Friends - The wise Chandler - Best Moments

hi my name's Chandler I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you'd be interested in battling me in a post-apocalyptic world for control of the galaxy's last remaining energy source sure baby go over to Joey's you go over to Joey's and and drink some beer and Hammer up some drywall yeah you know what guys hang out they don't just drink beer and Hammer up drywall and girls hang out we don't have pillow fights in our underwear I'm sorry we do we do check out this bad boy 12 megabytes of RAM 500 megabyte hard drive built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 bps Wow what are you gonna use it for games and stuff at the bachelor party last night oh yeah yeah look what I got look at I got see she's fully dressed right right in it and then you click it and oh she's naked and then you click it again she's dressed she's a businesswoman she's walking down the street she's window shopping and all over it is naked I'm gonna do what am I gonna do I mean this this is like a complete nightmare oh I know this must be so hard oh no two women love me they're both gorgeous and sexy my wallets too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight Saturday night the big nine date night Saturday night Saturday night no plans huh not a one not even say breaking up with Janice oh right right shut up all right so what do you say no just do it oh I'm convinced oh yeah everything you need to know is in that first kiss absolutely yeah I think for us kissing is pretty much like an opening act you know I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out yeah and it's not that we don't like the comedian it's just that that's that's not why we bought the ticket you see the problem is though after the concerts over no matter how great the show was you girls are always look at the comedian again tell anyone for fighting traffic basically just trying to stay awake Marcel what are you going with that disc you are not putting that on again myself okay if you press that button you are in very very big trouble Oh Chloe color a Oh Bobby hey we want to do for dinner well we gonna stay in and cook for ourselves you really think this is okay well Ross and Emily aren't gonna use it oh so beautiful oh yeah I don't know if I feel right about this well I'm off with my money Lincoln this is the honeymoon suite the room expects sex the room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex all the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser okay okay you know what Chandler you got yourself into those cuffs you get yourself out of them no no I can't get myself right out of them you must have me confused with the amazing Chandler come on you have to unlock me she could be gone for hours and I'm cold and well I see you've had a very productive day don't think the cowboy hats a little much come on it's fun yeah that's a woman's hat you'd stop talking crazy and make us some tea anyway hey did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you ever met yeah so Wow really do you not know Chandler is that why he's acting so weird he's jealous my god that is crazy it's something I'm attracted to Geoffrey so was being funny is Chandler's thing can't believe he's that upset about it Monica you're gonna have to do some damage control here cuz he's feeling like hey hey hey what are you guys talking about uh Rachel and I hired a male nanny you got a man who's a nanny you got a Manny you know I don't mind a male nanny but I do draw the line of male wet-nurse mister I love you guys were coming over I want to brought more pizzas stop what is your funny hug there I don't know it's just the way you say it I'm here money you got that funny thing you funny guy did you tell her what we talked about yeah on you guys I dig think how much fun it would be to tell we know we know we know what my mind mine okay Hugo's prepare yourselves for some class a flirting okay hold on okay Joe well I guess Joey went home oh and look there's still one box that I have to unpack oh my god you almost gave me a heart attack oh you know you guys said you're gonna go across the hall look you don't you don't do that every year dia yeah you don't like going to the back of my closet and look under my gym bag or anything no no never do that because that's where joy gave me some such a store that I've never seen before in my life okay that did not just happen you said no right well she cornered me she asked me if the wedding was in town Oh what was I supposed to do why how hard is that your checks in the mail no your baby is so cute I can't wait to read your book Ross oh hi Joey's gonna be thrilled he was hoping you'd come by as a nurse actually I'm just a nurse you think that would embarrass me but you see I'm maxed out it's 6:30 in the morning we're not working out it's over no way with one time to go come on we're working we're moving grooving okay I don't I don't mind the last pound okay in fact I kind of like the last pound okay so don't make me do anything that I'll regret what you gonna do fat boy huh what nothing except tell you I think it's wonderful how much energy you have no thanks I mean especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work you know you know I mean you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed uh-huh and it's not as if you have a boyfriend shoulder to cry on well no but I mean if it were me I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all you know I try to stay positive so you you feel like going for a run all right because you know you don't have to if you want you could just take a nap right here okay just for a little while okay

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Views: 4,639,928

Rating: 4.9102983 out of 5

Keywords: Friends, Moments, Chandler, tv show, sitcom, funny, sarcastic, ross, joy, compilation, tv, monica, TV Series, Matthew Perry, Television (Invention), humour, hiarious, scenes, pen, laugh

Id: VOE9G0FfLbo

Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 31 2012