Funniest Experiences with Pathological Liars

like the video and subscribe right now and dragon doggo will not attack your city my pathologically lying friend has hooked up with taylor swift done jobs for the accuser and helped make his professor millions of dollars off of stocks read it share your experiences with people like this this guy in my school tells everyone that his family owns original picasso works his supposedly four-floor house with elevator is where they shot many famous films and he trained in a shaolin from the ages of one to ten when we asked him to prove it he said he wasn't allowed to show anybody what he learned edit i should add he is panchrectual and he turned 14 a couple weeks ago my cousin broke in pool and knocked every ball in shortly after he knocked out five dudes at the bar and ducked eight girls that was a just a regular tuesday i know 20 000 people like this and i got them all to stop just by telling them shut up douche they then each paid me ten dollars for my trouble my coworker is 19. he's had shreks with 65 different girls one of whom he's had shreks with 700 times i actually counted the number of times i had shreks with a long-term girlfriend once for shits and giggles in three years we got to 1000 so it's definitely possible this is a conversation between me and an ex-coworker me yeah we are thinking about going camp league next weekend him i don't the woods it reminds me of when i was in the vietnam war me dude what you're 24 him what's your point he was 100 serious too he says bs stuff like this all the time and will defend it with every ounce he has i don't understand people who say such fantastical things is it just a mental disorder there's no way they can believe what they are saying one is true or two that it will convince anyone i knew a kid who claimed his shitty ace laptop had 500 terabytes of ram yep i you not edit same dude claimed to know 20 plus languages including french which i took the same year i called him out in french around his posse used to be a coworker had figured out how to make infinite energy his family was rich and lived on a hill overlooking a small community that relied on them for everything like we were feudal lords was going to go into the olympics for fencing but he was too good wireless electronics responded to his electromagnetic aura and tried to do as he willed this would sometimes cause problems when gaming as the button pressing got mixed in with the controller's automatic responses his mom used to occasionally drop thousands of dollars into his account this part is true the false part he thought that it was always accidental and refused to ever thank her if she mentioned it to him he would say things like haha clumsy guess it's my money now he was a programmer and sometimes he would code things that recorded themselves that's where the bugs came from other points of interest this guy spent 10k on strippers over the course of two months then he met a 17 year old girl he was 28 and married her on the wedding night she had a lesbian experience with his friend's wife in the back of the car as they drove around three months later she turned 18 and started stripping he allowed her to duck women because he provided a different service she started dealing slash doing drugs and they got a divorce later he met a married woman going through a divorce married her as soon as she was single she had two kids and they had a kid together as well she travels for work and always takes the baby leaving the two other kids in his care also unrelated to any of the above his office had to institute a no crying at your desk policy because of him because of this he would spend hours every day outside or in the bathroom crying i had a friend who was a pathological liar but about stuff no one cared about he would say stuff like he dived off a 10 meter cliff or that his dad was one of the top 100 game of life players in the world he even claimed to have flipped 50 coins and gotten heads every time i don't know why even if it were true no one would actually care well diving off a 10 meter cliff is not only plausible but also not really that impressive i knew a guy in high school who was like this always used to tell people that he would fly them to his beach house in hawaii let them take a cruise on his uncle's yacht etc it got to the point where someone actually called him said they bought a round trip to hawaii and asked to speak to his dad to see if they could rent it jude actually pretended to be his own ad on the phone good thing is that he pretty much stopped telling bs after that happened i have a fat friend who is five feet nine and 260 pounds let's call him bob every time i mention a girl he has had shreks with her he apparently has had shreks with every girl in the high schools around here he has connections to the mafia and makes fifty dollars an hour as a grill cook at a small local restaurant he's also the one-upping type whenever someone shares a cool story that happened to them he always has one bigger and better he also has shreks with tons of strippers and makes his own moonshine man that's cool but i have a friend who's way fatter he's six feet 20 inches about a half ton he's called bob he's had shreks with every girl and guy runs a local mafia and makes ten thousand dollars an hour as a super griller my friend who for the purposes of this story will be named swamp dated a beautiful ford model beautiful guy all through college when she graduated she decided it was time to break up with him so thwamp first said she had moved and they couldn't be together because of it forgot to change her fafsa book to the right city though then she convinced him it was because she had a serious terminal illness but didn't want to talk about it so he pushes and she breaks down in tears swamp i have ear cancer okay dear cancer with so many comments i can't help but wonder if someone is lying about the lying of someone else yes confront them about it and let them know that you can see through their if they deny that they are lying come up with your own stories let him see how you feel when he constantly bs is you when beaten at his own game he will stop good idea i could see him panicking and making up more stories to try to top mines haha this kid in high school ran from the cops down the highway on her atv got shot by 50 cent helped hunt for bin laden and some more crazy stories that no one ever believed he ended up getting arrested for kidnapping some girl that i think was his girlfriend at the time in senior year so let me get this straight he's undercover looking for bin laden on an atv when out of nowhere 50 cent shows up with the cops and pops a cap and that eventful night if you ask me a friend in college was raised by adoptive chinese parents but was really a welsh princess who would be kidnapped by a secret cabal on her 21st birthday to have ancient mystic tattoos inscribed on her back in her ancestral castle ever brit the idea of a welsh princess is hilariously cute imagine saying i'm the president of kansas my nephew is like this he is near 30 it's his mother's fault he was going to sign a million-dollar contract to play soccer in europe ended up playing for the local community college he now makes over 200 000 a year as an insurance agent following his 85 000 a year stint as assistant manager at panera from a different perspective i used to tell outlandish lies like this when i was in kindergarten my parents often wondered if i knew the difference between fantasy and reality my preschool teacher asked my parents if i knew i wasn't really peter pan because she was afraid i might climb something and try to fly i ducking loved peter pan my parents made it clear that lying wasn't acceptable so i stopped until first grade i had a first grade teacher who was positively evil i don't know what i did but at the beginning of the year she decided i was the one she was going to pick on i later found out she did this every year singled one kid out and made his life miserable in order to keep the rest in line and started systematically destroying my ability to trust she started with little things anyone else in the classroom could talk with anyone they wished as long as they were reasonably quiet and she wasn't talking every time i opened my mouth i got in trouble she would write notes saying that i wouldn't stop talking and it was a discipline problem and how disruptive i was contrast this with my music and pe teachers calling my parents and asking them if i was okay because i was always so quiet i would get sent to the principal's office at least once a week where they would threaten to give me swats or licks with one of these if i didn't shape up keep in mind i was a first grader and hadn't really been doing anything wrong i went from a bright happy and outgoing six or seven year old who are introverted quiet and melancholy shadow eventually my parents figured out that i was unhappy though i hadn't been able to really articulate why until years later and they moved me to a different class it was really too late though because i had already developed my coping mechanism when i was depressed which was constantly until i got medicated and went into therapy after high school i simply pretended things that bothered me didn't happen if my teacher told me that i didn't have to finish the vocabulary list to go outside at recess and then kept me inside anyway i simply pretended she was having me help her with her grading or a project if she made me sit at the desk in the corner in silence the rest of the day i pretended that she put me there because the other kids were distracting me and i was getting special extra hard assignments anyway my parents moved me to a different class and i did marginally better but i kept telling myself and others these stories i had been making up to cope with the fact that i was seven and being systematically psychologically tortured as i said i got marginally better and did okay until third grade my third grade teacher was an acolyte of my first grade teacher the first grade teacher had been teaching for decades and all the parents loved her really they were all terrified of pissing her off for fear she took it out on their children with spectacular fervor the third grade teacher was an experienced teacher but new to our school system my first grade teacher had taken her under her wing immediately it was like being back in first grade isolation different rules encouraging the other kids to ostracize me the whole thing all over again at this point it is important to tell you that my school was a small k-12 school and my entire grade level was about 50 students needless to say the ostracism stuck and i became a pariah after third grade i was fine until sixth grade when the math teacher the first grade teacher's relative and friend began the pattern again so the pattern was that i would have a terrible shitty teacher and then a few good ones i'd be just regaining my ability to trust people again and then bam same again then it got better and then bam three full cycles of that at some point though it didn't matter anymore because my peers had picked up on the whole thing and as everyone knows no one is more cruel than kids the teachers didn't even have to be mean anymore the kids did it for them anyway as i said the lies were my defense mechanism i told lies because i couldn't deal psychologically with reality it got so bad i would actually believe the lies i told and sometimes i experienced dissociative symptoms to this day there are some memories that i can't remember whether they're real or not so there you have it that is one reason why someone might be driven to these types of lives i knew a guy like this in high school i even believed him at first until his lies got too obvious he would talk about how his family was fabulously rich and had mansions all over the world he claimed to hold american irish and italian citizenship he was very overweight but apparently was such an excellent acrobat that cirque du soleil would beg him to tour with them he gave in one summer and toured around europe swinging on trapezes it really bothered me when i first learned he was lying but i realized he was kind of a sad guy and would get teased a lot for his weight he had parents who lived in town but he lived with his grandmother so i guess he had some serious family troubles i think he probably just wanted a different life and his stories probably helped him i kept hanging out with him because he was actually a nice guy i lost touch with him after high school but i ran into him again earlier this year and we caught up this time what he said he was going to be doing actually sounded plausible so i'd like to think he's moved past the lies i used to know a girl that had some new crazy story to tell me every time i talked to her one day she swore she'd been abducted by aliens she said she knew 100 that it happened but she couldn't tell anyone any details because she couldn't remember anything i asked how she knew it happened if she couldn't remember anything and she got pretty angry at me and said you know what when you get abducted you can tell the story any way you like this is how i'm telling my story still didn't answer my question friend of mine said he reached up a girl's skirt and grabbed her butt i said that was really gross of him and he admitted right then and there that he lied and was trying to impress me and my other friends this is just the tip of the iceberg at least he admitted it attention must feel really good to some people regardless of what they have to say to get it i know a guy like that i've got a lot of stories one that comes to mind right now was when he had started making guitars with two more guys true and he told me that iron maiden really liked his guitars and wanted him to make them some but it didn't work out because the guitars were too expensive for them you've been 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Length: 15min 12sec (912 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 22 2020