Girly Habits That Men Really Like (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)

men offer did what girlie habits do you enjoy I prefer laying my hair down on my girl's chest rather than the other way around the way I see it she's the one with pillows on her chest my husband is the same way kissing my hommies good nights is now girlie all of a sudden cook one meal you aren't a chef drive a car and you aren't a racecar driver but I flick my homie once and I am gay suing does Opie want a quilt because too bad only manly stuff comes from these two hands like tea cozies and mittens when my brother-in-law was in Afghanistan his wife gave birth to their first son before the birth I made a baby quilt with under AMA material on one side and Emin battle uniform material on the other I even got an AMA tape with the baby's name I did all the sewing I called it multi layer fabric welding bubble baths I work in manual labor and I don't give a dang what someone says when you bust your ass all day long there's nothing better than sitting in a bubble bath with a beer in hand highly recommend even scented bubbles are awesome try some eucalyptus bath salts holy Frick they smell good being the small spoon being small spoon is better cause you won't get her hair in your face la Mayo I crochet which had been called girly but there's definitely guys who do it too my GF got me to join her for a pedicure once I wear steel toe boots a lot sit in a massage chair yes please soak my feet in a little jacuzzi tub sure why not foot massage after a late hour work day and steals dang right I'm in I would happily go again friend take your gf to her pedicure and join in there's no reason for it to be a one-off thing I've started to love scented candles over the last year they just freshen up the smell of your home so much and make nestling down into a good buckle the better notice that my female friends houses often smelled nice decided to replicate there are companies that sell manly scented candles and it's the funniest thing the cents include things like tobacco and whiskey I feel like they could expand too - royal and sweaty workout bench I enjoy it when my wife lets me borrow her fancy hair treatments and while there are now hair we enjoy having a lovely gossip like we are in a salon my boyfriend and I would do this he would sometimes trim my hair and pretend to be the gossipy hair stylist so much fun big burly intimidating man he was made it that much better knitting this mother can't knit a scarf so hard I can just sit down and knit that crap no idea how to knit anything but a scarf though make it wider and you've got yourself a blanket in the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on a nice back while doing my stomach crunches I bet you can do a thousand now I got a manicure done once and I felt like a god afterwards freakier my nails are all clean and buff bow before my shiny nails peasants pedicures are the crap you should try one if you enjoy manicure I am NOT good to my feet and someone's scrubbing them down and getting all the stuff out from under my nails and all the hard dead skin gone plus a good massage the Frick yeah dude plus I put polish on because I'm a fancy mother for some reason I like watching the more feminine comics and TV shows my so teases me as she reads heroes and fantasy and I'm just here hoping this couple can stop blushing and being giggly and just freaking kiss already yo dude saying my sister had picked on me for years cause I watch that crap skincare routines I haven't really been in a comprehensive one for a while but tbh our low-key love doing scrubs and fathom asks more guys really need to pick this up i exfoliate once a week use face wash every morning and night followed by moisturizer it keeps it clear sleeping with stuffed animals can never throw them out because they have feelings I big quite often cookies pies squares tarts always wear an apron so I don't get flour on my clothes allegedly that's kind of feminine that's not feminine that's delicious a solid moisturizing routine crap is bomb I find myself just rubbing my face because it's so goddamn smooth ten stroke ten would recommend don't forget your feet knees and elbows people neglect their elbows I enjoy sewing clothes I believe it's a masculine virtue to be able to make your own clothing but Society disagrees the clothes don't make the man the man makes the clothes short crying sessions watching touching videos on YouTube at home alone when I'm drunk usually abused animal recovery videos or at all children doing special things for their parents if doing the scan is girly then I'm the biggest chick on Earth wheel my name's Michael Scarn and I'm here to say I'm about to do the scan in a major way girly drinks are super good I don't want to have to shudder when I'm drinking something because off bad tasting alcohol and I'm not financially in a place to be buying $30 plus bottles and handles believe me I know how good straight old rum can be so instead give me your dirty Shirley's and dump half the grenadine in my mouth straight my grandma has a recipe for lavender ladies it's a bottle of Everclear sprite ginger ale grape juice and cut-up citrus it's her grandfather's recipe having my feet straight up in the air when lying on my stomach with both hands balled in a fist under your chin happily fantasizing about hunting and chopping wood I love grocery shopping I love to get the weekly circulars find the best deals get coupons etc plus I love shopping bags I will not shop in a store that doesn't make their own reusable branded shopping bag I have quite the collection too I do draw the line at clothing shopping I hate that but get me in a supermarket any day and game heck yes I love grocery shopping I've become a master at selecting perfect produce even the difficult stuff like avocados pineapples and cantaloupe and I'm excited that farmers markets open this weekend make up tutorials I'm a 40 year old straight male I don't know why I do it it's not that different than watching Bob Roth without painting my girlfriend is a kickers hard-working lawyer and since my job is way less stressful and I get off work an hour earlier than her I like to come home clean the place make dinner and gather the kiddos a cat and two bunnies to greet her when she gets home from work it makes me so happy that's not a girly habit but I wondered if it fell within the umbrella I listen to kasher every time I go to the gym to pump iron nothing better than seeing a 6 feet 8 inches 300 pounds Goliath deadlifting mouthing I'm a [ __ ] woman crying as emotional parts of movies egg when Alfred starts crying at end of Dark Knight Rises crying to movies makes them 10x more enjoyable I love a good cry movies are meant to be experienced I freaking love flowers how dare you appreciate nature you go dressing in pastels my girlfriend loves it and it's a massive boost to my confidence apparently its feminine to wear a pink pastel shirt khakis and drink a mijito with a bunch of your co-workers on game night not girly just super frat which we all secretly love doing anyway maybe this is cliche girly but I'm a clean freak I'm the guy that would wow a girl with my clean bathroom I even clean when I'm drinking but I suck at almost every other aspect of relationships so it'll probably never matter don't let those cleaning skills go to waste up your openness communication practice reflective listening and be completely honest always think about your common goals if you're arguing or discussing something hard you'll get there my dude getting a fancy drink from Starbucks sometimes a guy just wants a Java chip Frappuccino with extra whipped cream I love them they're delicious I fricking jam to some Lana Del Ray summertime sadness is my jam go I actually love shopping with the girl and helping her pick out clothes I enjoy a lot of basic self-care and hygiene habits that sadly a lot of men think are girly one of my favorites on a night when I have nothing to do is to take a bath with a moisturizing bath balm put on a face mask smoke a J and listen to some music feels so good and I go to bed all fresh and smooth watching teen dramas Vampire Diaries the originals legacies Secret Circle Gossip Girl The OC etc love em collecting stuffed toys I like romance stuff a lot literally have watched probably every romance anime that exists I get all excited when there's awkward and cute romantic moments and I enjoy the happiness obviously I don't tell anyone this to be honest it's one of my deepest darkest secrets baking I love sweets and my dear wife baking is just not her strong suit you've been visited by swining thick boy like and comments wing well thick boy and you'll be blessed with many thick woofers in your life if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video or don't either way have a great day you magnificent people

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Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Wed May 29 2019