Frank O'Sullivan being the ULTIMATE bad guy for 10 minutes straight | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

if you don't give me what I want I will release proof that you are a homosexual I came out 30 years ago ah you're impossible Franco Sullivan head of the patrolman Union and there is no way on God's green earth that you're ever talking to anyone involved in this case officer Lee called me and I'm here to stop your heartless Crusade against our heroes in blue but to be clear all I want is to keep our city safe and then to go home to my mom at night you live with your mom my mom lives with me in her house and I'm sorry stop talking what going on here were you about to say the s word the s word sorry oh good God don't say it out loud man why are you here O Sullivan Peralta isn't even in the patrolman J I'm here to protect marzipan he and Peralta worked very closely together on this one seriously Peralta marzipan with all the open IE investigations against him I've met him like one time I don't even know his first name his name is David David Duke maripan David Duke maripan I don't you go profiling him for what he changed his name to you can't judge a book by its cover you can't if it's written by David Duke okay Elan there's mcaffrey coming out of Purdue pet supplies with the mouse that he put in the burrito so there's no need for tactical gear or a never forget burrito Ribbon or any of that you need to call off the blue flu are you crazy my guys are under attack no I just proved that it wasn't an attack he faked it not that attack this attack the one where you call a policeman a liar he is a liar oh dear my God you just did it again do you understand the worst thing you can do to another person is to call that person a liar you hate cops that's fact I I I just thought the blue flu was about a mouse in a burrito it was but now it's about you saying it wasn't well that doesn't make any sense so you're calling me stupid that's not what I said you're calling me alar I just don't know how to talk to someone like you someone like me wow that's racist oh this is a very frustrating conversation do you have something against my ma because I'll be honest with you there's only three things that I love in this whole world my M the NYPD and Billy Joel right now you're assaulting two of those three things wow so Billy Joel made your top three and now you've assaulted all three can we please just talk to officer Lee look these are nice boys that you're going after all the per had to do was show them what was in the bag but no no she had to escalate things a finger was broken do you understand that if anyone else was being treated the way our brave officers are being treated they'd be Marching In the Street which I would oppose by the way because marching leads to rioting and rioting leads to Lo okay this doesn't seem like it's going to be a short ramp yeah we're going to head out you're the guy haing the memorabilia oh yeah where'd you get this stuff I used to haul amps for him yeah which tours the uh you know oh Terry I'm not ready to say goodbye I'm not ready to say goodbye to her never heard of that one you haven't that's weird maybe you just weren't paying attention sorry I'm on Billy Joel's Wiki now I've done other tours too like uh innocent man and the bridge innocent man and the bridge okay what's in the box an early draft of of the lyricss till we didn't start the fire Eisenhower vac scine side salad mixed greens why is that well I guess while he was writing a song he must have accidentally included his lunch order anyway that's 10K no that's a sticky stuff yes I grabbed it out of the trash in his dressing room it must be gum look I'm so sorry just let me have that back Ah that's so fast this has been in William Martin Joel's mouth his tongue touched wait what's happening what's this now that is $10,000 and I'll keep it to G well there she is my arch nemesis you're a cop O Sullivan shouldn't your arch nemesis be a criminal no okay what do you want I came here to reach a truce with you over your pilot program that persecutes the uniformed officers in my union its aim is to reduce instances in which armed cops are needlessly interacting with civilians it could save lives and restore trust with the community that's persecution plain and simple but I don't want to fight with you brother civilized and reach some common ground over a drink it's the middle of the day now that's how business gets done in the real world look I'm not changing the pilot program okay have it your way but I got to say you're going to be sorry are you threatening me no I'm informing you that I hold a lot of power and unless you're willing to play ball with me I will wield said power against you again not a threat but go ahead and change your mind or else Peralta made a mistake holy crap you did not use the MW did you no oh thank God because the MW is just about the worst thing you can say sa if you're a cup besides the real Point here is what was the per doing snooping around a bus lot at night the victim cuts through that lot on his way home when it's open and it was open because Peralta picked the lck what a bunch of bunk why' the per run away unless he was guilty of something because he was understandably scared of interacting with the cop I see well that excuse hasn't worked in the last 15 cases against Mars Pan I don't think it going to work now 15 rala I can make all of this disappear that's what the police Union does but you got to play ball with me son what do you say you to ass sure you want to be involved with this investigating o suvan yeah that dude sucks he tried to Blackmail me you don't stop harassing my officers I will release proof that you are bisexual I already came out oh come on he can't blackmail anyone anymore tell us what's written there patient's left testy is gnarled and shows discoloration no not that there at the top sheram medical laboratories yeah so so we thought it was the doctor handing out fake diagnosis but he's clean however the officers knew he used shareem lab and that lab is owned by David Sher brother of 99 officer Michael Sher the lab faked the blood results none of the officers are actually sick which means they have no excuse to miss work well unfortunately that is stop I know you're going to twist my words into some vicious attack on you and the NYPD so before you do that I'd like the pleasure of making the vicious attack myself sir your insults are kind of known to be a little too thinky maybe you should just let me you are a and I hope you get shoved right into your wow well that was definitely not too thinky okay okay okay you got me the the men didn't have mono they weren't sick damn right but they are now what it seems they had a meeting and somebody showed up with a very bad stomach bug and gave it to everyone there I believe the officer's name was a uh Lieutenant Jeffords okay so here's the plan OS salivan likes to do deals over drinks so invite him to Shaws and order us a couple beers I not along as he talks about how surprisingly cool his mom is order more beers I also not along as he talks about how horrible his ex-wife is order more beers I also not along as he kind of implies he wishes his mom was his wife nobody spoons like my mom but I'm not the only one who's listening oh Sullivan's a blo hard so he just needs a little push get him drunk enough eventually he'll just come out and admit that he set Jake up the plan is Flawless so there's one flaw with my plan oh solivan isn't even buzzing you're totally hammered I'm so hammered you know how guys like OS Sullivan they think we all look the same right so you dress as zamy you take my place and oh my God is n drink Amy a genius that's never going to work you just need to sober up and get back out there oh you're on the floor what's going on here uh nothing nothing I distinctly remember you saying we were moving on to shots and yet you bring us more beers you got to do a better job than that sanago right right I guess we'll just have to shoot these then yes we will I'm so drunk he's had 14 beers and he's not even slurring his words well I feel better I had some floor pretzels let's switch places again yes two of us can out drink that son of a ni do you Santiago all the best Bottoms Up whoa Nelly here's two [Music] you well now what the hell am I looking at nothing oops you're drunk and you're seeing double oh give me a break you can't really think I'm that stupid I mean we've been switching places for the last 2 hours and you didn't notice so it's cuz I don't look at Women's eyes when I'm talking to him who who whoa whoa whoa whoa who what are you doing learning a lesson you know I mean lessons to learn you didn't do anything wrong what do you want Sullivan this is Mel Jenkins City Attorney in charge of payoffs and Bri uh not my title I handle Tor claims whatever Mel and I just had ourselves a little chat over morning drinks more drinks relax it was just a couple of breakfast beers so the department is going to settle without admitting any wrongdoing and because the facts of the case will remain unresolved there will be no suspension for marsipan or Peralta come on now these are cops they got to make split-second decisions in life or death situations and they can't be expected to get that 100% correct every single time this was not a life or death situation sure but next time it might be and how can this one be expected to do his job when he knows that any teeny tiny laps in judgment could end with you branding him a dirty cop and ruining his life oh come on who do you think broke the vending machine that got detective flatop all riled up stole Detective of little guys candy shipment and swapped out Sergeant muscle guys candy for seasonal fruit people Bingo and it's driving your guys crazy now if your Precinct would like to get their candy back I'd be willing to negotiate oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so when you told Jake you could get him out of his suspension that wasn't blackmail if I'm passionate about one thing it's getting cops off without punishment how dare you turn that into something dirty shame on the bo of you so together you're ready to Cave to my demands why would I do that give me a break your arrest are way down and your comad numbers are terrible I think those numbers look great no you don't well not those numbers obviously they make it look like we haven't done much at all this week but a friend of mine told me something unintentionally interesting focus on what you didn't do so here's what we didn't do this week with fewer officers at our disposal and none of them trying to hit comstat numbers we made fewer bad arrests number of complaints against officers down 32% number of cases thrown out at arraignment for insufficient evidence down 34% and here's the most important thing we didn't do we didn't make the community less safe rates of major and violent crime what actually matters stay the same what are you saying I'm saying the 99 just became a case study for how a police force can work better with fewer police are you actually talking about laying off cops if these numbers persist I may have no choice and I'll just end the blue flu great that's what I want no I won't end the blue flu great Jer cops that's what I want yeah just said that this is a very frustrating [Music] conversation

Channel: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Id: PIcFfmOG7Kg

Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 29 2024