Grand Theft Auto V (Chaos Mod) | 2021-01-07

hello how are ya are we a little bit early we might be a little bit late i guess depending on if you go with my five o'clock schedule or you go with my six i'm not really sure i think i'm gonna change it to five i kind of prefer it i can get started a bit earlier it means i'm not waiting around for a while most days how are you folks good to see you all why you sorely yeah i i think i will change it to five so it'll probably be about this time from now on i'm going to try anyway i'm sorry bob that it doesn't accommodate that sucks we might try it out for a while and i'll see how it goes um we are still doing the chaos mod more chaos today i enjoyed it so much that i can't come back in an hour okay sorry sleep yeah we're going to do more chaos since it was so good i'm glad you're joking pop i thought i thought we were going to be missing you from the start of a few streams um yeah the the last time it was so fun playing the cast mod i want to play more i want to torture myself oh it was very fun last time to be fair oh god it was like it was so weird because it was frustrating but in like the funniest ways like going across that bridge like a hundred times it's just like killing me but also my sides were hurting from laughing it was a weird combination uh anti-social name for the sub uh catechus thank you for the sub audrey uh speedy i am the fall of mankind glitch um uh kaka is it thank you for the sub a fly fish uh azarek adventure rainbow yamada logan thank you for the five subs that is super kind of you max is already voting he's like two end the stream two logan thank you so much for the five subs again uh allow me g winston manila shiny high caves itunes lara atd indy sir alpha thank you for the subs jazz thank you very much for the five subs you're always too supportive you really are welcome all the time for extreme creeper jesus he just spawns in behind me whoa god he's gotta be the worst one because he just lingers as well in the area that's the worst of it like it's guaranteed death and then he lingers to kill you again it's pretty painful teleport to heaven that's a pretty rough one too there are some that are just like insta though that are like ignite and that's that can be funny but it's just dead and then that's it and then there's extreme grief for jesus which is basically just death and then he's gonna try and kill you every time you pass the same spot oh he's rough uh jesus guys thank you for all the support jazz thank you very much for that again uh moose um asuda nine tracks andrew wuar uh the awkward fox thank you for the five subs that is super nice of you sarah ellie thank you for the 10 subs that's super nice as well you're very kind folks thank you very much fake crash is a cruel one that is a cruel one especially when it can actually crash it's like a 50 50. a kitten with no dreams podlock uh nina joe uh canyon jet fire rubia debs jenny uh lemon uh awakened waffle uh rig uh sparkles pegasus ezekiel yama or yeah yeah yeah yeah nick is it thank you very much for the five subs sorry that was a tough name thank you very much uh seal the deal shattered shadow thank you for the sub poli brutal thank you for the five subs christ almighty thank you very much jess thank you for the bits extreme creeper time no liz evan thank you for the bits there as well i'm glad you enjoyed the last one andrew the magic cube thank you for the five subs um foxy thank you for the bits lily jean felipe atomic fox kaiku jakku noon uh mini den the lady ninja bobby thank you very much guys akalia thank you for the tip as well you're very kind folks thank you very much i'm glad you guys are looking forward to it um the boris johnson is live on twitch is he i guess i have competition today is he also playing chaos mod because if he did he copied me it's a little flip on what we were talking about yesterday just accuse everyone oops i think i moved your names jesus christ thank you for all the support guys i'm just saying the names just flying it is surreal surreal you need a chair no no no i'm fine i need a very high chair if i was up this high i'm enjoying my standing streams i feel very comfortable standing and it's nice because otherwise i'm like always sitting the the entire day i i'd be sitting when i'd be recording sitting while editing sitting while doing thumbnails sitting while uploading saying while streaming you know i i like a bit of a break let me um pop out a tweet there there we go and we'll start in just a minute um jesus guys thank you for all the support uh thank you hell uh yooku the real matthew atomic thank you so much for the five subs that's super kind to you uh legal seagull that's a great name thank you for the gifted song haboon uh swigger vr uh steel zombies star kid uh mama bird you're drunk on make call me nep meg ali kevin eater naruto uh doc taco taco nessa mac extreme creeper jesus thank you for the 10. uh becky thank you for the bits call me call me ethan thank you for the bits as well it would be amazing to see you play the whole story mode with the song it would but also i think i think i would actually lose whatever little sanity i have left um i think it would take a lot out of me i think at some point it would break me um steven uh senegal thank you for the sub logan thank you so much for 10 subs again jesus christ logan thank you very much for that a frasier uh turju ist easy same assassin lick storm rambling rabbit and nianvik uh he shoots he scores levy's awkward poplock thank you for the five and dennis thank you for the gifted sub canyon thank you for the five tiny mice see you later uh still alyssa and professor cyborg thank you very much folks that is very very kind i appreciate it um now you're concerned about your senate yeah i might be a little bit late to be fair i i might be a little bit late uh clocking creativity raymina falling gamer girl professor cyborg uh trunk and royce softly thank you very much guys for the support regal thank you for the sub as well all right shall we see if this is working all right let me swap over and let's let's give it a go all right guys so if you weren't here last time uh liz sam foolish bregel thank you for the subs if you weren't here last time basically what you need to do is up the top right there will be numbers one through four if you type in just that number in chat you don't need exclamation mark anything else just type in one two three four five six seven eight whatever the number is next to the effect you will vote towards that effect happening in the game the majority wins and that's basically what it is um it's it's usually just people torturing me in the funniest way they can imagine so we'll see if this works maggie thank you for the tip you're very kind uh are you in a better mood standing i feel like i am for some reason because i feel like sitting i i want to be more energetic but i just it comes naturally to me when i stand i don't know call me ethan hassey earth to maggie night shadow zeno clem bpz thank you very much for the support guys all right let me see so the mods we have here spawn fan cats up the top right there teleport everything to player teleport to random location a random effect let's see if it works um i'm seeing a lot of twos and a lot of ones i think two is gonna win so let's just see as long as it's not random i think it should confirm it works yeah yeah that's working thanks everyone all right let me let me start a mission i want to do a repossession uh wait no that wasn't it was it complications uh yes complications is the one i want to do i think it'll be a fun one good job everyone good job with the chaos not suss at all mxm flops saucy petromaid has he call me ethan logan thank you for the five subs again jesus christ i am his mentor i am so proud of you what do you mean a mentor don't worry about that okay so what you got for that's the first time i've ever failed a mission before it even started oh that is brilliant he's continuing to talk to good condition it's so good to see you good choice i like it vehicles have no gravity all right all right now i have failed retry okay perfect so how does what simeon's deal was disrupted oh because his camera probably [ __ ] flew away didn't it wrecks fierce succubus nonsense at all thank you for the subs oh my god the car keeps trying to go up all right this one's gonna have to expire before we can even do this one no no no no no no i knew you'd spawn creep for jesus as soon as i saw him pop up i don't think we're ever going to be able to pass this now oh great ha ha i've defeated you one sucker punch and jesus is down okay and now i have a really cool gun sucks to be you guys no no that is a victory that has just made it all worthwhile that i have defeated jesus one minute into the mission okay so this is the one where you need to repossess you've disabled forwards and backwards moving thanks everyone oh you see thank you very much for the song good to see you bullet writers sense layer reds wrecks are gaming beer swing hawks and you're the subs just gotta chill here for a moment i'm not even i'm trying not to look at what comes up because i wanted to be a full surprise oh and a surprise it was imagine being in the truck just like what is he doing he's done just staying still for 30 seconds and after that 30 seconds he does a kickflip in his car and speeds off oh what a day what a day all right so as i was saying we got to get to michael's house and repossess his car just hang up on that i don't want to talk to him and surprisingly we're actually almost there we're falling asleep at the wheel but we're almost there oh what is wrong with that let's ignore it that can help sorry sleepy in fact even that crash didn't wake me up i'm continuing to fall asleep uh washi catch lazy stack thank you for the subs jesus christ uh tamzin jenny thank you very much guys come on come on come on come on come on no no no no no okay first person that's fine i'm gonna make it to my checkpoint that's what i like to see when the drive goes well on the first time you know this is gonna be an absolutely blessed stream because you guys are being so nice wait hold on a wrong door all right find a way into the house but i'm so sleepy is this this door not open oh okay first person is so [ __ ] confusing as i'm knocking him out i almost fell asleep oh great the noise of the fireworks should cover my entry what a night to attack how do i get in i don't actually remember this so well i think can you jump up on the garage oh my god i'm so confused i what is he doing what he's doing this by himself i'm not doing anything oh okay all right i'm back in control that was all me yes this is the way i'll get up can the first oh my god i didn't see it coming i was just like in the jump animation then all i could see were my feet thanks for hurting gravity everyone in first person it was an excellent choice i had no clue what was happening all right don't worry we're coming down any second now there we go good job on the chaos everyone i have a parachute though so this will actually make it easier because i'm going to parachute gently into michael's abode um if i could see that would be great i'm trying to find out where he roughly might live but i am extremely high in the air wait that's the tennis court isn't it he lives right behind there i think he does okay pull the cord okay oh oh super hot this will make my approach a lot easier but a lot slower as well i could maybe just land on his actual roof i don't know if i can make the garage from here i i can try maybe i can okay no i i think i can i think i can make it it's hard to tell what speed on all right well at least i'm back i guess beds riot fantastic and super hot is still active god damn it daisy going gas the ironic flower co lucky wolfie oops thank you for the subs just some asian guy with a dog akron mr milo killing cookies uh wee boo get schlezy muzzy twice bo uh the ivy queen why can i not jump this is so annoying i can't control them come on turn franklin all right turn keep turning i'm just gonna look at the map yep we're going up and we're climbing through this window although it looks like we just walk through any of the walls oh yes there i am god damn this is so difficult okay well at least he's in the animation it's taking a while but that one's over now and i am on fire dad there's someone in the bathroom and he's on fire for vic's sake i thought we finally made it in but at least we got the checkpoint we have may have gotten it well on fire but we still got it uh june gaming cab jazz just some asian guy with a dog thank you very much for the support guys i apologize if i missed any um alerts damn you guys that can help i still love him though this is a dead alien man oh my god you guys are really trying to kill me now aren't you you're trying you're being very aggressive with your plays oh there we go you're being super aggressive with your strategies i must admit take the car to the dealership all right great that's the end of the game it was a weird ending it kind of left a cliffhanger to see what would happen when that dead alien was found in the bathroom who knows how the family will get out of this one tune in next week mr biscuit kayla super mek june thank you very much guys gaming cab uh i hope i didn't miss anyone i apologize if i did deadpan dante thank you for the sub thank you so much for all the support all right well just wait don't worry there we go wait i'm in the back seat oh wait i can't get out i am sitting on top of michael imagine michael's thought process he's like oh i see that guy coming to repo this vehicle i'm going to get in the back and then spook him with my gun and the guy just sits in the back on top of him lumpy but comfortable i can see why the customer went for this vehicle i cannot move by the way it i cannot move and i can't get out i've got i've got a gun i've smashed the window but i i cannot get out of the car um and now i'm on my chili assimian i am lost oh my god so boy thank you so much for the 10 subs that is super kind of you thank you very much call me ethan that's super generous to me as well thank you so much for the bits um guys you're gonna have to kill me or something because i i can't i can't i can't get out of the car we're stuck here forever if you want you could just oh vehicle rain if you could rain on me that would be great why are they all exploding as well hell of a storm out um if you want you could all just unanimously agree not to vote and i'd be stuck here forever but i'm hoping that um you'll kill me this is the one time i actually need you to kill me so if you could do that that would be great heads drive by player wait michael wants to kill me he's got his gun out with the flashlight on the mission won't let him come out yet franklin's like hmm i'm starting to think this might be a setup all right kill me this is it kill me anything to kill me anything you want just maybe a random effect here to kill me that would be great i'm upside down but still stuck in fact it's very fitting that you you pick turtle because i'm upside down and i'm stuck i can't move at all um how about a baller squad they could kill us how about that the game didn't give you much choices but i do see some of you still just like hey remove weapons just to leave me stuck here forever will we close sex scene thank you for the tip you might be in this game i don't know there we go kill me just screaming ball as he shoots me come on end me dude wait i could explode his car and that would explode my car so if he doesn't end me i'll end him in turn ending me yep he's on fire yes explode explode explode god he's not getting out yes yes okay we failed i've never been so happy to fail it just happened so often i've become immune desensitized you know uh mr miller thank you so much for the five subs that is super kind yeah thank you very much starkid thanks for the generous spits there as well and softboy j thank you very much for the 10 subs all right here we go now michael you can show yourself he's like he isn't giggling this whole time up on mount chiliad i like to think he drove there because he couldn't get reception on his phone oh poor michael will get whiplash semi-automatic oh great you disable left and right movement okay just keep driving where you're going i come on i can't michael i'm not able to turn left or right i mean i could keep driving i suppose but it's just smacking into things all right that kind of turned me a bit looking at the way hold on michael he's so confused wait this should straighten me out no that just straight me the wrong way okay here we go oh uh quick franklin go get help i'll drive me to safety i don't know why my clone unloaded on me why did he do that hold on i want to see did uh will he kill michael for me why does he want me dead i don't understand no he's shooting me if i kill you everyone will think i'm the real franklin what was that about why did he attack me i didn't do anything to him oh no there's going to be a franklin running wild out there and he's going to have an rpg now isn't he all right i'll just try and avoid him trying my best he was down this at the end of the street wasn't he ah jesus i don't see him that's a nine millimeter semi-automatic pushed against you no i don't i think we're okay oh no we're not okay all right he's just standing on the corner oh [ __ ] hell you are famous thank you guys my ego needed this everyone just running at me i should be careful i may be famous but that doesn't mean i can avoid the law this is not jesus christ everyone sorry sorry sorry they didn't even miss a beat in that conversation they didn't even pause i just murdered so many people oh no that is so sad wait i might be able to land this i might be able to don't explode come on land it land it very good that was pretty good all things considered i thought i was dead i thought i was gone to heaven all right now how do i get back up on the bridge is the only concern they're still getting out of their cars on the highway oh my god no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i can't go forward or back no i understand you guys think i'm famous want my autograph or whatever but why are you stealing my car i'm gonna sell this on ebay he's kidnapping michael come back come back i can't i still can't go forward i've fallen over all right what is this camera quake field of view i can't get in the car because i'm not supposed to be outside of the cat oh for god's sake i can't catch up he's driven away with my michael oh man mx sim thank you so much for the nine subs that is super kindly calico jinx thank you for the pins silly tilly thank you so much for the five as well set player in the closest vehicle thank you so much okay i'm on it wait what if i just go to the checkpoint anyway this fov is actually giving me a headache hold on it's stripping me out hold on i'm gonna i'm gonna try and get to simeon's in this car and see if the mission will complete like what will happen i don't know i have music turned off by the way so the um arena wars theme doesn't work oh no oh no no no why did i say arena team and i didn't see [ __ ] extreme grief for jesus okay get out of here get out of here get out of here he's gonna hunt me to the end of his days and if i kill him he'll only rise again so there's no oh thank god wait i don't understand what hold on what happened because i was nowhere near it did the pedestrian drive him to the objective i don't understand mxtm thank you so much for the nine subs again silly tilly and mr milo thank you very much guys thank you for all the support coming in there i just can't get into them all michael's instructions were ignored well he knocked me out what's the point in knocking me out and then being like hey michael says take a step forward michael says dance all right we're back at the start oh my god i'm so confused i just love stuff like that because i'm like what happened in the game to make that actually arrive at the checkpoint like did the pedestrian drive in there or what was it because he did drive in that direction so he could have came around what was that was that franklin from earlier the cops were alerted nice i mean i am stealing a car and i'm being held at gunpoint maybe the cops should be alerted dj fudge thank you very much for the tip don't mess clown thank you as well okay let's try this again i'm getting flashbacks to the bridge the bridge that we were stuck on for like 40 minutes yesterday it was about the same that's the least of my worries right now michael just keep driving i'm getting flashbacks when we're stuck in the bridge for 40 minutes oh my god the noise oh my god i like how the one message i see in the chat that's not a number was just did this man just run a stop sign all right now stop stop stop stop stop can you obey the stop sign please the meteor shower is making this doomsday way harder because the the meteor shower is dropping meteors and then the doomsday is making them fly all over the place and now the cars are beyblades don't worry everyone the fire truck is here let it rip his house as he pours the water out oh man please don't kill me please explain how the world really works michael the voice lines are so fitting sometimes oh my god oh sweet jesus all right i like how the camera is trying to move in now oh it's because i'm drunk this one is actually awful like it doesn't look that bad but it is so difficult to control it just slides all over the place ah so it it may not look like torture but it is trust me trust me it is this is in fact torture effects say all right we're almost there killer clowns great killer clowns are chasing me while i'm drunk they're [ __ ] everywhere no do not attack us we are just around the corner please don't kill me i am almost there i'm legit right around the corner from where i need to be i'm getting flashbacks to the bridge i'm getting flashbacks to the bridge okay i don't think you can actually kill me with those things i'm here i'm here cutscene the clowns i look like a [ __ ] joke wait there's a whale blocking the window oh perfect sick okay i'm good i'm good i'm good no i'm not good i'm drunk there we go franklin what the [ __ ] are you doing people looking in the window oh it's trump big for a job well done get out of here kid you [ __ ] i won't be treated like that all right we got this i think i think we're okay on this one do i have to actually learn or can i just continue to beat him up i don't really want to learn there we go you recognize this car does it look like it's worth five grand a month to you tony baloney pepperoni thank you so much for the five subs that is a great name thanks so much for 10 subs that was super super kind of you've already been too generous thank you very much yeah did he agree i'm just confused because you know earlier like when michael hit i thought for some reason that was what was meant to happen like he would hit franklin and then he would drive through the window i kind of forgotten but he wasn't supposed to hit me so why did he knock out franklin what triggered in in the ai to make that happen it's a weird one you are a fraudulent scumbag piece of [ __ ] a remove card vehicle imagine the car just make me have to come disappeared here all right good job everyone we did a mission i think did we is that a mission complete yes we did a mission congratulations everyone there were indeed complications but we got the job done in the end now we need to pick another one i've got a few that i'd kind of like to try out we'll take a look at the mission thing right here what was that was that the teleport everything to you thing sven thank you so much for 10 subs jesus christ gang thank you for the support deadpandante thank you so much for the five subs as well you're very kind folks um winter sentence map mrs reedus adele batman tony um uh pie site doodles star kid jet man iconic cat fat bond sarah land thank you very much for the subs guys all right let me see let me see what mission we're going to do um right replay mission uh let's see we did that one already this one what's that one i'm not sure what that one is um just amaze friends reunited um scaring the poor dead men walking hmm i don't remember some of these is the only thing uh let's play mr richards i fought the law what one is that i think that one's a pretty cool one isn't that where we're stealing the two cars i think it is i'm gonna try that one right right here right here right here righty hello a fully clothed sex scene thank you for the tip again space kitten thank you very much for the five subs very nice you guys thank you very much good to meet you yeah likewise we hear you're a competent repo guy yes this is kind of like a little hobby of mine requisitioning the under appreciated possessions of my contemporaries for some welcome i like the chimp ones i like it even better when they're dancing but i like the chimp ones what rob and my so-called friends slick why why because they have things nobody else has because they can afford it because frankly i'm rich enough to do whatever the [ __ ] i want he gets right up in your grill me any goddamn stupid questions now i mean that as a friend namaste that's a nice [ __ ] speech about the value of friendship oh of course you must be the creepy one that's coming from you please autopilot oh i think that only works when i'm actually driving what's going on you're going to dress up as traffic cops you're going to rob two trust fund kids that i know and dislike intensely yeah i remember this mission you get a good price i remember this in asia look complete the work you'll all be well paid you're late sugar tits what oh i thought he was talking to the monkey you finally get to realize your childhood dream and dress up as a cop mr weston's research team suggests the two boys like to ride on the sonora freeway sounds manageable hey wait you launched all vehicles up but nothing happened dawg i don't know if this [ __ ] is for me homie my life's already way to [ __ ] out of control why didn't that work i wonder i'm a darwinist brother all right some prosper and some struggle now are you out of your goddamn mind this is your lucky break choose now are you gonna do this or have you simply found your level in life i guess we'll find out yeah i'll get to a wheel home oh my god jesus christ ah maybe we should put the mission off for now get in the car that's easier said than done jesus christ oh my god i've never seen this one before it's extreme jesus christ [ __ ] hell good lord i've never seen that one before oh my god jolly thank you very much for the result i appreciate it now becca whiffle your girl lizzy true so a storm toffee uh boy prostate queen mayonnaise weird name not queen uh liz heaven adam uh the awesome symbol thank you very much for the subs oh my god we're so far to go we've so far to go i i think we can do it a little bit at your mercy but uh i think we can do it why am i smoking a kill if a kill engine of every vehicle it didn't work it gave me a bit of smoke but the car is fine maybe the mission has something that can just disable it or something i don't know i break this off thank you so much for the tip there as well i'm glad you got the the sweaters thank you very much for supporting me appreciate it as always whoa whoa whoa whoa wait what did the anything happen to the train oh my god we should go drive the train oh my god the car's on fire the car is on fire i can't get out of the car i don't suppose you could like fix my car all of a sudden could you jesus christ that earthquake had some aftershocks didn't it jesus christ look at them oh that is beautiful oh please be fake thank you i not thank you screw you for doing that no i'm just kidding but i thought it legit crashed i don't see it coming up but um i am like 50 50 on it because i it's happened a few times with a fake crash one night so i'm aware it's there but i've crashed about the same times as you've done fake crash to me so it always kind of scares me i can't believe we crashed so far into the uh polito score of the last day what oh my god thank you so much you just made my my job so much easier thank the fool wants you race us we would just get out of here anymore right all right let's go you guys made this mission a hell of a lot easier for me and i do appreciate it i will not forget what you have done for me on this glorious day and of all the torture you've given me you finally gave me something good oh my god are you serious oh kevin's in a street race amazing disabled forward and backward movement it's like a child pretending to drive the car just like i should have known it was too good to be true when you teleported me to the [ __ ] no wait guys hold on i didn't buy fuel yet how did that happen teleport the waypoint which was my car perfect's sake oh my god if i stayed in the car it would have teleported me to the waypoint but i got out of my car so the waypoint was get back in the car and i just teleported on the car no perfect sake why did i get out i'm sorry you tried to give me another gift but i was still i was still salty about the previous punishment oh jesus christ good lord what the hell is this all right i don't need to um i don't need to win this do i oh my god i hope not caps to activate the special ability no i don't want that that even looks worse somehow oh my god okay please end this is this is horrible this is just horrible all right that was pretty funny i don't give you that everybody exits their vehicle queen mayonnaise thank you very much for the tip no there's nothing wrong with being the queen of mayonnaise trust me i would love to be the queen of mayonnaise i hope one day one day i can be all right at least i can see this time god that bubble vision was just absolutely horrible the car was abandoned for effects sake how come yesterday the mission didn't care if we replaced the vehicle um hannah back uh milford five thank you for the sumps nmj thank you for the sub as well eve uh thank you very much as well i appreciate it guys thank you very much for the support all right how far is this race i don't think whoa what was that what oh for fixing oh my god okay you got me like the fake dead got me but i think the thing that happened just before it with the car flying off for seemingly no reason added to it considerably i was so distracted by that for god's sake you got me good i'll give it to you you're catching me often today all right again the fake that one was good the fake debt was very good and jumping out of the car was very good as well i like the ones like fake debt that just they trick you you know they're good uh crapler dragon thank you very much for the sub uh jolenko thank you for the sub as well appreciate it folks thank you very much oh my god yeah appreciate you guys very much ah is it better in first person i wonder no somehow even worse all right i just gotta stay on the road and oh my god it's like looking directly at me when i'm in the sunlight move oh my god this is so hard on my eyes oh thank goodness okay one second i'm just going to turn down the volume just in case the on-demand tv gets me copyright striked or something also i think i kind of need just the quiet for like 30 seconds anyway or a minute however long it lasts because it's it's just stressful it's so chaotic you just need some time to actually reset and just be with your own thoughts god damn it my thoughts are saying i hate myself why did i do this to myself okay that's fine everything is fine we're gonna just try our best to keep an eye on those heat signatures and slowly but surely make my way to the checkpoint which i don't think is actually too far from where we are heck right what if you no no no no no no no no no no no no stop turning right everyone is turning right no that means one is back there and one is up there and i still can't turn left oh my god okay okay it's where's the other one where is he i've lost sight of him god i can't move i just turn right all the time please please be here somewhere don't escape all right i'm ready i'm ready to go i'm ready no doesn't matter if i'm ready to go i'm going to heaven okay this is it paul fee krypton uh and gamers thank you very much because captain butter thank you very much as well captain bonuses thanks very much for uh allowing you guys to torture me again no problem what oh my god a 30 mile per hour speed limit i love street racing i'm sorry did you say street race i thought you said sunday drive what does it say about me if i'm like submitting myself to this this chaos there's absolute chaos uh soft boy jay thank you very much for the 10 subs again it's very kind of it's your boy boosh thank you very much for five subs as well carol crash lobster uh because hypno thank you very much i'll never lose them now oh i got they got away apparently i mean they did get away i just i didn't lose them like i could still see them this is the bridge 2.0 it really feels like it doesn't it this feels like a mission that is just destined to fail but we'll try let's run my volume a bit more again i'm sure we can do this if we really set our minds to it is that oh my god what oh my god you guys are loving the vision ones today aren't you absolutely loving them to be fair at least they let me continue even though that bubble vision one or not the bubble vision one that was awful but the one where it was just blinding that one i think i'd rather just franklin dice rather than having to deal with that one that was awful what kill engine of everything okay you see it worked that time why didn't it work in the other mission it's weird isn't it uh it's your boy boosh thank you very much for the five subs again that's super kind of you i do appreciate it okay do not fear everyone i have got this completely under control and this is oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i don't have any control whatsoever jesus christ thank you i i'm trying my best this is actually really difficult the game wasn't built for this the bloom isn't helping either it's so shiny sorry sorry i'm in a race i am racing lonnie thank you very much for the tip ryan they were the bits yuki thank you so nob fairy i'm fast thank you very much for the five subs very kind all the car was damaged was this oh no oh jesus wait what it just continues to oh because the tire popping one is still active it's just gonna repeatedly fail me great oh my god i mean i may oh my god don't spawn camping me christine thank you very much for the five songs you're very kind foxy thank you for the bits oh my god i'm stuck in a loop i think this might break my game i know the game is continuing at least all right restart again the racers were spooked oh my god bro it's doomsday i'm feeling kind of spooked right now no why would you spawn him on my spawn you're taking the piss now between the tires popping doomsday and spawning alien where i spawn who's just gonna kill me every time oh oh speed off speed off no okay okay we cannot fail if we fail this time guys i may not be able to even complete the mission because there is an angry alien waving at my spawn he's going to block me every time wait ramp jump oh [ __ ] hold on hold on we got to try this ramp jump press jumping vehicle okay wait one second a second we can do this all right okay i may have doomed myself there but it uh worth it i like that one sorry this is too entertaining i'm glad to hear that genuinely spawn a ramp what where did everything go okay i thought the ramps did it all right oh my god all right spawn a ramp spawning ramps why is there oh that's weird that the interior stays oh look at that i like it every day thank you for the sub jennings thank you so much for the 10 subs that's very kindly thank you so much jenny on fire thank you for the five and stephen thank you so much for the 50 bucks you must have felt bad for me yes you may come in peace but i sure as hell don't stephen thank you so much for that tip that was very generous of you you didn't have to do that oh okay okay a dense fog that's fine is it you made them spawn on scooters oh my god okay i'm gonna try once more and we're gonna have to skip this one and move on otherwise because we just cannot advance oh was that the alien on a scooter you know what i'm glad he's reformed himself he's moved on to a life of scootering i'm delighted to hear that okay i am convinced we're going to be able to do it this time i believe in us oh my god did you really just spawn explosive zombies okay maybe if i go extremely fast constantly the game won't be able to spawn them because i'm going too fast and it won't be able to place them in time now we're talking is it bad that earlier when the extreme fog came on oh no they're spawning but is it bad when the [ __ ] came on i didn't even really notice oh please avoid those no i didn't even hit him the dvd thing just comes on to [ __ ] taunt me afterwards oh my god matthew what happened to my voice oh my god i think i just got depression in my voice for a minute there matthew thank you so much for the 50 subs oh thank you very much i really appreciate that that was way way too much thank you very much for that task badger thank you for the 10 subs as well oh i need a moment oh jesus christ hold on just just give me a moment hold on i'm just gonna reset it for just a second oh my god it's so i hit puberty hey everyone hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today i've hit puberty it's it's so much there's so much going on lonnie thank you for the tip why do you subject yourself to this you okay you need to talk to someone here's five years to go towards seeing a [ __ ] therapist oh oh jesus uh manci thank you so much for the 50 subs again and that was very very kind here i don't know if i'm laughing or crying the real life tony thank you for the tip as well and just saying sorry i appreciate it um uh call me ethan thank you for the sub and i'll tell you thank you so much for the 5 000 bits jesus christ that was very generous of you thank you so much first they're laughing mid meeting when the alien appeared worth it he just appeared right in front of me oh my god oh the options are brutal not us you may have a point oh my god okay one second i'm gonna i'm gonna leave you torture um franklin in game for one moment i just have like a quick little snack that i can bite there just a little biscuit just for a little i wish i had my smr my so um you have fun torturing michael i'm just gonna take my water is that too loud my apologies if that was too loud sorry okay the race all right one second give me a moment give me a moment just relax hmm oh minions i love this one one second all right okay i've reset oh all right oh jesus christ everybody said nicole thank you very much there for the the bits uh bracky thank you for the two songs regular soft thank you so much for the the bits as well i didn't even realize you were standing congrats to keeping your new year's resolution i just really like standing i don't know and i'm getting really good at it honestly look so i'm gonna keep it up that's just i'm not i've not perfected it yet but i'm getting there okay retry let's do this you like it yes i'm getting so good at it i've been practicing so much thank you for the compliments i appreciate it wait minions we gotta see oh little minion minion franklin it's like those stories really just sailing forwards and backwards the glasses oh my god um what was i about to say oh it's like those stories you know you hear of like six-year-olds stealing their parents car and just tearing off in it um i'm gonna try and buy cigarettes right into the store as a minion i mean i can technically run because i can turn the camera and then go in there all right i'm able to run forward again let's try this i'm gonna try it once more guys once more and then i'm skipping we're gonna move on to bigger and brighter things i don't need to skip the mission i can just skip this section i want to experience more missions with you guys torturing me you know as fun as this one is i love like whenever someone asks me kevin what do you like about gta 5 i'm like you know that mission where you're franklin and you're racing against those two races i specifically love the first 27 seconds of that i don't really like the rest of the game let's skip this one yeah skip skip the section i concede you have won congratulations you've destroyed my self-confidence oh i wish he was a minion here all right here they come i'll tell you about that we ready don't ruin the donuts all right oh killer clowns you think the police will go after them but no we're going after street racers actually no i've changed my mind i need to go to the airport sake uh lawsey thank you so much for the generous bits there as well just being thank you for the tip what form of psychological torture is this i don't know what you'd call it like what would you call it that i am submitting myself to this i genuinely don't know there's got to be a name for it you're going that way oh my god jesus just stole my bike i could just imagine like the the the guy who draws the picture you know describes like oh he had long brown hair a white shirt and the guy who turns the drawing around and it's just one of those old-timey pictures of jesus oh my god that's him oh no i just killed jesus all right pretend that didn't happen heaven is not out of my jurisdiction i am a world police officer i do not have jurisdiction i'm very fast which is probably good double vehicle engine speed i don't fully understand it though because i don't feel like i'm going double the speed oh jesus christ thank god i'm not or i would went flying spawn companion doggo do you realize you basically just killed a dog because you spawned him in on top of me and he would have been flying on the highway someone got hit that's what you've done you see the dog had nothing to do with this you should have left him out of it can we pull them over yet please submit oh we killed jesus what do you think we'll do to you if we catch you pull over wait no that wouldn't encourage him to pull over with it what no no no not the credits right now i know it was made by rockstar north you've shown me seven times you've shown me so many times already okay ellie thank you for the tip and crowdfunding therapy i appreciate it alien boy creations dead pen dante that guy 69 thank you very much for the support i really appreciate it um cheshie thank you very much for the result too slippery vehicles doesn't feel very slippy oh maybe it's slippy for them oh my god i'm going to do it again jesus he rolls again would you believe it are they slipping they seem to be kind of sliding a bit but maybe that's just because my siren's on i don't know i'm not sure what slippery vehicles is doing maybe if i tapped into some something would happen i don't know teleport random pens in the current vehicle that didn't do anything oh there's no there's no seat that's why i thought there was a back seat on this thing oh there's the dog that you've offered up for slaughter he's not gonna last guys do you see what you've done oh my god jesus christ teleport away points but my waypoints are just the cars i wonder what would happen if it teleported me to the other one um that's right thank you very much for the five subs that's very kind here right us off the holy spirit v2 very fitting name name of the pits stella sims thank you very much as well i appreciate it folks thank you for the support honestly it means a lot to me um it's just so nice it was such a kind community i guess punk boosting oh yes how do i how do i honk again is it it's not doing anything okay maybe this doesn't work in this vehicle i don't know none of them seem to be working oh jesus what was that that was just normal chaos none of them seem to have worked so far these these ones for some reason for one reason or another spawn dance troupe oh you spawn all the monkeys on the road you've doomed them to die too you guys are so cruel not only to me but to the monkeys to the dogs to everything harsh how long is this checkpoint is it on the bridge i think they pull over on the bridge okay do not kill me please we are almost there we are literally meters from where it ends as far as i'm aware i'm pretty sure it ends on the bridge doesn't it yes yes oh nice time lapse to end it too thank you for having mercy i don't know if you could have killed me there but i'm glad you didn't thank you very much it's the cutscenes is what you want that's when you can get the real the real fun what do we got teleport flame swords force field oh dude force field force field are you going to teleport me force field would be pretty epic out oh the teleport didn't even work oh wait maybe it did because it would have been michael that teleported is michael there let's go michael may have left us no he's back okay good mandy thank you very much for the generous tip soft boy jay and caitlyn spell right thank you for the multiple subs that is super super kindly thank you so much who am i supposed to go to does it matter oh jesus oh sweet bejesus oh this thing is built in hydraulics everyone oh my god is he gonna talk on the phone oh i know that what i think trevor's enjoying this vibration a bit too much oh man all right what have we got oh great drunk thanks back in hell oh no now we got it there's no way we can drive back the [ __ ] five six miles back in hell we only went a few meters and we've already ended up on a roof just from being drunk my god oh my god oh my god it's just escaping to the sea you know what they say if you love something set it free as it rolls off to the ocean please i think we may have to skip this the rest of this mission but we've done well i think why am i just floating ah wait i'm fake okay all right you got me wait i'm back in control yes oh but i am drunk i am very drunk how am i still winning the race even though i've been down here on the beach for a solid minute oh no oh that could have been so much worse really felt like that thing should have exploded all right we can do this at the helicopter look at the helicopter in the sky just spinning and the truck the [ __ ] truck oh my god oh look at it go car goes shipping out overseas it wasn't meant to but it is deja vu you must know who this guy oh nick nexus thank you for the tip as well um no i'm sorry i can't keep up with all the alerts today it's just insanity and but thank you very much for all the subs and bits coming in as i really appreciate it i just i have missed a few what the hell is this oh my god oh my god yeah i have missed oh my god a good few of them unfortunately i think i've been trying not to but it's just super hard to keep up with everything all right okay i think can we skip this section because i'm happy to skip and move on i don't oh no we can't skip yet okay i think a fail or two more and we can skip so let's just let's just fail it and jesus i didn't know insane gravity did so much um and we're gonna we're gonna try another mission what's the mission with like a lot of cutscenes cause i like the ones with a lot of cutscenes you can mess with them a lot i don't want to answer that it took a lot longer than it should have to destroy this car i don't know why it took me so long um wet uh pentium uh drunken cider assassin tortor uh our city akron mashed potato mandy thank you very much for the 15. that's very kind here i hope skip wasn't up there i wasn't paying attention hold on i'll try and i'll try and end my life again i can do it here very easily there we go yoga should we try yoga again or should we try something else even though i think maybe something else would be better to vary it up you know but what cutscene has a lot the torture mission oh god that one's gruesome isn't it i think i need to take off my jumper i'm overheating here which is one would have thought kid moved the vehicles hey gimme was that card blue i guess it was and five wow so cool come on man you got the [ __ ] paper abso [ __ ] lootly look you finished the job you get the paper but the order was for five explode current vehicle we don't have a current vehicle imagine this car just blew up but you know what i'm a payment on completion of work type of guy you don't like the job take a [ __ ] walk like come on man hold on so what's next man well it's the z type chad mulligan lay it on him kid what do we got he's going through a messy divorce he's hiding no heating in the winter in ireland and i'm somehow overheating any ground surveillance we run all we've got to go on is that the cars in the hood what does that one do you're not really getting many fun ones in this cod scene remember you've also got random as well if the other ones aren't that fun random is always a good choice we don't know what we're going to get you know i got it in a second i got to take off and jump collects the car all right so who does what somehow overheating phillips you're in the chopper clinton you're on the ground yeah i don't understand the deal between you two yeah well i don't understand the deal between you two either i can hear the beyblades in the background it's one long mystery bye-bye gentlemen and i can hear them sliding oh and michael i'll be in touch about your friend solomon all right good all right unfortunately he didn't get very cool ones on that one but we're gonna start a new mission i'm gonna look for one with a lot of cutscenes if i can i'm not sure what ones have the most okay back in the open world let's see what we got i didn't see what happened at the end there subtitles i put on subtitles yeah sure because i thought i had them on i don't know why they're gone all of a sudden little positivity eric thank you for the bits uh vikio uh don't stab me a big sam uh yo no switch account as sh shuya um i hope you're enjoying the videos thank you for finding me i'm i'm glad you found me i'm glad you're enjoying them um marriage counseling marriage counseling okay marriage counseling it is i like the sound of that i like the sound of a bit of marriage counseling and i'll put on i'll put on subtitles now audio um not an audio no display maybe they're always different in games sometimes it's audio sometimes it's display sometimes it's like other all right got that on for you and now marriage counseling you've asked for it folks you were asking for therapy we're getting therapy i think i might need it doc i know i said i was coming to you for marriage counseling but seriously things are going really weird my life right now give you a bit of volume tracy yo just let the dog out they don't have a dog oh man wait i think i remember this mission better do you want me not in my house [ __ ] you michael go away i'm paying that turn 150 bucks an hour to [ __ ] my wife in my own bed michael go away oh i'm sorry bro she said you had an arrangement you and i are gonna have an arrangement i'm gonna arrange your [ __ ] funeral i'm really scared a random enemy it's lester you're a dead man [ __ ] that the dogs got nuts leicester's running out wait the dog is smalling leicester what's up man i'm awake michael calm down what the [ __ ] is going on you win [ __ ] it i mean let's roll let's get this [ __ ] just go kill him we already killed lester what's another death count huh all right follow the tennis coach i know this mission yes this is a good one and not that long either i like these kind of ones i think the ones with less driving are good okay let's get this done let's save michael's marriage by killing this man it's the only way exactly i like how he goes off up into the hills and it goes to that mega mansion whoa okay i don't want to go too close to the tennis coach like i want to kill him but not like this it's too um no [ __ ] hell it's not personal enough wait okay i'm surprised it didn't move a little faster drive to the canyon oh my god i'm ruining everyone's house i'm plummeting the property value oh oh very nice selection guys our car looks awesome yeah like this is too big look at it it's on fire that's fitting okay it comes to some flyers move backwards i'm trying does that work okay i think it works i told you i caught the session bud but there were a lot of freaking sessions bud i think you were working on more than just her backhand mandy's backhand has come a long way bro but sometimes it's got to get worse to get better yeah well maybe i should come up there and practice my backhand on your face but your negative energy is seriously bringing me down a traffic magnet i hope there's no traffic around my house used to be a traffic magnet in real life unfortunately i'm going to stick up my hand and say that was uncool bud my bad seriously how [ __ ] magnanimous may i please offer you my fiona thank you so much for the tip mandy thank you for the tip as well and we'll see how you like am i divorcing the chess anybody creation saving the bits i'm not divorcing the chat don't worry what franklin was left behind where did it even put me did it put me in his driveway weren't we still like tightening the cutscene oh my god it sent me all the way back here jesus christ doggie watch out go get leicester boy go on fetch fetch dude strikes him to me [ __ ] thank you very much for the bits ashley's caspers thank you very much as well whoa let's go get him maybe if we um if we take one of the planes we can make it back what are we supposed to do now okay i drove into a missile that was probably for the best just reset you know ashley's uh all that so james ortsmart thanks for the subs how's it going art uh princess uh 21 monkey thank you very much oh my god the dog is so small he was a little puppy because we're all little minions oh jesus look at him i'm an adult it's like you ended his dad's wardrobe and just took out whatever suit he could find love it absolutely love it exactly even with [ __ ] in my kennel for too long okay we can do it this time i believe in us i'm also drunk though so it might be just the drink talking oh my god this is so hard to drive the good thing is i think no matter where i lose him i think it's fine jesus christ jesus christ no no i like how this van that was supposed to get in my way has just given up he's like i'm done doing what i was scripted to do hold on franklin we gotta stop and stare oh my god that one beer really took a lot out of you i can't believe they thought you were an adult michael jr you're so small and they still served you franklin jr get in no he doesn't want to he doesn't want to get in crazy german uh looby views ashley thank you very much for the subs franklin please get in frank i'll buy you ice cream franklin oh franklin i'm coming hang in there oh no wait did he go down he screams when he's drunk or even more scary oh my god okay off he goes how come he's not affected by the anti-gravity we got going on here it's like i'm being pulled up in the air by a balloon oh a clone dude i'm sorry you respawned into chaos without a parachute too that was a hell of a landing there there was a bit of a bounce there i think oh a double bullwood cats of another kind lobby views thank you very much guys wait what dude is this about the parachute thing it was out of my control why are my clones fighting me to oh my god michael we're together he wants us all dead it's us for a system michael oh please attack him no i am not the issue right now what did you just call me god michael please where's my dog get out of here at least if i can deal with this michael everyone will think i'm the real michael and then i might be able to kill this guy get up get up get up get up get up before he spawn kills you he's got a scooter now that's just franklin all right alien look i know you come in peace now but could you at least get out of my driveway i don't know if that was a good idea i feel like that's only going to piss him off and now he's got like some cover in there there we go wait where did you come from this is just an all-around bizarre situation isn't it everyone's in scooters oh yes the alien is dead he's not actually dying though this is a serious issue like i can't i can't seem to kill him a second i'll take him out and reset there we go my dance troupe is still dancing i pay them to just stand at my driveway just quite it just brightens me up when i'm leaving the house you know princess leo thank you very much for the bids do you think we'll ever get there oh that's my dog he's dead in the driveway i guess the tennis coach must have killed him at some point we're lucky we had this pickup well unlucky i suppose but it suited the mission just fine back in hell i gotta be careful you guys just plummeted my health here with this one hit ko thing okay relax we've got this under control this is the best run all right off he goes wait keep going keep going i know it's a tough corner dude you're a madman to live on a corner like that okay we might make it to the cutscene the thing is it's so close to the house but we've not been able to get there it's so funny that sometimes we just get stuck on a spot that's not even that long we just get complete oh no hold on i might be able to land this wait do you think i could land it like on his balcony i don't think i have that much control do i oh no oh no if i could even land it don't land in the pool don't land in the pool don't land in the pool don't let it can i even get out of here sorry ladies um i don't suppose you could launch me up again chat okay drop gone gonna dust the cells off and just kind of accept what has just happened um my mission is to get back in current vehicle but i don't have a vehicle it is teleported it away it is deleted um you mind if i join you ladies to just hang out here for a while i don't know where else to go unfortunately i'll just use your pool i guess in my suit wait are they calling me an idiot they're calling me bad stuff what okay they've turned against each other i've started a civil war of sorts i what is this cactus oh wait no don't it's not my fault you left the cactus there of course people were gonna stomp on it i think okay you ignited franklin oh the tennis coach actually you ignited the tennis coach megan thank you very much for the bits i'm i'm sorry it had a bit of a rough day but i'm glad the videos and streams help be a bit of a distraction i'm glad to hear that um right i think we can do it this time is there any faster route to his house that i could take because if that was the case i could drive there a little bit quicker and maybe we'd actually make we were so close that time oh for [ __ ] sake i love night vision you know reminds me a splinter cell fills me with nostalgia and also burns my retinas where's the camper van what was that did you shoot lasers at me hey get out the way there we go okay we're almost there it is literally like a 20 second drive and we've not been able to do it was shooting me i don't understand is it just the peds rioting still teleport random pets in the current vehicle they immediately ditched i think there's actually one in the back seat sleeping or dead i'm not sure okay let's do this cut scene guys we can do it all right we can do this ashley longsail casey phoenix princess leaboo uh ship potter thank you very much for the support okay we've reached the cutscene again companion brad hey michael i'm back from the dead to save your marriage what are friends for what can i say whatever not fazzy amanda ashley hey kelly fish double forward cats lobby uh oh that's so james thank you very much guys richard nixon i fiona thank you again for the tip earlier finally oh wait no i can't see anything you've just changed my vision in a different way i've taken off my night vision goggles and it did in fact burn my retinas and i can't see anything the pain it's like a vaseline on my eyes all checkpoint okay that's got to be a checkpoint come on brad yeah take care of franklin he's not a real friend oh wait that's me in the back seat i'm the dead in the back seat what the hell what's going on what is franklin holding what is he holding is that a machine gun why is he frozen the whole thing is just so much to unpack there is so much to unpack don't look behind you jesus christ okay oh it almost just killed me no no no no don't look behind i ha it has to be the one time i ever get don't look behind you i've never seen it before and the mission wants to force me to look behind me this is not working guys and i ca it's not working i think it's broken charlize thanks so much for the five subs i thought it stopped but no it just got a bit slower the game speed slowed i'm just wondering do i have to look behind me when it's falling but i think it's just broken in general because of franklin getting out charlize thank you so much for that again it's very kindly um appreciate the support everyone yeah i think um oh two times engine speed surely this will work right come on no the mission's completely dead i think can you kill me would you be able to kill me please that would be really nice of you thank you so much come on you can do it you can kill me i mean i'm already dead in the back seat what difference would it make uh founder of hatred thank you for the sub it exploded all vehicles but not mine no please why are some of you picking locked player inside vehicle why are you doing this why are you like this i like the rag doll yeah let's all rag doll that sounds fun actually maybe it'll force us out of the car that would be so nice [ __ ] brad is screwing up this whole mission come on franklin right darling reset yes reset are we reset no i don't i don't think so oh first person reset it okay we're gonna get back in the car franklin no brad wait what the hell is this why can i all right i can move now but like ah deadpandante thank you so much for the five stars is it working i don't think so the car is moving but it's not doing anything jeez if this kind of a pickup could take down the support like that maybe he did you have favor by showing your house was not built to last anyway oh my god make jesus carjack me what would happen maybe jesus can bring down the car or bring down the house even he doesn't know what to do what would jesus do what can jesus do jesus is doing my dirty work while brad and franklin are just accessories to the fact oh my god deadpan thank you so much for the fire subs it's raining money at least we'll have the money to repair the thing when when it's destroyed that's that's a good sign can you oh could you like i don't know maybe teleport me would that work maybe a teleport might not work to be fair we need to reset it somehow we need to die but how that worked good job everyone wait what the hell it teleported me above the house afterwards that's a weird one all right spawn me there yes good job everyone get in the truck fantastic work everyone and brad is sat in the back this time there we go that's how easy it's supposed to happen i thought there was a bit more of a struggle yes good job everyone we worked together and waited you really want to give me a mini heart attack don't you we've done it together thank goodness thank goodness we have finally done it let's see how he liked that wait jesus is up there do you see him he's floating up by the roof why is he floating up with the roof can you see oh my god esri duker thank you for the bits okay go back to michael's house and skipped all that all right yes what the hell that's not my house well you should have told me that beforehand i couldn't afford a place like that oh no okay um i was just hiding there this was entirely my own fault i can't even pretend to blame you guys for this i'm still implicating you in the murder of that woman who i just knocked down though um i guess the car doesn't matter anymore i like how it's not even my car i've ruined a house that wasn't his and i've ruined a car that wasn't mine it's just the poor guy who's doing work for me and now i'm ruining their lives too by stealing their car where's franklin oh great lag i like i screamed to just abandon the truck probably a good idea uh thank you for the bits again uh shout out to jesus for not damaging the building yeah jesus was kind of a bro to them okay i'm lagging franklin can you get the kills please franklin please okay wait i have to do it god man okay i'll just spray and pray i'm lagging so i need to free fire a bit we are making the situation just worse and worse and worse we've killed so many people okay i i don't want to turn back to michael i don't want to drive wait where are you going you did good i mean you're angry but you were help thanks i guess is he actually gonna go the right way go to a shooting range work on your aim you'll do fine oh [ __ ] man [ __ ] [ __ ] you good i'm just happy that someone else is driving for once you okay i mean you did good kid what how cool man i'm dying i'm tying to bees i didn't even know bees were in this game they're chasing me i can see them oh my god they're killing me they're killing me michael we gotta get into your house dude there are bees everywhere as if this couldn't get any worse bees oh that's a new one i've never seen that one before oh my dance troop good to see you guys sorry i know you only danced for michael oh okay we made it we [ __ ] made it oh michael please hurry yes okay didn't want to eat my warrants i had no idea hobo thank you for the sub as well oh no you know who i am do you know who i am do you now are you you i think so good i know who you are i know where you live who are you i'm frankly licensed regular self thank you for the bits have fun eating enjoy your meal hope nothing chaotic happens help mr de santa here who am i i think martin madrazo is a legitimate businessman who was wrongfully accused of running a mexican-american gang just appeared or the whale appeared in the background yeah he's super smart michael he got me this tugboat for like nothing on facebook marketplace oh jesus all right hit me but please leave my dog out of this really making this scene dramatic i thought the owner was banging my wife well that was a strange house for a tennis coach i was a ticket straight clearly yeah well natalia will need a hotel it didn't teleport me he didn't get that one sure good and i'm guessing here that the rebuild will be somewhere in the 2.5 million range of course great oh that's nice why doesn't the man have insurance huh that's the real question damn you i i know i think my eyes are messed up again that bash really hurt me i don't know what happened i'm gonna have to postpone my retirement [ __ ] oh man i'm mortgaged up to my eyeballs look i only know one way to make money i'm gonna have to give an old friend a call lester oh he died earlier dude got mauled by dogs somewhere dogs hate his face just give me a little alone time all right ignite player it didn't work that one doesn't seem to work in cutscenes for some reason you're probably better off since we've the night vision on it probably would have burned our retinas along with franklin mission past everyone two missions two missions done well two and a half we kind of did the racing one didn't we it was just the long race at the end and that two and a half i think is fair you know i think that's pretty good what's another like uh short and snappy one that's a new record isn't it should we just do some yoga should we top it off with some yoga i think we could get yoga done we didn't manage it last time yeah let's try some yoga i'm willing to try it again i think we can get the job done replay mission did somebody say yoga i love yoga right might be cool actually i wonder it'll spawn okay i like that one actually good good choice and still that crazy bastard we got another random choice here what about a random here just to to get a mystery one it's nice to get a bit of mystery you know and these ones aren't that great anyway did someone say they wouldn't do anything no i think she said poor monitoring ass white hello fabian darling all right yeah it looks like we're gonna get a random let's see let's see how this works yeah she's very center a regular oasis ability this one anger issues and worst friends it's just made me get right in this grill a little bit faster wait is he is he meant to be this close miguel join us please yeah he is okay please no no no the yoga is for sharing come come again that portion of her in the background is awful it's so scary if you can make me as happy and mellow as my wife it'll be a job well [ __ ] done we are all on our own journeys we are all on our own journeys prepare to be relaxed miquel look at her look at how relaxed your wife is michelle i can't even see the others oh there he is welcome is it fabian welcome all the energy from pushing them down launched michael oppen he's gone oh he's back okay thank goodness i missed him dude it is perfect lips you teleported him away didn't you you did one of my kids take their phone at least it didn't fail come on very good very good this is very good to end on to be honest just do a nice bit of yoga and just relax myself because this is actually kind of soothing after all the stress i've been through this feels this feels right this feels good actually sometimes when i do this pose i weep uncontrollably for hours all right we're gonna go for a random yeah get a random in there yes i like it i like the way you think these ones aren't that great for the situation so random is just it's the right choice good job everyone the emotion inside oh what was that a kickflip yeah yoga is cool and all but you guys want to see me do a kickflip okay try this again oh [ __ ] right now you can't breathe can't you out good relax he's actually trying i am believe it i'm trying my best for once to breathe oh my god all my evil energy has left my body i am enlightened all my bad thoughts are suddenly externalized oh [ __ ] you killed him michael why are the clones so hostile today oh no is that wait is that clone me or me but like yesterday and in the videos didn't we get some clones scratchy um didn't we get some clones that were just fine i don't know why they're so hostile today there you go keep it tight now more yes you breathe yes good quite good i'm waiting for him to turn this into one of his episodes spawn dance troupe oh where's the dance troupe i want to see them maybe when the cutscene turns around we get to see them what is he doing he's just staring into the void over there the lights are on but no one is home i don't feel anything i didn't move oh wait that was my clone oh no he's angry he is angry again i don't think michael's up he may surprise you oh no oh no look at his face no he's angry feel it everything is flowing in me at least michael's fed me why is he looking at my ass like that he's just staring right at michael's ass and he looks so hostile look at him it's creepy as hell oh god what teleport everything's a player okay uh fabian's dead i think yeah there we go oh no oh jesus christ no he's gonna keep dying now baby please get down i cannot be responsible for what happens to you if you don't even try and dodge the bullets are you stupid at neo or something uh demi the sj lollipops chuckle thank you very much for the subs guys i appreciate it okay no michael you know the way you were beating all of us up a second ago like clone michael could you beat them up for for a change that's what i'm thinking too could you do something about that michael let it out okay whale rain is here and they can't aim at me why is the guy on the right so scary his expression is terrifying oh now he's screaming oh was that a whale come on stick with it michael no michael came down please no stop stop stop relax michael i think we're actually no no no no no i think i've one more to do please please please please please please at least we seem to be at peace now but everyone's screaming why oh we ragdolled everyone come on don't attack don't attack okay michael's back in his feet please reset i i have to do one more please please please please please please what oh a fake teleport okay i'm so confused what you had done this one isn't working [ __ ] he's re he's really throwing off my vibe you know just screaming like that why are you still breathing i don't know if there's any hope of me actually doing this it doesn't seem to be resetting what if i just try and move one of these a little bit and then oh you ever tried baseball what oh my god what was that extreme griefer jesus i should have known it was you for god's sake well you reset it anyway thanks the problem is is he's going to be there all the time now isn't he there's going to be no stopping him because i'm doing yoga uh washi thank you for the tip as well i'm glad you're enjoying it thank you very much uh called angry very much for the bits as well wilco's here so please tell me stinky stinky wilco in my chat jesus good to see ya uh d famous thank you for the sub and potioning even the bits as well let's be fair completing this which was always a bit of a stretch it kind of was i guess when you have um when you have grief or jesus it's a possibility um i think the game might be broken i think this is a legit crash i'll give it a minute i'll give it a minute i'm glad you guys get so much pleasure out of torturing me it's a very fun experience i gotta say whoever made this mod props to them i should have looked up their name that would have been a nice thing to do but i kind of forgot never really thought about it but jesus it's it's so well done i think you did break it again yeah all right let me wait wait is it is it working i'm not sure i i think it might be just completely broken it's i think wilco is the problem his name is pongo well pongo this mod is amazing thank you for making it fake crash because that would be a very very very very very troll choice if this was fake crash no i think this is legit crash all right let's start it up again yeah i think yoga is just impossible i don't think we'd be able to get through without crashing because eventually the game just cannot figure out because you affect it so much from all from all the damage you guys have created extreme grief for jesus thank you so much for the tip you're just jealous that you can't be as extreme as me yeah that's it uh right on string stay for the bits is there a way you can do this mod in minecraft i think there actually is a mod for minecraft a chaos mod but i don't know if it's the same thing or if it's something else i just know there is like a chaos mod for minecraft and it's something i want to try for sure um almighty ned law uh thank you very much guys jenny on fire thank you for the bits as well i'm sitting here after getting my wisdom teeth pulled trying not to laugh because it hurts oh no i hope uh your recovery is swift never likes the sound of getting my wisdom teeth removed to be fair i need all the wisdom i can get i don't have much of it in fact i think the only wisdom i have is stored in the teeth chaos mod for skyrim i need to look it up i need to look up to see if there's chaos modern anything else i played um gta chaos mod in san andreas this morning but i don't think it would work uh on twitch even though there is voting it's just they're not as creative it's just like so many that just kill you and you it's not like this where you have a checkpoint system in the missions it just uh sends you to the hospital then you gotta go to big smoke's house again and do the thing red dead i imagine red dead had one um let's see is there any there's no real short mission is there that we could do um sorry i thought i could hear something outside uh assassinations i don't think i've even done them i'm not sure what they are uh oh god to buy the book won the torture mission i don't know that's a good idea uh tow truck driving might not be a good one buy the book i don't know what one that is i assume any of these will be pretty um what about uh strangers and freaks actually it'd be a good one um let's see minuteman blues i don't know a lot of these ones actually hmm will we try and catch bigfoot let's try and let's try and quickly catch bigfoot if we can just stick that in there you know we'll try and catch bigfoot together winter night thank you very much for the tip chaos mod for super mario 64. oh my god is there one i need to write these down levy thank you for the bits as well that's very kind thank you so much for the kind words as well that's very kindly the pendant thank you very much guys oh my god i just looked back and i had an rpg jesus christ oh man oh my god dude this is getting right up in my grill that's the most american thing i've ever seen damn i could have sworn they're clever bastards some of them wear oranges careful dude careful careful with that thing a pitcher would be good whoa whoa whoa whoa okay even better can i just hit why will he get to the vehicle hunting that face okay and you'll ever know you just keep an ear out for that terrible house oh my god this is oh my god this is even worse somehow oh my god oh i'm tripping out this this is messing with my head oh jesus i can't i think i just need to stop for a moment that is that is really tripping me out what about first person mode oh it's back okay what okay skip to the helicopter thank you guys all right bigfoot i'm coming for you yeah i'm coming for you faster than my bullet any noise oh here we go what the hell was this oh hold on big foot damn it i guess i'm on foot oh where'd he go come on make a noise coming for you yes something here oh was it just an elk oh he's there somewhere i just don't know where he's in front of me somewhere i i can't do anything in this [ __ ] oh you've on random i just looked up the effects because i have nothing else to do everything is gone as cinnamon uglington thank you very much thank you for the kind words too wait what okay he's on autopilot who knows where he's going let's just leave him to his own devices for a moment he's got a he's got a a smell he's got a smell on bigfoot here he's on his trail big foot droppings this far north and still fresh please give me control there he's running so far away from where i need to be okay what oh my god bees well i guess i am out in the wilderness are they just gonna keep stinging me until i die oh bigfoot please help me with the bees the last one escaped i wonder why i just went down to idle mode and just there wandering into the going forest he can take a lot of bullets um big dog thank you for the sub again you're you're way too kind uh just seraphine thank you very much for the tip as well uh-oh oh no no no no no i am famous great does this actually affect wildlife as well for fake sake stop it stop it stop it there's a cougar after me there we go why does this affect the wildlife and who are you where did you come from wait does will this make bigfoot come to me if i can find bigfoot when this is active he might just run at me oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm sorry wildlife oh isn't nature beautiful the circle of life and all that jesus christ oh my god [ __ ] hell gang oh my god this is brutal oh goodbye i have ascended return to the last one no i have boarded my space rocket ship made of rocks and oh they put me in a plane because that was the closest thing to me it launched me so high oh my god uh midombi and uh dentiman thank you very much for the support wait why are you running at me oh yeah i'm famous i forgot yeah he's a weird ass creature all right yeah i don't know how it didn't put him down to be honest i know i don't know how he's still going wait oh [ __ ] sake i think you did save me from cougars that's the only good thing all right i'm gonna get in my vehicle and i'm going to run down bigfoot with my car bigfoot come here come here you bastard hold on i can't i can't you're going to carry jack me out you're going to carry jack me yes okay why are you kicking me i'm supposed to be famous you're supposed to like me wait mission passed i know that i've killed bigfoot i'm going to escape in my monster truck this is every american's dream i would assume is this you guys dream of killing bigfoot and escaping in your american monster truck called the liberator after all that just a little to the nose and he's dead oh my god this has been quite the experience folks of course okay good good i'm glad that you confirmed that i just assumed i assumed that that was what it was all right folks that is all we can do i think that was [ __ ] fun thank you very much for ruining my day and now thank you so much for causing so much chaos it's been real i know i know i'd like to i'd like to keep going but it's it's already been two hours believe it or not it's i cannot believe it these go so fast they go so so fast um but thank you so much for joining me we'll probably do more of this um we we definitely will do more of this for sure not sure when i stream again the weekends if you're new here i stream on saturday and sunday um at around 5 p.m as well uh radar t is already streaming oh he is he wasn't a moment ago there we go okay cool um thank you so much for joining me guys you're you're too [ __ ] kind to be spending your time with me i appreciate it um mads thank you very much for the tip uh crotchy crow uh [ __ ] fissu alpha laura radioactive brandon thank you so much for the five subs that's very kindly as well you're very kind folks thank you so much for joining me um i've very very much enjoyed your company and all the torture that you've done to me all in good fun uh yeah we'll we'll drop a raid on rt if you want to jump over to his um uh to his chat and enjoy his stream over there um i'll thank you all for joining me i really really appreciate it i hope to see you on saturday and or sunday for the next streams uh i've got a video going up in about 50 minutes some chaos might unfold so if you didn't get enough you can check out my channel which is below the stream there and uh there'll be a video up in about 50 minutes uh alien boy creations thank you for the bits call me christian thank you for the tip from one per pal person to another thank you very much laura otter uh amina uh brandon thank you so much for the five subs and turtle wearing jeans thank you for the solve as well all right folks we're sending a raid over thank you again and uh that's about it bye bye bye bye bye for now you didn't go on the raid did you that's okay that's all right that's okay just you know not going along with the flow you're the person who kept lighting me on fire and teleporting me that's you thanks for watching guys bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

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Published: Fri Jan 08 2021