias and his stand is called superfly while his stand is not super fly it's super shitty old man on the top left he looks like count olaf he's jim carrey now oh is that like a photo that he's trapped in exactly okay he's actually using that uh for transportation he has it tied around the neck of a bird oh he's using the bird to transfer his transportation well he's only going to be able to use that for like two years yeah two years oh poor him you're like what about the rest of his life well i i'm sorry to put but to say this but he's dead oh he is a ghost well his name is mr stringman bring me a string full name and the bum and his stand is i am the string it says that whenever it comes out um basically this guy is yoshihiro kira oh it's kira's dad this is kira's dead dad his stand is called adam heart father they have a healthy family dynamic but their healthy family dynamic also involves killing people so as long as kira has a good relationship with his father because not everyone gets that chance i don't know what this person's gender is but i like them their stand is like alolan stone-free it looks like his hands have spoons on them they do oh so it's like a like a hypnotism kind of a thing isn't it i think spoons are like it's definitely something like that or the theme so the stand like hypnotizes you and then they can make you do whatever they want stan's name i'm going to go with peanut butter and jelly because i just it just nothing to do with hypnosis that's that kind of color scheme [Music] their name you know because they're st i named their stan peanut butter and jelly his name is mr celia sandwich what what'd you say his name's mr steele sandwich oh i thought you said mr ceelo sandwich uh so this is terra nosuke [Music] so that's technically the stand user you can guess his name if you want why does he change color it's jojo remember color is fluid like you basically band user is happy boy because he looks happy look at his hair yeah it'd be that way the man's name is masazo or masazo kinoto but like he's not important in the slightest uh the stand is what we're looking at the stand uh is very bad for the user how does a stand survive after the person dies it's specifically this stand and how it works i don't like their like sticky frog fingers isn't sticky fingers the name of the stand yeah it's the name of ray romano's stand you know uh like a minute or two ago i was trying to think of the word for inconsistency like that's what i was going to name it was inconsistency because of the colors and that the first word that came to mind was incontinency oh my god and that's what i'm leaving here no his name is incontinence all right no more money for me i see so this is cheap trick this is the peanut butter to the other stand jelly well it's too late you named it condiments it latches onto its user's back and annoys them until it until they reveal their back to somebody and then if somebody else sees their back it just like rips off your back and then jumps to the other person so the stand has no use whatsoever and that's that's that image in the bottom right is him going to hell like literally he's going straight to hell he looks like that rat boy the last one it's rat it's a rat rat boy who can forget our dear wreck uh so yeah this is uh zack's favorite episode his stan's got big gremlin energy he's gremlin he's gremlin is this kind of like the turtle situation where it has like some sort of use um this this stand is made specifically for the rat not anyone else it's made for it to survive i'm the stand for the rat that makes all of the rules this is the the rat is rat size by the way not giant size it doesn't make any rules i guess i assumed it was rat's eyes the stand kisses it gently on the forehead every morning says i love you have a good day this is a wild rat not a not like a house rat yeah well wild rats deserve love too no i'm naming him dear rat boy who can forget him he has like like the the perfect swirl for his tail he's the void rat and his stand is mr chomps the stand opens up and like a little cannon comes out a rat with a cannon nice so this the the rat's name is uh they named him bug eaten because one of his ears is all eaten up ah and you're not gonna believe this but the the stand is called rat that's so stupid it's named after the band rat but it's i find it funny i find it funny that they didn't name the rat rat and they named the stand rat instead so what'd you learn about part four um nothing about jojo has changed you you're saying it's just as strange as when we did part five yeah is part seven the horse one yeah it's the race one that makes it sound really bad we'll see you next time thanks for watching and thank you so so much for your patience this video took a lot of dedication and work and i'm so happy how it turned out i'd also quickly like to thank hunt dude our first top tier patreon supporter make sure you hit the like button if you liked it subscribe for more and ring the bell to stay caught up with notifications leave a comment to what your favorite guest was and what jojo part you'd like to see next i'm emmie splenoby and good night moriocho

Channel: M.A. Splinobi

Views: 449,733

Keywords: SplinobiFORCE, MAsplinobi, commentary, funny, comedy, JoJo, Guessing, Diamond Is Unbreakable, Nem, Part 4, Guessing Names, Guessing CHaracters, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Id: Y8gtPMrtu_E

Length: 26min 42sec (1602 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 16 2020