Beating the Most DESTRUCTIVE GAMES On The Internet!

it turns out destroying stuff in video games is super fun so let's do that [Music] hello everybody I'm Conley Kian and as you guys probably already know destructive games are fun but which games are gonna give you the most bang for your buck when you're looking to destroy let's find out together and watch lots of stuff blow up should be good welcome to crash Masters it's pretty clear what this game is all about it's about smashing stuff there's giant hammers oh gosh my car it's still going though you know what they don't make them like they used to um this car has got some hoot Spa one might say what do I mean by hoot spot I mean like it just doesn't want to die it's just gonna go forever took out a bunch of Crash Test Dummies after getting turned into a crushed soda can that's impressive now we are going to unlock new cars which is very cool to get there of course we have to survive in our I don't know what this red Supra Toyota Supra gotta drift around the corners Initial D style we can also upgrade um I guess durability although kind of like half the fun is watching the cars get obliterated maybe it just means that our car won't last a little oh this is the worst car wash I've ever been through oh no oh I think we are um yeah wasted as the game would say all right let's try that again uh probably should time this a little bit better go go why that was not good timing this is no no no no no oh I survived who needs four wheels we're totally fine with three oh my goodness I need to get one of those Dent removers like for the whole thing well I hate this what in the world is just like a giant squisher okay okay okay okay you just gotta time it go yeah perfect timing okay yep yep no just let me through please please this Mario level is awful okay it just I didn't hit the glass I I kind of wanted to hit the the panels of glass that were swinging but you know at the same time uh look at all this money I'm racking up by squishing Crash Test Dummies we're nearly at whatever this is some kind of SUV a Bronco we'll say it's a Bronco it's not a Jeep okay I got a I gotta time this last time I did not time this correctly there you go look at that Initial D no no I just I just went for it that was actually the best run we've had so far that's incredible and we've unlocked a new vehicle tap to spin what does this mean okay yeah give me the the Jeep no I don't want to re-spin I want to be a Jeep Bronco I don't know what it is let's increase the speed of this bad boy oh no uh not the squishers go go go go go go go go go go go don't go I probably should have let go of the gas but I'm just the type who never lets go of the gas once you press the the Go Button in a video game you never let go I've played Mario Kart oh my gosh that is a semi truck I really really want to try that out why am I spinning what what am I spinning for oh I have to round to see what car I'm taking oh interesting okay I'm okay with that um let's add to our durability on our little red Supra something tells me that I should probably try to get over this thing while it's on the ground but something tells me that's not gonna happen this I'm getting launched go oh I dodged the Hammers oh no dude Fast and the Furious um that was a terrible terrible ending to that level I don't know how those Crash Test Dummies suddenly became walls of iron crashing into him immediately stopped I love that the crash test dummies who are left though are just like having the best day of their life they're like we survived we did it we did it t we didn't get crashed tested or dummied tap to spin okay we got the big boy I hate this okay just gotta time it right I kind of want to see this guy get crunched it hurts oh it hurts so bad oh okay well you know you win some you lose some uh I would suggest that that was not a win but we did beat the level and we're unlocking slowly but surely the semi truck which is gonna be awesome that's a lot of squishers there's no way I'm gonna get through this right I can't believe I survived that that was kind of incredible but come on man turn I can't control the Turning of this car it turns on its own I just gotta Let It Go all I control is how fast he goes and I don't even really control that because like I said once I press down on the gas I'm not letting go 80 unlocked One More Level and we're gonna drive a semi truck through giant squishy hammers yes that is a sentence that I actually just said um let's increase the durability and um let's try not to get smashed great start very strong start I'm gonna go into the ocean let's try that again okay just I my timing is so bad oh my gosh oh man come on dude you can do this there you go there you go no not the not the Super Mario 64 Spinners of Doom the glass panels I wanted to crash into the glass panels it never lets me I'm too good at that section for some reason we have crashed the dummies and we have unlocked the semi truck this is gonna be awesome spin it give me the semi truck you know you want to no I will not re-spin I have the opportunity to drive this bad boy through a gauntlet of crushy squishy things I'm gonna do it I'm also going to increase my durability here we go easy mode easy it's so easy to plan this at oh no oh gosh oh well that went well I mean the name of the game is crash master so technically in a way I'm doing what the game's telling me to do which is Crash and being a master at it okay just wait for them and then go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go okay easy these these Crash Test Dummies do not stand a chance there so Lloyd and uh I made it to 140. there's a monster truck in there yo there's an entire plane level 96. that's crazy we are unlocking what seems to be a pretty fast car though so I'm very excited about that let's run a Lamborghini through this obstacle course something tells me that would be a very expensive Endeavor here's something I'm wondering about that I haven't really been paying attention to all of the vehicles have like independent upgrades right so like when we upgrade something on this car it doesn't upgrade the the same thing on the other cars that we have but does that mean that our money is independent as well I had 500 there I spent 500 so if we now have so now I have like 80 although I am making a little bit more money by squishing some Crash Test Dummies which is how you make money in real life too of course but I wonder if it makes sense to like save money with one car that you don't necessarily want to upgrade and then spin the money on another car you know what I mean I don't know now that I'm seeing more of this car though um this is not a fast car this is a little Mini Cooper which I guess is a fast car because they are so little that's gonna be a good time well go-kart okay so I had like 200 something dollars right or 300 did I have 360. you know what I'm gonna try and pay more attention to how much money we actually have at the end of this level and see if it carries over to the next car that we drive I'm dead I'm dead I survived somehow I hate these things these are so mean go go go go go you've got to go faster man gosh I can't get over the speed bump because my the front of my car is all squished okay you know what it turned out totally fine I made 620 620. okay let's see if 620 is what we're at when we uh play as a different car what are we playing as semi truck I love it I love it 620. yeah okay that is interesting I would say so we can save our money spend it on different cars um I'm gonna increase the speed of my semi truck because I want a super fast Juiced up semi and we're gonna survive this terrible terrible nightmare go go go go no you went too fast you went too fast you oh the back end's gonna get squished no it survived oh look at okay now I'm actually paying attention to the things that you can unlock on the left-hand side there's a a cyber truck that's amazing but we're nearly unlocked on the Mini Cooper plan is the semi truck again that's a little surprising I you know I probably should have saved my money so that we could upgrade the Mini Cooper when we unlock it oh well okay just oh they got my trailer but who cares I didn't need it there was nothing important in there just like a whole bunch of people's Amazon packages it's not like they needed them we're nearly there what am I playing as today a red car I'm saving my money I'm not spending it on the red Supra I hate this obstacle the timing is so hard I mean if I was going for maximum damage I nailed it I I don't think I can I can go idibar I'm upside down let's try that again with a little less getting squished I tried so hard thank God so far but in the end didn't really matter okay go go go go go go go go go go go just go just go let's go that was the ultimate just hold the gas and hope for the best and it kind of paid off somehow and now we have access to this little guy please let me play as it yes okay we're doing it and we have money to upgrade um let's go speed faster is always better I don't like but look of this we're going off a jump no no not the back end Okay jump over the obstacles when all else fails we could have done better there I feel like if I don't get hit by this rolling pin of Doom then we are oh baby here we go we just flew over that's so dumb um I'm too good at the game now all right fair enough let's um not go that fast I need to like just find the right amount there you go look at that execution right there yo this little Mini Cooper is Zippy it goes which is very fun and we get to do the Mini Cooper again um let's I'm Gonna Keep cranking up the speed on this little little guy all right all right this is scary I don't like these time it go go go go go okay oh please don't jump off the edge you maniac no oh no gosh that time that's so bad okay it's fine it's fine it's just a little scratch yeah we can we can buff that out that'll that'll be totally fine oh my goodness I see that after this classic car we're gonna unlock a tractor that is pulling logs that's so stupid I cannot wait I don't like this I don't want to be here just just stop no don't stop where it squishes cool I wish that I had reverse oh no okay gonna try that again hopefully with less getting crushed into a small little soda can and okay yeah that went well okay just just go for it man just go just go just go you've done it little buddy well done what is this what am I looking at oh my gosh they're disco balls of death I don't like that I don't even know what they're doing okay I'm I'm dead that went well this thing is spitting out these disco balls that chase me this is like Indiana Jones Goes driving all right jump jump did not go the way that I had intended it to go just let me through just let me through just please please thank you thank you for your mercy beautiful execution I really want to unlock that tractor that seems so good I don't like this this obstacle okay cool no no ow ow don't you hate it when your car ends up just on its nose it's like doing a handstand I am cranking up the speed on this little Mini Cooper which is very exciting um I I don't like this we got like Donkey Kong style barrels of Doom that's fun oh my gosh what how am I supposed to get past that literally just put a hole in the road that I'm driving on that's not okay all right let me through I'm one of you I am just a log just like you guys okay that's fine don't okay all right that's this is this is going excellently I would suggest there you go easy my car is in great shape definitely we have unlocked the old school pink car some kind of Chevy or something like that I don't know either way is gonna be a tank these cars are heavy a lot of metal up the stairs easy this thing is huge I feel like this thing is bigger than the semi truck okay hold on hold on don't okay thank you thank you for not just ending my run right there you're gonna end me no you're not I'm too strong I'm driving upstairs don't do it timed it just right and there we go to the Finish Line poor crash test dummy these poor Crash Test Dummies do not stand a chance oh the tractor the tractor is coming I'm Gonna Fill this bad boy faster we're going Mini Cooper I'm okay with that I'm not gonna do any more upgrades I'm gonna hold my money and wait for the tractor I'm gonna juice up that tractor real good oh no oh gosh just go buddy just go just get out of there totally fine no one said it had to be pretty you just gotta make it it's time to drive the boat let's do it I don't like this this is like a car wash of Doom like you know how the car washes have those those roller things with like brushes on them but imagine if instead of brushes they were just steel not designed to clean your car oh no no no designed to crush your car semi truck let's do it you got this buddy oh no not these no they fooled me I thought that they were broken baby I should have known better of course they're not broken but I did make it to the end of the level because you know I'm a semi truck and those things aren't going to stop me but I have even better news and you're looking at it that's a tractor and I'm pretty sure it's pulling logs we're about to find out oh yes okay I got eleven hundred dollars to spend so we'll upgrade the durability and the speed once that is not the kind of Juiced up tractor I was hoping for but that's all I could afford I want to crash into these so oh dude that's awesome that's actually really cool um just drove over some some eggs that makes sense very dangerous obstacle eggs this appears to be a Lamborghini or a very fast Supercar and I want it and again I'm gonna save all my money until oh my gosh okay that that did not go great but I'm gonna save all my money until we unlock the supercars ouch okay this is fine as long as I still fit in the car I'm good I'm good to go just don't squish the the front seat please don't squish the front seat thank you I've survived yeah we're unlocking that thing level 37 this seems like a nightmare um spinning Hammer really okay I I got through it oh my gosh this might be one of the greatest runs I've ever had okay um famous last words I would say um just get to the Finish Line little red guy there you go well done you've you've done your part now go to sleep possibly forever go car go you got this fly fly like you've meant to always fly yeah Majestic so beautiful this is fine that was actually a really good run I'll take it oh baby that's a Ferrari this is definitely the first place I would take a brand new Ferrari for sure nothing bad will happen let's increase the speed and the durability and hope for the best okay I'm gonna time this so that I can go off the Jump just me into the ocean okay that was actually beautiful who needs a bumper they're overrated who needs any kind of anything honestly all I want is the frame of the car that's all I need and maybe a steering wheel and a gas pedal warning fireworks are not toys do not try this in real life actually good advice that being said let's blow up some stuff with fireworks welcome to fireworks Mania welcome to the quiet suburb of fireworksville why do I call it fireworksville I think because nobody actually lives here except for me and I have access to a absurd amount of fireworks like the amazing granny Let's uh set off some amazing granny fireworks what is an amazing granny we're about to find out as you can see um you can launch a lot of fireworks and then you just ignite them here we go we're gonna see amazing granny explode in the sky beautiful absolutely glorious but check this out you can also set up fuses and you can set up like the speed of the fuse let's try a little medium fuse and then you start connecting all the fireworks together oh my gosh this is gonna be awesome let's see what happens now just set off uh a couple of them oh oh it's happening oh it's oh just just let go of the keyboard the mouse and watch the magic happen that was pretty sweet but this of course is only the beginning also I missed a few of them so we better make sure that these get launched we wouldn't want these grannies to get forgotten there are so many fireworks that we have access to and of course there's a lot of buildings you typically would not want to put fireworks inside of but since this is fireworksville it's designed to kind of be blown up with fireworks I'm just doing my job like this gas station for instance oh no this poor poor gas station um I'm just gonna grab myself a little candy bar just right there okay yep delicious maybe some 12 day old hot dogs and wash it down with a slush of course and then fill the entire convenience store with the firecracker called doom boom that's right it's got a skull on it that's gotta be good right right how about we add in some cooking rule okay I don't know how I'm gonna set all of these off I guess I'm just gonna have to fuse them all together that seems like the appropriate thing to do and then I can set up a fast fuse or should I do an instant view so that they all go off at the same time no you know what let's do fast so I'm gonna do my best to try and link up as many of these as possible I imagine there's kind of like a chain reaction sort of thing right so like if I miss some of them I think that the explosions from the ones that I don't miss are gonna set off whatever ones I do miss we're just kind of experimenting here at the expense of you know all these delicious convenience store items and sunglasses okay I think I did a pretty good job so I'm just gonna go ahead oh my gosh what have I done my bad about my hot dogs no no anything but the hot dogs oh my gosh um well you know I've always said you know roof's overrated who needs them hey look we have access to the back room what is that what is that seriously it's a glowing question mark hello let me in I can't get to it I think I might have to I don't know the debris from the explosion has caused a bit of a problem with me accessing this question mark I think this might be another firework that like we can add to my my Arsenal but I can't get to it you know what when all else fails doom boom them I don't know if this is gonna work but I'm gonna try let's go run for your life gosh that thing is violent okay that worked I think it worked it is the hot dog stand that is in our way which is the ultimate insult to injury because it's the greatest thing that I miss in this entire convenience store and yet it's blocking me from from what I truly want which is this question mark maybe we need a bigger boom I don't know if these World stopper that sounds real bad I don't think this is what you want to do but I'm gonna do it I don't know about this one I'm scared well whoa where'd they go oh my gosh they're all over the neighborhood run for your lives fortunately no one lives here and if anybody did they definitely left after that I just I just want the question mark just give me the question what is male toes what a weird name let's see if these fireworks blow up in the shape of a man's toe whoa it's awesome but not what we needed also looked nothing like my toes oh I get it because these are called lady fingers so this is called male toes weird I'm gonna try doom boom again but I think I figured out what the problem was last time we didn't put enough this is definitely a mistake and I like it I endorsed this mistake back up a little bit oh my [Laughter] hell um that worked uh great news we got the question mark bad news I don't think this gas station is gonna work ever again let's go ahead and grab that permanently unlocked Spotlight nice let's visit someone's house shall we this seems like a lovely home look it's got a pizza on the roof you know every home isn't truly complete until it has an entire pepperoni pizza just on the roof that's a bathroom you want to talk about dropping some bombs in the bathroom well we're about to do that don't be gross look at all these these are all YouTubers Captain sauce I see Dre Markiplier jacksepticeye Mr Beast you got PewDiePie that is really cool Komodo let's fill this bathroom with some Komodo hamburger fireworks ew who didn't flush the toilet that is just foul why would you do that oh I'm just taking a quick bath a quick Dip in My firework bath it's very calming to the senses you must try it I think we should change this up a little bit I think we should add in you know what let's add in some Captain sauce fireworks some Captain tomato head and while we're at it let's throw in some thick Billy's that looks funny he looks like a robot I don't know how this works but I expect that if I just set off one of these kind of like the Doom booms which oh now they got me thinking I should add some Doom Booms to this Extravaganza but I think that once we set off one of the fireworks pretty much all of them are gonna go off right doom boom add them to the collection I gotta get I want to get fireworks up to the ceiling man you know what we need some bigger fireworks this is how I clean toilets very effective that thing's gonna be sparkling clean when I'm done with it it also may not exist anymore but let's not think about that how about some cakes Chinese wall oh my gosh that sounds incredible that sounds so cool before I set off a million of these I just want to see it for what it truly is the experience let's let's enjoy oh that is beautiful oh my gosh that is so cool okay that's that's gonna look very very bright I would say inside of a bathroom uh but looks awesome in the night sky more of those please those are so cool looking oh it disappeared get into the bathroom and seeing this yeah you might want to move Dragon battery what are these real fireworks like are these named after actual firework products that you can purchase I don't know because I really don't know that much about fireworks mostly because they're illegal where I live but not in video games that bill what in the world oh I gotta see fat bill out on the streets don't let me down fat Bill let's see this thing in all this Glory yo oh my goodness that is so cool and they go back and forth is it just two barrages oh oh what that's from one like firework that's one thing and we just planted like 40 of them in a very small space more please more oh my goodness gracious what am I doing I want more Rockets traditional fireworks how about cobber 905. remember what I was talking about putting fireworks to the ceiling I think we accomplished that and I'm very proud of us these cakes are crazy The Beehive that sounds so cool we should set one of these off in the street before we uh set off you know the bathroom okay okay I okay yeah that's gonna be interesting we'll come back to that in just a second um but but real quick I just I just want to see the beehive in all its Glory I gotta back up a little bit what is that what is that oh that's a piece of the the station the gas station this beehive it's cute oh I love that okay so it sends out little barrages that change every single time that's really cool oh it's still going it's beautiful are you done Mr beehive okay Mr beehive is done let's make a serious mistake and just do this I want to try and find a a doom boom set off one doom boom and then watch the chain reaction from there I don't think I'm gonna find one so you know what let's just light off whatever I just I just set off oh gosh okay okay it's starting it's oh my gosh oh I don't even know what's happening anymore there's just so many Sparkles So Many Colors this is mine this is totally fine this is good this seems good I don't know what's happening but it's very loud a little explosive could you imagine hearing this knocking on the bathroom door Jordan are you okay in there I had some Taco Bell leave a Vengeance okay fair enough I'll I'll let you be I certainly would not use that toilet after after this it's still going I got it can I get out of here where am I oh I'm in the garage oh gosh okay okay okay [Laughter] the house is on fire unsurprisingly um uh oh good oh it's okay Sometimes It's gotta work out that last little bit Jordan buddy safe to say he's probably not gonna eat Taco Bell for a while okay yeah um well like I said the toilet is clean it's real clean I can't even get in I can't get into the bathroom because of the the stinky toilet wait can you crouch is there a Crouch button I do not believe there is a Crouch button but I have a solution that's right when all else fails just doom boom get out of here toilet that worked thank you very much all right let's uh assess the damage this is what's left of the toilet I'm actually surprised that like the back part of the toilet is still existent uh the world's strongest shower get me one of those I feel like this shower could protect me from a nuclear fallout if it could you know survive that whole situation so this is basically like a fallout shelter sweet same thing with this bathtub just put a lid on it you're good to go go that's kind of incredible um the rest of the house it you know for what it's worth it's held up pretty well also look at this TV indestructible now admittedly the house is on fire um which isn't great but you gotta admit this thing is constructed well oh my gosh we found another bathroom well time to get cleaning um that seems pretty good I don't really have an escape plan can I jump out the window no I can't jump out the window okay we'll just uh we'll just set that off it might yeah okay I was gonna say it's gonna come after me oh oh it's happening oh it's yep okay well this is this is where I'm gonna live for the next I don't know 45 to 60 seconds while the entire world explodes oh I'm gonna get out of here I'm getting out I'm escaping this place holy cow okay yep that's uh there's there's something happening I can't believe this house what is this house made of this is absolutely Insanity I mean Color Me impress if this house can can survive two barrages like that I feel like this thing can handle anything it's still going it's popping off holy cow this game is insane and I love it oh my gosh oh look at their backyard um yeah it's definitely seen better days I think this used to be a pool it's not anymore it is Rubble sorry about your basketball hoop and your tree house oh no your poor treehouse oh so I feel like at this point I should make a show what do I mean by that I I don't really know I just I kind of wanna just send it set up a whole bunch of fireworks throughout like the entire neighborhood oh wait no I can make them stand up oh baby okay now we're cooking so basically if I set up a whole bunch of these fireworks and then I link them all together we can basically put on a show that Rivals that of Disney step aside Disneyland Disney World you got nothing on my fireworks show this is the new Fantasia I don't even know what that means but it's happening and the cakes oh baby the cakes we need a 2022 cake these boys are gonna make this event the event of the century for sure I'm going this way I'm going every way I'm going all over this neighborhood this place is going to be a fireworks Cornucopia there will be no Escape every corner you you turn there will be fireworks or at least close to every corner let's change it up how about the Chinese wall I love that one it's a good firework right there of course once I place all these fireworks I have to actually link them together too which is going to be a pain in the butt but I'll do it for the show we don't want to disappoint the people fat Bill how could I forget fat Bill let's get fat bill into the action here I don't even know what this one does but it's called boom so welcome welcome to the fireworks event of the century the Millennium oh we got an entire street that is fireworks free that's offensive we need to fix that we need tubes Mr Beast tubes okay we're ready for launch I've gone through and linked up every single firework or at least most of them I may have missed a few along the way but I did my best once I set off one it will travel to all of them and as you can see it's now daytime no one wants to set off fireworks in the daytime don't be gross so oh here we go here we go we're speeding up time we're gonna make it night time the only time that you can truly set off this kind of fireworks event I guess we'll just start here oh look I missed one all right I'll manually set off that one and then let the show begin oh gosh okay I'm gonna do my best to follow it oh my goodness this is insane oh boy okay we've got different variations popping off holy cow oh my gosh oh there's so much happening in the sky right now this is so cool um yeah it's a little loud I'm not gonna lie uh holy cow there's a lot happening this yeah okay we've got a lot of stuff going on over there uh yeah that's that's that's 2022 right there I think yeah that that's 2022 left oh my gosh and we've got the I think those are the thick billies the faces oh my goodness could you imagine living here it'd be awful I mean it would be cool for a second and then you'd be like please can we just not do fireworks for once can we just have a quiet night where I watch The Bachelor without explosions in my backyard it's all I want so cool I think those are the Markiplier mustaches glorious truly beautiful they sound kind of like squeaky shoes we got oh we got bees over here beehives this is so cool oh my goodness I love this game this is insane fireworks ladies and gentlemen fireworks welcome back to crash Masters you guys know the drill we need to drive really expensive cars through very very scary Machines of Destruction and um it's going great it's really Everything is Awesome my Ferrari looks just like the day I bought it from the junkyard but there are some really cool vehicles that I want to unlock in this game I think the next one that we're unlocking right now is like a souped-up truck which is sweet but at some point I'm pretty sure there's just a full-on like cargo plane which seems like an insane thing to drive through an obstacle course of death and something that I'd love to try so we're gonna try to get there and of course in order to get there you just need to not have a completely broken vehicle and I'm working on that I think the last time we played this game I unlocked a monster truck that was pretty sweet I would love to do that again I mean not unlock it I mean like actually drive it that would be cool oh my gosh those I think I sent one of them uh and he thanked me on the way he was like thank you I've always that does like the anime thing where it goes you know what I'm talking about anyways so if I'm looking at the progress here correctly I think that there's only two more vehicles that we need to unlock in order to unlock the cargo plane which is just ridiculous you can see it way at the end there what level are we on I need to actually get to the level to find out what level I'm level 55 that doesn't seem right I feel like I'm way further along than I should be like as far as Vehicles being unlocked are I don't know it's kind of weird because you can see the levels underneath each of the podiums the monster truck is level 65. this thing that we just unlocked is level 72 only on level 55 that's I'm just an overachiever what can I say I think the way this typically works though is that every time you unlock a new vehicle it automatically gives you that vehicle to like use for the first time so we're gonna try this crazy looking box car I I don't know why does it have a bunch of boxes are they moving this has to be the worst moving experience these people have ever had why did we choose this road to move to this is this is the worst way of getting to our new house that we could have possibly chosen hey just pick a road no pick the deadly obstacle course it makes moving more fun fun and you'll definitely not lose any of your valuable things that are packed in the boxes in the back of that truck oops I love the idea of unlocking this thing as well this is like a 1920s era like mobster car you see that I see a bunch of dudes hanging out of the windows with Tommy Guns what the heck that's a that's a crocodile up to this point we've had nothing but mechanical things trying to to destroy our vehicles and now we have an entire crocodile that's not a normal sized crocodile either that's a full-size crocodile okay yeah sure no that's totally normal I actually want to try and land in the crocodile's mouth that's I would love to no okay we gotta go a little bit slower this is actually hard it's harder to land next to the crocodile than it is to actually get over the crocodile I hit his nose he didn't even eat me he just hit me with his nose that's how powerful the crocodile is okay here we go here we go we're going in oh oh gosh yeah all right crocodiles that pretty strong mouth huh that was awesome okay we've made it over the crocodile now I think there's only one little Hammer I call it a little Hammer but look at what it did to my Ferrari oh that one kind of hurt I want more weird animals to eat my cars what is going on here this is just a bunch of garbage are we just hanging out with a bunch of garbage shoots and giant golf balls get out of here I need to get through oh my gosh what how I do I have reverse in this game I don't think you have reverse in this game you can only go One Direction well this is awkward how how do I okay there's no way I just have to restart and hope that the golf balls of death don't get in my way is that the secret or maybe I just took too long I don't know I'm the one breaking the walls that are holding up the golf balls now well that's confusing but that was way easier than the first time and I have no idea why let's see what our next vehicle is ooh the semi truck I really want the monster truck though I think I've only been able to play as the monster truck once come on hook me up game oh this is a bad idea oh gosh well I hope there was nothing valuable in the back of that truck but hey on the bright side I made it like the people who own all the stuff in the back of the truck really care if I make it next who is it oh the Tesla cyber truck what a weird looking car let's jump you that kind of worked out until I didn't actually land on the ground wait for it and do your do your magic Tesla there you go well done sir well done okay the Hammers of Doom ow nope this is fine this Yep this was all part of my plan I'm stuck I cannot move we'll just try that again oh I don't like the timing of that oh my gosh I didn't realize the Cyber trucks could actually fly that's a feature that uh might cost you a little extra that's all where are we going we may have just entered a new dimension but it's okay we're back the Cyber dimension okay okay this is not great wait we might am I really stuck I'm stuck again for real well that hurts jump that was beautiful honestly this on the other hand is far less beautiful and we've got through it actually super easily why the timing my timing is so bad this is fine this is how the Cyber truck is designed it's supposed to work like this yeah it's a feature it's actually a Transformer it goes from a working car to a not working car Autobots roll out or don't I'm gonna do this I'm gonna jump my little Mini Cooper there you go I always connect Mini Coopers to bank heists is that is that the Italian job that's the Italian job right but now anytime I see a Mini Cooper I'm like they probably just robbed the bank oh we're so close Okay one more level and we'll have the mobster ride I don't love the look of these hammers ow that's fine we're good I just went for it that was a very bad choice on my part I could have timed that a little bit better we were so close sometimes you see the Finish Line you're just like just go for it man just YOLO it oh we're good we're good just just go for it yes nope no maybe hey all part of my master plan and now we have a new car to ride let's go this thing has to be incredibly heavy right like the whole thing is just made out of solid steel gosh what in the world kind of obstacle is that that looks like something straight out of Bowser's Castle why are you putting it in front of my car oh my gosh that's terrifying as well um not great this is not great all right let's get past the uh roller of death the Bowser roller of course okay the pin Stamper I mean everything was going so great until that happened that was intense all right this thing scares me deeply okay thank you for not murdering me in one go and then you just you just time your your movement there you go beautiful you'll never Catch Us Alive coppers that's something that they would say right monster truck monster truck come on James does not want to give me the monster truck all right fine I'll just drive my sweet Toyota Supra I've I've pretty much maxed this thing out at this point so that's pretty cool go go go go go go go oh that was incredible I don't know why like sometimes you get just insane amounts of speed at the finish line and then you get hit by something some invisible force just stops your car it's Rook let's upgrade let's upgrade our durability the last time we drove the Cyber truck and went through that pin Stamper that was uh that was a good indicator that we should improve our Tesla's uh durability okay yeah that felt great thank you well thank you for that as well game that was really nice of you you wanna you wanna not okay all right reset you just gotta get the right timing that's all it's all about perfect timing just like that see couldn't have asked for better timing on that one all right we're doing a great job team excellent work everybody is invested in not getting completely decimated and that's true teamwork why oh my gosh I thought at the very end we were gonna get robbed oh all right hey there's light at the end of the tunnel and it's this insane looking play What's the next car that I am going to destroy oh we're gonna do a little bank heist let's do it get a Mini Cooper hey wait wait for your moment beautiful well done riding a wave it's like surfing okay that's not like surfing that's gosh those things hurt the Spinners these are fried yep perfectly good condition Mini Cooper right there I think that's still drivable right you just kind of gotta Crouch down a little bit but you'll be fine you'll do great oh it's tractor time let's do this of course you gotta have the logs gotta get these logs safely to the end those Crash Test Dummies waiting at the Finish Line are all waiting for these logs there's nothing more in life that they want than these logs and I will deliver it to them I am basically the Uber Eats of log delivery services sorry Crash Test Dummies it's fine I got new logs everything's gonna be great and our friends oh oh well sorry about the logs guys I know they were really looking forward to those logs um it's just gonna be me today all right you guys okay they they look okay yay they still throw confetti hey we're halfway to unlocking the plane all right we're doing this it's Jeep time no problem gosh okay why is my timing just so bad as long as we get to the finish line doesn't matter if my car looks like a can of Coke that I drank the other day just gotta get to that finish line just gotta get that confetti orange muscle car Sweet let's upgrade our durability we got some cash let's spend it okay why why my timing couldn't have been any worse just gotta pretend that never happened just wait just go with the flow there you go see no don't you're getting ambitious there oh my gosh I'm stuck I'm just constantly okay I'm slowly getting consumed that's not great okay I didn't know that there was another one of these things in front of the first one that we passed okay it's it's not my fault it's my fault just go dude look at that no damage whatsoever incredible I I think this might be a new record that's that's amazing and we almost have to play another bank heist all right bring it on see the key to robbing a bank properly is out running the cops right and the best way to outrun the cops is go through obstacles that you have clearly mastered see just like that but they have not you could just imagine all of the police cars behind me that are getting smashed to Smithereens and my perfectly good condition Mini Cooper at The Hideout we're about to unlock the plane One More Level I think it's gonna be a cyber truck level I'm scared don't let me down cyber truck all right just yep just that's fine it's I'm I'm redesigning the Cyber truck to be more aerodynamic obviously nailed it just gonna try that again yep there's my streamlined cyber Truck design yeah I felt like yeah we could we could streamline that even more if you say things like streamline people go yeah that's that guy knows what he's talking about yep see I'm streamlining continuing to streamline oh my goodness it is so streamlined everyone's going I agree people are standing up and clapping at this point and we've done it what I feel so lied to okay one more level back to the Supra the Classic this is our starting car it's so appropriate that this will be our final level until we unlock the plane oh man the timing was just beautiful all right we're just gonna go for a quick swim let's try that again but with less ocean water yep yep nailed it nailed it look at this Initial D drifting unbelievable I'm flying through the sky with the power of Crash Test Dummies we now have a plane how in the world am I gonna what that's what what is this thing it's a smart car this is so not an airplane what um excuse me game I do not want to be a smart car although I mean it is pretty cute smart car versus giant crocodile that's a fun idea this is not what I want though where's my airplane seriously I feel so betrayed I'm hoping that it didn't like glitch there's not even a smart car in this lineup of cars so where did this thing come from oh okay there's apparently a boat can I please be the plane respin I'll watch the ad okay we're gonna re-spin I don't see uh playing I'm doing it again oh my gosh that car is a plane what the heck please come on come on nothing's gonna be left on this wheel re-spin just get the hot dog in the bun I hate this game I've respawned like six times and it's not gonna give me the plane I'm I'm crushed I'm heartbroken I don't know if I can go on anymore I'm so mad why would the game do this to me I unlocked that plane I worked hard for that I just wanted to be a plane so much to ask a boss I mean that's still pretty cool but it's not a plane fly bus fly oh it's beautiful who needs airplanes when you got flying buses I still want to drive the airplane though and I'm really sad that we can't airplane it was one away Uber logs incoming can we get the logs there we did beautiful solar smash which apparently got an update just recently and as you can see there are three new devastating abilities that we can use on our lovely planet Earth but we can also mess around with other planets I think in the last episode uh I I definitely blew up this weird Globe Star Destroyer thingamabobber space station but I also noticed is this like a custom Planet Creator whoa that's pretty cool how does that even work like we can whoa okay so you can make it like a super hot planet or a super cold planet or how about just in between that seems pretty good and then how does the land work oh oh this is interesting whoa that that's really neat can I actually like terraform it though can I change like the the layout of the land it doesn't look like I can actually change the position of where land and water is but like we can make the water pink on this planet pink water go ew that's disgusting it's actually pretty cool too okay that's pretty awesome uh that you can like customize a planet here but now that we've made this beautiful and weird purple white like vanilla ice cream and raspberry jam Planet let's blow it up but I I don't want to use any of the new stuff yet kind of want to save that stuff for for Earth so instead let's launch an alien invasion at our lovely new planet there you go there's lots of lots of aliens from from Independence Day blowing up this this lovely Planet which I call vanilla raspberry land that's a terrible name it's terrible also apparently I was told that there's like a slow motion function oh oh whoa okay so yeah if you hit that clock up in the upper left hand corner it slows down time significantly in fact I like the idea oh whoa okay I just selected the missile launch thing you can actually adjust how many missiles get launched at a time whoa okay um that's a lot that's it's still going up um it's continuing to go up 50. you can launch 50 missiles in one batch that's insane oh my gosh oh oh this planet is not looking so good that is just glorious and and devastating all at the same time that was intense uh let's do that again but not in slow motion I just want to see that is insane oh my gosh 50 missiles all at once and actually if I just keep tapping it I'm gonna blow up my tablet my tablet is literally going to catch on fire if I do this too much it's already very upset with me obviously okay uh let's do the same thing to this lovely Planet what what do you think this is Venus this looks like Venus right it looks like a gas planet so like if I launch a whole bunch of missiles at it yeah I mean even gas isn't immune to 100 missiles being launched at it at once there's a fart joke there but I can't think of one all right let's launch a black hole attack on this planet and just make it completely disappear before we move on [Music] the black holes are so stinking cool um there yeah okay half of the planet is just is just gone and something that I didn't really mess around with last time was like you can stack different devastating effects on top of each other so like we got black holes and then we have aliens invading and then we put one of these bombs these like nukes sure why not and then launch some proton blasts I'm gonna leave them with that though let's see how resilient the people who live on this planet are maybe they could turn this into like a uh a day spa for space Travelers okay enough messing around with this stuff let's go back to Earth and uh We've gotta know what these new things do they all look absolutely awesome especially this this worm looking thing but I want to start with the one uh up in the upper left of the new abilities I'm gonna launch it at my house somewhere around there there you go all right okay pulling up okay charging up there you go this is going to be another like Independence Day type situation this seems like a slightly larger laser okay I mean that's oh no oh my gosh I was not expecting that oh no it like melted the core of the earth is it gonna blow up is Earth just gonna straight up blow up from one of those holy cow um okay let's just say I hope that we never run into that alien technology that is way too powerful wiped out the whole planet in one blast that was really really cool though I really want to see that again because like you can see it starts from the center and then Works its way out in fact what we should do is let's kind of get like a side view here try to set it up like that and then let's slow down time and really take in all of the destruction you know what honestly if a giant alien you know Laser cannon that can melt a planet in one blast was gonna destroy Earth I would kind of be okay with being the person that it's shooting at because I feel like you get vaporized a lot faster here it goes oh gosh dude look at that you can see like the core of the earth Heating oh my gosh oh that is insane look at that the entire planet is heating up from the inside out oh my goodness what an insane weapon and then you can see it splitting apart and it gets insanely bright that is just crazy yeah and uh as you can see Zero people left on the planet okay so now we're gonna watch the explosion of planet Earth in slow motion it might take a minute here I think I see it kind of expanding it's very slow but yeah okay it's it's kind you can see it's almost it's like the entire planet is just liquid now it's it's liquid hot magma uh this is this is absolutely absurd can I launch another one of these things I can launch three of them that what the first one wasn't good enough for you guys these aliens are really really happen a bad day with Earth they just they really don't like Earth their ghosts is blowing up you see the ring love it the shock wave and then of course the the alien laser cannons are getting ready to blow up nothing because all Earth is now is space dust quite literally all right next up on the docket this this will send it straight to my neighborhood here we go all right space worm oh oh it made a noise it's way bigger than I thought it was oh that is upsetting what is it what is it oh oh look at it look at it oh dude okay it just it just ain't uh all of North America it just ate all of North America and it is definitely making like noises as space worms are are wanting to do oh my goodness it is tunneling through the Earth this is actually terrifying look at that you can't even see it anymore it's inside of the earth I don't even know where it is but it's doing work um let's see if we can we can find this guy again where'd you go man where'd he go he could pop out anywhere at any time I I see him slightly he's in the middle of the Earth where oh there he goes oh he popped out I don't even know where he is now he's uh he's at like the the south of Africa and he's leaving okay that was that was space worms lunch he'll be back for more don't you worry oh my goodness so North America is completely gone most of Eastern Europe uh China Mongolia Russia vaporized now now molten magma and then he popped out over here at the southern tip of Africa so the western coast of Africa here probably has had better days uh but you gotta admit as a whole Africa's doing all right good for them because that's my home it's uh it's a little warm it's a little warm that was awesome um I feel like we need to launch more and do like can we do more than one at a time it's not letting me do more than one at a time that's a little disappointing but understandable because I mean let's face it space worms they're they're good enough on their own they're they're lone wolves lone worms rather look at him go and then the path that they take is just completely random like just hope that you're not in the path of space worm Australia is now gone I'm sorry Australia uh heading for Antarctica no no popping back out okay get you know you gotta get out of the earth to get a little breath of fresh air I was able to launch another one oh my gosh there's two space worms okay so you just have to wait a little bit before you can launch another space worm it seems like I didn't even mean to launch that space Worm but I'm glad that it's happening uh let's see if we can get another one oh this one's leaving this one's leaving oh look at it it's so gross and awesome all at the same time space worm making his rounds just putting some holes into Earth that is actually insane what a cool addition to the game so that is the destruction of five space worms honestly not as bad as some of the other tools that we've used in the past but still absolutely terrifying because there's no Rhyme or Reason where they're gonna go they just go they start chomping if you're in the path of that chop sorry I guess anyways there's still one more that we need to experience so let's reset the Earth and what is this an alien space octopus were the worms not enough all right let's see what happens okay that seems bad that seems extremely bad that yep okay space octopus is now eating Earth and yeah that's what we're left with seems pretty bad actually not as devastating as I thought it would be but let's see if we can spawn several of them oh we can we can I didn't even realize it so they're they're coming in through like portals so they got some crazy alien technology oh and they're actually pulling a piece of the Earth with them into the portal I did not realize that's what was happening there that is terrifying and awesome all at the same time let's watch it in slow motion see okay so they they teleport in they got those nasty tentacles and then just take a big old bite out of Earth take a chunk of it a lot of high fives okay never mind it's it's starting to not look like a high five it's it's looking like uh he's gonna eat the Earth yeah okay I I probably should have known when giant space octopus come in through portals uh right next to Earth typically they don't just want high fives um they want to eat a giant chunk of your planet I know extremely rude also extremely awesome and then the aliens finished the job by sending in a laser cannon just to completely destroy all the evidence of any tampering with Earth why not just make it disappear let's send a space worm too here's the grand finale and why not some moons while you're at it the the Alien Invasion man they're really taking it to the next level no space worm you came at the wrong time dude you're gonna get blown up oh this is actually an interesting situation is he gonna get blown up yeah yeah um space worm got blown up welcome back to who's your daddy I'm joined yet again by my twin brother Dak Blake but we have the neighbor kid he he's visiting none other than spy cakes but he's kind of weird hey bro hey what's up bro it's a wonderful day I think there's someone at the door uh yeah oh hey is that neighbor baby hey it's great you want to play I heard you guys got a new wood chipper I love wood chippers oh yeah they're they're good at chipping all the woods yeah oh yeah that's not what I oh no okay well this is gonna be fun I'm glad that you're here I'm glad that you're here I could come in baby yeah yeah come on in man you have to do the ritual dance hold on hold on does he know the dance here do it here yes of course the the dance that we always do um you know this dude yes sometimes oh okay and then I go like this I like the brake stuff yeah that's kind of our thing too so we're gonna get along really well I think this is yeah okay thanks for coming over this neighbor baby can I call you can I call you spy is that okay uh yeah yeah sure all right cool um I haven't been peeking through you guys well I figure that's how you knew that we had a wood chipper so ah no no Mom and Dad bought the wood chipper but we haven't actually had a chance to use it so I'm I'm pretty excited I'm gonna give us a lot of cool toys you're gonna mess around with a lot I'm gonna grab blenders uh Lewis and uh are you gonna put Lewis in the sink because he's a fish right some kind of monster no I wouldn't throw Lewis in the sink I'm gonna throw him in the wood chipper oh I wasn't implying that at all I'm gonna grab a chicken I'm gonna grab a chicken because I really like chicken nuggets all right neighbor kid is doing some good work I like it good job spy you know what I'm just here to break everything why is that chicken green oh what what yeah why did the chicken turn green oh it's because salmonella it's bad to touch rice salmon silly it's chicken not chicken sandwich dude mom and dad got a shed that's pretty sick yo this is a crazy new guys I have a shed just like that and sometimes there's some awesome things inside oh no okay look you pull for you got pool furniture too I know I know I like it the dude I got it I gotta check out this pool yo it looks really cool see Mom and Dad they keep giving us all this really cool stuff but they are leaving us alone you know I can't tell whether or not they care about us or they just want us to hurt each other they love us so much parents do the exact same thing they love me they let you walk over here by yourself loving to their children I crawled through that hole in your fence that makes sense that makes perfect sense oh wow whoa look at this dude oh oh my gosh oh neighbor baby I hope these are waterproof oh my God Vehicles all right what I should probably go eat some fruit because I ate some of your guys's table oh no I mean table is high in fiber here it is this is good how do I get out of here Daddy Shredder oh my goodness whoa this is beautiful straight from Dad I'm stuck in my chicken how does this even happen my chicken was stuck in the chair the chicken is what came first the chicken or the chair uh I think the chicken these are profound questions can we grab it oh oh wait um okay there we go there we go I got my chicken oh you're free all right are you guys ready for some tasty chicken nuggets that's a great idea I want green eggs and ham it's green green chicken and Nuggets no no it says grinds whole logs into splinters not chicken that's okay I mean chicken and wood is basically the same thing right the boat I guess all right bones and wood it's science I'm a baby guys it's smart I got the key oh oh you need a key I didn't they left it right on top very responsible they are great parents like we've we've established we have great great parents uh okay so I'm gonna watch you do this because you're an expert obviously is it on I don't know I don't hear it oh wait is it my chicken disappeared no the chicken my nuggets I was so hungry that's okay I can make fish sticks oh okay yeah I got a backup plan as soon as this thing cranks on what's what's the deal I think you might need to put it in too oh we're like a bunch of babies trying to operate a wood chipper I I see it on but that might be my imagination oh your imagination okay that makes sense where's the key I have it in my hand okay oh there we go it's not for me you turned it yeah okay that's weird um I'm worried that I'm gonna drop Lewis how do I put Lewis down safely uh I don't know I lost my chickens I'll catch them okay maybe I can okay oh no I'm stuck oh I'm stuck I'm stuck I'm stuck in the Fishbowl guys you're in the it only took us uh a couple key turns yeah yeah yeah like yup four days it's magical okay so what I know is you don't do this you don't go you don't go in there and you don't you don't Crouch don't okay don't do exactly what you're doing right now and the doll Crouch okay what are you doing dick I'm just knowing I'm just doing push-ups though what do you mean okay oh no yeah that seems good yeah it's very itchy though I just wanted to say it really quick he's back what is happening there's an infinite diapers infinite diapers what is happening you're just looking at the partying it's a miracle oh man we'll save you Dax turn it off okay I'm still there okay how do you turn this thing off I don't know how to turn it off I can't hear anything there we go he's dead uh he's gone he's good he turned into fluff uh snowflakes snowflakes stack Blake it's a snowflake now a beautiful snowflake in the sky oh there's more snowflakes for some reason I when you turn it on I can see myself yeah he's a he's a ghost uh I just picked you up I am I'm under the ground am I holding you I can't see it I can't see you but it says that I'm holding you okay uh what is I oh oh did you turned into a green did I just eat your I just said how do you manage to eat me I don't know all right bye bye neighbor kid that was fine I still want to play and come back okay cool um oh my God I'm sorry I guess all right I'm home hey how's it going there son hey hey Dad where's my other favorite son is he around here he's definitely not uh involved in some kind of wood chipping yeah it's a neighbor kid your stuff no no he's a good kid dead he's a good kid I think that he'll fit in just right here he's very smart too he's very maybe I don't want to break things yeah you're are you defiant okay break it up break it up guys break it that's reverse psychology go tell tell all the babies like hey go around and break stuff I want you to jump around on the furniture and they're like actually I kind of want to do nothing yeah I don't want to play Playstation okay so I need to break up a fight between the weird neighbor baby and my dad this is getting weird all right but uh there's some ground rules here though oh new kid all right okay okay yeah yeah let's tell him Dad let's tell him is that definitely [Music] yeah what if I break a fork yes you need to throw it at my dad's house wait son your arm is very stretchy I think I've discovered you're a superhero well I inherited it from you Dad you made me like this what if I open the door it just stretches oh oh my god oh no I'm still stretching on an egg egg will this help you oh yes Yes actually I need to eat it though so I do I want to make you guys some chicken nuggets and I know we have a blender but I got that new wood chipper for you guys right I figured it would be chipper yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let's go I'm just gonna leave mine over there I've lost the ability to let go of this door handle so I'm just gonna roll you just need to let go no okay no I'm never letting go I can't I can't I can't let this go what happens if you get in the car oh gosh we need to know all right okay oh oh no okay here we go here we go I'm doing it I'm doing it no chicken nuggets now you've done it our chicken is gone sorry but at least I have an arm that's stuck to a door what if I tried to grab the doors oh hey neighbor kid I didn't even see you there you Blended in with the grass so well so yeah you look just like a blade I'm holding it what do you what what you're holding the door open like I can't close the door I'm really committed to keeping this door open do not close it never all right where are you all right just getting some steak oh steak nuggets I guess I don't know everything keeps disappearing green kid is eating all of the food on the floor here is it on uh no let's see it's the key there there we go there we go yeah all right okay uh chicken nuggets chicken nuggets I'll grab some stuff too something do you think can you pick up the car hold on we got a minute no no you can't go in there okay hold on do I just throw it in there throw it in oh no it's it's floating it's well okay that's different oh wow is my arm still attached no I think you're right I probably falling into a flower problem solved I did it I fixed the game I fixed it you're welcome so don't hop in the car when you have an item it'll freeze your game okay okay add that one to the list all right I finally got the wood chipper going I got the chicken in my hand oh I can't chicken nuggets oh this is gonna be so good I love it I love green chicken nuggets they're my favorite kind of the green adds flavor oh yes it does it's it's salmon no no where'd it go it's okay I'm a backup I have a backup plan fish sticks right it's in my yard okay ready like I taught you yeah okay perfectly any other tips uh use your baby arms accurately with strength I know you have strong arms there okay I'm convinced I'm going oh did I do it did Lewis make it did he become a fish stick are you in there let's take a look is Louis a fish stick I hate that mom and dad put these holes in our yard hey I'm dad what do you mean I mean I do I need crawlers definitely moms just Mom just Mom yeah that's right she's dead wait a second what oh oh neighbor kid found something where are you I'm gonna throw your garbage can in there with me in it yo with you in it oh okay we're taking out the trash here we go okay this is incredible wait I got I gotta check this out oh nice job that is pretty resourceful I see I like okay so watch this ready yeah all right all right okay get it just almost oh come on man come on hold on I gotta angle it properly yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh okay I don't know Circle don't fit in square holes this is a great idea though hold on I'm gonna Cannon myself out do it oh I'm in it I'm just gonna hear somebody getting it yeah all right all right neighbor kid there you go oh no oh no oh okay neighbor kid how are you gonna explain this to the neighbors Dad yeah uh he had a great time we had pizza okay uh what there you go what we just went right on through I think I'm a trash can now what forever you're in the ground wait okay wait hold on I'm very confused how are you doing this I don't know oh I lived I guess you are free I lived I see you I live I that's where I am I'm in that grass neighbor kid yeah you're you're you are the lawn now right oh wait hold on we are the lawn what if we put the lawnmower I like this Dad didn't you get a new lawnmower oh yeah yeah I I bought it with all the X herb not yeah oh yeah I have it no I can't even think that you're literally oh my god I'm an ant you begin what is this oh my gosh I'm so small you're adorable wait stand up oh my gosh stand up for a second oh my he's tall dude you're the size of my foot I don't even want to get in this I don't want to fix this don't change never change neighbors look how fast I am you're so Zippy you're like a flea he's a squirrel oh my gosh that's amazing I have an idea you see this wood chipper here is kind of like a blender the blender that's impossible you can't blame you can't blend a blender blender literally blender section there we go uh oh wait whoa that's cool what are you doing what plug what if you get as well that's a horrible idea that's a bad idea you should definitely do I'm gonna throw the summer extinguisher in there first though okay okay okay let's see is it going is it getting chewed maybe neighbor baby you want to push it you gotta just push it a little bit oh yeah nice look at it all the foam in the back it's so cool I'll get in this there you go can you guys even see it I feel like it's going through the ground are you getting in neighbor baby because I can do it okay here we go okay okay blend perception too many layers of blending oh wait oh no I see the underworld oh no I'm glad I still have the other end in my pocket okay hold on it's like a rodeo for you okay this is weird this is different I I still can't see you hold on it's in your belly now yeah I can try and throw up maybe I'm scared I'm so small it's just gonna suck me up I know I know you're so wait wait did you just get up what yeah yeah right that's dead wait what it says neighbor baby my dad just got turned into a Fluff he's gone he's gone I'm gone that's possible and for some reason I got wood shipped you're my daddy that's not supposed to happen I don't even think you could do that well you did there's a cord here and now I'm I'm I ate a blender so I'm not feeling so good Ian look at the bright side there's no more Papa oh good wait hold on I'm just gonna take a nap I picked you up oh my God where am I where am I I can't see anything anymore I'm scared me one thing I could do I'm literally just staring at this did you just game over you lose the neighbor baby just throw me in the trash in there oh God welcome to the last time you're ever gonna see Lightning McQueen looking this good we're gonna be doing some testing today with everybody's favorite character from The Car Series this is a really really cool mod but if you guys are familiar with bmng um you'll know right off the bat that this is a vehicle destruction simulator and as you can see these are not looking so good for our dear friend Lightning McQueen holy cow that is a very Steep and very long hill Oh my gosh I'm dead oh no and uh well let's stuff enjoy this in slow motion go he has turned into a mush of melted metal I don't know if we're gonna be able to recover from that one goodness that hurts yeah you good Mr McQueen yeah I'm fine everything's great all right glad to hear it let's try that again I want to try and make it to the bottom of this hill I don't care what kind of shape uh lightning is at the bottom I just want to see him get to the bottom holy oh gosh we're losing it oh no this seems bad no no go to the left go to the left I you gotta you gotta turn your controller to the way that you want it to go that's how science works right no we're oh we're gonna fall off come on look at how fast we're spinning right now I'm turning into a helicopter we didn't make it oh thanks Gabe I love how it's giving me a little warning uh tired deflated yeah my tire got deflated you know what else got deflated everything there is nothing left of me so I tend to Veer off to the right a little bit so I'm gonna try to like aim to the the left kinda and maybe we should try and Dodge these speed bumps that seems appropriate oh no oh no no no lightning no you gotta we gotta turn the controller the other way it's not working it's definitely not working oh I don't like the way this is looking they're not looking good oh oh we landed on all four tires and as you can see um that that didn't help okay I've traveled to a new section of the map this is called waterfall or dead end both sound great oh oh I see okay yeah so waterfall is to the left I gotta do the waterfall right right Mr McQueen this is what you wanted car versus waterfall I have no idea okay we're going 130 miles per hour what the heck what um oh okay yeah that did not end well this is called pin board you ready for this lightning what what oh my gosh oh gosh no no this is this is so bad oh okay yeah no I'm fine I'm I'm good I'm good yeah look see car is totally fine it is not recommended to jump off at more than 200 kilometers per hour goes without saying that uh we're probably gonna go over 200 kilometers per hour and I'm kind of okay with it oh gosh oh oh dear oh okay um yeah [Music] yeah oh boy oh boy okay oh good my engine is starved for oil who cares what's up it was impressive we're about to launch straight into the air okay I'm gonna try to like launch a little bit to the right oh boy oh what I just actually got over the top of this thing dude lightning you're very fast I don't know if you knew that and look at this look at the resilience of this guy doing donuts after taking autographs actually Donuts are the only thing he can do now it's kind of sad this is called downhill destruction I can't imagine why but let's go down this hill of what appears to be not so much destruction yet I'm dodging the the uh the speed bumps I don't need that in my life right now oh my gosh oh my gosh no no no no no no no no no oh dear okay just stay centered oh we have a choice to make I guess I'm oh no no no no no no no oh gosh oh hi oh yeah okay we're still going we're gonna make it to the end yes the finish line he's done it the greatest driver ever you good man he looks great I can't believe how far we came down and so quickly let's try part two oh my okay so this is a different Hill with different obstacles of destruction oh no okay okay I'm going to the left oh I'm getting there I can't even see oh no I'm fine everything's fine this is this is great this was all part of my master plan part of the road is missing don't know if the makers know that oh gosh we're spinning oh come on man just hang in there oh that is a very large jump I would love to hit that jump at maximum speeds I think I know what we're doing next but look at this [Music] driving down deadly Hills easy until it's kind of not there we're almost there lightning you almost you can make it you don't need that left tire well this seems kind of bad I really want to jump off that massive jump so how do we do that well we kind of need to to take it easy leading up to the jump so I'm gonna try to keep all four wheels on the ground oh my gosh this is where things get real steep uh-huh uh-huh oh baby we are lined up let's go I'm punching it oh my gosh [Music] slowing down time just to enjoy this moment of beauty and serenity take it in while it lasts um because things are about to get a little bumpy I would suggest oh my gosh look at how far we've come from the ramp oh man okay um well back to real time and back to reality that was beautiful more destruction please as you can see this is the island that we found ourselves trapped on so there's like branching paths at the top of this mountain what is three downhill Highway downhill lanes and downhill Road let's try this one downhill ramps take me to the top and this is gonna be amazing and by amazing I kind of mean sad for Lightning McQueen but very happy for me and hopefully for you guys too oh okay this is quite the hill oh oh I see the ramps I see the ramps okay so this is the middle ramp obviously uh we're we're going for a swim yeah yeah we're we're definitely gonna just uh take a dip in the ocean that was quite the dive I have to admit okay this time I'm going to the right because that seemed like it was the biggest ramp it didn't have quite as long of a run-up but I don't think we need to go much faster than than we already were I do think that we just took a little bit of damage that is slowing us down ever so slightly but still going pretty fast oh my goodness you ever wonder what it would be like if Lightning McQueen suddenly became a flying car Wonder no more cause now we know and it looks awesome when he's in the air The Landing still working on that one oh boy oh right on the top sorry about your your face could probably just buff that out this level is very simply called destruction of cars I wonder why let's find out there's a lot of trees I'm not sure uh what purpose they they play in the destruction of my vehicle but there they are this is a ramp yeah with lots of little bumps oh good no this is fine okay yeah you're just intentionally designed to make a car do what it's doing which is basically tumbled down a hill [Music] fair enough you win Hill let's see how Lightning McQueen fares against the classic a cliff you got this buddy you can do it okay the little little preview of a cliff and then the real cliff followed by the tumble followed by many many rocks it's okay no we're good we're good yeah no this is this is totally part of Mr McQueen's master plan yeah no just just keep going oh God the spin the death spiral it's still going oh okay that's gonna leave a mark I lost a wheel they're overrated anyways yep that's your nose that's that's your everything there goes another wheel hey but on the bright side we still got two wheels all right let's try to find another side of the uh the cliff to to launch this bad boy off of seems pretty uh pretty good no no no no no not like this not like this not like this like this no no God too late there's no going back now gosh but that's so painful okay well on the bright side um at least things are starting to kind of level off a little bit here kind of it's still still going down though are we good we good we're good we're good how about this direction sure there's like a little ledge right here [Music] okay I've made a terrible miscalculation terrible and beautiful all at the same time oh we are definitely gaining some speed here oh that's gonna hurt yep nope it's not over yet McQueen nope oh we're doing front flips oh cries to land back on his wheels but it doesn't work out in the end hey look at that Perfect Landing I'm trying to accelerate it's not working I can't imagine why 10 out of 10 Landing though I found a lovely tube of death let's go into it okay I am going to do my best to dodge these cubes um no promises that I'm gonna successfully do this though holy cow I'm the best um that's jumping I'm going off of it no I'm not I'm just skirting the edge of it and getting into it terrible violent role yep that was all part of my plan I nailed it what about this giant half pipe I'm not gonna launch out of the sides I just want to see what's down here I mean we know there's a oh gosh I just jumped off of a jump on top of the car who needs Wheels where's we're still driving that was incredible we landed perfectly on that bridge I'm just gonna go ahead and take the stairs here um to get down to where I was I just I just don't think cars were necessarily designed to go downstairs or maybe they were and that's exactly how they're supposed to get down just like that so my plan here is to drive very very fast into that crocodile's mouth that sounds like a fun thing to do I just need to get there safely which is very hard okay I think I've done it all right let's do this first I'm gonna run into the the straws of Doom let's see what happens is that my mirror sticking out of the back of the car what is that what happens this time I'm actually gonna slow down time right before impact or not all right let's go into the alligator's mouth slow down time oh no oh [Music] those are some tough teeth all right actually let's crash into the straws again but in slow-mo we gotta see this there you go oh man that hurts that hurts what is this over here I think I see spikes on the roof what oh no it's a it's a squisher it's gonna squish me can't get through the other side oh no not make it through the other side so close yet so far for science come on Lightning McQueen we're doing scientific research here this is very important can I do it oh I cannot pulled that off followed by this but I actually just did a full loop I feel like the greatest vehicle ever well done lightning that was amazing let's try to go up this slippy Ice Road oh this is not gonna end well I am not designed for this kind of terrain oh no lightning lightning just let it go man you're you're not making it up there we're back where it all started the insane Hill oh gosh oh that is the upsetting let's let's get a different angle so painful oh oh yeah no no oh clip the edge of that thing all right well it's safe to say that Lightning McQueen while he's not the best at surviving terrible crashes and impacts he's resilient and he gets back up and for that Lightning McQueen for that we thank you

Channel: Kindly Keyin

Views: 1,124,032

Keywords: kindly keyin, keyin, compilation, destructive games compilation, whos your daddy, solar smash, crash master 3d, crash master, teardown, teardown gameplay, beamng, beamng drive, beamNG

Id: GJVvD0T8TDI

Length: 100min 9sec (6009 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 01 2023