Fugget About It - Best of Petey (Full Episode Compilation)

[Music] what a movie those were some very realistic decapitations trust me it had an uplifting message don't bang your girlfriend in the creepy graveyard all right give me your wallets a Canadian mugger that's adorable better duty says yeah I don't think so kid Jesus my son owns a rape whistle hey are you running away you're chicken I can't see nothing through this dark oh that's better this guy is like the Special Olympics of crime don't make me shoot you old man change of plans pinhead hand over your wallet here take it and take my bus pass it's still good for six days ooh velcro looks like we got us a real high roller what ash look fake gun suck on his head dispensed where's the professionalism its Punk's like this will give crime a bad name you know Jimmy I've been a mugger but I've never actually been muttered myself it's nice to know how the other half lives that looks fun what's snooping ma peeking over your shoulder to see what you're doing is not snooping Theresa Maria Falcone is that a picture you're drinking a beer no it's um an app it's an app to make it look like I'm drinking the beer and that's enough to make it look like I'm frenching another girl well frat boys cheer us on Theresa why would you do something like that you know how it is after five beers you're on autopilot and flashing a policeman that's autopilot - no that was tequila he was about five five dark clothes wool sock on his head possibly from a right foot something like this relax McCool we took care of the mugger you took care of him well then James danger mcdougal in the name of the crown I have no choice but to place you under arrest for murder not today Coppa come on Jimmy oh I didn't mean that kind of take care of what's wrong with you I meant we stopped the mugger right Gowans ghost PDR clearly and truck from your encounter with a criminal element which is odd considering you're descended from gangsters nonetheless in my estimation the best way to confront your fear is head-on I invite you to come with me on a police ride-along won't it be dangerous this is Saskatchewan it'll be safer than picking daisies get away from there it could explode in any second whoever was behind the wheel likely tried the plates off before they fled the scene good IPD I also found this under the seat ketamine's the driver was a willfully negligent speed freak I'll do a rundown of the serial numbers and see if we can trace this hophead or you could just arrest that guy it's not my fault these long hauls are killing me I didn't mean to run over all those school children school children yeah never mind cover your ears PD I am about to do something most uncanny daeun wait we don't need to use unnecessary violence observe spectacular physics it's nature's policeman come along little trooper where no one turns a blind eye to police brutality hey McCool you lost weight oh what's wrong with your face guess who's gonna be a junior cop what do you mean junior cop I signed up with the provincial internship group of law enforcement trainees my only male heir is gonna be a frickin piglet hey just like cousin Carlo good old cousin Carlos the crookedest cop hole of five boroughs I just need a parent to sign his permission form no son of Mines joining the bacon Brigade McCool said you might feel this way McCool it's bad enough he's got me on the straight and narrow now he's brainwashing my boy you got all the mental you need right here what am I supposed to learn from you plenty robbery extortion pandering I'm like a college of wiseguy knowledge oh for God's sake here you go sweetie thanks mom you're letting him join the paw patrol what kind of parent are you he's just being a rebellious teenager at least he's not getting drunk like his wino sister hey shut up rummy well I ain't living with no 500 well I'll make you look like any accident Gina no karada your brother when did you stop being fun I can't believe Petey's turning his back and I'll weigh a life he's given up pasta no he's rejecting my whole family heritage I rejected mine too when I gutted my father like a goat yeah but Gramps had it coming I guess the wisdom of our ancestors is gonna die with me don't worry Jimmy if you die I'll eat enough pasta for both of us oh no not you guys again I'll give you a head start Punk bye Kenny lieutenant okay muck anyone I totally blew carjacking but never figure out how to be a criminal come with me if you want to learn are you a terminator no kid I'm learnin ATAR enough with the rhymes Jimmy what do you think you are mother Goose all right Betty this will be your room Wow no one's ever been this nice to me thanks mister Jimmy this is nice Jimmy you really giving back to the community if Petey don't want my pearls of gangsta Lee wisdom then I'll pass them on to Benny over there Jimmy I don't often throw around words like hero so I won't I'm just a simple man trying to make the world a worse place one kid at a time [Music] [Music] hail Mary full of grace help me with my daughter's booze problem that's good booze problem try raising the teenager with the power to turn water into wine ah mama mia batsub was permanently stayed purple Jesus was a lush it got so bad we had to put him in AAA ancient Alcoholics Anonymous didn't work little punk refused to acknowledge a higher power no Wade ma I am the higher power yeah the ego on this kid so what did you do I took him down to the Dead Sea and said you turned that into wine and drink every drop he chugged it like a champ said he punched a Centurion trashed the temple and ran off with a [ __ ] from Babylon but he never got drunk again Wow the things they left out of the Bible no kiddin like his brother rusty what and I've said too much [Music] sorry PD I know paperwork is dull but it's a big part of law enforcement oh I love paperwork in fact I just saw some cold cases which ones all of them sweet DaVinci's inquest you saw 27 years of cold cases I could see how they baffle a less intelligent cop but it's all in a day's work for junior officer [Music] he's not with me Teresa we need to talk whoa that is not mine it is now you are going to sit here and drink this until you learned that terrible things alcohol does to a person works for me Cheers that's it drink it up Balki not run through with you you'll never want to look at liquor again this is the Chianti it's nice you want some well since it's already open did I ever tell you how Gina happens you've ever got home from stabbing frederigo to think LME's knowing he wasn't through [Music] you're gonna hide out in Mexico stay away from the señoritas before you know it you'll have eight kids and a job cutting lawns in El Paso what the hell is this now it's my mule McCool lent them to me for being a junior super cop congratulations and as for an ass good one mr. Jimmy ah who are you well since you're so busy being super cop I decided to mentor this wayward kid I gotta take a dump that mr. Jimmy's such a great guy you're lucky he's your dad listen Bernie is it you probably think you're special to my dad but he's using you just like he used cheech's Mexican stepkids to work his lawn care racket in El Paso Oh cheap please don't go back to New York get back to work so mr. Jimmy's just using me why to get back at me and once he's done he'll drop you're right back in the gutter tell him not to bother I can drop myself in the gutter mas you should not be driving shut up I'm going to the store for wine and breath mints in case I get pulled over ma'am have you been drinking step out of the vehicle ma'am I'm fine um ma'am you're under arrest for drunk driving what the hell are you doing sir I have the situation under control I need you to step back I'm gonna step into your ass if you don't take off those bracelets you were warned sir PD you should be ashamed busting your own mother and father I was just following procedure you threatened an officer of the law do the crime do the time pop what are you doing something I should have done a long time ago this is madness following the letter of the law is one thing but pepper spraying your own father twice is conduct unbecoming a piglet you are so done playing CSI Regina no I'm not mom signed the permission form I can be a piglet as long as I want permission revoked come on Jimmy mama wants a cheeseburger sorry Petey I'll need your Hut uniform and badge and your mule [Applause] [Music] what the hell is it just me or is the house roomier holy crap Betty friggin robbed us the kid learned good he even took the vent covers I am so proud of that even lying lowdown dirty bastard too bad I gotta kill him [Music] Betty stole my laptop Bennie stole all my shoes then he stole my daughter DVDs what when I deal with the cartels Betty didn't take none of my stuff my 8-track since I'm master right where I left them too bad you got me kicked off the force or I'd totally catch him and get our stuff back don't even talk to me pepper spray patty fine enjoy sitting on your invisible couch watching invisible TV what's he talking about I don't see no invisible couch why happen last night did I do this no but you did dude this Jesus Mary and Joseph what kind of role model am i adenomas you tell me I can't believe Benny stole from me after I treated him like my own son it's reach the wrong son like crap well there you go I treated him better than my own son we don't need PD to find this clown we'll do it our way where's Betty who where's Benny what's a Benny where's Benny ash sorry sister watch language you know Jimmy as nuns go she was actually pretty here gentle [Music] hey Petey I decided to forgive you for pepper spray and me can't find Benny huh I'm out of leads on this one I can't help you I'm not a junior cop anymore from what I heard you were the best junior cop this town's ever seen where'd you hear that down at the station when I was signing you back up for piglet really that's awesome wait a minute you're not using me to get back at Benny are you maybe a little well good cuz I wanna bust that son of a [ __ ] but if we're gonna do this we do it my way by the book you got it this is gonna be great just you and me it'll be like an 80s buddy cop movie he's a hotshot mini cop with a mega mind he's a retired wise guy who just wants his couch back chief I ain't his kid's babysitter no you're his new partner you do it more by the book you do it less by the book [Music] Jimmy Falco baby Falco in Jimmy's way he's long fine Jimmy's way all right we agree on a title now let's quit wasting time and catch this guy Oh God this goddamn headache time to rub it in huh well go on tell your mother what an ass she made of myself actually seeing you wasted with a real eye opener I can see how drinking too much can turn someone into a total loser a total loser really you mean it ma I swear no booze until I'm 19 21 we're in Canada it's 19 here 18 if I go to Manitoba and go back it's like 12 you go have fun but if a frat boy gives you a drink make him take the first sip thanks MA 12 man them French know how to live I can't believe you track Betty down so fast how'd you do it forensics informants you hire a psychic no I found them selling our stuff on Craigslist way to go Columbo and my outfits essential to the plan right cuz if not you're grounded you must be ignorant Brunhilde Brunhilde yeah you're grounded which one of you is Ingmar Yahya that's me my wife and I are looking to buy an entire house full of stuff I got a house full of stuff to sell all this stuff is tacky crap so I'll give it to you cheap you agreed by the book oh right sorry son mr. Jimmy oh that hurt hey I taught him that move pop he's getting away don't worry I got this oh [Applause] it's just like that game with the mousetrap what's it gold mousetrap DD no do it by the book screw the book this time it's personal wasn't it always personal good for you kid he's a dumbass Punk but he don't deserve to die you did the right thing he could walk away from that maybe not pop stay with me hop hop we're not that different sure I'll never be a crook but I'm still your son pop pop [Music] [Applause] [Music] boom knock it off sheesh it ain't funny anymore all right doc says I can go that was some interesting police work Jimmy it was all PD and he would have brought Benny in if that plane hadn't somehow got to him first so McCool you got to give him his mule back yes about that unfortunately Petey won't be reinstated as a piglet last he was so good he was making the other cops look bad and that's my job no one laughed at work either that's okay I think I've had enough of police work and let's face it cops donors [Laughter] [Music] [Music] only four weeks left the summer break you can do this cookie you can totally do this yo ma grunts so what get up off your butts and go buy some on but we want to find out if this broad says yes to the dress Kel got anything more see-through what a day I'm running out of ways to look busy at work nice example Jimmy no wonder the kids laze around all day take it easy lazing around is what summer break is for now how about some pork rinds for daddy we ate them all you kids bum around all day on my sofa watching my TV eating my pork rinds and you can't even bother to tell your mother to go and buy more that's it you're all getting summer jobs hey where'd they go you get your resume together I can't get a job I've been fired from everyone I've ever had welcome to the meat pit before you order here's a video of where your hamburger came from would you care for fries with your massacre the only place aren't fit to work is in a science lab or perhaps some sort of theoretical think-tank so if you'll excuse me not so fast you're coming with me Steve no jobs congratulations Petey you had the best and only application and our summer hiring spree [Music] you're gonna be pointing out all the exciting Regina landmarks has our summer tour bus Barker go put all them acting classes to work kid Teresa took the acting classes don't you know me at all Whoopie Summers officially begun you're a tour buff McCool ah there's nothing like being regaled with Regina tantalizing history in an open-top bus whilst the wind tickles your scalp welcome to showbiz PD no stop so here's a travel mug to pee in and if you look to your left you'll see one of Regina's most prestigious grain elevators he mentioned the grain that's been elevated here and this one is red sexy and now we will end with a dip in Regina is historical municipal outdoor pool that's the whole tour two grain elevators in a swimming pool look everyone there's a jellyfish in the pool no that's a tampon so how was the job hunt oh it was brutal yeah yeah we had to fill out applications in like triplication do I smell fake butter topping ah those popcorn crumbs ah ha movie tickets you weren't out looking for jobs you were out seeing paranormal activity 10 st. a different house it was a scary documentary that wasn't real Theresa sucker oh there's tons of suckers out there who want to connect with the spirit world here we go back in my madam scam Mia days I fleeced marks every which way from Sunday yeah how we can make money off of that paranormal crap no way I'm touching ghost poo how are you not in Soma school right now I slipped my homework in with Petey's he does it without even noticing does anyone know how many pounds of grain one of these elevators can hold anyone why'd you keep it down thank you sir he was talking to you I can see just about anything it wouldn't matter this park on your right is where a real Bigfoot was seeing drunk snacking on a number of small dogs and this wheat field is known as area 55 because a UFO crashed here back in the 50s the aliens were buried and the next year the crop was blue next up we're heading to regina x' most deadly deciduous otherwise known as the murder tree oh can we have a picnic there sure but it might make a picnic of you sorry folks this tour is home but there will be another one tomorrow wowsers PT's really turn the tour around people actually care what my know-it-all kid has to say we can finally crack open the I heart Regina shirts and wear them without people laughing at us kanya at your service oh thank god it started yesterday just after your pamphlet conveniently appeared in our mailbox please help us silence spirits announce yourselves ah the spirit is really pissed about something you did in your past oh god is this about the elderly man I ran over in college and blamed on my boyfriend who then committed suicide in prison uh yes and it'll be 300 bucks to bust this ghost sorry sorry sorry I met 600 [Applause] great news everyone this has all been a terrible dream Regina tourism numbers are through the roof thanks to the initiative of one particular employee premier O'Shea has commissioned yours truly to announce a promotion for the aforementioned go-getter I owe it all to the executive success self-awareness rodeo at Lake wasps casue introducing the new staff supervisor of regina tourism Petey mcdougal huh Petey I knew I should have signed up for the self-esteem booster Derby stupid Toby stupid stupid stupid now that you're running the office Petey you may want some help running the tours someone with a deep passion for Regina history and 96 vacation days saved up hint hint no no I'm still running the tours I wouldn't want you exposing my lies I mean wasting your time you might be my boss but you're not the boss of me oh it's time for me to avoid confrontation Agnes you ready for another bus tour look at you rising to the top of Regina tourism but once my pride in you outweighs my shame thanks but the other employees seem a bit disgruntled could you smooth things over for me sure thing and you know what's great about you being my boss I don't have to go in sick no more I can just shout from the couch you're funny thanks Bob who's joking yo tops I know my family taking over the business comes as a shock very perceptive percept ikonn give the kid a chance will ya you'll wants the guy on top it's not his fault you blew it well now that I'm not the boss anymore I guess I can finally let my hair down schnapps it's peach - BT whatever look at all this money I can finally buy myself an unicorn those things are extremely rare you ain't buy-in nothing we gotta talk about this or she'll try and horn in so keep your Yap shut I won't say nothing as long as you cut me in the only thing I'll be cutting is your tongue out Oh cookie all right fine but you better pull your weight I'm already carrying one useless [ __ ] on this caper yeah Oh cookie I said all right what are you doin nothin it's time for my bad just talking about your best son who's my boss I ever had is this what you meant by getting Toby on my side you're drunk you're drunk it smells like peaches beans and insubordination in here knock knock who's there I'm writing you both up for drinking on the job that's an article 48 and breaking wind in front of a superior that is a 22 we're just toasting to celebrate your promotion tell it to the naughty corner MacDougall ain't sittin in no naughty corner and since when do we have a naughty quarter shut it things better change around here or the staff will Agnes I just article 26th in your purse [Music] I'm sorry pop but I had to make an example of someone you humiliated me in front of everybody go to your room you're grounded you can't ground me I'm your boss at work you're the boss at home I'm the boss oh yeah well just you wait till we get to work tomorrow yeah you just wait till we get home from work tomorrow which will be around midnight because you'll be working late [Music] see I gave you a boost I'm already paying for myself you could make scary a noise as then that you sound like pop putting on his shoes I'm stuck get me out of here go on bring back our little butterball I got scared out there alone I hear this house is haunted just back out so we can start the scam I'm going the psychic happy birthday former subordinate Jesus that thing's more fireball than cake how old are you what's this an office birthday party why wasn't I invited I like cake I like singing do you know what vagina tourism includes everyone in birthday celebrations everyone or no one I [ __ ] hate that guy I gotta live with him that must be about as fun as a chapped ass on a long bike ride let me tell you something about boss man he once created an app named Roxy to call his phone every day so people would think he had a girlfriend mr. big shots too good for blow-up dolls and get this he still sleeps with plastic sheets I stopped wetting the bed in my 20s oh it gets better whenever he watches scary movies he has to sleep in our bed all right McDougald I've had it with your attitude you're fired what oh hey Roxy now's not a good time can I call you back babe [Music] cook we're out of pork rinds so go to the store and get some but I want to see if she says yes to the dress that dad's a cheapo and I think he's about to have a stroke huh there he goes what a day someone pooped in my guest guess I owe Tobi five bucks can you turn on the news please I get your feet off the couch but my big fat Alaskan gypsy lumberjack wedding is on next when you work all day you can watch whatever moronic show you want that's not fair Petey for Christ's sake just hire your father back why would I hire a guy who thinks the photocopier is an ass camera yeah well I wouldn't go back even if you paid me and by the way I'm still getting paid of course you are it's a Canadian government job how do you drink this stuff [Music] where's Mademoiselle Konya I left her a message hours ago I'm calling again I told you we shouldn't have left our phones in the car the last thing we need is you textin some meathead boy toy while we're working don't be stupid Big Mike can't read I'm starving Oh get us out of here lose a little weight there's no plus side to being trapped in here old houses have so much character if these walls could talk well they're talking now Dan happy you hear that you had your freaking phone the whole time I was saving the battery for selfies who you calling rook before you do anything bring us a jumbo cheese and answer me [Music] Toby Agnes I need us to pull together as a team okay there is no I in team but she can't spell me with part of it and Tom with the other part great news PT premier O'Shea once the tour's bumped up to 12 a day what I suppose this means a few Regina after dark tours sounds positively tantalizing for Canada we're lusting over a moonlit green elevator is about to become a thing is he kidding you guys are really gonna have to pull up your socks wait where are you going to the liquor store to pop her socks yeah dick jeez Kate you look terrible don'ts the heart I'm not in the mood look I'm not saying this is a disgruntled former employee that you totally screwed over I'm saying this as your pop you gotta quit I can't I just can't sure you can you walk into your old office you drop a deuce on the desk and you strut out like a man what's so hot about because I lied I made up fake Regina history so the tour would be more exciting yeah bull crap the whole thing I'm impressed if my lies are exposed I'll be a laughingstock I'm just gonna have to run the tour for the rest of my life you're being a little dramatic I'm glad to see them acting lessons paid off that was Theresa huh goodbye Ivy League PhD scholarship hello basement apartment and TV dinners in my dirty underwear that reminds me where's Cheech look I'm proud of your son you rose to the top on lies and you'll do anything to protect a scam just like a true Falcone but yeah poor kid seriously though where the hell's Cheech where the hell is everybody ah yes the spirits are present and they are poor things don't know they crossed over probably died cuz they cut the wrong person out of a job can you get rid of them yes but you must leave this place so I have a clear channel with the little shits I mean spirits you know I should leave you three up there to rot for not cutting me in on this it was them cook I begged I pleaded but they wouldn't have a nice impression to pop ya rats I've been running spirits scams longer than all yeah fine sorry the get us out of here we'll give you 30% 7050 have a nice afterlife wait don't go 80% we got a deal deal Shh get ready to cross over to the other side rumor has it he hoots were the wheat pirates buried their treasure before sailing back to Alberta what is it pop too bad the bus didn't start hot Sun you're welcome what are you talking about I got to start a cable so you wouldn't have to do the tour no bus no tour bingo bango you're off the hook I'm driving the bus right now with a bunch of tourists in fact I just drove through a red light whoo pop you cut the brake line well I cut something and would appreciate a thank you that's the floor they shot that in accordingly I'm gonna hop it on that bed Oh candy get the bunch of zombies in that house Oh zombies it's okay pop this isn't that Phineas bus I don't know what that means it's a boat yeah y'alright game better than the boss oh my god hungry I suppose the lesson here is that one should never lie to get ahead in a work situation the lesson is you should always have a full guide ablai in case you get caught no it's that you should never cut your mother out of a good scam would you shut up we can't hear the TV pick up can dress already they're all the same this dress is so tight say yes oh god yes yes to the dress I promised myself I wouldn't cry [Music] [Music] hey tee I know what's going on in there and it sure ain't clean your son's in there pile-driving his crotch into a coma bust the door down why would you want to see that oh my god he must have fainted from shame between you and me jerk Cousteau that is not how you masturbate so what the heck is in ocean lab 6 it's a three month undersea education program I was accepted to but it's prohibitively expensive I was underwater so no one would see my tears when it comes to my kids there's no such thing as prohibition lis expensive how much we talking whoa yeah that ain't happening I've never had to say this in my life but I can't afford that nice going now your father's drowning his sorrows in hot sauce you selfish little prick leave him alone it's not his fault I'm a workaday schmuck who can't afford underwater nerd school top of that I went ruined my breakfast I can help with Whittle em problems I used to make this for dong Gambini the man was a notorious over Spicer he'd cover his cannelloni in pepper flakes and any piss and moan about how hard it was and when he pissed and moaned chefs lost a thumbs holy crap these taste like eggs again the spice is gone like I said behind the dog's back you're welcome you whiny [ __ ] I think you got the solution to your money problem right there cookies right we could use this to explore every Indian restaurant in town Pam or the vindaloo gets it haven't you idiots figured out there's legal ways to make a buck course not luckily I have now let's go take that spice out of life I thought your family could afford ocean lab Teresa's always got so much expensive closing jewelry she gets those from men I'm not supposed to tell my parents about my family's taking me camping this weekend to cheer me up hey do you wanna come on maybe we could comfort each other in our time of mutual disappointment I literally have no experience in this area so I'm just gonna ask are you coming on to me no silly why would I do that what are you even talking about yes well then I'd love to go camping in fact I've already pitched my tent [Applause] welcome to scorpion times the publicly-funded show that provides investment opportunities for private venture capitalists [Applause] what happened to you oh no I over spiced my food it's burning a hole in my tongue Jimmy you're supposed to be at work Agnes get back to the office quit what if someone needs a map hey lady them spice is hot enough for use my name is neutralizer and I'm here to say I'm gonna take down this place from your spices away yeah sit down Ming's right just tell us about the product so we can rip your new one it's spice neutralizer you sprinkle it on overly spicy food and it kills the heat but not that taste who's your target market mangia cake white people who can't handle a little pepper what are your stance tiga hey where's am I married to you once you look terrible cheat oh great I walk out on you you bad man what's your business plan to make a crap ton of money and send my kid to space I import knockoff yoga pants Belgium video game is spices I'm out bad idea as an Irish Canadian I wasn't even aware food could be spicy I'm out I like this idea but I don't want to invest in it I prefer to license it from you what's that mean it means I do all the work consume all the risk hey you have the profits and you do nothing you've always wanted to do nothing Jimmy olopa less than nothing are you serious pop you got the money yep looks like you are gonna be sleeping with the fishes I know you didn't mean that the usual way but I still peed my pants a little what am I gonna tell Anna she invited me camping so we can forget our ocean lab disappointment could you just enjoy something for once what she don't know won't hurt her howdy sir I'm Ron Anna's dad this is my wife Bathsheba I hope you're up for a rollicking kick in the pants adventure in the wilds of Saskatchewan PD and don't worry I'll see there's no hanky or panky between these kids we'll keep things as chaste and pure as our Lord Jesus I'd say have fun but that's clearly off the table Bathsheba stop staring at the man like a harlot okay let's hit the road thanks for coming fede I need at least eight inches between you two back here move your keister over son let's pass the time with music we're going to the mansion on the happy day Express and the letters on the engine are Jes us what do you mean Aeolus the spice neutralizer recipe wait Dean's gonna be here any minute just write it down again I would but I can't remember I only got so much room up here I can't remember eyes the whole recipe and the names of all the hobbits crap that's Wheaton maybe it's in my other page you don't have other pants okay okay I'll scratch for the pants off the list but that is a lot of zeros let's count them again one two if I didn't know better I think you were stalling me for some reason he's on to us okay look cheats lost the formula we'll find it we just need time but I've already bought factories and hired sweatshop workers spice neutralizer launches next week I'm having several spice girls neutralized to mark the occasion touch ginger anakata you have till Monday to produce that formula otherwise I'll have to sue you for misrepresentation so Jimmy it's nothing personal just business you can't say that that's my people say how does he do that cheat if you don't remember that formula Wheat Thins gonna take us for everything we got I got this Jimmy trust me do you mean trust me trust me of you trust me the nice one she loses it someone stole it and I bet it was that Ming broad from scorpion time that's classy blame me Asian and everything though would be a teacher's ex-wife how much more motive does she need she's right you know what they say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned are we still in Canada I don't see this campground anywhere on the map if you're not on the map the government can't find you and forcibly re-educate you with the lies of the Antichrist I see I'm just gonna retire to my tent for the rest of the weekend oh we don't use tents we're sleeping an old Archie Bunker here do me a favor son take that bag of automatic weapons from the roof rack inside you don't mind if I call you son do you we're facing Armageddon together that makes us family uh what I'll go set up a perimeter oh darn I forgot the razor wire oh well we'll have to rely on prayers and homemade frag mines to keep Satan away Anna I'm trying very hard not to freak out but have I been kidnapped sorry every few months mom and dad drag me out here to wait for the end times I couldn't face another rapture fail without someone rationally to talk to so you picked me oh that's just great wait you think I'm rational that's the hardest thing that girls ever said to me Petey you're downright logical oh and don't worry about my family they're nutty but harmless Petey the Bible says it's an abomination for a man to lie with another man so you can't sleep with me in the men's quarters thankfully it says nothing to pull black-market assault rifles anyway you'll be bunking with Anna what a friend we have in Jesus Jesus all right me and Jimmy or muscle that formula away from Ming you gals go home sync up your cycles we're not send it to goons in to intimidate a small-boned lady it needs a woman's touch give me the formula toits or I'll rip your lips off see this mom what the hell big crazy beats talking about I'm talking Russian roulette with an automatic unless you start singing hell yeah bid all my life the formulas gotta be stashed around here someplace she comes from a very crafty culture isn't that a little racist Cheech talk to me when you spent three weeks in a Chinese finger trap that's wrong I feel like I've been maced nah mace feels worse than this see damn it Cheech what the hell is wrong with you I'm trying Dale it's Preta point still not as bad as mace but bar finish up those k-rations kids they'll keep for 600 years but they do get stale how's that filtered urine PD someone just volunteered for first watch tonight PD if anyone tries to get in shoot first and beg the Lord's forgiveness later that's a joke you will need forgiveness for slaughtering whatever unholy abomination comes knocking oops forgot the urine filter I know this isn't what you expected PD but Wentz mom and dad go to sleep maybe we can have a fumbling session of heavy commiserating about ocean lab very heavy and very fumbling oh god you talk so sexy oh there's plenty more inexperienced innuendo where that came from I'm Oh Shea did it dead leprechaun always wins about not making enough money from the TV show all right thanks Ming sorry I pointed a gun at your head oh that's nothing compared to Canadian immigration Oh Theresa did it that's just great now she's suing us - way to go Cheech how is this in any way my fault going on that crazy TV show was cookies I did don't blame Maius a Koosh guys guys calm down we all know this is Petey's fault no it's mom pops for having a Brainiac for a son yeah if he was a [ __ ] like the rest of us this would've never happened I screw you guys I'm gonna go talk to O'Shea myself unlike you idiots I know how to get things done you're supposed to blow up the other guy's comm is to get things done I'm telling you McCool O'Shea's behind this are you suggesting the premier is embroiled in some sort of spice neutralizer conspiracy that's preposterous so you're not gonna help us Oh contraire Jimmy I'll see this through to the end my first step spending nine hours on hold with your government sponsored insurance company for Canada where no fault liability means everyone gets screwed equally [Music] jigs up Oh Shay we know about your problems with scorpions hive how'd you find out let's just say ping told us she knows after she swore I didn't talk in me sleep you slept with my wife oh we only cuddled with me pain a sinner who gives us you were married three days I've only had this shirt three days I still don't want him sticking his dick in it now give us what we want O'Shea security get in here I've got some trash to take out oh right don't crack a window there's something I should tell you my pop got enough money together to send me to ocean lab I thought we were sharing our mutual sorrows but you are just practicing holding your breath it's not like that Anna I just didn't know how to tell you dad warned me about privileged rich boys who tried to take advantage of innocent girls try no-bid yes but I like you Anna badder it's a roving band of liberals seeking to feast on our Bibles and unborn babies don't be afraid to kill anyone PD the Bible says it's okay more often than not play the numbers son always play the numbers [Music] I thought I told you girls to stay home aren't you glad we don't listen to you very often Teresa followed O'Shea he's meeting with Baez come on whoa one more step when I get a free coffee everything's coming up cheats I'll have to see the money before I can commit to anything here cheap sleazy bastards oh that's where my flashlight went not so fast Oh shake you're too late you jackasses it's done you can't sell stolen property Oh God listen to me Yeah right violence never sold anything this is getting weird the deal's off now look what you did you blow me chances screw you O'Shea that spice neutralizer recipe belongs to us what the hell are you talking about your giant bloody festering debt I was about to sign a deal with a rival Network for my own investment show piranha Creek I thought you was trying to extort me for what if scorpions I found out about piranha Creek before I jump ship they'd know the flesh off the deals meaty bones wait which one have uses the piranha it's Canadian television Jimmy we all are oh Christ now I'm stuck on that little paying show Hey would you look at that look at her indeed Tammy's mom is looking pretty fine how do you like that PT the Gupta family here was under the impression the age of Kali Yuga was ending that's the Hindu apocalypse between you and me these cooks put the mental and fundamental everyone knows the end of times is a Christian Armageddon sorry about the gunshot wound mr. Gupta that's the thing with timeshare apocalypse bunkers they're affordable but the scheduling is a pain in the rough I'll go take down the perimeter I'm glad no one stepped on a frag mine that could have been very messy lucky I'm good at digging mass graves please God tell me that was a joke it won't be one day Anna listen I'm sorry I didn't tell you about ocean lab and I'm sorry I called you a heretic so will I see you at school no mom saw us making out and now she wants to send me away until the baby comes what I know but guess where they're sending me seems to be gone if I pass out before we reach the hospital be sure to refuse the transfusion going somewhere Toby you've come for vengeance make it quick what the face open casket boss gonna rub mother's feet calm down pull yourself together Thank You Jimmy I deserve that and probably that too now you're just doing it for fun stop it Jimmy mica how you stole my formula didn't you yes at the TV studio I knew Jimmy would quit Regina tourism once he got rich I couldn't face work without my best friend in the whole wide world Oh me but I had a change of heart and let the recipe in your car mom insisted on coming with me it was too late to put out the fire so I grabbed mom stopped dropped and rolled her we took off but you saved the recipe right no it went up with your car not great I'm screwed thanks a lot you stupid son of a [ __ ] lucky it's easy to remember baking soda flour vanilla extract and a dash of cumin I don't know why that was so hard to remember Cheech oh yeah go on ask me which one's Frodo I have your brand-new SUV courtesy of Saskatchewan government insurance Canada's worst driver I must have lifted in gear put on a pot of coffee cookie I'm going back on hold go cook I got PD on Skype Google I'll take care of him I hope you kids are being good down there under the sea well I won't lie to you ah getting screwed in a submarine it's like he's in the Navy for real [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It

Views: 1,985,735

Rating: 4.5724177 out of 5

Keywords: fuggetaboutit, fugget about it, Theresa Maria Falcone, Gina Falcone, fugget, mob cartoon, fugget about, forget about it, mob tv show, canadian mob show, canadian mob cartoon, Jimmy Falcone, Cookie Falcone, Uncle Cheech, falcone, falcone mob, Special agent Strait McCool, Best of Petey Compilation, Full Episodes, Full Episode Compilation

Id: OnFUU38Kw40

Length: 61min 53sec (3713 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 24 2018