Chandler Bing being Mr. Hilarious.

so i'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a day well aren't we mr the glass is half empty big night date night saturday night saturday night no plans huh not a one [Music] see i told you less than 100 steps from our place to here you got way too much free time but the way i look at it is i get all the good stuff all the fun all the talking all the sex and none of the responsibility why do you have to break up with her be a man just stop calling i think it's great you know it's sweet it's romantic really no you kidding the guy's a freak what kind of relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend i suppose mainly sexual huh what's wrong with the 20th 11 days before halloween all the good costumes are gone uh you know what blows my mind women can see breasts anytime they want you just look down thank god you didn't try to fan out the magazines i mean she'll scratch your eyes right here's out thing janice you know i mean it's like we're different you know i'm like the bing bing bing you're like the boom boom boom i work in a restaurant well they don't have to know that so uh tell me how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket you know i should shave again uh pick up some wine what well you uh may want to rethink the dirty underwear chandler look at that oh this is not that bad oh you're fine yeah for first job and i've just wasted about 35 of them talking to you people so uh monica can you help me with the door sure oh um chandler what about you uh if i were i'm nipping in for a day i'd make myself omnipotent forever say there's always one guy if i wish i'd wish for three more wishes i'm sorry oh she's sorry i feel better are we greeting each other this way now because i like that where are they where are they this is nice we never do anything just the two of us that's great maybe tomorrow we can rent a car run over some puppies oh my god i'm late don't go don't go don't go don't go you'll know what happened look at that she's leaving less sick than my friend have gone in i mean that guy with the toe thing who's he sleeping there's no coaster it's a cold drink it's a hot day little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the water stop it i swear i've seen birds do this on wild kingdom that's what you're doing to yourself you know i've had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease the bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it you know you deserve this after all your years of struggling you've finally been able to crack your way in the show [Applause] concert's over no matter how great the show was you girls are always looking for the comedian again no i mean we're in a car fighting traffic basically just trying to stay awake well hold on there camper you sure you've thought this through it's laundry the thinking throw is pretty minimal once i got on the subway right and it was at night and i wrote it all the way to brooklyn just for the halloween we'll take a brief time out while messier stops to look at some women's shoes uh chandler chandler is my name and uh hi take this abuse you're right i'm sorry once i was a wooden boy number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar well i'm not completely satisfied okay all right kids i gotta get to work if i don't input those numbers doesn't make much of a difference i'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money no that's not exactly what i was but you know most women would kill for three guys like us you i'm looking i'm we put together my my new furniture yes and we're very excited about it but now that you mention it there was ice there that night it was the first frost i can't believe i've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went wow great how was your date chandler home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover the hell with hockey let's all do that oh god i can't believe i'm even considering this i'm very very aware of my tongue come on come on hi janice okay here we go i don't think we should go out anymore yes you me joey ice guys night out come on what do you say big guy huh huh huh what are you doing i have no idea you know i mean one guy's saying shut up this is great but there's this other guy actually it's the guy who wells up every time the grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device i don't think you want to go in there oh come on we're roommates ah my eyes my eyes likes women that she left you for another woman that likes women a little louder okay i think there's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you look look look there's joey's picture oh god this is so exciting you can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before notice no fear no sense of impending doom was about to say what i wanted to say was uh would you like to go out with me sometime thank you good night you know i i feel like i've lost her no i'm i'm still working on mine the glow the magical feeling you did this part could i get some painkillers over here please macey she makes the women i dream about look like short fat bald men i thought you were great in silence of the lambs my opening line be excuse me come on she's a person you can do it oh please could she be more out of my league what it was my first [Music] she said yes she said yes awful play man well i guess you'd know that or we'd be in the predicament room hold on tell me why you did this again hey hey hey wait a minute aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new al pacino movie now that was fun rush 10 o'clock is it feels like two ten o'clock what there's a beautiful woman at eight nine ten o'clock hello oh uh rachel it's the visa card people oh okay will you check my place all right yes this is rachel you

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Id: BnKgj4mhb7Q

Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020