Danny Stomps Arin at Chess for 40 Minutes - Game Grumps

welcome to aaron gets slaughtered we're the series i'm a horrible person it's uh so you're gonna you're gonna take that you're gonna take him i don't understand why i wouldn't i failed to leave him protect i think the slow walk lets you just like let you think about the mistakes that you've made in life look at you sneaky time somebody's taking a trip to sneaky time junction you don't know what's going on with me you got no idea come on now come on now yes you get it [Laughter] oh man your pawn yeah oh that pawn yeah you cannot penetrate my wall of pawn your pawns are just the sassiest yeah yeah like yeah that diagonal wall yeah go ahead and take that pawn i don't even want him anyway god i love you that's right my bishop knows his [ __ ] yo he went to he [ __ ] even though he's a man of god yo he was in the army for like 17 years i didn't see the night [Laughter] chess is the ultimate [ __ ] game of gotcha oh [ __ ] i do want to tell you yes i'm very bad at chess i just want to be clear you're going to hate this i totally am check i don't i don't hate it actually well the only way you can stop it is by sacrificing your queen i totally hate it dan i'm gonna tell you what what's that i'm gonna tell you a little something about me tell tell me i'm very dumb i think this is the right one um i'm thinking lincoln you know our 16th president did you move your bishop here yes from here yes i see [Applause] well then i'm super pumped about this aren't i just a happy camper can i unpace this what the [ __ ] is on passe [Music] what the [ __ ] is that that is a move that is a very rare move in chess where if your pawn is almost all the way up and the other guy moves two pull like two spaces out of the gate you can pass him and kill him along the way what yeah it's a really rare chess move i'm glad we got to experience it what yeah go ahead go ahead shuffle your little feets [Laughter] get those tiny feet to juggling all right here's here's the deal okay on the rook okay he's coming no he's not yeah i just wanna time to regulate i hate you i'm gonna go ahead and do that all right see what you do okay that's what i thought you would one could consider that the correct move is literally the only thing i could do yeah and and now it is check check mate uh danny wins i mean we'll throw that in there because it needs to be said i'm the white side and he's the black side right i'm what the [ __ ] is what is what the f oh my god i would imagine move the wooden arrow spear over what you want what the [ __ ] this is horrible this is horrible we have to use the scene oh come on all right we have to use the same controller here we go this is when was this gate who invented this game i don't i do not there's battle chests that are way better than this no don't dan don't wha what do you mean don't don't move it no stop i'm scared of the potential action that will ensue ah my pawn is threatened i mean maybe it is maybe it isn't it's hard to know because so many [ __ ] things are in the way of seeing okay check this [ __ ] out hopefully everyone out there knows how to play chess or has some rude or miss okay here's here are the rules of chess don't lose yeah there you go whoa whoa oh yay let's wait oh it's only two ways to rotate it it's this way please stop and this way gonna barf how's that wait that's that's worse yeah it's the best and then you can't even tell what pieces they are from above aaron oh god please please stop i'm gonna throw up all right here you get a little action on your side now okay this is yeah this is pretty sweet you can totally see what the pieces are oh god now who [ __ ] decided this was a good way to play chess [ __ ] and now all the controls are upside down too what like moving up [Laughter] oh god this is rotating back oh we're are we fighting are we fighting so you're fighting so you think oh my god bro so you think what the [ __ ] is this are you serious what is i what the hell taking your pawn you all ready for this i take your pawn now you're a tiny man i'm gonna threaten you [ __ ] what now [ __ ] what y'all gonna do um i'm gonna take it because it's an empty threat it's not backed up by anything oh snap there goes stop twirling the board there goes dead boy she just is it an empty threat is it oh that's your queen oh [ __ ] my queen stab yo queen [ __ ] oh my god you got dead queen [ __ ] oh my god wow i totally thought that was your king god damn i castled my king god damn the graphics on this game well now what do i do i gotta take advantage of the situation the pressure's on what are you doing wha what is it that you're doing right now i don't know man what do you think i'm doing i i don't know what i think you're doing wow all right well first of all did i like fall right into your trap or it wasn't exactly a trap well first of all you took my bishop but you did lose your queen did i yeah because my bishop is backing it up oh my bad yeah that's what i figured yeah but like it wasn't exactly a trap i was just trying to get my rook into open air so he could like move across the board oh so it was a it was like a i don't even have to worry about this because it's so dumb and then i did the dumb thing and then you were like oh well man come on why do you want to steal my pawn i'm not stealing it you're going to you're baiting me to take that [ __ ] and then your rook's going to take it and then it's got free range of the well it doesn't because the king will take it but then the put me in check so you'll just get for free and then you'll pin my king and then you'll win i've never seen a more defeatist attitude in all my years of playing chess like i could say 16 moves down the line i am [ __ ] and there's nothing i can do to prevent it there's nothing i can do your rooks are positioned perfectly you're you're a tit grabber [Laughter] and a monster [ __ ] you're a monster [ __ ] how how oh am i what am i to do oh are you ready for the [ __ ] i knew you were i knew it see i knew it i knew you i know i know you i don't know if this game has on passe but i think they probably do yep oh you sick tit do you know what that is yes i know what on passe is okay cool jesus christ all right but explain it to the audience so they know uh i what move can i make i lose i resign the end you win dan wins okay dan realizes intelligence is more important [Laughter] and here we go with the checkmate black wins yeah it has been a long time since aaron and i have played a game of chess oh and uh well let me let me correct that statement it has been a long time since dan has blasted my [ __ ] in chess have you been practicing no oh on passant do you want it what's the next move that you do after this it's the bishop i mean you can do any number of moves the second horse it's called a night we're off to a weird start it's a horse dude what do you mean a night you can't night a horse i know well i'm so bad at this oh i can't even you're doing fine no i'm not you just have to not psych yourself out would you just shut up for a second i'm i'm in the process of psychic myself out no [Music] no [Laughter] yes yeah boy move that horse oh you're gonna [ __ ] double jeopard me dog double jeopard you yeah you're gonna double check for me why don't you why don't you ever talk to me during i don't want to move her though cause then i'll lose my queen but yolo is your queen and it'll be fun but then that'll be threatened and i don't like that oh i don't like the way this is going i know what i'm gonna do okay i don't know what i'm gonna do okay [ __ ] i know what i'm i know what aaron you must make a move we are doing a game show i know how to [ __ ] do a show i just want to figure it out i want to make sure i know what to do i'm going to freaking go right was that bad no i mean it's as good as anything it forces my hand what are you gonna do trade queens oh no not my queen oh baby i can move it here oh right you can yes i can move it here or here it is three and i was thinking of moving it here so for the love of christ you gotta pick one dude just [ __ ] dry up all right listen i wanna do a bunch of stuff come on oh i want to do a bunch of stuff come on everybody wants to do some stuff come on i'm going to do lots of stuff come on do the stuff aaron do the stuff aaron do the stuff listen i want to do the stuff aaron do the stuff i want to do all the stuff you see but i can't do the stuff unless you work for me come on check check me out [Music] [Music] the shop the shop yes you made a terrible decision yes i did oh why didn't i even think of the shop i don't know i thought it was like a pond boy i'm [ __ ] now you think you know what the [ __ ] is going on but you don't cause you didn't think of the rap precautions i didn't think of the rapper questions and you know what [Music] no that's a pawn tis [Music] oh i can't go there what the [ __ ] what the hell was i thinking what are you doing oh i'm such an ass check that was that taste that'd be a terrible move anyway shut up what are you doing i don't i was trying sorry dan i'm gonna lose one way or another it's starting to look that way [Music] that's the only thing you can do now looks like you took my [ __ ] now now i'm gonna take your pawn now and you're gonna take my partner now [Music] i don't know why i did that but i'm gonna [ __ ] [Laughter] i can't move my cane take it [Laughter] go on take it all right checkmate good game aaron you're a win boy you're you're you're a clever man aaron you have uh yet to beat me but it's correct i know it's coming because every time you get like a little bit closer and uh i feel my grip on myself worth slipping cool let's do it oh god there's too much to think about this isn't checkers level this is this is checkers times a thousand god [Laughter] your reactions are probably my favorite part of playing chess oh all right here we go that was a terrible trade but oh it is and it's a night aaron the the first if you want to be taken seriously as a chess player that's probably the first thing you're gonna have to do it's a [ __ ] horse dude they never make it a dude on a horse it's always just a horse it's a [ __ ] horse you took my [ __ ] bishop you son of a [ __ ] yeah that's what i did i was going to use it to win the game now what is a man to do i don't know what to do what to do me neither everything's so freaking dangerous i mean you're all jacked up over there with your freaking horse and bishop that you stole from me oh my god all right all right uh what what is this what is this i'm having fun dan don't don't bunk my sk i [ __ ] i knew that was gonna happen i thought of it and then i forgot about it i was like oh i should i should do something about no i guess not [ __ ] idiot god everything's fine [Laughter] oh [ __ ] tick tick [ __ ] people are watching this i know man it's so scary there's like a move that's like ooh but i can't do it now what that was like the worst move you could have done what do you mean what did you have what do you have on me oh god damn it i wasn't thinking about that i was just thinking about other [ __ ] this is what you do to me when we play [ __ ] chess you [ __ ] make me forget things that are supposed to not get forgot dude i know i know you're yelling at me but every time you clip the microphone it drops out so all i'm hearing is [ __ ] [ __ ] you always [Laughter] can't even with this night this night is just it's just just just [ __ ] eviscerated he's fine he's covered by the bishop i know he's covered by the bishop but i want to move him all right i didn't catch any of that but that's fine check yeah is it though it is what do you see to that [ __ ] oh boy i hate chess why do we play it no no i wonder what would happen if i just stopped doing commentary at all and just let you do the whole episode oh but it's right here it says and it doesn't but [ __ ] this position this sucks i can't think that way i just can't like i can't think that far ahead and then suddenly it's like oh okay well every move you do is you lose everything so [Laughter] shut up shut up [ __ ] you i know your [ __ ] horse is coming in and i gotta do [ __ ] trigonometry to figure that [ __ ] out what are you doing right now i'm resigning okay cool good game aaron wow that was a great game so let's let's get this started dan's going to win just fyi oh you don't know that no this might be this might finally be the time um i hate all of it i hate all of this already aaron this is your problem with chess you need to remain calm and chill out we have we're four moves into it and you're already freaking out but it's scary i'm scared dan this move that you just did i don't understand why he's but what's going on here the bishop yeah strange this is weird me out you're making me nervous dude kind of making me angry i think i think i'm i think i might kill a guy i've got two computers out one runs the discord and the other uh runs the game and on the game uh computer is this really peaceful wooden chess set you know with with gentle flowers and coffee rising and i look over at the discord screen and you are biting your nails and sweating previously take a horse you lose a horse oh well then you put my king in check [ __ ] yeah i'm gonna do that i shouldn't have said anything uh aaron i assure you 100 i was going to do that anyway sucks i hate this game why do i play it i don't know this was completely your idea i know but you understand me though right like bump this game is that an on passe no no no on passe would be where i'm moving one of my pawns that hasn't moved yet to a head and you slide in behind him much like my dog is sliding into my face right now can you see her camille please just please look at her butt with a little blurry tail phillips come on stop stop you're one of the funniest people i've ever played chess against just the [ __ ] frantic mumbling to yourself [Laughter] oh [ __ ] did you not no i didn't see that at all oh [ __ ] okay [ __ ] i wouldn't have done that if i'd [ __ ] god damn it what the hell i can't think in [ __ ] four dimensions man there's too much stuff to think about [ __ ] so stupid only only an idiot would play this stupid game dumbass game i give up what am i going to do now i'm on the run from the queen there's nothing i could do dude here for my friend dan like an [ __ ] what's oh man here comes the [ __ ] heavy artillery now what do you expect me to do on the run with my king i don't know man just do something it'll be all right do something congratulations erin what do you mean congratulations i lost i was a losing boy yeah but you gained experience no i didn't i'm gonna try some different stuff this time yeah mm-hmm because because i i have like this tried and true kind of thing that i really like but maybe i'll mix it up okay i actually got lucky because you just had to move your pawn up to the queen in the night and it would have forked them oh can i go back i'd rather you didn't look i'm not that smart you gotta understand this uh oh uh no that doesn't i'm such a dingus aaron relax take it easy no it means so much to me to win this because i don't have anything else in life yes you do you have lots going forward i need this dan i think you have the advantage what no i don't well well how where tell me mean of course obviously i know think of it as an advancing army you always want whoever's on the front lines you always want to have their backs covered by the people behind them so you have a night that's kind of out there and ahead um and this back wall of unused pieces so the next move would be to bring up those reinforcements and advance does that make sense of course it makes sense but you're talking about silly [ __ ] dude what am i supposed to do is there a move that you're looking at that you're like oh if he makes this move i'm [ __ ] not really [ __ ] but i mean it's only it's only the 10th move of the game i will threaten you once again [Music] i don't know if that's the move you want to make no well i'll just take it with the bishop what are you talking for free oh [ __ ] god damn it why can't i see this [ __ ] i'm so stupid this game sucks it's the worst i don't like it i don't want it anymore i [Music] i don't know what to say man you said dan can we play some chess i said are you sure [Laughter] and you said yes definitely you immediately got panicked and screaming god i knew that was what's gonna happen [ __ ] knew it [ __ ] knew it i knew exactly that's what was gonna happen i ain't no fool mama didn't raise a fool apparently mama raised a fool because i'm [ __ ] trying so hard not to laugh what the [ __ ] i always don't see the bishops i'm such a fool for the bishops no more the [ __ ] is my god i've never seen you so miserable i'm so sorry dude no no you don't understand this is this is my prime this this is prime rib you got going here i don't know what that means either it's exactly where i was before the same [ __ ] it's the same [ __ ] garbage different day same day [Music] same [ __ ] garbage different day same day well you get another queen when the pawn hits yeah i think the game's over aaron i know it's over but i like sorry playing chess with you my friend do you really yes of course i like it a lot too oh my [ __ ] all right fine let's just get it over with my [ __ ] aches for less chest happy game aaron was it it's time for our once a year attempt for aaron to finally beat me at chess all right so you are the cream in like blood did you knight no that's not what that's called [Music] what is this what the [ __ ] is happening here now and like it's like i just met you once but it's like this is crazy like we just met tonight and you're already moving your knight to f5 damn i'm dude i'm so bad at this and i and i like aaron no pieces have been exchanged yet i know but i'm scared this is this happens every time we play chess by like turn nine you freak out and everything goes to [ __ ] because you lose your composure just relax man everything's fine relax no it's the art of war the art of war i'm pretty sure shanks are definitely uh shang tsung he's the guy the guy from mortal kombat right didn't you write the art of war of course he did with all that shape-shifting he's lit a lot of lives [Laughter] oh oh you're gonna do that [ __ ] no but you can't do that [ __ ] cause there's a queen there don't do it you [ __ ] did it you're in check you had the the split between the um the rook and the king backed up but not the bishop and the king you silly [ __ ] i can't just keep thinking one step ahead of myself i gotta start thinking four steps ahead of my two steps behind but all i ever see when i look four steps ahead of myself is losing four steps ahead is crying into a bag of fritos later i'm [ __ ] never going to win in chess ever was that check made what damn that is checkmate wow yeah holy [ __ ] i didn't even realize what the [ __ ] yeah yeah okay i don't even know where i'm at right now me neither i'm a little discombobulated the pawn shall die what the [ __ ] happened [Laughter] what did you just do i took i took your night with my bishop but that's like so rude though i you know what i hadn't considered that you're not going to love this next move aaron oh really oh oh my god how did i not see this oh jesus you're in a bit of a rough spot yeah no [ __ ] this game sucks chess is the worst game ever made what am i gonna do i gotta give i can't do [ __ ] took all my [ __ ] pieces now everything's worthless everything's worthless what don't you understand [Music] oh my god you having a mental breakdown soliloquy over this music is unreal [Laughter] please don't back me into a corner [ __ ] [Laughter] i'm over here farting and also [ __ ] oh [ __ ] fit for a king i moved upon that's a crazy opening move it's not so crazy now is it [Laughter] well then interesting why is it why is it all of a sudden like like boots and cats what is this what are you doing i'm you're mixing it up i'm mixing it up but what was that move even there's too much chocolate i can't believe how much chocolate there is you get so many pawns it's like get rid of them who the hell wants pawns anyway get less pawns oh man that's what's up yeah that's what's up what's what's up i'm gonna i'm gonna do something real stupid and we'll see how it plays out in the end [ __ ] [Laughter] what the hell man what do you like this do you like this i'm a [ __ ] child dude i don't know what i'm doing i'm sorry just like beating the [ __ ] out of me all day every day i can't handle it what am i supposed to do i'm sorry it's just that you just said like it goes a little something like this [ __ ] shut up [Music] i don't know anything holy [ __ ] ally's losing it over here [ __ ] stupid game nobody plays this this game will never last this game needs a battle royale mode to last oh bad i still haven't fully recovered yet you guys are [ __ ] bullies [Laughter] i hate when you move the horses nice saren it's a [ __ ] you tell you look at that thing and you tell me i take it easy stop making the camera go crazy it's a [ __ ] horse mommy wants some milk gotta drink the milk uh yeah that's exactly what i [ __ ] wanted to happen you son of a [ __ ] fell right into my [ __ ] trap i have no idea what i'm doing i wrote this song do you like it aaron honey what are you doing man what what did i do i swear to god if i read one [ __ ] comment from somebody that's like sucks a chess no [ __ ] but he would die if he went here and then he would take upon and get away with it if he went here that's how you have to think that's exactly the thought process but then he would die if he goes here too so maybe i just got a right protection exactly yes i don't have the brain for that though you just did it oh you don't understand nobody understands me so what will you do coward will you die by the sword or will you live by the die here i go good game aaron no it wasn't and you know it did you have no it wasn't a good game did i have fun do i ever have fun what the [ __ ] does fun even mean i live every day of my life in fear that i'll have to play you again in chess aaron how many times have you beaten me at monopoly and wheel of fortune those aren't games of skill they're games of dope ness dopeyness their games are stupid chess is a game of smart and you're always better than me and i'm gonna [ __ ] shove my head onto a spike we weren't planning on playing chess but then aaron came in today and said i want to play chess i want to play chess with dan which leads me to believe two things one uh the possibility that you've been practicing non-stop since we last played chess right or two that you have a direct live feed to a chess master that you'll be feeding this game to and uh having him make all the moves for you no um neither is true i just i just feel something in my bones okay i'm gonna count how many turns it takes you to start losing your mind and freaking out and yelling nope i'm not gonna lose my mind you can see my power level has increased dan [Music] with chess yeah i'm sorry i didn't mean it to sound like that all right hold on oh hold on hold on i'm thinking changing my mind changing my mind in real time i'm thinking about the possibilities of this situation you always [ __ ] me with the knights all right move six move six is where things started to get aggressive you hey no i'm not losing my mind i'm just assessing the situation here you are you are you are misinterpreting passion you are losing you are the biggest self-tilter i've ever known in my life oh man you're a lot harder than the easy computers yeah i can tell you've been playing you you are making better moves for sure i'm not losing it [Laughter] just want everyone at home to know everything's awesome yes it's a game of skill if we were at a tournament and it was televised have you ever seen those tournaments where like you know two guys will sit there literally for you know a couple of hours before one of them makes a move and if just during the course of that long period of downtime one of the guys was like jesus is a game of skill [Laughter] it would be remembered forever [Laughter] [Music] hmm i don't want your queen just as much as i don't want to lose my queen oh [ __ ] all right well then looks like the tables have turned again by the way i have not played a good game of chess today sounds like an excuse all right here's do it i know dude please please just you think you're protected by your [ __ ] paws you just say that after every move [ __ ] this bishop this bishop can suck my ass this bishop can suck my ass my whole ass okay okay all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no big deal i'm okay with that great i i truly am because this is this is why all right this is why i'll tell you why boy i'm screwed [Laughter] i'm all right with this this is why god i'm [ __ ] [Laughter] you know i'm really doing my best here especially when you have admitted that you are not playing a good game of chess today so that makes me feel even dumber no you're doing you're doing very well i could easily lose this you change it your kid just has to like stroll around just shimmy in back and forth [ __ ] no no don't do it no no good game aaron good game it wasn't good because i lost one of these [ __ ] days you know what i'm gonna study i'm gonna study so [ __ ] hard and i'm gonna see every pattern ever made i'm gonna get one of those stupid apps that has all the problems it's like get out of this situation two moves and there's like a pawn and you're up against like three rooks it's like i don't want to i'll study and i'll get so good

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Keywords: chess, game grumps, game grumps vs, danny, arin, arin loses, rage, sad, tilted, anger, failure, en passe, dan, pro, gameplay, reaction, best moments, compilation

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Length: 39min 48sec (2388 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 13 2022