Game Grumps - Skyward Sword - Supercut! [Streamlined play-though!]

i thought aaron was fat this whole time boy slim thick skinny legend got me quaking oh look at this we're doing it and it's not just like an april fool's joke where it's us and you have to frustratingly watch it on a tiny window reflection yeah your favorite game and aaron's yeah and i'm actually very excited the goddess oh i do do we know with this story this is like a prequel to all zelda lore oh this is like the first game that acknowledged that all the zeldas were combined okay so this is before the original 1986 legend of zelda yes this is way way pre [Applause] it's early oh is this our chance to be biff jerky biff jerky oh i don't think there's enough lines spoon bowls spoon bowls perfect oh this might just be spoonful spoon bowl wait wait spooples [Laughter] spoon please oh yeah look at these pinks and greens it's very watery uh visually inspired and wow look at all these trees man skyward sword i can't believe it well what's going on with that thing right there that's nuts i love it describe it more okay whoa holy crap according to jack wow that thing actually is pretty [ __ ] cool [Laughter] according to jack uh the people at home can see a frustratingly small amount of the game in the reflection of the window frustratingly small it has this weird like like canvas texture over it oh i'm tired 20 billion years of existing dormant in the earth oh my god he's his forehead has sprouted oil all the numbers and stuff for singapore and [ __ ] wait was that link but it's in english so ah no that was zelda this is zelda damn it i think we had this exact moment of course we did in the april fool's episode she's so pretty she's so beautiful god i wish you all could see it take this letter giant [ __ ] doofy toucan bird she just smashes into a building wow she got way prettier since ocarina well she's like a she's like a normal girl now she's not like a princess or anything oh she's kind of hanging out how did that happen that's just the new lore oh so dan i don't know if you know this is a prequel oh before everything i didn't know that at all yeah so who's sideburns over here that's link okay he's got he's got like kissy lips he's got he does he's got he's kissably soft in this version and he's all upset about the the the demon monster with the teeth yeah that thing looks like what lives in ross's colon after he eats taco bell that's link yeah well yeah beautiful lips he's got some dsls in this game hello s my d yeah right there looks like those worm things from beetlejuice oh yeah rise spoonfuls the time has come for you to awaken you're fated to have a hand in a great destiny it will soon find you sorry to interrupt this awesome [ __ ] nightmare dream you're having the time has come for you to awaken spoonballs it's over here so ah carl so this is an ancient relative of link yes i guess okay cool thank you it's funny do you have any more mail covered in sputum for me there's some charming stuff in this totally hey sleepyhead i know how much you like to sleep in so i'm guessing this letter will be our alarm clock this morning did i guess right check yes or no and stuff back in mouth of bird rise and shine spooples today's the wing ceremony you promise to meet me before it starts right today's the day we grow our wings you'd better not keep me waiting zelda damn girl zelda's writing me a letter so then so this is the game where you are able to sit oh i love it look it's skyloft i love this the music here is [ __ ] awesome it's so pretty i feel like you're at the ren fair yeah stay hydrated it's just oh i forgot about the lime wedge oh yeah the awesome lime you start playing this game and you're just charmed right like look at this look at this it's so adorable there's that weird like painterly zoom effect or like blur effect there's there's like it's the cute little cut scene with a bird spitting a letter at you yep this guy who looks like he's like stay hydrated you see zelda's father headmaster that's a pet named mia and well she's scampered off again oh yeah cat delivery man yeah i gotta get the cat off the roof this i remember see this is fun yeah this is cool this is like some ninja gaiden stuff so you could throw the cat yeah of course that's the point you sure about that yeah you don't want to throw the cat i don't know look it's meowing it's [ __ ] adorable you want to save the cat you could huck the cat like right off the side of the cliff oh sure i could if i wanted oh that'd be terrible would it i'm gonna throw it to the man though okay [Music] thank you for returning my dead cat thank you for tossing my cat oh it's so cute i'm gonna pick him up again boy very trusting for you know considering you just tossed it you've brought her back safe and sound look at how blue that sky is that's nice it's very pretty i like skyloft oh it's leo from a way out oh wow look at him how's it going dude that's frank i know look at us couple of cards did you manage to get even a wink of sleep last night figured you might have been tossing and turning all night thinking about the big sound like i'm about to meet the the beautiful zelda you want to do her voice or should i good morning there you go she's cute in this i'm glad to see my loft wing got you out of bed that was your [ __ ] bird that spit on me i was pretty [ __ ] he spit on you it's time to put him down i was pretty sure you'd sleep in and forget to meet me this morning aren't they beautiful especially this instrument oh yeah the instrument of course yes they tell me it's just like the one the goddess was said to have in the legends i made this throughout myself and we get to use it in today's ceremony i'm gonna give it to the guards to bribe him with it's a mexican quesadilla wrap i want extra chicken between the harp and this outfit i'm gonna make a great goddess today give the good stuff how do i look great needs improvement thanks boom boom anyway i don't like you anymore because i only like guys who treat me like [ __ ] ah there you are are you all prepared for today's ceremony it's like a little woman oh hello father it's encouraging to see you up so early god i'm bloated given your capacity for sleep no doubt today's ceremony had you too excited to close your eyes for once i should stop eating so much if you win today's ceremonial race what is happening with my eyebrows you'll get to participate in the post-race ritual with zelda you don't want to know what that is so give it your best out there though you may have a point today's wing ceremony tests the skill of the rider as well as his bond to his bird when we are young every one of us meets our loftwing under the great statue of the goddess it is quite a big moment as i'm sure you'll recall i don't remember everything about the goddess uh but that first meeting between spoon pools and his loft wing was extraordinary sure don't you remember that you just said you did do you recall when spoonball's in that loft wing of his first met i will ask it twice what a sight what if he's not allowed to become at night you are putting a lot of pressure on a tutorial young lady calm down my dear it will be fine here we are go on now jump off the edge and call your left wing it's almost time for the ceremonies to try to practice seriously for once go on jump jump off you go all right father i did it guess i'm not a mute have you killed him pressed well i didn't even have to press down he just did it for me hmm good looking taint on that boy hmm how dead do you think he is on a scale his bird shirt is taking a long time to get here won't it be funny something's wrong i'll be his bird hey carl are you two all right this is very odd spoonfuls what could have possibly happened to your loft wing for a bird to ignore the call of his master it's unheard of [Music] you do have a loft wing don't you do you think it's weird that my hands are each bigger than my head i mean like significantly bigger everyone's so tough on link d uh are you eating those stamina fruits as soon as you grab them or okay it's whoop well [Music] watch your step there you can't always depend on nights like me to swoop in and save you you [ __ ] idiot don't men open darts for a lady anymore how am i supposed to stand here waiting for a little chivalry oh it's just pimples say you look all flustered did something happen you can't find your loft wing um i don't know what to tell you i've been here at school the whole time this yeah are you about to get nude i thought this was like am i about to see your skyward sword i thought this would never make that [ __ ] boy very communal group here [ __ ] groose love well we're we're like bird flyers or something oh oh and this is our school you're like dorm rooms yeah look out out of me you can you can rip deuces this is the best part of this game oh my god that's awesome a loft wing won't come when you call for it why would a guardian bird not come when it's cold you know i've never heard of this ever happening before and i'm the great gangini so i can't even tell you what you're doing wrong that's right the great gangini but a good senior never hangs an underclassman out to dry certainly not i valedictorian gangini we'll figure this out together you go to the plaza and ask people there if they know anything in the meantime i'll ask around here have you seen the murderer around he's calling himself gangini all right go ahead uh you called it but it didn't even come to you so that means oh i knew it oh um nothing really i was talking to myself you know like i do everyone's just talking to themselves when they talk to you hey um i should probably tell you very recently myself forget it that was me never mind sorry what am i i look like the great genghis here are you talking to me about your loft wing right now how many characters do you think i can give this voice yeah just i'm a little busy here so buzz off and [ __ ] you your bag yeah like wow i've never been told to buzz off by someone who literally looks like a buzzer it really adds a layer buzz off i'm roasting oh hey little roly-poly kid oh my god that poor trait i think i can is this kid the spiritual successor to booger kid from uh wind waker booger kid you remember the kid with a giant bogey hanging out oh yeah yeah um all you have to do is use ada dash roll whoa you did it a skystack beetle wait up wait up i'm gonna eat you i'm gonna eat the [ __ ] out of you you take the beetle i'll keep the money oh hey what's up hello hi hey hi spoon booze nice [ __ ] today huh perfect for the ceremony coming ceremony so who do you think you went today i guess grizz is a strong contender but the winner will get blessed by a village girl chosen to represent the goddess how romantic oh you're in the tournament too right sorry about that groot's thing i think greece is going to win grizzlies the best nobody compares the cruise anyway what's your name and you are [Music] hello such a beautiful day but we're too busy to enjoy it some things never change isn't that the truth the only thing my lug nut of a son is good for is getting grease on his shirt all i do is laundry laundry laundry it never ends i hear you and i'm terrible at washing clothes i wish i could get someone to do it for me like someone of an ethnic descent and so where is this swept away by that strong undercurrent to your death let's find out a one a two whoa actually yeah nice this is the only world that these people know okay they think it's just like floating in the abyss i see and there's all these other mountains and lands to go to to fly to that are also floating in the abyss and it's like sort of forbidden to go like down because it's just like death i guess what could be down there but then i guess you'll find out oh my god i'm very excited actually where the [ __ ] is the [ __ ] plaza there's a sign is it in the statue of the goddess that sounds like where it would be right that's the plaza this is the school up here what oh that's like the lookout or something oh there's groose over here yeah there you go nice i think this is the plaza hooray [Music] you know gross that sure was a pain what with all the scratching and packing course it was you thought a big crimson loft wing like that was gonna go down without a fight god i'm handsome but we got him and i don't care how tough those birds are supposed to be he's not getting out of that pen anytime soon boys whoa spoonfuls so uh yeah just how long you've been standing there just i just want to preface this by saying gruese is the best thing about this [ __ ] game really you like him i love groos oh [ __ ] what is it about him i mean just is he kind of like a tool he's [ __ ] he's just silly what's your problem anyway oh wait i got it you're here to talk about today's race i can see it in those dopey eyes of yours they're pleading oh oh cruz can you please find in your heart to let me win today please you're just desperate to win so you can get some alone time with zelda on the statue of the goddess at the end of the ceremony well sorry pal groost doesn't do charity for wimps my advice work hard and wish with all your heart you might even come in second god my [ __ ] is huge say come to think of it how come i don't see a bird where is that scruffy pile of red feathers not referring to myself don't see your other bird your bird either yeah i can't imagine what could have happened to him uh nice hair thank you you lay off my do right now or i'll flatten you everyone knows i've got the slickest pompadour in town hell yeah oh zelda hey nah it's the again aren't you no just because he's small and weak he's a student at the academy like all of us that's a long point why do you insist on playing around so much can you use the disney point it's very rude to use one finger yeah i suppose [Music] suppose for a magazine i suppose you [Music] puffed forget it i wasn't supposing anything okay [ __ ] you i don't want religion in my video games god damn it's [ __ ] locked again [ __ ] whorewell all right great the hell is he over here we want to join our cool tights club some information about your loft wing oh okay well then hey spoonboos i was just looking for you the great gangini sees all i heard your loftwing has gone missing so i thought i'd join in the search and get this when i asked fledge what he knew he started acting weird that's right isn't that right in fact he opened up and inside of him was a smaller fledge and then that one opened up and there was a smaller pledge inside that i'm so sorry spimples i really wanted to tell you but if cruz found out i told you um he'd kiss him don't listen to that [ __ ] it sounds like bruce it sounds like bruce and his buddies had a plan to capture your bird and hide him near a waterfall if you're going out of a waterfall remember that there are some dangerous things there creepy crawly things you'll need to carry a sword i think i saw the connect commander go into the sparring hall a while ago you could you should go ask him if you can borrow one the knight academy night academy wait didn't you see it was the sparring hall oh yeah wait i was just there good job they were standing in front of the [ __ ] sparring hall to the sparring hall oh for [ __ ] sake he's like go all the way to the sparring hall heard pooples do you still want to get in some sword practice even though today is the wing ceremony i'm impressed so this is what makes this game unique all right uh-huh it's a one-to-one with my look at that that's cool so if i swipe down it's down if i sleep left oh people must have [ __ ] loved that my logs why you slicing up my logs damn son you've actually got the gift damn it sure looked like it felt good yeah i swear to god no tree in hyrule is safe when you're around oh nice that's the way hey hey what the [ __ ] don't forget only use the fatal blow on living opponents just like some really useless piece of i don't want to sneak out with it it's not gonna let you keep it what if i ask for it what your loft wing is missing wait one more thing wait don't you want to go in the waterfall i gotta go behind the waterfall right cause i gotta chop down these woodses i'm what i'm chopping i'm chopping i'm chopping behind the waterfall would be an awesome song behind a waterfall yeah something like that hmm [ __ ] you [ __ ] nice ugh my arm is gonna get very tired do you believe in ghosts do i believe in ghosts yeah no but i wish really i believe in that i wish they existed so that i could be spooked out fair enough look there he is it's me he can't get out of that looks like he could just squeeze through the top no doubt about it that's your left wings pimples well you did say it's kind of stupid right yeah that thing couldn't break out that it's held together by duct tape the the old school equivalent of duct tape yeah rope electrical gaffers tape they're based on horn bills ah shoehorn bills is what they're called oh are we about to have a my uh japan [ __ ] loves them for some reason really they're everywhere could find out together let's do it i bet it's just pudding it'll catch us and then we'll be able to stay down there forever because it's pudding and we'll just eat it we live off of pudding and our love i don't i think we should see other people what are you talking about are you leaving me someone follows those things sacrifice you to the pudding yeah the old tails describe a whole world under there far more fast than skyloft the thing is no one's ever been down far more vast than skyloft it's the most it's nothing but vastness skyloft is like 200 square feet yeah and then vast in every direction yay oh this is lovely watch out for the nuggets so i just thought maybe like it looks cool because zelda has blue which is like the wisdom part of the triforce right yeah am i remembering that right and link was courage which is green and ghana was power which was red that's all i was thinking do they have colors i thought they did or am i thinking of the wands what's in a link to the past a link to the past do you have to find pendants yes and they correspond to wisdom courage and power there's three pendants i haven't [ __ ] around word around the plaza is you found that dumb bird of yours well that's just great because you and your dumb bird can't tell time all the prerest warm-up me and the guys did were for nothing now i'm all stiff but that's really neither here nor there is it we've been waiting forever for the race to start and they delay it for you i don't get it the big flake gets special treatment the only flakes i like are corn you're almost a man and yet you still can't seem to go anywhere without zelda i bet you can't even decide what to have for lunch on your own huh cucumber said which is maybe some corn and i don't think we haven't i don't think we haven't noticed the smug looks that you use instead of words ooh zelda and i are best friends we go everywhere together oh just [ __ ] already you think you're pretty sweat don't you well don't you don't you i hate to break it to you but today is the day i bust up this adorable little fantasy land you're living in tea i'm copyright so this adorable little fantasia we've been sued zelda's playing the role of the goddess today at today's ceremony did she tell you about it she's into it and i'm gonna be the one to claim that sale cloth how are you when i heard she made it herself man no way was i gonna let some scrawny clown snatch that prize for me some scrawny clown snatch that's what the prize is i can't wait to win that scrawny clown snatch oh my god looks like i have a new name for my [ __ ] all right all right we are special moment alone nobody's stopping me and zelda from having our moment oh it's so real i can i can see it yup my girlfriend she's really dude can't explain what you just meant by a special moment and learning [ __ ] [ __ ] was i monologuing out loud i uh nothing big really just just spoofs yeah i was just telling my buddy here how glad i was he found that red bird of his boy am i looking forward to a fair race anyhow later zelda look for me during the race i'll be one pulling off all the dangerous moves yeah go for it dude us alone why not us alone come on spoof oh try to focus for once i know you're fixated on my hot ass yeah well i can't with that scs you got going on that's scrawny clowns nice well the lake ceremony about not because participating students please assemble looks like they changed the announcer [ __ ] weirdo good luck bubbles oh [ __ ] now it's just racing time race time man oh damn this is the race to decide whether you get to pursue knighthood wow these gas powered birds really are cruising across the sky yeah i think it's about knighthood right [Laughter] i'm gonna get you you're doing pretty well it's [ __ ] right i'm doing well it's because i'm a master i'm coming for you what the [ __ ] out of my way bruce how do you know where the trail is what trail are you just wait i'm just chasing this bird oh oh i saved i see got it i truly was not paying attention i just thought it was a race that's great hey sorry don't you know this is my day to get all the glory i'm the video game boy i'm the one who wins egg into your face what happened i don't know oh god they're actually throwing eggs those dicks those are all tiny goose babies yeah i know oh seems very uncool i'm getting this [ __ ] out hell yeah nice done yeah the bird statuette it proves your victory today wait till zelda sees this oh [ __ ] yeah oh you got the birth statue yeah that's cool you fart screw can can he can he win instead i don't think so okay stop us she's going to crash catch me oh my god oh she's a little crazy i like her like the loot like went into her chest i'm just bleeding and turtling great thanks but both congratulations oh mate [ __ ] kiss me yeah dude they haven't kissed since [ __ ] zelda one no zelda two did they kisses all the two yeah remember they get close just as the curtains dropping down oh [ __ ] it's an implied kiss yes it's not an on-screen kiss [Laughter] do you know what happens at the end rain the girl dies nope oh well um i get to punch you in the gut again it's like are you familiar with the mating ritual of the praying mantis i thought you would have faded it up by now i eat your head [Music] oh my god are they gonna kiss oh god you have to jump off the statue damn it just [ __ ] kiss her look down see that big round design in the courtyard below shift it ladder your brains and body all over it she totally wants it to finish the ceremony you need to drop down right into the center of it and that's not being that's not me being captain patriarchy like she was she [ __ ] wants it right before you hit the ground press peter open up your snow cloth just how brave are you are you ready to jump i'm gonna ask you that as i push you off you don't even have to use it it just does it automatically oh nice yeah welcome the [ __ ] skyward sword [Laughter] oh boy it's eventually landing that was amazing remember once you tap up the edge you can control the eggs don't [ __ ] this one up again you've only got so many bones in that body of yours oh my god that was like that [ __ ] scene from uh [ __ ] what's it from where the rock is like a movie star and he does like a like a real jump like it's a three minute him falling like this and then he just smacks it in the ground and dies oh boy i think it was uh starsky and hutch what's this oh god that that that scene is so great oh what's i never saw your lack of teeth before [Music] oh here comes your bird [Music] did you did you feed him yet he seems really hungry you shouldn't stay downwind of the cloaca it's okay [Music] just [ __ ] say it baby there's something i've been meaning to talk to you about oh oh no there's like five separate almost kisses [Laughter] i'll be fine i'm sure the time has come for you to awaken you're vital to a mission of great importance gotta give a voice that i'm one of us is willing to do for a long time god i'm so just [ __ ] kiss her she's so close hey before we die no god even metaphorically i can't hook up when your loftwing carried you back you were limp and unconscious no good to me i should say she left with you and now she's gone so i'm going to need a reason why i shouldn't beat your ass now oh it's a really bad lie a black tornado you say hmm papa john won't like that i'm going to leave my hand here and see if you do anything about it i'm uh what stop yeah i just want to say hi i mean look at how dope that is yeah no she looks great oh my god he wants revenge revenge jesus christ that was like no finish him sorry bud god that was like when the first zombie turns towards you in the original resident evil oh i feel so bad for him no well [ __ ] him he attacked you i know but kick him off the side [Laughter] land on your feet now [ __ ] nine lives wow look at that framing yeah nicely done oh that's a big pleasant moon spooky scary unlike majora's mask oh yeah god so nice to see like a good-looking moon again inside the statue of the goddess my testicles with coops the master sword so soon uh yep the one chosen by my creator i have been waiting for you you will play a role in a great destiny come spooples you must take up this sword as the one chosen by my creator it is your destiny her voice reminds me of portal yeah look at the camera game ready stance um okay lift from the knees oh damn that was way easier than in uh all of the other ones skyward yes that is pretty sweet i've had my suspicions but until now i wasn't sure you are the [ __ ] who lost my daughter nice motorcycle gloves nice earring dude you're killing it that green uniform is what our knights will be wearing this year to be honest i've had my doubts about the color but it screams you but oddly enough see you wear this uniform i can't imagine a more fitting color for you see it's as though you were born to wear it unless you got the blue ring or the red ring take care on your journey and be sure to stop by some of the shops at the bazaar here and in town to help to equip yourself properly for the travels ahead the green uniform looks so adventurous you sure look like a night now the headmaster said you're heading out to look for zelda what the f that was so fast that was awkward you can store all kinds of useful stuff i'm gonna start referring to my scrotum as the adventure pouch yeah do you like my midriff bearing shirt i'm sure there's still plenty you don't know don't forget to press two if you need a pointer or two what's happening to my face my skull is coming out of my body welcome to the scrap shop welcome do you need your forehead eyes or nipples protected [Laughter] i'm your guy oh boy that is a weird looking dude he's like the waldo of uh the zelda universe yeah it looks like a balloon that's about to pop he reminds me of the dude who sells you the masks oh yeah yeah he's got that weirdness about him please take a moment for your senses to savor the wonderful treasures i have prepared for you friend i want the shield i have money to buy it it's a shield you can use it for shieldy things 50 [ __ ] rupees no god damn thanks damn oh my god oh young man before me you may choose not to believe me but my eyes worthy [Music] um so apparently uh in the development of this game they thought it was like too hard so you know typically you start a zelda game and you have three hearts right but they started you with six hearts yes it was originally started with three hearts from what i understand very large house this is lovely with two cats in the yard i'm diving straight down oh that's cool ah dive oh uh thanks bird see a bird boy that hat is on tight i know ryan damn my hat [ __ ] i'll catch it later boy that is [ __ ] awesome good job oh look at us we're in the world now oh those guys those things got ugly yeah well you have to slice them in the direction of their mouths eww oh it's the um it's the mononoke monster yeah it's the taco bell [ __ ] with teeth eating and get a bigger tent i think that's her hat it might be ah the traveller descended from the clouds above i welcome you child of fate what's with islands get more land what's with deserts get less sand what the [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] it's the saturday night live song that makes fun of the insane clown posses miracle song it's thank you yes thank you for remembering goes the clock that is my hair it is a proof it is proof that yeah it's supposed to be like a pendulum obviously it is proof that you are fit to bear the blade you carry the goddess sword goddess i have sat here for many years waiting for you to arrive postmates helps you stand under the roof of the sealed temple please drop the pizza through the sunbeam roof and i'm like sweet five dollar tip a place built by the goddess an eternity ago that girl has her own purpose she must pursue as do you a young handsome twink like yourself probably has many adventures ahead of you i mean the club look at those dsls you've got there getting a little metropolitan are we oh my hair's twinkling again and if you see the fedex guy outside don't let him get away i'm sick of it leaving his [ __ ] slips i would say just dangling in the breeze just knock already just i the package doesn't require a signature i'm the only one here nobody's gonna [ __ ] steal a package i don't have any neighbors they're all plants that eat men you are ready leave through the door before you and head into the woods i wish you safe travel and friend dog hello birds oh [Laughter] oh my god hello can i join the friend circle oh they're picking on him oh he's a goron yes he is thanks for helping go around boy they just slapped the heart right out of here boy these guys are kind of goofy you're gonna die aaron you're gonna do it i'm not gonna die you get a door damn it oh sort of telegraph that move let me just sniff your knee for a second it's okay oh that's a nice font can you throw those rocks at them oh they're already are all dead oh neat oh damn oh that's what you gotta do you gotta back attack him face you always yeah bye notice their leopard underwear oh neat his skull an ornamental skull yeah oh you can use it to decorate places they like have to point out that that wasn't something that you ripped out of his head don't you wish i had pets [Music] what was that statue just reacted to you what did you do come on do not make a big guy bag i've got to know see ya yeah wait wait wait this is beautiful what the [ __ ] maybe yeah there you go um you have to push this log there's a [ __ ] tree oh plentiful water in this region clearly sustains a large diversity of flow [Music] it is logical that the lush plant life and water resources have attracted animal species to the region looking at the probabilities it is extremely likely that zelda is somewhere in the area geez these guys are hard but when you baited him up yeah like when you headed up you could do a low swipe real fast just [ __ ] there you go jesus just get frustrated and wag your thing around and it works uh hello oh oh i've got a penis on my face the green ones i don't even know they came in green oh [ __ ] adorable well that's the end of that story oh hello friend gotcha oh okay maybe it wasn't good enough to grab onto that that's fine it's fine all right i accept that i did that incorrectly and now i'll do it again yeah okay oh it's dark souls to shortcut here thank god oh yeah you're [ __ ] next you look like a mushroom was that zelda i warned you zelda hello oh come back where'd he go whoop sorry [ __ ] i got radar [Music] oh my god that little it looks like one of the masks from eyes eyes wide shut but in the most innocent setting possible no i have to get to my [ __ ] orgy you don't want to eat me quee and come to think of it why did you fight off all those red monsters pack of those red mean red guys were after her queen but she escaped with the kikw elder [ __ ] you up [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] gotcha [Laughter] okay i'm okay wow look at you mr moneybags just passing on to all the bills dude i need to pick that [ __ ] up leave it lying in the street i'm rich [ __ ] oh hello oh god whatever i just just died good job see you don't have to try because trying is more frustrating than not trying do i use this or what's the deal here oh okay well then sweet easy peasy for me perfect okay let me just get back up there it's really important that you know that about me nicely done into the giant nut sack wait is that it's another one of those it's a jaguar yeah it's matchy jeez i am butcher the kikwee elder i play bass for the doobie brothers i saw you the way you spotted me through my ingenious camouflage quee you are clearly a master woodsman uh where's the where's zelda uh the girl creature with the blonde hair she looks like one of your kinds yes she was with me quee so much is safe eh ah but the monsters they're still lurking in the forest i don't dare leave this spot because i can't i'm too fat have you seen my legs look at these [ __ ] things three key post mates helps [Laughter] three kikwis are still unaccounted for could i ask you to search for them and make sure they are safe queen could they be lost in my mustache that's 20 times the size of my legs i am worried sick for my fellow kikweeds if you could carve my fears i might be able to remember more about where the girl you seek off to where you seek went off to queen yeah i'm just so unsettled but maybe if you did a bunch of [ __ ] for me i might remember what yeah no oh i see additionally i will mark any equations you discover on your map and disable dowsing readings for them that way you will not revisit the same kikwis die oh oh they made the uh they made the your dying sound much more pleasant oh yes there's a heart up there where up on that little ridge to the right i'm trying to slice this ooh hurt that's what i jump yeah yeah yeah is that the only next kiki is that one right there i guess so wait what about this one this one i'll go for that one okay that one seems more reasonable it seems like it's like right there huh excuse me sir have you seen a kick oh yeah oh no [ __ ] gotcha nicely done see attacking doesn't even uh drain my stamina it seems uh come here buddy i can't remember if i asked you this last time but it's been on my mind do you believe in ghosts no but i wish i did you wish you did okay that's what it was yeah why well just after uh just after the recording studio we recorded that and i've never even remotely believed in ghosts but god that was an awfully weird feeling there i don't think you did you talked about it on the last time we recorded but i don't think you went into any d we probably got sidetracked did you have an experience i did not um my uh our producer buddy he was in the bedroom going to sleep and every night he just like would come in lock the door take off his clothes and like drop him near next to the bed and pass out you know and he woke up you know doors locked no windows and his shoes are placed at right at the door with the laces tied and we were like oh no yikes you won't find another kiqui in these woods that's half as good as hiding it i as i am except the elder of course quee a producer friend went with a band to that same place and what one of the rooms is speci very particularly like that's where all the weird [ __ ] happens he had the band and he's telling them the stories of like what goes on there and he said as he's there in that room and he's about to be like okay and this is the room where the crazy [ __ ] happens he starts the sentence and then the lights are like and they go out completely like for no reason it's not like it's not like the owner is there with like a circuit board like in the other room i'm gonna [ __ ] with everyone yeah yeah um so [ __ ] like [ __ ] like that happens and then they're deciding on who's gonna sleep in that room and there's the one guy uh this big black dude who like is completely unaffected by all of that he's like i don't [ __ ] care about any of this the next morning they're eating breakfast and he comes in just like all distressed looking like he's like yo some [ __ ] happened like what what and he said uh during the night he wakes up and he looks and on the wall like the shadows start moving and they moved up towards the ceiling and then over to a corner of the the place where the wall meets the ceiling in the corner and started like forming this ball of shadows like a like a tangible ball he was so scared and he just like leaned up in bed and just announced out loud you know what i can turn this light on and then he turned the light on like with the lamp and then everything went away and back to normal but like [ __ ] like that man you know what yeah i love it ghost is like oh [ __ ] i didn't think of that yeah i've just i love it when people talk to ghosts like they're [ __ ] um well that's supposedly everyone says that's what you're supposed to do right what do you mean you're supposed to tell them to go away and they go away yeah like they listen to you really you don't just like ask them like do you mind if i'm here is this cool well you you say like you're scaring me you know or something like that and then you're like oh okay yeah maybe they don't mean to yeah exactly brian of course is completely like nope all right then what the bird poo this yeah no i think it's just a just a patch of land just a detail on the ground to look like that bird poo bro well you can go ahead and think it's the bird poo all right looked like d-a-t space p-o-o is that a new car company oh that's just jostle jostle oh i can jostle you oh you didn't jostle fast enough well that's just prime optimus optimus primal oh optimus prime is such a great [ __ ] name for that character did one guy named all those characters you serious yeah uh sounded a lot louder than they made it seem like hello why don't you unspool that vine and come down here boo if you just like hung down like so like a pair of nuts you fought off you fought off all those red guys so does that mean you're here to kill me and collect the bounty unfurl that do i have like a can i just oh can i run and then oh yeah good idea there we go well see problem resolved itself if you see the elder can you please tell him where i am oh queen my legs are still shaking i really [ __ ] hate this rich leprechaun that thing kicked your ass i think she headed down that way towards the temple queen but be sure to take great care if you follow her yeah i can feel it coming ew i don't want that take it you've earned it come now quee don't be shy climb up on my back and claim your reward yeah you got the slingshot use this projectile shooting weapon to fling deku seeds at your foes the soft seeds will bounce harmlessly off of your enemies um okay [Music] any other items you want me to [ __ ] out for you no but it's fine it's nice i have excellent balance i'll have you know dan you do all you have to do is wiggle it back and forth slightly wiggle it just a little bit make a groove uh didn't expect to sing that song today must climb giant green twizzler damn it what the [ __ ] is going on here oh i gotta shoot that vine up there i didn't see that oh i was too close for comfort [Music] is there a blimp overhead what's going on there oh it's ghirahim oh i kind of like the way he looks oh don't go was that jeff it's just somebody going yeah i noticed that too watch your back why are there bees everywhere oh damn it bees why are there bees because there's a honeycomb right there oh they're taking all my stamina away oh no not stamina bees boy the deep woods is kicking the [ __ ] out of you yeah seriously better collect some of those hearts trying to but i'm oh man just the hell slaloming around every one of them [ __ ] this i'm out did you say peace out cub scouts yeah you better believe it oh [ __ ] all right i'm [ __ ] out oh no not the tightrope bees that is a bad scene man to be [ __ ] tightrope walking over a giant chasm and bees are swarming all around you [ __ ] fell oh yeah wow [ __ ] they attack them too you got some nuts make sure you've always got a few handy yeah thanks yeah oh you don't pick them up wow was i like not running over them directly this should be fun but i guess not so it's fine you're skyward you know how you're not supposed to like bring bugs or fruit on planes because they don't want like the ecosystem to get [ __ ] up that's me yeah except you're removing all the bugs so you're actually doing quite a service [Music] oh whoops i'm gonna get it i don't want to fall into that uh abyss well [Laughter] how do you like it like one of those like nice so impatient [Music] cool fly through this little tubie thing if you're mad enough oh that's cool better oh how do i get off oh [ __ ] there we go [Laughter] safe landing and i'm here um but the the red bird with the green link and the blue sky looks nice you've made your venture pouch bigger thank you i wonder how long this um this game is comparatively to the others when uh when opening treasure boxes um i think it's a little faster it feels yeah it feels shorter hey why are you just sitting there he looks like nigel thornberry i look like a man who hasn't slept in quite some time oh i'm knocking everything over someone should who's gonna have to pay for that oh look at that i did it ah she did tell me not to yeah why would you do that get down and come here [ __ ] time to face the music am i right first steal that heart container gonna steal it [Music] what is wrong with you just look at what you've done you broke my fancy custom order chandelier you're going to be working for me for free until you pay off every single rupee that chandelier cost me got that you ready to open up your responsibility yeah sure it'd be my greatest honor that's right and i'm gonna hold you to that let's not waste any time putting you to work i need you to deliver my famous soup to aegis well i don't mean bottles so see ya enjoy your broken chandelier you [ __ ] my bird on my way to get a bottle bottles yeah i don't know in this one oh so uh were you were you a regular uh link to the past player i love link to the past so there's a in the instruction manual there's an island uh in the uh and it's like the island of the goddess the goddesses or whatever okay it's that island no [ __ ] yeah but they don't have it as a place you can actually go no no it's just sort of like part of the lore huh you know it's like oh long ago there was an island in the sky what's that one cool yeah i keep forgetting this is like before all the others yeah yeah oh i remember this place yeah i gotta get some potions but i don't have an empty bottle oh that's nice i just gave it to you all right cool you won't hear me say it often but you could put other things besides potions in the empty bottle uh 20 rupees yes please nice just scoop it up with your dirty hands go back to the mission at hand i'd love to here i go with haste nice oh that's pleasant well i just kind of did that how do i get in here did she tell me how to get in there uh it doesn't feel like it i didn't see that oh i missed that completely but that's fine yeah you like that that's kind of dope the fact that you just have to look around super interesting yeah all right down into the forest deep temple and there's also just ology the very cool uh bass guitar song by living color do you think i shoot this yeah do you have to shoot the eyeball is it an eyeball i thought it was just a closed mouth plant thing seeing them everywhere nope it's an eyeball shoot it shoot the j oh interesting hmm he's wise to your tricks huh oh i remember what i have to do what's that that's not super obvious but they're trying to spell it out on the walls by making them all like spirals so you have to make them dizzy what oh boy that's not super obvious no it's not pretty pretty intense puzzle to put like in the very beginning of the first temple yeah i don't i don't i guess it's just i guess you're like supposed to have your sword out and then you like and like trying out stuff and every time you swing it it like moves and watches your sword it's tracing your movements oh and then you see the things on the wall where it's like it's like a spiral oh hello hello my friend got him did it success like man i forgot to bring my coffee in here oh you should go get it really can you hold the fort for 30 years yeah i think i can are you sure uh-huh what will you talk about oh you know plot lots of stuff i think plenty of stuff floating around are you gonna talk [ __ ] on me no no no no if you talk [ __ ] on me i will hear it back when the episode comes out well yeah but then i will uh urinate on your uh property and personally oh no is the door closed [ __ ] i'm scared what do i do what do i say [ __ ] oh i really [ __ ] up uh uh [Music] oh i [ __ ] up dan hey man what's up how'd it go out there it was great i got the coffee oh that's awesome i had a lot of fun with uh the audience yeah everything went smoothly yeah it sounded smooth i heard a lot of screaming no no all right i was screaming because oh look at that oh that's that's way cooler i can't reach him you can't climb and oh no can you jump and sw swipe [Applause] he didn't give me anything great maybe i should go outside yeah i guess you're gonna have to try to find some of these [ __ ] seeds i feel like a dope you know like i i thought i was being smart by using the seeds but it turned out i was just being a dummy yeah i don't want that either me neither wait did i affect like the rest of the temple or just this area uh because it seems like there's nothing i can do here well there's one below and one above so you'd think that the one above would happen when you raise the levels right or maybe it's just a place you crawl into like that check this area oh yeah this went up a little bit right the water went up did it go up what's up there what's up turn around turn around see up there yeah girl i'm exploring and learning and learning new things i'm back at the [ __ ] beginning what the hell is this right this is this is where i started are you sure yeah this is where i [ __ ] start it's where it came in that's weird remember this maybe it just looks like it there you go nope nope that door is locked and i don't have a key and now i'm stuck in the water oh yay oh i like rhinos and whales i mean who doesn't i like it when they fight what yeah you've never seen a rhino whale fight dude that sounds dope matt ryan put that up hell yeah what you are such a fuddy duddy oh well you're a little stick in the mud gaze upon your map until your eye finds the force it is there that you must strike a glittering gemstone you'll find a temple map in a room with two gemstones i can't wait and stab you is what i do dumbass spider that's cool i like that little the little tension release of the dead legs you must get up there link you must [ __ ] get up there your [ __ ] prick how the h do i get up there yeah yeah your christmas tree do you have to raise the water level oh i just used my last [ __ ] god damn it aaron oh i'm sorry why do you do that i didn't mean to i accidentally pressed it but there's so many [ __ ] buttons in this game it's my fault though okay aaron got it figured out all by himself the spider falls over here and you climb up the vines i just yeah i just didn't see it [Laughter] just watching you stab at the air it's pretty it's not it's not it's not wonderful [Music] right pretty cool i don't think it's working oh there you go yeah make them cross-eyed you're getting very sleepy oh my eyes they hurt i wonder what it could be in here oh my god i'm freaking out my balls are tucked into my chest it's a key a small key to be exact this key will open well now we'll never know what it does you idiots um yeah so cornhole is that game where like it's two flat boards uh raised so it's like a little slope and there's a a circular hole drilled in the end of each of them at the raised point and then two people stand across from each one and try to get your bean bag up in the goddamn hole i mean you're just tossing a bead bag into a hole on a plank of wood oh yeah that's it this is where i get the [ __ ] bug all right this is where i get the goddamn bug cool there's a heart thank you no problem oh god i don't care about your skullchulas all right i don't care about the sculpture nice shake shake shake shake i can't cut through these but oh what that's one of these oh there it is well he seems friendly excuse me guys oh god can you beat this guy without taking too hard for the damage i want to grab some of those hearts around the edge huh sure damn son it's actually you're actually having an easier time with him than some of the moblins you've fought it's a flying beetle it's really cute i'm warning you with peace and love i'm sorry what it's really cute i'm not gonna lie i'm warning you with peace enough peace enough you've acquired a new item analysis of this object's insect like profile and wings indicates it can fly that's kind of dope tilt the wii remote to remotely pilot the device the sharp structure on the front of the device can sever threads and deliver a blow to smaller object oh to launch the device press b to ready it for takeoff then press a thank you fee bye oh whoa what a cool that's awesome oh i love that come on that's [ __ ] cool be very careful it's thing opened it said it can sever threads right yeah it sure can if i like shoot this it'll it'll clip that oh this is neat yeah bro and now you're getting [ __ ] mad dollas oh hello and made [ __ ] real oh dicks oh don't eat me okay dude that's unsettling actually i don't like that oh i gotta do this move nice how's that [ __ ] taste scandalous eight-legged it tastes really bad [Music] how can octopuses have eight legs and be so cute and spiders have eight legs and be such disgusting monstrosities how do i get the top one to look at me i have to be like up higher i might have to be up higher oh that's smart got it um no no what if you send the beetle up i can send the beetle to do this hmm and then i can push it yeah that's what it is i'm warning you with help and friendship everyone watch the [ __ ] sword oh sorry eyes crash bang crash bandicoot oh god oh you're trapped in the web of deceit i like how he actually comes for you he's like got somebody i just call it so i guess you could say there's no b things well it's kind of like a b and b there it is yeah look at you oh doink thank you for your sacrifice there we go um hell yeah thanks for the [ __ ] thing bee damn it well i can get it for you i don't want nevermind well i don't want it to get it for me i want to get it myself the bee doesn't have any health a piece of heart all right what's next the b door did i already go in there oh i have a key now cool well that's that then that's the key door right there not the bead not the b door but the key door good tie i can chop these [ __ ] down it's so much better than the seed thing oh sharp turn sharp turn sharp turn sharp turn sharp turn sharp turn sharp turns are not his best yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh okay got the back all right we're good oh look at this guy i gotta swipe in the direction of the heads oh gross i love it all right cool was there ever a point where you wanted to be american idol no i remember reading a a quote from dave grohl it was like music should not be a competition i it was a very well said kind of thing oh hello that's kirahim i thought that tornado i stared at would have tossed and torn your part yet here you are not in pieces [Music] hair flip not that your life or death has any consequence it's just the girl that matters now see i like him aesthetically oh but listen to me i'm being positively uncivil allow me to introduce myself i'm the demon lord who presides over this land and you look down upon this world you call the surface you may call me [Music] in truth i very much prefer to be indulged with my full title lord give guys [Music] but i'm not fuzzy did you really just draw your sword foolish boy i was just gonna give you zelda but i guess now that you want to fight by all right the girl should have fallen into our hands already like these beautiful quaffed hands of mine right she was nearly hours when that loathsome servant of the goddess snatched her away i'm very well powdered do you have any idea how that made me feel inside the center of events has left me with a strong appetite for bloodshed still it hardly seems fair being of my position to take all of my anger out on you which is why i promise up front not to murder you accept with kisses no i'll just beat you within an inch of your life and now kiss me you fool and i'll do that thing with my tongue that you like kind of love his outfit it's so cool yeah no no no is this the ultimate bad guy in the game or is he just just this one temple he has an error about him that makes me think he'd come back later uh yeah he's like a recurring guy okay cool that's kind of dope yeah there's there's something cool about him for sure and i'm not just talking about that sweet haircut there doesn't seem to be a lot of progress being made here i love it when people slash me mm-hmm whoa whoa okay it's not fair he summoned a much larger sword than yours whoa ouchies come here buddy come here buddy something tells me you like vegas oh jeez where's his damage meter he doesn't have one oh [ __ ] this is not going well here ham gear him girl him gear him he's my favorite he's my favorite everyone's favorite is all the enemy this is this game is hard oh dude all-time favorite zelda bosses girohim you put up more of a more of a fight than i would have thought possible out of such a soft boy soft boy but don't clap for yourself quite yet that sword of yours is the only reason you still alive i fear i spent far too long teasing and toying with you goodbye sky child get away get in my way again though when you're dead you're [ __ ] dead is that the end of this tumble or the tumble is there more tumble quickly to the sky tumble i think that was the end of the tumps yeah all right cool i think i beat the tumps oh it's beautiful and green now oh it's pretty they're unfocused painting in the distance kind of thing oh they do where it like turns into circles i think that's really really cool pretty neat yeah come on oh come on very skyward oh put that hand in the air girl do it yes there we go and three hundred dollars guess a consonant please master i have a message written in the language of the gods of old allow me to translate for you okay from the edge of time i guide you the spirit maiden who descended from the clouds must travel to two sacred places to purify the booty the second spring is hidden away deep within the scorched earth of eldon spraying the whole area the spirit man never mind you got the ruby tablet the weathered surface of this heavy stone tablet feels very old it would appear that zelda purified herself in the waters of lake minnetonka doing so will likely open a new column of light on the surface allowing you to descend to another area and continue your search for zelda let's return to the sky once more before continuing our search the bird statue outside can take us back up thank you fee hey we're the philly nutsacks it would be philly i'm so glad i've finally been reunited with all my kikui friends it's all thanks to you kuweep how did this happen yeah what if the bird was just like taking a nap or something no we're in the sky skyloft i love it back up to skyloft we go that's your original home yeah this is sky loft nice uh portal to eldon open yet there were two places she told you to go to sale club uh what did you say fee what was the deal allows you to take the tablet you just acquired place in the altar house within the stat okay i have to go skyline there's a couple of new goodies for you over in skyloft according to this thing that i came up with oh yeah cool cool the fruit will take care of you inside the statue of the goddess oh well will the blue one be the other so for wisdom courage and power run to the graveyard on the east end of town she's my instant crush yeah she's pretty oh that's the bar to the lumpy pumpkin really yeah oh [ __ ] you want to go to the bar dude get wet your whistle now that you're drinking constantly and basically an alcoholic yeah you need to [ __ ] clock in some bar time you were showing me diagon alley and i was like oh diagonally and you were like oh my god [Laughter] yeah that was great i i i don't know how i didn't put that together not only did i not put that together but then later somebody did it again to me and i was like no [ __ ] way i forgot oh my god like twice as incredulous yeah so tell me do you believe in the skyloft monster i do i shouldn't even call it a monster it's a demon i tell you but no one can say for sure because no one's seen it and lived to tell the tale except for my ex-wife you want to know how come i'm telling the tale of nobody who's lazy alive is that it yes yeah well i saw it but i was able to escape by my pants my pa something happened with my pants any regular person wouldn't have lived long enough to scream a great big tree in the cemetery i walked right by that tree in the middle of the night and i saw it hit the gravestone nearest the tree and the gravestone lit up it pushed the gravestone and the door to the storage shed opened up all by itself and that's what i covered in pay when to investigate the monster that went into the shed and then it closed the door behind itself which was unexpectedly polite for a demon middle of the night oh you know the part of the sentence i highlighted so you can do it yeah uh to sky loft how do we wait till night time can we sleep in an inn or something oh no it doesn't matter he said the middle of the night yeah well the monster comes out at the middle of the night i on the other hand come out in the middle of the day hit the gravestone nearest the tree yeah i think it's got to be during the middle of the night no i don't know about that hebrew looks like hebrew on the um i might have to wait for the middle of the night cycle though really he wants revenge revenge jesus christ where's the storage shed oh this hmm that was the gravestone closest to the tree right yes um if you haven't been in skyloft at night time yet there are a few no noticeable changes what do you mean skyloft in night time uh junk when has that ever been a thing god that was like when the first zombie turns towards you in the original resident evil oh i feel so bad for him no well [ __ ] him he attacked you i know but kick him off the side walk into any of the nearby houses in skyloft and jump on one of the beds take a nap until it's nighttime and then head back outside you know like any normal village where you can just waltz in and robert downey jr your way into someone's bed hey night time yeah it's all blue now this is pretty by the way amazing name for a band gratitude christmas gratitude chris we have the gratitude crystals one two three four anybody whom wow he's like actually a demon damn you have to fight them or i don't know uh yeah fighter they're pretty cool [ __ ] fighting sweet that's kind of cool let's do it oh oh no oh goodness i wouldn't dream of terrorizing the people of this town you see this adorable little girl is the only one who didn't let loose a blood-curdling scream at the sight of me until we played the scream game since she began to visit me here i felt positively jubilant you see my heart's only wish is to become friends with the lovely people of skyloft well get ready to be killed by pitchforks and torches but as you can surely imagine it has proven quite difficult to break the ice when they are struck with paralyzing fear at the mere sight of me i assure you nothing would fill my heart with joy more to be friends with the fine people of this town but as soon as i try to approach any of them and extend my claw of friendship they run and scream as though they've been seen a walking nightmare all right silly me oh my goodness it seems that when humans make other humans happy the happy humans produce a substance known as the gratitude crystal the gratitude crystals i use to eat when i eat them my [ __ ] out fortitude crystals i use the fartitude crystals as currency in the bumpy pumpkin the lumpy pumpkin gives me soup that i use to exchange for various goods and deeds in the black market it also makes me gassy thereby giving me the chance to create more fortitude crystals and so the cycle begins anew wouldn't you please gather gratitude crystals and show them to me she gets them for taking back the girl you [ __ ] stole um all right yeah i don't know if that's gonna fly with your mother just go back to your mom and tell her that i found you with a demon and i left you there all right well he's got a creepy little shack on the bottom side of skyloft that's cool that's cool super duper cool neato oh well whoops okay exactly the [ __ ] is going on with you oh my god it's got a little miners helmet on i love it what is it illuminating the sky give me those gratitude crystals baby all right what now she's like thank you so much you're like i'm not looking for words and i don't need i don't need platitude crystals oh [ __ ] yeah i guess just wait till the morning really well yeah or go back into someone's house well i'm going to cook hill's house yeah just being like hey mom so here's the thing right so i found your daughter she's around there but she doesn't want to come home until morning she likes the demon excuse me mother [Music] you found cocco well i guess it's good to hear she's at least with a friendly responsible adult but i just can't wait to see you jeez okay is it where's my [ __ ] crystals where's my [ __ ] crystal well you just gotta sleep well i'm very tired now okay oh spoonfuls cook you safely back at home and it's all because of you i don't know how to express my gratitude other than with christmas yeah i know how what's this growing out of my heart five gratitude crystals these crystals are feelings of gratitude in crystallized form helping people feels good oh that's nice ugh i'm so worried so worried calm down just immediately be condescending you really want to hear all about my troubles that's kind of you not really i just wanted you to calm down just want the crystals so you see a short one a short while ago my little sister went out for a quick flight but she hasn't come home yet well it looks like there's only one person here and i guess it's your sister oh boy that's a scary turban wearing clown you're hitting me step right a little bit why baby woman here now just the answer i was looking for what a smart little guy you are i'm going to make this on a fun place where everyone can come and be happy you met like what you can especially if you like fun and i'm clearly yeah you just grab him by the throat where's the girl oh it's your crush yes well if it isn't spoonfuls so glad you're here my bird got injured while i was out for a quick flight now he can't fly i somehow managed to make a crash landing here but now we can't get home somehow the crash landing injured the bird further i slashed home but his tummy for warmth i can't go home until my bird's better you go get some bird medicine for me all right thank you you're a real life saver make my voyage way shorter look how fast you just got to skyloft but you found my shifter wait that's you right my bread's injured and can't fly that's terrible in that case take this as quick as you can i i almost said take her thick as thick as you can you can keep the empty bottle once you've had the chance to use the stuff inside sweet dude nice i'm counting on you spooples there's gratitude crystals on the line don't pass it it's right there damn it no slowing down no i'm almost there no right there oh no the bird medicine got smashed [Laughter] oh mushroom spores what a relief you brought the medicine sorry no what do you mean sorry no why would i say that now my poor bird should be healthy again in no time wow that was fast damn hook me up with some of those mushroom sports i know right i was beginning to think we were doomed you got five gratitude crystals aaron yeah man i got some towels at home that i could use as a nightstand yeah it looks very sharp like oh yeah look at that oh i like that the aesthetics are just [ __ ] lovely yeah this is amazing i love sonic the hedgehog one really hello beetle for some reason you're my first customer in years oh this is cool he's powering it himself oh i love it oh you've come all this way it's so rare to have a customer here what the [ __ ] beetle's aunt that's what he sounds like okay he's like thank you beatles air shop was everything you could ever want please take a look around did he sell on that double ass patch to his shorts yeah it hurts to be on a bike seat for so long i guess you're right uh yeah how much is it 300 damn that's kind of dope geez what do you mean if you can afford it i don't know i didn't afford this i don't know how much it cost extra wallet it's say goodbye to all those times is stuff full uh 100 oh there we go okay cool so that increases it to 300. thanks okay i thought he was being judgy but then he was like oh i have a gift for you the wooden shield is light and maneuverable but it's the weakest of all the shields that's why i'm practically giving them away yeah yeah yeah i know how to use the [ __ ] shield okay i know i know based on old things what did you say the last thing what was the last thing he said knights commander aegis will happily show you how to use a shield oh i don't need that okay and are you excited for bomb bowling sail cloth i'm never pressing the sail cloth button ever okay good to know master this is elden volcano it is an active volcano rich with the power of the earth thank you fee i am excited for bomb bowling i've heard so much about it oh it's great everybody loves bomb bowling is that what you're gonna do here i'm about to do some bomb bowling yay oh [ __ ] friendly are they friendly yeah kinda hey you'll mess with our turf and you're gonna pay wow you're not yo let i don't think this is one of those red creeps yeah i think you're right no reason to scare the hair off us though yeah whatever mr too scared to dig in the dark anyway ignore my [ __ ] face brother if you're looking for treasure you should steer clear of those red guys huh who are you supposed to be i've never seen you around here before hold it right there are you a friend of those red creeps no way that's what i figured you can pick up some pretty powerful ones in this area of course you do you use the wii remote yeah i just said i know crap all right so check this out yeah point the weed teach me aaron teach me you gotta point it like really down okay and then roll oh i love it it's bomb bowling yay that's great dude that's kind of dope i mean this is nice this like arcane throw motion is really nice that looks great uh remember you should extinguish the flames oh yeah right there you go love this guy what is that i love him i know he's so cool right oh no you're gonna blow him up yeah well he's a [ __ ] face no is he an enemy i wanted him to be your friend ah okay hello goodbye oh dead no well i loved him maybe he should have been spitting fire at me yeah well that's the kind of rapper he is [Music] i'm just going just go for it there you go does that work yes i'm gonna say yes it did not wound didn't work yes nope aaron what did i just say oh it's my fault i'm good at it there you go it creates a new island in the sky for me to go and poop on oh my god that is humorous i've got to put it in my poop log yes gee whiz he is this is delicious i think that's the same clip boy oh boy that's great i never knew it was sandwich related okay let's just try that again shall we oh it just spawned me in here which is where i wanted to go you want a sail cloth on that oh it's fine that's okay i don't need sail cloth okay you don't think it'd be like it is but it do thank you science man uh aaron has something to tell you no i don't yeah you do no i don't okay would you face standards oh [ __ ] there oh damn wait is there interface like gone pro pro bro wait look at that beautiful clean screen at the extent of it okay yeah there's gonna be some [ __ ] coming down wait wait because you were like literally a minute after you said is there a way to get rid of that thing in the skyward sword playthrough and i said no uh fee apparently said exactly how to get rid of it sure i don't remember seeing these flaming keys well i remember you giving me a flaming keys [Laughter] oh there's some hearts over there yeah well yeah see this is right oh that's right good uh color consistency some nice southwestern hues [Laughter] because she's an artist so she's got that kind of eye and i was like it was like a nevada sunset i i believe the good people of nevada yeah whoa damn why is he why are you acting like this right now wow you know what those things aren't as cute as i thought they were anymore well come on aaron well it's [ __ ] you gotta aim exactly can you bomb bowl it in no you have to well oh oh i don't want to speak forget it forget it i don't even want to [ __ ] deal with those things there's something amazing about you being like no i have to get away from his fire breath with a [ __ ] lit fused bomb falling into a lava pit uh [Applause] oh [ __ ] jesus christ oh this does not bode well just [ __ ] just as [ __ ] look out there dude splashes slightly don't [ __ ] all the way back all the way back huh i really put my all into that one i saw it whoa oh oh [Laughter] oh cool they're like wolverine claws now i have the ability to dig on these x-parts you like that what you like that like not having to equip [ __ ] and just go oh hello see i wish i could just dig in the ground and find a new friend nicely done is this a bomb a treasure chest i don't know what that's worth 100 rupees dude you must feel like a celebrity um go back to the magma that gave you the digging mitts and once again to get to the higher ledge all right cool but first die die from fire bats well i took it it's right in here i took care of it yeah yeah oh no there's a [ __ ] oh there you go yeah that's what you need to i can't squeeze through there but you could bumble oh i could bumble yup oh these bombs doing what bomb bowls do yay now we're cooking with i gotta repeat you're actually quite rich at the moment okay luckily you landed right where there's two hearts good job aaron you [ __ ] what about oh this feels new i've already been here goddamn this is where the three pipes are oh take me away go nice follow the pathway and you'll run into knackle ah it took you long enough jumping over a gap like that my jaw hit the dirt there you it's go explode some point it's gonna happen look at this yeah there you go no i'm free uh oh is that it's chic yeah but you're not chic zelda i know that volga her like protector right olga okay okay hey nuts hey more nuts sick i've got dig around with those claws find some nuts getting nuts up the [ __ ] wazoo check it out i'm getting rupees up the wazoo too uh charge up i'm a wazoo up in [ __ ] charge up the platform how about i throw this okay and then never listen to you again all right okay there you go correctly it's very hard to say my name correctly you got slingshot ammo bro and [Laughter] it's like fall down the lotion stairs oh god he's got a boulder well i got a slingshot yeah well i got acorns so maybe you shouldn't be arcing it as much and you're out you're about to be out i can't get them oh i i know what it is what are you do what do you want me to tell you hold on okay is it the left side maybe there's a little tricky track to it a little tricky track what's the little tricky trick you just told me not to tell you i'm gonna guess that it's the beetle okay i'm gonna guess that it's the beetle beetle oh well i scared him away so yep and never mind i [ __ ] it up i was looking at something oh hit him with a beetle and then i'm gonna run up and then he's gonna come back and he's going to ruin my plans baby get him yeah yeah nice stamina fruit i'm a good fried fruit give me that stamina fruit baby you're hurting yeah well i'm gonna hurt him oh god nice where are the farts at i mean the hearts there's the goblin leader above the watchtower he's the one calling the others so you say oh so i know check this out oh shiz uh oh get out of there what are you doing i decided you got one heart you can't stand next to this i'm trying to try you crazy son you crazy yay ah and you created a bridge in the process hey what do you think i am some kind of non-bridge maker cause you'd be wrong yeah now let me accidentally blow up this bridge i made i found a closer one just bombles oh oh yeah well you know what i was more observant than you this time so there's company oh god that's not good that's not the way you want things to be oh boy oh dig yeah i'm gonna dig it up baby dung beetles yay man i thought it was gonna be treasure living balls of crap turned out to be beetles that roll up poopy the greatest treasure was the friendships they made oh there's a thing yeah it's gonna oh well it didn't didn't promise some hearts hooray okay awesome take me away what was up with that little hot spring i don't know okay what was up with it i don't know is there nothing to do in those i just went to yellowstone cool aaron good story it's got a bunch of geysers it's cool okay yeah yeah but uh i don't care man i've been called a lot worse yeah earlier today i got called a lot worse really yeah that guy leaned out of his car and yelled nice driving [ __ ] and i was like in fact you are the one who is an [ __ ] wait you don't have your car right now uh no i was uh lying i'm totally kidding it happened like two weeks ago okay but i was like this story will be more like exciting if i say it happened today thanks for calling me out on that yeah i was lying [Laughter] just the [ __ ] stank on it it's [ __ ] great yeah of course i was lying all right i'm a liar it's what i do [Music] give me the piece yeah you got you got the first face is it in that rocky outcropping on the side yeah it sure [ __ ] is you tilda swinton you know what you're getting me tilted that's tilding me yeah yeah you know i can't play overwatch when i'm tilted i have never met anyone named tilda or anyone with the last name swinton that's why that name is so curious yeah there's a lot to think about with it how do you blow that up in time what you just gotta throw a bomb down there and just like land it perfectly hope but where are bombs nowhere not around here they ain't well then i gotta find the bam then i gotta throw the bands [Laughter] where the hell is all over the bam oh that's not gonna work that's not a bam situation oh there's one right here oh okay there you go problem solved oh it's like blaming straight out it's christ whatever man there it goes jesus i'll never find one oh here's one well i walked over here because i suspected that there would be a bomb over here perfectly placed nice dude did it a piece of key that's only the third i thought you got three already um like yeah of course whoa two days ago one one of the singer one of the color me bad members was arrested after pushing his bandmate what oh my god maybe he didn't want to sex him up color me bad band mate shoves one of the group's singers into a speaker sending him to the hospital whoa insane whoa are they like on tour right now yes they're insane i mean yes they're on tour [Laughter] i was trying to read and talk at the same time cross the fallen tower defeat the fire this is the way to the one with the fire i don't want to okay i'm not interested and progress further along this is where i was going but i died oh that's what was happening good indication that that's what happened great okay can we just cut this whole episode make me look really smart okay where i'm like oh yeah i just gotta go back there there it is back in this place i meant to go back to later i was going to it of course [Music] well isn't this a pickle um what's up here all right all right okay i don't have time for this nonsense i'm gonna go over here and see what the [ __ ] is going on over here i don't need your help all right but what do i do just real quick [Laughter] skyward swords do you know what to do [Music] yes just say no i don't know what to do and i would like a clue you you throw the bomb at this down here okay oh well right there yeah what do i do i don't know dan maybe the smart thing when has that ever been the modus operandi okay now you're getting it oh now you're getting it no let me let me get let me get dig dig some [ __ ] out of that baby yeah that's the other piece oh my god [ __ ] yeah look at this guys there's whoa there it is there's the fourth key in the soft soil yeah oh my god we [ __ ] did it jesus christmas yeah all right let's hurry back to the summit and get the rock into this temple yeah you got it you got it buster that's a fun that was a fun little journey look at these look at these old fans so i had to do like some temple [ __ ] to get into the temple so now i'm in the temple and now i got to do some more temple [ __ ] yeah you better believe it but i'm going to just mow the grass for a second yeah that's cool actually did you see the little eyes of the snake oh no oh no i died that was hard yes that was actually hard yeah the eyes of the snake what are you talking about on the platform you're on right now it's a snake so if you jump back to that first platform and look at it from the side see it's a snake see the eyes the teeth cute it's cool very cool design oh oh look at him yeah he's cool all right he's got the club tail now i don't remember that fine good job were you gonna we're gonna say something about anya i was just curious if she did the booty aaron i have no idea what you're talking about you never heard that song buddy buddy booty bunny bunny booty no actually i have never heard that song there is something so funny about you saying that while watching link go like hey it's the bada [Music] you tucked yourself snugly into the corner hold on hold on i gotta i gotta i i have to you gotta look up the bottom body song hold on all right siri what song is this [Music] booty [Music] she's not familiar with the song you're not thinking of like that's a different song okay it's a different song are you going back to the beginning yes okay that didn't mean to okay i suit caught up on this song that may or may not be any of you sure it doesn't sound like anya what the [ __ ] is it then i know it's so well it's such a vivid memory in my mind no india's very like smooth and chill but that one is too but it's like very tribal or i don't know what you'd call it i was like if you start singing it again i'm going to laugh you're showing up here must mean we're connected somehow you know like fate or something anyways do me a favor and get my bomb back okay okay uh oh oh i gotta roll a bomb through there um durr man don't [ __ ] um dur me i uh dur oh i gotta fight these guys with one and a half hearts oh my god hold on i'm gonna i'm just gonna i'm just gonna they're like what is that coming extremely slowly towards us oh whatever oh [ __ ] off you're gonna die you're gonna die you're gonna die dude well he was gonna die but then i died yeah [ __ ] the hell's a [ __ ] song this time it's for real [Music] oh [ __ ] oh don't do that trying to have strategy is not not the way uh it seems to be working got him oh i got his tail oh sick it's a tail of a large litter with a spike ball in the end sure that's not awkward for his friend to see you carrying around like a just an appendage of his buddy also just like happily presenting it upward like wow i got it oh sick there you go [Music] got him there you go daddy now that strategy dash man we all know enough i did it i opened the door awesome and it moved me over because i was on top of the treasure chest oh my god did you see that yes i did it's like hell yeah oh my god oh my god what's it for i don't know oh oh it's it's adiyamas yes that's that's that's the song it's adiamas is the song from the last episode it's not by anya it's not by enya by a woman who sounds exactly like anyone it is a common misconception apparently that it is enya and it was written by carl jenkins and the singer's name is miriam stockley good for you miriam you you created something that we thought about adiamas it's funny though cause like listening back to back to the original version which is this beautiful sweeping orchestral song with like a chorus of 10 000 kids singing together and then your version that you put on twitter that became way funnier look at him just waiting at oh god oh god well you killed the keys is this where it came from i'm sure his body body booty as bad about it yadawah is whatever it's called a brambles company chip is chap is chip a brambles company it is oh that's one of aaron's favorite tweets oh my god that's so funny it's just a picture of a back of a truck it says chep a brambles company and then the tweet is honey this chapa bramble company well she's asking about like dinner or something like that oh my god so ridiculous oh you got to do all that again i'm an idiot dan he's going to die oh tim that's it for him one heart that's all i needed okay should you go and save no all right oh gosh that was nice wow that was an ass weapon watch out he's gonna barf on you well i'm gonna barf on him a bomb to be exact yeah aaron i jumped across just fine i turned around and it didn't work yeah let me just go ahead and nope hold on guys wait wait wait hold up hold up hold up no hold up hold up hold up nice [ __ ] him [ __ ] him yeah no one can touch me when i'm opening a treasure chest hurray [Applause] [Laughter] i loved coming home and watching tiny tunes i love coming home and watching animaniacs i was like wouldn't it be amazing if there was just total silence for the entire rest of the episode just like 10 minutes of [ __ ] wordless gameplay oh man i wish i know we missed a real opportunity dude that that really is we should have it oh it can attack oh nice look at that okay cool i'm gonna put it in my bag that seems unsafe you put a detonated bomb in my back yeah it's like okay i'm sure this will be fine i'll just put this with the other detonated bombs in my in my shoulder bag hearts hearts hearts ooh i forgot i had this amazing ability oh what what that what you can go into the wall like a link between worlds wait why don't i have it anymore what what the like heart dousing do i only have that outside of temples maybe oh i think fee said something about that a long time ago all right oh he doesn't he does it twice i didn't notice he did it twice whoa give it a go i'm gonna do slimmity it's okay i can continue adventuring no problem this is weird what do we do here i don't know i don't know man do i do do i look like i play [ __ ] oh there's a crack there you just rolled by it what crack i'm getting hurts and i'm laying fire when you oh hello that's what you gotta do yo yay oh god no that's okay it's okay okay what the [ __ ] scoundrels all right and we're good would you be truly offended if i called you a scoundrel deeply like in earnest i was like you [ __ ] scoundrel and i was like 20 minutes of silent episode oh man did he try to get away as soon as he saw you had a bomb why wouldn't he damn that's that's oh [Laughter] nice i'm gonna get right on top of him so i can get that [ __ ] heart yeah yeah baby oh that's a pretty gate it is a pretty gate maybe you can blow up this front section oh you can probably just climb that huh really i don't know i don't know if i can get up there this looks blowy-uppable you might not know so many things about me maybe the thing in the center of its eye oh never mind [Music] [Laughter] i love reading rainbow it's good and necessary ah let go let go it's so amazing here are you emojin heaping right now because there's [Laughter] no jackpot i'm not saying i'm just i'm what i meant was i want to take credit for how good my impression is you're amazing that [ __ ] was awesome i'm good to go on a bit [Laughter] all right she made it dan can we talk about rhett and link sure what do you want to talk about i love them i love them too we stole their show we did not steal yes we did the power hour is just rhett and link the [ __ ] mythical morning there's a million shows like that i know but red is hotel i got the dragon sculpture what does that do it's like a key oh remember when i did that oh yeah oh no it's going to barf on me or whatever is it really that's more oh oh god that was cool all right twist this shiz it's it's like that it's like it's like that's like it's like this is like that like this and uh yeah it's like that and like this and like that and i'm gonna insert that [ __ ] oh i remember this thing paying you with sandwiches it's this uh let me see no that's not it this is so very embarrassing but i seem to be at a loss for your name not that it matters really to tell you the truth i'm feeling a bit frustrated and right now i just need someone to vent to okay but what did i find when i arrived that agent of the goddess she had once again you see what i'm trying to say is that kind of service dog escaped with a girl i must have the spirit maiden in order to resurrect my master i must have it i remember anyway do you know a dry cleaner around here i have soiled myself i got a little carried away there didn't i i don't deal well with complications to plans i've laid out so carefully it's a character flaw of mine but something good can still come from this day i've had all this bottled up anger smoldering inside me and now i can release it it won't take me more than a few minutes with my friend before you're charred to a satisfying crisp oh it made a bridge or broke the bridge oh it's an enemy holy crap oh oh oh oh oh oh so oh whoa from what i remember crazy from what i remember it's a pyroclastic fiend gotti and then whose mouth does that remind me of mine reminds me of critters like the big critter from critters the big critter from critters did you see critters i saw goblins that's right i think i think when he goes to the bottom there it is oh so he's like sucking up bombs yeah got it got it he like yawns and he's like there you go yeah yeah that's it gotti that's cool do i gotta whack him you gotta whack him in the eyes okay wow whoa all right well we'll come back hold that thought oh oh he can't be hurt when he's all skulldown invincibility oh dear run up run up to him he literally does that he's like oh god this thing is really weird get him get him get him oh okay okay go okay go cool boss fight oh a boss totally unlike any zelda boss yeah it's it's creative it's fun oh he's hiding his eye oh what a cute [ __ ] clod he can't hide for that long can't happen that long baby come on man he's only got the one eye oh he's got like legs now yeah he should go head legs the entire time well he's using them yeah now he knows how to work it cover girl put that bass in your walk toe let your whole body talk oh nowhere to run nowhere to how oh come on okay yeah yeah yeah yeah you got him he's got the high knees now it's high knees got it got it got it got he got it that was cool that was real cool aaron you did it you beat the temple my shitty titties are melting on my body oh my god i get that heart container yeah your life has increased by one and is all also now fully replenished oh it's it's it's the orgo it's your girl it's sweet zelda zelda and impa orgas oh jesus stop in the name of love restrain yourself focus at the task at hand it took you far too long to get here looking at you i fear the goddess is mistaken in her choice of agents whatever i just destroyed a [ __ ] lava monster if this failure is any indication you have no hope of defending her grace from those who seek to say do you do my words anger you boy do my words sting let them if i had not come when i did your zelda would have already fallen into the hands of the enemy oh do my words [ __ ] you [Laughter] late you were late and you failed to protect her [Music] so the bird is red remember you were like why is the bird red yes the bird is red because the helium shield yes yes our boy justin yeah justin justin morovitz sent an email what's up you sexy bastard love you hello master i have a message written in the language of the gods of old from the edge of time i guide you the one destined to carry out the goddess's mission oh you got a chunky tablet sweet get a chunky tablet dog plug that [ __ ] into my tablet that's a no for me a dog the weather surface of this heavy tablet is but jeez let me start that over well never mind great work aaron thank you zelda has cleansed herself in the waters of this fountain wow i suggest you return it once to skyloft and then set out for the lanyard thank you fee don't ask me i don't actually know i'm pretty sure it's a real bargain at 800 don't ever trust anyone who says that sentence well i mean it could be oh look at all those goddess cubes yeah let's get those all right i uh i got a corrector oh a heart hey dude look at this i got a new heart wow dude i'm [ __ ] epic i'm about as american as it gets apple pie if you will i'm like first generation americans it's nothing good what oh you got the small seats actually wow extra that's great i thought i'd run into you here who are you what you telling me you don't know who i am believe it or not i used to be the most popular guy in the sky gamethan gutley mr skyloff that was me who was it but you might relate better if i told you i was the proud father of skylab's most popular girl beatrice princess of the item checks oh how's that does that clear anything up for you young fellow i love beatrice god i wish i didn't have a midriff bearing shirt here's an idea spoon booze why don't you try slicing some bamboo sure is that a euphemism that's a spirit chop away boy oh yeah i'll just relieve myself of these itchy pants oh damn son damn oh no oh oh no wait did i do it wrong i don't know i feel like there's like a method to the madness maybe you have to hold up son you're all done let's count those cuts your score this time is 10. that's that a lot you're not lighting any records on fire with that score son you got to get at least 15 cuts sharpen your concentration there's no prize for sloppy slicing a second of doing like x cuts um get to slicing you [ __ ] is there a time limit who knows [Music] oh that's pretty good oh 15. oh come on you've almost got it though that was pretty sweet oh man nice try dick [ __ ] a new record way to go kid still not good enough all right i'm gonna get 15. a new record that's not lighting any records on fire oh slice less less less less than this yes yes queen yeah there we go 20 slices [ __ ] yeah oh jesus you're like what if he's like that didn't quite break the record what hold up son let's count those cuts your score this time it's 20. a new record way to go kid that's what i'm talking about you really brutalized that bamboo boy here's your prize sweets five rupees a monster horn yay oh my god oh come on oh it'll you need us you need a longer blade baby bear well that doesn't that doesn't make any sense though i got an evil crystal cool where'd you get that yeah this solid chunk of evil will curse you for life it's from my private collection thank you is it like because it's like super strong [Music] what the [ __ ] try blowing it up is there like a glitch or something can you not open black treasure chests i don't know i don't know all right it's inert boy that's weird it's an inert treasure chest what i don't know it's that's [ __ ] weird right is there like some kind of glitch could it be i feel like i'm i like if it said that the glyph the glitch has cost us like 200 because i think that's the gold rupee is it i think so yeah that's the last one man man maybe i'll like fly away and come back and see if that fixes it okay but i might just be an idiot am i crazy or is that a different color than other treasure chests you know i haven't been paying enough attention to treasure chests to be able to tell you that yeah me neither dude there's some serious ligma going on here aaron please ligma yeah it doesn't compare to segment though well i can't open this one either jeez maybe you just can't open okay wait try leaping across the road um wait uh look towards the gated island across the way yeah it's way too high oh you can't look up at it um not really fiddle faddle you can't climb those vines that are underneath the gate right oh it's not there is no underneath i think it's like a hook shot thing i seriously think something is wrong right now really yeah i can't i can't open this treasure chest either do you want us how about we save the game oh i got to get to a statue to do that oh fiddle battle yeah i [ __ ] something up i think hey never mind i guess it's a goddess cube thing yeah i guess we guess it's a goddess activate i thought it was activating the island but i guess it's activating the treasure chest yeah which is fine so be it i'm gonna head back to uh skyloft and uh talk to sagma segment and thus god farted upon the earth and was born a yellow poot [Music] for anyone who has an oh goodness i think this is the girl that's like she's she's cute yes this is the girl this is the daughter of the guy oh he's been coming by a lot recently have you found my fat dad in a second you don't come back here just to see me do you yes it's true oh my god what really yeah right you think we're gonna fall for that old line it was your line if it were true that might be kind of nice yeah would it oh i almost forgot i still have a job to do just something for me to hold on to oh yeah yes please no no what's with you leave me alone if you don't want anything sheesh i'm busy staring at a wall she has the same mole as her dad same beauty mark on the face the music fades when you go to a different part of the market the music it's the same song but it becomes like a version that fits the people oh that's cool yeah it's really creative right yeah uh okay so i needed a shield yeah that the iron shield wasn't good yeah because we're about to fight enemies that have electricity i did some research i did some i did some zelda research i see so we could this could run a little more smoothly well i can't wait to buy it and not use it dan great thank you got a wooden shield yeah thanks oh god oh god bless your soul dan thank you aaron i'm the one who communicates through god to you and i say he says that you're blessed damn it and uh he just told me and he said me bless you me and blessing of you there's the sh oh i already have one oh great tell that girl to hold on to a wooden shield for you wait how do i is it like how do you equip it yeah maybe it's [ __ ] with the other button it's the yeah the son of a [ __ ] it was like and then you do this right you the motion controls you do this but how do i [ __ ] i cannot for the life of me remember i don't know or know what you're talking about i've ruined i've ruined everything why it it it's it's it even says an easy to use shield right in the description it probably is easy to use oh i think if i press this button oh it's in my pouch ah that backing i'm figuring it out there we go oh my god there it is yes yikes that took a hot minute it's okay okay so this is a really creative dungeon you'll we'll get into it soon okay but it's a cool idea oh no i got electrocuted okay so you can't hit them when they're doing their little electric eel thing yeah okay i'm a real cutie because it was electrocuted turn a phrase earlier like talking about like robots or something the indiana jones um right at disneyland oh yeah yeah i was just on it yesterday yeah it's a matter of [ __ ] fact did you like it i loved it fun ride i had one of it tied with the time you and susie took me for the first time like as an adult uh-huh i think that was my favorite disneyland experience really yeah wow yeah it's like a time stone or whatever no oh what dude so like all the area around it gets sent back to the past oh that's awesome or like everything operates it's very creative whoa that's super cool very cool and interesting and is it actually back in time like that or is it um just an illusion no no it actually is whoa hello i've been dead for a long time thanks for bringing it up do not interfere with mining operations stop talking to me serp you're looking for work sir let's cut a fish this big is that like a is that the mcbain it's no it's terminator oh but i didn't say it right i can't remember the exact is it from terminator like three no it's from one of the good ones really yeah what terminally i forgot you're like terminated you don't like terminator 3 no i don't well it's not good first of all okay but you can like stuff that's not good well it's because it was still in the age where effects were like still impressive right because it was all it was still a lot of it was still practical right and it was sort of like revolutionary the cg that they used on her like walking yeah and like turning into a oh this is like out of oh functionality zone i gotta push it interesting terminator 2 is great wait when you so you can only have one temporal disruption thing at a time well no that one just like extended it uh okay yeah cause i was gonna say are you are you killing all of those other guys well technically they were already dead oh yeah good point i hadn't thought of that is that is that what i was supposed to do yeah it looks good do these guys can these guys not move they can die hey you know what i hadn't thought of that i can kill them [ __ ] you yeah you should have shot something that killed me in one shot oh [ __ ] [Music] oh i made it just in time would you die in quicksand otherwise uh i don't know probably but check this out if i they put the things here so that i could make it oh no oh you clever girl and now it'll go all the way to those rocks and then do stuff yay good job homie okay and now i'll do it again i've used homie twice today yeah skyward sword has bomb bowling it does have bomb bowling um oh whoops oh there we go [Applause] nice cool this is such a cool this is one of the coolest zelda temples i've had oh absolutely so creative yeah this is like one of the coolest parts about this game for sure is the whole like past thing is that a crab what it's a snail well it's a hermit crab i guess yeah so it's a crab yeah but it's a snail yeah but it's one of those it's one of those dangerous snails with the claws and it's like dwells in the sea yeah it's like a crab it's like kind of crabby yeah but it's a snail yeah dessert wow you brought back to life his enemy from a thousand years ago [ __ ] you man no i can't you try using your shield when he swings can't go on all willy-nilly now uh i forgot how to do it oh look at it watch your back i should just like lead him out of there he can't leave and i wouldn't if it'd be funny if he walked out to like his his inevitable future death totally watch out man nice got him oh i could have really used a heart there [Music] oh [ __ ] off bait him oh amazing stupid [ __ ] dumb dumb it's dumb you told him i can't i can't do a combo [ __ ] off uh you gotta bait him you gotta bait him like really right at the last second oh come on don't give me that [ __ ] can you blow him up with bombs oh yeah i probably can cool oh yeah yeah just let him come to the edge of the circle and then huck a bomb at him he might be too small oh yeah [Laughter] that's really silly i love it that's kind of cool actually thank you sir i will upgrade your beetle i gotta grab the beetles yeah the big pincers enabled you to pick up and carry things with it wow oh sweet squad oh this didn't work out well pick it up [ __ ] damn it stay away [ __ ] hate this [ __ ] that was a true carnival of folly look out him yeah you're right yep explode before he goes in explode explode oh come on oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me oh no he's dizzy get it explode on contacts oh for [ __ ] sake okay do it there's like another one that just like comes out of the sand oh oh it's a platform oh oh [ __ ] awesome well that changes earth yeah it sure does huh shoehorn bill those things are cool by the way you said they're everywhere in japan well they're not ever i don't know if they're everywhere but i saw one in japan yes they love them in japan yes and i saw one at the zoo i think it was the ueno zoo and they're huge and they're awesome and they have such a big what a face on those [ __ ] things they're so angry really they have such an angry face they look like they're constantly pissed off at something are they like that pelican that like wanders down the road and it's like everyday i'm hustling you know remember that video no all right no also was it you that like when we went to disneyland that one time you were like disney world land i think so yeah it sounds like something out i i thought about it 800 times yesterday it made me laugh every time it's like oh yeah it's two different places a lot of people don't know that look at this in our [ __ ] when we're making our shitty cake and it's all liquid and disgusting we're like look at that and you're like get out your cameras get get your hero shots now folks it's gonna get gobbled up it just looks like a pile of [ __ ] garbage this is so funny this [ __ ] was great yeah i really love the term hero shot when referring to a puddle of food wait only one can be active at a time it seems that way doesn't it oh [ __ ] uh oh i'm trapped no that can't be right well i just gotta do the same thing i just did where's the other one i don't even see it uh well i gotta do this one first right here oh okay so i guess i gotta get across to that one and then do that one and then i can get all the way oh jeepers creepers catherine what it was above uh-huh what's this oh you can bust that up i busted it up open the door there's a there's a purple glowy above this cave okay i think first see the glowy do you see it look at it so you know i see i didn't that you know there's see i see oh it's it's the top i have to drop it in the top oh i gotta do a little drop top you know what i'm saying that's man this game is very look at that zelda symbol it's very large yeah this game is very good at uh finding interesting ways to use the mechanic you just learned about you know is it gonna illuminate like the whole area or just up to this point yeah just uh oh that's purdy yeah see ya okay great dang it well it's cool because we all had fun now i can use a bug bomb boy over here yeah they're pretty forgiving with you were not even close yeah thank done goodness explodo the exploding buggo song's called master exploder wait what is that from tenacious day readings indicate that there is a submerged path beneath the sink sand ah okay well don't i feel like a fool it's possible to walk along a route above this path without submerging completely in the sitting sand okay simulation success that suggests that placing beacons to mark a safe route along these paths before proceeding would significantly reduce risk thank you fee wait why is that there dude why isn't it there oh it recovers hearts i guess so i didn't even know that that's awesome um what about that done wait did that do anything what did i do you're not in my memory banks berserk this is the power generator for the mechanism that opens the entrance to lane here readings indicate that the materials used to construct the generator are also present in this area you can now use your dowsing ability to locate them nodes oh boy man i don't want to deal with these [ __ ] just hit him with your slingshot you're going to love it watch this you're going to love my nuts now slice them down oops well they're dead [Laughter] that's actually a great way to oh [ __ ] i gotta have it activated all right all right oh [ __ ] you the slingshot again [ __ ] you you [ __ ] okay there you go [ __ ] anus monsters that is not what they are wait so what's the deal here what is what is this what is going on here push in [Music] what maybe they're saying pusheen and they want you to play with that little adorable cat what the [ __ ] i i guess i just don't have enough information okay hold on i'll let me let me let me oh i got a thousand [ __ ] there's still more i can't believe it meanwhile i'll check my imagination and see if i can find anything about this yeah this does feel like a little bit of a a thing you know like it kind of feels like those jars that you duck into in super mario 2 and now you have a little bit of sand and an enemy to deal with before you can get the key and piss off phanto wow i guess so yeah okay can i just whack him oh [ __ ] damn dude you dude cause [ __ ] that [ __ ] aaron i could not have said it better myself i mean right but not right there right but not in the place i just drowned in bad example fake oh my god wow no he rocked your block off he made me sink into the abyss without any water or food or love yeah oh it's all back ooh it's special now look at all this specialness i [ __ ] love it it's a whole maze and such it's gorgeous i'm going to open this chest real quick without bothering that guy i like the idea that he's just standing there he's like i'll wait while you hold up the money [Laughter] my analysis indicates that you can restore this device to an operable state by inserting a source of energy okay yeah [Laughter] what there's another one over here what the hell oh god i wish it was already over here there's yeah there's a lot i guess oh jesus kept shooting your friend and you're like stop coming out with the gun he led with the gun oh my god one of my favorite all-time moments that's great ah bowling in there bowling in there baby yeah yeah there you go oh [ __ ] thank you so much you've been trapped in here for years time to fiddle yeah oh fiddle there you go push that [ __ ] in there's one generator ah the light the the lightning bolt of power everything the lightning bolt touches is dead all right great now we're making progress i'm out of here see if chuckle [ __ ] all right cool [ __ ] electricity [ __ ] [ __ ] is what it is i kind of enjoy it five bucks come back to life now you got it good job die yes so sick where the [ __ ] am i going in this place what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do here i'm a little confused um so you're depositing an electric crab into a generator as a key yes but thousands of years in the future after he's become something else sure all right great i'm into it all right i'm feeling it come on come on roll it up [ __ ] all right yeah oh me that second symbol baby [ __ ] yeah twist and shout baby dude a little fire jam up push it in wait did it say all the way to the left yes there you go [ __ ] dang it the symbols on this paragraph correspond to the symbols and the three remote power nodes you activated logic suggests that they are connected got it okay so four o'clock twelve o'clock and nine o'clock thank you fee leap leap leap sleep sleep and you're right here [Music] did anyone see that anyone see the power i just that was just for me you know that was for me so close ma'am can i play a little [Music] mining facility is this the temple now i guess so i think this is the temple oh and look at these friendly critters here they say hello it's kind of creepy yeah they're anything with one eye that quivers and shakes around and it's sort of flesh colored for me it's more yeah it's it's really like sort of like semi-translucent like flesh-colored skin yeah oh to be the bomb well first of all i'm gonna do this i'm gonna go [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh kamikaze mission yeah that [ __ ] is dead [ __ ] [ __ ] can you retrieve hearts and stuff with the beetle yeah i sure can oh my gosh check this [ __ ] out and don't explode oh my god you got the heart oh no i didn't nope it just moved it it just blew the heart away can it disappear oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no well almost shockingly exactly what it was like oh okay you handled that well okay jesus they're fast maybe throw a bomb oh you're supposed to slice their heads in the border that they come in oh [ __ ] is it the one that's the highest no no you have to you have to slice it in the pattern that they're at like that oh but they're fast do it oh aaron you get your asp i hate stupid motion controls yeah do you think they'll ever make a version of this game without it well it's so quintessential to the so many design elements that really i feel like you couldn't maybe not that's where they shot themselves in the foot i think because they're you know it's all about like having the option oh that's what you got to do man you gotta lean back and let them lunge and then do it oh wait like further back for the back for the back there you go there you go baby that's kind of dope hop up little buckaroo look at me i made it like a jar yeah oh geez get off me you freak ah [ __ ] electric freak [Music] jesus you're a freak and you just picked up a bomb just because it could be fun well yeah because if i suddenly find a thing and it's like oh i need to use a bomb here then i could just could all right that's uh it's very smart very smart of you oh god no oh god no well i got a key [Music] so that means i could go through a door locked right aaron was there a locked door in the other room yes there was yeah look at me mr smarty pants that's me if only it said it on the map clearly clearly marked on the map well good thing i checked the map that's what i'm saying good thing i scoped out the situation with my beetle got all the information i needed and then looked at my map like a good [ __ ] boy beetle information it's an oh page right gotcha it didn't look like it no it looks like there's a tube leading into it you see that ah from the bottom oh oh maybe not i miss saw cool yeah that's totally closed oh wait is that a tube that was the tube i thought was linked to it oh gotcha but it's not turns out it's not it's that you were just joking yourself it's tussling uh oh if i just do this and throw it at the center it'll work right it'll work i think so it'll awaken all of the past but can you make it in time oh hard to know oh [ __ ] that that's oh that wasn't good enough no because you can't get through oh no what if you try slingshotting nuts at it it was an unintentional what if you send the beetle into that red light box up there okay the box that box though i'm all right like whenever somebody brings up like like a year ago when somebody would bring up gangnam style it would [ __ ] kill me ah hell yeah yeah that's what i think oh oh that's not good oh man look at this this is interesting okay this is the first time yeah this is the this is ever been a thing that has been like oh this is interesting yes that that was cool whoa oh wow i'm amazing [ __ ] like that i do please down there's the fruit oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god god go go go go this is like a game unto itself all right oh no i [ __ ] up why i jumped off and i got to do all that [ __ ] again you got scared yeah scared oh well it's scary okay got scared like oh now [Music] wait what part of a lion rage of a squirrel you've never heard that just grab that lever do it oh god oh no i pulled up and then i died did did it get it was that enough i don't know boy i hope so that door was already open i just walked by the open door cool i didn't realize that's what opened because we had to open it last time yeah and then i died immediately fair enough the door was open i just walked just right on by fully in view you know what i'm still proud of you for some reason thanks man well i did it you know you sure did i just did it cumbersomely oh i did it if by it you mean walked by the door oh i thought that didn't that he's it's he's got to be non-puffed you [ __ ] puffed up [ __ ] yeah wait till he stops puffing yeah all right you non-puffed [ __ ] you'll never get away [ __ ] yeah scotty i love that like purple skull vapor smoke i think that's awesome it's like a little poison cloud yeah 20 rupees oh i got the gust bellows nice blow them away aaron i don't want to they're too close see oh ye of little faith [Music] [Laughter] knock these [ __ ] off the oh god get off me they face hug oh get off me you face hugger you're you you non stereoscopic seeing [ __ ] reminds me of uh mario sunshine yeah i love mario sunshine dan i love mario sunshine too can we play that again has it been long enough that we can just play it again what do you guys think at home i agree but whatever you know i've already harped on it anymore dude you got 900 rupees i did you can buy that heart container in uh from basically blimpy man bicycle beetles yes i wish they made a zelda game that just had silly sound effects for everything you did we can do that we have the exact power to do that do it oh did the scorpion get sucked into the quicksand hell yeah he did that's great [ __ ] outta here no he's right there oh well whatever fiddle faddle i don't mind you know it's like it's off you [ __ ] [ __ ] i was gonna say i don't i don't like killing oh look at that yeah and that's something ain't that a little something bumped in that little pile of choo-choo jelly for you to think about [Music] gus bellows oh yay i like watching it go back to the way it was now everything's all active yeah all right so here's the here's the other gus bellows thing oh yeah look at that that's cool oh put that away do you have to do something with the pinwheel on top of the boris what the [ __ ] are you talking about yes yeah there you go there you go boo i felt it i could feel it i'm spitting gusts hot nasty gus i feel like it's cause i must spit the gus because i just i'm about to gust [Music] had had a big fuss did uh disgusting do anything on this thing no you gotta slice it sideways ah come toward me and we are spinning around your gusty oh my god how could you [ __ ] you for switching up your formation at the last second oh damn what i didn't get the other head i think yeah gotta be waiting nice and centered am i too close for the attack i don't know yes clearly not baby boo because you just killed the aces come here you [ __ ] do it do it oh that was a little too close huh [ __ ] you yeah oh there you go that's right uh there's some puzzle i gotta figure out and uh i was not prepared for puzzle solving do you want me to look it up well i think i can probably blow through here yeah [ __ ] okay yeah that's what it looks like that's what's happening that's what's going down that's what's happening i don't know how to shoot that [ __ ] nicely done i [ __ ] did it i [ __ ] did it i figured it out all on my own holy [ __ ] that's scary i am scared uh i gotta use the gust bellows oh jeez oh geez that is scary oh cool gotcha wow oh it's not dead yet oh my god hey dildus get a gospel again oh geez this isn't good at all you [ __ ] dildus i got you yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] got him that thing had a horrifying scream did he yeah i was like i didn't even hear that semantics but you got yourself a point there mister well well i'm good job buckaroo you think i can make this no no do it go uh are you really yes no there we go no no you're gonna need to no definitely not no so what does that change i don't know try to figure that out myself because might as well save yeah because all i did was open a door now now i can get in there i don't have a key or anything uh i had the gust bellows here before so presumably now that i'm in here i could use the gus bellows to do something what is that thing oh my gordon no that would be quite something yeah create like a sand tornado kill everything in sight that button isn't anything a button the blue button on the floor blue button oh this is what opened the door i see who we got here okay this room i been in that's the regular room i did all the [ __ ] in here did all the [ __ ] in here didn't get a chest in here but everything's cool okay so presumably now i gotta cross one of these that looks about right i'm the map i'm the map on the map i'm the map on the map here's the map gusted away [ __ ] okay piloter this one should be something it's something accidentally all right crawl time boy oh three fists a goddess plume yes oh i can't wait to see where it goes in my inventory right there right there baby oh jeez man yeah it's like cleaning your car wouldn't that be funny if you like had to put in a like 50 cents every so often what to zelda to keep your gust pillows going oh my god [Music] my bad single tangle tingle tangle oh my bad dope oh my bad okay yes i want to meet that pete you want to meet that peep pete pete davidson oh yeah i'd love to meet him too i bet he's cool [ __ ] okay all right seems like a chill dude and yeah baby opening the door opening the door opening the door opening the door opening dove outstanding i don't want to press a to blow dude oh laser boys gotta watch out for the laser boys oh look at that that's cool oh god watch out laser boy ah ah the laser boy he got me unknown as a boy could you please come back to life so i can stab you this is pretty pretty decent um music for this level uh it i guess it's just shining a light on how much i appreciate decent level music in a zelda dungeon after the weird creepy chanting of that one ocarina level that felt like hell it felt like we were in which hell was that that was like you know the one that it was supposedly like an arabian chant or something like that oh yeah that was weird okay and they like took it out of the was it like a jewish champ or something that's why they took it out because it was like like a religious thing i don't know i don't know it certainly didn't sound uh jewy all right i hate to say it like that but here we are give me i said give me your [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] okay great hi stabbed the rock once again oh [ __ ] gotcha [ __ ] these barbed wire fences are pretty intimidating yeah they look like what's outside like a chop shop in new york city you know like i'm okay i'm not coming in to take the hubcaps jesus wow you really went head first into that thing yeah well i'm trying to you're like i gotta do it trying to get a lay of the land now that there's like power and [ __ ] i can't climb up those uh that that [ __ ] anymore oh can you even make it i don't know it doesn't work well i got a ladder now going up the ladder check the map check the mapping map well i'm gonna go backwards right now okay cause i need to check the map i'll do it with my eyes the map the map is my eyes the map is the world laid out before me so i can see it in three dimensions anyway not gonna look at it yeah anyway [ __ ] the map i mean you're already at your limit but still oh that's true i feel you troop yeah those earlier you were like telling a story and i was what the [ __ ] two three one that's gotta be a code or something okay you know how [ __ ] creative this is i'm using like these this like gust bellows thing to like move all this [ __ ] around this is so much fun oh don't you want to break that thing yeah but i gotta i gotta do all of them what do you mean there's a third one oh oh dang it ugh [Music] all right it's okay it's okay all right all right that the easy reset they thought of this it's like dark souls they're clever they're smart they're smart more importantly they know that we're stupid they look like chaos emeralds do they they do a little bit when they break apart a little bit yeah yeah it's like the same thing as the uh you know when you get the you get the jewels and um link to the past yes you clear the dungeons yes that's what they look like yeah they don't look like chaos emeralds they look like the things that you have to like boom to like get to disappear so you can get to the chaos emeralds in those trippy sonic uh levels oh yeah a little diamond jams yes [Music] watch out he gonna come and corner you and then you're gonna be dead that's okay i cornered him by blowing air at him excuse me sir would you like me blow air at you open your mouth say wide say oh god so that i can dentist brought friends i'm going to dentist your mouth please come here so i may dentist you blow oh yeah i forgot to listen to the scream uh next time next time you do that all right here we go open mouth please you hear that just like that oh no maybe it's just a mechanical sound but it sounds very like intense and screamy to me oh yeah it's kind of wow yeah yeah oh my god he means business good job i'll give you a good dental cleaning took the gunk out your mouth it's treasure time it's treasure time i got a thing oh you got the ancient circuit it's made of shining gold how do we get up there i don't know oh i'm not oh what wait oh wait oh wait what oh aaron what i have no idea i'm just trying to figure out where to go it opened up a door in another room i think okay you want me to grab that walkthrough no okay we've been doing pretty well without it i know i know where to go i just i'm just trying not to look like an idiot that's the problem with doing shows like these ship is sale it's like well no i mean not like for both of us not just you true true i just that's the problem with shows like these it's like these kind of temples they're they're made for you to [ __ ] like be like all right let me retrace my steps for a second all right okay i think i need to figure this out real quick i need to go look at this and see how this is laid out real quick and it comes off when you're watching it as like oh he doesn't know where he's going yeah it's like i'm just trying to figure out where i am in the space these games didn't factor in that someday somebody might be playing them uh with a few hundred thousand people watching yeah can i just drop down here well and there's our answer we have an answer send your beetle over to that other place oh true that yeah it's something beetle to look around what's that on the left for instance yeah i gotta get down there all right i [ __ ] wait hang on turn around for a second huh oh oh i was going to say see straight ahead of you yeah what's that yellow thing it's a lever that brings this platform back over there gotcha yeah because i was like whoa look at that and then i looked here and there was another one exactly like it so i was like well all right then i'm gonna run real fast gonna keep running stamina and then i open the door and then i go inside and what do i see but more [ __ ] more mud-colored horseshit this really is the color of dookie doo-doo i tell you dad [Music] it's not like [Music] tired [Laughter] oh my god i'm a scorpio a shark even my even places i'm not supposed to have giant glowy eyes i have giant glowy eyes damn that thing had a hell of an entrance yeah he was like [ __ ] you you're going to want to keep that shield handy because he's going to sting at you i think you think so i got that feeling that stinger is just hovering like soon oh break i want to break free [Laughter] am i doing anything yes i think so am i doing this right oh yeah once you make one oh yeah you're doing stuff all right he's a thousand year arachnid dude and you're kicking the crap out of him oh no oh i want to break me want to break free oh now what right stabbed him right in the eye oh he didn't like that oh yeah give me the heart that's nice of him to disappear for a minute oh i can like blow his dust away is that what's going on that's cool right in the [ __ ] eye yeah take my [ __ ] sword right in your dumb eye [Music] oh he's making little little little baby bears friends baby guys little bit of [ __ ] where is he where he is come here come here found him i found you oh oh oh oh damn that did a ton of damage yeah well never mind you stabbed him in the eye and he died dude you beat the lanyard uru temple yeah i loved it and you have enough money to buy a new heart piece from the bicycle bill looks like i'm about to fight it yeah i'll [ __ ] take this [ __ ] up uh oh uh oh bicycle bill what this is new i swear to god if it sucks you in before you can get the heart piece i would be you'll be so cruel i'd be one salty dude like exit oh okay cool yeah i was like you have one three second window to grab it that'd be brutal and grab yes [Music] yeah one more heart nice and and you you'll get one more back at skyloft oh [ __ ] so you're about to be a rich man i'm gonna have so much life dude it's gonna be sick i'm gonna be a real gamer dan hmm [Music] um send the beetle oh yeah yeah up there at least for now oh this is pretty and you know what ah yay oh that's a beautiful scene what is this that look looking forward like that oh that's beautiful yeah that's pretty nice i i would have that as like a like a windows desktop screensaver wow and you have a mac god damn it i swear to [ __ ] christ ah giridim i love ghirahim you're him excuse me jesus she's like yeah whatever stop in the name of love [ __ ] go now uh go protect zelda oh no i didn't mean to do that one [ __ ] am i late so cool no you're right on time hell yeah see you hey hey spooples you'll never get this ass no i'm just kidding we're oh it's spoopless we must go now return to the old woman at the sealed grounds tell her what has happened here she will know where you must go now you've done it ghirahim i blame myself i blame you too i take pleasure in punishing you but i have no time for recreation i'll make the affair so excruciating you'll deafen yourself with the shrill sound of your own screams so this companion instructed you to meet with the ancient one in the sealed grounds give me give me give me give me good nice okay there it is that goddamn heart thing [Music] that's a life metal it bestows a bunch of what kind of effects do it ask me i don't actually know give me nine hundred dollars i love it oh 800 nice i love the back of it i love this that's pretty yeah maximum number of hearts has increased oh as long as you carry it oh what my pouch isn't full your pouch is full oh it really suits you or it would if their pouch wasn't so full what were these not open slots oh you have to unlock the slots move to storage and then move this to my pack oh right you are those slots aren't available yet you you have 100 bucks why can't you upgrade i don't have the materials [Music] oh is that what the ore and stuff you're picking up is no yeah yeah oh that's so much cooler why don't you pick up some up in your insta-venture yes please i will follow the advice of the charlatan and take the the potion wow you wouldn't even scoop it up when you hadn't paid for it they're much more solid than i had oh boy he is unperturbed by his situation well he's got a sail cloth that's true oh that's gross no way oh you're goose oh yeah it was a fun voice too i'll have to look that up later and feel bad that's rough landing luckily i landed on my you hey i think i might have broke something hey spoompl seriously didn't anyone ever teach you how to land without crash dinner whoa birds tiny birds what are they hello that's the thing that i would be like what is that yeah yeah what is that thing it's like oh yeah you haven't been down here have you got a lot of talking but oh what what you're on the planet well it's a good thing he's keeping us cool yeah what's going on here ever since sells advantage been zipping it out of town all in a hurry so i figured i'd tell you you might lead me to zelda that's why i jumped off that cliff behind you a bad idea in retrospect but this is so wild seriously what is that thing over there what's with all these trees there's so many just give it to me straight i can take it where are we is zelda here what's the deal with this place there's supposed to be nothing below the clouds what's all this this is something and it's below the clouds don't touch the form yeah wow your arms are so soft and soft whoa are you talking to him comfortable and warm well yeah i mean i i don't think the implication is that i can't talk it's just that i don't well it's time for me to blow you oh whoa you're kind of imploding my mind right now man he's a friend of all huh but i think i get what you're saying looks like breakfast lunch dinner and dessert just landed on my shoulders and head it just turns his head i've got this right zelda's down here somewhere and she is okay yeah [Laughter] she's she's okay oh wow that's so great this place needs a name yeah and i'm fitting for this rugged adventurous wilderness for oh my god i was gonna say gru's town from now on we'll call it gruesland big bruce will handle the search for zelda from here well i was gonna do that too yup i'll track her down save her then kill her yeah give her a lift back to skyla what was that last part uh save her then when we get back i'll ask her if she wants to make our whole going out thing official and then the two of us will get some quality time together yeah when we go out was that clear anyway the point is your work here is done i've got it covered from here yeah well that cape isn't really covering much it's not my genitalia is very chilly now it's off to find that old lady we're talking about i love him gruse is the best character he's so great he's the absolute best character granny here has been trying to tell me that you're going to be the big hero who rescues zelda yeah i got a sword isn't that funny just because this is your seventh game and the game's named after you and that what a joke look i've heard so far as a bunch of babbling about destiny but that's a load of garbage you saw by zelda scientists known as empire she is a being sent forth by the goddess to aid zelda in her quest have you attempted to play the harp that you received i i don't know what you're talking about your timing is right i shall join my voice to your harp listen well for the song i said men would come for many miles to hear the melodies and it had no it had nothing to do with the fact that i was hot when i wasn't 355 years old for the song i sing will be a great help to you and your journey now this is where the chorus comes in some say my hat's too big but i say what what hat oh don't worry about that that's just my precarious tetris slab i'll never get rid of those holes in the middle god damn my hubris [Laughter] i got an l piece and i was like right here but then now then i got a zigzag piece the harp you hold is known as the goddess's harp it is a divine instrument of the goddess who once watched over this land whoa oh is it dangerous out there oh what a bummer i guess i'll go back inside of my safe house what's with all the shaking my hair's gone limp the whole ground is heaving i thought it was supposed to be solid down here surprise [ __ ] go quickly spoon balls checking on the ceiling spike at the center of the pit if it wait if it's on the ceiling why would it be at the bottom of the bed you [ __ ] god damn it there is nothing natural about these tremors that monster could free itself at any moment go ahead and touch the ceiling spike it's okay yeah nothing bad like this ever happened in shadow of the colossus if it burns your hand that's a happy burn whoa it's the thing from star wars that they fly out of the imprisoned all right burn imprisoned oh look at his little feet look at my doofy muppet friend i love him he's so i knew it he must keep that beast from escaping the pit what do you do with this thing i don't [ __ ] you drive it in oh yeah there we go yeah oh [ __ ] ow why would you do such a thing how am i supposed to stomp wow is it dead oh whoa oh look at that thing let him go holy crap imprisoned oh man good job ass hair he's so scary when you think he's a giant snake monster and then so cute when you see his doopy muppet feet nope nope there we go yeah that's the one we did [Music] oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you released him again oh good satan's triangle great job it's only just begun to awaken and break its bonds i'm impressed you were able to restore the seal keeping it captured down here in a [ __ ] hurry unfortunately well i have my ways you only have succeeded in buying us a little more time in which to act yeah put your [ __ ] sword away the behemoth you beat back into confinement is a horror of unspeakable power uh sorry to disappoint you boy but for now your sword lacks the power necessary to awaken the great gate the great gate i suppose it's great [Laughter] farron woods held it volcano in la neru desert ah you sell yourself short my friend you'll see in time that you have your own role to play in this every story needs a squealer so so here's the things boom poles my house is terribly dirty here's the problem doctor pippit is always telling me to do some dusting around here but i just can't bring myself to do it that's why i wanted to ask you if you wouldn't mind cleaning it for me i'll even pay you clean your house yes please you will great i know you wouldn't leave me to sit in this dusty house boom bowls what do you think i'm on a time-sensitive mission to save the world or something no dude i can clean this girl this lady's house okay what's that a broom you know i don't remember where we keep that crazy thing or if we have our own one most of the time i just waited for a good strong wind to come along and blow the dust away you're making a cocaine reference just break all our [ __ ] look at oh yeah this place was disgusting holy [ __ ] dude i'm so sorry i gotta reset this [ __ ] honey you're a national embarrassment whoa did they like increase the saturation of this place as i was blowing it away i don't know is she wearing a different shirt yeah i think i think they just like the color saturation went up huh as i was cleaning interesting all right we did it we cleaned we did it we cleaned up a house that's exactly what we wanted to do that's what we set out to do and that's what we're doing because we are in side quest central out here oh i thought that was an exit excuse me grab a girlfriend yes you called for me oh hi oh i wasn't sticking my dick in those books you're back sprinkles good to see you're still in one piece could you turn around for a second so how's it going down there that's a little height joke are you any closer to finding my zelda uh sure yes i see my dear zelda things must be terribly trying for her down there not terrible enough that i would go look and it can't be easy for you now either can it no it's not it's really not what you want to know the lyrics to the song zelda sang on the day of the wing ceremony what are you a stalker alright here it goes darkness imprisoning me all that i see absolute horror i cannot live i cannot die something something something left me with something in hell i'm gonna tell him to sing it sing it [Music] listen as i said i wouldn't be comfortable serenading you if it's the lyrics you're after i can recite them from you let's see [ __ ] buttons oh youth guided by the servant of the night goddeth unite earth and sky all the way and bring light to the land that's the first part but as i recall there's a second verse to the song oh yeah oh youth show the way to whirling sales do you like that though i don't know where that came from i believe that whole thing they offered me a recording contract but i turned him down because i wanted to be the headmaster of the school you know how it is i'm sure you've seen the tower in the plaza the light tower mentioned the song is a real place i know a thing or two about whirling sails though i don't know a thing or two it sounds like the song is suggesting that if one of these if what you know what i'm just gonna take a second to collect myself it sounds like the song is suggesting that if one shows these whirling sails the way to the tower something will happen [Music] it's not really sure of yourself headmaster but how do you go about doing that and what does it mean two whirling sails hmm i wonder if there's two whirling sails in front of the light tower yeah it would be like tails from sonic like they whirl around but are they whirling around in his butt how do they not get twisted around it drives me crazy i think are they whirling around in his butt are they coming out of his butthole and there's a gear in there hello because if they whirled around they're too long they'd all they get all tangled i'm the headmaster what's my name come on guys gimme gimme gimme alright so what are the two whirling sails is that those i don't know those are flags i think you just go to the light tower where's the light tower he said it's in god [ __ ] damn it he just said what it is there's the plaza is this the plaza that's correct and you will find that you'll find that that is the light tower got it wait check the map again the light tower the plaza all right two whirling sails oh how about those what what what the spinning things on the on the washer but there's many of them oh so there are there's more than two hmm is there a look around button i guess i can just pull this out and look around two or three those what can i blow those whirling sails maybe there are a lot of those flags too what about maybe let's try going up the tower up to oh what about these these windmills could be are those whirling sails i mean they're not exactly whirling but oh perhaps you can make them whirl whirl now [ __ ] they're gonna [ __ ] whirl [ __ ] they're whirly it's made out of cookies it's made out of [ __ ] cookies [Laughter] i think i might have to watch that right after this is done oh yeah i haven't seen it in so long gosh and there's the other one this whole time it was right under our cookies right under our [ __ ] sky pretty smart design i gotta say see you can turn the windmill so that it can always catch the wind no matter which way it's blowing but well there used to be this little propeller attached to the windmill so you could turn it the thing flew off ages ago it must have dropped down off of the edge down beneath the clouds it must have dropped on its own uh nobody knows where it is oh my god and you'll never find it never ever ever find it never ever ever you want to know if i can fix the windmill if you brought back the propeller nah come to think of it gondo at the scrub shop told me that someone in his family used a flying robot to haul junk back from beneath the clouds but we're talking about a tale that's been passed down over a lot of years so i wouldn't put much stock in it so why the hell is it telling me is he telling me about a flying robot maybe at farrenwood's entry in the woods hang on what gondo at the scrap shop we gotta we gotta go to the bazaar and speak with gondo oh he owns the scrap shop wait so gondo's in the he's in skyloft he's at the bazaar is that the bowser the bazer what with all the people in the such how bizarre how was that there is [Music] look like it needs something to get off your chest i think i know what it is you got a favor here believe that [ __ ] huh could you take this off my face please it's about this old robot my grandpa used to tinker around with he probably just came here to make fun of the crazy junk guy for believing in his grandpa's stupid stories right oh my god well get in line i've heard it before get out of here slams the door wait that's not why you're here you say you need to pick up something from below the clouds with this robot do you know what that means that means you believe in my grandpa's stories too don't you well i'm happy to hear that someone else believes me but i don't think i can help you you see my grandpa's old robot what's it called again old bot pp mobile oh that's right his name is scrapper from pacific rim 2. the better of the pacific rims oh damn it's not damn he may not be much at a look to look at these days but he was an amazing robot once you can get him working again with the extract of an ancient flower wait right here i'll have him up and running in no time that took no time oh this guy wait so like the la neru mining facility was all his grandpa's [ __ ] thank you brazil i've got a full tank of energy and i'm ready to carry anything why did you give me life again i thought i was done i was so happy to be dead what is this green clad creature creature individual of small stature hey now watch it that's no way to talk to someone who just saved your life anyway this kid wants you to haul some stuff around you're gonna help him okay slave driver this individual may have restored my operations but i am not inclined to offer existence sir god damn where's my juice box master spoon post materials from the windmill have yielded a signal that you may search for with your dowsing ability use it to locate the fallen papa who are you zerpfoosh your name is feeds should i call you mistress fee at your request i will carry anything regardless of waiter destination was looped perhaps i could interest you in a nice tall glass of shut up wow she like hacked his brain yeah we now have the means to bring the propeller back to skyloft you will immediately begin your search for the windmill propeller master short pants i offer assistance i can now detect mistress fees thought waves word forgot how much i hated this [ __ ] thing should have left it dead let me tell you more about him uh no well maybe i can see what i can upgrade sure these are all items you have that i can upgrade right now uh you can upgrade your beetle my pooch can't upgrade that no beetle can't upgrade that slick shot can't upgrade that shield can't upgrade that damn that's it well that's everything wait so how do i use him i don't know it's connected to my thoughts yeah so just think about it and pick up on your vibe um okay oh this guy yep excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about jesus gotcha [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] got a present for you special delivery this might not work claws in your face i don't believe this worked last time did it not i don't think so i'm gonna get him yeah but i think the rock hits you first never mind you got him [ __ ] the the oh [ __ ] off it's you dope you need to knock him down with the slingshot didn't that not work last time no it works got it yeah now go just a slingshot killed him well i mean i think it was actually him dropping the boulder on himself i'm a murderer all i was doing was playing around like like dennis the menace i killed a perfectly innocent murderer who's trying to kill me excuse me yay i wanted to do this i was just looking for an excuse see ya that sounds like it hurts see ya a third for the ages no one could have survived that bye [ __ ] made it oh oh that sucks oh you guys need to watch where you're throwing those things golly man these guys are push overs yeah especially when you stab him in the back like a real man got him and he's dead here we go those are oh oh bird birdie [Music] god 40 of it is the funniest movie i've ever seen i've just i just watched it recently the only weak part is the [ __ ] cow fight the cow fight and the lion talking to him in his dreams oh stars above [Laughter] wait it's like when someone says something in a movie and you don't know what it means and then later you see something and you're like oh that's what he meant such a funny thing for a [ __ ] vision in the sky to tell someone it is now possible to retrieve this using the robot whose services we have enlisted [Music] hey master short hey master short pants you're in my way here zerp i said get out of the way you [ __ ] damn oh look at that you got a little propeller friend he's like slow down you [ __ ] god damn it oh this is adorable no don't go [Laughter] oh good job you did it thank you [Music] wow here it's broken now if you need me zer boosh clang feel free to call way to put your whole heart and soul into that voice over here that's the windmill propeller i think we're supposed to have fallen down below the clouds yeah are you saying that the whole story handed down through gondo's family was actually true yeah hmm somehow i get the feeling that this is some elaborate prank but i guess i'll try to fix this thing oh [ __ ] you i'm sorry did you say [ __ ] me oh my god i would love it if a zelda game did that link's just standing there the whole time and he's just going oh i'm sorry did you say [ __ ] me this goes in here and i just crank that a few clicks i wish it was like in in one of those like top-down 2ds eldest oh absolutely it's a tiny little sprite of an old man [ __ ] me i'm sorry and you just seem like inch closer [ __ ] me i must be [ __ ] hearing things in my old age am i funny i look like a [ __ ] clown anyway here's your sword yeah there you go look at this now all you have to do is find the two win sale [Laughter] things all they have to do is find the light tower oh in the plaza okay where are you gonna find a plaza oh no i gotta do that you gotta get you have a mirror oh they gotta do the strum you gotta play the herp um i think you got to be in the center very centered yeah wait what's going on here my oh what i gotta like rotate this i think let's sound the goddess's song beneath it uh yeah i gotta like redirect the light [ __ ] me i guess like super sassy stone tablet oh is like the light gonna change as the day goes on i don't know i don't know maybe like midday it'll show up it'll go in the center good job [ __ ] third time's that charm ah here we go oh aaron you are my hero this is awesome [Music] i recommend that you investigate what lies at the end of this pm of flight thank you all right go to the place where the thing of the stuff is you got it dan hard right hard to port or is what's over here left port what's this little crescent moon is that starboard it's a tournament oh those are bad guys i don't want anything to do with that they're throwing racks at you flap flop flap oh god flap away oh no watch out for the natives [Music] this sky is awesome what's that little rainbow thing ooh what are these [ __ ] like gross ooh it is a rainbow stay away stay away don't touch me don't touch me gross gross gross wow is that a little island little rainbow island [Music] what's here probably a fight later okay i've never seen a triple rainbow really that'd be amazing oh man oh geez you hit the haunted mansion waiting line in disney well good it's [ __ ] a great ride chop down ah okay okay what what exactly okay all right maybe you need to get a beam of light going into that little hole there in the structure ahead i don't want to talk about little holes all right well you're [ __ ] out of luck then because that's exactly what i have to say to you oh i can't i do have to line them up seems like it whoa now things are happening so that's what was going on oh but now you have to i say you got to line them all up or else the bridge won't be one thing that's fine i'm a big kid now [Laughter] just you [ __ ] did it aaron i'm so proud of you thank you we didn't even have to consult the [ __ ] through i am a smart boy you're the video game boy i am the one who wins sure i have important information when you struck the crest with a skyward strike from your sword a message from the goddess awakened deep within my memory the goddess intended this message for you master these are her words yo could you give me some milk yeah and uh eggs he who seeks the sacred flames listen well for i guide you from my place at the edge of time oh look at her go oh this is beautiful it's like a disney movie it's so pretty [ __ ] this thing that song is called spoon pose i foreign to tell you your bird will not here to heat your collar like this as you're falling you're dead what ah ooh is there a cage in there is that what i just saw i think i saw something some kind of cage oh it looks cagey can't go in oh what about over here yeah check out some of these things what are you inside right now uh a cyclone thing the womb of the goddess yeah all right let's go with that drop it off okay i'm trapped forever in here now perfect where is it it's down there there it's in pharaoh woods ooh hello mr spiderweb i almost walked into you so leave a message and i'll call you back oh [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa it's okay it doesn't matter okay it looked like it was more intense than it was because i was in first person mode i don't know why i said it like that oh look at me go walking into spider webs [Music] oh is that her singing yeah oh i thought she was just screaming because it was so awesome this is ferrari's song i guess that's pretty cool [Music] this is [ __ ] cool this game is a [ __ ] visual masterpiece this is crazy your spirit has temporarily separated from your physical body so that you may undertake this challenge to reach the location of the flames that will enhance your sword it is necessary for you to overcome this trial and undergo spiritual growth you got the spirit vessel if you take even a single step outside this protective circle you stand and the guardians of this realm will wake up and pursue your master they look friendly though if a guardian manages to land even a single hit on you your spirit will shatter and you will fail the trial god this i'm getting real princess mononoke vibes from this you must collect the tears scattered through this area and fill the spirit vessel without being hit by an attack you stepped outside the vessel aaron what you took a single step outside yeah now they're supposed to do that right ah grab the tier and come back in real fast [Music] for just 90 seconds oh my god oh a light fruit see beacons oh oh good how much seconds 30. yay another thing i got a task relic oh i can use that to upgrade some [ __ ] that's not fee the way they do it with um oh good job oh god there are a lot of them that you need good this is good this is good you're doing very well there's two left they're not up there oh how fast it there's one how fast they move to the left uh how fast they move yeah when they wake up oh i don't know you think i [ __ ] know that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] me oh i'm sorry [ __ ] me zelda skyward song unique character interaction [ __ ] me that's [ __ ] hilarious oh god where's the last one i don't know oh i don't know oh no it's gonna come right down to it i'm nervous here i am have you ever heard the uh yeah there it is awesome do you have to get back to the thing uh your spirit has grown i don't know oh yeah proceed with caution on your way back to the entrance so you can claim proof of your spiritual growth go i can't yet no now that that c will oh there we go you ever hear that um you ever hear that rendition of say it ain't so by weezer where they only use the lyric wrestle with jimmy no it's like wrestle with jimmy wrestle with jimmy oh that's awesome wrestle with jimmy wrestle with jimmy that's [Music] i love [ __ ] like that you did it aaron uh yay congratulations the power to explore underwater and even execute a spin maneuver what i mean anyone could do a spin maneuver underwater at the end super easy get out of here bees bees pollinate something else don't pollinate means i'm in farron woods there is a forest temple and there is a deep woods i have what you'd call an advanced hairline you should use the water dragon's tail to explore you couldn't even get to before cue okay so the water dragon scale i'm gonna get this guy's face tattooed on my nuts walking through your this this is awesome look at this underground mushroom kit it's really purple and blue and how did you get down here that guy yeah the picable he's like i've been here for 40 years well he just fell off so don't i have like a oh here we go don't the gus bellows work on this thing that works that does work [Music] just ending their lives oh i can't get across really oh yes i can there's vines right here i can climb oh no those aren't vines i can climb i'm a [ __ ] doof that that that makes this so much better oh look at that way to go so happy oh stop oh stop oh stop [Laughter] too genuine ow [ __ ] [ __ ] get away get away bees three or more bees i immediately bust out my broadsword and start two-handing it all right bees no more games master look up there oh he's across the old nutsack i've confirmed the discovery of a new kickr i guess i'll disturb his slumber by being rude and by knocking him out of the tree master you've killed him it's me they used to call me yerbal now i'm just the old kiki hermit i watch over this forest here when i'm not napping well then slap yourself on the back quirk you know some kikis can't even see me these days you're out questing for a flame that enhances your sword quirk the goddess gave the flame to the water dragon a great spirit that presides over fahrenheit is that she left the flame in the care of walter dragon the water dragon water drink his drake there's a problem though the gate that leads to family concealed shot to all those who judged unworthy but don't worry quirk i'll let you in on the trick to opening the gate be worthy you press it it opens with the gate [ __ ] on the power of the goddess under the symbol carved into its doors quirk uh opposite direction gotti i gotta i i gotta [ __ ] get back up there i gotta get back up where i already got the [ __ ] amber so i'll just get this one thank you i gotta swim through the water again oh sweet underneath the oh boy chef boy rd was chef boyardee a real guy you know what aaron i was just about to ask you word for word the exact same question and then i was like no that's too stupid meanwhile i'm like with [ __ ] reckless abandon like dude you can use the blowboy on the fish too oh that's a nice little elegant design there yeah use one weapon to dispatch of two problems over here oh the one in the south you did it and it's time for the strum master my calculations indicate there's an 80 probability that a sacred flame lies beyond this gate i have also deduced the power of the goddess of the kikui hermit referred to as the fact the skyward strike it didn't work make it a happy face [Music] uh yeah i'll make it like a spec oh aaron it's going off the rails yeah you mean well you maybe want to do a happy face [Laughter] yay it's a perfect replica uh on my [Laughter] own wow you have intruded into my home a sacred place for you are permitted to enter this is no place for one such as you do you like my wiggly those with matters address me as fair and warden of the woods though my current stature is less than well intimidated i beg to differ i i'm very intimidated honestly know that you stand in the presence of a loyal servant of the goddess oh that's one of my skills you have their sacred gifts such as that could only be carried by the gods chosen hero but could you really be him this raises questions even with that scale in your possession finding my hull is no easy task how did you find me honestly i can't remember how many times i've told that scruffy thing to keep his mouth shut that's the last straw next time i see him he's dinner damn ah but i digress i was just about to say but i digress like you are off topic ladies i'll be straight with you a shrimpy boy like you hardly looks the part of the goddess's chosen hero anyway the wounds he's given me are stubborn things i have been forced to recuperate in this basin of sacred water do me this favor and i'll gladly show you where to find the sacred flame you desire what do you say you got it got it honey bear see a boo kind of look like a snail monster i'm not a snail monster dragon right there all right lake florian you're by the giant link head i think no yeah i i love i'm the video game boy uh-huh because it was just such a visceral like thought that i had so i was like i'm losing i shouldn't be losing i'm the one who plays video games all the time i'm the one who wins that's just how it came out [Laughter] it was such like a reversion to third grade thinking it was the best and oops nice this should help maybe to fly across on the bees ride the bees i recommend using the x on your map as a guide when revisiting the deepest area of the temple i'm detecting a greater enemy presence in the vicinity than i would oh hey yeah what's up you like my gun holster things oh yeah it's the guy with the emo haircut pose it you're that guy that guy met in the volcano oh do you like this goatee i call it the taint tickler the taint tickler think about it butterflies dance right here oh [Music] wow i was just [ __ ] around holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what buddy i bet you think you're going to run ahead and swipe all the best treasure for yourself y'all but i say you're setting yourself up for a big time disappointment i don't think so yeah yeah there we go got the rope oh yeah that's a sculpture it's a sculpture aluminum oh got him please hold on you gotta stab him right in the oh boy all right i'm gonna try this again well these guys are a lot tougher than they were in ocarina of time had like full life when you saw that thing dude i'm learning dude oh that's right that doesn't pause the game when i use it bye are these different enemies than there were before uh i think so uh-huh i think this temple repopulated with fresh new douches i got him oh just fantastic i work like a weasel just to swipe a key from that monster and then i have to go lose it oh oh where did i lose it maybe you could find it for me i just can't remember which hole i hid it in you better go a plundering if you know what i'm saying oh whoa no kidding oh wow that's awesome it's gonna be a no for me dog stop [Laughter] [Music] just jiggling and stuck and not being injured oh what was that thing down there there's a three-headed monster oh that's right remember uh jump back as you're attacking i could just do that no cause he like gives away the pattern that you have to slash in right before he attacks and then you jump back and slash you remember this [ __ ] because i don't know we just went through it nice work hi oh oh oh oh oh babs maybe you should use bams oh that's not bad bumble ah see ya really am i like doing this wrong or yeah yeah i think you're getting done ah i'm gonna blow them away yay i'm crushing them like i crush bones all right friends i guess i'll see you tomorrow oh dude they're losing ribs every time you slash them yeah that's how you know how much damage you're doing yeah dawg he made like a whistling noise when he died he's like whoa yeah you did it great job dude you didn't even take one uh little lick of damage just because i'm epic dude i detect scared water nearby there's no monster auras causing interference so you can douse here okay oh scoop you scoop some water it's just normal water oh this isn't the sacred water oh pour it out i guess i got a douse for the sacred water ah you got secret sacred water i mean it's it's mixing in with the other water so like when i scooped up that other water it had some sacred ones some traces of sacredity begone be gone well done oh boy how the hell do i get in here oh oh oh oh oh no oh no how did she fit in there oh she's way cooler than i thought yeah in retrospect i've got a tiny head exquisite i can feel its energy surging through me behold the full majesty of farron water dragon and a guardian of these lands oh that's me i stand tall healed and whole and once again human you have done well to bring me the sacred water i asked you for i see now it was no coincidence that you completed the goddess's trial and obtained a water dragon scale now behold whoa just karate chopped a waterfall i imagine you and i will cross paths again until then do not lower your guard for god's sakes use the [ __ ] shield farewell boy strike the gemstones pointing in four directions the way will only open for those who know the temple's secret order temple secret order all right yeah yeah there you go i don't know where i was supposed to find that out but holy [ __ ] look at this guy hey babe is this the first time we've seen someone like this yeah oh he got me he got me with a secret slash oh oh i need those hearts give me the hearts it's he goes too fast now i think the key that oh nice work now you gotta fight that guy again i should have used the sailcloth oh my god the [ __ ] jail club aaron what yeah you just remembered it too i wouldn't have jumped off the ledge in the first place well i thought i wouldn't die okay all right and whip time oh sweet oh thank you [Laughter] all right miyamoto oh man you win something about you quietly playing the harp one giant [ __ ] monster block i've never seen one that big however uh i'm looking for the entrance to the statue and i cannot find is it through that fish i'm gonna check out the fish yeah that does look like a very clear opening to something okay so we already did this one yes yes shoot your skyward strike at it oh you're just spinning him around you're not actually doing any damage got him i got him nice i did that me baby hr are they wearing underwear [Laughter] i can only kill him by doing the finishing blow stop it is inappropriate at best i got an evil crystal this solid chunk of pure crystallized evil will surely come in handy yeah aaron got me with a goma joke today oh dude yeah so aaron came in while i was doing my vocal warm-ups and uh said oh oh i was like oh that goma fight would have gone differently if we if we just uh let goma let goma and then i was like okay and then aaron stood there in the doorway smiling for about 30 seconds and i thought maybe i didn't hear him right and i asked him to repeat himself and he he just said we need to let goma and i said let goma and then he said go ahead aaron let go my nut [Laughter] i love how you like came out of the room just to like shame me about it well you know what i i knew that you were probably going to go into the room with ryan and matt but matt's not here today but ryan in this case and say dude i just totally got dan with this dome thing and i about 10 seconds after you left i just got a rise of pure agony within me and i thought i cannot allow this to stand i just want to know that i didn't fall for it on the first four or five opportunities no i didn't i was i was done with it after that the satisfaction was enough i didn't need to brag just a smile on your face well because i did i did the whole like let go my nuts and then like close the door yeah yeah and i just like did you just kill butterflies yeah what of it i don't know aren't they supposed to mean something when you see the butterflies are you supposed to do something oh that's right do the skyward strike yeah the gemstone shines deep within the eye strike it to shut the mouth and damn the flow damn that flow hit some butterflies gemstone shines deeper than me what does that mean takashi 6'9 oh yeah he looks like a bowl of fruit loops you don't want to start beef i don't want to talk about dead people oh okay when it was like he died i was like who well that's not that's not your fault you're just old and out of touch you're not a cool kid on the street like me nice nice nice you're doing great you got it aaron you got the sonic uh power crystal thank you so much i've been barfing for 3 000 years by power crystals i meant chaos emeralds but i couldn't remember the name of it power crystals tails we got to get the power crystals what the [ __ ] are you talking about what kind of off-brand [ __ ] yes what are we in the toy district and we're cooking oh you're gonna bring it into that rack that's that good [ __ ] and then it's gonna be like nice it would be really weird if a digitized image of a programmer from this game just came out of nowhere like the toasty guy in mortal kombat and just said something to the effect if you did it congratulations you've done it and then another guy comes in and goes and the first guy goes carl shut the [ __ ] up carl what's the whole point oh yeah karu dude what that's how they'd say it it's like when my mom was lost in mexico and needed to find the train and said to someone el traino and it was exactly right really or maybe it wasn't right but they understood enough that the white devil was trying to communicate and someone just leave their washing hanging out there on the chain what that's what it looked like because someone was just leaving a some sort of petticoat out to dry great job thanks what did i do you just turned the lever back i know but what did i accomplish over there i did i flipped the switch yeah yeah well i've packed my bags oh boy drop drop down well where am i supposed to go after that i don't know it was stuff maybe you can cling onto the pipe oh oh i probably have to do it like this this one i gotta go backwards i just don't ever want to be that guy oh he's got your legs got your nasty leg you're climbing up to heaven and they're trying to drag you down to her no i just wanted a hog good job dude that was really cool return the stone giant to its original form and descend below the earth again along the thread there you will find the key to the path ahead it's the stone giant this is the stone giant you mean the giant made of stone i have to rip the stone giant to its original form okay which means what i don't remember because it's been a while or something okay [Music] it's like a freaking stone giant then does that mean clifford the big big red dog equals kai absolutely clifford the big red dog is one hundred percent of kaiju so here's my here's my question to you aaron judging by the height of grape do you think an elephant no because that's its normal size yeah but like that's different no it's not no but like elephants aren't quite oh we all died this could go on for a while that's not grape eighth is a giant ape apes aren't that big i love it when it like reignites well [ __ ] no is the size of a building no it doesn't who says that like everyone not a single person says that it says that he's not really that big is he he's not that big but he's bigger than the average gorilla he's not that much bigger i'm bigger than the pretty damn bear apparently there was a news report about the world's biggest like cow that's just how i'm taller than most people am i a kaiju that's a big ass cow oh my god that cow is a kaiju that's a normal cow next to it i didn't before i saw the picture it would have been a kaiju if that cow didn't exist i do think that cow is pushing kaiju's status big cow it's a big damn cow you know you know what i would actually say as a kaiju remember that giant chicken from youtube that comes out of the chicken coop and you're like oh my god well that's like the size of a horse yeah that's a big ass chicken that's a lot of nuggets bro link actually is like oh god that again it would be so lame if it [ __ ] could be the big red dog and great paper going at it all right oh maybe that a signpost would get banned oh ross do you want to get you just you want to get served right now i'll die kaiju that is specifically for kaijus that are as large as buildings it's right here in the wikipedia article so anyway yes clifford the big red dog is absolutely a kaiju 100 in case anyone at home wondered what it's like to work here you just got a very clear window into our world counterclockwise there you go that's not right either is it i don't think any of these are right now you're right special root oh god oh it's gerahim it's good i certainly are persistent i'm terribly busy trying to refine the clues that will help me revive the demon king your incessant buzzing around my head like some irksome gadfly when i'm this busy is what's making me very disagreeable oh he called me a gadfly oh he's dead oh is that his friend oh crap did he make this statue man come to life ancient automaton colloquitos give me that sweet good ah well i did ask for it oh that sucks doesn't it whatever oh he's doing it whoa there we go whoa well he's got predator discs oh yeah look out daddy glover it's too late for gary busey but you might still survive gotcha oh gosh it's nice gotcha you be careful you don't you only got two hearts left i thought the doors would oh [ __ ] ah yeah you freaky you freaky friday gotcha isn't that funny oh [ __ ] now i can walk i don't know why i did this i didn't do this before no god well this seems like a bad situation yeah this seems like an issue i'm gonna get hit and die yeah do you have a person got a life medal salary i've got an empty patch a satchel of seeds you are not strong enough for my most powerful potions oh no i got a heart out of it oh do it oh god oh oh guys no oh what oh [Music] like i like a dab is it trying to tell you something i'm just like cloud strafe it's a good reference oh you dope just just fight him just take it take away his arms slice you up i'll slice you up oh dang damn ding ding ding do damn aaron you did great yeah gotcha gotcha gotcha yeah i got you how would you like a sword whacked against your face how would you like that let's find out killing your own guys oh get you get you a little too angry to take me on like the licking automaton stop stop oh i got him i was doing it right okay cool [Music] wow barbar cherries well the cherry if you get one cherry you always win oh now you shall pray my favorite things need to be feedback the flames of pharaoh have improved your sword making it longer with your sword now enhanced you are ready to learn a new melody please don't put me back in your bed wait was that a big rainbow thing from the bottom yeah it's a rainbow we already went there though did we yeah i have no memory of this place well but he's mothman oh go dry up you [ __ ] bird flying around like you own the skies stop look at this watch this yes [Music] look at me go i am handsome and cool hey everyone okay maybe this maybe it doesn't work if you've left one butterfly alive there you go okay talk to her aaron she's already here i'm strumming why are you strumming more because that's what i'm supposed to be doing cool well i didn't know that so i'm sorry yay we did it together you and me fee best friends for life oh sorry i swear this never happens you got the spirit vessel this is a tear of night you need to collect 15 of them i got one the obvious powerhouse to move into the garden okay okay oh [ __ ] no god well i'm screwed are you yeah i gotta get the last one that i don't know how to get can you hit pause well it's going crazy don't slash me don't slash me okay geez all right [ __ ] tilted towers yay all my nuts are being deposited aim for targets and vines then fire a claw on a chain that pulls you to the place you have targeted yeah there you go you can extend these claws attached to a chance to pull yourself to targets and vines beyond your reach excuse me excuse me oh he's dead oh no oh no i just wanted him to tell me where the nearest mcdonald's was i almost never get visitors my name is gollow and i'm researching the legend of the three dragons one of which is said to live here so your name is spoonballs i see not the easiest name to say is it man [ __ ] you like golovkin if you want to get to the lenairus this part is really cool sweet i gotta say very creative very neat use of like uh the environmental narrative sweet it's a sand sea right it's like a sea of sand but when you turn this on it used to be an actual sea so you can sail around in this little section that you've uncovered oh i love it isn't that dope yeah it really is this game is great with uh how do i get in multiple environments in one thing it's down if you help me then i guess i'll let you on my boat i'll help i'll help really well in that case look at that it's so cool oh i love it ready the cannon fire all right wow look at that it's deep under the water uncovering the mysteries of an ancient world [Music] my shack is at the very top verm the sea chart we need is to my shag exert but you're the one who will have to go get it but there are more monsters about them before so be careful with i can't wander far from the boat so i'll just stay here boy these things are very hardy they can survive in like any environment oh my god what aaron just throw a bomb at it for the long oh oh sorry sorry sorry that's pretty rough dude these are the first p-hats in the game really oh yes yes they are it's cool and then in ocarina of time they were the huge ones that like their propellers would like dig into the ground and they were really scary you might know him if you saw him these are some attractive pea hats though gotcha hey look at this crystal it's pretty cool the pea hat looks really cool i think it's it's really weird how it's like kind of a plant it's like veiny implying that it once grew in the ground and then when it got healthy enough now it can just fly around yeah so what about frick that was such a cruel trick right in the mouth hey the evil crystal yeah great uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh it's going back up okay i thought it was weighing it down oh yes grab on to my crevices this is um have you ever seen the videos of like people dropping a feather and a bowling ball in a vacuum no and then they both fall at the exact same speed is it very strange yeah gravity it's pretty dope gravity dog think the words will be yeah yeah yeah yeah that's them [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my lord please let that be whoa that um that gives me that oh aaron oh you couldn't see that coming i think it was supposed to lean to the right yeah i think so actually okay that's like that moment in um the sasquatch roller coaster at disneyland oh yeah yeah that was scary you go up and it's like the tracks are broken it's like where we go now and then you go back yeah spoilers [Music] yes uh everest and animal kingdom is like a crazy intense matterhorn basically yeah it rules i cried i mean i thought i thought i saw a kid crying you cried i i it was probably just because the wind was blowing into my eyes really hard oh okay it was pretty cold because we were up on everest i was also screaming we're all gonna die oh man we should some tape of that nothing will ever be scarier than the x2 and i'm proud of myself yahar this guy reminds me of the scorpion off toy from did i just see someone walk in the background what came in what tucker's here oh i thought you meant in the game like they just programmed in a guy like stroller's like oh [ __ ] i'm on camera i would [ __ ] love if like a triple a game did that [ __ ] hi tucker any the way that the blur and the distance is like a painting effect is kind of neat that is cool wait so did i miss something i i didn't get anything from that scorpion really and now i'm back where i started oh that's right we had to go to like the three different islands and then people are saying nice things about the giants thank you thank you my team sucks but that was a really fun win today it was the most fun football game in a year or two so thanks was there a game today yes aaron who won the giants wow it was weird and different congratulations thanks it was really nice have they ever been good dan is yeah oh they used to be really good thank you and do you know where you're going yeah i'm going to the pirate stronghold okay so okay and if you take a route they should be all be dead the only reason i'm up and about like this is because of that time shift zone in the boat fu weep so i have nothing to worry about verm i feel better now spoonfuls and so it's time for you to go look for my ship sir i'll wait here of course oh wait here of course while you do all the dirty what a brave soul oh what the hell what they want to eat that thing uh they just want to eat in general i think ah one of them ate the bomb yeah that's awesome that's really funny [Music] and now you will die and backflip out of danger yeah yeah that is my move [Laughter] now it will blow and i will strike backflip backflip a backflip out of danger it's my one ability what a terrible move that is to backflip in today dude you did it i placed it in the little thing you did the thing what the hell things are happening there's like a big mouth oh yeah it's a giant crocodile looking thing that's some very very square teeth yeah he probably eats foliage so my ship wasn't here either dessert you found a clue you know the place i'm going to think about the housing room that's amazing weep die eat wind oh my god you are just blowing scorpions everywhere yeah oh yeah it's so hot kill them with what a sword i don't know oh the crosshair works ah get off me freaks hey the claw shot works hey five scorpions are on me [Laughter] bro this is this is kind of fun yeah this is like a shooting gallery i like the noise that this thing makes i like it too look at i think you're just blowing him around he's like whoa [Laughter] yeah oh yeah you like that you like that that would be great if it made some kind of like pulsing noise oh what's under here yeah i don't think you can beat this guy aaron i sure can well i mean i think you just need to do it slowly and go through scorpion room without taking a ton of damage i don't need to go through scripting then you really might be screwed huh oh that's good it's fine i just gotta like there's something oh what the hell like [ __ ] backstage there's something going on with like his animations he gets really vulnerable at times and i can just like keep wailing on him i say just be super patient although he might as well die this ain't happening i think i think i think i think i could take him out i could think i could take him over they're getting hit once i think i take him out without getting hit maybe twice maybe ten times oh someone's saying stool and oh it's right there yeah that's nice well then pooping hearts oh really been hurt pooping hearts oh god he's coming at you oh lord he coming dude that guy he wants a kiss and i'm gonna give it to him i think yeah and i'm just the man to give into him do it aaron do it all right oh there's one more phase yeah that looks that looks pretty in your face oh there you go yeah back away back away didn't like that he didn't love that chop it down chop it down yeah [Applause] now you can hit targets britain rosenberry taylor lost in shaw says i work on a submarine and i hate to admit that i've downloaded hundreds of your game grumps episodes to watch at depths you can't imagine wow that's dope our show has been watched underwater aaron wow that is cool um well i just like reactivated the ship so it's all like super past ship so it's technologically advanced it looks great um and now you're murdering the pirates on so now i'm just exploring the ship this this feels very breath of the wild doesn't it does it like that this feels like the types of things that they did more of in breath of the wild with that enemy coming at you and getting knocked off yeah i see what you're saying yeah like the the goblin camps yeah there's like this weird elevated thing exactly it's still pretty dangerous here you can do it verm you got it buddy boy what's behind door number one a button it's more clever girl that that's so confused yeah that's adorable don't you want to shoot that from the thing yeah but i can't see it daniel all right i'm just gonna push the box out of the way i'm gonna oh got it yeah yeah we got it yeah we're cool we're epic it's a pile of poopy i yeah i was thinking about that that's part of why i'm so scared of sharks or just getting eaten by an animal in general like i just don't want yeah i don't want my body to be poop like that is that the reason that's one of them that's like the final insult don't you think you already get [ __ ] guy eaten by a shark and now you have to turn into one of those long stringy fish poops [Laughter] um okay okay so i gotta go and hit that thing and go through that door okay gotta do a little thinky things wait how am i supposed to get in there when is there a way to hit the oh there probably is go to the top of the boat and lower the lifeboat there's las plagas las plagas yeah the plugs [Laughter] last plague us was the parasite in resemble 4. oh i do you did tell me that i knew that at one point in my life it's the resident evil 4 is bananas that game is bananas dude have you ever played resident evil 4 no okay if there's one word i could use to describe it it would be bananas so the implication is that this has been down in this position now for like a thousand years um yes that's pretty dopeness time [Laughter] thanks joseph i think i gotta turn off the the time stone you know what i'm saying damn that was a good joke is there a save point you can get to just they're safe everywhere there is everywhere i've been saving this whole time it's quite carving doesn't really look like squid does it that's what it should say underneath it what am i doing here yeah i didn't uh [Music] yeah dog sacred and then go oh nice you ran headfirst into that barrel aaron the barrels what am i looking for the how did they even do this how did they even do this someone wrote as dan a kaiju you guys whoa whoa break free i want to break free [ __ ] well he brought me back here that's very kind of him yeah nice oh my tentacle it's so sacred i can't believe you coming in upstairs uh all necessary preparations before exiting i mean it's gonna capsize in any second so you know like maybe figure it out really quick what the hell preparations am i supposed to make there's nothing to do go out the door wait this thing's massive it's a big squid or octopus or it's a squid it's the kraken a big glowing eyeball yay [Music] is that a lady said is that a female i'm just supposed to walk up to him and slash him they keep coming at me do it aaron hit tentacles with skyward strike oh man i believe in you get out of there anyways sorry wait just swing it horizontally hit it horizontally you can do that you can do that you dare disrupt me out of my schedule that's kind of dope oh god cool got it yes what are there eight of them oh did it hurt did it hurt you oh my goodness oh oh oh oh this is hot okay sweet rastafarian tentacle monster you one-eyed [ __ ] don't you want to open that little phone with my eyeball oh gosh right into it hit it hit it yes yes please let that be oh my god all right tentacle monster hello yeah got you got you got you got thanks because i was planning on putting a ring in my eyelid near that eyeball so joke's on you you're actually helpful oh what the [ __ ] holy crap oh my god oh well that's like really visually cool yeah that is cool yeah you got a shooter now get up and i'm in there get up on in there and attack the eyeball yeah yeah yeah yes yeah you killed me good yeah our container good thank you for hitting me [Music] it didn't hurt at all [Music] whoa link make a little noise there i'm eva jeez i mean just tell me to hold it out to the side and do it that way the flames have transformed your blade expanding fees powers you can she can now help you use your dazzling ability to search for more objects ooh well i'm [ __ ] out of here yeah won't he die the second you drive the boat out what when he died the second you drive the boat away i'm gonna drive the boat out i'm just gonna leave him in his little pocket of existence no you should drive the boat away and kill him and then leave yeah and then leave well i gotta leave from here anyway so to the sky i gotta go to the isle of songs our adventure continues which is an island that has songs on it that sounds great here we are at the hole that i will insert myself into okay wait so if these worlds are so far from each other uh-huh where where's what's in between nothing that's why they're far but like there's got to be stuff in between yeah sometimes there's nothing like grassy hills and cool [ __ ] like that i think they're little chunky floating things in the in the atmosphere what yeah no no because this is like the when you go down to the worlds it's like the surface of the oh the surface yeah it's probably lame it's probably like michigan oh [ __ ] did i just go there michigan [ __ ] did come at me bros aaron you missed it you [ __ ] missed come on dude perfect three-point landing and i am inside the isle of this is really the entrance to the isle of songs is this tiny little crawl i love well maybe they prefer when cats visit them that's really silly no more people people are [ __ ] stupid i've committed tin's power to my memory now you have the ability to use dowsing to locate the gate to the final trial i suggest you travel to elden volcano all right i'm gonna i'm gonna check out mentally for for three minutes i'm back welcome back aaron gotti big on beast people are always asking me for uh more rejected ninja sex party song titles and i can never remember them i can never remember the good ones i remembered one from yesterday uh the title of the song is peanut butter and jelly and then in parentheses it says [ __ ] you what i don't know i know what we were thinking about when we wrote it but in parentheses it says [ __ ] you yeah just the words [ __ ] you [Laughter] i gotta find i gotta find six more nuts i'm in a pickle i don't know where the other ones are and uh oh flip and dip she's dead oh no no i missed the [ __ ] diet [ __ ] donations okay where is this last one there's there's one more and it's down isn't there two more yeah there's two more but i haven't like gotten it yet so it doesn't show up on the map there's this one i have to get and then like where would there be one that was the slide and i already went down that so there's nothing there that doesn't count where is this thing where the last one is where the last jam is we could just look up a map online yeah on it's on the slide look around in the sky after you get one of the pellet things that give off beams of light what all right i don't know but it's there and you're gonna do it aaron why don't i see it this is not good there it is you see it oh boy can you get there yeah oh boy this is intense wait really really i missed it how do you get there give me a damn break i don't know oh my god okay okay oh i'm tense i'm tense's balls is it here yeah i think it's on that little edge oh where'd it go where is it gotta jump across here [Applause] [Music] oh my goodness yeah [ __ ] the fire shield earrings with these you can stand any heat without a sweat with these you'll look sharp as [ __ ] what did she say i wasn't paying attention good job you [ __ ] [ __ ] final round of donations volcano summit what do i do here what is this aaron use your coconut gun oh i think i gotta use bottles to get some water and it creates platforms i'm just assuming well that did nothing yeah i thought it would create a platform or something but it did nothing i don't know what the [ __ ] i was thinking jesus i'm an idiot oh what's that a dung beetle oh yeah oh they're rolling away little poop balls yeah i love it so charming this game's adorable were they rolling away romaine lettuce good stuff did you just put a lip balm in your pocket yeah i'll save this for later [Laughter] i'll save this for harp butterfly [Music] rumor has it there's a piece of heart hidden somewhere nearby nice the thing is to get it you need to be able to burrow like a magma yeah like you're doing right now [ __ ] you man i don't think the amount of water and where your little bottle is gonna hold this is gonna cut it this time i don't have a big container oh well all right farron woods to farron woods baby i think he's lying master yeah ladybug ladybug i gotta kiss that ladybug on the lips oh man there's a lot of them alright aaron well thank you to thorin cultists jacob melendez x-man's j-1 i think oh it's the water basin oh totally it's a medieval bucket it's like an ancient future bucket it's like when we found out about steampunk and how it's in the 19th century oh yeah first i almost blew a rotor trying to slow myself during that zenser anyway this is where you wanted the water right no what the summit why didn't you say something from the start because i don't want to carry this thing back to the sky it's heavy berserk [Laughter] this is dessert swarming with monsters here's how it works i'll follow you up the volcano dessert and you make sure nothing touches me got it good right in the face nice kill that [ __ ] yeah kill that rat [ __ ] i don't know the guy's like mildly alarmed but not enough to do anything about it did my friend just die wait a second take him out so bad with the bow no this is fun yeah yeah that's what ali said please stop appropriating my culture what the hell are you talking about he was in trouble and you mocked him this is what they call epic i think i may shoot him watch this oh right he has a shield oh i wrote his says oh he broke his shield oh are you sure this is what you want to do yeah why not why not just roll another bomb out of it because it's funny to hit his wiggly tummy wow all right i've got him what yeah he fell on me into the lava you know what i think i'm going towards the wrong temple [Music] yeah you know what i'm going the wrong way how am i supposed to get up here from um how come this guy's well all right bucket boy come over here you know what i think i'm going towards the wrong temple hey it's the fire sanctuary hey i'm here and there's fire everywhere what the [ __ ] is that i wonder how long it lasts wait what the oh because it's flowing it probably comes toward me oh ooh watch this oh that's cool here it comes yeah good job aaron excellent job using context clues take them out i only have two arrows now oh there's many oh they are firing whoa ho ho the exit at last [Music] don't scare me like that i thought i've been down there for years i thought you're one of those monster creeps oh hey what's this got yourself a swanky pair of digging mitts don't you think you could dig me up some hot hash who are you anyway what you doing here on a quest hmm i gotcha huh me just just puffing these clouds on this og skywalker kush ripping some fat clouds oh yeah my name is gold i'm the big boss of the marquis he also said show your bravery and jump into the mouth of the sleeping statue do this and the path will open before yeah hey tell the dudes at med men i said hey mad men is a weird store in los angeles i know carlos and franklin but i don't know jimmy so don't say hi to him wow what the [ __ ] whoa was that the hand is there a monster i think the hand that brought the thing up oh it's a i thought it was just a little like there's just some goop i'll be dead it was like a yosemite style geyser um i wish bro yeah i was a massive stoner um not the cool together with it guy you've come to know and love oh no it's your bonos okay cool what happened over there did you catch one of the digger guys on the um on a magnet or something huh one of the diggy diggy guys was on uh i didn't do that why do you think i did that i don't know i just looked down and reading donors why would you just automatically assume that i did that because you're the only one who can manipulate your environment that's not true that was a very clever way to illustrate that yeah wow i'm impressed skyward sword why what happened uh i was trapped behind it and i didn't know how to get rid of it and then there were two mounds that i knew had to get rid of with the blower and then because i already had it out i was like oh maybe this works oh hey check this out you kill him put him out of his misery nice aaron capuchin i just wanted to say that maybe you got to blow him you know what i mean no i didn't like that it makes me uncomfortable maybe from behind ooh what's up there it's a flame uh i'm lost [Music] maybe i go use the beetle to look uh somewhere else that could be there's nothing in here okay it just keeps trying to come back yeah uh those look friendly hello oh [Music] it's a little water plant oh boy i don't like that splash sound when it hits the ground yeah it really sounds like it [Music] oh this is going to be tough i'm hydrated for the next thousand years thank you good sir [Music] i was opening my tongue hoping you would notice um i don't oh that was unfortunate timing that's a lot of food i'll be right back everybody i'm going to get a fork or i might eat with chopsticks because i'm a big old like normal ass japanese sort of restaurant stand and uh i was sitting there looking at the menu and then these four japanese men came up behind me and were like also looking looking at them happening right now i got the magma myth did this game just completely change what was the thing we said with dr robotnik um his weird way of saying like i thought that up i birthed it from my mind vagina it um um put it in my mouth i've got a banana a banana it's large like my fetch [ __ ] the last temple in the game i think it's the last like proper temple yeah and there's probably like a ganon thing i would have thought it would have been harder than this i've been playing for like 40 hours or something right where the hell am i going man what's an otter we can't we can't just go we can't just gloss over this um okay i'll give you a chart thank you it's got like bear otter you can just pick any animal and we can we can meet down to what it means in the in gay culture cool oh wait this is gay stuff why are you running away [Music] whoa ow oh you sucker the video game boy has no time for anything do i need a bomb have any bombs hey found a room oh what is that thing it's a cenopode oh man like from zelda one in the first in the beefed up zelda oh yeah yeah a lot of these things are old enemies and you just kind of forget ooh look at his little his little tush i got him oh he didn't like that uh hit the butt yeah eat [ __ ] cinnapode ah he's gonna oh he's eating me okay you took a beautiful creature of nature and murdered it i was just having fun got it you [ __ ] clawed let's all leap off of cliffs is this really the perspective that i'm seeing yeah this is scary it's really spooky i wouldn't be cool with running into this thing in a tight tunnel this is a puzzle or i think it's just trapping i got a bomber i'm gonna put a baby in him got him right in the booty exactly no you get me me good work and your monster boil me make me do your worst uh i'm about to be john hurt in a second oh john hurting for a squirting no no looks like i've got to escape the neighborhood go go go oh oh oh hurry are you out of stamina hurry up choose the path you believe in move forward bravely um go for kaiju jump into the open-eyed statues wait the sleeping one right eat it i don't know someone said the open eyed oh i didn't even realize have fun with it okay jump in the mouth of the sleeping one no i'm going to the center oh god oh god i slid ow this this freaking lizard boy this is not my ideal right now he's a tough boy he's the one who swings daddy yeah you killed him while he was taunting you guys all right it is time to do some uh some donation reading get the [ __ ] out of here oh or or that it touched you while you sleep oh [ __ ] i'm going to fight the boss like a bounce it's garage oh this dude oh hello oh he caught me in the middle of dress rehearsal oh i see you're still among them the living fancy meeting you here absolutely so speaking of fancy i'm fancy free we seem to bump into each other time and time again but not as much as i'd like to oh it's no coincidence though is it you and i were bound by a thread of fate why can't we be bound by the chains of love look at these old drawings you haven't even seen are they lame [Laughter] until i found these i was upset about that little stunt the goddesses guard dog pulled at the gate of time was that twig's name again impa i'll never mind that because these drawings suggest the existence of a second gate of time the news has just filled my heart with rainbows yeah gary they're always filled but more so now i've been a busy boy searching here and there and everywhere for another gate of time no here i am oh hello and yet i couldn't even find a single clue since i could know i can be honest with you i'll admit i got a little sulky i was it was frowns all around oh hello i'm up here now the thought of never getting my hands on that darling young girl again was well more than i could bear prospect of a second game of time has made me positively giggly whoa whoa whoa that girl your adorable friend she would be instrumental in bringing about the revival of my master and the revival of argyle is a fashion and the revival of disco and i though i feared she was now quite beyond my reach i despair no longer do you remember when i told you that the next time we met i make your ears bleed from the sound of your own scream perhaps the punishment is a touch i might be willing to forgive and forget if you'll strike a deal kiss me i don't know i must warn you i won't go easy on you this time i'll go hard on you that's right i've stripped down to my unitard lovely aren't they you'll find the supple skin of my arms tougher than any armor doesn't that shape just leave you breathless beauty such pure form such an exquisite physique yes i've pretty much got it all but there is one teensy tiny thing i lack boobs let's make it happen oh boy there you go how do you hit this guy [Laughter] this doesn't seem that hard ah whoa whoa whoa whoa oh do i have to do that like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa nice [ __ ] road oh boy scotty her third form i am gary him mia i shouldn't matter how powerful your sword is you are still nothing not just as a human a human child and yet you prevail well goodbye bye it should have like erased his body as he swung the sword excuse me chat i had to use the restroom the flames of din have imbued your blade with a sacred white light the demons were vile master now that it has been tempered by the last of the sacred flames your blade has finally revealed its true form where's the gate of time he just told me where to go and i don't know where to go gate of time in the sealed temple will lead to zelda where's the sealed temple this is the statue of the goddess yeah yeah they haven't taught you at the academy that knights should always be vigilant i'm gonna say hi to ampa here comes some tasty donuts baby that terrible beast is awakening even as we speak it's likely that the monster reacted to the sacred power given off by your sword that's the voice we had for i wish it had not happened but there was no other way to open the gate so it goes this is what i've been waiting for it's time to break out my new toy trust me the flappy bag of teeth doesn't stand childs you dumb bastard the imprisoned he does have some cute feet his pimples the machine's all loaded if that flappy sack of teeth tries to climb the wall i can blast it off from the bottoms do you want some bat when he wants to back up just hit this aaron [Laughter] [Music] god dang it sweet you gotta sail cloth around i guess do it yeah oh no my head well he's sprout out more gross oh he's lifting oh he's lifting oh no i just want to get lifted oh he up there i want to talk about that i got to hit him with the bomb send me to the moon like that [ __ ] alice kramden oh boy dude that was completely unfair still pointing no he's like way ahead look he's like right next to the gate oh crappity no he's there [Music] hey take them all out oh go dry up you sawed [Laughter] that one looks good yeah baby i gotta i got a method to the madness now oh my god the motion controls are so [ __ ] up oh right into his mouth oh did that are you [ __ ] serious yeah nice get ahead and hit his dumb toes got to get ahead and hit his dumb toes stupid stupid toes stupid toes i don't let him step on you though oh sweet yeah dead center okay okay here we go oh oh he's swimming oh oh boy oh i don't like this uh uh wait what what is happening i'm coming beanie boy oh grease is available let's save it for any choices to climb okay i hate the imprisonment he's almost there hey yeah nice yes yeah more white now [Applause] no spooples strike the ceiling spike with a skyward strike and restore the seal quickly that whole sentence is an anagram oh the skyward striker yes yay [Laughter] nice work there spoon boost cause you couldn't have done it without me but no need to thank gruse i know i saved your tale spoonballs you must wonder just what it is you've been fighting out there in the great pit there's much i could tell you but suffice to say it's the root of the evil we face there's no time to lose hit the gate with a skyward strike oh this is beautiful at long last the gate has been reactivated go bravely spoonballs this is immediately sick this is amazing by the way it's so dramatic and cool go link ow ow wow [Laughter] well hey that's younger at last i've been expecting you to you're doubtless overwhelmed so i'll explain things as simply as i can this is the temple of helia though it will come to be known as the sealed temple sometime in the future it's true to its name you've passed through the gate of time oh hello gosh it's been so long you've come so fast pimples i'm glad you made it do you want some tea maybe some cookies do you like my bangs i like my bangs she knew that if he broke free again there would be no stopping him but then he was like i'm not going to stop him and he's like you better stop and this went on for several days and if the demon king were to wait sorry i fell asleep [Laughter] yes thank you to uh then you know everything on the other side of that gate zelda waits suspended in a sleep without end but do not despair for she is still alive and well true to legend the triforce is one thing with the power to vanquish demise the key to fighting the triforce must be in skyloft spawn poles there's something i gotta tell you man egg beater when you get back to skyloff do me a favor and let people know i'm doing okay down here tell them i'm doing okay i'm here looking at soil with a 900 year old woman saying [ __ ] like i've got nothing but time colin and strich might get a little emotional since they look up to me but you'll tell them i'm happy okay wait so what was i supposed to be doing you you're find the triforce oh yeah that's easy i strongly recommend that you search for information about this okay just i have to talk to people yeah the headmaster told me about zelda okay that's not the headmaster nope uh hello spoonballs have you heard anything more about my daughter oh yeah she's dead what is it dead if you know anything at all i urge you to share it with me she's dead oh no well you want to tell me but you can't she's dead i understand i'm sure you have good reason for keeping quiet that's a very calm and collected father to the torture chamber with you well i guess you have a good reason for not telling me what with your sword and your covered in blood face i guess my daughter can stay missing for a while the [ __ ] relay [Laughter] you have had this destiny trust upon you without warning poor choice for that matter but i wish to help you as best i can you got it by shaking the [ __ ] out of you and demanding you tell me where my daughter is i'm getting older and i lack the vigor of youth but i can still [ __ ] you good [Laughter] sorry but even old men have ways of being i wish to share as much of my knowledge with you as i can if you have any questions any question at all about skyloft or its history i'll be glad to tell you all that i know uh not now but wait actually what couldn't you tell you about the triforce the free force what do i do of the triforce nothing nothing get out of here spoonbook where did you hear that word lock the door that's where you grab three guys dicks at the same time it's impossible it's true you stand in a triangle touching the base of the dick with the tip of the deck to create a triangle shape it's true that the ancient text makes there's no way to grab the last dick i've been working on this for 60 years it's true that the ancient texts make several mentions of the triforce within their pages uh who is instructor owlan oh there we go it was the door next door from the place that i heard that i should go wait a minute it's that guy i'm a [ __ ] cat roof guy i'm not an owl oh yeah then who is it [Music] hard to convey stunned excitement with this voice it certainly looks like levias but the last time i approached him he came rushing at me in his eyes they were full of kissing and that damned smile [Laughter] people change or old wise and creatures change rather perhaps it's more that he's possessed by something that's how it felt to me [Music] you want to talk to levios oh he's right over there that's impossible i don't think the virus is capable of listening not in his current state now alabama go to the lumpy pumpkin ask him what he knows ask him how to make his famous lumpy pumpkin ask him if his pumpkins can somehow be lumpier lumpy i gotta say the lumpy pumpkin is a great [ __ ] name it is you've never heard of it what's a blumkin oh i feel weird you you know it right ally this fucker's gonna give me the best batch of soup he's ever made thank you laurel durler who says happy early birthday aaron also thank you all in ground planned yeah tomorrow's my birthday everybody oh my god thanks aaron oh god what is this thing holy [ __ ] that's awesome tobias oh him saying that levias was a four-eyed air whale all he said about levios was he's hard to reason with like that's a big [ __ ] jump it's just a it's just a new mechanic ooh i don't like the way they turn to look at you yeah yeah ah don't [ __ ] whap me with your dumb tail use it to swim with your rapid tail what like it won't let you catch that last eye yeah we could well he's just so he's so fast and then like randomly he'll be slow hmm and then i can catch up but it feels like it takes forever to catch up to him maybe you have to be um uh you can't use your bow while on the bird right oh i don't think so yeah maybe you have to save up three wing flaps ah that makes me go faster i thought it just made me go up yeah well you did it oh disgusting oh man oh my [ __ ] face wing oh yeah you got to hit the other one oh my other face wing oh man oh there we go god that thing's gross oh no you got to hit back i got to hit it back at this yeah see that uh they they subverted my expectations yeah oh my face eye he's been oh god oh gross oh disgusting this part's gross [Music] [Laughter] was it you who brought me this most delectable cauldron of pumpkin soup yeah i was i made it too i must apologize for my earlier behavior the most peculiar and irksome pest possessed me i was not myself i assume you've come to hear what i know of the triforce you know right what would you know yeah just a dumb [ __ ] whale well you don't have to be a dick as i suspected listen closely and i will tell you as you likely know an evil force attempted to take the triforce for his own the song is the key to revealing the secret location of the triforce wow oh that's cool oh crap whoa feels like that seal's gonna give way any second snakes snakes are a reptile yes thanks are wrapped up you know we're in mobile combat oh yeah go get him and anybody that wants to join me is welcome to join me aaron what are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing i was gonna go get him oh my god just use the sail cloth it's like he's just oh whoa snow toys it's headed straight for the temple big ugly's going down [Music] hey all right where is he he's over there oh oh that's right i can move okay oh all right i love how it plays cruises theme [Laughter] oh no the road crumbled and i can't get the rest of my bomb stash snowballs come up to the temple and make your way over here no what do you want group what do you want me to do bruce can't get to my stash of oh you want me to put a bomb in there oh you want me to put me in there holy crap have fun all right aim it straight for the spike on its head yeah i gotta say now that's pretty cool i did it i'm gonna run ahead to the table you should get back there too spoople's gross you're both done well but mostly spoonbook but i fear that but i fear that we can't dwell on your success the imprisoned has exploded the strength of the seal seems to wade with each escape head to fair woods do you no sweat just hop into the grease and air i'll fly you over okay hop in i'll take care of that fling and you just worry about the land and oh i didn't think about that yeah bombs away yeah oh landing right oh it is flooded oh yeah look at that why did it flood i don't know there's some crazy [ __ ] happening what game also did water beautifully what's that resident evil for the gamecube cool really good water we play that on the show we did didn't okay okay i think i played it before you were on the show we did we we definitely played a few resident evils gonna talk to your little nut sack friends [Music] you're the one from before come to think of it i'd forgotten to ask your name the water came gushing out of the base of the tree behind me and flooded the entire woods oh what caused it but i suppose it will clear out the monster infestation cue so you won't hear me complaining oh okay well i guess you just stay on this lily pad for the rest of your days then but okay so i got to plug the base of the tree here what good would plugging it do like it's the water's already in there oh maybe the water would drain naturally via magic you know the only game that did swimming well and was fun goonies too for the nes here it is here it is whoa whoa so now what you got to plug it up that oh it's locked oh yeah if you haven't already guessed bubbles here's your test take the score and collect all my little musical threads out there okay so aaron's gonna collect 60 tad tones while i go ahead and there's a bunch oh they're clustered superman 64. don't swim through them i thought it was like a superman 64. oh okay oh this is so awkwardly placed all right i'll read some i'll read some donuts but we're doing pretty good here where the [ __ ] are these [ __ ] tad things pretty good where the [ __ ] are they they're on the map but they're not here really where let me see him again let's see the map there the map there's these right there there's the purple ones could it be over the fence no you can't go past that weird are they like way up top what am i erin the only ones that show up on the map are ones you've already found so you have to go to places where you don't see them oh my goodness maybe it's to show you like where you've already been so you don't re-double like i've been doing yeah yeah it was designed to prevent exactly this it's a good wow i don't know what to say very well thought out who baby how nice to see you again how goes the tad tone gallery it was a technique you use when searching for the others of my tribe remember oh dancing gonna douse through those tones oh okay i don't want to get him oh he's a runner got it got him yay here we go yeah yeah i freed the fish all right i got it i got it i got the yellow individual fish thank you logan shook jay dratty g did it just sorry did anyone else see that what what happened no i'm sorry live on the team did anyone else see that was earth anymore macaulay smith uh oh you did it yeah i learned part of the song of the hero it's not complete so it's like when you practice it's like a pearl jam song and it's like i can only play the first part [Laughter] originally i had planned to keep these woods underwater so that those awful monsters could never return i don't like that those nutsack people have butts a bunch of water got in here from the forest so i had to counter it oh moblins that's how i know things are good oh i don't have my sword or anything oh really oh he gave me my vibrator no you got your magma mitts then let's read some donations no oh it's the dr link's like can you [ __ ] believe this [ __ ] again damn i have to run to the bathroom i'll be right back aaron yeah okay dude i'm gonna piss real quick dude oh okay i'm gonna read i'm gonna read some donuts i'm so frustrated uh oh no i'm not doing it i'm not doing it uh first name sofa middle name king middle name we middle named todd last name ed i am i am sofa king we taught it okay you want to put that together all right um oh oh oh man get stay away can't you blow them away with your gus bellows yeah but i don't want to because i because you didn't think of it [Laughter] oh no oh no it's gonna explode no okay whipping ya i don't know what that is i'm whipping you back in time for donations i'm whipping the [ __ ] out of this crab dude just keep doing it dan is it true you're half norwegian have you just been whipping this crab for yeah i've been whipping this i would whip the [ __ ] out of this crab now i'm gonna blow him away nice to see you spoonballs you ever find that sacred flame you were looking for really you did great i was pretty curious about it so spill all the details after all that adventuring you finally found it i did spoonfuls i have to say you're pretty amazing thank you you look like you've been working out too have you been working out wow come back to my place and stretch out those creamy hamstrings you're not the only one i found out some more about the legend of three dragons this news is gonna blow your mind oh it's back at my apartment that's where the im that's with the information about the dragons is oh oh oh oh oh oh oh no oh thank you bma 808 chuck abate alex zio meg lutz can we get some sweet beatbox action [Laughter] oh hello i haven't had a visitor like you in here in quite a while like forever you're a human aren't you you must have some reason for coming this far what is it that's not much of a name is it how about i add a model number to your name like my friends have got maybe ld spoompl60 oh my god lord so what can i do for you i am in no shape to say and to think it was the goddess herself who entrusted me with this important duty the robots were worried about me so they planted a seedling from the tree of life the fruit of this tree is said to be able to cure any illness city of angers oh it's gone oh that's when it was just a little sapling oh stole it you got the life tree seedling you're stealing it what are you doing master thunder dragon needs fruit from the tree of life to recover unless you mean to help our master not really of course of course i do really thank you cert make sure you plant the seedling somewhere we'll be sure to thrive second unwrap his toes hey guys they can share the road with me forget it share the lord [Laughter] what i forgot all about that yeah the only thing i know from that movie oh man and potatoes yeah boilermaster sam wise talking to frodo be like share [Laughter] [Music] uh thank you shady doggo uh thank you to this sizable list of people nag saw jeez man so many strange words oh four seven i'm gonna need you to pause for a second zinga ding ding i just wanted to i've got a mean set of pipes and i know how to use them this will clean out those ears boy so brace yourself okay bracing [Laughter] well time to go to kmart you have to let me repay you give me some time to prepare and when you next return to visit me make sure you are clean hey bud hey do mirrors like another giant whale oh roll roll roll oh oh oh oh oh oh god that actually gave me a land on his i haven't seen you in a long time this is crazy why aren't you getting [Laughter] [Music] so you've learned all three parts of the song of the dragons eh you have done well young one thank you what am i talking to true to my word i will perform the last [Music] oh that's all three of them or are they good no those are the dragons oh they're good i thought they were like stealing [ __ ] from me well you know the song i trust you know what to do with it grab it up your butt that old song opens a door to a great trial should you succeed in conquering the challenge awaiting you there i'm certain the path to the triforce will be revealed to you aaron oh no oh that [ __ ] killed me he's jumping off his head and i just plop right on his back immediately struck with the color palette of skyloft it is very adorable super cute and charming thrust you're sold oh dude it's one of these i love these these are my favorite you got a sacred tier yeah 90 seconds i can tear it up tear it up i'm getting teary over here um i guess i'll drop down fortunately my did i get it it's gone now did i get it what there was a there was a thing down there and it's gone now oh okay cool you got it might have just like accidentally got it what the hell [Music] oh they're coming for me oh yeah they're coming it's hot and slopping well i'll drop down and i'll lose this one i'll die i'll get one that's over here yeah safer this is very harrowing hell yeah uh i got five more to go what are the white ones the white ones just sort of like give me a little bonus time oh okay because there's a the flower in the top left is counting down i have 90 seconds before the boys come yeah the boys are back before the hot boys arrive you'd think this being the 20th time we've been through this that i would have picked up on that by now see it oh wow corn that's [ __ ] that's cruel uh gross gross yeah it just immediately goes into yuck there's no there's no what the [ __ ] yeah that was unfair there's no like oh wheat like that kind of thing it's just hell yeah god yuck [Laughter] i'm an idiot dan uh the power went away i lost the power dan never get it back never again never ever it is it's my favorite disney movie i got so defensive about it oh [ __ ] off look at him disappear because he can't [ __ ] deal with the what the oh you just did the five alarms oh no oh oh oh oh oh go up oh you gotta be kidding me it looks so great in photographs it does it it visually looks great as as this is happening now except i will say i flew in from seattle uh to burbank um a couple of days ago and it was super [ __ ] scary it was just like one of those tiny little tylenol planes and like the wind was crazy yeah you know what i'm talking about um oh really yeah the guy was right next to me when i got the last two it's in panic mode until i get to that uh yeah okay and okay oh god i have no idea oh yeah i'm just scared yay okay so i'm not combining this you should open the way to the triforce i suggest that you search for that matching stone wow that was damn son this one what statue with my friend that's a handsome statue [Music] oh oh it's turning oh no it's uncomfortable is this good is this bad like did it just destroy is it trying to like link is like what the [ __ ] was that um this is my favorite awkward silent one of the entire damn what the h oh we're we ruined it no oh great job yeah we're just like ah world six i did that with my bird face oh that's a nice one yeah oh cool yeah sky keep this guy keep doing all this [ __ ] and i'm like sky stop oh my god you've got to calm down you're getting too excited now you're getting too right up your kids are getting too right up oh your phone's a dungeon excuse me while i cream my jeans master i have information to report i've detected three sources of sacred power vision disability this power clearly radiates from the triforce i triangulated three naughty sources of power and marked them on your map as this you will find three delicious doritos in each of these rooms put them together and you have a nacho combination platter wait what the [ __ ] oh yeah they're disgusting aren't they wow oh i think i got to hit it right at the that was a full-on cable friends yeah a vip nice job i love the vip oh god have you seen our new comedy show it's always sunny in stuttgart there really aren't as many uh sculptures in this game as there were what was the deal i gotta make them rotate there we go yeah as they were in um ocarina there was a whole house of them in ocarina yeah that was crazy didn't didn't one of them talk to you yeah well it was a it was a boy that was turned into uh shut up firebird some quick donations thank you to nero nope can't can't do it oh well oh oh that could do it i just don't oh goodness hell yeah dude so [ __ ] smart yeah dad i know damn [ __ ] smoke [Laughter] gotta i got a couple chuckles from the room oh i should just point it this way i don't know why i'm pointing the other way do you know ding ding smart i am oh god ding dang is that what i said no it's just how i remembered it ah [Music] the thing with the thing on it get some hearts draw some hearts on there skyward strike is it a beignet okay spits out a thousand beignets i mean oh well all the powdered sugar this isn't what i wanted but far beard for me to look a gift horse in the mail didn't i just come from here this is where we started oh so we just dark souls it oh nice wait so do i need to like go somewhere else to find the key like i just can't go anywhere else now so do i have to go all the way back to the shifting plates or just remember that there was a locked door in there me [Music] that's got a key in it dope dope so dope bro dope all right it's kind of neat it's a cool idea yeah oh it's the time oh neat i'm [Music] oh god i'm gonna put it down over here so that it doesn't bother me smart clever wait do you have to put it there and that wall disappears and i have to go to the other side yeah i just want to check this out real quick no that doesn't oh for the whole [ __ ] oh god no he's not here anymore i shall return in one second leap he's all the way up there oh and oh cool cool yourself out of existence thank you yay sick yeah right back go planet so what do i have to just do it really fast break a back of fire cracker scissors wait why do they go down again do i literally have to hang what all right i'll bring the thing over to the thing and put it on the thing [Music] oh heck maybe i can just throw it from here just just cheese it i know it's now it's gonna be stuck there go for the donuts i know oh no the monster has hath zapped me oh there's a thing up there okay i didn't see that before but i got it oh yeah right i gotta [ __ ] switch it first i'm just a [ __ ] oaf no no no no no no no no no don't oh thank god okay don't zap at me don't don't stop me chilling yes now give me this last one i need it i need it for my body wait so i'm in this room so if i sh oh i can't shift it scandalous do you want i want this one up there this one okay wait so you're telling me you i want this one up here why no but i'm just what what do i want here oh okay so this is good right now hey shorty it's your birthday oh this is a room i have not been in yet oh my i have not experienced such perils oh okay well it's kind of cool and creative i think that they like sort of repurposed the in zelda one when like the last dungeon was just a bunch of [ __ ] rooms next to each other they sort of like made it their own in this one yeah i like that pretty cool i like it skyward sword has bumbling wait what the [ __ ] am i doing here man what is this what is this contraption what is this awesome special should i go in this door now i'm just [ __ ] following the he's doors all the doors man that's my jam yeah dog that's my freaking door jam what oh no it's it's um it's oh no it's that guy you fought on the bridge before i remember this what was his deal you have to keep pushing him all the way back and then uh something happens yeah he loses like a piece of himself and then you get pushed back yeah f off so the problem with this guy before was i didn't have a shield yes now i have one and i'm still losing but losing much less so oops ah forgot to use my shield oh he [ __ ] swatched it up i hate this oh you're about to die yeah yeah you did it aaron great job you got some [ __ ] oh i can get a triforce now because i have a s the key i don't have a lot of hearts yeah and i'm stuck oh boy i'm totally backed up against oh that's not good that wasn't gonna work out but it is good it is good no stay away stay away door door door i can't do it the door won't let me through get out of there oh damn son oh get away get away get away come get away come come get away come get away with me i'm just trying to get this skull do you have any potions aaron i do have any pusheens yes also good oh you freaking you ancient person yes you did it on the ground for a thousand years oh my god you did it re reborn from the norm from the nuclear group oh it's a giant skullman to fight i do not want god so many friends and he has friends as well [Laughter] oh oh god oh god give me the hearts give me the hearts give me the hearts give me the hearts give me the hearts give me the hearts all of the hearts give me the hearts give me the chocolate [Music] oh god die die die almost die fatal blow nice fatal blow oh fatal blow yay i will hit the weak point for massive damage oh oh what the hell was his name kaz harai is that his name who mr sony 599 us dollars cool cool cool you're doing very well aaron very well yeah just take your time with it [ __ ] that is only only two i can only use two yep chad kroger's the perfect drug give me the [ __ ] fairy oh my gosh i swear to christ oh my god give me that okay okay okay i earned that [ __ ] yeah you did great aaron yeah triforce of courage with the fire triforce the red triforce oh one room i haven't done yet top left one oh wait no [Music] i've done all the regular ones uh uh got it sweet oh have fun baby all right here we go god damn it oh god don't disappear on me don't disappear on me don't sink don't sink i made it apparently i just couldn't make it for two times am i gonna die oh is this with jesus no wait we're good wow it looks like the predator [Music] steve horns yeah he's [ __ ] mean give me the are you [ __ ] give it to me [Laughter] yeah he's not a sportsman it it means cheers in swedish and it is wrong with you i mean you got to put oh the triforce on the right side right look i'm i'm trying force okay okay it's not working which one do i go in and where and which one do i do i'm gonna move the pieces and then i'm gonna go do the things [Music] i'm sure the last box should be pretty easy she's like a spoonful of sugar and you shut the [ __ ] up aaron man i don't want to hear it all right do i have to pull a lever do i have to pull over there was a platform right there that i could have gone to there's a platform there's a and now [Laughter] a what of this [ __ ] help some medicine oh i see whoa ah [Music] wait what you have to shoot an arrow through that fan dope oh there it is yeah we're all getting a little punch [Laughter] oh aaron you got the third triforce piece focus now and wish with all your might force the destruction of demise oh her cape kind of looks like the sword [Music] we can't line up that's kind of dope everything's falling apart what did skyloff just explode and die i think so i think it was just the the part with the lady on it there's the crappy nobody goes there they were like good got rid of that [ __ ] corporate walmart that was ruining our small town economy so the castle seals the imprisoned or yeah i have detected the successful eradication of demise okay cool you know it [ __ ] we're back and better than ever i start out my hat after his sweet hair are you ready for a fire rap album turn your back on that punk ass [ __ ] one two three into the foe snoop doggy dog is at your door it's just trips sorry i haven't used my legs in a while oh she's falling she's going down i'll catch your lips with my lips oh chris this is my boyfriend spoon puss he's my boyfriend family is my best friend he's so happy to see him i'm not crying i've just got oh yeah uh [ __ ] link didn't cry was like cool yeah [Music] i'll kill you don't you ever [ __ ] laugh at me again this head just rolls off i've got a new piece of tail now hey uh oh no girahim gym i recognize those diamonds and triangles and patterns and argyle god damn it whoa dude your home's cool it is best for everyone if you forget about your friend the little goddess is mine now my master may have perished in this age but in the past he lives yet i'm taking the girl back through that gate to help me revive the demon king or whatever you've been so adorkably dodged in your quest to get in my way you know boy you've really pushed me too far the moment i sweated and bled four is at hand i don't even know if it's time to grind my heel into a room like you not now oh goodbye stay fabulous stand down you're in my way and the sight of your appalling hair makes my gorge rise i call the gorge my friends well that was neat yeah how dope is this i mean [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] watch and learn [ __ ] you've done a fine job of spoiling my plans to revive the demon king in this age so i see no point dawdling here but the past oh the past so full of possibilities i shall resurrect him there with the divine soul of this golden haired girl you gotta go through the gate i thought i already did that oh oh hey what's up hey emperor it's scary him he appeared out of thin air and he got the drop on me it scared him he's filled with caramel don't worry about me you must chase after him he ran through the great doors at the front of the temple you may yet catch him before it's too late [ __ ] am i supposed to go he ran through the great taurus at the front of the temple you've got a high question eight hearts should i get the damage reduction potion oh you should get that potion powered up dog you can power it up yeah she just said it oh oh cure him cool oh god you're he was the coolest character he's my favorite except for bruce and oh yeah that's great bruce is the best character and like and the coolest character and zelda and uh is this like an outtake oh him in my horde this spell is nearly complete the demon king returns until then you will keep that whelp from interfering with my ritual hey it's your what's your favorite word dan then well well that's that's a different wealth excuse me wow wow wow there's boy ruined man i didn't grow up 25 years to be called boy how's everyone talking about oh they're all dead [Music] excuse me oh that was a bad idea i don't know how i didn't expect that oh it's like oh [Music] my god goodbye i wish not to fraternize with the enemy oh yeah um oh he's dead now he's dead he will never see his family again and they will never say oh hornboy oh oh you got him oh i did nice oh somebody gra they grab it oh when the horn boy dies another one is born oh no you got to get the horn oh i didn't even have to do anything hooray oh baby now you gotta fight graham it'll just ask you like ten questions about like is it pronounced this or it is and it'll be like you're from the florida area but i but i already know where i'm from i go far too quick boy oh usually they say you're far too slow i'm not done i realize a simple child like you knows nothing of magic but smells like this could take time in a steady hand can't you wait quietly like a good boy you've pushed me too far i've waited my whole existence for this this is my moment you know what fine if you're so intent on hurting your grave i'll be happy to show you the way this time there will be no heroic escape i was a fool to toy with you and let you walk away with your life before but i won't make that mistake again that i promise i do very cool whoa given my station i had to maintain some semblance of dignity so i let you run with your life twice even such a guilty pleasure but instead of scurrying away like any creature with a bathing suit to survive you just kept coming back again and again and again i've let a mere boy make a fool of me the last time you stand before a demon or should i say a weapon without mercy oh he is like a guy fee he's gonna do a sword [Music] first i will take my time bludgeoning you and when i grow bored of it i will drive you to the edge and deliver the last strike to send you falling to your doom i'll delight in casting your body into this pit and snuffing out the flame of your life your broken body will serve as fine sustenance for the demon king oh [ __ ] look at him he's got a demon lord he's got he looks like the lawnmower man which is the highest compliment you can pay a villain daddy this is really easy oh [ __ ] um okay how come they don't use i think they don't ever use this [Music] oh that was the guardian potion oh boy [Music] oh he's got his own little skyward strike isn't that sweet step four [Music] agirahim you wretched brass dude how the [ __ ] am i supposed to do that i don't have time [Music] this is preposterous driven to my knees by a simple child of man you think i can't defeat you you think i can't win that's right boy what are you uh boy some kind of dick he's got a big swinging dick ah but never by that victory is still mine to save her while we fought the ritual i started continued at last it's complete the demon king shall devour the soul of the goddess and resurrect in his full glory i'm being devoured i'll just tell you the whole thing that's demise wait are you kidding me oh my god oh no he ate zelda excellent i am no longer imprisoned hey are you doing [Music] welcome back oh yeah by all means oh no no you go for it no no please please no it's you i'd love to oh oh okay oh did you just kill him yeah sure why not it's pure evil jesus christ but first i'll rip out your heart oh cause he's a sword [Applause] cool i'm the sword boy i'm the one who swipes why don't they make a demise skin for ganon and smash i don't know dude so you're the chosen knight of the goddess the goddess lowered herself to a mortal existence to keep me in prison hmm how amusing do you think those cowards begot someone like you you still have the courage to face me seek me there i have the power [Music] how about that [ __ ] that [ __ ] do anything for you that's hot right you fear for your life do not follow me you could spend what little time you will has left cowering and crying is beneficial the only question left is how long you will manage to remain standing before i take your life try to keep it interesting for me would you it won't be long now at last the almighty power i've sought for a millennia i see you've not brought the hillian shield i don't want to waste a potion because i'm still figuring it out uh when where will you respawn right outside of this i guess oh well here i'll make the decision for you you're definitely taking damage so that's good oh you only have one heart great it was a like a damage reduction potion oh sweet [Music] good good good i hope i didn't waste it chaser string stroke luke mcdonald trying to figure out what to do first before i waste all my potions okay still pointing hey look at you shielding bro oh yeah oh yeah dude yo this is inspiring to watch oh my god aaron [Music] pause it oh he's just taking it okay fatal blow oh my god i didn't see it fast enough and that's aaron hansen uh i'm an idiot dan damn all right keep an eye on that fatal blow thing ah oh what do i have to block him or oh he's tough i'm not good enough to get the potion that quickly no you scoundrels this boss is gaslighting me i just whooped him the first time and now he's like no i block every time and it's like no you don't hey craig you so don't jeez man [Laughter] [Music] remind me of something oh it reminds me of midna oh i thought you're gonna say thundercats you stand as a [ __ ] paragon of your kind human thanks you fight like no man a demon i have ever known wow that's really nice though this is not the end i will rise again those like you those who share the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero they're eternally bound to this curse an incarnation of my hatred shall ever follow your kind dooming them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness for all time no way you did it yeah aaron i mean that's it that's it i have confirmed the eradication of the demon king thank you they don't make out i swear to god they're not going to right some bullshit's gonna happen just as their lips are two centimeters from each other joke or not your contributions to our efforts were heroic you have my thanks ah well you know just glad i could help make myself useful i'm just i'm happy things turned out okay hey vader you look pretty sewn up here what do you say guys ready to head back to our own time granny was really worried about you too we don't want to keep the old girl in suspense too long although she may be hot in this time helia your grace or perhaps you prefer zelda it pleases me to know you are safe master i must speak with you you have successfully protected the goddess reborn and defeated demise fulfilling your role as the hero of legend there i four i'd ask you to dissolve our arrangement as master and servant drive the sword into the pedestal before you and i will return to the sword to enter asleep wait oh drive this order to the pedestal before you and i will return to the sword to enter asleep without end now master it is time to conclude our necessary companionship however i've come to consider the information correspondent to our time together among the most precious data i have on record i do not have the capability to fully understand the human spirit now at the end of my journey with you as i prepare to sleep within the master sword forever i experience a feeling i am unable to identify before i enter this leap that calls me to the sword said to them just to you thus far but now i wish to now save them for myself thank you master spoonfuls thank you fee [Music] you must return to your own time i will take care of the gate once you have passed through you and i will surely meet again someday oh yeah is she immortal she she's the old lady she's the old lady that's impa dan how did you not put that together she's getting the same hair braid bro i assure you i would have never never ever put that together really red like this is the first thing you see when you walk out of the door on both sides yeah but like i'll be damned oh what's up i'm not impa oh yeah oh man i would have gotten it now well i wasn't even sure if the game like told you or not yeah [Music] hey see i [ __ ] told you so [Music] oh this is adorable no no my bracelet no sorry well i'm never getting that back no oh i guess i'll just stop breathing well she now she knows the sword is safe oh that's her thing yeah yeah oh okay dude they just said that 30 seconds ago yeah so what's what's the zelda after this in the timeline is it link is zelda one yay i didn't yeah and aaron wow um well thanks for joining us yeah thank you there's something inherently charming about it hey we're gonna go explore what about yours pimples what will you do now how about a box of you to go a la carte yay [Music]

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Length: 336min 38sec (20198 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 17 2021