Kramer's Girlfriend Wears Him Out | The Money | Seinfeld

[Applause] elaine uh you got a moment yeah craver come on in i uh i need to speak to you about some lady problems okay you know after i have sex with emily uh i don't want her in the bed anymore yeah because she's throwing off my whole sleep she's got the jimmy legs jimmy legs so uh well uh maybe i should just be honest with her huh tell her after sex you just want her out of there well i'd say it nicely i don't think so well you know i really like this girl and i you know i think that if i could just work out this one i gotta be honest with you kramer you might be more than just a couple of tweaks away from a healthy relationship well you're not exactly zeroing in yourself lady all right get out get out so let me get this straight you enjoy the love making shh oh yeah like strawberry pie okay but you have a problem sharing a bed with me i know it's not what the lady's like but without some solid sack time i'm a zombie i don't know oh come on man meet me halfway you're not easy crammer i know that was all right [Applause] well i'll see [Music] i i was thinking maybe i should spend the night oh that's sweet but actually i i think i'd prefer it if you left you were completely right i sleep so much better when i'm alone and you scream in your sleep i do there was a man he was trying to get into my apartment last night he was jiggling the door not for 25 minutes come on it was probably the win it was a fearless cat burglar now listen you got to let me sleep here i'll you know i'll stay over here on my side and i'll i'll stuff a sock in my mouth well i do morning oh boy what the hell is going on here i had some trouble at my place so i need a little company at night to sleep george your mother and i and kramer have been talking oh god hey frank yeah you got two beds in here that's right that's me on the left so you sleep in separate beds 30 years ago we came to an agreement it was the only way i could get some rest really stell's got the jimmy arms you can get that in your arms like you wouldn't believe cosmo are you sure you're going to be all right here alone oh yeah yeah i got emily coming over tonight you're letting him have a woman over he's not family it's different psychologically i don't know why i let you talk me into that corned beef at schnitzer's no one held a gun to your head don't forget we're eating dinner at the fireman's tomorrow night no why do i have to go they're your friends you like them i've had it with them then we won't go okay okay what time 8 30. that was all right [Music] you

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Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 12 2022