Fugget About It - Best of Jimmy and Cheech (Full Episode Compilation)

so how'd you like fishing good it's a barbaric disgusting endeavor yeah me too thank you for coming ever since they whacked Fredo and Godfather - I never go fishing without a kid in the boat y'all never take us alive they can take me alive not if I can help it Hey look at that the cops got pigtails license and registration please say when you report this to headquarters you're gonna use a radio or smoke signals Oh uncle Cheech you can't make jokes like that I'm sorry officer ah lighten up a bust like this is a real feather in his cap please step out of the car sir what are you gonna do scalp me wait a second you can't arrest someone for speeding this is Canada sir I'm arresting you for hurting my feelings Oh rejected nothin but net and the garden goes wild hi I'm Annabelle Westminster this is my daughter Emily oh and the lady I don't know takes one in the head Jimmy we have company don't do that in the living room take it to the kitchen that's my husband hands off hi I'm cookie MacDougall cookie what an interesting name it was a stage name and it's stuck Oh were you an actress dancer ballet that's a dancer drop it what the hell you supposed to be Emily's a field girl she was hoping to earn her recruitment badge but clearly we've come to the wrong house what's that supposed to mean it's just that well some people are suited for field girls and some just aren't what we're not good enough for field girls I Got News for your sister we're too good for field girls what's a field girl [Music] trouble with the law well Tata okay that's it Gina you're joining the field girls ma ma not now mom no I don't want you're a girl you can be a field girl and a discussion Baba really PD on a free throw the buzzer hello you have a collect call from Jim we don't accept the charges but I'm in jail you got to get me out and tape Star Trek not the first one the third one wait which one is Oh just when I was headed for the playoffs what are you doing trying to grow a penis Wow Canadian jails not bad I'm here to see Cheech MacDougal ah yes mr. mcdougal he checked in earlier today we have him staying in cellblock D for delightful just turn left at the Zen garden shampagne's huh don't mind if I do ya dirty screw Hey look fellas Darrell's out of solitary how was it so relaxing totally worth killing that guard lucky duck Cheech hey Jimmy great to see you come on in it's not locked I bet this is what jail is like in heaven but how is this a detergent to crime mr. mcdougal can I get your dinner order thanks Danny I'll have this surf and turf and don't forget to catch a pencil that order he won't be suckling at the Queen's teeth this evening teach teach teach you were making such fine progress and then you go and disappoint me like this I have half a mind to let you stay in this hellhole why does Cheech get all the breaks this is no laughing matter Jimmy do you know what he did do you know what he did come to think of it no come to think of it no he wanted Lee insulted a member of our country's First Nation ah I just made fun of an [ __ ] nonetheless I was able to get the charges dropped on the condition that you attend a cultural sensitivity seminar at the black Paul First Nations reserve I believe that african-american poor you can ask them yourself tomorrow when you attend the seminar Jimmy what do I have to go because I haven't been appreciating your attitude [Music] look at my baby girl so cute so tight actually it seems a bit loose yeah that's it too loose it's gone off for me look I've had enough you're gonna be a field girl and that's final ma I'm not just saying this but I swear my penis just came in I like this damn in red no just green blue no just green I look really good in pink we just have it in green pick a screen greenest green is that like blue I don't know Jimmy I got some reservations about this who cut it out if we get on these guys good side maybe we can leave early how you doing I'm Jimmy MacDougall just want to say we attack Scottish people love Indian people love Indian culture love Indian food although the curry does repeat on me that's Indian food yes sir and I love it so now that we're friends how about you sign this so we can go home I'm not sure that's how this is supposed to work come on guy to guy what more is there for us to learn about you folks ah jeez I broke your people tree we burned sweet grass to purify ourselves and please the spirits okay I'll do this but you better have some munchies around clear your mind look to the sky your spirit guide will be revealed to you [Music] mine called it I got a Falcon what did you get some kind of abomination against God the ancient one said that when conflicts arise we must seek common ground we must find what Indians and Scots have in common I got nothing hey I got one how's this in Scotland we wear skirts called kilts and you all wear loin cloths what I'm getting at is none of us are big on pants our people don't wear loin cloths we'd freeze her nuts off your racist Scottish bastard Oh everyone calm down hey that's a nice piece my father gave it to me his father gave it to him and his father bought it at some store I didn't know you guys was in the guns well if you're going to kill something what are you going to use a banana hey we love killing - you boys want to see killing we'll show you some killing oh he meant killing animals breathe slowly focus on the animal honor its noble spirit and then we blow its brains out whenever you are ready this grassy knoll stuff reminds me a whack in a certain president which I had nothing to do it you know our way of doing things is a lot more efficient efficient listen chump we use every part of the animal and a lot of them are gross quiet young one he may have something to teach us tell us your way great and wise fat man oh we got lots you got to get in real close and butterbean [Music] Amba hat is what makes it a complete uniform cookie hi what are you doing here I'm on a haunt got one and good news we received the cookies for our annual sale so pick up your boxes on the way out along with the updated list of local sex offenders make sure you read it this year Mary but he bought so many cookies so many cookies don't work your daughter too hard my emily has broken the sales record for the last three years maybe that's cuz you ain't had any real competition and we still don't was that an insult cute allow me to retort but yo now that was an insult come and see me later if you'd like another well cookie I cordially invite you to bring it oh it is broughton and the sewing batch and the baking badge and the composting badge and is there an I quit match for your sincere efforts at our cultural exchange we would like to make you honorary members of our tribe your black poor name will be hunts with handguns and you will be known as for brains hey that's what my dad used to call me oh no they're here what's going on the government is building a highway across our sacred hunting grounds those savages no offense we tried every legal Avenue to stop them but they're the government you gotta fight back on yourselves go to the mattresses historically fighting back hasn't been our best option or have you never read a book what I mean is you can't let him get away with this back in Brooklyn Scotland when we had a problem we did whatever it took blackmail bribery kidnapping extortion tell us more hunts with handguns well those are typically the big four just not an act like I'm telling you about these stupid cookies that will get my old lady off my yet he's allergic to wheat can we go home now no we are not going home I'm gonna show you how to sell and you'll be great at it hello this is my daughter Gina she's selling cookies for the field girls no thank you wait she's very sick and won't be with us much longer Oh sweetie at the next one act [ __ ] I'm telling you Jimmy that spirit guide they showed me the things been hunting my dreams come on it couldn't have been that bad it was furry with a tail like a beaver on it duck face red claws get the [ __ ] outta here it's called the platypus hey language no no look I'll google it that's it that's my spirit animal yes looks like Satan dropped a deuce come on Jimmy he'll hear ya Jimmy you're not gonna believe how many filled girl cookies we sold the deadlines tomorrow we could just coast I'm gonna shove that sales record right up that Annabelle's ass hmm foul language hello cookie just going to let you know we sold 90 boxes you hear what I said 90 yes 99 times 10 45 times 2 45 plus 45 82 plus 8 which comes tiny we filled 220 we sold 230 gotta go Jane theresa pd get your butts down here we gotta sell some cookies oh come on mom we already sold three times 30 don't argue we took your advice hunt with handgun we kidnapped someone to settle the land dispute the hell you bring him here for you never told us what to do after the kidnapping can you believe these guys well we gotta be good hosts who wants corn this is bad Cheech we get busted him something like this we get kicked out of witness protection then we move back to New York where the mob is waiting to kill us there's just no winning with you okay what you gotta do now is get in touch with a top guy in the province and use this guy as your bargaining chip this is the top guy what is the premier of Saskatchewan what's the premier it is like a governor it means first first why why are you asking so many questions you got a guy in a bag here yeah I probably should have told you not to grab the boss now raise your bastards the right honourable Mickey O'Shea never forgets a face you're all going down for this I also should have mentioned not to let the hostage see our faces now we gotta kill them go ahead and try old man I'll twist off your nipples and flick him in the gutter all right primo relax we don't want to kill you we just want you to give these guys their land back they get nothing Mickey O'Shea never loses I took on the white board and won twice okay tie in the guy up right you should have figured out on your own and my dad's a no-good drunk and he says if I don't sell these boxes by sundown I shouldn't bother coming home hey weak thanks lady [Music] thank you hey where did these come from and so the cookie really first appeared in 7th century Persia one of the first countries to cultivate sugar and while the word cookie or little cake originated in the Netherlands it was adopted by okay I'll take ten boxes if you just shut up never mind look I just don't want any okay I'll level with you I'm just doing this to stick it to this broad and about Westminster that's sanctimonious know-it-all I'll take a dozen thanks you know we should hang out have some tea some cookies and go over to her house and cut a brake line off your arm and hit you with the wet end you know Jimmy I kind of want to see that let me tell you something primo I'm not a guy you want to make threats too I'm the guy who hate to admit it but I'm starting to like this guy hello Jimmy I got a glowing report from the black Paul tribe I fully expected you to bungle it I'm happy to say you'll prove me wrong Thanks McCool you know the Indians have a saying keep the cops off your porch let's go get a beer oh I can't drink now I'm on duty but I'm not leaving until I hear every detail what was that nothing the furnace is acting up I've suffered through enough winters to know my way around a furnace how about I take a look did I say furnace I meant the water heater oh I worked through Monte College installing water heaters okay I'll come clean I didn't want to mention this but well it's cookie her womanly time is upon us so we had to lock her in the basement like a werewolf during a full moon say no more premenstrual syndrome knows no borders it is a serious debilitating condition that adversely affects men everywhere I wish you strength but Canada where two men can discuss internal lady plumbing thank you for your hard work everyone we had a very successful cookie drive this year true it's not a competition nor should it ever be but one of you did sell considerably more than the others it's sort of like a best mom award don't you think Twinkie oh yeah in your face loser you suck suck suck suck suck suck suck hey I don't think talk to the head beeyatch say my name come on say it say my name who's your daddy mrs. MacDougal that's enough what is wrong with you there are children here I'm afraid you'll have to leave mrs. mcdougal we don't tolerate that kind of behavior at field girls you may wait for your daughter outside because of course she is welcome Gina has demonstrated exemplary behavior and will be a fine addition to the field girls organization [Music] well look who's back for another shot at the title this guy's a tough nut maybe you should just cut your losses no we do this the Scottish way ah Christ let me think are you doing fine common what no hello I got it if we're gonna solve this conflict we gotta find common ground what could I possibly have in common with these kidnapping bastards well we gotta at least try come on anybody what do we have in common hey I know you know you are all right - Shane look at you two getting along you like Sonny and [ __ ] you're a tiny politician and you can't sing you know what tell you what you can have the land back pervert the highway no no keep it where it is we like you you can have the land I insist and on top of that I'm gonna give you fellas a huge grant to build a casino I am NOT going to offend you it's a deal can you believe it Jimmy it all worked out but I don't [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] welcome Liza are you doing I'm Jimmy Falcone Jimmy found Kohn Jimmy Falcone I'm just kidding you're not on the list you're so not on the list maybe this will change your mind Jimmy you've done terrible things in your life murder assault trying to bribe your way into heaven okay try Jimmy mcdougal I don't think so are you all right do you need some water give me water sparkling oh holy wow that could have been terrible what happened you got a wiener stuck in your throat I tried giving you mouth-to-mouth but I just kept pushing it further in so I gave you that behind like Cheech I was at the gates of heaven and they wouldn't let me in they said I'd done terrible things with my life who the hell are they to judge I don't know Cheech it seemed so real like I was actually there let me actually something Jimmy never wear a jacket you haven't worn in a while and you find a hundred dollar bill in the pocket oh no I guess well that did not happen to me but I did find done in the Irishman's ear and a yo-yo in my pocket get the hell out of here a yo-yo yep hey in alley I'd better take a leak you never know how far to the next one you would like to buy some marijuana please all right let's see the money you just took our money you calling me a thief let's beat the crap out of him what's taking him so long Cheech come on let's go thanks mister you saved our lives what am I gonna do not save your lives they got a special place in heaven for people like you thanks again Jimmy you ever been in an alley that didn't smell hey what happened here I saved some kids from getting their asses kicked I'd done something good I done good too I drowned a spider look at that all that reefer going up and smoke Hey well like those two stoners from the movie Cheech and Jimmy I guess we oughta tie these guys up you got a rope yeah in my Boy Scout survival bag they let you in they told me the cutoff was 35 I know I use the yo-yo oh man look at that another here and it's also a left whose jacket is this okay first of all we have to tenderize the meat how do we do that you try we order a pizza and a therapist I want to watch the news I want to watch real teen grandmas those shows are stupid nah I want to find out if Amber's gonna deliver today or if she's still grounded I stand corrected I gotta say it felt really good helping those drug buying frat boys it was almost heroic just think how you'd feel if you've done enough purpose Petey put on Teletoon the coyote and the running bird show is on I bet this time the bird gets eaten and last night in downtown Regina that vigilante broke up a drug deal a vigilante how cool is that hey that looks like a good job by some good citizen police claim the dealers were tied up with a yo-yo so let's go to the man on the street vigilante epic or not epic epic because of vigilante right here in Regina that's gonna bring tourists because they know they'll be safe it's also the cabbage festival so mm epic correct not epic you go to hell epic he's protecting our children keeping drugs off the street that's epic keeping drugs off the street not epic vigilante hair back and he did it with a yo-yo he's the yo-yo vigilante I just came up with that now over the brick fitmin with sports it's not even game day and fans have come out in droves to support the yo-yo vigilante you believe this teach the whole town's talking about us they love us unbelievable just for beating up a bunch of bikers I used to beat up people all the time nobody loved me they call me the assailant or that guy I didn't like that they would point and say that guy will it kill them to learn my name I got a feeling this could be a chance for me Cheech I mean maybe there's a reason I nearly choked on a weenie maybe I can be a real hero what about me can I be you what do you call it boy toy you mean Boy Wonder I don't know what was Robin boy toy okay not that are we gonna do this Jimmy what have we don't see no more bad guys Oh we'll see them or better yet they'll see us oh my I am so drunk why would I leave my fancy mansion with so much money and expensive jewelry for someone to rob from me in my defenseless drunken state oh I am far too drunk to ever fight back if someone tried to take my words of cold hard untraceable cash why oh why would I come to a seedy bar such as this it's like I'm asking for it it's as if I'm saying please rub me take heed stranger we don't want nobody to taking advantage of your defenselessness condition they might steal all that fine jewelry so loosely hanging from your neck I think I will go outside to the alley kind sir I feel the need to throw up from the large amounts of alcohol that I have consumed [Music] hey rich guy you been yo-yoed Punk sounds like trouble let's roll hey Jimmy we're like that cop team Starsky and Cheech [Music] and I assure you that this is not acceptable behavior by any citizen of Regina we are the Mounties and we will catch this yo-yo vigilante he will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law why do you want a prosecutor he's doing your job better than you because the law clearly states what can't the Mounties arrest these crooks before the vigilante I don't think the yo-yo yo-yo what do you got against the yo-yo is there a drug problem in Regina why have yo-yos been banned from schools how often do you mount your [ __ ] finally Regina has something Saskatoon doesn't we have the only vigilante hero in the great province of Saskatchewan what do you think Jimmy epic or not epic I bet he's just a regular guy who puts on his pants one sleeve at a time I wish I was more like him prowling the streets at night making my own rules getting kisses from women I'm not related - so you like this guy huh you think he's gonna get into heaven he's already in heaven Jimmy this is Regina no Toby this is heavens nut sack but it deserves to be safe I heard he's 19 6-4 blond hair and has his own car a lady at the market told the cashier that her cousin saw him and he's actually 38 gives foot massages and cries when it rains no he's 19 and he's perfect for me no he's 38 Cass how your day was and never misses the ball now go to your room hey what are you all talking about what everybody in town is talking about the yo-yo vigilante I so want to make out with them you put that thought out of your mind right now little lady that's sick I mean a man's a criminal that's wrong on this whole deal on the one hand he's busting crooks which makes him mug of own on the other hand he's breaking the law which I respect I would just like to meet him for one night said stop sayin that you're daddy's little girl - the yolk cave I know you're a yo-yo vigilante Petey I admit to being a yo-yo dieter I just can't shake those last 80 pounds but a vigilante that's crazy talk oh is it all right you caught us but it just what had happened we didn't plan it we were a little drunk it was an accident but your mother and I still love you oh wait wrong speech all right how do you know every sound in this house travels through those vents and into my room yeah well if you think you heard Gloria from the car wash in here the other night you did not so you admit you're a vigilante you rat us out and I'll come at you with the full force of a 68 year old man that's you out Oh contraire I want to be the Q to your James Bond the Morgan Freeman to your Batman the Elton to your John I want you to use my crime-fighting stuff check this one out it's a modified stud finder that identifies the guilty and the criminally insane hey it works this is my masterpiece Laser farting gum it's perfect if you're being chased try one what does it do give me your finger I like it plus they'll never be any doubt who doped it the Mountie wants to see us right away hang on I haven't shown you my best one the holographic lady how does that fight crime who cares I'm sorry to drag you out at this time of night but it's about the yo-yo vigilante I think I read something about that some handsome hero running around town stopping bad guys and thumbing his nose at you fed he's no hero it's against the law to take the law into your own hands and I aim to stop him no stop what you got to do with us I need your experience as you may know the legendary take me Dimond is on display at the Regina Museum of stuff and I want you to steal it now you're talking my language not really steal it of course I want you to break into the museum and attempt to steal it when the vigilante arrives to stop you I will swoop in and arrest him you'll see gentlemen sometimes it takes a criminal to catch a criminal ah man you had to go and get her what's in it for us McCool a chance to feel good about doing the right thing Jimmy something I believe you really really want you can't tell me what I want what I really really want all right but you always see it Aaron midnight midnight it is for Canada and getting antiquated lyrics stuck in your head [Music] come find me my hero what are you doing young lady mom you get in the house so unfair I hate you and get me some batteries there's some in my nightstand next to my now mind I'll get it alright I'll be right over there when I give the signal you move in on the diamond that's when the vigilante will surely make his move I hope we catch those guys Jimmy how are we gonna catch those guys we are those guys right well if I catch you I'm gonna let you go you're my nephew for Christ's sake no one's catching anybody it's really simple all we gotta do is sit here until morning cuz nobody's showing up Hey look it's Gina shut up Kuki no Gina busted in McCool look there's a hot girl in a bikini down the hall she's getting away my goodness the vigilante is a woman of course that's why we couldn't find her we were only looking for a man how sexist of us how uncanny daeun how despicable and look at that ass madam you're under arrest Gina what the hell are you doing what's it look like I'm doing I'm taking that diamond what the hell you doing here what are you gonna do it a giant diamond I'm gonna fence it duh no I'm gonna wind up fencing it for you cuz you don't know any fancies it'll be just like the time you got the hamster and I wound up feeding it cleaning its cage walking it then when you didn't want it anymore I'm the one who had to drive it out to a farm in the country pocket homes now I'm gonna let my children steal whatever they want she's gonna make a damn fine mom someday oh no McCool is coming back okay quick what happened the vigilantes got us where were you we could have been hurt yeah it's the damnedest thing the bikini lady just disappeared then I got a call from my captain saying they've captured the vigilante what it was your boss from the Tourism Bureau he confessed a tobe sir thing and visit Regina the hell is that idiot kid doing I don't know me neither oh sweet for once I'm not the Dumber guy this is Pierre Cheech how could they have arrested Toby not only is he not the yo-yo vigilante he's the nicest guy in the world that kind of hurts my feelings Jimmy it's like the whole world has gone topsy-turvy I try to do good so that I can redeem myself and a nice guy goes to jail because of it they'll eat that kid alive in there Cheech our next act of vigilantism is busting Toby out of prison it's so exciting to be bad again oh good whichever this is so a new plan unfolds oh but I love it go outside you little freak give me your wallet all right all right here scream for help or I'll shoot here go home you're useless Theresa what the hell are you doing nothing just meeting guys you're trying to meet the vigilante I told you he's too old for you Teresa Maria Falcone is that a gun it's just a water pistol son of a [ __ ] it's a real gun no wonder it kept leaking give me that thing you get in the house you're grounded god it's like so unfair shake it off cookie shake it off it's just a gunshot wound you've had worse help help I've been shot I need a vigilante nothing [Music] where we do now now wheat you lock and load [Music] [Music] there's a ton of guys in here oh we gotta find ours the modified studmuffin find it do you want to buy some memorabilia I got oj jerseys I got bubblegum cards gloves they're hard to get on but they come off easy how about a knife where'd I put that thing damn I can never find that knife did you know he was a football player before he was a criminal hey come here come on come closer let me put this gun in your mouth and I'll write you a song come on just for fun I've been drinking what could go wrong Jimmy don't look but I think that guys wearing a wig we'll never find Toby with this thing everyone in here is a criminal except the guy we're looking for then we reverse the polarities star trek of you [Music] hey you're the two fellas who got me put in here I didn't do anything I was just jogging with my metrosexual man bag you'd think I haven't used that one I invented I didn't do it his story checks out and all I was trying to do is give you back your stupid monocle hear his story - yeah and I'm in here for trying to save a dog from Michael Vick's car I don't get it everyone I put away was innocent I finally try to do some good and it all goes bad and why am I in my underwear Jimmy look it's the fish man of Alcatraz we gotta find all the people we arrested and set them free not me Jimmy I'm already free this is where I belong these are my people and then Toby eats us man can you imagine if that happened Jimmy you are so high what do you think should we tie these guys up are you out of your mind then the whole story could come true we got to get out of here before we do something good by mistake what about heaven some people are put on this earth to do good Cheech let's get out of here before I need them coming to arrest us that sure was a crazy story Jimmy but let me tell you something [Music] [Music] [Music] he's a big city lawyer he's a West Coast Beachcomber along with their wacky special needs k9 they're two men and half a dog that looks terrible is it me or is everything up here a crappy imitation of stuff they do better in the States codswallop Jimmy oh culture is as strong as a California redwood a BC redwood here's a prime example the Canadian Football League a true original adding Canadian doesn't make it original it just makes it suck well Cheech seems to like it hey there's one of Ryder Nations more dedicated fans I wonder if this guy could be any more dream yes yes he can folks dude what are you doing you're going to connect football games behind my back I go to games I go to rub and tugs I lead a rich and varied life Jimbo it's like invasion of the Body Snatchers yeah one of them a Canadian but it's great 3,000 stead of for bigger field faster more exciting game you're just jealous cause I'm assimilating better than you fine I'll give it a shot can't be worse than Canadian TV [Applause] wait what the [ __ ] is a breakup I know why they picked PT to work at the TV station don't they want someone beautiful on camera I'm just observing from my elective credit I'm not actually on camera Oh too bad said no one but me just now and I can't remember why besides ladies love journalists hopefully they love guys who sit near them as well I don't need to tell anyone with a pulse it this weekend Regina is hosting the Grey Cup that's the football championship named after the fourth Earl of Grey no one gives a [ __ ] due to Sarah McLachlan harshing everyone's buzz at last year's game Sunday's halftime show will be hair metal God's snake hammer oh my god oh my god oh my god I call in now and sing your favorite snake hammer song for a chance to go to the game pregame Bubba we loud in here sure I just want to say hi to the boys see great game fellas way to take it up the middle that's how you found the weak side nice ass Billy fellas this is my nephew Jimmy ah good to meet you thanks Dexter go on yeah that all you got boy so we are for Saturday fellas damn straight Cheech I told the guys if we mailed it did a great cup I'd take them all up for dinner forget dad you're all coming over to our place who's with me [Applause] [Music] ma someone's about to butcher a song by that bad you like many losers in our snake hammer contest this next one's so awful it can only be a sign of the coming apocalypse you're gonna love this they've been playing it all afternoon it's a rainy night got it so better than this kidding oh my god this is you don't you dare tell anyone that's me that was cookie MacDougall cookie MacDougall you are a terrible singer thanks for Fitness India busy schedule Dexter hey man we play in the CFL someone say free food week on the run and what a running game you guys got we don't need it against Toronto that's a world-class City how does that ever meet someone from Toronto within 30 seconds they tell you they're from a world-class City no your keys have a name for Toronto nice try what's going on cook stereos broken who wants more six alive chili no thanks I'm a vegetarian don't worry this ain't real meat it's pigeon oh did you say pigeon good huh I used my seniors discount at the dollar store three is fixed oh Christ Jimmy I don't feel so good are you kidding me pigeon meets oh I suppose His Majesty would prefer seagull the rich man's pigeon [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hey a beak in North Korea that's good luck [Music] Saskatchewan's great Cup dreams took a nightmarish turn today when the entire team fell violently ill nothing means anything anymore I'm going home I'm just supposed to be observing can I at least get some powder football fans are gathered outside with Scott a hospital on the eve of the Grey Cup defensive tackle Dexter Mills urged Ryder nation not to lose faith please let me die sources suggest the team got food poisoning at this area home oh wow that's my house near that house where the bloodthirsty mob is gathered oh poor kid we can't catch a break what the hell sorry Jimmy I thought you was one of them nut jobs trying to get in Jimmy cheats what the heck what are you doing in here McCool you should be outside getting them lunatics off my sidewalk Jimmy if you [ __ ] crossing the Mafia was dangerous wait until Ryder Nations Sobers up enough to get their hands on you excuse my French but c'est tout grow problem I got no idea what you just said well get used to it because that's what you'll be hearing when I put you in double witness protection in northern Quebec oh those guys hate Canada's much as we do if we forfeit you die sincerely the people of Saskatchewan here sorry about the window we enclosed a check for the cost of replacement I think this is for you no one politely threatens me [Applause] make sure he gets his ball back great catch Jimmy great throw McCool great chili-cheese McCool excuse my french but I ain't moving to Quebec ma you gotta snap out of this what I can't hear ya I can't hear anything it's great yeah what those a cheat just sex pillows hi here forever this is the only place I'm safe from that freakin song and those angry snake hammer fans outside don't worry that just here to kill pop for wrecking the gay cop Theresa put on vibrates and mr. Paul crap lace shirts I got a truckload of them what's your size Cheech and I assemble the team to take the right a spot in a great cup yes of course you have very good you do tickle my funny bone Jimmy I'm serious this is the only chance we got to get people on our side and it'd keep them from crapping in our mailbox that's my toilet you'll be slaughtered like cookie slaughtered that song on the radio the alternative is we throw Cheech to the fans and they rip them to pieces it's good to have options premier O'Shea's playing slot back mesh wash wash tight end there's one spot left the Phil McCool and it's gotta be you with your arm and my smarts we can't lose would that I could but I cannot I once had a promising football career but that was all before the injury a concussion so severe for weeks I thought I was a late-night talk-show sidekick so this football player walks into a bar ouch hey who's with me I'm sorry gentlemen I cannot risk another concussion to help you in this ludicrous endeavor fine we'll do it without you I'll be damned if the Grey Cup gets canceled on my watch give me a grand on the Argos what do you mean no screw you Gina despite unseasonable warm minus-35 temperatures the stands at Grey Cup are empty Regina will be out to forfeit momentarily so I will have the evening free ladies a group of middle-aged men posing as the Rough Riders are taking the field and here come the Toronto Argonauts once our city our city bet you wish you eat my chili now oh boy my dad is screwed okay so they're big does that make them better than us yes so they're pro athletes does that make them better than us yes so they're highly skilled hang on let me retake this but I knew most of the answers when you guys are out there getting pulverized I want you to remember what we're playing for endorsement deals Grider pride we're not gonna stand by and be the first team to ever forfeit a Grey Cup who's with me [Laughter] bit of a mixed message but I'll take it [Music] hey what'd you do with my mother I am your mother Gena and it's time I started acting like it is this about that horrible song MA cuz if it is you're overreacting snake hammer was fine when I was in my teens but I'm a grown-up lady now and you know what it says in the Bible oh oh wait I notice uh she just throws a big dinner party yeah and one of the Jonas Brothers betrays him for 30 peanuts of silver no it says you have to put away childish things like rock albums and hopes and dreams and you two are so going to Bible Camp ma you think you're a failure but you've gone viral that was 20 years ago and penicillin took care of it ma now like that video of the toddler with the shotgun or the girl who plays trumpet with her butt flattering as that is I think I'm gonna stick to being an adult from now on no more snake hammer oh my god is he Copperhead from snake Emma I'm looking for the chick who mangled our song yes she is [Music] okay so far so good it's our ball and nobody's dead come on Jimmy let me be quarterback shut up I'm quarterback but I got this play worked out it's a short thing you'll never see it coming let's keep that one in our back pockets for later [Music] you weren't going to start this party without me were you what changed your mind you did Jimmy you stood tall while others kneeled in front of the toilet yakking their guts out come here you crazy son of a [ __ ] if you guys are done Chokin each other's chickens we got some football to play your call McCool fast and loose on two [Music] you okay McCool here's your conditioner making you impotent find out after the break we're back this rider b-squad sure has heart in fact I see one of their hearts on the field now and just ate it there's a hearty meal am i right you're not supposed to be up here terrific lucky we still got this guy the only Rough Rider you didn't almost kill with you chilli because he's a vegetable you mean vegetarian hi now he's a vegetable at the half the stadium appears to be filling up as fans get behind this ragtag bunch or maybe they're just here for snake hammer I hear the lead singer had a few too many backstage he got snake hammered is this thing on search engine dies you take a few nine gotta get back up and give what you got this little lady right here took a beat and didn't let it get her down put your hands together for Turkey that's it oh yeah jagoff get it boys it's a rainy night on the full of heart dr. squishy mellitus good for you cook good for you we're done it's time to throw in the towel I'll do it just show me where they keep the towels you want to give up lie down and die like stinking dogs no I just want to go home why are you gonna make us all so ugly those people out there are starting to believe in us we give up now we're giving up on them and ourselves and all the kids who dream of playing in a league full of guys who couldn't cut it in the NFL those are go nut sacks got you believing that you ain't good enough that you ain't world-class well I say they're wrong if you agree with me I'll see on the field who's with me [Music] so we're going for ribs or what and we're back for the second half Wow my mom performed at halftime my dad's on the team which ones you blow to get this job hey hey yourself give me something I can use I'm dying here [Music] Jimmy change my speech worked Donna no more ride ho let's hit him where it hurts it's time to get in their heads how do we owe them tiny submarine no here's what we're gonna do yo number 10 see NFL calling for you really bad cause now you're stuck tight so when's the last time Toronto hosted the Olympics ball number but we had the Pan Am Games [Applause] that's cubed to subway lines you're about as world-class is Cleveland this gutsy performance has brought rider nation back it doesn't get more exciting than this I am so hard right now hey well question is you CN tower still the tallest building in the world hurt well no [Applause] feeling something Cheech something I ain't felt since we moved up here internal bleeding no it's pride all right let's finish this hey how many years Cicely sweat the cup [Applause] shouldn't someone tell them we lost sure we lost but look at Toronto the miserable well custody work for City come on guys ruin city shut up Doug but Jimmy we still lost the game so what it's what do you call it moral victory but we lost it's not about winning or losing it's how you play the game Oh God no wonder then you turn Canadian don't forget tonight's game will be followed by the second and final episode of two men and half a dog I love the show [Applause] [Music] [Music] No [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It

Views: 1,623,245

Rating: 4.6202884 out of 5

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Id: qh5bLpXBJFY

Length: 61min 17sec (3677 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 01 2018