Oh, my God.
I love this apartment! - Isn't it perfect?
- Ah. I can't believe I never realized
how-how great it is! Well, that is because your eye immediately goes
to the big naked man. (Phoebe)
'It's amazing!' You better hurry up
and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it. [scoffing]
Oh. Well, I never thought
I'd say this but I'm gonna go use
ugly naked guy's bathroom. Yeah. Oh, look! There's-there's
Monica and Chandler. 'Hey!' Hey, you guys! Hey! Oh! Oh! Oh! - What?
- Oh-oh! Chandler and Monica! Chandler and Monica! - Oh, my God!
- Oh! Chandler and Monica! - Oh, my God!
- Oh! Oh, my eyes! My eyes! Phoebe! Phoebe! - Oh!
- Okay! It's okay. It's okay! - No, they're doing it!
- I know! I know! I know! - You know?
- Yes, I know it. Joey knows,
but Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming! Hey, what's going on? [both screaming] - What? What?
- Hi! Nothing! Oh, God, we're just so excited that you want
to get this apartment! Actually it looks really good. [screaming]
It looks pretty good! Get in here! Come on! [all screaming] You mean whenever
Monica and Chandler were like, you know,
doing laundry or going grocery shopping, or.. Oh, all that time Monica spent on the phone
with sad Linda from camp? Mm-hm. Doing it, doing it,
phone, doing it. Oh! I can't believe it! I mean, I think
it's great. For him. She might be able to do better. - Hey, you guys.
- Joey, come here! - Come here.
- What? What? Phoebe found out about
Monica and Chandler. You mean how they're friends
and nothing more? Uh-huh. No. Joey, she knows. We were at
ugly naked guy's apartment and we saw them doing it
through the window. Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window. Okay, so now they know you know and they don't know
that Rachel knows? Yes, but, you know what it doesn't matter
who knows what. Now enough of us know that we could just tell
them we know. Now all the lying
and the secrets will finally be over. Or, we could not tell
them we know and have a little fun
of our own. Hey, Mon,
what are you doing now? You wanna come
see a movie with us? Ah, you know, actually I-I was gonna do some laundry. Huh? Hey, Chandler,
you wanna do it with me? - Sure, I'll do it with you.
- Okay. Okay, great.
Hold on a second. Oh! Here you go. You don't mind, do you? That would really help me
out a lot. Thanks. You know what,
I-I don't-I don't think I have enough quarters. - Oh, I have quarters.
- Ah. Hello? Oh, yeah, hold on a second,
she's right here. Hey, it's Chandler. Oh! Hello, you. Hello, Phoebe, I've been
thinking about you all day. Huh? Well, you know that thing
you said before? I'd be lying if I said
I wasn't intrigued. Really? Yeah, listen, Joey is
not gonna be here tonight. So why don't you come over
and I'll let you, uh.. ...feel my bicep. Or maybe more. I'll have to get back
to you on that. Okay, bye. Oh, my God,
he wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more! - Are you kidding?
- No. I cannot believe
he would do that to Mon.. What? Joey? Do they know that we know? - No.
- Joey? - They know you know.
- Oh, I knew it! Oh, I cannot believe those two! They thought
that they could mess with us? They're trying to mess with us? [chuckles] They don't know that
we know they know we know. And, Joey,
you can't say anything. Couldn't if I wanted to.
