Fugget About It 201 - The McFrugals (Full Episode)

hey don't I'm Gina Falco you can put a gun to my head but I ain't calling myself mcdougal my pop used to be the capo and I knew you were crying Finn that was great everywhere I went I was treated with respect hey Gina good to see you kid here's a hundred get yourself a lollipop I talked with that dentist of yours you won't be getting any more cavities that was all about the egg that's my uncle cheek started shooting mouth or ordered a hit on him but my pop didn't have the stones to do it so while pop was back in the jaw on the spare cheech's life I decided to make my bones and pasties chapped and then pop had to go and screw it up I guess pop did have stones just not a lot of brains and that's how we wound up in ladyparts Saskatchewan it's okay to say it sweetie Regina but if you think I like being here you go Oh language what the [ __ ] wrong with you friends of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the couple with the Gambini a when we found out they'd be working on footage they take the boss he threw him from the 19th floor sweet you were so much a long till the mob on once in dead Jimmy had no choice so much too talkative all the beds the bonds and move to Saskatchewan forget about are you still dialing the phone by hand oh I am because sometimes not point because you just can't be bothered that's me I hate pointing with super finger you'll never have to lift a finger again oh that's welcome to super finger enter your credit card number now wait a minute we don't have a credit card enter your credit card number now I said I don't have a credit card do you take cash sure really no I'll give you a super finger Jimmy do you know what I do all day when you're at work that's between you and dr. oz I drive around town paying our bills in cash I'm tired of living like this and I'm sick of lugging this around don't you think it's time we got a credit card what are you talking about you got lots of those none with my real name on them besides my cool took them away like it's a crime to use someone else's credit card yeah you don't want one of them what if someone steals it buys an Asian bride off the internet Jimmy I want to live beyond our means like normal people alright cook if you want a credit card so bad I'll get you one how do you get a credit card that's easy you steal a lady's purse should take her card by the boom bada bing I mean legitimately I got nothing Oh for Christ's sake you open a bank account fine I'll dig up the nest egg and put it in a bank you know got a yellow G give me a shovel Oh problem mean job ha ha in layman's terms the annual percentage EES I never been in a bag from one tree a half minutes boy I miss those days so what do you think sir I think I could take this place in about two and a half I meant in terms of interest hey I'm here ain't I so did you want the low-risk interest rate of 0.1 percent or did you want to lock it in at 6 so I can have point 1 or 6 percent that's right I'll take the 6 and you better have it by Friday sorry old habits your deposit slip my life savings for a piece of paper and they call me a gangster holy Sh cookie I got you a little something yes a credit card my favorite piece of plastic that doesn't 5 right listen up everyone I learned a valuable lesson at the bank today we're richer than we think what are you talking about it's easy yeah the nest egg I dug up from the odd with the money I stashed under the furnace minus the cash I sent to that Nigerian prince and it equals don't you dare Oh Jimmy you gotta try this caviar and truffle sandwich it's 600 bucks every time I take a bite and it tastes just like chicken nah I'm to fall from the narwhal soup we didn't spend too much yesterday did we not at all we mostly essentials hit that right Percy what the hell my credit cards declined last time someone declined me I put the head in a vise run it again same thing what's the problem what's the problem I'll tell you the problem I got some [ __ ] on my ass asking what the freaking problem is I don't believe this Jimmy give me some cash any chance we could run a tab a super finger oh I so want one of those mr. MacDougal your money is locked in for a period of no less than six months due to the high interest rate I explain this all to you in great detail isn't there anything you can do how about alone you know what good for it I'm sorry mrs. mcdougal but our records indicate that you recently went on an insane spending spree and are now a significant credit risk Jimmy what are we gonna do What did he say cook holy crap we're broke so now that all my money's locked up I need you to float me for the next six months I'm sorry Jimmy but it's against witness protection rules after we set you up with your first job your financial well-being is your own concern I would love to offer you a personal loan that's great but I'm afraid I am on a strict budget not only do I support horse myself and a village of Bushmen orphans but every remaining dollar goes to my poor aging mother and her insanely expensive bengay addiction so you can't do nothing for me au contraire my friend I can give you something even better than money more money no a money tree no a money factory no what the hell is better than money if you see happiness or religion I'm out of here a vigorous pep talk at times like this a man has to reach deep down inside himself to find out what makes him a man to find wherein lies the root of his true character let me read you a letter from one of my orphans hmm back my couch away Jimmy horse back to the zoo with you mister all right everyone listen up it looks like we're having a small cashflow problem if someone ain't paying up I say go for the knees snide Gina your mother thinks we got to live economical for a while so we're gonna have to cut back on a few things Theresa that means no new clothes you mean no new clothes today right Gina no betting on long shots but old glue factory the fluff is looking real good and Shh no more booze for a while well I had a good run someone spot me a bullet I'll pay you back this is great now we can implement all the green initiatives I've been suggesting it'll force us to reduce our carbon footprint we have to buy smaller shoes now to throw this I know how to make money Theresa you will no I'd have sex for money mom it's so unfair now you kids listen to your mother I gotta run I'm teeing off in an hour Jimmy you march right down to that Tourism Bureau and get your job back and you can forget about golf no my golf she's uncool and sloppy seconds on that bullet can't believe we have to write the bus we're turning into those people who bring bags to the store because I can't afford plastic mass transit is good for the environment and reduces co2 emissions it's so unfair okay daddy expect us to live on zero dollars a day that's almost nothing what's the matter what you two didn't listen off a pop like forever me I've been earning from myself since preschool you want something in this life you take it simple as that she's right not about the stealing of course but there are things we can do to make our own money like collecting bottles for recycling really tell me more well recycling saves resources reduces smog the money parts they pay for bottles so we can earn money and save the planet at the same time driver take me to where we save the planet sure it's one-stop pass where we end world hunger stupid kid morning um Jimmy I don't think he's already can't talk a lot of work to do gotta put the old nose in the grindstone sir oh I'm sorry Jimmy but didn't you quit what quit what are you kidding I love this job I love whatever it is we do here I'm sorry but you were very clear that you wanted to terminate your employment Toby that's not my ass my ass is in color Jimmy as much as I'd like to give you your job back we've already hired someone else so fire him no can do last time I did that his union was all over me so did Toby give me your job back yeah Cheech my first day back and he gave me the day off well it looks like I gotta find some other job good thing you got the day off you don't know what it's like out there Jimmy it's dog-eat-dog people kill each other to climb the corporate ladder do you look the wrong way somebody stabbed you in the back hey wait a minute you know exactly what it's like out there yeah I do who knows maybe I'll get one at UPS CEO jobs where I can screw up and ask for a bailout I'm gonna get a job too attaboy Cheech you think I got a good voice for phone sex Oh mom oh no Gina we're not poor we're just a little light right now that's an actual thing something deadbeats said when they don't want to pay no it's an actual thing so if you're not generic crap grumpy Green Giant can buck a hindrance room-temperature pockets buys this stuff immigrants and hobos honey don't forget the elderly no one's talking to yoke pots Theresa just because it's called dumpster diving doesn't mean you actually have to dive I know can you believe this is the only job we could get I got 20 years experience running a family business but no frickin references you know who'd have been a good reference Don Gambini he thought the world of you tell you welcome welcome to blue ball rants boys what we do here is extract bull semen for export and how exactly do we do that same way you do at home you mean in front of the window with the neighbors watch it Oh God my arm is tight your arm 32 bucks that's it a broad who does the same job gets at least 80 bucks an hour 100 if she doesn't like Cheech I still don't understand what your job is Jimmy I don't bring my work home unless it gets on my shirt well you gotta find something else we're barely scraping by we can't pay our bills and now the Sheep is eating dog food it makes my coat shiny cook this is temporary we'll get through it have I ever let you down not until now you haven't what's this a pawnshop ticket i hocked my engagement ring to buy groceries you did what well someone has to provide for this family and right now that someone ain't you I can't believe he sold it without talking to me I was hungry I couldn't think straight I know things are bad but look on the bright side they can't possibly worse and they just got worse Jesus Jimmy I'm blind this is what we get for messing with them bulls are you kidding me what I saw candles I thought romance was in the air along with a hint of lavender that's Cheech burn in furniture to stay warm and you can forget fooling around the mortgage company's breathing down our necks if we don't pay on time we lose the house 10 minutes of sweaty groping ain't gonna help can't hurt what so now you won't sleep with me cuz I got no money I won't sleep with yet cuz I got no ring and it'd be a sin what about our vows for richer and for poorer I'm an Italian girl from Brooklyn I crossed my fingers during the poor apart what about during the Obey Pot yeah I'm sleeping on the couch a night hey where'd you get all that money do I ask you about your business listen kid you think you could loan me a few bucks I might be able to help you though there are life savings at 80% what that's crazy that's highway robbery that's that's my girl you don't mind my saying pop you stupid pretty low borrowing money off a kid tell me about it but I don't know what else to do get out there pull some jobs this banks liquor stores convenience stores credit unions and that's just robberies you could be out there runnin numbers damp in broad sellin protection but instead just sitting around like a schmuck I don't even know you anymore geez maybe she's right I got it Jimmy I've been concerned about your descent into abject poverty how are things to be honest which is hard for me around cops not too good you're not considering a return to a life of crime are you to be dishonest which is way more up my alley no not at all take solace Jimmy sweet mother Canada stands at the bottom of the abyss waiting to cradle you in the silky embrace of her social safety net say again in American tomorrow I want you to march down to the Service Canada office and apply for employment insurance what the hell is that it's just like unemployment insurance except they put a positive spin on the name so the indigent don't feel like enormous blood sucking leeches which of course they are not who SOT what trust me Jimmy your adopted nation has your back Canada where you can get money for nothing but the chicks aren't free I'm not sure about this I love experiments I just don't want to be experimented on if you don't PT they'll do it on an innocent little animal okay okay I'll do it great how'd it go I feel surprisingly fine at first I was scared but after the probe everything went dark and great where do we get paid will there be any side effects from this absolutely not I'm sorry sir it says here you quit your full-time job which means you're ineligible for employment insurance Oh me I didn't quit I quit see you tell me I don't even qualify for a handout next in line yeah but next all right my wife don't respect me my daughter thinks I'm a schmuck and I'm gonna lose my house time to go back to work and by work I mean crime crime why didn't you think of that before yes it was right in front of you sometimes I wonder about you Jimmy you know I'm starting to think you care more about money than you do about saving the earth that's ridiculous I totally care about the earth I also care about the Russian businessman who lives on the earth and happens to need your kidney my what of course now now we must take organs well flesh hey sleepyhead miscommunication with these guys I thought they would just take in a kidney but they wanted everything heart lungs even you do dad which the one guy wanted for a necklace what but I couldn't let them do it oh thank god Petey I may have been using your dumb infatuation with the earth to get important things like money and I'm sorry I know it's okay in the end you stuck up for your little brother which warms my frozen heart your heart could have got me ten grand but I'm glad it's still inside you you're freezing you little freak you're trying to kill me man I've been keeping a lid on my criminal side so long I feel rusty that's better I could rob that jewelry store or snatch that lady's purse now I could do both robbed that jewelry store and then carry the jewels home in the purse good thinking Jimmy boy how fun gonna do this gotta be something big bingo what the hell am i doing Jimmy if you get caught that will mean the end of your witness protection I ain't getting caught but if you do I can no longer protect you like you need this Capone to protect you Jimmy you would be endangering the lives of your family McCall's right Jimmy yeah pop don't do it it is a lot of money though Theresa I'm just saying what you guys took all the good costumes all right I made up my mind I'm pretty sure I can risk it Jimmy no but I won't risk it for my family I already put him through this once I ain't gonna do it again hurry up is steal the truck any booze money I just hallucinate it blue people crawling all over you hey so maybe you left the keys in this track well Jimmy a gives us back to jerking bullies remember the old days when we were short on cash we just throw a junior good fella under a bus and fleeced a transit company footing insurance oh yeah the good old days can I wash these down with little scotch nope doctor's orders I'm sorry for everything I put you through cook I got you a little something Oh Jimmy I love you Jesus Christ give me a bottle I'm hallucinating again

Channel: Fugget About It

Views: 1,228,435

Rating: 4.8200078 out of 5

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Id: 9nVcNGmrDkw

Length: 22min 38sec (1358 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 10 2016