George Suffers From Shrinkage | The Hamptons | Seinfeld

which is not fair it's not fair I don't like this situation Jerry I don't like it one bit but what do you want me to do you want to see Rachel naked yes yes the punishment should fit the crime you can see me naked I could offer you that it's like I'm Neil Armstrong I turn around for a sip of tang and you'll jump out first oh don't go in Rachel's getting undressed oh okay hey oh sorry don't you knock I'm sorry uh it's not like I'm gonna see something I've never seen before you might have I didn't you won't anyway George yes George I'm kind of wondering myself what is it that you want no I was just wondering if you guys uh had any gum we're swimming in the pool and you wanted some gum yes because the water was cold and the chewing warms me up laughs we don't have any gum okay thanks anyway strange man where do you get to know him so where is this baby anyway oh check it out I guarantee you've never seen anything quite so objectionable it's down the hall third door on your left oh my God I'm sorry I thought this was the baby's room I'm really sorry I was in the pool I was in the blue would she do it on purpose it was my fault I I told her the wrong door I was supposed to see her she wasn't supposed to see me so what well ordinarily I wouldn't mind but but what well I just got back from swimming in the pool and the water was cold you mean shrink it yes significant shrinkage so you you feel you were shortchanged yes I mean she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension that was not me Jerry that was not me what's the difference what if she discuss is it with James oh she's not gonna tell Jane how do you know women aren't like us they're much worse than us they talk about everything could you at least tell her about the shrinkage Factor oh I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage besides I I think women know about shrinkage how do women know about isn't it common knowledge do women know about shrinkage what do you mean like laundry no like when a man goes swimming afterwards it shrinks like a frightened turtle [Laughter] why does it shrink it just does I don't know how you guys walk around with those things see look at this Rachel my t-shirt shrunk it used to be much bigger and now it shrunk so that's what water does it shrinks things more Mr science are you tell any secrets what are you laughing at nothing so much you know it's very unpolitical secrets are you talking about me what is it with you easy big fella you told her yeah what's the big deal you don't understand this organ it's very schizophrenic wait what's the difference you know you're the ones who are obsessed with this stuff not us I'm sure it wouldn't matter to Jane you're going back to New York now yeah I have some things to do tomorrow I think you spoke to your little friend Rachel that's what I think so what if I did and she didn't say something to you about a certain something I don't know what you're talking about I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be well in fact it is all that it should be and more sure it is look you don't understand there was shrinkage [Music]

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Length: 5min 10sec (310 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 26 2022