Grand Theft Auto V (Chaos Mod) | 2021-02-16

hello how are you doing you're all sleeping so i decided i wouldn't interrupt yet but i'm here laggier than ever am i lagging i'm trying to look at my mouth to see if it's syncing up no it looks okay all right that's not too bad i'm rendering so for the next like 10 minutes or so i might be a little laggy at points i think it'll be okay but we'll see we'll see we'll see how it goes hopefully it's not irritating how are we doing how are we doing folks uh let's see astro uh cooper thank you for the bits uh super siggy dj frankenberry thank you for the subs i'm good i'm good busy a busy day getting a lot of work done try anyway uh azumi thank you for the result appreciate you um pancakes i had pancakes it is uh yeah oh yeah it's it's like a frame and this pancake tuesday here so you gotta have pancakes on pancake tuesday um say thank you for the bits oh it's your stained glass that is awesome it was really cool i really liked it that's awesome um sophie j thank you for the five subs i really appreciate that you're always very supportive i appreciate it uh michelle your mom what the happy and cccc uh blizzin avoxi americas and jenkin thank you very much for the subs uh oh and cccc thanks for the three subs my apologies i thought it was one thank you so much for that that was very very kind here welcome everyone you're ready for some chaos mod i mean i tried to get it working today it should be uh it should be all good cast might update it yep i got mine updated it should be good i just got it when was i not actually it said that i had my um my thing updated so i should be good i should be grand um apparently there's a few more things added so hopefully we'll see some cool stuff i don't know what's actually been added i i've been trying to uh get everything sorted it took me a while to get it working again i had to just delete the game reinstall and reconfigure it because it was it was bust uh but at least it seems to be working um call only thank you for the bits for waffles or pancakes i'm more of a crap kind of guy option c uh jenka uh maracas thank you for the subs foxy thank you for the bits there as well uh can buy me love thank you for the five subs elena thank you for the sub coffee bean thank you for the five subs as well thank you two for those um emo dreamers uh diablo thank you for the subs hannah thank you for the five subs uh even emo dreamers again thank you for the sub uh hannah thank you for the five subs as well jesus christ karo says thank you for the five as well time for jesus no it's not jesus time i've disabled jesus no i haven't i think you just all leave my disabled jesus christ the savior the five subs there as well jesus christ thank you for the support i've broken thank you for the gifted sub dossier nate thank you for the two usernames are too stressful uh aaron aurelia um ellie isn't funny uh binary son is it thank you for the result uh dominica hi uh i'm scared and please georgelli fetz uh i'm i'm that epic tm there we go got there in the end thank you for the sub t-bone space kit nova sandro uh hanno big drone turtle bananas on fire uh labruki zinx uh psychopath granite jet the rock and fennel uh kira celestial uh sunset spiny uh spin anonymous is it thank you for the sub sorry i got your name wrong i try my best believe me i know it doesn't look like it but i do cool killer uh momo miss ellie not a real dad dj booty bouncer psy uh mary i want that life sherlock holmes raphael d paragon uh real original username medusa bailey kimberly silent socks buff man uh for you yolk thank you for the bits um okay cleo cjm aurelia grugneck kevin's bigger thank you tip lauren forgot forgot her password blue jay red eddie real original river i could should be answer fire lord katie luna uh to meet the g g there's so many thank you very much an unknown mouse thank you for the five subs that's very kindly ian kermick uh gert chop uh glitchy percifi mz scoot uh tonic just called me madame pancake thank you for the bits good lord thank you very much for all the support that was a lot thank you for for that that was that was a lot thank you guys uh excited for some chaos now i don't imagine there will be much chaos the chat is usually super cooperative um so there probably won't be any chaos you know this is a lie that is that is a big lie you want to know why earlier on i was trying to test the chaos mod as i said i had to get it reinstalled and working again so i get it all working i link up twitch and everything and i'm like okay time to test it so i go to chat put two and then the chat start writing three four one three and just all random numbers from people who are just hanging out in the chat just like oh my god i can't even test it but then the second time everyone cooperated luckily enough and we got there um rotten royal messiah blue jay wolf winks high caves taylor grace coffee bean mergs uh emma evil sauce uh cutting edge danny kocherby devinson lily and just jackie thank you very much for the support appreciate it i'm not surprised at all yeah i don't know why i was surprised when i started playing the numbers as soon as i saw someone respond three i was like oh no oh no i wonder does the number work if it's like mixed in a sentence like if it's uh you know if you just put in a two in the middle of a sentence would it register it doesn't have to be just the number i'd say it would register if it's even just in a sentence would it i don't know i'm not really sure um where was i uh religious jackie griffmaster sophia mad kung pao doc miss milly waffles greg baby cat uh muffy mack said thank you very much for seven subs that's very very kindly thank you very much smallard food is cool uh adev thank you for the tip and faith thank you for the tip as well appreciate that and the kind words as well all right let me um will i drop a tweet now or will i wait like two or three minutes before i start my render's still taking another was it four minutes so we have to make some idle talk here we gotta make some small talk folks how's the weather where you're from i'm very good at this streaming thing on air looks good today you want to know why fire hazard there's a bit of paper now taped over all the leds in there so it's much softer i could probably use a bit more over here yeah there's a bit of a bit of light leakage there but i think it looks much better it was just kind of blown out before there was no point in it um oh my god i shouldn't have asked about the weather it seems to be one extreme or another for everyone you got to do with the irish way you just go mild and that's it that's the end of the conversation well to be fair it's a good topic in ireland for people who are not good at a small talk because it is always mild here so it really works as a conversation starter and ender [Laughter] oh my god sulfury j thank you for five more subs christ almighty very very kind you thank you uh spawn uh food is cool thank you for the support master rob space kitten thank you for the five subs jesus uh coastal power alier thank you for the sub max like thank you for the seven again jesus christ um shaggy sesh ferris desicc uh liro pancake easily distracted mz uh biebs cool caveman keller lonely uh dan elvis thank you for the generous tip i appreciate that a manzilla super siggy uh north rip grilled cheese tetra and the fluffy name for the subs um don't change yeah maybe i shouldn't jinx it mate you know what sometimes as much as i hate the gray weather that ireland has sometimes mild is okay you know it's at least nothing too exciting happens like the the worst thing that happens to us we get like super super minor hurricanes like where they're just like everyone just stay inside and you'll be fine just don't swim in the sea that's basically all they say and like it's like the tail end of hurricanes you know just like a really strong wind um and occasionally occasionally if we get a little bit of snow the whole country has to shut down because we're not prepared for it but uh generally it's just mild here all the time which as much as i hate i am super thankful for it sometimes and then why are you still talking about soup you gotta ruin our small talk by bringing up soup cheshie thank you very much for the ten subs that is very very kind here alienware chris stevens hello kevin lovely chaotic weather we're having today isn't it indeed indeed is thank you for all the subs there's so many coming in i don't think i can actually even keep up to everything but thank you so much acheshi thank you for those 10 subs again mrs sandman thank you for the tip as well um i appreciate that that's very kind to you and megan thank you for the cheer as well that is very very kindly a happy pancake day i didn't know we gave gifts on pancake day other than you know well pancakes i didn't even have pancakes today it was [ __ ] crap but it still counts um let me drop a tweet here and we can we can start oh no what's max tweeted out uh internet's still fact oh no is it oh wait that was from the oh no okay they said that his internet might be fixed for monday he's having such a rough time with his internet and i feel bad because uh there's not much else to be doing these days like i've had another friend as well who's their internet basically completely broke and like when everything's in lockdown you have nothing else to be doing what countries do they actually do um pancake day in is it just like an irish and british thing or do more countries do that i don't know it's not something i've really thought about before you know um right let me uh send out this tweet and then we'll we'll start up the game sorry about the delay folks i have had a hell of a busy day um mainly because i decided you know what i'm gonna go on a walk i went on a walk for like oh sugar i closed my thing for like half an hour um but i had a lot of stuff to do but i was just like i need to go outside for my own mental sanity i need to be outside of these walls and the weather actually kind of cleared up a bit so it was a good idea not in america that's really what i mean it's it means fat tuesday in france you've never heard of pancake shoes that you thought i was joking yeah i even was thinking i was like afterwards when i asked is it everywhere some people were gonna think that i'm just making it up or it's just like a household tradition like every tuesday i just have pancakes which you know sounds pretty good to me uh all right let me start up this game luckily i tested everything so we should be good to just jump in blue jay thank you very much for the five subs that is super super clean yeah thank you very much uh troy olivia daft june dandy thank you for the subs annie uh swim a day sneezy uh neko thank you for the sub as well pluck the creations thank you for the tip that's very kind to you i appreciate that glad you're looking forward to the chaos b thank you for the tip that is very very kindly sorry my game is just starting folks give me a moment b thank you for the tip that that is very kind you thank you for the kind words as well and rob thank you for the tip as well that's free tuners too uh it's your birthday tomorrow well happy birthday to you i hope you have a good day he said keep being a beacon a beacon of that heaven thank you for the kind words i thought you said keep being a bacon kevin i'm not sure what that was supposed to mean but that is very kindly thank you very much for the positive words i appreciate it we want jesus well it is like i don't i am such a bad catholic like pancake tuesday comes before ash wednesday when the priest would come around and he'd put he'd put the ashes on your forehead in a cross and then he'd be like may jesus be with you or whatever so you know it's kind of fitting that around around ash wednesday we're going to be summoning jesus here in our very own game probably more towards blasphemy than you know thank you what do you mean what that's a normal thing legit uh when i was in school there'd be a priest wandering around the yard and he'd have his little his little like i don't know tin of ashes and he'd walk over to him and he'd go there you go now the name of the father the son and the holy ghost and he put he'd put the ashes on your head yeah that that's real i i like how i'm just saying this thing that to me is just totally normal and you guys are like what the [ __ ] guys thank you for all the support coming in i'm gonna try and shadow as many people as i can but there's so much got in i super appreciate it but uh yeah it's kind of like the lion king yes now you're getting it i should have just laid with that all right let me um bring up the game here one second uh it's all black and i'm very close to the camera one second bear with me bear with me the game okay before i open this i need to give you a bit of context if you've not been here before quarrener thank you very much for the five subs that's very very kind to you appreciate it and tone thank you for the bit sorry about your hand i hope it recovers soon um right so this is chaos mod you might have seen it already on the channel or um on my youtube one or the other uh basically what happens is every 30 seconds a random effect comes in there's little effects up the top right that way like on the screen the top right of the whole thing and it'll have numbers next to it whatever that number is you just put it in the chat you can only vote once if you vote again if it's the same it won't do anything or if you swap it you can't swap it by the way as far as i'm aware um and collectively the one with the highest votes gets applied so we'll we'll see how it goes uh usually the chat is super nice we try and go for the ones that lower the um the chaos we try and pick the ones like oh maybe a change in weather and the screen is black it is indeed we'll get there relax we're going to get there now we'll all stay calm before the chaos this is the cam before the storm but yeah try and pick the ones that do literally nothing because that's kind of what our community does we picked like weather ones and like there's literally one that says nothing we picked that sometimes so try and do those ones if you want to fit in and be really cool like i'm not peer pressuring you or anything but everyone would think you're pretty awesome uh if you were to be like that let me see is this going to load come on come up on the screen the hell is that i i don't know if anything's about to happen but there we go there we go okay good i was just the shadow of a plane it's just when i saw the shadow of a plane going near me i was just a bit worried like it was the shadow off that but you just never know what's going to happen in this game and i'm always on edge it's a bit uncomfortable what there's no one driving it what can i just have it hey they're all driving away from me i just want a scooter hold up get on the scooter michael please what it's a bird oh my god they're all being driven by your rabbits and birds thought it was nothing oh my god that's fantastic it just put whatever it could i had to the bikes i was second let me just start my uh recording thing oh rotten viper thank you for the bits that's very kindly kind josie thank you for the tip all right nature's healing and this guy this is also healing get out of here you leave nature alone oh they're all trying to flee he's going into the woods to be raised by the rabbits okay let's go do a mission shall we shut up my daughter's trying to call me i can't even take the [ __ ] scooter they're all just driving around me driving into me i should say for god's sake stop it dude i literally cannot stand up all right hold on don't worry kevin i remember the priest roaming around that he heard with the ashes too jen bog i'm glad it wasn't just me because i was starting to get worried there okay let's go here and me call taxi like please i need help i'm being attacked by rabbits no oh don't knock me down don't knock me down i don't want to end the call no no no no no stop it jesus it's like being surrounded by a biker gang or something okay the worst biker gang of all time oh my god you gave me cops all i wanted was a taxi oh no you teleported me to waypoint but i didn't have the waypoint down yet you tried to be nice that didn't work oh you locked all the vehicles is that why i couldn't take them let me try again no i still can't this is the carjacking what's he doing don't come any closer or the rabbit gets it oh god uh all right that works for me i just don't want to shoot them myself but if the monkey does it it's not my fault right it's not like you could train a monkey to open fire for you all right that's fine that's grand don't worry about it we'll recover we'll go to the hospital and we we've kind of reset now okay i just got here what's happening chaos chaos is happening we're trying to go to do a mission you can uh vote for effects up the top right of the screen by putting in the number in chat uh ideally you want to vote for the ones that do literally nothing just super boring ones because they're they're actually the most fun in the game madam west thank you for the tip uh that oh it's your birthday happy birthday to you ah [Music] keep hanging up my daughter happy birthday to you oh my god it's vehicle rain oh sweet jesus it's vehicle rain i gotta get to the bureau we gotta figure this out i hope this is why they're summoning me here so we can sort all this mess out what's this that bastard took your money don't worry there we go the day is saved i killed like three other people as well let's not talk about that what no oh i thought he was jumping out this is fine this is just comedic genius i actually love that effect let me adjust the camera a little bit yeah there this is a bit lower good i can still hear the doors go to dave okay i guess i can do that oh i can't do that all right that's fine trouble was caused at the food court it's am i going to be able to do anything to this i'll perfect's sake the alien is so hard to deal with because he shoots you so quick perfect say oh he's hiding doesn't [ __ ] matter even if i don't die it's like oh there's trouble oh thanks for the heat vision now there's no hiding from me it's alien versus predator all right hold on wait wait oh even if i shoot okay i can do this i can do this even if i shoot it ends it but maybe if i aim quickly oh god i it doesn't equip the gun the heat vision is actually making it harder for some reason god damn it jen thank you for the bits that's very kind here uh oh dear don't worry it's not real sirens it's just the chaos mod all right roll credits because i don't think we're ever going to be able to pass this thank you guys appreciate it you're going to have to try and kill him with something i think maybe i can do it without the heat vision there was a few times where it felt possible but the thing is the alien is really strong as well he doesn't even i just see the chat anytime but just here to help him thanks the thing with alien is he's so strong he doesn't even die to a head shot why are there cats okay we can do this i can always skip this part oh oh he's my friend no i should have just taken the shot i thought he was gone neutral and i was like if if he's got neutral i'm more than willing to sign that piece really because it's so hard to deal with no wait he's falling over i think i think he's falling over hold on spawn me back in oh my god all right thank you for the dance troupe at least that that means a lot to me [ __ ] hell what can we do here loose triggers maybe six that might help me or would that hinder me i don't know like he's also shooting he doesn't even care for trees in the way he's just gonna shoot regardless so it's near impossible if michael would take out the gun first then maybe i could do it use michael's power how do i use it is it caps lock run at him when you when he spawns so he hits himself maybe that's a good idea oh wait this is good this is good hold on hold on hold on caps lock is it okay where is he oh he's still shooting even though he's at the floor jesus no no no no no he's not he's in last stand he's in second last stand i missed his head there that was close all right hopefully he's dead this time jesus christ we haven't even really started a mission oh it's doomsday and he still lives trouble was caused at the food court i hope doomsday doesn't count as trouble this is a great start yeah it sure is there's always little chunks of the game that we just get stuck on come on come on come on there's no trouble yes i think i've made it go today sit down yes we did it the hardest mission in the game oh god brilliant is he still shooting but you probably knew that already i can hear him shooting i love it i i gotta remember to write that down and shoot is that okay one second i just want to see the audio levels i can't see them right now oh my god that was stressful max say thank you for those seven subs earlier that's very kind of fire lord thank you for the bits uh aiden and uh elka skyley ifea katycat aaron thanks for the subs andres taking notes this stuff he's going nuts where is he you're magic i should put it on my show have you seen my show you mean how to dress like a salesman turned like oh it didn't work third grade country club so well done with our uh oh no don't do the on-demand tv or i'll have to mute it no why don't you keep your [ __ ] voice down before i close your [ __ ] windpipe the joke stop now pal you will show me and my team some respect maybe you could define team [Laughter] is that just even the clones it transitioned so well or the entire government because i'm tempted to argue that thus far we haven't shown a lot of your colleagues a whole lot of respect this is so good and why don't you start with me genius you got it about dance troupe in the background this is so fitting though it's so cinematic i just don't know oh it's all over the questioning because it's full of brightness down at the corners office we need to get him out of there before he blabs i did with agent norton is it just me or does this look good are you getting involved with a clapped out old agent who's been what is wrong with that chair glories was your first mistake you are mommy here it is my career depends on this and that's very important to me so seeing as we're all boys now that makes it important to you so really lengthy cutscene trk luna thank you for the subs all right here we go dave you can teach an old dog new tricks come on what is wrong with that chair i think it's lodged in the table i'm gonna stay around them to see what effect you plan what even is there heads drive by player spawn boss random there we go boss uh huh can i even get into the boss wait where are you where was he what and the volcano's just floating into earth was he the guy who was screaming at me the entire time i guess it was let's go back up a little oh no dude honestly you got to be careful christ i know he's here somewhere oh no wait it's not jesus it's the alien oh he's there i'll perfect sank but what if i try and go around the other way you reckon that'll work i really thought we were done with this dude new trick this way this way come on i'll perfect sick dave was abandoned oh it was a fake teleport too but it's still abandoned them you can't teach an old dog shut up let's go this way this way oh my god i can hear him screaming at me around this way come on return to dave i'll perfect sake what am i gonna do i can't go the other way that's good this isn't chaos at the food uh at the the food covington porn on a scooter run dave he's on a scooter it's our one chance let's go let's go let's go oh dude please run don't just walk come on george federal government and please don't make me fail this part of the mission i don't know if we're going to be able to get past that again maybe he'll be stuck in the scooter from now on maybe if we're lucky tell me davey you expensive that was so stressful and it was literally nothing it was like walk into the food court walk out of the food court and we were failing the mission probably like in the area of 20 times first guys oh no i barely know that again or we'll send some demons okay we can do this come on let's let's all cooperate to complete this drive so we never have to see that alien again and then we'll agree to never spawn him again stuck in purgatory galaxy auto save start killer oriented thank you very much for the subscribe i didn't know which way i was going that was my own fault okay now i'm a traffic magnet this is going to be bad oh no oh no look at them all they're trying to get me oh no they're trying to [ __ ] get me 1.6 of a mile folks let's let's do this together wait what is gta 2 i just looked up at the effects to see where you're going to to kill me it's just gta 2 oh jesus no please oh my god please get out of my way i love this effect this is awesome it's really distracting when there's like multiple cars trying to kill me but i like it oh this is so well done yeah good luck oh it looks so cool oh [ __ ] that didn't look as cool i know i know all right we're here we're here we're here at least we're done with that alien thank god i brought some friends you better bring it you better keep a low profile he says as all the cameras pull up behind me i brought like my whole family friends extended family oh no here they come [Laughter] sake i'm good they're all just piling in some sort of oh i never had god charlotte i'm so glad lord pancreas thank you oh lovely portrait mode a lot better than this maybe we could use the snapchat filter maybe the dog that'll make us look nice and best friend exactly random clown just walks by why this is well shot this is lovely i'm gonna do all the heavy lifting on this job trevor all i need oh this is funny franklin you're gonna cover me from across the street we're gonna make these i looked away for a second did someone get knocked down oh god that's a blimp got it that's a blimp gabbs thank you for the bits i can't hear you i'm in the helicopter sorry the blimp grab a head start oh my god what a mess of a cutscene everything about it it's just the worst perfect sake the government [ __ ] at last yeah bite me let's go i don't know what's happening oh no oh no all right let's do this we're gonna instantly explode oh am i driving am i driving i think i'm driving am i i don't know i can't i can't okay there we go i am it's the number pad sorry i forgot oh my god that whole cutscene was a mess i can't see my map because we're in portrait mode oh oh oh no i think he crashed oh no you didn't they made the fake crash so convincing now i can't move anymore oh it's exactly like the real crashes it was a little bit different so i got used to it i got i've gotten wise i i would always say like oh the fake crash right but now it looks exactly like a real crash which is honestly just evil i don't like that okay i can't even remember this mission um it doesn't [ __ ] yourself please what hold on a second yeah yeah that's what i thought why is his finger so [ __ ] all right let's find it i'm just gonna continue with jealous jimmy uh how can i get rid of him crumbling vehicles what does that mean oh no okay we need to land this bad boy you [ __ ] around while i'm out there wait what about jimmy and strangle you with it yeah oh wait i remember this mission okay no this is a cool mission actually is someone dying up there i swear i heard someone dying up there i hope it's jimmy i went too far i think did i do i keep going no i'm i'm here you trying to ragdoll me are you serious i'm on the side of a building and you're like yeah let's rag dolla where am i am i nearly here oh it's it's right underneath me okay i think she's supposed to be the one from gta 4. i never picked up on that the one who tricks nico i have four toasters tabi a professional hyena emsku gabs i'm so glad thank you so much for the support guys i'm just on fire outside the window he's trying to like brush it off it's not killing me for some reason though all right coming in coming in hot all right that put them out the wind okay now we need to switch to franklin this is going surprisingly well i got you folks i got you covered they're just not reacting are they okay we good no not quite do you want to take him out the window take him out there you go where did everything go god what an escape strategy i love it wait what i can't even see myself console experience i love these new effects oh it's so good all right we're out of here i'm loving these new ones folks all over them all right what am i doing this this guy enemy bad i kill there we go i kill ah it's still lagging i'm only getting like 15 fps okay no we're good we're good what where am i looking oh here am i supposed to swap okay no i guess that wasn't franklin died what happened to franklin what did you do to him retry you got a boogie coming at you franklin i thought i had the easy job i don't know what what i i don't know what killed him i i can't aim oh you gave me no hood are you serious when i'm supposed to be using a sniper i can't see where i'm aiming okay i got him lock player inside vehicle perfect sake i'm in first person with no hood i'm supposed to have a sniper interface like in front of me but i'm just getting nothing this is so dumb how am i supposed to do anything all right i can do something with him i don't have no hood but at least i can just point this forward oh that was ridiculous you guys are making good effects today i gotta give it to you they're very fitting and they're not ones that are like insta killing me for the most part even though i know some of them you tried like the ragdoll and igniting [Music] no i'm getting lag i'm lagging trevor hold on oh no i shouldn't drive i'll just stay as michael who are you people what that doesn't matter oh that's the guy i didn't know who that was for a second i got confused i just want to know is there another michael in the helicopter because you cloned me you saved me thank evasive maneuvers literally the only ped that could kill us extreme grief for jesus because he flies a [ __ ] motorcycle and you spawn him okay what if i try and go around like a weird a weird route or something v thank you for that tip earlier that was very kindly adam billy dc synapse thank you for the subs appreciate it folks all right yeah it's way better just go as me i somehow avoided them who knows where grief for jesus is now [Music] oh we got some spinning heads down here sorry that was my own fault apologies that the iv were attacked that was all of me sorry i can't even blame the chat for once my bad i came in a little hot i thought it would just go into a cut scene when i got close it did not i deserve that all right yeah you're well within your right that's okay [Laughter] god damn it oh i deserve that i deserve this so much at least it's close it's not that far back i think i actually got a checkpoint flying at some point well trevor did oh perfect sake i'll go in a bit a bit more gentle this time don't worry there we go nice and easy hey look at trevor jesus [Laughter] oh it's amazing oh there's a spinning chimp in the background for some reason oh my god this is absolutely just madness i think one of those cars is on fire who was that who just ran off with the bureau and the new running buddy yeah he's more of a protege yeah what are you going to teach him to be old before his time oh perfect sake that seems like a good kid michael look at this ah new city new set of problems but the idiots ah they stay the same yep i guess all right i'll see you later you better believe it buddy luckily that doesn't affect me yet now i'm kind of stuck in the parking lot can i get in the car no i can i can move right and left i guess we completed a mission though didn't we isn't that the end of it the cars are locked yes we did a mission that was pretty good that didn't take too long to do okay that's fine i wanted this car anyway it's better for the environment i just wish i looked like one of those minions you know you put on the minion effect uh let's see should i just go home i think i'm just gonna go home try and get a mission there hopefully i'm proud that we did a mission though that was good i'm going to do a quick save uh sarah spot the weird louie thank you for the subs mickey mouse bread roll peachy thanks very much you really had to do this didn't you time for mercy has ended no more mercy what do you want what's up oh my god are you joking you ruined my life i thought i'd already ruined your life remember this seriously do you know how bad i wanted that famer shame is like an amazing opportunity [Laughter] [Laughter] so off guys that got me good oh a lot of new stuff today just new situations that we've not run into i'm liking it i'm liking it a lot all right let's try and get to michael's house if we can i would prefer a taxi but i feel like i'm almost just killed me i'm not doing that just killed me you happen to teleport me into a vehicle that was rigged to blow there was a mob hit going on there and they they just got saved at a lock of the century all right let me try and uh call a cab downtown capcom no no no no oh you bastard i hate you i hate you you're my least favorite child i want my deep voice daughter to hang out with instead serenity uh paul leslie thank you for the subs oh he's just waiting there get behind something wait he's not reacting oh my god he's stuck in that mailbox take him out there we go no honor in it but i'm okay with that honestly after that alien no i don't want to call david i killed my son can you sort out a prison deal or something the black eyes and everything it looks like makeup i'm sending one out right now thank you so much we're gonna do this cab please anywhere cab cab when did you spawn the bus oh my god he's he's angry oh yes yes out of the way out of the way no no no no no no no just go anywhere go anywhere just drive just trying just drive please bring me to m oh for fix sake you brought me to m but you brought him too amanda help me a fictional superheroes trying to beat me up oh i can't believe he came along too how how did he do that he's coming in he's waiting there for a whole day like a day and a half and just watching tv until he leaves me alone what is wrong with you smoking in my house i can't go outside wait thank you oh my god this is yoga we've come across yoga in the story okay interesting we've done this mission a few times i think we can do this we've practiced right i'll handle it nikki thank you for the tips keep him away that's very kind here thank you for the fine words did someone say yoga no i think she said poor monitoring ass white hello fabian untrusted life thank you for the tip as well oh no he's here don't bow to him he walks straight over to me he's like getting all up in my grill oh no he's going to beat us all up he'll just thank you for the tip chaos mod try out live edition oh that would be a tough one no please no no no he's just doing laps waiting till i'm on my own and he's going to beat me up oh jesus okay that was a blimp are you writing another story on trusted life thank you for the tip can i use the controller wait what what the hell is this why is there so many effects what the five timer speed it's speeding up the [ __ ] the chaos mod two oh my god you're to crash my [ __ ] game no stop it no that's too much oh you can you can't even submit the things fast enough there's so many things going on oh my god everything's ruined little creep thank you very much for the five subs what listen to the voice [Music] oh no at least i think you dealt with impotent rage oh michael's dead where is he what do i do he's gone it's still making me hold the controller it's still vibrating what do i do should i should i fail or do i just stay here i don't i don't know a little about creed thank you for the weekend um trusted like thank you for the tip as well you're writing quite the story there what's going on what what are you writing about now on trusted life i'm curious what story you're writing he didn't even say it he just went oh no if you thought yoga was relaxing wait till you get yoga at 0.2 game speed why are his legs in the ground as well i know that's the least concerning thing right now but i'm just curious because he's not under the truck like amanda is who is holding strong by the way movie fortress thank you for the 15 subs i'll try but there's a lot of bees around me you can see why i'm stressed can you this is my life fortress thank you very much for that again it's very very kind to you now and out through those wrinkled lips it moves amazing they say if you just remain still and don't you know aggravate the bees they won't actually sting you so i guess this is actually working oh no you're turning red i know why why is it like this the silly man forgets to breathe i don't know why it went like that for just a while okay big breath and out i've let go of the breath let go oh it's super hot i see okay there we go it's just going very very slow because i'm not moving and the game relies on my movement i see i see it's so slow it's gonna take us all night this is fine what did you do to him oh you made him small he's floating now oh my god it's going so slow and my controller's just vibrating this entire time i trusted like thank you for the tip again thank you for all the support christ almighty six thank you for the bits i think this is too much chaos it really feels like it hannah and the little creek thank you for the support yeah my core is fine oh my god at least that thing is out of her way i assume that's what you were doing you weren't trying to kill me you were just trying to move it i appreciate that a lot thank you very much please go back to normal speed this is so slow come on come on we're almost there normal speed yes oh and the monkeys are here as well thank you so much they really helped me relax later you can show a stripper how flexible you are why are they still high-pitched i don't understand it's weird you can't breathe can't you because like the effect isn't active anymore are they just stuck like this if so i'm kind of okay with it are you taking them seriously or is this some elaborate way to get at me yeah i'm about to feel some emotions all right it's just floating look at them go oh they're back to normal they were having an outer body experience they think show us amanda i don't think michael's up to him he may surprise you pickle rape blank plank chaturanga yeah feel it everything is flowing in me i can't just see the vehicles in the distance nothing has landed near us yet surprisingly oh fireworks great bike would you it's probably all the cars exploding from earlier okay just try and blank it out i know it's hard chat just just try not to focus on the fireworks this is a reminder far cry oh yeah i forgot about that alexa stop thanks yes so all right a quick little introduction it was a like to sing far cry because yesterday max told me oh bad news far cry was delayed and i was like i know it sucks i just want a fair cry and then he said let's cry about it and i said yeah but we gotta do it far away and then maybe we could do it at six and then i made alexa set a reminder for six so um if you'll excuse me for one moment i will be back in that literally one minute i just i gotta do something i just don't understand why it had to be delayed i'll be right back all right manly stuff taken care of yeah drywall is up and uh that firewood is uh cut with an axe okay i'm back what's up folks that was folks by the way i didn't call you fox like i know i'm being manly right now but i wouldn't do that anyway [Laughter] [Music] how are you doing folks let's go back to some yoga let us never speak of this again oh oh no it's the ballers ignore them they'll get bored and give up i think they actually have your work yes we got this do not fear untrusted life thank you for the bits as well for the tip actually sorry i'm trying to read what you've written oh my god don't look man he's objectifying me i can't even hear myself think this is so loud child's pose what oh oh no they finally had enough they just decided ball is for life and stitch my wife oh my yoga instructor we did a good run honestly i i'm amazed we got that fair on our first try i'm pretty impressed how many times do i have to watch my wife brutally be murdered in front of my eyes vicky thank you very much for the tip the wolf tank thank you for the so what do you rather the viewers control the chaos model or the normal version of the chaos mod um are you gonna do any more guitar covers probably do more guitar covers i think i prefer the twitch one but i like them both for different reasons um because sometimes the the normal chaos mod can just catch you completely off guard and it's like what were the odds but this one you guys come up with some good combinations that like complement each other so it's it's always really fun ellie thank you for the bits crunchy thank you for the tip um thank you very much for that finney thank you for the bits wedge uh kale cranky llama thank you for the bits while i was gone the wardrobe moved a bit that's because it's real hmm untrusted life thank you for those tips again all right let's try this again please don't kill my wife this time i honestly can't bear to watch her die she's got an rpg by the way so you better [ __ ] watch yourself my wife does not mess around see now you second thoughts when a person is willing to defend themselves that's what it means to be an american you own an rpg if i need to defend my home with an rpg then that's what i'm gonna do i'm just waiting for them to open fire i'm hoping they don't but i'm just waiting for it to happen please don't open fire let me finish this section this is the most important thing no no my wife oh at least she took instant revenge like she was not taking any other [ __ ] as soon as they shot she shot back and they are dead for good now so that's good my wife just comes back every time i've fallen over why was that why did he fall over was it just the car breeze please michael please breathe michael honestly i'm worried you might be dead you give me some sign of life why does he keep falling over oh don't worry i have night vision good thing too because this has literally lasted all day it is now night time and we're still doing yoga in the back garden ah sam fisher over here just trying to find his inner peace i feel like i need almost the yoga important thing no almost come on we're almost there we're almost there please don't kill my wife please don't kill my wife just let me get through here please don't kill my wife come on one more i think your lungs they work yes no chaos did you actually pick that oh my god you saved me from impotent rage yes later you will cry like a baby yeah right oh my god untrusted life thank you for the tips again i'll have to read all this at some point i'll have to go back i'm glad we have helped with your impotence mikhail what'd you say your sexual energy is happening it was random ah okay yes finally lock is on my side there's no chaos we've done it yoga is the answer michelle but what is the question uh why am i such a [ __ ] we are leaving it's a shame because i think we were pretty much done the mission pack like i could have used this when i was actually doing the yoga not in my it's broke no no it's not it's no chaos so you just have to wait i know you can't vote that's the point of it it's supposed to wait until that one's over and then i'm assuming oh wait i need to go up and get jimmy i was trying to get a move on before you [ __ ] me over again um you know what yeah it's supposed to just give a break but i don't know what triggered it was it the random one or was it actually an option i didn't actually see i try not to look at the options because i like them being random the meta ones are automatic triggers oh okay cool all right so i'll meet him with you come on i want to get out of the house i'm not going alone okay so the meta ones are randomly triggered there you go you can probably turn that on or off i guess i don't know [ __ ] oh threatening to molest your online buddies is [ __ ] they're not my buddies i hope you're playing quake because you're gonna have to get used to this kind of fov come on jimmy get in get in we're going to get out of here we're going to go down and be buried together i'm trusted like thank you for the tips again jesus christ uh noah uh come com kumble is it kumble thank you for the sub i hope you're pronouncing that right i tried uh corin medicat boscia uh oh wait what were you saying boscia uh the voice clips and vr poker were fantastic very worthy of the sunday hype i'm glad um yeah the the jim pickens pull string toy is in the vr uh poker game now poker stars it's pretty awesome i was playing on sunday and i ran into a random person he saw it and i won't spoil it too much but he was loving it i was giving him the code and stuff he didn't even know it was me though he was just like oh check it out um i gave it to him and he didn't even recognize that my voice sounded like the toys one it's funny it's like i got in one door and then jimmy pulled me out the other and just took my car oh god your dad's shooting at us jimmy we gotta go i'd like to think that clone michael and jealous jimmy are just like from an alternate reality and they've come to kill the real eyes to take our place anyway let's go get some of those drugs not that i need it already off my face here reality is weird enough why would you want any drugs to want to sense oh no hold on i think this is like where the fib offices are or something jimmy i'm going to show you how movies are made we're going into the movie theater oh no i've gone to who did it how have they found me what oh no oh no okay i'll go hide back here i don't understand how it says they found me okay let's just hope we escape trusted life thank you for the tips again good lord uh wolf wings thank you for the bits mr tanky nj a coach a gestalt [ __ ] chill pokemon trainer why is he swearing at me i'm trusted like thank you again jesus i thought you actually spawned jealous jimmy for a second there because of the the way he was swearing at me that's exactly what jealous jimmy does how have you found oh not a deadly agent god damn it i can't seem to lose them ah [ __ ] sake maybe if i go up here maybe the deadly agent will distract the cops will you stop swearing at me dude i deal enough with jealous jimmy i don't need him rubbing off on you okay i think i can escape up here really you tried to teleport me to a random mission were you trying to cancel my mission that's what you're doing i'm skinny88 thank you for the the five gifted solves that's super kind here thank you very much okay is this the first time we're doing this section of the mission we've never done the whole yoga mission have we we always just do the yoga bit itself because it's hilarious but i don't think will you stop it jesus i what ah console experience set them up i knock them down what can i say what you know what you and me we'll work out sometimes jim how can i get off of here quick i oh my god no my friend actually like works at burger shop by the way oh does he please stop okay here we go we're almost there please leave us get there we can do this folks together no no no no no no oh no just drive easy and we might get there please don't get weird for once in your life don't be weird jimmy is very cam why is he so screamy though okay we got here somehow there he is the friendly neighborhood oh thank goodness that was stressful yo t thank you for the bits if you're having problems with the merch i would email them if it's not arrived yet all right mr desanto yeah you're the kid selling jimmy pot by the pound now jimmy bro your dad's funny man come on do this [ __ ] and let's get going oh yeah you get that other thing oh yeah yeah yeah cherry thank you for the [ __ ] come on i am skinny thank you for the five subs again all right all right later on with that okay hey let's bounce bounce have we already taken some of the drugs or is this just actually a natural disaster now what can we just get back to the house i don't know if this is a time thing or a distance thing but i'm going to race towards home in the hopes that we can make it oh that meteor came in sideways i'm driving because normally you're such a between the white man just take the drink michael we got to get out of here no my son just lit up in flames what was in that drink god damn it bingo thank you for the song god damn it jesus please all right this is it we got it let's hang in here folks we can do this we can get to that spacecraft jim come on it'll be fun come on let's kick back trust me thank you for the tip again god just suicide god damn it god damn it charlie thank you for the sub all right this is the time this is where we get it i'm trusted life i'll have to read through that at some point later i'm sorry i can't there's so much going on there's there's quite the story you've written out there jim come on curious if you're like an author or do you write short stories what is it [ __ ] those girls man yeah okay oh no girls oh okay um jesus is now taking us home wait jesus is drinking from the thing oh no oh no jesus is drinking oh please don't kill me guys i'm very curious to see what happens here besides jesus killing someone [Applause] oh my god he's a bit of a dodgy driver honestly flying cars oh no please jesus go fly fly fly come on ah he's not gonna he's not gonna speed up enough is smooth he three three three if you can hit three i think we'll go into orbit if you hit three oh maybe maybe you'll get there in time i'm not sure god damn it it didn't go up i was hoping it would wait what the hell michael's inside jesus or jesus inside michael isn't jesus inside all of us related [Music] dad i'm sorry i'm eloping with jesus jesus is frantically trying to close the door oh no jesus is getting inside my son he actually carjacked my son there jimmy wasn't in the car have you saw it at the last few frames oh for [ __ ] sake i love the new chaos mod the updates are fantastic it's added so much good stuff i'm trusted thank you for the tip again jesus cherry gang havana thank you very much two times effect duration folks fantastic beautiful muffin charlie thank you for the subs no teleport to random location oh it didn't work oh scooter brothers scooter brothers seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven you're gonna want seven surely this will be this will be effective in the cutscene right even if we are in an alien spaceship come on come on oh no [Music] god damn it it just ended too soon i wanted to see some aliens and scooters in the cutscene oh here we go all right you want to um [Music] you want to see if stuff will work in here don't do fake crash i'm watching you you're not going to catch me this time it's the one time i'm looking at the effect i trust the light thank you for the tip again jesus i'm vicki thank you for the tip as well hello tori as well that's a very convincing crash i gotta say even though i knew it was coming i was like when it happened it's a bit too real you are nothing but a murderer you cheated hey sometimes i can't help but look alitrissa and kaelin they were the subs i actually love this part of the mission i really really liked it it is epic epic gamer moment [Music] oh minion michael honestly he doesn't look too different it just looks like the camera's back a bit more [Music] it's weird i wonder what effects would actually work here i'll try and fly for a bit longer if i can i don't know how long you can fly but i think it's pretty long i'm happy to fly into this song i like it i don't know if it's like their own song i don't know but i don't recognize the song [Music] i'll turn it down a little bit but it's such a bob oh my god i trusted life thank you for the tip again jesus caitlyn thank you for the sub as well what oh you ragged alden okay he's fine he's reset too quiet i just want to be um a little bit careful i'm leaving it on but you know i gotta be careful with that old dmca oh my god i trusted life thank you for the tip again i'm so curious what's going on i'm v thanks for the sum oh oh you've made him lag oh my god okay you've ruined his trip now it's he's just tripping forever like literally tripping he's falling over stuff all right let's go let's go smack into the ground if we can manage it with the lag i'm trying to angle ourselves down but it's it's not working too well uh there we go wait what okay i thought i actually failed there for a second what do you want michael uh norris grandmaster nick a colonial thank you for the support oh he's vomiting everywhere okay let's get home in fact i think i'll take that bicycle i've never even seen the bicycle here i don't know if it's always here or not oh my god airstrike inbound good thing i have a vehicle just slowly pedaling away why are you not going is it because i'm on grass can you go please please move what is wrong with them what is this cinematic view very inaccurate airstrike oh you made me turn right oh god damn it please no i'm just stuck turning right what if i'm on foot does it still apply okay i can run normally fantastic i mean i had to go right but not that much right oh no oh no oh no can i just thank you let me home let me inside this is scary they're bombing my house come on i'm almost here oh that was stressful yoga was supposed to calm me down what is kiphlon isn't that the like scientology thing oh my god anna cw thank you for the generous five gifted subs who is a close friend and then jimmy said you took drugs while driving them in your car we decided to move out all right no worries i got a roommate in the meantime i'm going to live with extreme grief for jesus for a while i think i'm going to speak to a lawyer i'm just really confused please don't try to contact us she's going to be more pissed off when she realizes what i did to her house not to mention her favorite chair over there destroyed jesus i'm pretty impressed we completed that though oh what was that i guess i'm supposed to be standing here but i'm gonna wait how come jesus is still all over the place there okay well up i go will i just can i swap character okay i don't think i can oh no he's trying to stand up for a second i don't have a parachute do i maybe if i land in the the yoga spot the yoga will just start i i don't think so he's just falling i don't have any control there is mercenaries waiting for me like clay pigeon shooting as i was flying through the air long cattle thank you for the two gifted subs you're very kind vicky thank you for the bits and hello to andrew and tori ivana uh anna cw matilda thank you very much oh my god i'm being ambushed here this isn't fair i've had extreme grief for jesus and mercenaries and ebola squad all trying to take me out everyone's teaming up and it's not right great now there's all killing me there's spawn killing me there's spawn killing me that's michael's problem now see you later he'll be fine don't worry trevor's just over here okay what are we doing all right i'm just gonna my w is stopped i'm stuck going forward i'm going to attempt to get to my mission there are the mercenaries right on cue god damn it long cattle thank you for the two subs all right i i don't know if i can get out of here with my w key stuff i'll try ah i was hoping i could like hit into it and turn around actually okay yeah all according to plan i hung up on that person hold on hold on still all according to plan no right back where i started okay well i tried you gotta give me points for trying surely i tried my little heart down i think i'm i'm just gonna wait till this w thing is worn off because i just can't yes hello [ __ ] is this the guy keeping you out of the gas chamber town is on his way oh the viewer dude face to face warehouse off dutch london and banning oh we can do more than talk my friend well no we can't because i i can't move i'm stuck gamer thank you for the bits you're very kind i appreciate it aly thank you for the solving job thank you as well hold on we're almost out oh can i just change to michael now is he at the you're just starting to spam the vehicle doors maybe he's already there hopefully yes he is look at that modern cars there's too much electronics too much they can go wrong you gotta quit that [ __ ] man i know look at that look at me from my life yeah yeah i could still take you sugar tits it's because you're [ __ ] deranged not because you're in good shape hey why don't you stick doing [ __ ] crunches and feeling bad about yourself all right porkchop i do yoga [ __ ] you you know i'm beginning to think that's exactly what you want to do yeah jesus just said the same [ __ ] thing to my wife did you see his face that last time oh no not this mission this is going to be awful [ __ ] you you back there i know you but you you i don't know yeah well until i see a reason otherwise why don't we just keep it that way reaping jerusalem thank you very much a reader sonny um it reminds me of one of those people thank you for the bills for middle-aged men that can't get around gamers thank you hey devon weston is a very good friend of mine because let me tell you something that guy gets more tail than uh than a tail catcher i have to [ __ ] remember that line you just by pointing along he obliterated them all michael's still trying to continue the conversation he's gone he's gone it's okay i've got some new friends here now we're still in the cutscenes michael have i failed or not make up your mind this is trevor no now our friend here he claims he doesn't know i don't i don't know anything i don't know i already told nothing nothing i don't know anything please please you know about the azerbaijanis huh azerbaijanis i do audio-visual high-five audio visual it's tough man good prize vip you know what do i do you're a [ __ ] spy oh no and they asked why i don't know if i should get involved with two ghosts i need to know what did you tell them and what did they tell you i told them what i tell you hey what is this what the hell oh in rockwood hills and we're in portrait mode the man who owns it he works at the consulate oh that's all i know that's it that's it that's it i'm gonna make him speak no no no no you two are gonna drive up to rockford hills and when we find out which man is the man with the problem because i'm tired of these [ __ ] nitwits at the agency let me go all right [ __ ] is all this huh i think it's a good time buddy you know go for a drive you get to work in uh the whole of rpgs okay is that okay i do have to retry hold on oh perfect sake okay the guy's your neighbor there's caesar's excuse me sorry sneeze all right go to the house if i could see the map that would just be fantastic when does it wear off i don't even know where i am i saved your boss the more i like it i wouldn't be so critical of who others associate with so is he gonna be a problem for sure but there's nothing to do about it i don't know where to go i'm getting all disorientated am i going to i'm going near my house right [ __ ] and that would make it very i'm pretty sure it is this is actually way more disorientating than it looks i it's really really disorientating maybe it's just me i don't know okay i am going roughly the right direction at least you know who else is having trouble keeping secrets [ __ ] me after you brought trevor i only brought him in after you put out your press release tally's taking score okay my wp is stuck i'll try not to crash that's all i can do i immediately crashed but that's okay it didn't impact me too much [Music] no no no no no no [Applause] you know what root this is following anyway the roots of heaven slow down god damn it oh it was fake okay jesus christ the momentum carried through though i was going to say the multiplayer one where you're driving the taco truck but never mind now he knows i'm working with the fib does he know how long you've been working with the f.i.b oh no no no one of them spent 10 years on the run and the other okay can we take another car this this is awesome i really like it actually the gta 2 camera it's cool there we go let's go it's just so accurate it's done exactly like how they used to play trevor got away the f.i.b on your sickbed oh my god it keeps zooming out though and i don't know why who's to say which of those is true okay oh my god what is going on okay no wonder there was some insane gravity that's why it was glitching all over the place sweet jesus back in hell the man who killed michael oh my god [Laughter] oh man wait what turns out we need a new address from mr kelly oh choose your instrument and go to work uh infinite fight thank you for the support michael died over there that that's failed my mission apparently miss milly grumpy goo come a man uh because they could is it costandon after the shitty uh [ __ ] i untrusted life thank you for the tip there's just symbols going on there now i'm confused space mechanism thank you for that we need a new address from mr k choose your instrument here we go no sky oh i want to see what that would look like but we're inside who do you want use you may need an adrenal shock oh god just use anything dude let's just get through this oh god this is uh oh i don't even want to watch this myself can i pick something else this isn't good guys you might want to look away i don't even want to look at this myself i hate stuff like this ah jesus how do i okay okay this somehow makes it better thank you thank you yep much better [Applause] yeah this is way better thank you for this this is fine best way to make a man stop him being able to talk his second thank you for the bits my teeth hurt now mine do too that's the thing i hate that oh we put a bale trailer on top of them that should convince him i'm having a tooth pull next week as well oh no don't think of this i know you will now i've said specifically don't think of this you've got to think about it so sorry about that did you get that you hear him listen wilson thank you for the song okay we're back to someone else you're driving uh black crow marie thank you for the subs i wonder what this crumbling vehicle once does this just crumble the vehicle until they're literally broken because my car is falling apart as we speak and i wasn't even in it okay we seem to be doing pretty well all things considered trevor i think it's helped that there's a lot of new effects because you're kind of curious what they are so you're like ah let's not pick ignite player let's pick this new one this thing with the agency okay it's also been very stable i've been impressed by that like no crashes and you let him walk i don't mean to jinx it but probably 100 likely that it won't crash today so that's good jesus i didn't say i wouldn't crash i said the game wouldn't crash just to be clear this car is kind of after falling apart it's very broken oh my god oh god get out dave it's quick get in your scuba gear and let's go [Laughter] the whales are coming out from the sky and we gotta go in the ocean and figure out what's going on nature needs to be healed i'm amazed he survived that blast by the way i love his little run all right hop in there we go this is much more comfortable let's get going jesus christ this is stressful at times oh no really you have to just make it ten times as stressful those zombies for those of you that don't aren't aware of this effect if i hit any of those zombies i'm gonna explode so i have to be careful they're all explosive zombies don't be careful i don't know if the other cars hitting into them will explode them i'm assuming they would so i'm trying to be careful here and avoid going anywhere near them oh no but it's hard when whales keep blocking away come on dude you're through you're through go go go go go i know i'm thinking the same thing we're 0.2 miles away we can do this it's just around the corner that answer the question from earlier they do indeed blow up the civilian suit oh my god okay we're here [Applause] thank god mod broke oh it's the no chaos one again this'll do all right i think i can reload it hold on yeah we needed this option of the target yeah uh there you go take care of it i gave it back i trusted thank you for the tips again the three tips jesus christ i i'm so confused what's going on your story i'm only getting bits and bobs just light them on fire or something i don't know just do it quick i was wrong you're making it very uh cinematic here no it wasn't broken it was uh just the meta thing happening that's all it's done has it i can't see anything [Music] it was all a dream trust the life that you were the tip again senpai get out peasants on kindle meg thank you hey are we good did we do it now you're ready i got to keep the secret [Music] i assume that didn't do anything middle age middle height middle build whatever he's dark or did trevor get teleported to a vehicle look around that enough for you oh super hot with the sniper for fixing find the target oh but the time isn't gonna move should i just start shooting does anyone know who the target is someone's gotta know right you gotta have an idea someone in the chat will know uh oh i shot by accident was that diesel happy birthday to diesel i hope i'm getting that right the guy who's smoking okay he's shooting by himself oh you made it loose trigger perfect say all right i don't know who was smoking um i'm gonna try this guy i don't know red shirt guy oh oh come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on shoot ignite all nearby bits oh all right that's that might be for the best okay where's red shark dude there you are this guy there we go what a shot we good dave's just like what the hell are you doing now he's no scoping he's not even aiming down the scope he's just firing away what the hell oh no that was the guy i had they're so confused michael's not even holding the gun and it's just auto firing i got one of those smart guns you know don't we take him to the airport now or something there we don't ask too many [ __ ] questions let's go get up come on up the [ __ ] stairs i wish we could take the monster truck [ __ ] sake god he's really not giving him a break is he gta2 god the cutscenes in gta 2 were so well done for their time oh safety first okay we can do this i don't suppose i could call a cab could i ah hey is this the way out it hurts can you speak kind of are you gonna hold it together i don't want to go home this is actually kind of hard okay there we go you have no family that [ __ ] is over disabled left and right movement oh no why are they shooting at me well to be fair i did just like knock someone down and then just try and run away so i understand i'm taking you to the airport you're gonna get on a plane i can't turn and they're not picking up i can't get a cab you torture for the good times we should all admit that it's useless as a means of getting information i'm feeling lightheaded sometimes you torture for the torture what is he even talking about i'm just [ __ ] lost oh no he's famous it's not very undercover if i'm famous and attracting all these people who are literally getting out of their cars on the highway to get my autograph i'm dropping this guy off at the airport i don't think it's going to be incognito get out of my way get out of my way get out of my way get out of my way get out of my way at least the traffic isn't going wild they're all just getting out so i i don't have to dodge anyone which is nice that's a nice change your family is probably the ones who got you [ __ ] in here all right everyone's just running around me still and into my car somehow really yeah really now let's go [ __ ] off come on smoke doom thank you for the sum i don't think i have enough seats for all of you jesus so many people all the people are just running up to trevor oh my god no one don't pull me out i wanted to take you all wait she didn't even just take me out she carjacked me all right everyone get in we're gonna go come on let's go i got some police in the back here and the police are after me all right i'm gonna have to go escape on my private jet i think it's the only way out of here oh no the police they're trying to arrest me now no no no they don't think i'm a cool guy anymore oh no i've still got one passenger sticking with me no matter what scandal the trevor gets involved in he's a big fan i'm going for a plane please just continue i've had enough of slow motion today it's not as epic anymore anymore i'm bold thank you for the sub shadow thank you as well hurry up come on there we go i can land it on the fence and wedged myself and i can't see it oh my god what is happening i think my car's on fire my car isn't fire and i've blown up oh my god jesus christ there's so much going on jfs thank you for the bits and 12 months of subbing i appreciate that a lot fritz thank you for the sub as well okay i'm gonna drop a save oh god virtual reality i'm not sure what this one does let me just check because i think what it does is it's just stuck in first person it has this little flicker and then i think at the end of it it resets you to where you were but i want to be certain because it's come up a few times and i don't really understand it i usually end up dying uh bricks thank you for the sub and fritz thank you for the sub as well all right let's see what does it do yep that is it okay i'm correct that was a hell of a punch on that poor lady it was just wrong place wrong time but it was virtual reality so it's all good oh no it wasn't she is just dead okay so turns out that while it may seem like virtual reality for me it's not for everyone else it's just reality it's just a big blurry reality for everyone else why are the clowns having a bit of a civil war they're fighting each other well to be fair it does say killer clowns it doesn't say they're after me oh thank you for the ferris wheel he's trying to crawl out from underneath it good defense people thank you for supporting me can we go no oh no all right i think we're gonna finish up on gta for today i might end it i might i might have a bit of a chat with you guys before we go because it's still a bit early but i don't think i have time for another mission uh i've got to start out tonight's video and stuff i still have stuff i need to do i know i know i want to do more too connor thank you for the sub appreciate it you just got here i am sorry all right let me um have i've been watching pogchamps i have not unfortunately i don't watch a lot of content because i don't i am i don't really have the uh the time for it unfortunately spend i spend all my time making content so it's uh it's hard to get time to actually watch stuff as well and usually stuff that i do watch i i watch that's like it's all audio based so i can just listen rather than having to watch how am i i'm good i'm good uh chevron thank you for the bits italian thank you for the sub captain jay thank you for the sub mr slippery pickle thank you for the sub andrew thank you for the bits as well um yeah i've been good it's it's been like back and forth with this whole lockdown thing it's just it's so draining at this point like obviously it's a necessary evil but ireland's in such strict lockdown for so long and even though i'm in like a really fortunate position where i'm working away i got my streams here uh it's just i get to play with all you guys and i get to do videos and whatnot and talk to some friends online it's still just so draining sometimes so so draining the guitar i could try and um play a song actually i found a song yesterday that i really like that i love that about guitar because i'm getting to the point where i can play some songs um hope your days get better yeah when i say that i don't mean they're going horribly it's just sometimes it gets [ __ ] tough dude it's just a bit stir crazy you know um but i i'm getting to the stage in katana where sometimes i can go like oh that song can i play that on guitar and then i look at it and i just start like reading it and playing it and i'm like yes i actually kind of can um but i'll probably make some mistakes in this so bear with me but i think you'll know this song hopefully i don't butcher it seb thank you for the bits maybe they were the sub anonymous cheerleader with the bits uh adam thank you for the uh for the the tip as well please consider playing daisy i would but i think the only thing is it might be a bit um it might be a bit of a a steep learning curve for me i'll try and bring this out the problem with this sorry second there the problem with this uh is the mic tries to cut it out it's like that that noise isn't a voice i will stop it so it tries to get rid of the guitar in my voice it's confused with everything going on um untrusted life thank you very much for the tip uh for the one person who tipnass they can find out where my writing is just look up the username there you go untrusted life uh becky one two three loidy thank you for the sub dys thank you for the tip as well thank you for always putting it in hate hey just for happy right king dustin thank you for the bits and a hair sack i thank you for the bits as well i appreciate it all right i'm uh anonymous cheer thank you for the bits there as well um mimi thank you for the sub all right i'm gonna try this i might butcher it i'll give it a go i haven't um oh i changed the title that's a good point uh um there we go perfect all right we'll do uh this and then we'll um full screen i'll see that better now it says rhea no though bella thank you so much for the five subs i really appreciate it second i'm gonna try and blow my nose because my my allergies are bad all right that should be a bit better sorry allergies can be rough um it's real no i know all right i'll try this we'll see i apologize if i butcher it and then we'll we'll have a little bit of a chat before we end just a few minutes um bella thank you very much for that i appreciate it okay let's see let's see if we can do this okay okay i think i can do this uh i don't know the intro so we're just gonna jump right in okay the taxman's taking all my toe left me in my state leo lazing on a sunny afternoon and i can't sail my yacht it's taken everything i've got and all i've got is this sunny afternoon save me save me save me from this squeeze i got a big fat mama trying to break me [Music] luxury lazing on a sunny afternoon [Music] [Music] and gone back to her mom telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty now i'm sitting here sipping on my ice cold beer blazing on this sunny afternoon help me help me help me sail away or give me two good reasons why i oughta stay oh cause i love to live so pleasantly live this life luxury on a sunny afternoon in the summertime in the summertime in summertime save me save me save me from this squeeze i got a big fat mama trying to break me and i love to live so pleasantly live this life of luxury lazing on a sunny afternoon in the summertime in the summertime in the summertime in the summertime in the summertime in the summertime in the summer time in the summertime that was really intensive that was much uh more than i was going for it i was just like i'm just going to go for it thank you for the kind words it's very kind very aggressive version of that song i just missed the summer time thank you for the kind words oh god that was fun i never know whether to play guitar more or less because i know it's definitely not for for uh everyone but that's that's actually i i really really love that song and it just occurred to me yesterday that i was like oh this might be a fun one to to sing i can't you know what i was doing i was singing a meme song that i was listening to so uh i don't know what is it the welderman it's like a sea shanty and for some reason uh i think it was second it was i don't know the song so forgive me but um what the [ __ ] is my thing it's stuck i can't get my pick back come back there um i don't know some part of it reminded me of it you know the uh [Music] soon is it i can't you see i struggle with one of the chords because it's a d minor is it is that the kinks yeah that one was the kings but it's there's a new coordinate that i'm not familiar with um but it goes the song's kind of like to bring us sugar and tea and rum one day when the [Music] it's that one i want to show those what to see that is it yes they're fun little ones to sing but um for some reason whatever way i sang a part of the line on that it just reminded me of uh sunny afternoon then i looked it up and i was like i know all of these chords i can play this get the pirate hat back if only if only we still played um pirates of the caribbean and we go we could play c shanties oh max you missed it i had to do my fair cry i completely forgot about this the alert because we were even like i said to set the alert and then max was like wait aren't you streaming at six i was like oh yeah i just completely forgot about it i'm gonna apply it to the caribbean um yeah we i i honestly love the game it just gets a bit uh repetitive is the problem like once you do all the things we did there was nothing really left to do so we just finished off the main story and even the main story isn't that great um it's just more the sea shanties that are the the sea battles that i like i don't know um okay i can try another song i can try this one's much harder for me because sunny afternoon is like right in my vocal range as long as i play it more aggressive um sophie thank you for the tip uh tentoa sir uh tvck at king moxie wolf winks um thank you very much for that that was very generous christine andrew captain jay uh adam uh death belladonna uh harrison dirty dirty hermione leslie psychopath i smelly shelly thank you for the tip as well fuzzboy bosha um uh oh darcy connor and an unknown mouse thank you as well all right this is [ __ ] this is a mistake but i'll try even starting this i always struggle because music doesn't come very naturally to me so when i start even say the song i'm like i don't know where i should be i don't even know what a key is i haven't even found the lock and i don't mind the key so how does this go [Music] okay i'll try it [Music] today is another day to find you shine away i'll be coming for your love okay and day on me take on me take me on take on me i'll be gone in a day or two [Music] so i need less to say [Music] is okay say after me it's no better to be safe than sorry and day on me take on me take [Music] me [Music] [Applause] things that [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i've got to remember you're shying away [Applause] i'll be coming for you anyway on me [Music] gone in a day or two take on me take me on take [Music] [Music] i love that song i really like that song it's a very emotional song oh it's such a nice song but i'm just i'm really happy to be able to play that song even though there's still like mistakes in there but uh it's just an amazing song i really enjoy it play cruel cruel world thank you for the kind words you're very nice i appreciate it um honestly i never thought i'd be able to like play guitar on stream or something like that not only from a skill perspective but i thought it would be far too intimidating but everyone's just so nice and understanding like i was there at the start like a cruel cruel world go on [Music] the world moving on and everyone in the chat was like you're getting so good this is so good everyone's just way too nice uh drive weeks thank you very much for the five subs there as well um very jax thank you for the kind words that's very nice of you uh an untrusted life thank you for the tips as well you're you're very kind connor thank you for the tip more bit live soon yes um [ __ ] thank you for the kind words as well uh darcy connor an unknown mouse uh anthis vicky joke madam legendary baker mara jax haley giraffe thank you again annie from chile aaron bacon emily ocasis and faye thank you as well now i want to learn again i need to steal my friend's attack do it it's fun it helps with the whole cabin fever thing what on the tires i wonder if it's there i can't even remember what uh the co or what the chords what the words were mud on the tires oh it's there anyway let's see not a lot of upvotes i don't remember how it sounds oh god let me see i got some big news the the bang finally came came through and i'm holding the keys to a brand new chevrolet how does it sound i don't know i can't hear in my one second hold on hey i can mute i can mute um the sound for you guys i think can i wait you know what maybe even if i hear at just a few seconds because i don't know how it goes there's a place i know about colorado i've got some big news oh that's so hard i can't do this the thing is the cards are easy but it's such a weird song i got some big news the bank finally came through no i'll i'll listen to it a few times i'll try it and next time i'll try it okay because it's such a weird song it just it hits differently that's right that's what i'm going for it hits differently it's not that it's weird it's like looking at the lyrics there's a place i know about where the dirt road runs out we can try out the four-wheel drive come on now what do you say girl i can hardly wait to get a little mud on the tires like how how can you make that a song in your head usually if you don't know a song um uh let's see i'm trying to see a song here that yeah like there let her go you know that passenger song like i can't really remember that in my head um i know the part like how does it go um you only know you love them when you let him go yeah that that one um let's just jump in but like if you if you play some of the chords you kind of start to get it you get it you kind of start to hear it you know staring at the bottom in your glass hoping one day it'll make the dream last dreams come slow and they go so fast and you see her when you close your eyes maybe one day you'll understand why everything you touch surely dies but you only need the light when it's burning low only miss the sun when it starts to snow only know you love her when you let her go i only know you've been high sorry high when you're feeling low only ate the road when you're missing home only know you love her when you let her go staring at the ceiling in the dark same old empty feeling in your heart cause love comes slow and it goes so fast [Music] cause you loved it too much well you only need the life when it's burning low only miss the sun when it starts to snow i only know you'll love him when you let her go only know you've been high when you're feeling low only ate the road when you're missing home only know you love her when you let her go [Music] and you let her go [Music] cause you only need the light when [Music] only know you've been high when you're feeling low only ate the road when you're missing home only know you love her when you let her go cause you only need the light when it's burning low only miss the sun when it starts to snow only know you love her when you let her go only know you've been high when you're feeling low only ate the road when you're missing home only know you love her when you let her go [Music] and you let her go that's a depressing song oh jesus i think i may have started a little bit fast but sad song [Music] sad song sophie thank you for the tip you should play 21 pilot song i need to learn some one of my favorite bands thank you for the kind words you're very kind one of my favorite bands and i know none of their songs i need to look some of them up because i i i like so many of them surely there's one i could play but i imagine there are kind of awkward songs to play for the for the most part as well um i don't know if i have anything else that i could really play 22 pilots the sequel is it um blaze bowen thank you for the bits you should try my lovely horse lexi thank you for the [ __ ] how do you record your music do you record the guitar separately i want to do something like that but i have no equipment i have no one to ask um and you said same recording gaming videos for gaming videos use obs the software for music you can do the same i'm streaming with obs now just this webcam but uh sorry um my guitar is an electro acoustic so it has an input here that i can use and i can plug that straight in so at the moment i'm just recording on my mic which sounds probably awful very um very distorted and whatnot but uh that's the best way to do it but if you don't have that honestly if you just have a mic ideally if you have two mics one close to your guitar and one like up near mouth would be ideal but even then come off not for long um but if you have one mic like here that's probably as good as you can get and i'm sure it'll sound fine honestly if you had a clean mic it'll be much better but mine's going through a compressor and it's trying to stop the guitar coming through um thank you for the bits jasmine ben this dude anna chris cosmo ian blaze um or was that pineapple [ __ ] lexi thank you very much nike uh captain carlton sophie uh psychopath to simmi um that take on me was amazing thank you thank you very much untrusted life thank you for the it's clearly you should read my stories to son oh god i don't know if i can even do that i can hardly play songs oh god there's a hype train i'll be finishing in just a minute or two guys so thank you very much for triggering it i'm sorry i didn't realize it come in um do you know riptide i do i'll do riptide and then we can finish up um i've played it in a while but it was one of the first ones i tried messing with uh we'll do one more and then we'll finish up i think what's blocking the camera that's my mic that's the best position i can put it in right now that it might sound okay-ish so sorry about that um unless you met this fella which oh jesus he almost felt this is this is asthma um but thank you very much for the support guys and the kind words i called me neb ellie thank you for the tip i sona naomi hello cookie uh vicky thank you very much hey thank you for the tip as well um uh call me majestic trash joe fu blaze a gamer thank you for the bits as well and thank you for the clan wars um all right i'll have to i'll have to wing this one a little bit um i'm not afraid one right okay [Music] i was scared of dentists and the dark and i was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations all my friends are turning green you're the magician's assistant in their dreams [Music] [Music] side i wanna be your left-hand man i love you when you're singing that song here i got a lump in my throat because you're gonna sing the words wrong there's this movie that i think you like this guy decides to quit his job and heads to new york city [Music] oh [Music] i got a lump [Music] [Applause] [Music] if you're gonna stay [Applause] i just gotta i just gotta know i can't have it i can't have it any other way i swear she's destined for this scream closest thing to michelle pfeiffer that you've ever seen oh [Music] i love you [Music] [Music] when you're singing that song [Music] taken away to the dark side i wanna be your left hand man i love you when you're singing that song and i got a lump in my throat cause you're gonna sing the words wrong i got a lump in my throat because you're gonna sing the words wrong oh that's a harry song i kind of forgotten bits of it and i was like oh no halfway through it's like i can't remember how this really goes i just remember the middle one so well the middle part of it even oh god okay you for the kind words oh that was that you know what well i might do one more because i felt like that one was a weak one i'll do jolene we sang jolene on the channel and it's a quick one so it'll be a fun one yeah we'll do we'll do one more because that's that's a quick one and jolene's fun and to thank you for the hype train when i i have to go i should be editing right now but i'm here procrastinating i'll try and shout out some people as well doodle and pineapple thank you so much for the multiple subs i'll shout out as many as i can oh my god top 10 most wanted thank you so much for the tip jesus christ i didn't see that come in it's been awesome watching rosie guitar player this past year thank you for being an inspiration to me to learn as well and hey i hope it's going well for you as well um on the guitar it's such a rewarding um hobby but thank you so much for the tip i didn't realize that came in i apologize i'll i'll i'll get to the alerts now just after this and then we'll finish up okay we love procrastination here don't we okay how do um okay how does this go is it on the fourth fret [Music] is that right i think it is okay all right let's try this jolene's after my man again always is and i can't compete [Music] [Applause] let me start again hold on is the fourth or fifth i don't know jolene jordan [Applause] [Music] jolene [Applause] please don't take him just because you can your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green your smile is like a breath of spring your voice is soft like summer rain and [Applause] he talks about you in his sleep there's nothing i can do to keep from crying when he calls your and i can easily understand how you could easily take my man but you don't know what it means [Music] please don't take my man [Music] please don't take him just because you can and you could have your choice of men but i could never love again he's the only one for me i had to have this talk with you my happiness depends on you whatever you decide to do jolene jolene jolene jolene [Music] i'm begging of you please don't take my man please don't take him even though you can just [ __ ] off jolene would you ever just [ __ ] off and leave me alone [Laughter] all right there we go that's the end of our uh impromptu musical concert as they all are it would appear there thank you for the kind words folks you're very kind i appreciate it um all right let me uh take off oh i could have taken it off yeah you're right but now it's over there oh god all right we'll take care of it another time sorry it's it's all the way over there now so it's kind of out of my jurisdiction okay so thank you for the the bits my three-year-old hugo is loving your music he's dancing oh hey oh that's great that's awesome um jump [ __ ] thank you for the bits have you considered covering one of dahi songs i didn't know he had multiple ones i know he sang one a few years ago but i i didn't i wasn't aware of that alien toast a callow uh jenos burgers uh burgess sorry bella thank you very much uh goodie ash rainbow rider space kitten uh monkey hive soldier uh lj bohan mimi uh william lonnie uh william again uh semi contagious delt vicky uh wolf wings thank you for the generous pineapple thank you for the five subs legos thank you so much for the five bucks there as well i appreciate it uh pawn fed thank you for the bits leslie thank you for the gifted sub doodle name for the three again mary jacks uh an anonymous cheer top 10 most wanted thank you so much for the massive tip there earlier as well you're very kind please um please put your comments on spotify the problem is i think i'd be struck down for copyright as it seems to be a recurring issue in my life a gamer thank you for the bits again and that and the kind words there i appreciate the support guys um and uh neither ken thank you very much for the sub all right i stayed far longer than i should have i was even saying i was like i should have i should finish up early because you know i i gotta edit and then i stayed longer than i should have 20 minutes longer okay that's fine um we're gonna drop a raid uh oh you know who's [ __ ] live uh there we go you know who we're gonna raid we're gonna raid markiplier because he's made us uh laugh quite a lot in our um things literally i i saw on uh on the chat a raid eman it's just like yeah if e-man is live we gotta raid e man oh [ __ ] hell thank him for all the ease that he does um no be nice as always don't need to say you guys are always great on raids i appreciate that uh lonnie thank you for the tip and uh psychopath thank you for the bits as well i'll look into that song all right guys thank you so much for joining me and my video today on the youtube channel below check it out in the banner if you don't know of it um check it out today at 10 10 p.m two hours later than normal okay just a warning i've tweeted and stuff as well but yeah thank you for joining me thank you for your support your nice words and and everything just your company in general i appreciate it we're gonna drop a raid so you're gonna get like 10 more seconds of this and then then we're going out soon thank you for the sub this is a funky one here i'm even smacking my camera i'm going to get all smudges on the lens all right guys have a fun time over there i will see you on thursday for our next stream have fun bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

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Length: 143min 7sec (8587 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021