What have I not told you? Oh, I don’t know Um, ahem, how about the fact that the underwear out there
on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex
with Fun Bobby out on the terrace. - What?
- What? Wait a minute, who told you? You are dead meat. I didn't know it
was a big secret. Huh, oh, it's not big,
not at all. You know, kind of
on the same lines as, say oh, I don't know,
having a third nipple! [gasping] (Ross)
'What?' You have a third nipple? You bitch. - Whip it out. Whip it out.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. No! Come on! There's nothing to see.
It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless. Oh, as-as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples. I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin. Joey, what did you
think a nubbin was? I don't know. You see
something. You hear a word. I thought that's what it was. - Let me see it again.
- Yeah, show it to us. Show us the nubbin. Your nubbin. Joey was in a porno movie. [gasping] If I'm going down,
I'm taking everybody with me. - Oh, my God!
- You were in a porno? A-a-alright, alright, alright. I was young, and I just
wanted a job, okay? But at the last minute
I couldn't go through with it. So they let me be the guy
who comes in to fix the copier but can't, 'cause there's
people having sex on it. (together)
Wow! That is wild! [chuckling] So what's it shaped like? Yeah, is there a hair on it? What happens if you flick it? [instrumental music] So, uh, does it do anything,
you know, special? Well, yes, Ross,
pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia. You know, in some cultures
having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance
naked around you. Ha, are, uh,
any of these cultures perchance in the Tri-state area? You know, you are so amazing. Is there anything
you-you don't know? [laughs]
