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Oh gosh. Oh, we are so dead. We are super super dead! There's his eyeball. Yes, hello! Hello Mr. Whale. Hello everybody,
I am Kindly Keyin. I think it was
this level right here. So it looks like this one's
lit up right here. We got a statue
of Sloppy Joe, right there. So let's check it out. Okay, we have a giant
Frankenstein Sloppy Joe here. Is that what I'm looking at? Oh my gosh. Oh, and there's thunder
and lightning outside. That's fun, too. Okay. I guess we gotta
turn this guy on. I suppose. And he'll probably
squish us at some point, that's what I imagined
is going to happen. Let's try this out,
let's see what happens. What do we? Okay, we'll grab that. Yes. We'll attach that
to his brain, okay. We gotta get
to the other side now. I imagine we can just jump off
because what's the worst that could happen we die and then we win. So I guess we can jump
from the highest distance we want and we probably will be okay. Alright, let's go ahead,
and grab this guy here. Zap him. Come on. Go ahead. Alright, here we go. I don't know what's
going to happen now. Is it going to turn on? Is the giant Frankenstein
Joe going to turn on? What's going on here? Is there more buttons
we need to press? Oh wait. You know what, there's
rooms up at the top and it looks like there's
generators over here. You know what, we probably have
to go inside of those rooms. So let's try doing that. Lets get in here. Alright, go in there. Yes. Okay. There is more to see
than meets the eye. Let's climb up
these very long stairs. Wow. I'm continually impressed
by Joe's athletic abilities with this big old belly of his. Alright. It looks like we got more stuff
to interact with here. Let's go ahead and pull this lever,
see what happens. That didn't do anything. Oh! There's a statue over there,
let's go ahead and grab that. Get this guy over here. It looks like Joe's
boxing someone. Okay.
Nice job. Alright.
What is this? There's something
over here too. It looks like we got
a big red button. They always say don't press
big red buttons. That's exactly what
we're gonna do. Alright, looks like we
got this thing going. So that's probably
what's powering one side of the giant monster's brain. Alright.
We got another door here. So can we go in here? Okay. Yes, we can. Is this? Wait a second. This is probably leading
to the same area. So maybe actually that
was powering the entire setup. So this should get
him activate-- Oh, yep. There he is. He's walking around. That's great. Okay, so I think we just need
to walk in front of him and he needs to step on us. Step on me. Yes. Squish me, squish me. Yes! Alright, that is... What a weird dream! Oh my gosh! Alright, let's see what's next. Alright this is the next one that's lit up. That is some kind
of portal gun. It looks like. Alright, let's jump in there
and see what this level's all about. Yes. It is absolutely a portal gun. Okay. Let's go ahead
and grab this thing. Yes. Oh, that's great. Okay, we got
a little secret here. So let's grab that. And then, I don't know what
we're supposed to do. I mean, how do we... Okay, we got purple and yellow. Okay. Yeah.
That's how portal works. Maybe we do something like this,
like here we go like that. And we do this thing,
and then we launch ourselves. I don't know. Yeah. That was that was it. That was it. We were moving at such an extreme speed
that we launched ourselves into a wall and got splattered. Okay. Okay. Let's see what's next. Oh, is this Super Mario? Please, tell-- This looks
like a Super Mario block. Oh my gosh,
I'm gonna be so happy. Yes! This is amazing. This is so cool! Oh man, Joe's been playing
too many video games. I love it. Alright let's see what happens,
does anything happen when we knock this out? No? Nothing? Oh, oh. Oh! We can move this around. Okay, I saw a statue up there. So I'm going to see
if we can use this to get up there. Yep. Sure enough, there we go. Alright. I like Joe's rendition of the
Super Mario Brothers song in his head. This is how he imagines
the Super Mario Brothers' song sounds like. This is so cool. Okay. Alright. We need to grab this block
and it looks like we need to make like a bridge. The cool thing about these blocks
is that they float. That is unique to this level. So let's go ahead and
grab this block here. And then let's jump across. Yeah, okay. And then place
this guy right there. Now if we get like that. Yep, there's the secret. Okay, can we grab
this guy again? Oh, come on. Yes! No, no, no, oh man. Okay. Alright. We know what we need
to do here, though. I think we need to place it far enough
that we can grab it again. Once we get to the other side. So let's try... Or you know what actually, what we can do,
is we can place this block, jump to this one and then
grab this one again. Yeah? Come on. There we go, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Now, jump across. Okay, perfect. Now use that guy right there
and then climb up there and there you go! A dead piranha plant. Oh, it's so sad. It's super super dead. Okay, we might need this. I don't know, I can't reach it. So, you know what? I'm not going
to worry about it. It doesn't look
like we actually need it. It just looks like we need
to do some platforming here. Okay, let's jump across. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Jump! Okay. Whoo! This is a big one. Alright, Joe you can do it. Oh my gosh! Wow! That was an impressive jump. I didn't think we
were going to make that. Alright, we got a purple mushroom
which are typically bad in the Super Mario World,
but let's go ahead and pick it up. And, can we do
anything with it? No. It just looks like it's used
to actually put pressure on the spot. No?
We need both. We need this, and this. Oh! What?! Wait, wait, wait wait. Wait a second. Okay, this is very confusing when I
put these together something happens. What?! That's awesome! Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like this. So go ahead and put that there. And then, if I go over here,
can I throw this? There we go. Bam! Just like that. That is so weird. Okay, I'm digging
this level a lot. Okay, looks like we got to do
some platforming over there. And it also looks
like Luigi's hat is up there. So let's get up there. Come on, Joe you can do it. I believe in you. Alright, nicely done. And then jump over there. Yes, alright. We got Luigi's hat here. Yeah, let's just knock that down. Okay, grab this block. And I'm sure this
is going to come in handy. I'm not sure where
we're gonna use it, but I imagine we need to get it. Can we also, can we
pick up the green hat? No, you can't pick it up. You can kick it around
but you can't pick it up. Okay.
Now, let's see. It looks like, we need to-- Do we need to get over there? We need to put two
of these weird question mark blocks together? I'm very confused by this. Okay. This is an arrow pointing
down into this pipe. So you know what,
let's do the plumber thing, drop down into the pipe. Okay, not a lot that I
can do with this here. This is very confusing. Okay, can I get out of here? Please tell me I can get out. Okay, it looks like I can. Yep. Just get out right there. There is a purple mushroom
so we can make this block bigger again, but I don't know what good that's gonna do
if we can't get over there. Maybe if we make it bigger,
we can get on top of that platform. Let's let's check out what's over here
first, just kind of do some exploration. Looks like there's another
purple mushroom over here. And there's this. Oh my gosh that- that was the pipe
that we saw that's the other side of the pipe that we saw underground so it doesn't look like we
can mess around with that too much. Okay, so let's go over here then,
and maybe we'll try this out. Let's take this block
and let's move it down here. And let's see
if we can get up this. What? No. It disappeared. Are you serious? No, where did my
block go though? You don't understand. I need that block. I think I've made a terrible mistake,
that block disappeared. And I don't know
how to get it back. Oh, that's how we die. So it looks like we have
to go through that pipe and then get launched up
into that spike platform and we die a terrible death. And it looks like that's
how Mario died too because his hat's stuck up there. So, at least we know how
we're suppose to die. We just don't know how
we're supposed to get there. You know what,
I totally overthought this. I just need to open this and then
grab that block in there, but I lost the block. The block is gone. I don't know how
to get it back. Let's see if we can try and grab it
because it's got to be inside of here. Right? I don't think I'm grabbing
onto anything. Okay. Alright. Well, looks like I'm gonna have
to restart this level. That's alright,
I really like this level. So let's do it again. Okay, I've managed to make it back
to the area that we were in. It wasn't too hard. We just need to get back up
and get that block because we made that one disappear last time
which was super weird and super disappointing. But that's okay. We can get back
there pretty easily. Let's go ahead
and get up there. Alright, grab that thing and of course
knockdown Luigi's hat just because we can. Alright. Now, we have a better idea
of what we're supposed to do. I was really really
overthinking this. So I need to take
this block over here. And then I need to use
the purple mushroom right here to get this platform opened up. So I just need to do this
and then hit that with that. And then I should
be good to go. And then I can just
grab this guy here... And, okay, yes. There's a platform that
gets us out of here. I was gonna say, are we
just stuck in here forever? No, we're good. We're good. We'll ride this platform up there. And now we have two of these and I think with these two
we should be able to get that third one that is way over here. Now be careful though
because apparently if we place a block too close
to this one, it just eats it. So let's not let
that happen again. Let's go like this maybe like,
put it like, right there. And then, we'll grab the other one
and we'll kind of make sort of like a staircase with these blocks. Alright, we got the block. Let's head back over
and let's try to get that third block. I think that we can do it just like this,
if we just place it properly. We just like, put it like that. Like, hopefully
that's high enough. So okay, come on. No, nope. Climb up there. Yeah. And then climb over there, and then grab this one. Come on, come on, Joe. Joe. Come on. Nope, Joe. You gotta work with me here. Okay, there we go. And then put it like that
and then jump to this one. And there we go, we did it. Alright. Grab that guy. Okay so now we have
all three blocks. So we probably have to take
these down into the cavern. So let's go ahead and
jump down the pipe here. No.
Can I? I can't. I just need to place them
and then take them down with me. Is that what I have to do? These ones are weird
because they float so you can only get them down
by carrying them with you. Okay. Okay yeah. So it looks like we're going
to need all three blocks in this area to get up to that pipe. And then that
should get us killed. So let's grab these blocks
and escort them back to where they belong. Now, I hope I can grab this one. Yes, I can. Okay cool. This is a great level. I love this. Now, can I just go
down this area? Where do I pop it out? I pop out right here, right? Yeah. I can just go down here. Yeah, that's
actually way easier. Okay. Let's do that
with the last block. Alright, we got the last block. Let's take this guy downstairs,
and then we should be good to go. Now we just need
to kind of set it up. Now, can we get back up here? Yes, we can. Okay. So I just want to make sure
that I have all the blocks and they're all accessible. Just go ahead and grab this guy
and put him down here. Okay. Now we need to go up
and grab the other one and then we should
have all of them. Although this one might be
a little bit too high to grab from the ground. So I'm just going to be careful
and take it down. And then let's go grab
this last one right over here. Come on, Joe you can do it. Alright, there it is. Drop on down, and now,
let's build ourselves a little staircase to our pipe of doom. So I think we're just
going something like that. That's that's not good. Go like that, yeah. Actually, can I just
do this with these two? I totally just did it with two. I didn't even need
the third one. Alright! Let's do this! That's so great. The same fate as Mario. Oh man, that's too good. That was an awesome level I always
appreciate a good old kick back to Mario. Alright, let's check this out. This looks like a lighthouse. What is this? Level 8? Okay. Wow, we're making
decent progress. I wonder how many
actual levels there are. Can we count them all? 11, 12, 13, 14, 15? Oh my gosh 18. Let's see, 22, 23, 24! It looks like there's
24 levels total. Oh my goodness. Alright, well, we got plenty
of content to make our way through here. Alright, let's jump
to the lighthouse next. Okay, we are definitely
on a lighthouse of some sort. Yes. Okay. Oh, there's a statue
very easy to find. Okay. Let's see, can we push this? Yes, we can. Okay so we can change the direction
of the lighthouse. I wonder if we're trying to direct a ship
or something to crash into us because typically lighthouses are used
for ships to avoid hitting things that they shouldn't hit. So, I don't know. I don't actually know. Also, is that a giant whale? That is a giant
whale out there. That is insane. Okay, that's pretty cool. What is this? Moby Duck. Alright, we were
reading a book. Oh, oh. I have a light bulb now. I can take said lightbulb. Yes? Can I use this to power
the lighthouse? Oh my gosh, this is awesome. Yes, put it right there. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Alright fantastic. Okay. So should we point this
at the the whale, maybe? So let's let's point it at the whale
and see if anything happens. Okay, the whale's leaving, he doesn't like
that the lighthouse was pointed at him. What's he doing? Are you? What are you doing, whale? Whale? Where did he go? Is he over here? Oh, he went
under the lighthouse. Okay. He didn't like that. Let's do this again. Let's point the light
at him once again, see if anything happens. Is he gonna go somewhere else? Is he going to get mad at us
and take out the lighthouse? That's what I would do
if I was a giant whale. No? You're just gonna go back
to where you were? Wait. Where'd he go? Oh my gosh. I don't think he likes that. I don't think he likes the fact
that we're shining a very bright light in his eyeball. Okay, so let's continue to do so
put that right in your eye. Yes, you love it. Oh boy. Okay, what's gonna happen? Oh my gosh, this is so cool. Oh man. Where did you go whale boy? What's he doing? It looks like he's going
like way way down. Where wait. Where did-- Is he--
Did he go over here? Oh no! No, no, no! Oh my gosh, we just got totally
taken down by a whale. Okay, wait. That didn't kill us, though. That did kill the lighthouse. So, did it break the glass? Can I jump out now? No? I can't jump out now. Ohhh oh no. Oh, no, he's not done. Oh gosh. Oh, we are so dead. We are super super dead. There's his eyeball. Yes, hello. Hello, Mr. Whale. Oh, you know what? I'm gonna throw this
in your eye. Yeah, take that. You don't like that do you? No, that didn't work. Maybe do something like this,
get this pointed at him again? Yeah, no? He totally killed it. Try to fix it. Oh, you know what? The lamp. Let's just use
the little lamp like this. Get that guy plugged back in. There we go, put it
right in his eye. He does not like having
light shined in his eye. And I can't really blame him. Okay, I think that's it. I think that's the straw
that broke the camel's back or the whale's back. However, you want to put it. He's probably
gonna kill us now. Where did he go? Where did where did he go? Giant whale, bud-- Oh no! Oh gosh, here it is! Oh, oh, oh we're gonna
get eaten by whale. Yep.
We're dead. We're super dead. That was awesome! Oh my gosh, this game
is so stinking cool. Alright, let's move
along to level 9. I think it is. This looks like some kind
of like almost like a Lego set. Okay, let's jump in there. Okay! It's just a really
really tall building. Actually. This looks a heck of a lot
like Hello Neighbor's house. Doesn't it? Just like tons of rooms stacked
on top of each other to an absurd height. It looks like we actually have to get
to the very top and jump off of that platform way way up there. Alright, let's give
this a shot. Look, we even got x.
X marks the spot, that's where we're gonna die. Alright, let's do this. Probably a lot of platforming
if I had to hazard a guess. So let's go for it. Let's see. Can we open this? No, it's not going to open. Alright we got some,
we got some blocks here so we can use these probably,
to get on over here. Let's go ahead and do that. Alright, that works. Jump up here, jump like that. Perfect. Alright. Plenty of platforming
to go around for Joe. Alright, I'm not sure. Probably have to go
in this direction. Oh, oh, careful there. Okay. Hmm. That's actually not high enough,
for us to jump to the next platform, I don't think. I mean, I can try. Is it? Oh, wow. Okay, I, don't doubt Joe
he can handle it. Alright, we gotta head up here. Anything that
we need to worry about? No, it doesn't look like it. Alright, we got
some water showing up here. Okay. What is this? Does this do anything special? No, it's just a purple block. Okay, I probably need this. So I'm going to
take it with me. I'm gonna jump across these
platforms with this in hand. Alright, nice. Okay yeah. It looks like we need it
right here to get up there. Yes. Okay. Perfect. Thought that one through. Alright, let's move
along get to the next set of jump puzzles here. Hmm. I don't know actually,
can we move these? Yes, we can. Okay. So where do we need to get to?
We need to get let's see we can climb up this and we can get over here and we can can we move it
while we're next to it? No, we can't. Okay. So we need to get over like that,
and then we probably need to put one like right here,
and then probably one right there. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. So let's grab this one. Go ahead and push it. Push it right over here. That should probably
do the trick. I think. Hopefully that jump isn't
too much for Joe to handle but as we've seen he
can jump pretty impressive. Okay!
I think that's pretty good. Let's go for it. You know what, actually
do we need this here? I don't know. I don't know if we could make that jump
without that there maybe that's designed, so that you take this one over there and you have two
of them right there. I don't actually know. Let's try it without it there
and see if we can make it. Go! Yeah, you got this Joe. No problem. I'm telling you,
those jumps, very very impressive. Alright, we made it. Okay. What's next? Bring it on, I ain't scared. We got some like really
weird ambient noise going on. Sounds like someone's
vacuuming or something. I don't know. Alright, let's
get through here. And then maybe we jump up here. Okay, looks like there's some kind
of like railing up here. Okay. Yeah. That was the way to go. Okay. Oh looks like there's
a little medieval vent here. So we're going to crawl through this. Alright. I think we're getting
closer to the top. Sounds like the wind is getting
a little bit stronger up here. So, maybe we're getting
a little bit closer to our end. This is a very long vent. What do you suppose this was actually used
for, medieval air conditioning? I doubt it. Maybe, I don't know. Alright, which way I
was supposed to go. Maybe this way? Yeah, this looks right. Okay, what is over here? Let's just continue
in this direction. Okay, another jump puzzle. It looks like, alright. Let's try to get through this.
Looks like we just need to get up all these pillars. Be careful. Get to this very top one. And then what? Do we just jump across? Yeah, that was really easy. Okay. Alright. I hear the wind again. It's getting real loud. I think this might be it. I think this might be
the final staircase to the top of the castle. Yes. Yes!
There it is! Alright! It's like it's snowing
up here holy moly. Was that? Oh, no, that's just a bird. Thought that was
like a dragon or something. Alright, let's do this! X marks the spot. Remember? Alright, here we go! Right into the X. Okay. I totally missed it. But that's okay. We did it. Alright. That was awesome. Let's move on
to the next level. It's just a keyboard. What? I don't understand. Okay. Let's see what
this is all about. Okay, we're in an office, a nice
safe environment for everybody how do we die in an office
full of donuts by the way. Oh yeah, that's delicious. Oh! We just got an achievement
for eating a donut. How about eating
all the donuts? Can I just eat
the whole doughnut box? Yes, I can. That is the Sloppy Joe way,
eat an entire box of donuts in a matter of seconds
or literally in a second. Very impressive. Not only can he jump long distances,
but he can eat like an absolute champion and there's a nice little
statue of him sleeping. Let's go ahead and grab that. Okay. So, how are we going to get
ourselves killed in this office? It looks like there's
a computer over here. Can we use it? What happens? We can-- Oh, oh dear. Oh dear. Okay. Yes, we can catch
this machine on fire. Wow! That is impressive
as somebody who works in the IT world, that is extremely impressive
to be able to light a computer on fire with a few clicks of a button. Holy moly, Joe is a man
of many skills. I cannot believe it. Alright. That I imagine is something
That is going to get us killed, but we probably need to figure out
how to turn off the water system here. So that it doesn't
put out the fire. We need to burn out. So, how do we do that? I don't know. There's a locked door over here
and we can't actually get through it. So, maybe there's
a key somewhere. Can we get through this door? Nope, that door is
locked as well. So maybe there is a key
laying around somewhere. Let's do some searching. Let's eat some donuts
while we're at it, why not? How about the copy machine? Can we do anything with
the copy machine? Oh, oh I can take it with me. Okay. Oh, wait a second. There's an open window. Why is the window open? I can't get through it. Okay, that's not gonna do
me much good here. What about this guy? Can I interact with this thing? Nope. Can't interact with that. Okay. There's another donut
for us to eat. Yeah. Okay.
What about this thing? Can we do anything with this? We can move it. Is there anything over here? No. There's nothing over here. Oh, wait a second. What is this? There's like a little mouse hole. Hmm. Not sure if there's
anything that we can do with that though. Maybe we can lure the mouse
out if we use a doughnut. But I ate all the doughnuts and I don't know what I would do
with the little mouse. Yeah, I ate all the doughnuts. So that's probably not what
you're supposed to do. I don't know. Let's see, maybe
if I push this thing over here Is this going to do anything? Can I jump out? No. Can't jump out. Okay. No, can't mess around
with the window at all. Is there anything like on top
of these shelves, maybe? It doesn't look like it. Can interact with the heaters. No, can't interact
with the heaters. When I press this, it does light the computer on fire. But as soon as we do
that it fills the room with water. So how do we stop the water
from coming out? I don't know. That's that's the key. We can always hang out
at the water cooler and just you know, talk office gossip and and whatnot. That's that's what people do right? It's not something that I do. Actually. I do have a water cooler in my office, but I don't hang out in front of it
and honestly, nobody really hangs out in front of it. You know, actually,
more people hang out in front of the coffee maker. That's true. That's where the office
gossip happens. Where's the coffee maker? I want to hear the dirt
about Jenni and Martin. What's going on? Oh, I can take
the computer with me. Now if I take the computer
like say, over here, and I press the keyboard. Will it light on fire? This is wireless
technology at its best. Let's see. Yes, it totally does. Okay. Okay so we can move the computer
around but where are we going to move the computer to? What good is that gonna do us? I'm very very confused about this. Maybe if we put a box
on top of the computer. It'll make the fire even more raging
and something catastrophic will happen. Yes. No, maybe? I don't know.
That didn't work at all. Maybe if we put it in front
of the mouse hole here. That's the secret, right? Yeah let's get that a shot. Mice hate fire. So he's gonna come running out. Nope, that didn't work either. Not even close. Wait! There's an area of the office that
doesn't have water sprinklers. Maybe that's the secret,
put it over here next to this area and light it on fire. Let's try that. Let's get that shot. See if the, see if it puts out the fire. Does it put it out? No it doesn't! Okay okay! Now we're onto something so, we're not actually trying
to burn ourselves down. It seems we're actually
trying to drown ourselves in an office building. Yeah. So actually what we need to do
is probably close this window. So I wonder if we use
The copier machine to do that. Let's try that. No, that's not,
it's not working. Now. We probably need to plug
this hole did that work? No, that didn't work. We need to plug this
hole right like that. Okay. Okay, so it's starting
to fill up a little bit more but now it's spilling
out of the window. So, I wonder if we if we put
the copy machine in front of it. Is that enough to block it? I don't think it is. Let's try it. Just put it like that. No, that's not working. Maybe actually I'm supposed to put this
in front of the window and that in front of that hole, I don't know. Is there anything else
that we can move around? Doesn't look like it. We have this cardboard box, which actually
might work better to plug up this hole and it'll free up the vending machine. So let's actually try that. That thing lined up
right like that. No, I don't think
this is gonna work. Yeah, cardboard boxes aren't very good
for plugging up water. No, that's not going to work. Okay, never mind. That was a terrible idea. Why don't we swap the fax machine
and the the the big tall vending machine? And we'll see if that does the trick. So I'm going to put this over here
come with me if you want to live. Okay, put that guy right there
and this guy needs to go over here. Now, I kind of want to try and rotate this. I don't know how. Can we? It doesn't like we can. That didn't work either. I'm very confused. Can I turn these on for
additional water flooding ability? Yeah. That's a great idea. Let's see. Is there anything else
that we can grab here? We can't actually take
the water coolers, can we just-- Oh my gosh. All I had to do was click it. All I had to do is click
the stupid window to close it. Alright. Well, at least we
figured it out. It was really hard to tell
that the window was like highlighted because it was so bright right there. So normally when you
highlight something it puts like a little, you know,
glowing effect around the outside. It was really hard to tell that
that effect was on the window. So that's going to be my excuse
for not noticing it sooner but at least we
figured it out eventually and we got through
the level just fine. So let's see what's
next on the docket. It looks like it's a giant egg? Okay. All right. Let's let's check this out. Giant egg, a giant egg
that it was a dinosaur egg. That was a dinosaur egg. That is a T-Rex. We're going to get
eaten by T-Rex. This game is amazing. Okay, how are we going
to get eaten by a T-Rex? That's a great great question. Let's try and figure it out. There's the there's
the dinosaur egg. I wonder if that's that's
Mama T-Rex's egg there. She wants it back. Okay. Let's give it a heat test here. See what happens. That didn't seem
to do anything. Okay, we got a giant
microwave over here. Maybe we can make a giant omelet
with that giant egg. We can pick up this chair. I'm not sure what good
that's gonna do us we can't open the doors on the side. We can turn on the burner. Okay, that seems like a good way
to get yourself killed. We'll just let that run. Oh gosh. Oh, no, it was catching on fire,
but it didn't really do anything. Oh! There's a statue. Let's grab that. Hmm. Can we can we interact
with the egg at all? No, we can't interact
with the egg. Okay, we can't close that. And that gets super hot. Okay, so. Okay great. I don't know what we're going
to cook besides the egg. Let's try this heat test again
because that's like the only button that we can touch. What is that doing? Oh, wait a second. Is that is that
causing those to go? Am I looking
at the wrong thing? Okay. Yeah, we got lasers here. That's pretty sweet. Let's let's try
heating up a chair. Why not? Yeah. Sure. Give that a shot. Cook that thing,
cook a chair, catch it on fire. That didn't do anything. Okay terrible idea. Maybe we can break this open. Oh my gosh! Okay. Yep. Yep. Okay. It looks like Mama T-Rex
is definitely following the egg if I put it down over here. Yeah. She's not following us. She's following the egg and she wants it back. Okay, so we're going to make
a real mad by torturing the egg. Is that what's happening? What a terrible thing to do? Okay. I'm going to stick it
in the microwave. Yeah. It seems like a good way
to make a T-Rex angry. Go ahead and close that up. Alright, there you go. Cooking your egg. How you feel about that? Don't like it? Okay, that didn't do anything. Let's let's throw it
on the stove here. Light that thing up. Yeah, let's do some of that. That's gonna be a real hot egg there. Cooking that bad boy. Actually I wonder if we're like just speeding up the incubation process and just making it so that this thing hatches sooner. Maybe that's what we're doing. Alright let's give it a little
heat test right there. Yeah. Yeah, cook it up. Alright. Did absolutely nothing. I don't understand! What are we supposed to do here? I throw it? That didn't do anything either. This seems to be
telling us something. This is definitely
a Tyrannosaurus Rex egg. And it looks like we got some kind
of like puzzle action here like a flowchart almost. So if we go start
and we say egg. Yes, we have the egg
and we go laser. Yes. And then END(DIE). I don't understand. So we just laser it? Is that all we have to do? People killed-- A lot of people have died in this park! Can't help but notice that.
Let's see. Extremely ferocious mom. Yep. Yep. That's Mama T-Rex out there. Okay, so I don't know! I don't understand this. I mean it does say
that we have an egg and we have a laser and if we do both
of those things we die. Which is which is fantastic. That's exactly what we want to do
or does the egg die? I don't know. Please do not annoy the T-Rex. How do we annoy the T-Rex? Do we just throw
this thing around? Does that anger, Mrs. T-Rex? No, I don't think so. She's just she's
just following it. I don't know. Let's zap it with the laser
a few more times. See what happens. Give it another heat test.
Keep doing that. Just keep on cooking it. Yeah? You don't like that do you mama? I don't get it. Okay, we'll go laser and then we'll
stick it in the microwave. Try this again. Going to cook that guy up. All right! Give it a nice little nuke in the microwave. All right, nice and toasty. Okay and we'll stick that
thing on the stove again. Give that another shot. And and it seems to
be doing what it does. Can I pick it up while it's hot? I can! Oh! Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. Maybe I'm supposed to be cooking it more
and more as it gets redder and redder? Yeah? Okay, stick it in the microwave. Give that another shot. I can't actually take it
out of the microwave once it's in the microwave. So, oh gosh, it's gettin It's Gettin real red. Okay, maybe I'm just supposed
to keep repeating these processes until Oh! Oh no. Oh mama T-Rex. I just turned your egg
into an omelet. Oh gosh. Hmm. Now we take this omelet
right over to mama and we eat it right
in front of her. Oh my gosh! What a demented thing to do,
but a perfect way. To make a T-Rex very angry
at you and eat you.
