Grand Theft Auto V (Chaos Mod) | 2021-02-04

hello i've just forgotten how to say hello to people it's been so long since i've met people how are you yeah rhea know everyone rhea know i mean for you it says on air but for me that's so bright in there it's like the box in pulp fiction i'm gonna open it and it's just blinding light what could be in here there is actually an intense light out of it oh it's gold oh anyway how are you how are you folks eat the box or no what's in the box okay i was worried um well that's a mystery what's inside it even though i just showed you i guess but i'm not eating it no standing i i do i do like standing for these streams honestly i really do um but the problem is i've rearranged some stuff and i'm a little afraid of clicking that button that'll raise my desk just in case everything falls apart um i'll give it a go maybe tomorrow i'll try and make sure everything's started i just i've got a lot of wires going on here as well if you follow me on instagram you should if you don't by the way super interesting life i have so many interesting posts up there about all the cool things i do and i post all the time you should take a look but i've got a lot of wires going on down there that i need to fix but how are you folks enough about me it was a beautiful selfie thank you you pulled so much on instagram i know i know i go a little bit overboard but i just want to share with you guys all right helloni thank you for the gift that's up there a single painted psyche day with a gifted sub dr trev uh super sicky thank you for the bits as well thanks so much for watching me for so long i don't know how you do it it's a talent in itself i captain depression oj kendrick katie and zap thank you for the support as well my day's been pretty good katie thank you for asking i thought you fixed the wires well yeah i did but you know on second thought i think i might have to do a little bit more i know on the instagram they looked perfect but i might have to do a tad bit more to get it the way i want it um rt game when is the next mario video coming out i i don't know i have decided i am going to end my career online and turn it into a fishing career it is me rtgame also all of you should go subscribe to call me kevin he will hold the mantle for me from now on you can quote rt on that by the way he did say it we were all here i was there uh joint dominic redwolf has a keely and this is say thank you for the bits can you whine and dine us on valentine's day it depends what day valentine's day falls on uh yeah i should be streaming valentine's day i'm not sure about whining and dieting though i don't know if there's anything uh special going to be going on valentine's day but i'll likely be here how are you doing folks welcome welcome welcome uh pseudo local name for the bits and the compliment on my shirt yeah i really like this i i like the new uh clothes that i bought i i don't really buy clothes that often but i was like i want a bit of a change up and i like the new stuff i got so thank you uh is it said adriana thank you for the sub charlie uh giovanni lantern um or was i gears r johnson one big empty space eclipso ellie isn't funny thank you for the tip that is very very kind of you jesus um i almost missed this because i've been asleep all day after trying to draw you all night congrats on your difficult to draw face what's that supposed to mean oh jesus thanks for calling so much effort jesus christ we don't stress yourself out uh maybe if i just stay monotone at all times and just get one of those pitchforks like would that be easier and give you a frame a reference uh i'm good i'm good welcome welcome welcome welcome everyone joining i need to make the uh the chat a little bit bigger i think oh jesus they're flying you're flying you're flying um i i i have eaten i had a protein bar before the stream to prevent what happened last time because my stomach started to legitimately hurt towards the end of it and i was like oh i don't feel good i couldn't really even think straight i don't know i i had a lunch like an hour earlier than normal but i don't know what happened to me i was destroyed from it i i don't know um jesus christ guys thank you for the support um madam west hipster a goose gibby um i master kermit uh zachtar rust v blue ah kevin thank you for the gifted song uh kuroi thank you very much for the 10 subs christ almighty that is too much but thank you very much for that i shouldn't even mention christ almighty you know i'm talking of shrek not jesus do not spawn jesus even once fallout 4 chaos mod i don't know if that's the thing i'd try it if it was a thing but too late yeah i should have never mentioned jesus uh tesserudo um uh what what is that pez assassin is it thank you for the sub emily david the sub paris fear thank you for the five subs and corrosive stay for the five subs as well thank you very much you too i appreciate that that guy ben dalem hannah uh chazz thank you very much for the 10 subs as well you're too supportive as always i appreciate it though thank you very much i'm just going to give it a few more minutes um give it about four minutes or so before we get started in game uh and i'll if you're new and you've not done the uh chaos mod before i will explain it just before we start um don't worry i just i like to give it a few minutes because um am i a bit quiet hold on is that better that good all right i hope that's better it looks like it's wait actually that might be too loud hold on there there about there should be good sorry sorry i was on the wrong slider so i went pretty loud is that good okay sorry about that i i was on the wrong slider so it looked like i was in a different place than i was um hopefully that should be good all right good good good all right thank you for that again carosis powersphere kuroi thank you very much guys uh alien boy creations thank you for the bits um i'm glad you enjoyed the ai dungeon i'm going to be doing another one on that too it was pretty fun is it uh lame astro grand panda pure or purest saint uh cheshire sir goose block to be i just thank you again for the ten jesus christ that is way way too much my friend but thank you so much for that that is way too much though thank you uh miss pickens thing for the bits uh sorry berry project sir pool cherry eat the zombies jack thank you for the tip just jackie thank you for the tip as well i love when there's two similar names jack and jackie thank you very much you too uh super super thank you for the five to spooks thank you for the five as well thank you so much for the support guys that is too much but thank you very much i love when i look over in the chat i just see someone relate or something related to a totally different stream i just saw the the line dog grips too in the middle of it just thank you for the bits as well oh you work for the emergency helpline jesus and thank you for the um the compliments there as well uh right uh the rat girl uh call redman sir alpha asmr kerry uh pm kev american moss shy night fridge whip sarah ellie thank you for the five subs that's very very kindly fly fish gabbish sweetness clyde the cyberstone infamous brooklyn rootless marriage acts the irish dragon uh andy weird bullet rider roxanne oh my god buy a thickly spud the crowd paladin the the louis copeland thank you for the bits that's really kind of you lamont ah kasib knocking ford uh cheshire thank you for the five subs there as well turks standing over the bits jazz thank you for the five subs crying for the bits as well you're very kind thank you for the the compliment there stylist uh tomster uh assassin amy sco uh proca ninjade my happy anxiety sarah ellie thank you for the five subs unc zoixie thank you so much for the tip and dre dreamer and damian thank you for the subs okay that was a lot thank you very much for this award guys i do appreciate it you're you're very very kind um you're you're very very very kind way too kind i don't deserve it but thank you very much um okay let me drop a tweet and then i think we can get started um let's see here okay all right are you ready um the jolene give it give your man backside i had my i apologize if you could hear any noises there i had my speakers on i didn't even realize it um yeah jolene backed off thankfully she backed off cheeky gamer uh kidder steven redwolf sven rooney tier the classical demon rebeccalicious uh damien ali johnny boy shy guy gary and charity thank you very much for the support okay thanks for the kind words on the cover guys i appreciate it um you're very nice right what i was going to say is we're going to get started now um how this works is uh jolene it's just a reference to the the caller i did on the channel for those of you confused somehow who is this jolene one uh emmy thank you for the tip at six is six ammc thank you for the bits as well rose uh chart thank you so much guys for the kind words there as well hope you're well um right so we're gonna do the chaos mod if you've seen this already you kind of get the picture um in this case the chat is in control of what happens next uh if you haven't seen it before basically the chaos mod just is chaos it's completely chaos with random effects uh up the top right of the screen when i'm in game you will see like four different effects um labeled one through four or five through eight depending on the rotation it goes every second time if for example you see spawn grief or jesus on one you wouldn't want that one so because it's the lame effect uh so you might go to the next one you might see oh give kevin lots of nice things and the number two next to it so you'd input two and then that effect would be the next one that took place if it got the majority of the votes it's super easy you'll get it all you gotta do is write the number in the chat and then it'll do the corresponding mod yeah it's as simple as that i'm sure you'll get it if you if you haven't already uh super easy to follow and mario geo erie rose blackout cosplay love chand thank you very much for that i appreciate it um thanks so much for all the support you've given jen i appreciate it a lot magic alex jd on fire uh meet the g ghost ifa phoenix team marie thank you very much for the generous tip there that's very very kind of you and uh best luck with the interview okay cena jason becca thank you very much for the subs all right let's uh let's give this a go hold on i'm going to swap over to in game and i might just have to put on the game give me one second hitman 3 is not what we're playing i usually have this done beforehand but i'm not very good at what i do so there we go that should be good now no not jesus give it a moment there you go awesome we're good to go tayana powerhouse slayer of wolf thank you very much jason becker kyocena gangrel jesus gibby thank you very much for the support guys okay right so what we've been trying to do is um oh one second sorry i just need to click one thing i'm back in now sorry now i've been i i've been delaying things i'm like two minutes late i like to start like 10 minutes in this is 12 minutes this is a joke all right so what i've been trying to do is complete as many missions as i can um in the story mode uh with the chaos mod on it's [ __ ] difficult because people keep spawning things trying to kill me when i installed this mod i thought it would be like this is going to be great i get to replay a gta and the crowd will help me they'll give me like cool weapons and fill up my health and give me lots of armor but no they've been using things that affect me negatively all right so when i go back in you can see the numbers there up the top right you've been spamming them randomly so i don't know if that'll actually work in the integration or not but we're gonna try i think we just burnt down the farmhouse last time it's very epic and now we gotta go try and do another mission um so we'll see now we'll see this one we'll just make sure it works because we have had a few times where you've had to restart the game just in case but it should be good let's see what you're voting for we're getting a lot of seven a lot of six okay as long as it's walking water obliterate launch all in a vehicle's upper grand because i think it picks random if it doesn't detect the votes so give it a minute walk in water okay good we're fine we're fine interesting one to pick given that i'm in the desert but look it's up to you i'm not gonna complain as long as you don't kill me i'm kind of fine with whatever you pick to be honest i just need to get a car to get back to my trailer stop stop ptsd ptsd all right let's make our way to the trailer lovely little car she just runs off okay well a bit of a slow start because well we're on point two game speed but we'll get there eventually luckily the bar keeps moving are you trying to change the game speed again you can't make up your mind i wanna watch it on point two game speed no point five point six is the optimal game speed you can't make up your minds between all of you larry thank you for the bits okay point five game speed like normally is really annoying but this actually feels okay coming from point two game speed so i'm all right with that thank you that runner thank you for the sub i'm gonna try and get as many alerts as i can but it's hard sometimes to get them all so i apologize that i i'm definitely gonna miss some i try my best luckily we've plenty of time now sarah that raptor's subpar dead ruin uh dead runner sorry villain thank you as well player ragdolls when shot okay well i better not get shot then you know what i'm just [ __ ] happy to make it to the cutscene in one piece this usually doesn't start so well but i think that's because it's given you very like little deadly ones i guess where are you off to that get back here you're not even hidden have you got it i've been trying remember you've random as well come on over here all right i ain't gonna hit you prepare all vehicles i've been trying i know i know i thought you said you weren't gonna hit me i thought you said you were gonna find [ __ ] michael townley i have a feeling that i know what you're gonna pick here super thank you for that again 83 and the other one is at kindergarten i asked a teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe a branch called cox ain't no move trevor shut up before i molest you all right now is there anything else he's just standing there where is he trying to walk i kicked manga hold on okay santa about to ride married with you what's his wife's name amanda amanda yeah you're a genius you [ __ ] come on come here all right try it try it try it don't you ever not tell me things i want to know sorry trevor okay that looks like definite tree we're going to los santos yeah that looks like a tree not for me me and wade let's see if that works there we go all fixed find us you know it's fixed because of how broken it looks let's go away come on i'm driving you can jerk me off if i get bored clyde thank you very much for the tip that's pretty kind shannon thank you for the two cells as well hunter thank you ice cream um [Music] all right i hope i don't have to go oh you know what no no no take this car good idea i don't want an open top vehicle where are your people out i cannot run them i cannot run in there wait should i take the helicopter with his girlfriend it's a bit loud oh my god he's shooting me from the cat okay that was possibly the worst possible performance i could have done in that situation like i'd gotten away but then i went back for the helicopter and he was ready to give chase and like some bond style action scene and then i just backed up into him well there goes my helicopter really is an amazing invention in the helicopter fastest land vehicle known to man i believe uh it's saying go back to wade but i don't know where he is uh oh there he is okay um i don't think i'm going to be able to get a vehicle it's they're all kind of spinning all over the place all right we'll try this now now that you've stopped spinning them thank you uh thanks for the whales by the way all the cars have exploded how does lightning okay car great fantastic great news that whale wasn't even rain it just appeared all right get in where is he going no dude don't pull me out i've got more important things oh my god it's raining whale oh thank you jesus we worked together thanks very much dude who would win the entire twitch chat or me and one random npc oh my god the road is so full hold on hold on oh my god every road is blocked by whales i i don't want to run into the cops hold on there you go use the whales as cover simple oh my god you put mercenaries after me fantastic folks thanks i don't even know where i'm supposed to be going a frog islander thank you for the bits jesus who is that oh okay great uh there's cops up ahead mercenaries behind me and whales on top of me if i can just escape the cops then oh great you okay great my w key is stuck just so you're aware so if i'm driving a bit erratically that would be why not as important as the man all right i don't have to go too far at least get out of the way jesus i didn't want to knock him down but he really wanted to die drug islander thank you for those bits again mushy mr zappo tara thank you for the sub there as well jesus the weather's been erratic must be that climate change they're talking about my w key is still stuck my w key is still stuck my wp is still stuck okay not bad considering oh no i've just seen what's coming up how did i fail the laws were alerted too early how the mercenaries i didn't even know i was going to the last to be honest lacey thank you very much for the tip there he is no no no no no no i'm fact i'm so [ __ ] all right because i'm going to keep spawning in on top of them now all right all right did at least get some friendly fire no no i didn't at least the wp one is running out because this is going to make it very hard to kill him when it's running for me constantly it's fine it's fine i i need to be punished for my sins that's okay no all right what is my strategy here spawn camping jesus try again i don't know whether to go for a gun or run at him i'll try one more no i i can't i can't hold on we always get out of this somehow whenever he spawn traps us but it took us 22 minutes to [ __ ] you up well why does my gun shoot cats all right no we're good we're good he's talking about ice cream when i'm here defeating lord jesus christ himself all right off we go jenny thank you very much for the five subs that is very very kind of you i appreciate it thank you so much lacey thank you for the five as well and lacie62777 is that two separate laces thank you very much for the tip not as important as the man that's employed you mentored you and fed you amphetamines all right i only have 1.2 miles to go whoa the whale is spinning jesus he's going nuts how come he's not spinning what the whale's at oh that's a bit terrifying to be honest oh no i don't like this jesus christ okay at least there wasn't too many of them to dodge they seem to he's still trying to talk all right hold on hold on hold on he will stop eventually he's on his feet i think okay you stop it oh for [ __ ] sake why did i think this would work all right at least they didn't kill me why are there no cars give me a this one it's a hybrid perfect oh jesus oh now i've got cops after oh i lost the cops immediately that works for me is he even going to be able to get in the car what is that oh jesus what is going on jesse thank you very much for those gifted songs you please get in we don't have much time jazz thank you for the bids infinite flight thank you for the 10 subs that's very very nice here thank you oh he got in somehow heads drive by player i swear if you guys alert the lost again i'm going to be very upset okay hopefully there's no people out there to even do a drive-by on me like they're why the last were alerted okay something alerted them somehow i don't know why but they got alerted all right get in i gotta make a stop get in get in get in i swear i'm old enough to drive i may not look it but i am now the fact i can't see is a whole other issue i assume that it's just the models like oh yeah okay oh i'm going out with my son take him to a biker place the peds are still trying to do drive-bys on me by the way so thanks for that appreciate it and fed you amphetamines this last year but it's important all right a mile to go let's oh what the hell is this what vehicle is this okay i think it's faster so thank you i'll take it i just just don't oh my god what was that they just jumped out just don't alert the lost and we'll get there okay anything else is fine just let's not alert the lost okay hi chris thank you for the tip don't read chat and drive it's very dangerous it's funny because that one is meant to put me in the back seat and then jesus drives to wherever is marked but because it was a two-seater i just got heated from the vehicle ah all right we can do this i'm curious now is that jesus out there driving like is he still spawned in oh okay well he's going back to heaven if he is oh jesus put the gps to heaven but he sent all of us there now what is that oh it's a vehicle with a trailer hell of a view we got to pay this guy you got to give it that all right i guess i will just wait patience alexandra thank you for the tip uh i think the rostering will go on the main channel yeah it might just take some time nikki from abner thank you for the tip oh for [ __ ] sake everybody exits their vehicle i don't have a parachute and even if i did it wouldn't matter because wade's gonna die go back to wade no i don't think i will wade was abandoned i think we have bigger problems than that i love when things are like that as annoying as it is to die repeatedly i love the ones that kind of compliment each other like you sent me into the sky and then you made everyone leave the vehicle it's genius it's genius church thank you for the tip oh wait watch out oh get in the car wait we don't have much time now i am literally on fire all right get in now wait let's go doomsday makes it very hard to drive by the way just so you're aware it kind of like makes the vehicle super heavy and very very twisty there you go and also very explodey very hard to drive oh foa cabbages in his real name for the subs okay doomsday end now thank you for the bus what wait come back hold on all right you drive us there wait wait i'll perfect sake where is he going come back dude this seems intentional like the ai is not it's not my friend just determined to climb up this okay are you happy now you've beached your boss i didn't even know what happened i thought i punched him in the air for a second because i like that and then he just launched into the sky rory irvine thank you for the bits as well thank you for the kind words okay this is the one okay wade hop in you see this is why i was saying i was happy to make it to the mission so quick because now that we've got to the mission we have made literally no progress in about nine minutes yes this works thank you guys okay wait up up up up up up oh that was way too close that was brilliant oh my god the wheels literally touch the roof don't worry don't worry don't worry we're getting there we're getting there ving thank you very much for the subs okay okay [Laughter] yes thank you for flying cars that was a pug stunt right there even the slow motion was so good reminds me of harry potter yeah it is like the chamber of secrets or secrets where they did that sick ramp who is they're the most this biker gang in the country and then they're on mopeds with the little helmet on and everything oh some of them are on mopeds this is fantastic plant sticky bombs on the trail they're literally oh wait why are you there they're not even shooting they're that cool now they all use mopeds they all use the correct safety equipment and they don't shoot i think oh farewell i must return to my home planet i'm gonna do so many stunts up there when i get to my home this is so dumb where is wade i should have got out the car there's something weird in the air he said i think it's me [Laughter] bravo thank you for the bits i appreciate it bing thank you very much for the multiple subs there as well oh fantastic all right retry retry am i supposed to stealth there you go i what why are they whispering i'm literally driving around with them oh and the car crash he's still continuing to whisper hold on you gave everyone a stun gun oh no they're gonna try the non-lethal approach oh that's not a stun gun jesus hold on hold on hold on okay yes i may have been a little bit close but i just wanted the checkpoint i think i'm good okay we did that one in one goal well two if you count me floating off the heaven there at one point who are you who are these people who were those people ah okay this is an extremely long drive i implores you to give me a break on this one so ah he stunned me oh now i was about to say morally they're the coolest gang ever and then he took out my shotgun after i was stunned and put me down all right i implores you please be nice to me so we can complete the drive and then we can continue the madness ellie thank you for the five subs uh guru zap thank you for the bits as well and just just some hops thank you for the the bits this is not optimal thank you for the gift of sobbing chloe thank you for the sub this is not optimal you are correct uh it is not optimal not at all i feel like this isn't the most efficient way to complete the oh okay well it's gonna be a long drive three miles open road and not a tire in sight [Music] oh it sounds awful it's the sound that gets me on this one oh my god stupid rock it's still better than the random tire popping because that skids no you know what i don't think it is i can't move at all this is just awful thanks oh we're not going to be able to do this drive are we i am getting closer to my destination so that's a plus at least okay now i'm getting further away from my destination okay yeah i'm going extremely far from my destination and now i am across the lake and i'm amazed i'm not exploded but i'm across the lake on lsd flying through the air instead of three miles away i am five and i am off-road sir goose thank you very much for the five stops and trying enough thank you for the five subs as well thank you for the tip uh guys my car is immobile i cannot move okay i guess we're i guess we're taking the tank i was about to say i guess we're walking but no we'll just take the tank oh god it's this isn't a two-seater is it right you know what just start again just go back to the [ __ ] trailer pack i have a feeling we're gonna have to end up skipping this one aren't we there's no way you guys are gonna let me through but i'm gonna try my best hermes josh thank you for the tips twitch viewer 27 thank you for the sub there as well sucks rain thank you for the subs okay this is not too bad like these ones are fine i mean they're not it's really hard to drive in the snow while you're on lsd but at least they're not like insta killing me or making it impossible like this is annoying but doable i would say we gotta get to the next checkpoint so we can get some funny cutscenes with with cool effects and we can do go on just just keep going keep coming just go over me it'll be a mercy kill i assure you come on keep going all right fine i guess i'll keep going come on wade back on the road just you me in the open road 2.6 miles of open road are we nearly there it's been like 30 seconds we'll get there soon don't oh my god [Music] [Laughter] oh i don't know if you could hear it but he just said are we not going to los santos anymore all right the worst part is the car still goes away from you so you have to chase the car and by the time you get to the car another thing kicks in gangrel thank you for the tip as well sure this is only everyday life and validity hub sure it sure is just let me concentrate on the road but trevor okay i'm just gonna turn down the volume for this uh on-demand tv because for some reason this seems to get claimed by rockstar for some reason so we're just going to lower it and now it's just you and me no tv to distract us we're just going to have a little conversation uh um so how are you guys um weather uh it's okay i guess like as long as it's as long as it's dry i suppose you're good oh okay um catch any fish recently just trying to make idle conversation as someone burns to death and drives off the road and then i like look i just looked at my right seat ignite all nearby pens the conversation was that awkward that you were just like you know what let's light everyone on fire just so could be like that meme this is fine uh nightfall and quintastic thank you for the subs no not random enemy and by the way i didn't want to break the awkwardness but i noticed you tried to spawn the angry alien so thanks for that but you know what we're a mile away from where we need to go we are two-thirds of the way there i can turn it back up now two-thirds of the way there and then we'll get to do funny cut scenes where you can make people jump around and spawn random things and stuff so let's just be really nice and not kill me for the next one mile i'm even taking shortcuts you see this i'm going all out for you oh god meteor shower this is fine this is fine this is fine yep now you scream you've seen all that stuff all the way up to here okay point three of a mile don't kill me please okay point two mile we can do this but he'd seen all that stuff up to that point and what breaks him is that little ramp that's when he starts screaming okay i think i've made it i think i've made it i think i've made it i think i've made it i think i've made it i think i've made it oh no no no no i made it i made it thank you everyone thank you we made it this is where dead men come back good job you can torture me all you want in the smaller sections but it's more i think it's more fun if we get past the long driving and we get to like the cutscenes and the random little smaller bits you know i grieved for you england thank you very much for the tip that is super generous to you thank you very much for that what oh you said him in the closest vehicle [Laughter] he's already in the couch instead of having the dramatic walk towards the car he just appeared in him lovely okay now that we're past the three mile drive we just gotta do the two mile drive so just stick with me for just another two miles of open road and we'll be there in no time look i'm even taking a shortcut again oh oh fake thank goodness that's exactly what i was thinking oh i got hit by a meteor and now i'm in someone's back garden with no way out okay wait we're going on foot please don't kill me guys i know i've kind of delayed us a little bit and that was my own fault but in my defense i did get hit by a meteor i think the shortcut would have worked if it wasn't for the meteor where is he dude please come out don't don't be like this come out to me where is he ah no come out oh you made him spin where is he oh for effect's sake [Laughter] oh god damn it okay okay okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm afraid to shoot because i'm more likely to get the cops after me i think okay here we go here we go oh [ __ ] yep my car now whoa jesus sorry i didn't fully know what i was doing to you uh can i even oh my god you know what i'm not even mad that might be for the best actually that was a good call i think that might have been for the best i think i i kind of screw that one up every year thank you very much for the [ __ ] that's very kind of yeah kevin has the oblivion npc dialogue down said paul thank you very much for the bits paul you are correct being very good at the old awkward uh oblivion npc talk it's a skill takes many many years okay now we can do this oh no no no no no no not only is he shooting at me he's [ __ ] 360 in me so i'm gonna end up in a montage and be embarrassed for the rest of my life so i signed up i'd have to change my gamertag and everything because i keep getting messages okay where are we even going i thought we were going to michael's house but that's closer than a mile isn't it well maybe not actually i thought it was somewhere else okay okay we're almost there folks let's let's do this together all right it'll be all of us that will have achieved this if we make it not just me heads are rioting and pets are rioting and it's scary poor wade must be terrified he's like so this is what the big city's like everyone's gone nuts for wade where am i going oh i'm going to floyd's yeah yeah yeah okay i don't remember now i remember a point point eight of a mile guys we can do this we're almost there we're almost there oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no what was that flare for why are flares shoot i am literally stuck in a tree why are you screaming woohoo how did this even happen i'm stuck in a tree who is [ __ ] shooting me with rockets or something no no no no no no no turn over turn over turn over yes no stop turning now someone is trying to kill me okay no no no i wanted ko i'm one hit ko i'm one hit kale go go go go go go go go i remember this area i don't know why but i remember it i can find my way out i can find my way out there's the gate up here right oh it's the stairs why are people so inconsiderate for us vehicle drivers okay i'm going back please don't kill me i know i'm being really slow and i should be there by now but it's i got stuck in a tree god damn it there's nothing i could do dr texas thank you very much for the five songs i appreciate it oh no oh my jesus i almost hit into him that was too close that was too close okay kevin focus for those of you that don't know ah if i hit any of these zombies i will explode they are all explosive zombies so i have to be extremely careful extremely careful but we can do this okay if anything this might make it a bit easier please please don't please don't kill me you randomize my clothes please no stop voting for one or two oh no oh no okay you know what the people trying to kill me it's gonna split the vote between one and two people who want to help both three we can win we can win this battle i still see so many of you voting for one and two okay the votes being split by one and two of the from those of you trying to kill me we're good oh okay no we're not good but luckily exploding all vehicles didn't explode mine i can't believe even with the split of people trying to kill me you still [ __ ] got one that should have killed me okay we made it oh my god that was the most stressful car journey i've ever been on [Laughter] and i traveled like across nevada at like a nine hour road trip driving in a rental pair but that was more stressful oh my god my blood pressure okay now go wild do whatever you want in here dude [ __ ] now get up off the floor oh dr texas thank you very much for the sub and the gifted soldier every eve give me a [ __ ] lighter oh you can't smoke here okay this is my girlfriend's place she's at a business conference you can't smoke here what are you going to do these ones aren't that effective remember you've got random two let's fake that right yeah i i nearly got me even though i'm in a cutscene and i had seen it i'm just stressed she'd kill me if she knew i had guests not much of a girlfriend if she don't like your family get me a [ __ ] drink i'm not going to ask you again oh yeah jesus wait i ain't got no booze then you go out and [ __ ] get me something you go too all the blood on them [ __ ] quite a short little cutscene there oh everything is gone boys apartment can never be used as a safe voice safe house to find this simply go to the void it's on your left oh man okay we completed a mission i'm extremely happy hold on continue and let's uh oh yes everyone's available now let's just drop a little quick save good job everyone we did a mission shall we change clothes i wanted to do the random one but you wouldn't let me so let me see what we got here anything nice ah that's nice um maybe some nice pants that's kind of cool sweatpants there we go nice and comfy all right let's get going what's the oh wait do i need to go there as you know what this will be a lot easier if i swap to michael i think the game crashed all right that was very good timing at least what did he do mid character swap it crashed what effect did he try and do there i'm starting up again now one second it only takes a minute to launch good crash everyone you're always so happy when you crash the game but this time it was in a really really good position quake effect oh okay i guess when it's like switching character it wasn't the best the best idea on my part to try and swap character at all well um thank you very much for the five subs there i appreciate that thank you very much guys we are amazing you know what i i appreciate that you crashed it in in the right moment you know because now i just load in i swap character and we're ready to go it's not like we're at the end of a quest or anything oh god thank god i saved i don't know if autosave would have saved me but jesus zagari thank you for the two subs you know what one second i'm just gonna grab something over here i'm still here so don't be doing anything too wild don't do anything i wouldn't do he's seen you here sorry i was just eating something i thought i gave myself a snack murdered thank you very much for the two subs um there we go oh sorry about that hey you want to see some chaos you want to know what i'm totally capable of methamphetamine supposed to make you tidy just gonna hang out with floyd for a moment oh look floyd it's snowing actually no no it's not oh thank you for the place hey floyd you want to see uh magic trick floyd floyd floyd floyd floyd just burst into the ceiling panda day for the five subs [Music] all right let me swap the foxy name of the bits you know we can hear you when you beat the prisoners off camera i just wanted to see what the reaction would be i started smacking my exercise bench when i was munching [Laughter] better open the fridge to cool down this climate change really is something of course not i like michael's cut scenes with this mod because he's always interacting with like his family and stuff you are either drunk or you're staring miserably at the clouds or you're out there doing god only knows what oh yeah i've done horrible by you well yeah it's just so casual meanwhile he's just burning alive the only thing you got to worry about anymore is what part of your body you want to have okay random effects guys four four four four four four but you won't none of these will work except for four i found you in a stripper four is the only chance the others aren't gonna do anything [Laughter] is that what they're calling it now you and your i swear i just saw my own name in chat there oh hello fabian darling namaste namaste see it was worth doing random set time to day time funny tell me about it ah there you are you little [ __ ] ruthless pilot am i just on fire forever now you know i'm gonna be warm for the rest of my life what did you just [ __ ] say to me god i wish that were me you're ruining my [ __ ] yoga somebody say yo oh oh no disable left and right movement look at him he's stuck he's only walking towards him michael oh you gotta go with two obliterate them all it's good to see you man i don't know if it'll work on them or not but it's worth the shot of course jump ship boxer uh panda cats thank you very much for the fights i'm sorry i missed that murder crows thank you for the two subs there as well and [ __ ] all right yeah well i got in a bit of an awkward situation you're telling me bro yeah what one of those fake your own death wait is it broken buddy and then run off or did he pick that one maybe you did big mansion awkward situations is it it's i can reload it if it's you know i'll see if this one works and i'm going to reload it not the game but the mod man i've been a witness prediction it looks like seven it's definitely seven it's gonna win so great yeah that's great okay relaunched it sorry about that i'm sorry i'm sorry where are my manners right amanda well it's a shame it broke there because they were going well they used to be fatter i just love the constant fire jimmy you you used to be thinner but yeah i can't blame you this mission's gonna be so hard who are you i must stay i'm fabienne uh oh no where's tracy here he comes where's your sister jim i'm oh please don't end the cutscene at least leave him spawn in the cutscene i don't want to deal with him i don't want anything to do with the dude i don't want to talk to him fame or shame the [ __ ] i definitely don't want to be shocked by him no it's that talent skills show she loves it you guys know that oh here he comes oh no oh no why me dude even in the cut scene there's so many other people you could be attacking did he kill himself no no no he just dazed himself [Laughter] let's go we go for god's sake yeah we what are you gonna stand here and argue while your daughter becomes a national oh my god to be fair he probably thinks i'm the [ __ ] devil i'm just on fire the entire time i know michael i'm thinking the same thing i'm thinking that every time jesus is around me handle this myself i'm out of here i'm getting out of here just catch up properly i'm all right guys let's let's go easy on me driving shall we is that fun i think it's very very fun to just not not kill me when i'm driving in fact i think it's peak comedy and i think you guys are very very funny when you don't kill me when i'm driving please don't kill me i just want to get to the stadium at least it seems like a pretty straight drive piss you got blood under your nails and you look like you've been on what a week what the [ __ ] are you to tell me anything i'm someone don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me okay this is actually fine yeah hold on oh god i can't really angle this hospital gurney after that stunt of yours he still writes to me from the joint okay wait okay i can land this in the ditch we're almost there we just got to get up here and i think i can go up this hill can i no i can't can i okay never mind trevor i have decided instead of saving my daughter i would like to sell tacos now [Laughter] and off he goes hellcat thank you very much for the tip that's very very kind of you i appreciate the kind words as well oh there's a new upstate oh there's a new update to the chaos mod hellcat saying which means it's added more effects oh i'll get that for next time oh my god is that jesus it's [ __ ] jesus isn't it all right um i'm the real husqv where is he there's a baller squad on my doorstep and i can't leave the house how does this work okay welcome first of all second of all there's a few numbers up the top right next to effects you can just type the number in chat if you want that mod to happen and it's majority wins okay jesus is fighting the ballers are you serious all right well that's one of my problems solved come on knock him down yes he might be on the ground now okay retry he might still be on yes kick jesus yeah they say don't kick a man when he's down but in this case i'll make an exception all right oh man you know i can probably handle this i'm catholic by the way that's all you just made me stomp on jesus as he laid defenseless on the ground thanks a lot you are a horrible horrible people okay we can do this wait jesus take the wheel oh was that the last effect i was wondering i was like didn't work and trying to tell me how to run my life it don't work oh sorry sorry i was looking to chat everyone apologies i get out and exchange insurance information but my chat have locked me and everyone else in the world inside their vehicles just keep going crabby thank you very much for five selves that is very very generous of you thank you so much slippery snake yeah i'm so happy to be back in the town at least oh my god okay can we dodge the building could we no sorry about that trevor hold on all right if i can just if i could just angle it maybe uh is that possible no okay we'll just that's okay we can wait we got a bit of time for pickles phillip's thing for the bits as well i'm glad you've been enjoying this mod it's super super fun oh there i go it didn't even put me in a vehicle oh is it because all the vehicles were locked so it's just like i guess we'll just take him out then that's funny rootless pilot name for the bits all right this should be easier now that the people on my doorstep are dead god eventful day eventful day she's my daughter oh could you spawn me a blimp i know it's too late to ask for but please don't be the credits please be the blimp of course it's always the credits you guys love the credits you're like guys can we just please give leslie benzie some credit please they worked really hard on this that's fine i thank you very much for the subs oh that's nice i love the minion one i wish we could get it in the cutscene though it never syncs up i'd love to get it in the cutscene after that stunting okay that was a decent save actually okay despite not being able to see over the steering wheel i'm a very good driver i use sonar like a bat just screaming in my car oh it's bouncing it's bouncing [Music] my w key is stuck by the way just just in case i'm driving a little bit erratic or i'm not braking that is why okay i can do this i can do this that's fine yeah well you know i'm good okay don't worry point eight of a mile ago this isn't actually that far it's doable i'm amazed you guys cooperated so much to get past the last drive the three-mile one oh my god jesus christ that caught me off guard i wasn't even looking at my vehicle i was looking at theirs everything just flipped all right we're good we're good i don't remember they're being flipped all vehicles i remember flip your vehicle but i guess it just doesn't come up very often or maybe you guys don't select it that often i forgot my w key to stop okay almost there hold on there don't don't don't kill me i'm no not doomsday oh my god they can't even come up with a reason his mission failed he couldn't come up with a reason it's just like [Laughter] watchtops thank you for the tip oh sorry we got new hydraulics in the car but they're stuck on so just just give me a second hold on he's desperately trying to get in the car come on get in hold on there we go jimmy no don't be jealous of your sister we're just spending time with your sister right now stop it is he dead okay i think my son is dead trevor let's go phew never paul thank you very much for the five subs you're very very kind thank you so much for that fish oil okay here we go this is a doable drive remember when we drove three miles earlier this is only 1.5 okay we can do this i'm just so glad we're back in the city because those those long drives out in the desert were so so difficult sorry my bad my bad the car's destroyed i don't know how he's lived for a decade if the world is like this hey if anyone needs kale my friend i'm beyond oh all right my car was ruined anyway it doesn't matter that's just cara tour is littering the streets okay we always seem to nearly make it but not quite do you think we can do it this time i think we can we just need a little bit of cooperation and we can do it we're already almost there hang in there hang in there coming up to the final few corners nice ramp there good turning not not good turning okay never mind ten times vehicle engine speed okay oh there's a chimp in the back of my car i hadn't even realized he's just chilling back there okay thank you everyone for being cooperative what are they even talking about no no no i'm stripping i can't [ __ ] drive this thing hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on yes i'm here i don't think that's a cutscene hold on hold on don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me you made me do it oh don't kill me don't kill me yes yes okay we did it man he's like any closeted tv presenter jesus [ __ ] vinegar this is landing outside please have your name called affliction and hipster spiderman thank you very much for the five subs each guys that was very kind screw that where the [ __ ] laszlo it doesn't matter [Music] it's the auditions fame or shame season 14 right here in violence i hope this parent doesn't copy right now i'm assuming it's not tracy santa i mean we're good judges tracy de sansa yes hi all right tracy's a dancer but she also nearby modeling and working with children that's that's beautiful you're so original like a basketball sophie thanks for the tips davis thank you very much for these clowns that's my dad trevor [Music] barry san andreas i don't know why it keeps breaking i'm updated tonight what are you doing here okay i'm back relax chill make yourself at home he's got a little sorry about that i don't know why he keeps doing that two one all right it's fame or shame for tracy de santa music aussie name is the tip albert thank you for the tip chills thank you for the sub as well is this copyright i'm just going to turn down the music you'll just have to make up your own music try and think of copyright free music hold on wait let me just let me get uh some music on for you guys so we're fully immersed um okay uh [Music] [Music] okay [Music] oh no the happiness is over it was short-lived god damn it it suits everything doesn't it i don't know how sky thank you for the reason you can see why it's so used bender thank you for the five gifted songs wait i'm famous it says why are you attacking me you should be putting me on tv she's freaking out she's like the copyright free music is gone it's freaking out all right there's an extreme fog i don't know where i'm going wait what chase after laszlo he's chasing me hold on i'll get you laszlo come here wait a second hold on i think i'm gonna need the music again all right the awkward footsteps [Music] we'll get you eventually laszlo pesky laszlo jesus christ oh my god okay that music is going away a great chase indeed okay now you're spawning the blame i didn't ask for it i didn't specify when i gotta be more exact you're like an evil genie is what you're like oh no i don't know if i can get through here hold on jesus what way is it spawned in okay the fact that i even managed to get up oh my god the fact that i managed to get up there is amazing in itself ah everyone's on fire [Laughter] oh my god oh man okay get over that blimp and we're good okay i hope that wasn't just lock i hope i can actually get up there oh he's crawling out from under it could you crawl the other way i'm getting flashbacks to when i was stuck in the life invader building as michael and i just couldn't get out okay hold on there we go i think is michael gonna be able to get out of here oh they're all packing heat this is so intimidating i think he's stuck like he's not gonna be able to come out where is he michael was abandoned all right we might we might have [ __ ] this one up guys the better hide player there were the bits as well sam jaded sapphire savannah i was about to say unless there's a way you could move it you did certainly move it but i don't think it's uh oh i could change character good idea yeah yeah yeah i'll get one over and then i'll change to michael if it'll allow me zero kg thank you for the result watchtops name of the bits i think i might have to wait until my gravity field is gone but as soon as my gravity field is gone i will be on my way oh and my gravity feel is gone okay we're good now there's a ferris wheel oh okay it got rid of it good job everyone where's the ferris wheel okay let's just not think about it oh there it is all right okay very very cool architecture there all right michael get in and let's get out of here oh my god jimmy get off get off get off get off get off get off go i don't even care if i lose at this point i just don't want him on top of my truck hold on oh no he's in [ __ ] last stand the fecker hold on yes my son is dead for the second time in one day oh what a day it was crafty crafty feckers i can't believe it spawn on top of the trunk okay you know what ditch the trailer i don't want it okay hold on hold on oh no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this way did he go this way he went this way ah okay well there goes my trailer never mind me having to ditch it okay i'm fine follow the map this is so confusing like i don't know if this is as confusing for you watching but playing this is just horrible it's so hard um where's he going oh god he's going that way on the map which means it's okay to go left which way is even left okay okay okay okay okay oh thanks for the random upgrades got everyone's cars pimped out look at the wall it's lovely that's just lovely now you love to see it please don't kill me everyone we can do this all right is he going he goes into the overflow at some point i'm so glad i hit the brakes to try and do the corners so it didn't impact me as much when you inverted the velocity but that was still bad where are we going i thought he went off there uh come back i can't catch up to him all right i'm gaining him a bit of momentum now why didn't it invert his velocity oh okay there we go no it said everyone turn around everyone not just me oh he's getting away is he saying go right because i'm just holding the steering wheel like this he's like go right come on we failed i i don't know how it hasn't failed already all right close enough ellie thank you very much for the tip that's very kind thank you for the kind words too cotton and smith thank you for the resubs okay at least there was a checkpoint midway through that is actually a huge relief rabbit smith thank you very much for the subs watch out people stop chasing me [ __ ] clowns okay this is doable it actually confused me a while ago because you re-sprayed his car yellow so when i saw him in the distance i was still looking for the right care i didn't realize it was him peds drive backwards perfect say it's not working on him probably luckily actually that wouldn't be good oh no oh no i've just realized what you're going to spawn please don't do it don't do it okay what can i do to avoid this get behind the tree maybe ah he's shooting rockets he's shooting rockets i don't know who he's even attacking right now but i'm just getting out of here go go go go go yes oh my god oh my god oh my god he's coming he's coming he's coming he's coming get down here get down here get down here please don't follow me down here buddy okay i think we might be good i think we're good i'm scared the little shit's all out of juice thank god okay thank god guys run out of batteries it's got enough battery for the alarm anyway lauren eclipso thank you for the songs and i swear to god turn this up if you picked it you have to deal with this your actions have consequences i'm just a dumb a-list celebrity wait will honk boosting work if you pick hunky's thing uh it's too late it's on the delay now you'll get it but [Music] show it's not live it's not funny that's my genius i got no [ __ ] talent you clearly ain't being humble t you proved your point this is your daughter you should be wanting to rip the [ __ ] ponytail off the back of this guy's head and you huh [Music] all right time to use my super powers by the power of extreme grievous jesus i'll just smash into the ground i mean i need music or are you trying to [ __ ] annoy me huh what the hell the pants and everything [Laughter] all right all right now drop a like perspective i want to see you get nice and low come on slower [Music] please don't kill me i don't think you can go lower trevor next week all right come on get up hey claw go now before i change my mind i got it all on my camera what is this [ __ ] the world's gonna see your [ __ ] [Laughter] i'm going home how the [ __ ] did you do without me for nine years huh good job we did another quest mission whatever you want to call it task torture we did it hey fps hacker lauren david about to tell you the same thing okay meet me at galileo observatory as soon as you can get there okay i guess i'll take the boss oh yes save thank you oh good job everyone all right i think we have time for another you know this this could be a three mission stream um no i don't care what you're on about hold on uh what missions have we got next um who's b i don't know who is b oh yeah that's up to dave isn't it all right i'm going to call a cab it is a storm it's not safe to be driving uh rebelli thank you very much for the rose thank you as well a couple of minutes okay thanks for your help oh man i'm impressed with the progress we've made today honestly the fact that we completed those trevor missions is a bit of a miracle in itself oh come on here we go all right um waypoint panda cats thank you very much for the five subs you're very very kind thank you come on oh no force field wait i told him to hurry you must be so confused like god people are considerate today huh mike hey uh transferring your cut of the jewel store take to your account the house money so you can rest easy there it's so entertaining oh all right i'm gonna skip this before you end up killing me with something i don't trust you guys at all panda thank you very much jesus for the five subs oh my god you killed my taxi driver wait where did he take me oh he he deserved to die he took me underneath the observatory hold on why would because i don't know the map so because i don't know how to get there he doesn't know how to go there oh for fix sake all right i'll take a car off the rest please we don't have much time seriously sorry i can't believe you killed that taxi driver and he was so good to me i don't suppose i can go up here can i it's risky but it just might work it's stupid and it didn't work all right i thought i might have been able to do it it seemed like there was a chance but i'll go around god damn it sensitive touch what even is that i think it's something to do with shooting actually god is it the rain does the rain affect it so i can't drive on the dirt because i feel like i should be able to go up here all right there we go all good not good not good not good not good at least i didn't do it five seconds earlier so okay you know what there is literally no point oh no no no no i am literally mashing get out it's sliding i can't now you get out great okay i'm going to walk i'm going to try and walk up the hill at least and get a car up here i should have just drove around the bus boys nothing spawned i guess because there was no one with me usually it teleports the npcs into the bus when it's the boys one or there's scooter boys too that also spawns them in i think god this storm is bad i possibly took the longest possible route to get here i am sorry i thought i was being smart panda thanks for the five subs again uh destroyer they were the bits oh my god g pi young claude and lord corligan thank you very much for the subs god look at that it's like looking at me on a sunny day it's oh this is deep fried i thought it was bloom panda thanks again okay hopefully there's a car nearby the only good thing is if i die maybe the taxi will be able to take me here next time because i've discovered the map but i'm getting there i think you're kidding oh he's a companion you nearly gave me a heart attack i thought it was an enemy is this a flashback i need to borrow your car lady okay get in she just says damn it okay let's go around see if we can get there in my car god dave's going to be very shocked when brad turns up is it this way uh epic team act thank you very much for the subs oh okay wait this might what the hell vehicle is this okay there's no there's no way i can fit actually and i shouldn't be risking this why am i doing it epic tmac thank you very much for those five subs again you're very very kind appreciate it i have someone to introduce you to it's all the prank this is not good i don't know what you're talking about i know you did that alcoholic kitty great job thank you for the sub davey seriously you're imagining things [ __ ] you all right i did it arrest me you know what you'll be saving my life cause you called it [ __ ] what you called it why is he so emotionless there a couple days ago but we haven't really talked about anything either but if no when he started to answer the questions about why you're not feeding worms south of the canadian border oh we got problems yeah no [ __ ] we're in it together so together after they all blew up my problems then i guess that means that my bad timing or sort of oh my god nope what if i lose my job someone comes into my office starts reading my phone they'll see the things i did i know a lot of it doesn't matter dave you're dead [ __ ] you you ungrateful prick yeah stick up for yourself michael and that's the end of the game he doesn't cooperate and we better go about saving it together because you and i both know we can't let it go to [ __ ] now king thank you for the sub what do you need this guy come on go away we got to see the cutscene oh god what are you going to do ignite or jealous jimmy i bad crap probably oh no he's aiming how am i going to get in here you've played dead before haven't you oh jimmy [Laughter] joke's on you dave i brought back up call me when you wake up i'll tell you what to do oh that's that was dumb i love it oh my god wait what i'm john doe oh this mission i right next to the bottle of scotch and pack of redwoods you didn't get pretty excited broken are you going for rent alcoholic aimbot heads but that's on the state of the liver do you still think 40s impotent rage that's what you want impotent rage note the discoloration of the teeth and the fingers smoker pack a day i'd say probably cigars too i was going like there was no tomorrow come on you can do it some people think they're immortal so you get chest pains pumping away at your mistress lucky girl having this thing on top of her i think she was probably relieved when he bought it awkward conversation with the spouse [Music] that angle as well um did he just run away i think he's gone am i supposed to do something or will i just sit here because i'm kind of happy to sit here and see what you guys can do how long are they going to be analyzing me with the bone saw and the ribs wait are they about to open me up your nose go for it oh what i've never gotten to that before he just let him do it i never do that oh my god that is so cool oh my god oh my god never seen that before okay here we go i'll get up this time holler thank you for the solving that deposits on his hips and abdomen i suggest a fondness for bleeder burgers we're probably about to find one thing to happen and what's that going to be [Laughter] the bees the bees are still killing me by the way they're all just flying around me surrender yourself i didn't realize you put on explosive combat oh okay this is going to be hard [Applause] all right i'm fine with that as long as he stays that's great i can restart lisk hold on thank you very much for the subs oh no what is this was that a b or what was it what hit me oh no you spawned jesus why would you do this i don't know how i'm gonna get out of this he's not even facing me how am i going to do this you're going to have to give me an effect to kill him i don't know how else i'm going to do it surrender yourself oh no yes one second i'm killing jesus yes good job mine now i know how it feels now i understand why he enjoys it so much fantastic you can't judge a corpse by its toe this one's on fire okay we're good what okay hold on i found the total a little bit hard to drive it's on some big black leaf definitely not your guy okay the agency have the lower floors unlocked oh god swords uh smith girl the real kuni benny awade thank you for the subs stream grief for kevin never the tip you would become what you hate you were correct oh he got to the checkpoint though from just cheesing it with the bike [Music] i hope i'm killing you okay yeah wait there you go um i like how michael said i already died once today trust me michael it's been a lot more than once invincibility yes you actually helped me with something [Music] i'm a little op right now okay how can i get out of here how do i can i escape through the window wait what is this what is this dog okay that's just money okay i can escape what you're doing here but you won't be doing it much longer this is fine just jump dude yes you didn't even have to hit those honestly you could have landed on spikes and you would have been fine oh man okay lose the car i'll try but i'm drunk god i don't want them to catch me drunk that would be the worst there's no way i'd get out of that one oh my god okay where is it gonna send me after this i can't drive i'm too drunk uh no it's really difficult okay i'm gonna try and go up the ladder never scale a building when you're drunk folks i don't give you any kind of like disclaimer or anything when i'm driving drunk but when i get on the ladder i'm like guys they all flatters when you're drunk very dangerous how can i do this if i kill him i'm just gonna have more cops after me but i don't think i have a choice okay i'm gonna have to try i can't even do it turn around please turn around i'm gonna get caught this is so difficult oh no okay thanks for the comedic relief i appreciate that i needed it i needed the mood to be lightened a little bit oh my god i can't see with this [ __ ] filter i'm just trying to shoot every time it goes red and in this general direction at this point i'd be better off shooting at the [ __ ] helicopter oh my god or getting the checkpoint i literally cannot kill him hold on okay all right beyblades yes thank you for helping me that was just embarrassing uh oh something's wrong with the gun um i i'm stuck i think where'd they go i don't i don't think i want to be able to get out of this one to be honest with you uh i'll kill you okay i'm thinking maybe if i kill all these ones on foot maybe they won't be able to what oh that's sick i was genuinely like come on that's [ __ ] okay now surely none of them will be able to get to me because they're all spinning all over the place right off the spinning stuff okay but still am i out of sight i'm not even out of sight how can someone see me do i have to just leave the area all right you know what i'm going back down this roof was a bad idea i was drunk when i thought of it it sounded great at the time but oh no okay i don't know how i lived but honestly i kind of wish i didn't i feel like this needs to be restarted ambulance need healing need boo-boo plastered please lady light uh haley cause thank you very much for the sub as well oh no my w keys stop okay well i cannot move please ignite all nearby peds please please yeah franklin died where the [ __ ] was franklin [Laughter] where was he what is that [ __ ] that is ridiculous lose the cops okay so let's get where was franklin oh i forgot w he was pressed no no no no no uh i'm stuck again jason lady light uh d-bomb holly eb and cyber thank you for the subs okay we can do this camera died oh [ __ ] one second i don't know why it does that sometimes it's not got a battery in it it's hard wired but it still comes up every now and again like charge your battery [Music] all right it should come on give it a moment there you go i have no idea why it does that no batteries and then it's like charged batteries what great all right let's try hop in the fence i guess if i actually got in there i might have been able to escape i think isn't this the building i literally just escaped from they'd never expect it even though they do say that they always go back to the scene of the crime but honestly it seems really stupid so maybe maybe i'll get away with it oh perfect's sake please don't come up please don't come on please don't come up i'm not petty you're petty please don't it's like a [ __ ] horror movie this is like the movie alien please die no dude wait the cops are helping me oh no guys please fall off the building at least oh my god he's so strong he's so strong oh thank goodness okay good job cops i appreciate you no why did you jump like that how is this the hardest part of this mission it's escaping the cops in general is quite difficult i don't think it's possible in this playthrough i gotta die again i think oh god i'll try going into the car park see if that'll work it's when the helicopter shows up it makes it very very difficult and you know the whole chaos mod thank you that also makes it very very difficult okay surely you've lost me right there you go all right now we wait eb thank you for the bits derek stila thank you for the the gifted sob and the bits as well tyler thank you for the resolve appreciate that she's eight months thank you now check in there with the sub they're all going nuts hopefully the cops will have more to deal with with the fact that everyone in the game is now trying to kill me there's people on that highway trying to shoot at me with their laser aim come on dude lose them please i don't know where they are i think they're coming up i'm gonna try and go up a little bit just to avoid them yes back in hell guys you scared the bejesus out of me oh don't talk about jesus no let's not mention his name you shall not be named i can imagine like a mass with that you know let's say jesus name oh i don't know why you're doing slow motion here it's really unnecessary and actually i think it's really bad for me i think i might possibly be stuck on this roof now wait no i have a way out please don't kill me guys we we gotta get through this we gotta do it i'm begging you oh thank you for the lag that actually helped me um does that door open or can i can i burst through there or something please why did i thank you for the lag okay i can find a way out hold on there's going to be a way down here i just need to just need to reverse cool ball david the sub oh great now the car is invisible okay it's going to be harder to lay low when the cops are around you know the docking isn't quite as effective after effects safe the thing didn't even open there was a gate but i didn't see it there all right just avoid them everyone's cars are invisible not just me not just me it's hard to skirt around [Laughter] please let there have been a checkpoint no not only do i have to escape the cops again but now there's an extreme griefer jesus out there waiting for me i did not see that ferris wheel earlier all right i'm gonna hide up here oh no no no no don't see me don't see me don't see me don't see me no he saw me their line of sight is so wide gonna hide in the ferris wheel wait go up go up go up up oh my god he won't go up okay we can do this jump there there's no way they'll be able to see me up here right and there's no way for them to cross okay why are they grunting so much yes thank you very good everyone very good morrigan hairdressing thank you for the subs mondeo thank you for the sub as well [Laughter] come on lose me there's so much screaming [Music] so much screaming come on lose oh no the helicopter's coming oh thank god so franklin was oh no i don't want to go up here franklin was apparently spawned in somewhere because he's trying to call me so i guess he is in the world and it sensed he was spawned in and it lit him on fire that's okay that's all right god that would be a really good movie wouldn't it what oh my god thank you so much that was so nice of you thank you very much oh my god it would be a cool movie idea though wouldn't it jesus comes back from the dead to fight off the zombie invasion it sounds pretty good to me um i only wish i'd spawn on a rope oh my god there are zombies [ __ ] following me just where is he i could have sworn he was right now i didn't mean you reactions like a [ __ ] cat oh my god oh thank god he missed i don't think i've ever seen him miss ever and he somehow missed the game had sympathy i like how you [ __ ] spawned me here where is franklin hold on what why did it it teleported me to waypoint and now it's bringing me down here oh all right can i get a taxi or something oh i was so confused what is that your waypoint oh my god are you serious okay at least it wasn't a teleport i can't believe it was my waypoint sorry all the drivers are busy right now of course there's of course there hold on let me try again no not dave i don't want to talk to dave cab please please don't kill me we've come so far i mean we've gone the wrong way but we've come so fast yes okay good i was hoping since i called from the road it would work what i'm not even going to be able to see the [ __ ] taxi although i can see a car up here oh wait there's a blue car please give me a taxi there we go get in get in get in get in get in get in get and get in oh there we go i don't know just go i couldn't even see the screen the render distance was so bad oh thank goodness are you coming with me too that's weird oh thank god what's going on you got to get out of town man i ain't exactly got nowhere to go well then take it actually it looks like standing dress what the [ __ ] is going on thank you [ __ ] thank you for the two gifted subs kmc spooky jamming thank you for the solves morrigan beds are you very much [ __ ] retired oh stop and stare at [ __ ] white you can't see anything christ franklin i got so many stories i can't even keep them straight i'm full of [ __ ] yeah but you're full of [ __ ] got me a lot of paper one score with you i made more money than i ever did hustling oh yeah i mean i'm a great thief but you know it's the other [ __ ] that i ain't got figured out so what's the deal man what's the deal with the bureau man this clown i mean he's okay guy [ __ ] [ __ ] sucker we did a deal a long time ago didn't go quite the way it was supposed to go wrong guy got killed so i had to go into kind of a an informal witness protection program he helped me i didn't reveal secret ways of his why does he look different cool oh problem started recently unretired i mean he she'll be a hell of a twist if michael was imagining all of this telling me to do [ __ ] i mean look frankly it flashes back and it shows the cost scene again but just like this and franklin there's nowhere to be seen yeah that ain't even the worst part i ever tell you about trevor like some res knowledge [ __ ] i think so [ __ ] well if you only think so then i wasn't being completely honest he's i don't hell walking on earth that's what he is well let's bury this [ __ ] oh yeah good luck with that [ __ ] i mean trevor and i got history complicated [ __ ] history it's still not bringing him back i love the cutscenes that i ain't proud of see the local name of the bible to be an angel but you meet trevor franklin you'll swear i am an angel so what's the mood in man i don't know [ __ ] i'm just gonna you know try to play both sides oh my god you know until i can find a way out of this the mood shifted when he got sad the world got sad way i see it man the least i can do is help you it's a death sentence getting angry and the weather's getting angry means a lot to me like i told you the weather has shifted so much in the space of one conversation for you big come on you better take off all right man i'm with you that was a roller coaster as soon as they start to get like who hands down the weather cams as well bye the bike just drives itself home oh good mission save fast [ __ ] save that was solid that was solid that was good progress oh god should we finish it up with some yoga as is tradition we do like finishing off with some yoga it always just kind of works oh wait i gotta load my other um game it's always impressive to see what you can do in the yoga scene uh this one we all do love a bit of yoga guys you did well today i know you caused complete chaos and tortured me a lot especially in the first ones and a lot of jesus spawning i feel like you just you you can't resist jesus no matter what the situation so i understand but we got three done that is huge and with time to spare like we still have a few minutes left i'm very impressed mellie thank you for the bits isaac uh anguish thank you for the sub as well all right let me see load game load that game why am i loading the game hold on hold on replay mission okay here we go i swear i've never played a video game before uh but i played them for a living that's quite sad i'm still such a boomer all right have at it from here on in you know whatever you want in this mission ross thank you for the sub what's wrong with you smoking in my house you know ever since that psychotic pal of yours turned up you turn into an evil thank you for the self as well thank you derek ziller ross thank you for watching my difficult times means the world to me i supported you i left everything look at me when i talk to you but still uh spooky orchid in the sun an infected storm thank you very much for the five songs i don't know very kind that way she turned it's like on a pivot um ass wife thank you steven oh here we go i think she said [ __ ] monitoring ass white hello fabian darling namaste oh now you're getting it lots of random effects oh yeah she's very successful these ones wouldn't work you're learning well oh sorry you got to know the one that didn't work i'm so upset please you're all [ __ ] screaming and there's no reason for it just relax join us please just think of yoga please no no no the yoga is for sharing come come again awesome oh fab i love the walking with this effect on it's so good oh it's so good why is she driving a tank on hers going in the pigeon costume thing with this some spooky argument with the stuff as well perhaps they're just enjoying the yoga i think or maybe they're confused to be fair it is a bit confusing [Music] oh no that's a warning that's a warning window smash he's staring directly at my crotch oh my god he's just staring at michael's crotch he's probably just like dude pick up the phone brittle bean lizzy thank you for the subs uh four year old thank you as well sorry about my phone by the way oh my god the fov okay it did work in the end good choice on random it's like it was for the breathing strengths this is so obnoxious 69 thank you so much for the five subs and at least funny thank you for the tip as well [Music] okay they're opening fire i moved slightly and they didn't like that they didn't like that at all michael can you deal with those ballers please probably could you take him out is he doing he's doing it get him michael this chase him away why i ordered him i thought we were looking at the wrong michael for a second he looks so upset jamming thanks for that again and storm you too thank you so much no don't get angry at me look how angry he is his forehead's so crazed join us oh my wife amanda died what the hell wait why is michael going attacking her what the [ __ ] what was that why did i look i'll retry it one more time okay okay we're doing one more retry and i said uh assistant told me thank you for the result all right i feel much more at peace now hold on hold on i'm ready i've never seen her actually wait what fabian died okay bye ballis one more try kermer thank you very much for the five selves that's super kindly and toby thank you for the resub as well thank you so much for the support guys all right this is legit the last try we just we have a bit of a reset here so it's a good opportunity to breathe one second i'm breathing oh that's the other michael screaming okay i was confused it would be kind of a miracle if we completed the yoga on top of everything else i don't think it's possible though the yoga is pretty damn hard even though oh oh the drunk makes that really weird oh my god having like an overbody experience here comer thank you for the five subs again pokemon thank you for the tip yellow is definitely your color thank you that's nice of you how flexible you are we got that done oh oh my god they're so strong oh there's where the other michael is dude this is too much the echoing [Music] it's so much to digest two polar cutting all right oh no i just saw the gun spawn in his hand that is so sad the echo is creepy it really is very creepy all right we should probably end it there oh that was so fun the stream ends on our terms i i'm sorry i'm sorry you were in control [Laughter] oh for god's sake one more ah go on so wait did okay i didn't hit the wrong button okay we'll skip wait what wait we'll be done wait i'm not sure what's happening dude this is scary the echo makes it really terrifying oh get him michael okay michael got him all right sorry the yoga time is over i guess oh that was a hell of an experience thank you for taking all my money by the way i'll give you another cutscene though if there is a cutscene office i pay for that yeah okay i'll give you another cut scene as a compromise handle thank you very much for the five subs i want to go for a ride appreciate it thank you for the sub as well get out of the house thanks for the kind words paradox and the pits this is [ __ ] [ __ ] it wasn't very long cutscene i'm sorry i hope threatening to molest your online buddies oh i can't get in there all right we tried i think we had a very very successful day today on this game this was this was really fun and we we progressed a lot a lot i i'm so impressed by what we've done here today great stream it's been a blast it's always a joy to watch you suffer thank you so much uh the better high player thank you for the bits for all the jesus that have fallen today amen yeah a lot of jesus has died that's a weird sentence to say do you think it's a unique one has that ever been said before you'd wonder you'd wonder the context if it was said all right you might hear me twice for a second there hold on uh right we shall drop a raid uh let's see get started here and perfect guys thank you so much for joining me you're very kind i i do appreciate it you've been extremely supportive so thank you so much for that but also thank you just for being so nice you're always so kind and you're just a pleasure to spend time with so thank you for your company i appreciate it um we are going to do a little bit of a raid we're gonna raid anna underscore chess who i think is doing a spanglish stream which is basically in both spanish and english you do one and then you do the others so that'll be interesting for you um bobby boy thank you for the song you might be able to learn a thing or two you know um asmr is he's not dead he's here look at him he's fine he's just he's just a little shy actually doing creepy just seeing him half in frame just like this looking around the corner all right well guys thank you so much for joining me i i appreciate your company and um we will do a uh we will do another stream on saturday most likely and but i got a video going up in an hour and it's another chaos video it's the skyrim one i think it turned out pretty cool you can review the highlights of me eating thousands of apples it was a fun video and my channel is below if you want to check it out yeah enjoy folks thank you for watching and bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

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Published: Fri Feb 05 2021