George Gets Caught | The Contest | Seinfeld

hey george hi hi what's the matter my mother caught me caught you're doing what you know i was alone you me she caught you where [Applause] i stopped by the house to drop the car off and i went inside for a few minutes nobody was there they're supposed to be working my mother had a glamour magazine i started leaping through [Applause] glamour so one thing led to another so what did she do first she screams george what are you doing my god and it looked like she was gonna faint she started clutching the wall trying to hang on to it yeah i didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling a zip up what did you do i zipped up so she bowed yeah well i couldn't run over there the way i was oh i guess i wouldn't think so so she fell and then she starts screaming my back my back so i picked her up i took her to the hospital oh how is she she's in traction sorry it's not funny elaine no i'm fine now back one out she's got to be there for a couple of days all she said on the way over in the car was why george why i said because it's there glamour i don't understand you i really don't you have nothing better to do at three o'clock in the afternoon i go out for a quarter milk i come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park don't give me ma it's a good thing i didn't hit the table i could have cracked my head open people can hear you too bad you can't do that for a living you'd be very successful you could sell out madison square garden thousands of people could watch you you could be a big star i want you to go see a psychiatrist no i am not going to see a psychiatrist why why not why won't you go because i don't want to i want you to go see somebody well i am not going it's a good thing your father's in chicago hello aunt estelle look at you how did this happen is that important really what is this a police investigation the woman's been through enough you have to relive the experience now hi denise 6 30 time for your sponge bath is it 6 30 already i fell asleep so george what are you doing now i hear you got some kind of television writing thing yeah television let me help you off with that i'm here just slip it over your head well it's a bad time we thought you were gonna wind up on the street what is it you're doing exactly george your cousin shelly is talking to [Music] you back of course i'm back why wouldn't i be back my mother's in the hospital i'm gonna pay her a visit i know but two days in a row you didn't have to do this you're my mother what wouldn't i do for you you know what you could do i haven't eaten lunch or dinner i can't eat this hospital food maybe you could run down to the deli and get me a sandwich you got it ma a little later could you go now georgie i'm very hungry i'm weak well wait a little while mine watch the difference i don't understand why you can't do this for me i just got here ma i'd like to spend a little time with you but if you wait they won't let you back in visiting hours are almost over ten minutes here here have some tic tacs get the hell out of here i'm sorry you came 6 30 time for your bath george i'm hungry [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 5min 13sec (313 seconds)

Published: Mon May 02 2022