I Forced Him To Upgrade Too Many Times

today i'm going to send this penguin into space but i also need to bring a massive weight with them luckily for you and me i'm incredibly good at getting large objects into places they don't belong so the best way obviously to get that into the sky is probably to use a 35 glider we have a coil we have a stage we're probably not going to use right now do we want a brick so let's maybe try some very cheap 10 auxiliary rockets and that's really all we can afford because as it turns out it's very heavy to try and get this thing off the ground like we go absolutely nowhere ten dollars that's all we got for that was ten whole dollars so let's just upgrade the coil until we get more money so this time we'll go very slightly higher get a little more hang time for hopefully more than ten dollars and we'll even do a little trick eleven dollars but to be fair i've been forgetting to use my booster so we're gonna try that this time there it is we'll get more hang time but we can't even lift the weight off the ground but that did make a big difference that was 29 so let's upgrade the coil twice more so this will hopefully get us ever so slightly higher well we can't see the ground anymore so we got an altitude of what was that 10 feet another 21 dollars we're going straight to the top so i'm basically gonna do this repeatedly until i have enough money for something new that's gonna carry us a little bit higher a few quick runs later we have 173 dollars to spend on something like an ejector seat is that a bad idea i feel like we're still gonna just work against the weights but then we're gonna upgrade the coil once too and then i really don't know what's gonna happen okay we just eject but because we're tied to a large weight we probably just choke ourselves really hard that was with 85 dollars by itself though so i'm just happy we're making more money now we can also buy some new do-it-yourself rockets pretty sure nothing could possibly go wrong with this actually we're starting to get that thing up into the sky we can overpower it slightly uh we are tilting to the side but that's fine we definitely set a new record for uh altitude and stuff that we didn't go very far 137 dollars though a few of those and we've saved up a thousand dollars i don't think the ejector seat is quite what we're looking for on this one so i think we're gonna upgrade to what's called the thunderbird one then since i have a couple hundred dollars left over let's maybe try a tilt cannon why not and we're gonna stick to our big boy weight because i'm very determined to get this in display okay i'm supposed to be whoopsie uh yeah okay sure well you know what we're making progress that's all that really matters not sure if we set any new records there but we're on the right track okay i don't like this just because it's so hard to get appointed straight that uh that's just extra stressful and that takes a long time to orient i'd rather play in fast forward mode to get some quick money so as soon as we get like a thousand dollars we're definitely going to stop doing this because there's no way i could launch that and fast forward there's another one thousand dollars to spend on something that's not a tilt cannon basically i'm thinking the powder cannon for now is simply because it has 1200 power plus upgrade so let's try that then i think we're gonna try some extra auxiliary rockets just because they're an easy cheap upgrade for now for this one we're gonna add another do-it-yourself rocket and then another do-it-yourself rocket because it's ugly dangerous unreliable but it's cheap and made with love it's really just the love that i'm after and i guess since i have a little bit of money we'll upgrade one of those once uh so okay i'm about to do this one yeah you just don't want too much but you just kind of gotta balance it out and not bad not great but not terrible so up into the sky we go we're definitely getting a new height already we're not going anywhere quickly but we're getting up there and we're running out of fuel basically as we touch back on the ground hey look at that we did a spacex but 726 dollars for a single run so that means i'm going to trade one of my auxiliary rockets out for multi-rockets because i assume these are going to be better because they're more expensive it's okay though i'll do a lot better this way if i overthink it or think it all bad things happen because while i think really hard i think really stupidly so my new rockets seem to be enough to overcome gravity with the weight so far at least so we're gonna keep working the way up like this we reach ten thousand feet for the first time with our weight that's quite an achievement our other rockets our do-it-yourself rockets aren't enough to make a difference anyway so we either need to upgrade them or put different ones on so let's get rid of the weakest one and see what else i do like to sonic burst a lot i don't know if it's going to be enough to overcome what we're working with though well there's only one way to find out we'll use not one but two of them then we'll see if these sonic bursts are kind of working for us or not so that'll take us up there sonic burst is gonna happen i think when these guys run out of fuel i don't remember when they happen we're making pretty good progress upwards so far though it's just a matter of those bursts if they can carry us or not and got one two i don't know if we set a new record or not it's kind of hard to tell okay we got new altitude and new max speed so that's progress we made less money slightly okay we see it at five thousand dollars let's see what kind of launcher we can get for that that gives us 1900 power basically the more power the better um the nuclear reactor might be the way to do this one the orbital cannon is stronger i can't remember why i don't like it though there's a reason that i don't i just remember i don't nuclear reactor then i guess we'll just also upgrade thunderbird we've also got the auxiliary rockets beyond max level now so we'll see if those help at all but so far reached 10 000 feet i don't think we've hit 25 yet 200 is still gonna take a little while so i'm pretty sure these ones yeah we just let it go and it works by itself then we can use our rockets whenever we want so this is definitely new record for like how long we've been up here for i don't know if we had a new record for altitude or speed but probably so we didn't actually beat air time or speed we did get a payload bonus which great but altitude is important i think you're gonna need something that doesn't rely on top speed because we're not really gonna get going that quickly we need something like a rocket that can kind of carry weight i don't entirely know what that's going to be yet but it might end up being big bird that costs 2300 at its base because it has 2000 rocket fuel on it and i think rocket fuel is probably going to carry us to space so let's put my new theory to the test and buy big bird the most expensive body we currently have available to buy large beryllium induction reactor drive i just realized how heavy that is 250 pounds so our total weight is gonna be like absurd i'm not even sure what this looks like okay we hardly even move oh that rocket is nice though that's exactly kind of what we needed just to carry us upwards um this by itself might actually work very well depending on kind of what we can do and upgrade it because it doesn't really need anything it just kind of propels itself into the air it's not quick but it's easy and we reached 25 000 feet i got the achievement for that 2 500 i don't think it gets any attachments though so maybe the nuclear reactor isn't the way to go maybe the launch pad is better whoops extra stage is fuel but no powered launch so that's perfect it fits together with big bird we'll upgrade big bird a little bit hopefully eventually that unlocks some other stuff so that's not a great start but i mean the other thing didn't really launch us anywhere anyway because we're so heavy we need to rely solely on rocket power as this stares into your eyes i'll be completely honest with you i mostly dislike it because i can use it in fast forward fairly easily and it really just does its own thing so we had a lot of new records there six thousand dollars we got twenty five hundred dollars just because we're carrying a piece of lead into space elon take notes this is how you do it upgraded the big bird one more time so we should go just a touch further so if we upgrade this we get a slight fuel multiplier i think that's going to be worth it obviously because fuel is basically what's getting us to space at least i think it is i'm not entirely sure but this should be a new record then uh it's nothing exciting because it is launching into space again but i can do it and fast forward so we're hitting almost a hundred thousand feet now that was 98 000 feet and we killed something new record but we're still halfway to where we need to go so i'm still not entirely sure how we're gonna get ourselves there we'll give both of those an upgrade that should mean a hundred thousand okay we blew through a hundred thousand we went all the way up to we're still going almost 140 000. i think i just basically guessed my way into what's really working sixteen thousand dollars would really like to add some attachments to this but every time we upgrade this we get more rocket power and more rocket fuel and more top speed so i'm not going to complain plus this whole time we're just accumulating wealth so if we want to make changes we got lots of money to do that with so there's a hundred thousand feet and we only use like 60 of our fuel till that point so we should be able to go quite a bit higher there's 150 000 we took out a 747 i think we hit a meteor 177 000 feet i thought this is going to be a massive struggle to get anywhere close to this yeah we'll just upgrade that a few more times oh we got wings now it's kind of a shame because it's still not like an addition i can't add any rockets or boosters or thrusters but i guess we got the big one down below and that's all that really matters there's 000 feet there's 200 000 so we managed to carry this thing 250 000 feet by being just really lazy frankly and we're getting almost 300 000 now i can't remember the point where we go into orbit but since we're breaking records we're getting forty five thousand dollars per run now so let's get big bird hopefully up to max level one more run but also get a better launch pad off we go again we haven't used up half our fuel yet and there's about 250 000 so we're in pace for about 500 000 or a little better but earth i'm just saying if you ever need someone to clean up the crap that's fooling around out there just hire me i'll send one of these things into space we'll knock everything out of the sky there is 513 000 feet so let's see big bird level 10. that's max level added wings gave much needed control so let's go beyond max level uh that many times then we're going to increase the launch pad wait do we have these on here right now do you have a booster i think we actually have this i wasn't really paying attention to that so we could potentially be adding something better well we'll mess with that when we actually have some money i'm not entirely sure if i actually have those on this thing or not actually looking in the lower left we certainly do i don't know if i just got this back because of my upgrades or not we get an extra booster on this thing not that we need it it's headed straight for space and i don't think i can stop it if i wanted to so there's we're not over like a quarter of the way through our fuel so far we could actually hit the big million with this pretty easily especially with some proper boosters that's about half our fuel at about four hundred thousand one pace or about eight hundred thousand coming up on almost eight hundred i get the achievement for i live here now probably because we spent so much time in uh space so max level launch pad but i've got 140 000 to spend on boosters so you better bet we're gonna go for something excite what is a rocket boost well they call it a rocket boost it's not as expensive as the f1 bell nozzle but look at all that fuel that's what gets us to space so let's go ahead and buy one of these max level it um then i guess we're just gonna keep going because well i don't really have an answer as to why but i shouldn't have to we're sending this thing to space uh we're about a quarter of the way through our fuel maybe now 220 000 feet so we're maybe not gonna hit a million this time but we're still gonna do pretty good and if i use my booster that helps but our speed is you know more than enough pretty sure i just hit a ufo uh the rocket's down to about a quarter fuel little less so that's not great but i still have my extra rocket booster thing and it's quite a good one so maybe now hopefully it's strong enough to propel this thing by itself it's pretty heavy nope we're actually going backwards now so this thing doesn't actually help at all maybe at the beginning still only records all around in 150 000 i'm just not sure what we can do for a boost naturally i'm gonna pick the thing with the most power which seems to be multi-jumps gives you a very quick burst of speed i yeah that's fine we'll make that work let's get that simply to level 10 for now just in case it doesn't work right then i don't know what we're gonna do we'll probably just do big bird a few more times okay well there we go that should get us into space i just realized i also unlocked another boost slot so i don't know what i'm gonna do with that if anything maybe for now it is the boring fuel canister because extra fuel gets us that much further up and the further up we go obviously the more money we're gonna get we're starting to look a little bit ridiculous with all of our things so we're down to about half you will know but we just crossed the 700 000 mark so we're on pace for like 1.4 million or something so we're gonna be okay but there's a million and we're still going strong i'm actually taking it off fast forward just to point myself nice and straight up because if i'm tilted even just a little bit one way or another we lose a lot of efficiency and you know me i'm all about that efficiency and um yeah that's fine we're doing pretty good there's 1.4 million perfect well that's worth 330 thousand dollars and we broke some new records so the fuel canister just carries extra fuel for all of the stages and boosts so the more this we have this the more boosts other things from there we're just going to go ahead and further increase big bird as many times as you can and also the launch pad let's reduce gravity by 50 that basically makes this way half what a difference that made we took off like a bullet so that's the difference how carrying less weight is so this is going to be worth a fortune and keep in mind we have 150 tons of lead chained to our rear oh there's 650 000 for a day's work so that's not bad so the upgrades cost 60 000 each right now but we're maxed out but we did open another opening at this point i would be interested to try the bell nozzle it's the most expensive upgrade we have for this slot and we can go straight to level 10 with it uh then we're going to make the launch pad a little better just for more fuel all right well let's see how this goes now we're generating so much power now we've even got a cloud of dust following us 700 grand yeah do you want to try out the hero costume because if i'm reading that correctly it's actually going to work better but i might be misunderstanding things horribly whatever the case we got to get it all the way leveled up to uh super saiyan this then i'm going to upgrade that fuel canister more because i got about 2 million dollars to spend on something then we're going to finish off the multi-jumps we're hitting max upgrades on almost everything now yeah it definitely doesn't quite have the power we needed and um that's not a big surprise because look how small it is and it's very hard to control okay good experiment lesson learned so we're going back to the big penguin and we're going to go increase the thrust and reduce drag then it's straight to the moon my biggest challenge now is boredom it takes so long to do every one of these that i'm zoning out and you know i could go get a cup of coffee right now and come back and it'd still be fine so even doing several loop-de-loops along the way and hitting pretty much everything imaginable i think we're still going to break three million it just takes a really long time to get here we're gonna break three 3.3 million only barely 1.2 million dollars but since we do have all this money to spend let's buy the fastest of all the bodies this has a top speed of 30 currently and then if i upgrade it it's probably gonna get a better top speed that's going all the way up to 75 we're then also going to give it a massive boost starting with the orbital cannon that's going to give us some very good power to get us up into the sky i think from there the best way to do this is probably going to be to you sonic bursts though the sonic drive does have 255 power compared to the sonic burst which has 54. so let's try sonic burst we're also going to get rid of the fuel canister and hopefully find something that makes me quicker so i'm going to take some uh mini helpers they give me more power to take off and i need more power to take off then i think i'm gonna also add some fins because they're gonna give me bonus top speed so we're gonna get a bonus 30 top speed and we had i think a 30 base speed okay from there we're just going to upgrade our two sonic bursts hopefully all the way up to level 20. i'm gonna keep an eye on the pricey things to make sure we get away with both of these but i think we will because i still have 1.8 million dollars and then for my final edition i'm not going to buy that i want to try another one of the sonic drives all the way to max i want to take the weight back down i want to try this on weight one because i know like high speed bursts don't work well with weight but let's see what this does oh this is the one we got to use the keyboard oh that's right we got to keep it here to get that's why i didn't like this one because it's just a lot of waiting around but we got a good launch off we go hopefully we're gonna get some good speed out of this i don't really know what to expect yet we're basically a bullet wow we're already at seven eight hundred thousand yeah this is gonna work great there's a million we're basically a bullet with rockets attached to us we're just so quick that like we can't even see ourselves so the helpers are finally done but they helped us get up here very quickly so there's one burst there's two bursts at an angle and here comes the pulsy pulse it's just going to keep going but we get up to a million very quickly but after that we're kind of um pulsing our way along probably up to about 2 million not as good but very quick but that was whoops hit a meteorite don't care anymore that was definitely a speed record at the beginning i'm also a little bit curious now is if we replace the sonic drive with um the most expensive upgrade that might honestly make quite a difference this one would work but not if you hit anything because you got a circle slowly around so it's a little too slow um luckily i still need to hit 200 000 feet with both of these with some extra bp so i know a pretty easy way to do that this launch is going to be a little bit harder because look how fast that thing's moving think we got it so all we need to do is at 200 000 feet well we do it we're done actually we're not done we didn't hit 200 000 yet because of uh the added weight we're gonna get there but it's a lot harder than you might think oh maybe we won't get there upwards go there's 200 000 we can abort because i'm not gonna ride this one out now we do that same for number 15. we did it and since we completed this in 59 days but basically we did all four waits we get our new items i did that in reverse order i think for a booster pack i want rocket science there's a fragment of something a fragment of an omega item i didn't know those were a thing i think we're gonna have to explore what these omega things are but that's going to be next time because we already did everything we needed

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Published: Fri Oct 15 2021