[Full stream] - Punch-Out!! w/Lark [Part 1]

[Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] screener today for this opening in the traffic you get this garbage out of here enough of that we're gonna play punch-out on the weed we've been I've been looking forward to this I figure you have to we both been itching to do it but there's been stuff going on and now stuff is kind of settled so we're feeling comfortable we're all very sterile I've been washing the hell out of my hands I've been wearing boxing gloves everywhere I go so I don't need to wash my hands it doesn't use shoes he uses the Wii Balance Board that's right it's a novel like a green soldier like a Green Goblin take your weapon okay in my hand I hold a Wii Remote it looks like it has been bitten at one point that's that's a long story that doesn't involve any biting trust me okay did it like get into a lawnmower no it got bitten by a 13 14 year old just don't worry about it okay it's long and sterile I quickly just touch that part get it over with I'm touching the bite part okay it's done good job on the Wii I've never played a punch-out game yeah it's not a very popular series and after you play this game you may ask yourself why you may ask he knows God like are you punching out is this your beautiful punch-out so one thing I noticed earlier when you were doing it okay how do i oh you pointed at the TV so it's a it's a boxing glove click cursor cursor thank you it's a it's a boxing glove but I really I've like never used like a round cursor and it's kind of [ __ ] me up yeah it doesn't have a little like here's where you're suppose it doesn't have like a finger pointing you want to punch the things so well yeah you put your sleeping bag you know what I hate select you're gonna love the end credits you can punch the names of the people who made the game and that's awesome actually I can't watch somebody in the face let's do a empty profile let's let's get it on we're doing profile five lucky number five no available meas that really makes me sadder okay so let's look at these here we got sheen from Jimmy Neutron we got in what what is that she what what we got the librarian or the visa therapist from Rick and Morty we got goth GF this kind it's kind of cool why is this a default one why does he focuses on that was the first one I chose because it was the goofiest alright we're doing Sheen all right let's go with non sheen not check and you don't have any Me's on this it's my wii u oh this higher resolution let us know if the sound is alright oh you can actually hit him any reacts or just mousing over him he like oh if you like go to his feet he like jumps so I know that that's Little Mac yes and I know that coach is also in this my friends call me coach yeah that's it though he has a name and his name is doc Oh doc and also since this is a single-player game I'm gonna be coaching you so you're a little Mac and I'm doc oh that makes a lot of sense it also makes sense because you're relatively fit and I am morbidly obese just like little back and doc what did you where are you I don't know I'm quickie doctor Louis's tip though what's your he said what's your favorite flower son mine's chocolate now how is that anything but a dirty [ __ ] reference we skipped right through that no no don't worry it in context it makes a little more sense but that that one line we just happened upon it why is that in the game the audio is ahead of the video oh no that's disgusting that is disgusting hold on give me the thing take the controller that I was sweating on that sucks well I'm glad we got to hear one of talk Louis's tips thank you for telling us chat luckily we can fix this let me just get my little notebook here cute oh he's flipping through whoa look at that no it's got some clues on it I think this should do it wow that was cute that was a cute little notebook okay so I hate to do this chat but I'm gonna say punch and I'm gonna hit the back button and if they synced up they synched up ouch Oh again you went deep into this menu man oh wow not saved [ __ ] this sucks I had it before this will be fixed view of the screen here here you keep him out of taint okay I must swing the mic over works when he's good improvise so the other day I was on a map plane and I said to the waiter there seamstress but I don't know how to speak English and the woods that I'm saying truly nothing sorry this is first place 20 minutes in the stream I did at at most is gonna be complete trash alright first 20 minutes do you mean ball whole thing [Laughter] I'm recording and I'm gonna view the recording ah I first he when he when that's his name she yeah he went and he when he went home and I can't wait to win some [ __ ] hdmi the truthful hours he when he went according to my according to my calculations here it should have been good before I added to delay very mysterious so I know this game is gonna have a lot of punch but I'm sort of wondering about the amount of out oh we're already out we're out oh sorry I need to make a noise every time I do the thing I'm literally like recording small snippets but I'm just worrying about the amount of out okay how are you doing chef you're doing good you feeling good about the stream ah I see I'm no stream expert but he's opening up I need steins a blackboard every time you edit the audio it's some big brain stuff this is always something I literally every time I do this I always go the wrong way and end up delaying it more mm-hmm I don't know what it is I just have like a brain weak about it so I need to like thick so I need to delay my mic more I see I see I see I see I see I see cold I see I god this is what never have to like line up two audio things I do the same thing I'm like okay this one is clearly behind and I'm moving him like wait yeah okay oh ah it's gonna be only about a thousand more truckers this is this is just a glimpse into what I do things I do the same thing one yeah almost we're very very close I need I need silence for ten [ __ ] seconds to think law do things this is the mysteries of love right here everybody I'm really said there isn't like a Biff sound when the punching glove yes alright that's good that all very very golden I'm say I'm loving the music though I really like this the three nodes so much before the stream - we were just sitting on the screen okay but we made it load alright okay I'm back let's go if it's not sink there then I'll just jump out this here window that would be unfortunate okay so punch out we look at this actually a little Easter Egg if you line it up it's a closed it's a looks exactly like a glove isn't that crazy I don't know if a lot of people know that but so I'm gonna go to career career yes instead of like character options glass Joe so the the main thing with this game is you go around through the three major circuits of boxing and that we all know exists and beat up broad regional stereotypes of the world and this guy is French and his name's glass Joe oh and he's a total [ __ ] was arm Joe oh my god is arm jib arm Joe he's here French for East from Lima zone up yep from Paris France he was born on january 1999 he has one pick out he's 38 that's the sequel to punch he weighs 510 pounds and he's one-inch 10 feet tall dots yeah who's on first Oh a little Mac okay I am Joe literally doesn't throw punches in the first round how so you're holding it like an nes oh yeah oh we get smaller there's a little four-panel cutscene Wow where every guy yeah Betty's he was my baguette not stereotypical that tone that was it yeah that's it and they speak their native tongues all right so Oh Mike it came rid of the screen okay I figured out Dodge can I touch back yeah yeah well looks like it Doug and that's a block oh I see and then one in two or two throw left and right punches respectively oh no he's about to he's just gonna do a little caught he's not even gonna hit oh oh you got it so [ __ ] if you just punch normally you'll do like hooks if they're stomach and if you hold up while you're punching you'll hit their face Oh ace oh yeah [ __ ] give it to him oh damn and the basic loop is you want to dodge moves and then start them like that and you can get a big combo that's hitting his face he's already got a big leaf at cheek damn look at like battle damage is he gonna get a frickin cauliflower ear like actual wrestling some of them kind of look like they do honestly uh-oh I forgot about this character oh yeah Fat Tony Stark I'm watching I can't oh well if you mash 1 & 2 during that you get a little bit of health back oh oh you're out of Hearts so you need to dodge a move successfully to go oh there you go Oh interest in anything they own parts yeah and if you do just right left right left or you mash both of them at the same time you kind of does like a one-two combo that's a little more expedient oh I see oh and you've got a star punch so you hit a to the rounds over but oh and when the next round starts hey and you'll do like a big stir BAM move oh oh I want to do a big sheet of me oh it's just like smash hey there's coach friends go my gosh so you continue yeah so he gives you a little tips okay and sometimes they're complete garbage that's like one of the worst parts of this game is like later on he just says like hey Mack I'm a silly guy did you hear this joke it's like I'm getting hurt dog else guys like a lame meow this game's hard as [ __ ] eventually like to be gold it gets insane so we'll get there but for now we're gonna keep fighting armed you know we're gonna knock this guy's [ __ ] teeth in Oh oh my god oh yeah [ __ ] whoop is that's almost like a badass punch loser yeah yeah bye so you get those through like special circumstances oh yeah you're getting back in a little bit on health the two but they're like when you like interrupt a move when they're like just about to punch you and then you punch them it then like interrupts it you can it's kind of like a counter and there's when they flash gold or like do with taunt you can usually punch them at a certain time and get it okay that makes sense yeah a lot of the game is just figuring out what the different start punches are oh oh when he comes back to this hit him in the stomach bar that works too nog yeah well he does that little taunt right when he steps back in front of you if you just tap him in the stomach it's an instant ko Oh actually yeah some characters just have like a like a moment of vulnerability I guess and they just [ __ ] get you yo you're doing good class joke you know what's good for you you'll see so there's three rounds and if you're not going to get down three times and around then that's a TKO and that just instantly ends that means you win or if you knock them down like four or five times across the three rounds sometimes it'll count to ten okay it varies I think you see the boys but you're exclusively pledged your right arm it just looks there we go I don't think that actually when they're stunned it's like a certain number of punches rather than time oh you did it you yogas at sync Tony Stark minor circuit you done it configuration yeah you least weird man yeah he does look a little strange looks like ninjas frickin toy what you tuber you choose yeah yeah oh man I was just thinking of like a ninja ninja oh here we go oh yeah you can [ __ ] destroy doc he doesn't care Pat he's patent it you want I'm right number three you got a yeah oh oh did you just go back oh yeah you punch the punch in one rock and roll mattress not making me say this broken cool this sucka didn't stand a chance isn't that like a crappy Beatles song rock and roll rock and roll that sucker didn't stand a chance that's right no this is like one of the old songs called rockin maybe I'm thinking of a different than maybe maybe I don't really you remember but I don't some there's some old Beatles that are yeah not not the best oh yeah you got a punch following ice Vaughn goddamn Kaiser look at him okay he's six that's it he was trying to just do like a quick cutaway bit easier he's number two yeah he's uh these first few guys are not too terribly difficult this guy's kind of a cheese as well so we're figuring out what he likes to do guys to punch kids shiny shoes and get hit in the dick by kids with pac-man eyes and he hates it he was supposed to be like a teacher and then the students were like movin his ass or something he's got some nice mole action going on yeah I'll break his mustache hae-joo punching him in his tummy yeah so as these fights go on they're gonna start letting you get those stray it's less and less but these guys still kind of let you do it sometimes oh good I could be nine berliner oh you're gonna wait for a second he's gonna do it yeah that was an opportunity right there and if you start punching well he's going like then it's an instant kill like all three stocks oh it didn't knock out oh I'm saving and I'm gonna punch his lights out all right so when he starts like cowering and he brings his head up that's when you wanna start what am i do to his mustache oh yeah I know he's getting [ __ ] up he that's cuz you're punching him dude damn this is brutal I didn't think my mom told another punch people and then wait look look how far I've come mom oh hell yeah oh my god I think you have to dodge a move and then yeah he's about to do it oh but your mustache look even worse oh well you want to guess he said there my name is guys some of them say kind of like what I would expect to be like elementary school dialect of their language so I wonder if they got like a good translator Fred I don't know maybe that's just a standard greeting I don't know donde esta la biblioteca oh yeah and you don't really need it right now but on that screen once per fight if you hit - doc will take a bite out of his candy bar and it will heal little Mac for some ass reason I don't know why but that's just a thing and the war here this is this is blowing my mind it's pretty mind-boggling stuff yeah when he's like shaking his head there if you punch him doing that wind up and that's how you get the star on the ground get on the ground see the animations like part of these in this game is so good in my opinion it's the animation is just amazing like all the characters are very very well animated for a [ __ ] weed game especially yeah they'll be pretty like stylize for a Wii game - I feel like yeah yeah and this game doesn't get a lot of credit I feel like it's the next guy especially it's very animated looking forward to it a little head shake oh yeah Mikey oh no no not me out do you speak a little bit of German right ich bin ein Berliner all right oh no but you can get back up yeah you're nothing von Kaiser you're nothing we read you in every World War Wow that's right I know history you've eaten with to not seconds left on the clock oh the seconds going Bam Bam Bam it's like [ __ ] like original Mario Bros but it's like all right you've got 300 seconds time oh you got it right you keeping your youthful form of time growing up good work little Mack hit him again with your fists I'd like to see you punch okay doc you're looking kind of hungry dude you're looking like you could use a ass candy bar where do you get that from and then that does it like that's it Little Mac will now have more health than the next round pull out the friggin poop candy bar from Patti Jack took a big bite out of it the Babe Ruth send him back to boot camp rubber cuz he liked to wipe his boots remember that little man his boots he's got a pair of military vibe oh he doesn't have a shirt on you do this is the only guy with suspenders I believe they all have like sassy regional outfits I'm just like Germany with their suspenders oh thanks good when you stun this guy you want him in the face exclusively yeah I think it actually changes yeah he had like a second nose on his forehead Jesus that's insane why that's like you get hit by like a pan or an anvil and it goes in a cartoon you gotta push it back gross oh that's disgusting refine Meg you hear them a lot Mack I said him coach can you say that again oh I am ready for next you know actually I'm not ready for the next job it's like God powers and you're just messing with him you know no what were you like as a baby well actually there's a little bit of lore a coach used to be like a star fighter and he was he was like the champion of his day and now he's teaching he's passing it on to Mack that's cool Oh what is this guy from America yeah he's amazing you got a punch damn I'm too busy looking my Rijn foggers just my progress oh yeah I'm looking great you haven't been killed yet I will never be killed I'm invincible have you punched him enough times in the menu they just knock out it's like choosing a boss in Dark Souls they just didn't think you would do that darn and he lost a dance so this guy was there's an original like arcade machine version of punch at and this guy was kid quick in that version but he's like this way changed for this version interesting like all the characters are from past versions of different punch-out games but this guy is considered this games like OC even because he's so vastly changed from kid quick interesting whoo kid quick might be seen as a racial stereotype he's much more character or a caricature of like an african-american of an American and I oh I see yeah he's kind of like light-skinned in this one actually yeah we're getting darker kid quicks like dark black frank ocean ass blond ass so there's like a there's sort of like a famous let's play of this game by the game grumps and they kept saying that he looked like cisco and that's how I learned who Cisco was it's like a musician I don't even know actually let's go Cubans native language yeah so much attention to detail oh the big punch I didn't like that you Oh see this guy's [ __ ] like Charleston and while he fights you yeah yeah oh boy this guy's the first like semi real dude [Music] quick he's doing the [ __ ] like brush prints dance on your ass punch moment hell yeah I why for having his weakness only right punches it's like one he's gonna turn into to face from from Batman oh yeah if you start punch this guy while he's taunting it's it's another like instant K oh oh oh it sounds like goofy gawrsh school kid everybody from America is goofy I want to punch this guy so sorry disco kid it's barbaric you can't that's not a baby tooth you can't get those back what night getting trouble for using the Charleston a Charlton I don't know absolute probably I listen with my Bose QuietComfort 35 QCs they're great and have great sound control little Mac he's got balls 25 one of the best headphones in the game little magazine like take it off my headphones after he said there was enough Sun you be careful about which we yeah shut the [ __ ] up coach I know that he's looking pretty good happy for a guy with a [ __ ] like front tooth knocked out oh geez Lord God have two eyelids [Applause] it's okay I hate you passionate about this on the third which way I dodge sure it's like coach told me yeah give them cute oh yeah certain punches it depends how you does I guess I should have mentioned that you did a little pirouette scream I don't want to tell you how larks holding the Wiimote punch you gotta wait for umbilical ash gold for the star arena it's crazy you can see birds because normally America doesn't have birds like a little oversight they forgot amount [ __ ] rip later characters I think all three guys have just had I think Glasgow actually had little flying croissants cute and later on there's other [ __ ] racist bird variations it never gets to the point where it feels hateful it's it's a very light-hearted game about beating up minority I didn't mean to say it like that he's gonna do the thing alright disc okay oh damn I missed I ducked instead next time put some more teeth in your mouth I'm not you're gonna say did he lose another two thirds look that's just a big [ __ ] you're gonna get him get it get it get it oh one more if you'd interrupted that punch you might have been a little good I forgot I got it into Rupp punching yeah I'll tell you the Stars gonna stop oh no oh yeah you're getting [ __ ] up too yeah I get that chocolate chocolate now he's talking about jive wait is this actually racist show this Turkey how to job no that's like it's dancing dang I got what's he listening to I don't know his case looks like he's into it him he's having a bottle of his life I'm Radiohead stop how do I cancel oh yeah you can do it that might have been if you just punched him once there dance [ __ ] you Mike it just goes down oh man you might try to get over he'll you're full up the bar just goes off the left side of the screen what are you doing oh there go lie nice punched towards the screen we don't have a webcam that's right that's my son he's doing great you get a different cutscene depending on how much you get you dick knocked off and then that one he goes he could always take a whoopin like wait what he said you won son but there's still some things we got to work on let's keep training son it's not climbing son I mean it's a little early birth son birth son yeah I had a course with a woman and she was pregnant for eight to nine months and then a book to you that's right might be amazing you I'm Italian now I'm coach Kang up Bobby hippo who could forget this stereotype you hippos well he's like supposed to be like Polynesian Oh actually I think he's I think they say he's from hippo island yeah but he's in the South Pacific oh well there he goes well you're really just stressing it you can stick if you do it just right here I'll punch him I'll punch him right here oh my god really he would have opened his mouth oh he's he's pounds yes from hippo island he's [ __ ] massive mate boy oh I don't like that I'm like that at all yeah he's got his eyes he's got Donkey Kong eyes looks like Patrick Moore I thought you're gonna say Patrick Stewart for a second I was like excuse the hell out of me like Patrick Swayze damn I wanna know how much he weighs a [ __ ] lot are you gonna Google it it probably says in the old games how much does King Hippo away he's asking Siri or what I didn't work oh great lil Mac oh he eats this is his entire lore is just chunk little man God don't eat me King Hippo oh he's gonna crown I'm gonna punch that crown off it don't hit you can do it there's is like special knock out his crown falls off oh I'm gonna do that every time oh yeah so the the gimmick for this fight is you can only hit him his mouth is open oh man you got to punch him in the belly while his pants or pants came down yeah pineapples adorable and they get like sliced when they go away amazing oh yeah you got it oh you got it it is tummy look at that he's got holes it's got the third eye on his where's the belly buttons you mean it's a hit in there that X bandage is [ __ ] like video game shorthand for punch me here please you can make his pants fun little Mac you fight dirty stop that song this is gross you're doing good he's gonna start doing a big smash thing though that you're gonna have to duck so watch out for that ow oh my lights out you're thinking you're not you're not you're no king you're a prince you're a popper or whatever you also only have to knock him out once he's just got a [ __ ] ton a help oh yeah I don't believe he is when his second health bar and a few so when he kind of goes like rah rah and then he like smashes in at you when he's like coming in if you punch him in the gut that's like an instant knockout okay yeah I don't know if you want to go for it also just duck it but you have to do it twice you like you like stumbles back and then he comes back and does another one no second time that scares me did you eat your chocolate part no there's no great hand here - Thank You King nipple loves to eat it's his only character trait feed him your fist please say and hit him in the mouth oh yeah that's actually makes sense so first make sense to me because there's so much food in there he'll explode vitaminas guts spill mr. creosote oh oh oh busting my own shops you butchered it oh boy I messed up again okay okay I'm so scared I'm so scared it's a scary move it takes away like a lot of your help when you staring down a giant hippo man about to hug you you tend not to think about oh wow you tend not to think about punching apparently you one of these times are gonna do it hitting me the big man do it yeah all right now you're gonna he's gonna stumble back and he's gonna do it again and you gotta hit him again going down do it again Oh sad but now these crown is just off when she's crying so so I think if you if you land the time thing again it'll still be an instant K oh oh oh that wasn't the right time oh damn [Music] those food is real big problem cooking hey pal fail and crushed one of our audience members we don't normally like things here at WWE the belt I got the mini belt very high energy today I can barely get a word in edgewise [ __ ] yeah on to the next circuit so that was the last of like the the easy baby guys tell me King Hippo was a baby yeah he was like the boss baby I was getting a lot of boss baby vibes from this game mm-hmm [ __ ] movie just garbage that's an thanks oh yeah so you doesn't know what the boss baby is so we got you got a hit net next circuit and oh you could look at them all crying he looks like he doesn't have cauliflower [ __ ] ear oh so sad yeah but it does a little like rocky training montage and this is something that in the NES game you may have seen the like sprite of doc riding the bike in Little Mac run and ask him in the movie that's this is like the modern version of that and they played it down that music launch that's we're device yeah buddy that's so nice I love the big like paid homage to that that's cute but like not in a way look in NES version you have to like you sitting there like looking at that drumming your fingers for like 30 seconds okay okay but in this one it's just like a nice little thing they made it look good it's nice oh you you're not ready for that man Big Mac here I don't know if I even knew you could go around and look at the silhouettes but you just automatically did it oh I've never seen that in my wife damn interesting they have a little bit of war a little bit of Laurel art all right yeah you got a pulse right on piston Hondo yeah what news on though I can't believe I didn't think of that classic [ __ ] cars line from okie oh yeah so this guy used to be named piston honda but i guess i don't know if it's ever been officially confirmed but i assume honda was like stop yeah I assume it was something to do with copyright I don't know right now I got blue gloves now that I mean I'm in the majors yeah you're a new your new man you've been reborn those are actually just grafted to his skin that's crazy it's really sad that he was born he's like a big Daddy in the bio shop that's right playing [ __ ] like soccer oh damn his lore is he's Japanese sat there and then he stood up and now he's to be here yeah so this guy you're not gonna be able to get straight hits on anymore okay you gotta just dodge his moves and interrupt him and such oh yeah if you do it like right after your eyebrows switches that's a start punch oh man I'm getting my ass whupped I think it's gotta be a face punch oh yeah right you were oh oh you still got it no I like even like the animation on there like expressions when you're like about to throw a big punch to look they know what's coming or when they miss a move oh you got laid out an it also he's he's gonna do a thing where he like jumps back and forth for a little bit and then like rushes in to like do a combo if you hit him right when he rushes in in the stomach then that's an instant kill as well okay I'll tell you what he's doing it also little sushi rolls around his head cute oh he's doing it watch means stomach yeah oh yes oh god he is a speedy lad I'm scared of piston Hondo what is this headband say I think it says like Ichiban or something like that if I recall correctly I think that straight line is Ichi I don't know what the [ __ ] the other thing is though I barely know any Japanese at all I don't know any Japanese senpai aim here I like that attitude he says he gave you the stare down for a second I think his weakness is also right hooks we got a good view of little max neck having just snapped in half looks like he's in pain struggling here okay watch out for the Hondo rush thing I want I move named after me all right eat it I love chocolates my favorite flower we're getting close to the guy that he says that for damn they rolled out the screens and everything oh why are the screens here just cuz he's Japanese okay also not for nothing but just happened to be that like right when lark came over today a bunch of people in my apartment neighborhood decided to hold like a big fiesta outside there's just like a massive like party and they like oh [ __ ] [Music] but long story short there's a bunch of [ __ ] people outside and I keep hearing in the background let those like party blowers that's like I kind of love them you don't like you for comedy value anything could be punctuated with a and make it instantly ten times funnier now the ones that like spin up and go right those ones no thanks those ones make me uncomfortable why but too much they like rattle my teeth it just feels weird to use them see chip on me best in Japanese I thought I'm in number one they're like the first oh we took away my star punch oh yeah when you get hit you oh you got that is a thing that can happen and you just got very lucky my good friend the [ __ ] you'll never kill me I'm about a piston New York cop I think it can't happen twice in a row that's even rarer it's like when you're like hitting 1 and 2 while you die damn then you get like a chance for that so when you're mashing 8 when you piston Honda's in the poke of all kind of Mack you piece of [ __ ] you're human garbage oh wow yeah you got an exhibition now that's your first loss yeah you got through the first round of guys without dying though well now here's the problem piston Hondo is dead Mack you look like your mule we want to kill this in a man you don't can't kill him Mackey's and easy humans got like a jackknife stored in his gloves Oh get him oh you ducked it with the little lean of the punch that was good oh [ __ ] nice nice I guess that works oh yeah you got a Dodge towards in there I think her towards the punch yeah like Erin punch being throws like oh it's over but you actually got it go eat your California rolls in how California spring but you know the most Japanese of all sushi ooh diseases get my life dude you knock me out now I'm gonna knock you to death that was like a delayed sometimes it's like you have to wait for an offbeat after they punch and you're gonna start I didn't know about that one though you can knock him down here and then he does Oh sad oh you say the ideal thing with those instant knockdown moves is you knock him down and then they get up with full health and then they instantly do that move and it's an instant chaos their whole health bar but we didn't get oh my god you did what in his ass wait is that my boxing glove how does Mac wipe his ass with hands like that doc has to do it for you oh I've made you laugh at a bad time okay you're getting laid out there Mac let's get in the stall you forgot to wear your [ __ ] in pain take a break oh [ __ ] he's got like a tea ceremony loofah looking directly into the camera - I hate it we quake Mac pond as a car here's a car Mac in fact one of the best cars you can buy sounds great when you parent with your Bluetooth bose comfort you see 35o can't be ducking that one reference that was a [ __ ] rihana reference I think California spring bed new spring bed on such a winter's day that is rihanna's he gets the chocolate from wiping room access surprise that one didn't come out did come out is a poop chocolate bar add a little max ass into Doc's mouth comedy gold [Laughter] that's right man you keep charging up your help I don't like it when they just like sit there for a while hey man I was trying to get the double star [Music] they toast mm-hmm Japanese toast Japanese don't I just guts out this might be it time to recharge you looking fine Mack okay wait to get you installed [Applause] it's getting too weird too loud as hell abort the joke abort the joke you did it that's right piston Hondo you turned that man into Japanese toast and write in Japanese toast some of the best toast out there he asked me Oh he's feeling you did good he's looking forward to the a swiping that's that's incoming can't wait to do a video sandwich that looks like a delicious sandwich somebody on Twitter if you're here I haven't responded to you yet he was like can you find that delicious sandwich video I looked so much I think it doesn't exist anymore yeah damn it's definite was definitely from Boy Scouts safety afloat training yeah it was a canoeing guide that was yeah Merriweather yeah something like that I very vaguely remember that bear hugger safety float bear hugger he's a fat [ __ ] I don't like this guy this guy's pretty tricky it looks just like every Canadian yeah you're just tickling it your punches doing nothing it just makes him laugh and when he presses - he pulls a log out no boo-boo preference it shaves it down to those of you who aren't here ie all of you he did a motion like he was rotating a cob of corn in front of his mouth the ball holding is that in place I just hate that like editing sometimes you there'll be like a joke where you have to leave in like ten other bits from before like this whole [ __ ] log thing now you gotta leave in the part where we talk about max gloves being fused to his hands cuz that's where it all started we gotta get that windup bits for it to make any sense or we could go the other way and just take it out of context coach has to wipe his ass look at him I need like size difference here he looks like a giant it is a giant I think he's just closer to the camera honestly he's from Salmon Arm he literally says salmon arm when he punches cuz it's like a salmon arm it's so good you got a dude he says other great ship - oh [ __ ] the sir that's not a tree Oh bear hugger oh he got taught by a bear a bear taught piston dad know Lauren so much more I couldn't even keep track of it I had I'm trying to figure out what he is what he does there's so much more here oh yeah oh man I gotta get gotta get getting the game you got it yeah you got it oh he's got salmon of course oh damn it oh damn it oh yeah makes it weird like high-tech sound so what happens in your lumberjack oh yeah all the Canadians I know always go punch him in their face noise is it is it hot - you are you hot it is very hot I'm gonna turn on the fan turn on the fan you towing on that fan gross oh look he turn on the fan it's me biggest fan ah shucks you turned him on no no [Music] and you're put on boxing gloves in real life I actually have there's a vintage pair of boxing gloves in my like family there's like old crusty ones what the hell but I put on the hold on I'm put on the filter for the sound so you guys don't hear the fan you okay that should be good as the fan been removed actually hold on while there's nothing going on here because we need to we need a moment of silence for this it needs to take a sample so I'm gonna wait till it's all quiet actually wait go into the game and then pause in like the Wii Menu cuz you can't do it yeah yeah he's got a tricky hook oh no he's drinking maple syrup delicious super juice roasting Crosswhite pause it oh no I fish all right there you go there we go you should be good man one more fan stab and he's like hold up a minute before I unpause let's remember what exactly was happening before we kissed ah you have a sneeze oh this needs I thought you were like what the [ __ ] do I do he wound up for a punch oh that's right before the pause but you were just about to sneeze [ __ ] well you got him had a sneeze I had a complete misunderstanding of what that mmm expression was it's actually weirdly nup it's cuz Jacob's never seized before he has a condition called sneeze offices don't say that I have allergies they affect my life greatly i've been deep discomfort go over them I have to take [ __ ] benadryl just kills me for a while she inject allergy juice yeah I will get allergy shots eventually yes you can do I didn't know about that until recently and I was like sounds nice I got scratched by a cat and it like swelled up recently it's oh it was like right after it happened it just swelled the hell up that's like kind of a thing with cats too like cat wounds are like actually like weirdly Grievous yeah well I I looked it up and apparently if it like swells up or from what I saw I don't take my medical advice but from what I saw it seems like if it swells up right away that's allergies and if it takes a little while and then like swells up then that's probably an infection haha you know but it was just a little bit of swelling right before I don't have the fever or anything that's nice Oh his belly yeah oh damn that one's weird so when he he like swings his belly around and when it's the closest to you then you can hook it any kinda goes like blue he goes boom it's like maggots are pours out of his mouth maybe that was your weak spot why did you just like expose it to us yeah oh you're gonna get this guy by the way yeah that's why prediction believable yeah I'm out of here I got 30 seconds 30 like quarter seconds whoa oh you got it man punch his maples freakin leaves right out of there that was a great one-liner you really you nail believe you kill the man a night man it's dad he's gonna thank you for the rest your life Mac let's be jicama man slow Macky watch it to put the car in your glove on your head that means Road at the top oh Jesus he's like you got your [ __ ] pushed in but you won hey who's next we saw Canada drink Kinski oh we're about to meet a very fascinating gentleman who does not follow the rules of boxing tediously you tell me this guy is floating right now that's not all he'll do it's great tiger great tiger he's great they're great Wow Jeannie we can all right 29 from Mumbai very nice why did in the Canadian guy get magic that was in the hard mode he gets a squirrel underneath his head hole underneath his hat rather what the hell under his skin he gets a squirrel under his hat that like Telegraph's it like comes out with little boxing gloves and Telegraph's his moves for him but that's cute actually dang what is coming out of there okay okay would it straight out of the building to you Taj Mahal Oh Taj Mahal and his problem is that in Mumbai I don't think it is I don't know I don't know where the Tatas so this guy is literally magic hey he just uses you just like teleports and [ __ ] and he makes like he does like shadow clone jutsu of himself and like punches you with like multiple versions of his own [ __ ] body it's weird what the hell oh he's got a great voice that's [ __ ] that's his name great voice sir great voice all there's three of them who's doing the [ __ ] condom style dance I'm the guy on the right you see Gangnam style - he's finally coming out I'm not even lying [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay pay attention oh damn it oh damn it Wow come on in the same head of tricks wait great whatever his name was great tiger great you need a hint look at his pants oh that's right don't wear Mac look at his pants like he's got like a brain leak from getting hit over and over again I can't hear oh [ __ ] if you interrupt him while he's coming here instant kill killed you know I'm alive I'm alive I'm not dying the great Tiger dang it I hate Tigers you should have just gone extinct damn what is he doing rare like this this is not legal in real boxing just want to say there are rules in boxing and this I don't know if they explicitly a mention like magic but they should they should rewrite the rules if there's a magic guy they should ban magic no magic allowed in boxing just saying it's simple Mac come on Mac use your stuff my god Mac you gotta use your counter magic expelliarmus is ass Harry Potter's place you figured out that star punch without me even telling you the shine gold oh yeah so he's like coming towards you if his stomach punch him oh [ __ ] oh my god that's not fair yeah it's not fair it's you may have noticed the like gleam of his thing when he does the two versions of himself it like gleams in the order that he does it in oh that makes sense yeah oh oh damn yeah these he's just like random hits on and sometimes they're prompting him to just counter with one of those damn it to think he's becoming your undoing when he's whooping my ass is missing that would you straight straight punch oh damn it yeah this is your boss rush game somebody asked is this business considered a boss rush yeah I think so it's just I mean it's you wouldn't call these levels I don't think you're not really but you see what I mean with the gleam I see what you mean don't get up Mac I just okay well those two times didn't count so you still done this with zero deaths can we get a little bit of pogchamp in chat either that it's crazy how good I am at punch-out we no way what do you say I guess that's foul that makes a lot of sense damn if winning was free everybody be a champ and if everyone's a champ no one is oh [ __ ] just it just adds up shucks shucks hey it's dumb face put you right off punches face off oh nice he actually goes like that's a three-parter movie they gotta like think about everything on the planet if I can achieve Nirvana to dodge that funk have to become one oh damn it I read a little bit of Asian for me to get hit out of a Dodge and it like Kayo's you cuz he just flops to the ground he's just completely gets knocked off his feet so good I actually forbade lark from watching the speed run video that I did of this which by the way didn't mean that nobody else should watch it I don't know what the [ __ ] was up with bad folks but he didn't see I did like an edit of oh yeah I didn't edit of Little Mac in that like flop animation like jumping out of the water like a dolphin it's like the one video I don't watch at least you're not getting hit don't spoke to you soon finally whoa yeah you [ __ ] ghosts flying Ref he's using magic I'm alive she unbelievable also they kinda have patterns it's not sometimes there's random elements but for the most part oh thanks for the most part they have like a general pattern where if they too wouldn't move though they'll probably do it they'll probably do like a certain move next and [ __ ] like that so you can start to sort of internalize it also work just like banged his leg on the table oh he's gone oh he just like vanished yeah there's actually I don't know if we'll see it but there's one where he switches places with doc and doc goes like do you ever see that BriTANicK video that's a it's about the it's like a herpes medicine that gives you the semi controllable ability to teleport and and in between places you go to like this Hell dimension and there's like there's like this it's supposed to be like a commercial and there's this dude who's like yeah he's like at his son's baseball game and there's lately like filming them for the commercial he's like first time I had started using herpexia if the place you go between places could get a little intense but I can handle it now and he like turns to like film his son and then it cuts to the view of his like video camera and it just shows him going into the like dimension of like screaming red like a hot fire escape for like half a second use is it use appears somewhere else things like whoa okay such a good video very smart I hate just describing a joke play-by-play like that but it's like you just got to watch it I guess it's an amazing video her pecs pecs whenever I think about like somebody being in hell I think of that guy in like the place between place sad yeah I see her color was like a freaking picnic face video where they had imaginary friends and when they work with him they were in hell similar similar scenario here similar kind of bugs is he doing like different poses and those I think he's doing the same well Mac you got it this is if you win this time you die in real life Mac I love you and I'm your dad back my son son I'm your father are you I don't know he was Japanese whipping up the dials here you got it this time oh nice not even going for the one hit ko oh yeah we do I I have to hit him go to him in the stomach okay he's coming towards you on that I gotta try that it's not too tricky every time oh no oh no help Donna close your eyes I'm already blind in one eye gonna make your punch out you're Ike we put it in some rice that's like the worst thing cuz I would try it out make a little eye raisin dude what is else custom is I just like disgusting you don't have to dodge the ghost guy doesn't do anything I see yeah I've been like panic even to go sketch over here over here for you're over here Europe oh I was gonna dodge yeah yeah okay that's good cuz you you would have got killed you wouldn't murder you damn your chocolate but don't let the ghost fool you Mack ghost the wheel Mack I know this is the first time we're experiencing this phenomena was breathing together laughter town that's that's a reference to something that we did before the stream that none of you will understand the reference to and that's just the way it needs to be that's just the way it is do it then do it down do some things you never change like me done wrong way with the great tiger oh right punch combo Omega what is wrong with me what is wrong with me it's totally natural you get like flustered in this game you would get hit by something and you're so just stressed by it but you're like on the next move yeah dude you feeling all right are you lightheaded and this brain Jesus this is a blood little bit of brain weak going on no he's alive somebody's asking why does it say original punch Evan this is punch out we fun fact we're just gonna ignore that this game has the same name as the original punch-out and they're the same category on Twitch so I could not make it a punch up in the week also that was an amazing round by the Birdman this is the last time do-do-do-do-do great tiger is it super saiyan yeah nothing else allowed that kids birthday parties go slow.this just gonna say like the people making the noises at the party are gonna be like wow that guy's pretty loud share these sitting on like ripped to pieces you can probably hear it squeaking for dear life actually fun fact this is the same chair that Daniel Craig's balls bouncing that's like actually the same carrots we stitched the the bottom of it back in so we wouldn't get couldn't fall under it that's right that's what I call hey little Meg does the right way baby little Meg's you've got you got a dodge correct young man you've died you just got three times woman OH little man you gotta stop turning the wrong way for whatever reason what is wrong with your brain little Mac you're doing good you're doing good you can get him this time no Mac I just gotta get the instant knock down twice oh yeah I still be able to hit him in the stomach yeah I knew we come there we go there we go there we go it's gonna say if you mess up the next one then I'll be mad but that that's it's understandable hey hold on no you just kind of nods his head and leaves you can't it's smoked mac stop the real deal we blow smoke in his face it's like trying to grab smoke you're bad is that croquet party oh [ __ ] it's like it's two teeth now we're just a band [Music] like regressing oh my primal caveman for [Music] now I know now I know to go oh my god what are you oh my god I just gotta eat my chocolate bar eat my shorts shorts but Schwartz eat my shorts from [ __ ] Spaceballs Yosh Walt is this big is mine what you're doing did you just get hit by this thing I always get hit by the thing I advise it away I was blowing my nose good I didn't get hit I don't wear my health plan yeah what's up with you a little something you cheated use magic you magic Oh said you got really lucky that first time also I'm gonna wash my hands okay folks this is it I'm going to kill I'm going to bring a gun to a box match reckon don't bring a gun to a box fight and I'm going to shoot him and I will go to jail but it'll be it'll be worth it because he'll be gone no more magic in boxing there's there's no crying in baseball and there's no magic in boxing that's right but I was a 13 year old wrong wrong wrong in a row that's right all right now get the instant knockout oh I heard you press the button that's the first step Oh baby oh no oh baby oh no it's happening again damn I got a star for that dodge dodge so he does one side he's probably gonna alternate to the other side after for instance you gotta stop don't you start punches that often he's just hooking you after you gotta get this in your head man opening up all right he's hungry bucks in this [ __ ] all right hell yeah he's gonna be a hype beast this is this is nice because you were blocking the fan and now I can actually feel the air from the fan okay actually when I think it pointed the fan at the mic a little bit this is the one he's standing I moved to the fan everything's all the stars have lined up standing I got a star punch never gonna start punch against this guy before Oh for laughing but it gets funnier exponentially every single time it happens yes yes [Music] do it yeah let's go hell yeah charge up my health this is not a dance oh yeah you're getting it you're getting it whoa baby twice in a row before your [ __ ] nail in this guy to the floor with big fat nails right now Alton Brown nice nice nice nice thanks my god check in you've ruined it well well you got a good you got a good start baby baby don't forget to hit a max don't forget to oil it's not a car anymore that was my last guy oil Mac get your grease out Mac Mac change your oil every 10,000 miles he's been standing this entire time by the way that wasn't like a one-off bit he's actually standing up and like swiveling around like a madman Oh real life I'm gonna get my we balance board ducking and dodging my we balance boards you're doing good stay down [ __ ] it's like bugging out the street nice nice nice nice nice nice okay all right all right that's fine great tire burly dog Tiger dear mr. tiger I'll kill you he's gonna have to kill him you just gonna have to kill him you got it you got plenty of time left on the clock you doing know you broke his magic crystal hey sit back down now papa just like hungrybox ate what like the kid even guy he ate pancakes Oh Nana's I don't know if that guy ate how am I supposed to fight him if I don't know what he eats it's Tiger meat okay you look tired isn't it past your bedtime don't forget to take a break from playing the Wii coach oh I'm ranked number 100 now again there's a buzz there all bosses he's a bigger boy this guy's a real piece of [ __ ] to don flamenco this guy's a real bastard no oh it's horrible it was horrible just get it all out to anywhere he's from age 23 plays Spanish Dredd get out of here go back to Madrid I didn't read [ __ ] well that's your Spanish who's got such a like [ __ ] head to these like also he's like tricky to fight and he's also just a douche I'm gonna kill him a what no [ __ ] like Donkey wind up punch Wow and then he gets the pac-man ladies yeah I'll forgive you no control is that how feet work isn't this good you just like ate all the so this guy you like Bates you and you have to punch him and then he responds with a move yeah you got it okay nevermind he's in words can look I didn't like the learner has become the master okay nice moves so he's got like a fast version of that in a delayed version oh now is the delayed version you like waves his little fist yeah that's complicated oh he's gonna punch three times it's a duck it oh it's gonna be close you're gonna have the duck in other oh [ __ ] go more like long Minko more like Don Quixote that's still that's Spanish that was not a good pun ignore that one that one didn't happen [ __ ] someone's asking how useful is block in this game it gets less and less useful throughout the game and we've honestly already passed the guys who yeah yeah yeah yeah oh well why do you I think actually you have if you dodged that one to the left three times I forgot you have to specifically do that then you like after the third punch will go like and if you like hit him then you gotta start punch but I guess if you duck it he does a fourth punch that's we damn what the [ __ ] was I saying nothing just nothing sure I literally who knows I've never spoken in my life when Andrew came into my house today he like walked into my room it was like oh man the new oh wait it looks awesome the new play so I was like have you not been here like a hundred times already kept committing to it I was like am i alive by dreaming right now anyways they're voting with their boxing gloves is very impressive well Mac you do not look good yeah he's got like a type of thing on his head you know also you don't even need to wait for the animation to play out when you hit the button it'll go that's like that's it that's the sound of Mac's stomach filling up through the like shared umbilical cord dude and uh yes I don't like that can we get some fan art of DOC and he's got little Mac attached to him with an umbilical cord and you can see the chocolate bark traveling through the core pelicans eating baby birds have you seen that [ __ ] yo they like not only do they eat fish and [ __ ] they'll just go to a Thirds nest of like baby Eagles and just like gulp them up like alive it's so [ __ ] you can see it like flapping in there like skin it's so awful Wow you got it now there's actually an infinite on this guy it's kind of hard to do but you know how like after oh yeah he's gonna literally dead but after a move when you get him like 1 2 3 4 and then they kind of go like oh and they kind of like reset back to their position they're like normal position yeah if you like punch them like right when that's happening and you like you do like a delayed hook and then a delayed jab and then a delayed hook and then a delayed jab it like you just you just keep punching him forever if you mean like right rhythms damn yeah I don't know that'll never happen it's it's I don't know maybe I could like demonstrate it's easier easier seen them described okay when I die next you're gonna do it you're gonna do the infinite okay but I'd be the Mafia guy Oh oh yeah he's gonna do the fourth punch yeah damn I got a dodging right here to the left there I think it's like the direction the punch is coming from in the [ __ ] card moon hill Go Go Cinco and then he'll like alternate the sides then all the Cockrum it's awful awful awful awful place what is it you know just race me I think it means I am Spanish pretty sure will my pistons grease my holes Oh left here we go that is not the left there you go I dodged the like you know he's like clotheslines Oh to the left oh yeah okay and then he won't throw the fourth punch sir okay okay do it again the thing that he says is different - oh he doesn't short when you don't and we like Homer Simpson does the long one he goes like Carmen Mia more I think it's kinda hard to hear because we have the TV set too low right now though oh [ __ ] Kermit I was about to dodge that when I was about dodging yeah I'm sure he's looking good little max looking though he's full of himself and so you got punched what he ate for breakfast out just like the other ones ones you right out of them yeah does he just have birds I think it just says Birds Shh it's fun let him sniff his magic okay that's not always gonna get powered up Oh lightning round like just beat my ad spendable paws damn eat a long one okay I'm not diving I never died oh lucky yeah and then who yeah there you go there we go - BAM he's like Oh mommy my star planes because I've never gotten it before Oh No jinkies this is gonna be the one that makes you take all three stocks now that's gonna be the savior we needed oh you the thing this is nice it's a nice trick to know all right I want to see the infinite I want to see a don flamenco dad what a debt I want his family dead it's just the way the road kid just the way of the road road road road road road you made us reference to the spongebob movie just now without even knowing and she's my life and you hate Swim Club I killed Spongebob and a dream once so I know it's all right so like that what dot you just have to like time it's like 11.9 jab oh you can't you have them going left hook it doesn't matter which side but yeah jadon hook damn yeah all right now you know speedrunning zone that how to 1 hey look he's gonna give me yeah hard Modi still has the infinite but it's like hook jab and you have to also hate them each time so it's a little more tricky so hard mutters just it again but it's just harder yeah Isis comes close they get to alternate the sides [Music] my god this is very good funny cuz this is reminding me a lot of my first playthrough of this game I got [ __ ] off by this guy as well he's cheating is using magic I think he's gonna be the fourth oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you're gonna do it like yeah I know I almost knocked him out once this is dig it's you're doing good you every every loss is a small win these ones have been really tiny tiny wins but they're incrementing but the velocities are even smaller that's the thing you saw i Kings I can't see the lungs that's how that's how good this loss vodka me we go - no that's should've been a hook rather than a jab the right side very proper correct side I should spit yep he's got roses around his head ohyeah not bird [ __ ] smells like roses or something or something I mean he's huffing all that perfume I don't know if he does smell good maybe he's [ __ ] stanky thank you he's got stanky nice that should have been a right book really gonna watch jab I got out look I gotta pay attention to what he's doing to know what he's gonna do sad they're blindfolded runs of this game really pretty insane like just listening to what they're saying yep then just like pattern memorization basically stay alive oh Mack I need you to stay alive yeah let's go you look like such a piece of [ __ ] oh god it's like seeing a car crash from far away and you're like I'm watching you fly through a windshield stop that let's see that don't tell me anything just ring me the rematch rematch I don't care next next thank you next story today kill you what kill you you're not even Italian creepy yeah if somebody asked why is lark the Birdman this is that's what a lark is and cuz Birdman was the best movie of 2015 nice noise that's the real reason I love Michael Keaton I have a burden man I love Alejandro inner motto I think directed that Ottoman tee-ball okay fine I wish we had webcam for this stream because the faces and the and the poses that are being made are pretty incredible he's getting my needed I know doesn't really help that much but they flash red right before they're about to actually attack Oh interesting but that's that's sort of the sort of thing where you're like oh that sounds useful and then in the heat of the moment you're like I don't know it still doesn't really help that much I see I see yeah yeah you get that star plug for next friend is that our first knock down on don flamenco I think maybe I accidentally did it the first time potentially did you start punch away unfortunate yeah hate to see it happen I'm so go see it hello's you hate see it it's it's it's fine it gets easier the more guter you get at it I honestly hate it when people say that because it's like like what I was finding like a boss at hala night at one point some person was like oh if you do it on like radiant difficulty with all the nail bindings or whatever that it's easy I'm like so if you beat it if you bunch of times then it's yeah uh-huh then it's a little easier yeah that makes perfect nice do I start with the jab and then I do a hook for the infinite what I usually do is like jab them until they start it until they stop hurting and then follow up with a hook someone said the little Mac just got his [ __ ] mixed so hard the video quality web tab oh damn it when he knocks you down he goes Gengar Gbenga in garden god that's not actually say just vaguely what I think it sounds like he says no no trace no trace of any knockdowns it's fine I can come back from this I got the star punch that is a dodged move right there with two seconds left on the clock well you could bring it back give me a chalk beneath a chop thank you chocolate bar from Caddyshack now that's a movie hell of a flick if you punch him when he's when he can be punched his health goes down Mac oh yeah he's telling you if you interrupt the little uppercuts then you can get start punching but that's harder than dodging them interrupting yeah like as he's doing the swing Oh No yeah coach I'm having enough trouble as it is longer on that one no wait so at the time everybody's Kos get reset when the time happens yeah well it resets the amount of like marks that you have it doesn't reset the amount of chaos you've got though it's it just means that's just those little X's are counting how many times you've died in the round I seen and if it's three then you get put TKO that's cool yes dang okay I almost got it that's why I said last time I believe I hate you don flamingo you should go for the infinite I should I'm sure I haven't figured it out yet so you're good oh I know okay I refuse all right okay one two three four five infinite here comes time and Emani one two am i starting out the event right with the punch low back no it's so this is the thing that finishes the bird stunned yeah next punch you want to do is gonna be a right hook okay like the opposite yeah yeah you did the right cuts just one time I got it nice okay yeah you got it [Music] okay it's fine it's fine it's time like we're in the zone he just activated his x-factor this is all don't let me get in my zone I think every time he gets up he does a quick uppercut I think now watch like nice nice nice you got the idea got the idea I haven't even started I got a little earlier doing the right punch now I know the truth your buddy you gonna die infinite you dude Donald Sutherland I loved you in your movie like cancer from some helix naked I actually used your mr. Sandman technique in my open quote speedrun what is mr. Sandman technique there's a guy later on named mr. Sandman and there's like a cheese that you can do I don't know he likes snake it's a that that video I saw the video you posted about it and it doesn't it makes it look easy but I like doing that even trying that like cheese I don't get it every single time I happen to get it on the first try on the speedrun though which is nice nice but you can kind of cheese the characters in this game with with sort of lame out tactics but I heard that you can shoot arrows through through the bars before the fight starts what the [ __ ] was that you can't be doing dude what is he doing when they get when they get knocked out please start throwing in new moves oh no no you can't be doing that we're fine oh you knocked up his toupee no this is his last face he's gonna throw out a [ __ ] ton of moves Oh always is yeah no he does that one once in a blue moon I almost had him I almost it was good you doing better if only I knew I knew humid snakes flamenco technique right now this would be all different I'll let you skip those cutscenes in [ __ ] the hard mode though it's it's called title defense so it's like you're you win like the big championship belt and then you're defending your title against these guys for like a second round and I sense yeah except that you start with the weakest guy which doesn't really make sense cuz if that implies they beat all the other guys yeah but what was I gonna say oh yeah there's every time you lose to somebody for the first time in title defense there's this animation of little Mack all beaten and busted in blue laying his belt down in front of the the person he won against them and you can't skip that cutscene all other like all the other like intro in with victory or whatever cutscenes you can skip those you can't skip the one of hips slowly laying down his hard-earned like victory belt and it's like chances are on your first time through hard mode you're gonna die to every guy at least once yeah so unless you're just resetting over oh no this isn't so easy yeah it's like a free stock but probably wouldn't better the problem normal punching a few times and save it but you do it for like the catharsis you know mad you want to [ __ ] knock him out oh right away that's right oh yeah some moves when they're in like the end I get to hit a certain side oh that would have ended it Oh close call whoa let's go easy gonna matter I'm gonna punch your toupee right off your dumb head that's right I already know the secret oh I should have eaten the chocolate unbelievable chocolate it's fine you've been doing pretty good against this guy so hmm oh it really really hurts you don't even talk like he's gonna have to activate his X Factor to get through this one Oh oh that's not it apparently though I thought you got knocked out twice before never be knocked out my weird damn I'm not don't quite have the time and my let's refill knock open up your bed so I can refill you open your gas cap back it's like the set up a little squeaky binge got him oh right off alright this is he hasn't died yet so the precious fun oh I did the same thing last night yeah good that's the crazy one oh now it's like you know him once yeah but just for a few moves and then after a while it goes back to normal nice alright dang it dang it oh I was so hard come on I was inches away mere inches away rip rip get your hair off hair off your head thank you this actually the time though this is 1 million dollars moves this is luxe first try at this guy and he's gonna not get hit a single time I'm literally a god gamer that was a little too late McClane [Music] you can also just restart a few yeah it won't dawn for wouldn't interesting [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] gonna not be so twitchy on the Dodgers there get him on the ground as you do that a lot more many many more times [Music] let's go let's go let's go a punch for my bread it went away when I got his dang it dang it loses progress progress progress as they say I was gonna tell me died sir bottom yes you did please so when when he goes into that when it's to play it flies off and he starts going into that phase we can only hit him once you can just start doing the infinite straight up Oh smart actually what I mean I know what you mean I can I thought that was gonna dodge as well all right okay fine this is so fine I think you might have to knock about a couple more times even though the next one in the next stock his hair is gonna fall off I think dodge the clap I like the little test in that's by the way I don't think we've mentioned that oh there we go there it goes to pay grounded it's like not a thing in the original game he's from by the way did you pay yeah we just like added that oh yeah that you got the right idea whoo it's not fair cheating magic I'm surprised that wasn't okay oh I guess you get maybe four knockouts sometimes [Music] yeah yeah that's a star punch moment we're not we're not nice moment baller right now damn go on for the infamous I'm out here all right doing good here doesn't look that bad another Tuesday it's fine yes that's actually something the game grumps mention they're like it's just a little spike let's get a little bit of spiky air in the front okay nice all right sounds over but you got some good damages he's toast he's so toast he's some Spanish toast right now that lovely some Spanish toast don't stop looking at me like that don't stop don't stop believing get your upper body out of the way when he says Olay that's good you know Thank You coach yeah the fun little run he's like hey Mac I came up with this fun little thing you can say this to yourself in the mirror well you were getting your ass beat I was making poetry ahead in the game oh I don't want to like say anything during those moments there you go there you go from this could be it I kind of doubt it though [ __ ] [ __ ] is that [ __ ] that's too mad stretched out face oh you should've mentioned dammit too mad distracted me This Is It this is it you just gotta punch them in stock punch him in [ __ ] use ass oh yeah even what for the infinite like a [ __ ] chat I like oh no he's a forgive me to reconcile this function that happens every every now I feel a lot better pawpaw quick plug plug plug think I got to Big Bend oh yeah big pod that's the - sir yeah major cerca de jure now I'm a major and that's a more there's one more circuit yep and it's next one has five guys instead of four and these guys are bastard oh no it just gets harder where's that ghost guy excuse me sir you need to use the [ __ ] toilet too much poutine now I'm paying the poutine price let's go math let's eat my chocolate bar freaking bite out of it it's still a chocolate-bar thing was weird oh man I can't like unsee that that might have also been some of the game grumps just like planted in my mind he's got like the ecstasy arch there but it just looks so weird it's Aaron right okay this is the mean hearing so I sent ages ago I sent lark an image that I found on like on deviantART I'm gonna put it up on the screen for y'all right now hold on OBS is being slow yeah are you slow old / withered Aaron Ryan Wow Wow now five nights at Freddy's version of wow she's like old job there Wow so now we get the joke no context like ages ago he's like [ __ ] is this like yeah he's gonna be the next DLC fighter punished venom yes I am oh no you kick it I wonder if the wicker chair squeaking there picked up on the microphone I really hope it did damn okay here's his Laurie he tickles people he crosses have little max eyes he gives him a mustache Louise foams at the mouth he's putting horseshoes in his gloves else we hips extra are cheating at least he's not literally magic and that's trying to be fair using using physical means oh yeah so this guy's married you have to interrupt his moves and they're like a little easier to interrupt than most characters so it's kind of like a tutorial for countering but you can't get like punishes on him you got it okay feed him while he's swinging okay now so like there while he's charging at you before yeah before he even punches yes yeah Oh what are you kidding me I had a star this is horrible he's a bastard yeah taunts you while you're down I like there's lots of love and care put into the animations like they all everyone does something interesting like while you're knocked down or Wow oh nice oh yeah you can't just randomly start bunching or like when when they get knocked over like bear hugger going timber like that this Shrugged was his best work who is John Galt I read that book and I wish I didn't referenced in Bioshock I think oh yeah oh yeah Bioshock is freaking Iran but like specifically they they were like posters that said like who is the main character that was the main bad guy who is also played by the same guy who plays Clark on Star Trek Star Trek Deep Space nine the Ferengi bartender oh that's I all I know is that I don't like Ferengi's I've never seen Deep Space 9 but god those guys are annoying yeah apparently in Deep Space nine I haven't seen much of it but apparently they get flushed out and they're not just literally punts Wow amen great they get like they get more sympathetic huge that one from from the left is hard to counter you might just want to dodge that one and take that out whoo whoo yeah damn that one's easy when to counter yeah oh no and I gotta take some else oh yeah yeah you got a separ dodge and so much yeah this guy's unique he's our with why did what is what is he pants crotch strong Altima strap have such an impressive package that when you knock down the other guy he's just gonna like huh would you smash his head against a glass screen yeah his opening quote is just you know I also have bite marks on my Game Boy Advance SP I was wrong I lost to bowser i actually remember exactly where I was and what happened because I was immediately like ashamed I was like aw man others tooth marks in my [ __ ] like Game Boy Advance Oh young Stern post post tooth mark it was a little screwed I don't bite [ __ ] anymore otherwise this mic would be [ __ ] up I tell you what Danny well folks you know I don't know if I ever bit anything I was I wasn't a huge biter but uh inanimate objects who [ __ ] deserved it oh man I don't know really I got to save it for Oh No save it for a rainy day project Oh No well craft project with arts and crafts oh yeah yeah yeah Oh unbelievable yeah Maya and I and a little more do it I'm enjoying all the benefits and you're taking it out of them and that's just not fair like a stuffed pig yeah and you stick a pig and they start sweating for some reason no you're stuck at picking for what happens in the exact situation where I bit my gameboy I don't actually remember wife did the remote but I'll be my gameboy because I lost to Bowser in the like grand circuit of Mario Kart Super circuit damn like the millionth time you were getting [ __ ] laid out but that does sound like a bite here bite your Gameboy kind of moment didn't damage the screen or anything that was just like I actually was I wanted to get more Wiimote so nice like takes a swing at you before he goes down like that I wanted to buy another Wii mote because there's a versus mode in this game oh I've literally never touched it in my life so oh very curious but wiimotes are expensive oh that balls yeah that actually we haven't been using block very much but if you block at the last second oh I've talked in the last yeah you have to like time it but then he's like stunned and then you can get a start punching noise whose oh I tried it I tried it let me up oh this guy feels easier than don flamenco yeah be honest yeah you can do it I can do it I can do it I've won games before stop that listen your neck you suck ass but that's okay nice yeah yeah I was like when did he become better it'll explain each UMP that he does he's so married Oh somebody's mentioning dawn pianta from Paper Mario the thousand-year door oh there's a piazza mafia and you have to like escort the daughter of the dawn that game had some mature stuff including the [ __ ] noose in the main town square that's right I can't so good I want to replay that one actually yeah there you go star time get him out of here yeah yeah that game was great I was just I was hanging out with some friends yesterday and we were talking about how much we used to love thousand your door so it's it's a marble game a new one yeah I think people need to let go oh yeah yeah okay I think people need to to let go of the idea of getting another classic Paper Mario game yeah they're gonna be craft supplies games now so why did I gotta make baby games why do they gotta make baby games I've heard they're like decently funny and like cheeky sometimes but the new ones just don't appeal to me I miss freaking badges badges no need no stinkin badges they're gone you don't need badges that to [ __ ] like his voice oh you're gonna get tired yeah oh no I was like that's unfortunate there's not enough time for me to explain not to hit let's block this did you ever play the biome the leaves you go peepees no actually I haven't I never have those are incredibly good those are Paper Mario tier I almost said it yeah no those ones I like wanted to play but I just never have and I'm remember like being at the Gameboy store your head or whatever and seeing them on the shelf and being like do I want this nice my house oh okay we're okay okay absolutely sad yeah I don't know why I didn't get it I don't know what I got instead but oh the Super Mario advance I'll be Super Mario advance I played a lot of like and NES games on my gameboy yeah Metroid [ __ ] mm-hmm that's that's the only like Classic Collection The Criterion Collection one that I have Wow rip I like that you go for the get back up I get knocked down but I get up again bonus every time myzel trying that's true oh my face I've got shards of glass sticking out of my eye I keep I can't believe did that that's illegal tell you what you win weight sitting in kitchen window nice fight and I'll shave off my mustache I'm just kidding great advice doc thank you thank you for telling me how to beat this guy that it is whooping my ass I don't want smack a mustache on your face doctor yeah actually has a PhD pretty huge dick never heard PhD I've never heard pretty huge day it's a Kanye lyric oh breathe out yeah the Wii Fit trainer song when I saw a queenie from fantastic beasts and where to find them in real life she sang a song where she she said breathe in breathe out well I don't know I don't even know who that character is I was in a car with somebody today and I actually for whatever reason fantastic beasts came up and I was just talking all this back in the world sucks so much ass did you hear the doctor Doolittle movie uh ends with Robert Downey jr. reaching up a dragon's ass and pulling out a bunch of garbage and I straight did not believe it somebody like spoil it knows like that's not right it's sure not real well I got in the Quarian there's some [ __ ] don't you I didn't see it but I really want to see that scene because it sounds magical it sounded magical I gotta start I'm reflecting his moves I should be reflecting the ones in the side yes yeah yeah that one from the left is kinda hard but that one gives you a star punch if you get it oh I did it once yeah yeah I want to SIA but here's the thing I don't want to see him freaking trash so bad yeah so many of those just schlock Hollywood movies where they're like uh what's an old movie okay again I can do it again but worse in with shitty actor in the original one almost oh yeah I think that was actually an instant knockout trick damn you countered the his counter punch with a star plunge oh I think maybe because I thought he had a lot of healthy yeah I think that was innocence knockdown me know but he always gets up at the count of seven cuz Irish funny how I should and also you have seven parts for this match cuz Irish cuz Irish oh I'm having trouble oh no I'm having big trouble right here in River City alright well you're not dead it's true no I gotta do it you know I had to do it it's best to risk it when you have that tiny sliver of health because it's like good might as well yeah might as well it's not gonna get rid of too much health for you damn you know in the original doctor dude a little little he meets his your wife no all I remember from the original data from the original Doctor Dolittle is the push-me pull-you and there was a giant snail shell that he went into and it creeped me out right isn't that a thing it goes into like the shell in banjo-kazooie Beach level basically wait so is this the Eddie Murphy when you're talking about no it's not there is a Murphy boy there's an Eddie Murphy am I am I thinking of like an older one there is an older one and then the older one heats to see a wife I think I'm talking about the older yeah and then there's an Eddie Murphy one there's three instances just like Fault in Our Stars or whatever the hell that movie was called doctor doctor duty in the case of the hidden petunia dr. Doolittle to dr. Doolittle three stop stop this is the real thing it's a real food this isn't real Oh No sorry I'm not paying attention did you do good you know I didn't are you winning son I mean I'm actually gonna practice just reflect like forget punch again through all right nose do it I'm gonna I'm not I'm gonna dodge anymore yeah that's that's the way to do it Wow what happens leaving the plot of Doctor Dolittle 3 I want to know I got enough well I found the snail shell scene oh that is a thing so he is real he's right now yeah it creeps okay I feel perfectly justified in this having creeped me out okay that's terrible terrible mo Marcus fighting I'm gonna put the snail from dr. Dolittle on screen he doesn't do little he does a lot there's a lot he does a lot ah [Music] [Music] you hate to see it folks you hate to see it but you know what you do love to see you love to see this the snail doctor to pittle look it's dead inside it looks horrible it did not want to come in to work today oh Jesus Christ Aaron Ryan has seven fingers but uh that the the wiki this is something else I mentioned in my speedrun video is that the wiki for punch out we mentions like a billion other things that relate to seven with Aaron Ryan but so many of them are just complete [ __ ] stretches where it's like if you take if each letter in his name corresponds to a value that like if a is 1 B is 2 and C is 3 and you add up all the digits in his name it makes seven seven seven or something like that Jesus it's it's it's real dumb there's like some legit ones but then so many of them were just like thick just insane stretches yeah and you count the number of seconds between this thing that he says in this thing he said yeah I don't want that one oh okay well okay this is a quote from the wiki counting his to counter uppercuts separately his three rope attacks separately and his desperate attacks Aaron has seven times two equals 14 moves that doesn't seem like a stretch at all of me ah that's the number seven is he actually have the two there and the nola scream that's like if you add numbers some of that is seven well if you interrupt him by the way on that heads but it's a little easier than blocking Oh in a row like that and you get like a chain combo I should mention that Aaron Ryan beat me when I was seven but it is true that if you hit seven star punches on him in a in a in the round beneath instantly gets knocked that oh interesting okay every character have like an instant knockout like that okay and they're all a lot of them are different nice yeah there you go maybe they should've been doing that whoops okay I got it now I got it now it's good Ryan has committed murder seven times he's wanted in seven different countries just wait juice make Boise just wait who the [ __ ] sits on a bed and goes this is too soft I'm going to find a different bed like what like bruh I think I've been on some like beds they've been too soft I guess but like to the point where you're like well I can't stand this for a [ __ ] second I'm gonna go find a different bed even though nobody's in my bed oh yeah you know yep this porch tastes like hmm at least tells me it's nice because he gives you more time to mash because he always counts to seven oh no oh my god I got him he's mine that was on the West he's mine now ten seconds loose very close he is totally mine I got him now I got her ass is mine if your chocolate air annoyed has seven nipples seven balls and seven bones in his body that's right baby seven bones his seven lines of cocaine at 7:00 p.m. for some reason the PM makes that way funnier oh really snores c-47 to breathe four five six seven one seven oh no I should have done that all right this might be it potentially if he goes to eight we know it's Nate I'm like doc trying to think of a quirky rhyme also you got one heart so if you block something you're gonna be screwed okay did you just try to block that maybe okay this time is going to be the time I know he's moves I can stop Middle East do it removes now maybe even Tweety removes seven definitely wish we had went [ __ ] like deer in the headlights expression that just got flashed my way yeah five seven okay nice yeah boom I gotta get six more of those you haven't even lost a heart yet you haven't even [ __ ] donate you [ __ ] he just instantly dropped dead never gotten hit in my life issues don't leave she's actually sees a clown shoes sevens it all makes sense but everything up everything is adding up no don flamenco way to the stars last between rounds yep yeah and if you save you might have noticed you have three little slots for stars and trim if you get more stars than their more powerful that's so scary though yeah there's the risk of getting hit and losing all if you lose three stars that [ __ ] like flashes them across the screen damn I don't want to do that I don't want to see that no no delay that you you're doing good though you knocked about twice in the earlier right yeah I did yes maybe not actually those though I think he might mix up the timing on the head but sometimes he does it to like the other side just do a little Deb I didn't leave that you ever seen the leg Deb Dubey leg Gavin oh oh oh oh oh I should be I should be back in the game back in the game Chet is just full of sevens no I don't even want to look I'm gonna get seven out of my gourd all right all right that's fair he's sure star I don't know why you got a started there maybe it's from alternating I think it's if I I did it like a couple times I'm like the third one maybe he gives me a star it was the seventh punch oh okay complain it's safe dark souls rules here planets say it's just safety sipped well he doesn't get his hair knocked off we didn't get this heated about Dark Souls even because this game is a real game are you enjoying yourself and this is actually way better than I thought it was gonna be to be honest it's a date game even if it's hard it's hard but cards fun oh nice I love when he's like falling down he's like mm-hmm and in hard mode title defense that's an actual attack damn yeah crazy yeah and you can you can do like an instant knockout playing if you like counter it with a star punch okay that's cool actually yeah that's actually so cool nice I don't know what I don't know what gave you that but I don't know it works I'll take it well I actually have said she tried this slow but steady wins the race if you get to the end of round three and nobody has got it fully knocked out yet then you it goes by decision Oh actually I think it's whoever is done the most damage so you could like blame this guy out essentially now yeah does the people in the background it look they look weird we really exchange it's better than the NES crowd which was just like a jpeg of a bunch of like a pixel faces going with the last second of the round to frame perfect' that was amazing frame perfect kill nice pick me up coach that hurt okay he can always get his dick knocked off just screw up I go it's like robots the movie robots I just got to wipe his ass winning is like chocolate I just love it thanks doc he loves chocolate so insightful loves chocolate maybe the maybe the helicopter maybe it's made of chocolate nice from Acer game but coach sodapoppin ski this is the guy I've told you before this guy used to be vodka drunken ski and they've changed damn it and they changed it so that now he's a soda pop drinking USSR name monster he looks very scary he is scary this guy's tough he has a soda in his hand which frankly I honestly would consider cheating - oh just your weight in the nes version he had that like NES sound card laughs it was like what oh yeah and winning big knocks you down in this one he kind of does like the same kind of laugh but like modernized sort of you think he'd be like super fat yeah you know yellow soda loves working out and drinking soda oh yes you're gonna be all sticky later crushed a bottle against his head he crushed a bottle it didn't break he got crushed the plastic bottle imagine if it swims Shh just shattered on his head he's like I've got blood everywhere so those uppercuts a real fast oh my god they come fast yeah uh-oh a little bubbles come out of him he's cat-like carbonation in his blood that's coming fast oh man you too okay looks the way he like Springs around when you punch in these very animated for how big he is oh boy always just doing fun those I mean getting hit every once in a while oh my hat for my heart's for no we don't drink that last drop oh oh he's gonna be doing a bunch of uppercuts in a row okay yeah I just have to dodge yeah he does either three or four and that's the end of the combo who kind of go look Oh and then you can hit him yeah there's that so you got to post the bottle when he holds it out there otherwise we'll just drink back a bunch of his health that's lame also not legal in tournaments and I wish I could drink soda that's no match well you can eat Doc's ass candy it's true boys you like he talks asking oh yeah you gotta be dumb for that one he does he like variates it yeah this is your first time finding them soon he's already got the big video game weak spot on his chin that's right yeah all I have to do is punch him in his in his jaw my ass candy call it a day he was scratching himself at the model too yeah he's got like one bottle but it keeps like refilling I guess you know and whenever he's whatever gets knocked down he's always got one drop left [ __ ] go all down maybe yeah no drinking oh yeah so when he gets up he's gonna be all mad I'm gonna do the thing you can get them in this round there you go okay you got any like on the correct side for it well that's looking like a rip he sweats soda rice herb tasks stickies [ __ ] why doesn't wear any clothes as we saw in Russia yeah like that he's just wearing like he's got like panties on basically what he called a spandex speedos speedo what is a spandex it's a type of like material yeah thanks not to be confused with a squeegee oh wow you're getting out of the way of these at least nice nice oh man it's gonna be a close one he's gonna close on wish I could bring some soda right now way better with this guy than you did with the don flamenco yeah yeah you want to duck for that one he's gonna do angry he's gonna be a good it's hard to coach this fast oh oh that's yeah hmm quite oh he's gonna be mad and he's gonna take up the time sad sad those clothes what is happening to his head it's got like a second point phone his head no still rubbing that bottle all over it you really suck in that thing Mac he's just sucking you can't give the baby the bottle let's put him away Wow you can't give the baby the bottle babies don't like the bottle all right you're dead Bob can chug your piss water and let's get out of here out of here let's see I'm drinking myself over here yeah you're like doing calisthenics I guess he's just gonna like so pace yeah yeah yeah it's your final life yeah this is his life oh nice I felt the [ __ ] leg hairs on little Mac's arm get shaved off that last dodge oh damn it damn it absolute [ __ ] kill me first try rest in peace scenario you do good that was good Foley's jerking that show okay Russia Russia Russia hmm I get it he's doing the Russia day trying keep trying I think you got way way more of a groove with this guy than you did with the dog yeah I don't know why I can use your Orange Crush got my Orange Crush seem like the kind of guy who would like REM never been a huge fan I couldn't name many of their songs I'm trying to trying to think of anything besides Orange Crush when I'm out on the moon man on the moon and losing my religion for singing those looks brown over there a narrow door over there that's blue öyster yeah it's another three word band that is an awesome song that's like the unofficial mark souls three theme because we used that song I think a couple of times that's right the unofficial works well one has got to be send me on my way but rusted roofing yeah my my rusted red I don't know what the one would be for dark souls2 yeah I was like I know I had a Dodge but I didn't know the time Oh [Music] laughs again maybe I dare you I'm dare you laughing when he winds up that punch it does a little that's cute yeah that I think we're at the point where that just never works anymore oh yeah that's cool that I got 14 health because that's like 14 Russia 14 of course exactly seven times two is four tall good oh he saw the Viggen like light at the end of the tunnel there Jesus he's nursing that baby bottle time to eat a bar [ __ ] Mac mmm crunch crunchy like a peanut nope what nope it's it from something I don't know no look software okay just dodging all over the place it's working did work yeah right let's and he was originally Soviet I guess here he's just from Moscow which you know makes sense they Soviets don't exist anymore they went by my my my dad used to work for a company and there was one time I helped him on his job of going around to schools and replacing maps that still had the Soviet Union on them that's actually super interesting got to learn a little bit of history that way very interesting what a cool like phenomena just like Shah it's like the guy whose entire job is every single day he spends like two hours going on Wikipedia and fixing a certain grammatical error that just is a really common one I think it's using the phrase is comprised of is grammatically incorrect you're supposed to be say is composed of or it comprises these things oh man you're getting [ __ ] up I got to stop talking about comprise but every single day he like goes on Wikipedia and just spends like a couple hours doing it and it was like at a certain point it was like those mistakes were just you're doing good all over Wikipedia and he got to the point where he just has to get like the new articles now cuz he got like the entire rest of Wikipedia whoa which is pretty insane is insane that's dedication yeah oh people who watched the game grumps series on this probably got flashbacks from that noise well in the game grumps won a ton of people got mad cuz Dan the guy playing didn't know that you could duck time and he got through the entire game up to this point without ever ducking and and then and he just he got confused because he didn't realize that that side step variation of the punch was a different punch oh yeah we kept just dodging to the right over and over again and just thought he was miss timing it but then all the comments are people going yeah it was a pretty reasonable mistake to make and people got pretty cartoonishly is mad about it I think come on wake up wake up wake up max said dang it well look on the bright side we got a [ __ ] ton of bits just now thanks for the [ __ ] off it I appreciate that backfire shot talked about Naruto so I got an arou toe number cellphones are from Naruto hmm I've never seen Naruto or an Arctic to burrito this is well speaking of burrito this guy's talking about somebody spittin bars over North two themes that sounds cool that's the song plays whenever Naruto is about to do some crazy [ __ ] am I even I didn't know that that's how little Mauro - I know oh you go with the plane right now okay because I'm about to kick drink and keep big toe ski punch me in my face [ __ ] like Jojo music is playing Wow hanging on by the skin of your teeth oh god let me dummy the skin on your teeth just got obliterated yeah I like the guys that go flying when you knock him out come across them random yeah if I should be punching him in the middle of his moves quit interrupting them yeah interrupting it yeah I don't know I don't know if his uppercuts can get interrupted but when he does that's when he doesn't like like the normal punch if you duck that and then you like wait a second and give like a delay and then just do a single tap on his stomach then you get a star but it's kind of hard to time that's you're saying that's that's the only one I know if I don't someone said soda has no interrupts I'm willing to believe random chat person oh dang psycho know the Naruto music was playing for soda pop in skits okay he's nursing how do I keep saying that it's gross doc we got nursing on the mind oh that's the one way if you wait for a second and then stomach punchin that's that that's scary that looks cute yeah I'm stealing I shouldn't eat in the chocolate bar I have so much health well what you're sitting on is we just choked on like nothing basically you're like wow why did that happen I swear I've been a human being that possesses the throat for my entire life and have never struggled like this nice toast them little ego does it I'm gonna eat my Russian toes soda pop more like soda pop nice saved it so dumb pop I play the game recently that had so dope pop actually is that the shark game uh it was wavy the wave rocket either way no I'm not Ross sharp rocket assignment [ __ ] oh no damn it I think you could definitely still get it just be patient that was good you did that you did that was much easier than done look at that guy smacking a shellfish on the rock to crack it open good man oh look out down Mac you don't want to know what those people are oh this is good we might get through the whole game today I believe I come to it how long are you willing to stay over whatever sway screw it screw it I win three guys left and one of them is bald bull yeah he's horrifying-looking I do not like him he's from Istanbul no he's from yeah all right well I said it's done boo I was like that's - because he's bull as there's no way they wouldn't do that can't be so he this guy has something kind of like piston Hondo where he kind of like backs up and then charges at you and right when he like run right but he's right in front if you stomach tap him okay then he really hoo he'll do a silly face and fall over oh yeah he beat the [ __ ] out of the reporters you know what the hell you threatened to them with his fist gloves he's head banging yeah so dodging to the left is always the way you want to go here okay with this guy he's got like a bunch of moves but left is always the one to do nice I'll star you yeah so he's got he's got two different uppercuts like that but they're very similar so it's kind of weird like that was a different one interesting yeah and then otherwise you shut those rolling fist ones that are kind of delayed oh it's fine you touched him you punched in the [ __ ] a couple times in with my star punch oh my god Steve spring coming out of his nose yeah isn't that awesome he's [ __ ] scraping his feet against the ground like a bull all the little cute animations are so good oh yeah you got a punch on the right side oh this is the charge it's so he kind of like just like a little scooby doo for a second and then when steam comes out of his nose then that means he's right about to charge at you did not think I was gonna dodge that okay in [ __ ] hard mode yes certainly there sometimes he'll just roll his fists and just keep doing it basically and just wait for you to dodge oh no it sucks but I think it's just like a insanely long delay but it throws me off so bad holy [ __ ] eight count on his first knockdown of all the sort of stereotypes in this game this is it's like this in King Hippo feel like the worst ones where this is like a Middle Eastern guy and he's like all hot-headed and like he's like a brute I guess yeah we keep comparing him to a ball oh my god this one doesn't feel quite as okay yeah oh yeah when you a little cutscene after this he's gonna [ __ ] murder someone in the audience because he just eats that massive weight out into the crowd it's pretty insane let's see let's watch it happen show me in my speedrun video nobody noticed this but I edited a little blood splatter when he did that in the audience I didn't get a single comment saying that but it's in there nice title defense ball ball is actually a war crime Nintendo went to court for developing it hmm oh my god one hits you it's a single hit kill yeah oh boy but if you tap him in the stomach there then it's a single hit kill on him oh I shouldn't be yeah punching in nonsense nonsense people are terrifying in the audience and why look worse they get they are not human they're like runescape animations what's he saying I think he's saying I've lon there's something there I I mean I the easy joke is that he's saying Allah cars but I think it's something like that hablan or something I know it is true that this is this version of it since we're playing it on a Wii U it's more HD like high resolution than it is on the Wii so on the way they were probably like I make the crowd look weird yeah say oh [ __ ] yeah you're now you're through oh not the pull out of you well nice he's saying my head's oblong of course of course he is he's had his habla probably clutch it through if he does the full charge and you get the instant kill on him okay or that could happen dang it say it the full charge I got a bull charging yeah you gotta face that [ __ ] face your fears Mac dig deep Mac oh yeah that's the chicken dance you should do the turkey dance cuz he's from Turkey Oh what is he doing he's wrong bird idiot I'm sitting here next to a lark that's horrible bull I never is named Joel ball [ __ ] bald bull almost easy remember cuz he's bald he's bald he's got frickin mutton chops though yeah that's a hell of a look mutton chops but no top of the head hair just like spite single punch she's just thrown in there there's a back when the arcade version of this game was the only version that existed there was the same company made in arcade game called arm wrestling hand wrestling I almost said yeah but it's called armwrestling and it's it's kind of like this where you face like a string of opponents and one of them is called like Mask X and it's ball ball wearing a mask and when you win his mask comes off me like boom and it's ball ball yeah what the hell we will cross over there oh oh here we go okay practice minutes tonic oops nice yeah somebody was saying if you just mash one when he starts doing the bowl charge then that like does it confirm I don't know about that but I'll try it yeah you could try it I've never never attempted that way that's what we call a buffer strat they use that in the blindfolded version really yeah it's things like that I mean it seemed POG in real life oh yeah me too yeah I'm like oh how did this happen it's the same thing I mean I remember when I had a distaste for ye i said ye about a thousand times this stream that's true it is good it is good Zoomers now what's opt I don't know it's like once the Zoomers like take this meme and they're like I don't want to play with you anymore and they throw it in the trash that's when I come along what's that mean delicious come on it's fine hell yeah it's having place boys we're back we're back I gotta live for seven more seconds he might do the charge it might just run out the clock oh no wow you almost did not survive those seven side now is very scary my chocolate that's something you don't want to do during coronavirus no tips of each one of your fingers after eating something no siree um oh I got mustard I got my child applause yes I will stream FTL soon if action white yeah might do it after I'm done picking two games fun yeah I always sucked at it yeah I definitely do I'm not gonna that game I think it might just be hard nice all right well that's an easy way to do it I guess Wow I always remember fast in the light because I got it right when the steam trading cards came out and I was like I bought it for I just traded cards and got enough to buy Felson like nice yeah you're like well on sale for like $2.99 I was like I'm gonna sell all my cards and get this game it's got nice music FTL it does no no no I have you getting closer I'm getting close we have not had quite quite a struggle as we had with Don flamenco or even great tiger yeah it's terrible dude it was like I always taught the other side it's finite I get those things too and it sucks when those things happen on stream because you just know people are gonna just do it the right way you like hmm oh yeah if you interrupt the bowl charge with a star punch then that's an instant I shouldn't say kill but it's hard well it's hard to time even and I hate running hearts oh yeah oh I even was like I got a bit maybe make sure gotta make sure I don't do that but it does success the theory something there you do it with one hand my theory works it's a series but good but good I wish the only bended bull charge yeah [Music] I can I like that move I don't like it yeah this guy's got the mix-ups he's wishing oh no dang dang it usually does those twice in a row or two of them in a row I'm just gonna swing my arms and if you get hit it's your own fault [Music] yeah those uppercuts are easy because it's weird that he has two of them but they're so similar yeah it's like even the timing is not really that it's slightly different but it's not that different the only difference I found is one of them you have to hit him with a right hook afterwards in the enemy yeah that's like the only difference what if you just do a right hook for both of them then you yeah my chocolate you gotta have guts son we cut the guts out of King Hippo Wilhelm scream no that is like good well I can play that next to the voloom scream can you even tell which one is the real one in which on its way he's getting it with one hand he's facing away he's in the other side of the [ __ ] room and he got it oh man stood up and turned away like my biggest like point bride whenever I was like we're all so let's play Wii bowling cuz like you do it from the bathroom and I was like I like memorize the exact perfect like purposely I purposely did that well oh he only did one of them that sound that freaked me having second thoughts thing when you respawn you don't get quite all your health back but if you but if you wait until he says nine when he starts getting to like the later numbers you get more and more health back oh he's medic you kind of want to kind of close interesting risky as hell it's like I [ __ ] up before and just done it so that it just goes to ten and then you feel like a jackass damn yeah also he might do the bull charts pretty quick and then he's [ __ ] yeah oh yeah yes very good okay here we go don't fail me now [Music] [Applause] I was looking at the screen that was weird did we just get lucky the first couple times so I don't know I'm gonna try it again Lord knows we're not ditching that strat and dye my groove I mean I guess if I can press the button into it and interrupt it I can push the button to dawn yeah that's the thing oh man I'm getting ubereats will you do this I've become a [ __ ] like total lump on a log now that I've realized I can just order food and just have it delivered to my door and I can just lay down in front of my door with my mouth open and they just put it into my mouth oh no I'm in are you doing it right okay all right all right maybe it doesn't work on the last don't know eating way too many euros and it just destroys my [ __ ] breath cause a good thing you're interacting with like anybody yeah onions and garlic sauce they're so good do you want one actually yeah I'll do it so actually it sounds great [ __ ] give me Europe hot damn you want chicken or lamb lamb baby go ambitious if greek fries there oh oh you got later I looked up and just saw max lifeless body flopping to the ground he doesn't do a weird animation like yeah good love it ouch it's going to get a gyro even though it's technically called gyro [Music] my ex-girlfriend called him a gyro at once I'm literally freaking close real well then an opposite end my old roommate called gyrocopter in dota gyro but then we thought that was so funny we only ever calm you're okay oh yeah though gonna do the reverse that deal is sealed there's a place called garlic crush garlic crush crush REM and damn I think a place I normally order from is closed at the moment that I can do very sad okay right here comes my fail it will not fail oh no no no are you know you're mashing right I must be doing it wrong I guess that's like I can't even see why it fails but yeah hmm all right so you want a classic gyro saying this and I'm like you know heck at the backcourt might be a little bit but guess what we're gonna be fighting these guys for a little bit chicken gyro yep I'm checking her word for lamb I I'm too much of a wuss to eat lamb when I was a kid I went to Trader Joe's my friend Nathan's parents and they were like cooking a lamb or something and I just for whatever reason the smell like the big scheme to me out and I was like I never you be able to get it if he does the the bold moves I think he's gonna do it next moon no never man it okay he does okay we're okay here okay get hit ever again oh I'm scared no no not through the seven stages of grief and no - do you want to get some to pool mr. Malone this just says that he chopped parsley mint crushed wheat tomatoes onions lemon juice and olive thought that thought it cuts off I just like the word - boom I like to work - pool - wow I like fighting while looks like glory I don't shut up Greek fries don't smile for me Oh garlic fries or just fries it just says garlic fries or fries they don't exist then no no son no son you don't want anything a hero will be enough for me was that one place Aladdin's do you ever go there when you're my district you know that place was like I went there all the time couldn't tell you oh [ __ ] Wow I started into his face maybe that's the secret yeah I got to do it that one part I like she's healing there should be healing here good actually as somebody's right they said he would look like Wario if he looked like Wario another great poem actually that's a really good point I didn't think of that what he would he really would it's true they'd be spitting true true you speak the true truth oh man Cloud Atlas this is Cloud Atlas is it really yeah the true true Wow I didn't even know I literally thought that was the Gungans in [ __ ] Star Wars Phantom Menace like oh nice classic chicken you ain't getting no fries does anyone has anyone get your own damn fries hmm that is a real Obama quote inserting right here get you on the in front would under what context it was before he was president I think he was like reading a book or something and I was a line from the book foot ain't your [ __ ] get your damn fries I think that's the full line actually you know Obama wasn't perfect but I really miss the man like I don't think there's ever been a flawless president but uh ooh boy a little foot scrape he does okay you're right you're really right about the all the animations being like full of yeah right they've got a lot of character that's that's part of the thing that makes it feel less like outright racist is just it's just a bit of fun you know yeah it's it's like stereotypes but I don't it's like not malicious like okay yeah maybe in I don't know that just doesn't work someday yeah I don't know we got we got two baited and I might be willing to believe [ __ ] yeah Obama's good but the whole thing with the Chaos Emeralds just that was [ __ ] up actually wanna see about a lot of respect for him you mean the Chaos Emeralds chaos control noise yeah that was messed up already had to show up and he was like Obama won't have any more chaos I'm gonna free the forest animals from his clutches all right we're getting our food from garlic crush I'm really glad that's that's where we waited yeah it's tough actually it's yeah I like never will learn how to truly beat his bull no yeah no yeah we went down the dark side path of trying to cheese it yeah someone else said you can't can't be racist if you mess with everyone I don't know how true that is hidin out that's like the South Park roll I'm like well no I got a case a couple years ago but friggin times change so now now being racist is just being racist but I also get the like vibe that this is like I think what they're trying to say is that this game is poking fun at all well yeah at like all nationalities including Americans and and everyone else Canadians even the nicest people that's right anything least of them all men in this game was developed by a Canadian studio - oh really yeah which a lot of people say oh it's made by a Japanese studio so piston Hondo makes it okay but actually I guess that's true or for the original games that were made by Japanese people whoa this is made by next-level games whoo I forget what else they've made but they made some other sort of prestigious titles and they also made Metroid Prime Federation cores what the hell oh and I have always missed that for him the rolling one I really gotta get ya if I want away and I gotta learn that one yeah that one this is very tricky are you my chocolate join Nintendo club today man yeah what did I deceive yeah he says that in actually out there's a Nintendo club exclusive demo of this game where you fight doc like basically abandoned where because it's hard to get now but there's like roms of it out there I'll play it eventually dang interesting yeah I've never heard the term abandoned where I like that yeah that's it's a real term for software that is not officially supported anymore that poker night of the inventory games or that now and a lot of telltale stuff cuz they went bankrupt we tell tellin bankrupt yep yep that was a while ago actually chatting I think he got lucky and he went out on the fourth knock done well hey yeah alright alright cool we'll take it yeah well joining the 10 of clubs somehow make max stronger get my help past your bedtime your child ok 13 child nice are they up to guys unless you are yeah alpha-alpha dream is is also what is alpha dream they made the Mario Luigi RPGs oh that is sad super macho man the last one thing I will say is the main character and the last two like the two most powerful dudes are American interesting but again it's not me by Americans so the hell and little max from New York right he's from Brooklyn Brooklyn or the Bronx never mind worse than rocks so I think disco kid was super cool I don't like the NPC's little beady eyes that was from uncut gems just show the scene from uncut javelins right there I swear to God and I'm saying I'm sitting there this games older than that though oh yeah he's got the pec accent thanks No the butt wiggle it's a rite of passage for everyone who plays this game ah oh yeah he says like crunch time or something if he successfully hits you but if he misses if you dodge it then he goes like crunch bogus Hogan's classic yeah real normal things that people say yeah there's another route where he goes release the Beast but he'll say release the bogus it's pretty good oh no I shouldn't wait a second I gotta hit him in the OP I'm good ok that's the great tiger special boys the wind so he has this movie has like a clothesline move up yeah well he's gonna shake his fist and then he's gonna swing or pat you and you got a duck okay yeah thank you perfect yeah that one's hard to see coming some real coaching whoa damn it it out again okay it's fine I'm ahead of in my head of him right now this guy he just he just goes stay down and they just flexes to the audience oh damn that just kills what do I get my zero oh that does do a lot of damage okay okay so so this guy actually a lot of characters have this but this guy it's like the easiest on it's like after he's done being stunned if you go like if it's like a force ton punch if you go like one two three four five six you can kind of do like two more little interest row we have to like space it right yeah you have to like delay them a little bit but it's a it's it's timings not too strict on this guy which makes it good practice and I think that's after he does his uppercut okay after this is crunch uppercut oh so yeah you'll get it and I think you can do it on that one too but I think on the crunch one it gives you a start yeah there you go yeah see it's easy boom - Schneider first two stars ever oh yeah bogus someone said he looks like a porn star turned wrestler yeah he's a boxer whoo he's got the gold chain and everything classic move passing live also I think the bio says he's like 36 or something you might be lying about his age white hair no 36 year old has a chin that big yeah yeah he likes saw he like stuck his finger in an electric socket he became the Bride of Frankenstein and got so scared his hair turned white oh damn it I ducked on that one it looks like my mom someone says we'll never know dude nice see you get a little bit of extra damage oh why did I crunch dude it sounds like a cereal boom what was that that was his pump it move you gotta duck that one huh damn and he does he does two of in a row usually okay so hold me do usually one of those ones where it comes out of nowhere and you're like whoa when you get hit by em and you're not ready for the next one yeah get with you man in the speedrun of this I spent like half of the run on this guy because I was trying to get his like special one hit knockout oh cool and it was it was just tricky to time nice that was good didn't even take a hit what is this one hit at a certain point he's gonna go he does like a bunch of poses and go super macho min and he throws three of those clothes line punches in a row dang and if you like use the the duck from the star punch to duck the third one that just the right toe my god that's an art yeah that was weird book and I thought hearing but it was like the slowdown from the star punch still activated but he also hit you those weird looking oh no I'm not staying down the expression on max face there cuz it looks like he's reconsidering it's like should I just stay down whoa oh man I got stomped damn has not not is not a good luck right there that is not a good luck no it's gonna say I don't know if that's gonna hit hmm alright hey could be better could be worse yeah not the worst I think I can last 40 seconds probably probably right away Oh exhibit - [ __ ] it out Oh way too early OOP oh no no no come back to life sorry I let you stray okay sometimes does one there's some patterns where it matters if you get hit or not and it can look change interesting I don't know if that was one of them alas alas he's nothing oh my waiting in it pretty tiger in the new boots whoa nice easy you only like to pull metaphor you might be able to get it I don't know no I don't think so you know not even at all you'd barely here's a light sleeper bogus nice see you get a little bit of extra damage I like that and one [ __ ] ball ball has stuff like that too but it's so much harder for him reaiiy yeah but like timing is tighter for different guys I almost said the timings tighter for a different fighter but I didn't want to be I didn't want to just transform into dr. Seuss in front of your goddamn eyes oh no you Jayant hat spawned on your head no probably gonna do the triple punch at any point now but there'll be a big warning oh here it is the other three times every shakes his fist further he's like I mean if I just span it I don't know what he's gonna do it yeah it's like shakes his fist for a second I'm sure you can still get oh that's not fair impatient no okay I'm still here I gotta get tonight I'm clenched oh you're really gonna go for the nine count that were eight eight eight I'll take a damn it just throw it Oh No okay give me another chance give her the chance yeah buzz sorry I said just throw it but I I think take into account that you had to hear and then process those words immediately yeah just like if you've done it like a second eye straight away that would have it yeah you did you're doing fine with this guy so Matt all right oh yeah that's the that's that's the instant punch there you all right wow that you knocked about at the exact same second as the last round yeah you know to nineteen maneuver to nineteen because he's American what oh it's like seven yeah I was like sound like a reference to something though Aaron Ryan's dumb gimmick nice he's gone he's gone bobak boom get him out of here he's gone yeah buddy and now you got a bit of a better idea how to dodge the triple yeah stay down good [ __ ] good [ __ ] Oh Oh Tim now and I'm always forgetting now they just won again the - you know oh yeah he doesn't right away okay yeah that's fine now I definitely know how to god did you just don't get it ya got a minute left all right again yeah a guy that's it folks well you didn't get this I don't get what triggers the special animation or not dang sad cuz sometimes when you sometimes when you get the TKO they do like a special oh my Americans flew out of my face my American but then sometimes I just followed the ground they like yep that's it then just a pool of blood just seeps out underneath the guy it's John Mac love the way you killed I love the way you kill me alright this is it a loss we're at mr. Sandman mr. Sandman this is gonna be just a beautiful sight to behold I'm not gonna tell you anything okay fine loss this is a rite of passage are you scaring him yeah he's uh he's a big guy big guy he's pretty tough six five Jordan 84 pounds whose doors Philly punches oh yeah everybody he knocked out the whole last circuit in one punch am [Music] oh I'm so ready for this awesome classic WWE stuff yeah it looks like Reggie ducks like oh he's gonna die all right okay oh my god there you go okay there's got a lot of moves that's about how I expected it to go oh man oh baby this guy just [ __ ] oh yeah I have to do one face punch and then start hitting him in the stomach oh my god so you get the combo it's kind of like King up over this there's something magical about watching someone fight salmon for the first time cuz he's like perfectly like constructed just so that he like fakes you out and like gets you to dodge not muha it [ __ ] sucks literally didn't fake out oh yeah it goes boom oh my god I'm not dead yet oh yeah wowie Zowie Zeus but this guy has a there's a cheese to this guy if you want to and it's literally just tap his gut over and over again and like you don't like just mash all the time you kind of go dude dude dude and it's like he starts he starts up a move exactly like that and it goes all and it just takes a little bit of help for him so if you can do that and then just whatever you run out of Hearts you just gotta dodge a move but that's the cheese just punch him over and over again this is what a helix snake was talking about in the chat earlier but I think that's why I mentioned to him at least you got it on lock oh [ __ ] well [ __ ] oh nice oh he's about to do three yeah damn it's kind of like soda pop and this is gameplay I'm gonna say lark all right don't you feel bad about eating the final model absolutely the better don't you mean don't you feel bad about winning Oh use the three yeah I think you got him for one stock yeah ten seconds night-night like they does the like a little like go to bed he does like the little naptime hands when you go down oh god damn this guy's so scary yeah he said tell your face to leave my fists alone we got a [ __ ] comedian I hate it he's fast and strong and the chimp for nothing he's like Joker he's pulling them roll in the ropes yeah that's tough to do those things are very tensile yeah we haven't really been hearing much of the soundtrack but there's a different song for each person and they're kind of like theme theme de round their specific thing yeah that's cool it's so like great Tiger had like a sitar and [ __ ] huh good yeah there you go yeah it's like if you dodge a move you might as well get the punish yeah free damage yeah whooping his ass it's just the fact that this is unlike the final guy you know yeah it's it's just all the build-up he gets to this point and then it's just something the kidney a million times and he goes down yeah interesting cheese out if that's like intentional but I very much doubt it it is kind of hokey it's a little tricky there you go there you go nice nice yeah yeah yeah hate you oh yeah maybe go night-night that's a reference to your name but I won't be going okay give me the Bell eat you cared about joking about you shove it in my mouth love if doc was in smash that's me as a fighter there's no way that mail moves at all yeah he just eats chocolate and heals back his old percent in round three you might just win by decision [Laughter] nice looking good yes love you get knocked out yeah I think I have maybe first round on the last second oh that's right Tommy oh that's tricky I'm not strong enough I can't lose you again I'm fine I'm fine many hits for me I'm dark you do it too fast I think oh [ __ ] oh my god dang it's so hard yeah no yeah baby yeah baby dang it no mistakes for them well so this is probably the time you should say I haven't been doing a blindfold on this entire time that's right do you want to take off the blunt I can't I think maybe I should take it home dude maybe if you lose this next one maybe it'll take a yeah maybe it is hokey timing it's like you have to get perfectly yeah you have to like wait a little bit longer than your current yeah waiting on average oh no oh no oh my god so hard to dodge and he does the two fast ones and then one delayed one it just sucks you up okay I go [ __ ] take a week Oh take a leap take the leap cooler out here we're sweating you oh yeah it's so hot in here do it you leave the door open oh man are we gonna have enough time to do it hold on oh my god come on a little faster faster okay here we go oh oh you should have done this from the start they should have done this from the start oh no oh [ __ ] oh you got your dick knocked off so bad you went back to the title screen you try to change save files but I told too many bad punches and I think forever to get out of the loop damn it ah valiant attempt I would have sniffed out a liar eventually man it was an accident I did I didn't mean to do while you were gone already you missed the whole thing damn it Wow I don't know I've got a lot of chin to go around here have a slice takes off like one butt cheek of it you know gives it to him save me a slice of that chin Oh coffee yeah we mustn't forget the classic s FM's yeah actually good times there's some good classic asset Maps immediately we just went to cheesing you gotta slow it down Jen Oh my order is on the move me I was looking at my phone but I just Ryan me I just hurt and in our hearts and he just destroyed me oh I even did it yeah Quinn straight past you oh he does three man this guy's so scary they call that the dreamland Express he's gonna send you off to bed by desperation chicken in red velvet chin yeah yeah yeah you're not givin the left side of his abdomen any [ __ ] like relief man liver only this is obscene listen like you what do you normally do Matt Mac this is wrong you're supposed to hit him little Tweety birds come out Mac not blood my what's Oh Mac take your fist out of him good you starting off the round with him at low health yeah so apparently this is not what he likes the snake was talking about oh really but this is something that he did a video on and I stole but the idea for my video nice did he do his entire bar like that yeah you did like the entire fight and yeah it's still a little tricky and it's gonna look like an unflushed pillow I don't commonly fluff my pillows but I can I can imagine yeah I really [ __ ] them either hurts I'm gonna put you up like that like zis come out of his head you're not gonna like the sleep out of him I can't sleep right out I'm not gonna stand out ans he's gonna be mr. man mr. men Oh God alright you got it we got it you got nine seconds to get it that's what I'm talking about you might still be able you're still on your last stuff you've been your lashes yeah the whole [ __ ] like are you it's time to eat oh very in the chocolate that's right he's the champ not for long I'm about a win right now ooh nothing but dignified fighting strategies for us here Oh my chief shots over a grapefruit gaming corporation delicious homegrown cheese strats I think the next one is his last uh yeah god yeah that might be it oh oh don't get freaked out that's it wait let's see you didn't get the cutscene even get the cutscene oh man that might not be it alright just gonna stay alive not again you beat the final boss and you going through a lame out least [ __ ] like charismatic way to win ever but you did it damn man punch out in one sitting hell yeah you did it that was fun that's a good fun game [ __ ] yeah let's let's keep up let's continue let's see what's after this oh oh yeah it remains punch the credits so it's ones that are like misspelled or have like a weird those are the ones you want to punch and it gives you like oh oh I see yeah like oh my god and also if it's the name of a character from the game Oh like bear hugger bear hugger interesting so you did lunch out proud of you and I have a surprise for the chat Oh which is that now doc me I'm gonna take off my like my red jacket to reveal the like leopard patterned shirt beneath and I'm gonna take the helm for hard mode oh yeah it'll defend oh yeah and we're gonna do that probably next time that's exciting it's nine o'clock where we are right now we're probably gonna go eat our [ __ ] gyros I mean your gyro but after this the next stream we do I'm gonna do title defense which do you want to do title but it's [ __ ] insane like take some runs on it but I guess perhaps that you will be the one like first time I went through title defense I got my [ __ ] knocked off by like everyone uh-huh but then I did a second run-through of it and I was like okay I can stumble through this like I can get through it but man that [ __ ] is side that [ __ ] stuff so I don't I wouldn't wish that upon you doing a whole playthrough with that you did good here did you you be made a name in a single sitting took what like three hours wait three and a half hours and 20 minutes of that was me going at the beginning so really yes well you've punched mr. Sandman in this like three times yeah it's Uggla strong's god that's gotta be wrong yeah I think it's just once like weird letters and like flipped around damn I forgot about it yeah we're gonna mag last Joe [ __ ] their lakeside soo just think it he was part of it we're not gonna punch him having never punched your macho man getting punched Hey miyamoto you know I never played gyro Euro might white that's it's the the game that Rob was used for this is an NES game called gyromite oh don't get that half Rob oh so like I have to have Rob or you have to like know what to do on the second controller and just like play two controllers at once dang that sounds tough yeah you know what we should do actually I think we should you should try out glass Joe on title defense okay so we can see what the like because just the like [ __ ] the progression it's like everybody's insane in title defense mode everybody just lost their [ __ ] even glass Joe even glass Joe yeah that'll be our final fight glass Joe Jesus Jesus that's the real Jesus Jesus a visual that was wrong I knew that was wrong well intend oh you do look at that's for you never beat that absolute high score nice well I'm proud of you you did it yeah time to lose my belt to class mother [ __ ] drunk its class Joe man I kicked ass please keep your blindfold on my blindfold is not coming off okay how do I continue yeah we got a mini little training montage oh damn our euros are just about here so good timing hot damn how about you wanting to be able to see me class - oh you're gonna switch to different savefile huh yeah quick feet I think we already saw but it's at night now I don't cool cool all right glass ringing line ringing ball last one past Joe look at him he's got a head gear on oh they change him the crown is way bigger and you may notice that King Hippo has a large disc strapped to his chest or whose belly yeah I would have to protect him and I don't see what that is in the future interesting so it's like everybody came back and they're all stronger and for some reason you fight Glasgow first even though he's the weakest guy you know I don't really get that party journey to the top again oh yeah million of glass we get a little bit more lore okay now you can take slightly more punches yeah what was it the doctor you look like Professor honeydew from the Muppets yeah glass Joe alright so in this fight you cannot hit him in the head oh okay head moves their head punches will just be deflected and if you get a star punch his headgear will fly off and you can get like a combo while the straps are like well it's like pulled away that's cool yeah but now he's actually punching in the first fitness which he didn't even do that that's right first head yeah right instinct now nice oh I lost it Oh rip this doing good so far last Joe beat me up right tell me glass Joe look the first time most people see his I just knocked you out animation to tap him oh man I missed it Oh two skis Yahoo and if you lose a hundred toss in this game which it's imply it shows on glass shows record that he lost a hundred times at this point and if you lose 100 times in this game you unlock headgear like his and they're allowed to use it yeah I think it doesn't count if you like win around using it but it's like for training or something damn interesting Metal Gear Solid where if you lose enough at least well fly because do you want / - chicken hat and you can say yeah I want away the chicken ass and then you have a chicken hat what does it think so - people are less likely to notice you or something but it's mostly like you wear stupid hat because you're dumb babies who lost some same level three times well last year you were toast french toast oh my god yeah that's like tennis that's like the only regional real lines that actually exists in we didn't even say that with I'm not like Japanese Spanish Marco french toast or [ __ ] oh well I [ __ ] it up oh yeah you got hit in the gut well that happens - not the head that's like a pig Oh foods here yeah Mitch I also get a notification on my phone but thank you I can beat him I can beat class Joe doing good folks last Joe whoops my ass and now we get to watch the stupid we get to watch the unskipable cutscenesthat's nice kappa 4 and next time I'm gonna get it back Giroud goodbye everyone thank you for watching so much you've been a lovely audience today

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Length: 223min 27sec (13407 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 15 2020